The Most Important Election Ever! - Political Machine 2024

[@FabulouzGamer]

Only the real ones remember Emperor Palpatine vs Hipster Lincoln.

[@robocat2205]

The laugh after that reveal is LEGENDARY! I had to go back and rewatch

[@rob3et0]

Bring back Billy bob bbq

[@Sirwiggles420]

And who could forget wizard ronald reagan.

[@the1fortheages]

You need to vote for Palpatine... Doit.

[@Vicioussama]

YES! The true reason I love election time!

[@Ellthom]

The tradition continues. Happy to see this continue every election cycle

[@phazerray69]

A shock of joy to my heart. Can't believe I have seen all of these

[@greysonmiller9407]

I could watch hours of you and Crendor customizing characters and then revealing them to each other.

[@malakai2046]

The unhinged election tradition that actually DOESN'T fill me with impending dread. Love to see it.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

drama queen

[@navelwarfare3247]

​@@miguelnewmexico8641You seem like a real joy of a person

[@TheReloadingMan]

"Are you feeling it now, Mr Krabs ?"

[@catprison3714]

Dear illustrious sirs I vote for you with tears in my eyes

[@Hazlius]

Thank GOD this came out. This is going to be how I survive this evening lol

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

you were going to survive either way.

[@ItsPowie]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 Nobody enjoys being around you, dude.

[@Winterbay]

The only election coverage I need is finally here.

[@Einomar]

"You're laughing at America " As one should 😂

[@bigoistin9125]

​​@@miguelnewmexico8641 election day get you down? You're catty up and down this comment section 😆

[@Huckleberry42]

Damn this is nostalgic

[@Varaey]

The Highlight of Every Election year!

[@lastimosaz]

Make a presidential rumble with all the past candidates. I miss Fat Baby with a mustache!

[@Levinsbun]

This js the most important election of our lifetimes...

[@Veggieman87]

Oh, thank god this tradition continues! Cox/Crendor '24, the goofballery we love, the silliness we need.

[@reverieofmusic436]

6:35 "You're lauging at America". Yes Crendor, just like the rest of the first world

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

grow up.

[@reverieofmusic436]

@miguelnewmexico8641 stay mad

[@johnlucas8651]

Surprised there wasn’t a “Project Honey 25” joke within Jesse’s hive plan

[@mathias4771]

Holy cow I remember the first one! Here's to another 12 years, you lovely crazy man!

[@BloodyBobJr]

How can Mr America even lose? He IS America! But i gotta admit..i really love honey. Queen bee makes a strong case. So hard to choose!

[@hyjinki4886]

I was in the middle of complaining about how you hadn't played Political Machine this year when I discovered this vid

[@Jhakri_]

Jesse immediately crafts a dollarstore anime villain for a president.

[@michaellaporte4951]

I love how no matter what crazy thing Jesse says Crendor's response is always "alright".

[@shiraloli]

Wow, from a fighting ring to the presidential chair, what an aspiring journey from our Queen Honey B Lovely! 🎉

[@5chr4pn3ll]

Best of luck to the US tonight. I voted for Xenomorph

[@alecchavez4015]

I'm literally crying from laughter, thank you so much for this after last night 😭😭😭

[@GethOverlord]

"I don't even know if you have the color receptors to see me." Is lowkey a sick asf burn.

[@sojinnn]

Yes, the tradition returns.

[@josephsteven1600]

Thank you Jesse and Crendor for another great one.

[@taker_chan]

I was hoping there would be one of these today - this makes me so happy :D

[@JonThunder12]

“Every one will have a job…as a parent” I’m dead😂

[@jimilordofwar]

This is starting to feel like a family tradition

[@SexyPumpkin69]

shut up james

[@TheKeller1992]

Thanks, I needed this after Tuesday

[@ThePardner]

First it was Man Versus Bee, now it is American Man vs. Bee Queen! Bee Movie was but a prophecy of the clashes to come!

[@kanseiyamazaru435]

Damn, now THIS is a serious blast from the past.

[@mustafakantar3846]

I’ve watched this since 2012 LETS GO

[@excim89]

Holy shit! I needed this

[@localshaman]

The CIA flagged up this video the moment Jesse said "What if we had another option?"

[@rob3et0]

I WAS JUST BINGING THE ORIGINALS

[@arlas2000]

I watch every time you guys play this. you make the entire electoral process tolerable.

[@Sith9890]

the only good thing about election day (besides no more ads)

[@Flanktank2]

OMFG that character creator killed me 😂😂😂😂 my stomach hurts from laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_Church_]

I actually greatly appreciate this not being political, beyond the game itself. I don’t think everyone needs to shove politics into everything beyond telling people to go do their own research and to simply vote.

[@WarGarbel]

Love you boys! Keep up the fine work

[@TamesLovesGames]

Ahh, such a lovely tradition.

[@bugajification]

This where i go for my election news

[@redumulis2448]

Holy shit this feels good. Like im back in 2012 again.

[@the1fortheages]

Well... while I'll never be a Royal, Jesse's loves being a queen...😂

[@GMDave_]

I haven’t heard Jesse laugh that much in years lmao

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Truly the greatest election of the year

[@MrSkerpentine]

We need America Man to come back and challenge Vinesauce Joel’s Cheeseburger Freedom Man from 2016 lol

[@bhavoc8354]

Jesse for President. Crendor as his VP 👋

[@creamyfunbun4308]

Yes siiiiiiir, many thanks for this gift

[@arjunpatel212]

Perfect

[@RestricteD1337]

This was the fastes click on my KZbin Recommended i have ever done did!

[@thymenooijevaar]

YEEEEEEEES! It's finally time!

[@misaelnavarrete8031]

Great stuff indeed can't wait for the next election 😂

[@HoodlumAmnesium]

Jesse fully supports environmental protections and yet Crendor is the one with Al Gore as a running mate 😂

[@D-Corporation]

it is a tradition.

[@aniforprez]

i love how in this video despite crendor's candidates looking deranged, crendor is the person playing with fairly reasonable, coherent policies with logic aimed at winning and jesse is the one playing completely unhinged, insane, bizarre monstrosities with policies like "i will address homelessness because i'm eating them all" yet jesse won once and tied the second time. says it all lmao

[@TheReloadingMan]

I guess Jesse clearly knows what the average American thinks.

[@Makkle4000]

Vote for Crendor!

[@TheRufferino]

Oh my god I wondered if this was gonna happen

[@outerspacekadet]

Not first, but I wanna feel special :D

[@jason_22282]

The time has come… 😂❤

[@neolithiumproduction]

Jesse becoming Queen Bee just reminds me of his FF14 reaction to Honey B.Lovely . xD Jesse, you have become what you once laughed at. 🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnfEn5-Ze5d9mZY "I'll be your Queen Bee Honey B.Lovely, You'll be the one and only champion, I'll be your full time royal, worship me, Love me again until the end."

[@Gbusjones]

Jessie's dude looks like Stephen Miller

[@marduk_ashur]

Only one bee queen god, the rest is heresy!! For the imperium!!!

[@gdi69]

Hell yes.

[@Xanpanman345]

Oh yessss!!!!

[@zombie0ate0my0brains]

Where is Skyrim?

[@durandol]

Gone. Reduced to atoms.

[@clerns]

1:27:23 is literally my waking nightmare for tonight.

[@josephhenryreyes8205]

This is the World Cup for is nerds

[@mast3734]

YESSSS THE YEAR IS SALVAGED

[@dukealoops1993]

The only reason to make to today

[@newdayatmidnight]

what an ending

[@Drafur]

Ah, shit. Here we go again. Before even starting this, I hope Crendor matches the energy of Donkey Romney

[@swedishZ0mBi3]

It's gg for murica' either way. How did they find two candidates so awful from 350m people? Lol.

[@A_Ereira]

This is one of the very few games in which I can stomach watching someone create their character. It's incredible.

[@merrold4233]

Once again, it's time for you guys to toe the political line for the election showdown of 2024, this will be studied by political scientists and scholars for ages.

[@matta.747]

2012 wow

[@FalseGryphon]

The refusal to acknowledge politics and the both sidesing of streamers with big followings, enough to influence younger voters to turn out, are complicit in this trump presidency, america should feel shame, you disgust me

[@andromidius]

Well let us know how you really feel, why don't you? Also, feeling is mutual if you supported either of those candidates.

[@horseradishwithchives]

The cool thing about not listening to jesse about his political or mystery juice stance is not getting myocarditis, pericarditis, mitral regurgitation, tachycardia, atrial fibrillation, arrhythmia, cardiac arrest, micro blood clotting, severe tinnitus, neurological disease, loss of hearing, vestibular neuritis, aortic stenosis, extreme fatigue & exhaustion, anaphylaxis, guillain barre syndrome, bell’s palsy, cranial nerve palsy, loss of vision, dysgeusia, paralysis, hemiparesis, transverse myelitis, strokes, pulmonary embolism, stillbirth & miscarriage, hyperprogressive disease, aneurysms, etc,. etc,.

[@IrishIHadAPotato]

Yes I drank the jooce and now have all these :(

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

get therapy.

[@horseradishwithchives]

@miguelnewmexico8641 may our Lord Jesus Christ guide us to be discerning in this time of great apathy when faced with the truth 🙏

[@sinswhisper9588]

So what I got from this is that Jesse supports trump??

[@littlejerry4957]

Hopefully he does. But hopefully they don't dictate political views to us again.... Like they did with covid

[@Messaneo]

@@littlejerry4957 Of course he doesn't xD He's intelligent and empathic. Don't you find it interesting that it's only right wingers that complain when entertainers mention their political views? Almost like they live in a bubble, and lash out when reality threatens to pop that bubble.

[@littlejerry4957]

@Messaneo and democrats cancel or attempt to kill anyone with opposing views.....very "Democratic"

[@littlejerry4957]

Kamala Patel can't even thank her brain dead supporters for actually voting for her. Classy "democrat"

[@littlejerry4957]

Sad Day for all you peter-files. Will have to stop claiming to be women. So you can finally get to go in womens locker rooms and finally see a naked woman...your either scared or have mental issues if you think that is correct.

[@pn5705]

I’m going Red this year! MAGA!

[@Einomar]

....

[@pn5705]

@ No wars. Better economy. Closed borders. Enough said. MAGA!

[@Einomar]

​@pn5705 lol sure

[@Zdeciak]

USA is fricked with people trusting guys like Trump

[@pn5705]

@@Einomar You’re in denial. That, or you still live with mom and dad. Anyway, MAGA!