REMATCH: Political Machines 2012 - Jesse v Crendor

So many people enjoyed the Fan Friday version of "Political Machines" they requested a rematch after Crendor had more time to play. This is that match.
Political Machine is a government simulation game by Stardock, played on PC.
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[@thelichking9000]

"HIPSTER LINCOLN" I lost it right there, I will never laug so hard again!

[@Zulfar-bd9tc]

So now that the future is here, what did you think of Crendor's other characters? Did they make you laugh harder?

[@thediethrower1803]

Hipster Linchon was in politics before it was cool.

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

+TheDieThrower Given that he created the republican party, you COULD say he was republican before it was cool.

[@RinAldrin]

Hey palpatine what's your opinion on Obamacare? "screw it"

[@feedbackromance]

hey palpatine, what do you have to say to unpatriotic americans? "red white and blue it"

[@curtishaley3606]

C.Y.N.I.C.Union you missed the joke and... blew it

[@braedenmclean860]

Hey Palpatine how do you feel about gun laws " shoot it"

[@deadbeat9482]

Dew it!

[@blorpster6]

Insert game grumps reference here

[@Manofwar701]

Palpatine was for Solar energy, all the Ties used solar panels if anyone noticed XD

[@SuperCameronMan]

Dear Jesse, Your laugh cured my cancer.

[@Mrjello1]

"To Michigan we go! They like Marijuana." I feel like Crendor's strategy is just to get everyone to smoke weed

[@joshuadarrow]

And that children, is how 2012 ended, not with the end of the world, but with something worse. also i find hipster Lincoln even more hilarious when you remember that Lincoln was republican.

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

Not really. The Republican Party then was more ideologically aligned with the Democratic Party today. The two had something of a switch up in the 20th Century. I mean, why do you think most of the South is now Republican, even though they rebelled from the Union BECAUSE of the Republicans?

[@Wowgamer12344]

"I know which states I'll destroy with the Death Star." I died laughing, that was hilarious!

[@dawsoncloin]

Rouge one just proved your light saber power theory cannon. Aren't you proud?

[@arrghh0]

Does anybody else rewatch these simply because they're extremely easy to fall asleep to?

[@karaokeskeleton6609]

UNLIMITED POOOOOWWWWWWWW

[@bronzejoker222]

Like just for that name

[@Restilia_ch]

To those bringing up that Lincoln was a Republican, somewhere in the early 1900s Republicans and Democrats switched values. Before that, Republicans were the liberals and Democrats the conservatives So, for a modern setting, he would be a Democrat.. #TheHistoryChannel

[@Ju66er70]

***** If you're referring to your own comment, then yes.

[@MrEcho334]

***** Well, it's correct; you're not exactly getting the pro-gay marriage, pro-abortion, environmentalist, legalization of drugs and equal rights for all kind of people from the Republicans normally associated with liberals. And you're not really getting the small government, low taxes, high economic freedom kind of people from Democrats normally associated with conservatives.

[@collinhicks37]

It's not about sides of the spectrum though, it's about specific beliefs. The Republicans believed in the same things for so long, traditional marriage, economic opportunity, small government, racial and gender equality, for so long that when many of these things were achieved, they were then considered conservatives, the Democrats had to undergo a huge shift though to gain the vote, and the things that they support, big government, redistribution of wealth, marriage for everyone, both gay and straight, regardless of traditional values. The Republican shift was extremely minor compared to the Democratic one, just look at the history of both parties.

[@collinhicks37]

And the shift in state support didn't change until the 1970's and 80's Just look at the results of the re-election of Nixon and the election and re-election of Reagan.

[@darkeimp555]

Jesse's so good at doing voices o.o I love the old Jewish couples lol

[@BagelManDan]

"So Mr. Palpatine, what will you do as your first act as president?" "Execute Bill 66."

[@barleysixseventwo6665]

Its like Agent Smith got his dry-cleaning switched with Lady Ga-Ga's bee costume!

[@mythbuster-ov7tr]

They should do one for the 2016 vote

[@OnePieceOBleach]

This is pretty much, pot vs the death star....

[@Marcuscrixus]

Go Pot! or.....Go Death Star? well shit now i'm not sure....

[@RandomzStuffez]

As a citizen of Cali, i can say i couldnt vote for Crendor because i was busy dying of laughter and not because i was coincidentally high on weed

[@blondie1237]

11 years on, and this still fucking hits

[@Destroyer83]

I love the fact that last-second campaigning in my home state of NH just gave the victory to the emperor!

[@HashtagBananaSwag]

did anyone else catch Crendor calling Alaska Hawaii?

[@theincompetentgnome6668]

Mich

[@baileyferns1741]

jesse cox vs hipster lincon 2013

[@chaoskitteh]

Oh gawd! Hipster Lincoln! *dies laughing*

[@alderdonovan-cook4310]

Jesse, I'm so dissapointed. The obvious joke to make was "I support UNLIMITED POWEEEEEER!"

[@Khazandar]

Jesse and Crendor seem like such a natural and pefect match for these kinds of things. Oh the humor :D

[@INeedJesus4sure]

You want Ohio, dont you? Take it! Strike me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the White House will be complete! Crendor: Never, I´ll never go to Ohio

[@MUGENanaya]

Fuck i want kettle chips now brb

[@kryptomanik]

***** It's been a MONTH. WHERE THE HELL ARE THE KETTLE CHIPS

[@ST34LTHARRI0R]

ITS BEEN TO MONTHS WHERE ARE THE GOD DAMN KETTLE CHIPS!

[@kryptomanik]

HE HASN'T RETURNED HOW COME NOBODY IS ALARMED PEOPLE ARE MISSING

[@ST34LTHARRI0R]

BRO IM STARTING TO THINK...... THOSE KETTLE CHIPS ARE COMING (╥﹏╥)

[@ST34LTHARRI0R]

Arent*

[@therealcorpsyfiles]

Jesse; if someone already haven't told you, the song is called "Two Princes"

[@uncle0bob]

That was awesome you guys totally have to play again!

[@ThallanarRabidtooth]

Arizona made the vote that put Palpatine as the new President... Being a Democrat in a Republican state is so hard :'(

[@edgydad6664]

I sympathize

[@kekero540]

Your vote don't count

[@chrisgreen2043]

being a democrat is easy wtf you talking about you don't have to work at all.

[@mrlollipop638]

chris green wat

[@PenitusVox]

Suddenly, Lincoln came back from the dead. . . As a Democrat!

[@punishedmeridia]

Republicans in the middle 1800's we're more politically aligned with what would be the Democratic party nowadays

[@PenitusVox]

I always knew Lincoln was a secret socialist. . .

[@mythbuster43]

PenitusVox Nah, I think he just came back, saw what kinds of people were rising stars in the modern Republican Party, and said, "fuck this, I'm switching."

[@jokelhs]

I like how Donald Trump is in the list right above Emperor Palpatine.

[@manictiger]

+Joel Lynch Oh, that was Palpatine? I thought that was Hilary Clinton.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@manictiger have we ever seen them in the same room together?

[@Rocker42070]

Well looks like the Butterfly Army needs to start it's own party, with Jesse running as president and Crendor as vice-president. Sounds amazing.

[@xblackhawk91x]

Yes, we need a rematch! This game is awesome!

[@jessenicoletta4160]

The fact that hipster Lincoln is a democrat makes it even more hilarious.

[@nunya2587]

way back republicans actually had democratic views.

[@frankirons9337]

+nunya2587 The liberalism republicans once had makes it so much better when there's a guy who says "My great-great-great grandpappy voted republican, and our family has traditions and values, so it has stayed that way 'til this day!"

[@SinerAthin]

Half of Crendor's audio output consists of crunching chips. The other half consists of mangled words and attempts at communication while eating chips. He's like the perfect hate idol on any voice-chat xD

[@p3Rf3ctScR3Am]

I think this game would never get old. :D

[@crystallyx]

I'd love it if this became a weekly thing like fan friday

[@Mattheworks]

As I peel off the price tag of the first video game I ever owned, carefully preparing to put it on a shelf and stare at it with pride. I hear "Hipster Lincoln!" I almost broke it. Worth it...

[@pyrix]

This should be a series!

[@678gog]

i search up crendor in jesse cox's videos and see so much old series. so much nostalgia i had to watch them again. For some reason people get either less funnier or more funnier each vid or both to some people.

[@theufua]

Jesse Cox. Whenever you and TotalBiscuit both have time, you two absolutely HAVE to play this game together. While I predict TB would absolutely crush you, it would be awesome to see you two go against each other.

[@andrewtrimm3129]

Did anyone else just lose it when Hipster Lincoln showed up?

[@Ohmriginal722]

The song is called "Two Princes" by the Spin Doctors.

[@CPTWHOOSH]

I would love more from this game!

[@TheWilbott]

I was drinking water when you announced Hipster Lincoln would be running. You owe me a new laptop.

[@SeargentWhiskeyjack]

we need a series or something for this game

[@DaNitecapler]

jesse's crazy laugh is one of the best things in the world. would love to have picture in picture of that.

[@tommymartin1528]

There isn't a better video to watch whilst doing my government homework.

[@flowercat7188]

Jesse did a Bernie impression without him even knowing 😂

[@meemaimoh]

"People know enough politics to hate on each other." -Words of wisdom from Jesse Cox

[@oars44]

He mentioned it on his list of scariest enemies, where the main antaginist ranked #2

[@culinarykid92]

So I just looked up friend zone song after listening to everything you want-vertical horizon. And there was a Jesse cox song that made me go from close to crying to chuckling. I don't know if u were involved but it made my day.

[@Wildifepro]

Calling it now, Tobuscus is gonna do a 1000 part Let's Play of this.

[@Xle19xAB]

Jesse! As a resident of Tennessee, your sarcastic comment was completely uncalled for! You should be thankful that Tennessee got you that much money, because in real life, we don't even have that much.

[@TheSolarFrog]

6 Minutes in and I'm already thinking: "If Jesse makes one more 'Unlimited' anything joke I'ma slap him." This is gonna be a great episode.

[@Brunolovesforeveryou]

If that campaign run, ever actually happened. I would love to vote..

[@piclemaniscool]

There is nothing better than hearing Jesse Cox laugh hysterically.

[@DarkosLab]

I was not ready for Hipster Lincoln, I literally inhaled an entire cookie and almost died.

[@LittleKroh]

Jesse has the most angelic laugh I have ever heard!

[@50calRussia]

I started crying when Crendor unleashed Hipster Lincoln. It was so funny I rewinded three times

[@CoachDitka]

It was so funny that I have returned over a year later.

[@XavierBefree]

I know it is. But I think it would be interesting to see how Jesse would play the single player version. Since it has added things in it like interviews.

[@anoriolko]

"unlimited powahhhhh" i lost it there, lost it so hard. thanks jessie

[@vaporizador7]

This are the best videos ever! MAKE MORE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@hotshot89ful]

Jesse's old people voice is FUCKING. AMAZING.

[@filthypigdaddy]

i noticed neither Jesse or crendor noticed that they can actually move around the operatives they hire just like the Vice Presidents. As far as I know they don't take effect until you move them.

[@SarcasticGamer24]

Anyone else notice that when jesse talks about how he wasnt gonna drink his orange juice on the plane he sounds EXACTLY like yogi bear

[@MrDrumStikz]

I choked on my cereal when I saw Hipster Lincoln...

[@jubiikid]

MOAR!!!!!!! MOAR OF THIS!!!

[@K.Rhyan_]

These videos are great! Keep 'em coming!

[@ChaoticVincentV]

i loved Jesse's laugh at the Hipster Lincoln

[@badermo1]

Do more of These I love them!!!!!!!

[@1cme1]

i agree. and it's not that there aren't candidates who have views similar to his. its that they get zero attention from the media so the masses will never know who they are.

[@myahaughton]

Ten minutes into the video I start thinking that it would be hilarious if Sips and Sjin played this game.

[@ailyris]

I love how Crendor just totally interrupted Jesse to say HIPSTER LINCOLN

[@wierddino3368]

42:45 minutes of pure bliss....

[@Veggieman87]

My favorite use of the Almond Joys slogan ever.

[@JonnyKwwaann]

seriously tho, this deserves to be done again. and again. and again.

[@filthypigdaddy]

and when you upgrade a HQ all they way you get an operative that increases the maximum awareness of your candidate by 1% in the state you place them.

[@regaliatwentytwo]

It's not correct. In fact, Lightsabers are powered by boring old batteries in their handle. Their blade forms a continuous arc into a superconductor, completing a lossless circut that only expends power when it makes contact with something solid. The batteries themselves can be charged with the Force. As far as the crystals, they are used to focus the plasma into that continuous arc instead of just turning the weapon into a glorified flashlight.

[@commentguy304]

please make this a series with people on the internet and challenge them to a prez campagn fight with special guests!

[@Deadfish102]

Agent K got his dry cleaning switched with: a.) T-Pain b.) APimpNamedSlickBack c.) The Kardashians

[@TheSaoul]

While I am watching this... I realize that I've got no freakin' idea what he's talking about, it's just fun to watch.

[@shaman1995]

again please these are great

[@CoachDitka]

The most important video of all time didn't appear in my sub box!!!

[@Renvi]

LOL Jesse's laugh when Crendor revealed Hipster Lincoln...

[@VeriganXO]

Actually parties did exist in that time, he just wasn't any of them. It was Federalist and Anti-Federalist. In fact, his Vice President and 2nd President, John Adams, was a Federalist.

[@NomNomChest]

Hipster lincoln, Emporer Palpatine, and zombie jefferson... Someone make a fucking movie of this.

[@bigmanlettuce4388]

Welp now ill have more stormtroopers knocking atmy door asking if im harboring a jedi... THANKS PALPATINE!!!!!

[@CynUnion-ji9uj]

Sir, have you been harboring any fugitives including but not limited to: Yoda, Obi-wan Kenobi, and/or Rham Kota. If not please take this pamphlet about the policy of Jedi Harborers.

[@Jackofspades180]

+C.Y.N.I.C.Union Theses are not the jedi you're looking for. Move along.

[@CynUnion-ji9uj]

J4ck0f5p4d3s Move Along, Move Along.

[@bigmanlettuce4388]

Jedi... what jedi ?!

[@foxwolve18]

LOOOOOVVVEEE Jess'es old people voice!!!!

[@pedobear2288]

The sad thing is we petitioned for a death star and they said no.

[@craftersinc1384]

I want to see a facecam of Jesse laughing like he did at the beginning

[@TheCaptainJade]

Jesse's laugh can make any crappy day better. =)

[@ourorboros2]

Yes! More!

[@NedimOrton]

WE WANT MORE

[@wowrdj]

rematch's rematch will be awesome

[@WarWolf947]

Jesse we need more.

[@timlovell]

Ah, thanks for the correction. I was watching something else and had Teddy on the brain.

[@lillskite]

fourth time i clicked on this video, just to see Hipster Lincoln being presented and listen to jesse's reaction!