Fan Fr-aturday!! - Political Machine 2016

The epic struggle between the forces of Cox and Crendor continue! Who will win?! Social Justice Paladin vs Julius Maximus!? Emperor Trumpatine vs Wizard Reagan?! Find out in this episode of awesomeness!
Political Machine 2016 is a government simulation game by Stardock, played on PC.
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[@TheKillerPotato1]

No one will ever replace HIPSTER LINCOLN!

[@Gigigiritina]

Emperor Trumpatine: There will be hell toupee

[@SezzesStuff]

As someone who doesn't care too much about politics and isn't even American, I have no idea what is going on in this game other than that they are trying to make people like them.

[@ZeRandomZ]

That's basically politics

[@50ShadesOfEndo]

+POLAR BEAR HUGS Elaborate

[@Mackinmeat]

+Cause Why Not yep right on the mark popularity contest for the win

[@johnsmithy9850]

Pretty much

[@MrJ158n]

that's pretty much elections anyways

[@VividNaz]

man jesse, you are everything I want my channel to be. keep being brilliant you beautiful butterfly.

[@matthewofmoo22]

"Alaska and Hawaii aren't even real STATES!"- crendor

[@Shiirow]

It is like Risk but with bullshit politics.

[@MrAl360]

Atleast in this, it's funny. Real life politics is depressing

[@Shiirow]

Jesse sounds less like Palpatine and more like Cobra Commander.

[@creampuff7842]

Nice shadbase pic

[@TheOnlyGhxst]

+Shiirow Sounds accurate to the presidential campaign lol

[@starmanDX27]

"Gwent's like Politics, just more honest"

[@MayronWoW]

damn was so hoping this would be more Firewatch :'( Ah well, I'm sure I'll enjoy this video too.

[@yebboshwamuel]

+Mayron's Hideout Many A True Nerd just finished his LP of it, he's a fantastic British commentator, loved his interpretation of the events of the game.

[@goncaloomg]

+Mayron's Hideout 1 day wi well get more Firewatch

[@MayronWoW]

+MILKY BONG RIPZ Thanks but I've already completed the game myself and just want to see Jesse's reactions and thoughts to the major plot points of the narrative. I'm hoping he gives an in-depth post-mortem at the end of the game like he did with Bioshock Infinite but that seems doubtful.

[@Arealdruid]

Have been looking forward to this for FOUR YEARS!

[@christianvazquez4124]

What a cheer, Crendor.

[@kopitarrules]

Next time Deadpool vs superbatman lol

[@rjectmoto9139]

I really enjoy your content and channel Jesse. You and Crendor are one my favorite duos.

[@ElagabalusRex]

Jesse Cox supposedly likes to explore in games, yet he didn't use the map filters even once.

[@corporalcallosum2222]

I don't think there's enough lore in this game to warrant deep exploration aha

[@BagelManDan]

"I just want to make the Death Star great again" - Emperor Trumpitine 2016

[@Kaeridan]

I like how Jesse wins despite doing EVERYTHING wrong while Crendor seems to actually be trying...

[@Goraka91]

Sounds like Politics to me.

[@TheDarkFable]

I think their last game of 2015 political machine was the opposite. Crendor won for no good reason....pretty accurate depiction of US politics.

[@idamork2369]

As someone with a degree in political science, this is fantastic satire and I thoroughly enjoy it. It's a nice little special you guys have going here xD

[@GingerDwarf]

#FeelTheBern

[@TheWhiteGuy82]

+Ginger Dwarf #feelthebernwhenyoupee

[@SpocksBrainWorms]

the longest running series on this channel, and one of my favorites

[@HailKingBeowulf]

Crendor should do every intro on Jesse's videos.

[@thediethrower1803]

While trump does make sense as a sidekick for a warlord the whole "not a total utter born and raised murican" thing makes me think trump would just refuse to work with Crendor's character.

[@Toranaga]

That cheer....you can feel the enthusiasm in Crendor's voice.

[@DinosaurFan88]

Crendor: truly the greatest speech maker of our time.

[@delta3039]

2 days without Firewatch Jesse, 2 days....

[@scythenstetson]

And to think I got done with a Metal Wolf Chaos lp a few weeks ago. My subscription box is filled with more America than usual this year.

[@djdano92]

If Jesse became Prez IRL that would make my day , i can imagine him sat there in his office and giving a live broadcast and he is doing that what Mr Burns does with his hands . While giving out the most evil laugh ever "Mwwaahaaahaahaa" and i'm pretty sure everyone agrees with me that it needs to happen , sadly i'm from the UK so i can't vote but still would be awesome to see that all unfold . :)

[@djdano92]

P.S that 2nd game was really close nice 1

[@Usmodlover]

One of the top issues in Michigan is "Fixing Infrastructure". We actually have nice roads here though. About 3 of them.

[@TheWhiteGuy82]

+Usmodlover Oh god.....michigan roads.....I drive a truck to Detroit from Toledo on 75 regularly and I feel like my spine has compressed about 3 inches every time.

[@mrcyberpunk]

YESS! I've been waiting months for this!

[@Help396]

YES! I KNEW THERE WAS A FAN FRIDAY POLITICAL MACHINE 2016! I SPENT A LONG TIME JUST SCROLLING THROUGH THE VIDEOS LOOKING FOR IT RATHER THAN SEARCHING LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! WHY THE HELL DID I COMMENT IN CAPS?!

[@ToaCody1]

That last round was unusually even in terms of the electoral vote.

[@ANDELE3025]

Funny how Jesse always plays the evil guy.

[@maxmogavero952]

All I hear is "Hello everybody, it's Friiiday! It's tablablagrabadfplhabada faaaaaaaaan Friday!"

[@Xanrry]

Anyone else like to think Crendor's pro military speeches are about keeping the Persian Empire at bay?

[@eddybhere]

I came here for Crendor's Ronald Reagan impression. I was not disappointed

[@WilBgames]

MAKE FAN FRIDAY GREAT AGAIN

[@TheWolfwiththeDragon]

I hope you will play it for the upcoming election as well. Feels like it's a tradition by now.

[@TheWolfwiththeDragon]

Man, its been a lot of Political Machine videos lately. I so dearly wish to play this game, but I don't have a windows.

[@ClydeLeeM]

Trumpatine I thought would of gone with Jesse's slogan of "I was Hitler once!" to prove his knowledge base. Didn't even need it

[@LeEpicFace]

I think a lot of people want this to be a regular series on ya channel :P

[@randolfiserman5201]

I've grown a handlebar mustaches explicitly for the purpose of boxing every member of Isis and this is my promise to America.

[@GoStReKoN]

For the first time in world history, Alaska mattered in a US election

[@effgaagle730]

Decided by Hawaii, a state which votes Democrat every election year in its history as a state except for two times, once for Nixon, once for Reagan.

[@iskiesalty]

I wasnt paying full attention and suddenly heard "fight Isis" and for a second I thought they were talking about me. Yes my name is Isis.

[@fish2567]

I laughed so hard when jesse said were going to FL I live there

[@greenyxi]

KZbin didn't shove this vid in my sub box. Thank god you have a twitter sir :p.

[@FenrisWolfhowl]

I keep thinking that the Paladin helmet is a shark.

[@Xle19xAB]

Haha I was just sitting here shouting, "Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie Bernie...!" when Jesse was picking a VP. JESSE FEELS THE BERN, KZbin!

[@MrSHADOWANGEL999]

Truly this is the greatest election of our time, and Crendor is using his Blood Bowl money to fund his campaign

[@Jackofspades180]

In this corner, representing the neo-progressive party, weighing in at the body type that he identifies as, Social! Justice! PALADIN! In the other corner, representing the Patricians, weighing in at his own weight in silver, Julius! MAXIMUS!

[@enigmaPL]

Oh uh... another Political Machine episode.... going to need to drink again.... Last time I made the mistake of drinking anytime someone mentioned Trumps hair... This time, need ideas. Ideas?

[@GtoZeren]

+enigmaPL Drink every time Isis is mentioned

[@aaronman4772]

Drink any time Crendor mentions Reagan.

[@enigmaPL]

+Zeren Sounds like a plan lol

[@enigmaPL]

+aaronman4772 I'll do both. lol

[@vitorsly]

+enigmaPL It was nice knowing you.

[@HewkiiMusic]

Jesse lettin' the SJWs have it, well done!

[@DanCoffee]

"You weren't even real states!"

[@aneonfoxtribute]

If this was the actual election, where 90% of the speeches were about fighting ISIS, it'd be amazing.

[@dontcallmesavage2060]

Jesse, I'm from Iowa and I would like you to know. I'M FURIOUS (insert many long paragraphs about how Iowa is a primary state or something here)

[@AlgernonCSwinburne]

What up, Pittsburrrrrrrrrgh!

[@Geraldine_Z_Rivii]

You had the opportunity to name yourself, Malario Manga , and ya didn't take it

[@godsapdude]

Yes the union has work due to death star being built/ now degree has worth and the emperor knows how to make jobs

[@taxevasion4736]

What are their stats?

[@codyrhodes2473]

NOOOO!!!! I NEED THE "FAAAAAAAN FRIIIIIDAAAAAAYYYYY!!!" HOW DARE YOU STEAL THIS FROM ME?!?!

[@joycelinagamer]

I think Crendor made James Carville.

[@SirLogos]

Minnesota would NEVER go red.

[@tonyman1106]

Wizard Regan has my vote

[@LigoyaYGO]

Play Terraria Jesse !! You can kill everything with Yoyo now !!

[@thediethrower1803]

The funny thing is that this game is quite a lot like real politics. Go around telling people that you support what the majority of whatever area you are in wants and act like the other guy is against it no matter the facts.

[@LaydayEruanna]

239, and for real this time~

[@lyingpancake95]

Just like its predecessor, this game is depressingly accurate.

[@kooler166]

This games looks exactly the same as the 2012 one XD

[@annoyed1216]

"Social Justice Paladin, on a platform of fighting ISIS live on TV in an MMA ring, wins the 2016 Presidency!"

[@leduoderps3010]

Crendor said no one supports the national organization for the support of colored people without realizing it, and I'm dead right now

[@dumbapanda4756]

Made it!

[@Mythicalmage]

This video interrupted by a Jeb Bush SuperPAC Ad. . .

[@manejalter]

I love you so much

[@Doktor_Jones]

I didn't hate that intro that much

[@anthonymastrocola631]

Oh yes

[@junbunn3329]

What's diffrent from the last game

[@frankirons9337]

Bernie Sanders.

[@teph1256]

nothing changed at all in 5 years

[@deceptiwave2936]

Hey jesse, for the next one could you check out the new warhammer game in early access?

[@JusKF5]

Finally. We matter. Hawaii matters.

[@thejhuntchannel]

When i Jesse ever gonna hit 1 million he really deserve it .........or we could elect him for president SPACE BUTTERFLY FOR PRESIDENT

[@whosthatguy2345]

Your FAQ link is unusable. If I click on it, a 404 error is displayed.

[@nritsch]

Oh god.... Please no.... Crendor for president.

[@Dracologist]

hair trump actually looks like a molar

[@Whiskypapa]

"He looks like he's from Norway" JESSE PLEASE! Thats super offensive towards us norwegians... He clearly looks like a finnish person...

[@JonathanPer_JackHammerSalm]

oh god not again!

[@crimson6666]

teacher jesse need to play for fan Friday no pineapple left behand :D if its good

[@znie-1380]

Lil Skittles 2016

[@chaddixon9764]

"ISIS kills it every time" - Jesse Cox 2016

[@GraysonMurphy-j8g]

"Your not even real states!"

[@bluefox391]

How'd you let a Republican take Minnesota?! that never happens! we were once the only state out of 50 that voted blue.

[@WillyMacShow]

+bluefox391 I don't think thats true.

[@danielguild7386]

It is

[@WillyMacShow]

Daniel guild I looked it up, not true.

[@danielguild7386]

1984 we gave Senator Mondale his only state in Reagan's lopsided Victor

[@WillyMacShow]

Oh shit, you proved me wrong my man. I looked up election maps and must have missed it! Sorry about buggin you so much

[@FlySwann]

I know he is running as a third party but I am sad there is no John McAfee character to play as.

[@Courtsman]

Yah gatta legalize dat weed

[@FlappingKiwi]

The only way politics should be done.

[@greoge1381]

I am a North Carolinian... 'south Virginia'...... -_-

[@Cyberpunkkitten]

The one time our votes mattered. XD (Alaska and Hawaii that is)

[@hyjinki4886]

Bernie would run with the Social Justice Paladin

[@Andrew_Offline]

I want to point out that Jessie hired a speech write in Colorado....does anyone else think that he is high as fuck?

[@Andrew_Offline]

The write not Jessie although it being Jessie is debatable

[@Hapidjus_]

Random clicking to the max

[@VoxolotlDays]

:D BLOOOP

[@peoji]

PLAY EVOLAND 2!

[@NoESanity]

so just like the real bernie sanders, democratic spend a ton of money while saying they will cut costs

[@Baleur]

2016, the year when real life is finally more fucked up and ridiculous than any game could be. Previous incarnations of this game had to try a bit to add some light humour to the game compared to the reality of politics. But now with Trump, it is the game that has to try to deliver a bit of sane sense to the politics. How fucked up things have gotten..

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

how was it being 14, looking back on it now that you're 20?

[@johnedwards4504]

First? I dont even care, I love this Series!!