Spaghetti Road Rage | Cox n Crendor In the Morning Podcast: Episode 425

[@tdalrius5512]

The fact that Jesse mentiones Ea-Nasir without knowing who Ea-Nasir actually is makes the bit even better

[@sleepytime999998]

Showing up late, but, thank you for getting there before me.

[@DoesCrendorMentionTheMoonPhase]

Yes, a Waxing Gibbous moon at 49:50.

[@velkonemriam1935]

31:00 what’s funny is we actually do have cuneiform tablets that are payment receipts and letters of complaints for transactions and lack of quality in goods. In-fact, I believe there is a rather famous tablet of a customer specifically complaining about the lack of quality in bronze that they purchased.

[@andromidius]

One of the oldest discovered communications as well, I believe. Humans have been scamming each other for as long as we've had trade.

[@AndresIndoril]

Shout out to our boy Ea-Nasir!

[@mrrobertman]

Timestamps Start: 0:34 Traffic: 45:08 Weather: 48:30 (Temecula, CA, USA) Sports: 58:39 Fact of the day: 1:01:12 Big news story: 1:06:40

[@shinigamiinochi]

I feel Jesse's pain on closing out accounts. I recently paid off my auto loan and still got my usual monthly charge after the account was closed. I spent two weeks being bounced between my credit union, car dealership, and the auto pay company on the loan before it was confirmed they would send me a check. Almost two months later, I finally got the check in the mail. I swear these companies do it on purpose

[@trissmordain]

they absolutely do, after all if they annoy you enough you might let them keep the money.

[@esaedvik]

The "no sex" beds is a news article every Olympic year. Some people always write the same story. Same with the condoms. That 200,000 condoms? That's 10 per athlete, even fewer if they're being given to media etc. too. And that's for over two weeks.

[@DarkosLab]

I love that Jesse's old man voice is either olde timey miner or Scooby-Doo

[@muncherofbiscuits]

31:05 And funnily enough, there is. It even became a meme a while back - look up "Complaint tablet to Ea-nāṣir"

[@Blitzkrieger17]

god damn Ea-nāṣir and his shitty copper!

[@justinjacobson9837]

Lance Bass voiced Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts 1 apparently Also Joey Fatone worked with the Impractical Jokers a lot in the 2010s. He's a really funny dude. The only thing I can remember that Chris Kirkpatrick has done, was that he played a Pop Idol type character on the Fairly Odd Parents named Chip Skylark.

[@sinswhisper9588]

Jesse the KZbin chef guy you are looking for is max miller of tasting history with max miller

[@theseesh9163]

Between this, Geekenders and Saturday Morning Dooger, we eating well out here

[@Wackowitz]

Golden Age! Makes me miss the Cooptional even more 😢

[@SixshotRevan]

The only member of NSYNC I remember besides Justin Timberlake is Joey Fatone, and I only remember him because of the Robot Chicken skit where he entered a martial arts tournament.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

i know Chris Kirkpatrick because of Eminem - Without Me and of course Fairly Oddparents. Lance Bass because he was the gay one and 12 year old me found that hilarious because i was a pre-teen in the 90s. it unfortunately came with the territory. and that leaves JC Chasez. i don't know anything about JC Chasez. he's got a neat name i guess.

[@ChristmasCrustacean1]

1:03:35 TASTING HISTORY, JESSE!

[@5chr4pn3ll]

That pasta bit is great material for animation

[@EmiEvergiven]

Crendor: do you think the person you overheard was talking about tapping into the memories of other people? Because that was my first thought and that would be pretty cool 😅

[@tj-intercharismaticdwyer6569]

I 100% feel jesse about birthdays, I tell people don't celebrate me, my mother did all the work.

[@GideonGleeful95]

Weather suggestion: Kilwa Kisiwani, Tanzania. It was the capital of the Kilwa Sultanate, a medieval realm in East Africa that controlled the "Swahili Coast" and was a major part of the Indian Ocean Trade Network.

[@an3582]

The History Cooking show is "Tasting History" with Max Miller.

[@tymmezinni]

Jesse- I suggest OFX for international transfers. Very thorough during the entire process, pre-vetting the transfer, etc

[@Zailen1]

The conversation bit hurts me lol. I have Aspergers and I have a hard time judging when people are finishing their sentance and what the logical next thing to say is, so I find myself thinking two or three sentances ahead. I listen! And most of the time i want to know what my partner is saying more than what I'm saying! But I'm always scared that if I dont say something JUST as interesting that the conversation will stop dead in its tracks lol. I hope people aren't thinking that I want to talk more than I want to listen. Its just not true. lol

[@davidestabrooks211]

Jesse having worked with foreign wiring for US companies it can be very wild where things go wrong. Where nothing wrong will be entered into the system to make it work and the issue will crop up that the Special Wire Code being given to the party is the corporate wire code rather than the branch specific code to get the money directly into someones account and therefore the wire fails. So many times people will split up the info we need and because legally we are bound to what the person signs on the form even if we know how to correct it we cannot so the wire fails. Wires are just messy. And yes of course someone on the banking side could absolutely have made a mistake as well with entering the data into the system and swapped or mistyped a number. Usually before contact is made back to the requesting party the company if they are good will go back and double check the original information and the work done.

[@Theorak]

Something makes sense between the Butcher Box promotion and Jesse's parents sticking to meat.^^ BRB, gotta haul some s'qhetti at meat eaters :D

[@jackreed5154]

Cool, they did my hometown!!!

[@thaumaturgeslit7759]

Weather Request : Mariehamn, Åland, (Finland). A small self governing archipelago in the Baltic sea. It has a weird blend as they recognize Swedish as their main language, but belong to Finland.

[@teruienages962]

"Voice of final fantasy characters for some time" If by that, you mean Lance Bass showed up one time in a recording booth for Square and voiced no more than 33 seconds combined of 4 short lines consisting of not more than 2 or three words and several short effort grunts for Sephiroth in Kingdom Hearts 1 in a boss battle without ever once recording more than a single short, full length sentence and that's actually it" then yes. His entire contribution equates to something like half a minute of several words and a few sounds. The reason it's such a barely known bit of trivia is because hardly anyone would ever have played that game being able to know that was him, for what LITTLE amount of work he did. Most people would be too busy losing to Sephiroth in a matter of moments to discern the several words he utters. Every single other time, Sephiroth was played by either George Newburn or Tyler Hoechlin

[@stardustfawkes]

Welp, time to rain on Crendor's Fact of the Day parade: words like 'rhythm' are why the vowels are considered "a, e, i, o, u, and sometimes y" - if I have to live with the knowledge that English has no "real words" without a vowel, everyone does

[@SchlauKerl]

Weather request for Jackpot, Nevada, home of Cactus Petes

[@FiXato]

"Billing... Billing never changes"

[@SledFang]

As a Kyle, this episode was devastating to me. I'm coming for the Ivans out there!

[@vanilla-vortexakavanvorott8795]

Could i get a weather request for webster ny we got garbage plates here as our signature food

[@alfie3897]

Can I get a weather report on my home town Ho Chi Minh city, Vietnam to increase the weather report tally please.

[@FiXato]

egges or eyren. Some languages, still use some form of the latter word: eieren in Dutch for example.

[@gamegodone1]

Weather Request! Gun Barrel City Texas!

[@medrise9164]

Well now you should do the weather for Kanata Ontario Canada (which is a suburb of Ottawa, the nation's capital)

[@Enders0417]

I’m from Temecula there cool stuff like chubby cheeks meadery there also a French bakery in old town also in old town swing inn that’s now owned by one of the guys from breaking bad, a ramen shop, burger shop, A place that apparently has the best margarita in town Ect

[@Sknae]

Weahter request: Skövde, town that birthed Goat simulator

[@skraeling]

Townsends is the name of that food channel

[@Evanator404]

I feel like the the Shipping company Jessie stumbled upon a money laundering service.

[@Kyrobinthian]

Speaking of people who are smart but also dumb I knew a guy who was a military first responder, full blown medic who knew how to perform surgery while under the stress of combat, this dude also didn't know how to row a boat the right way

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

i doubt the validity of what im about to say, but someone once told me Einstein thought you could tow a car with a shoelace.

[@OopsHotdog]

Fun fact: Ivan Ivanovich is used instead of John Doe in Russia as a filler for a basic male name

[@Starlightean]

Temecula 😂 English language and its history mate, love it and hate it.

[@localshaman]

"What if we just did away with the English language?" - 2 Americans

[@muja_bunny]

I'm with Floridaman, headlights are too damn bright

[@ClockworkThistle]

rUiNatIOn! Man, I wish they would print those arts without the stupid random caps.

[@personguy8839]

Oh it's just a tactic that businesses use to get extra money from ya, sure ya get it back eventually but not without it going through some other services I'm certain are paying them under fee's. Or at the very least, run it like a bank, where you put money in, and when you try to take it out it's gone, and they need time to get it back.

[@lainwakura]

more like cox n crendor in the evening.

[@tymmezinni]

skibidi fergus

[@Blitzkrieger17]

jesse explaining the whole shitty sumerian copper argument is like, the fucking PEAK of customer support of literally the ages. that, and a receipt for beer for labor are like ACTUALLY the oldest examples of a writing system in human history. that alone, TELLS YOU A FUCKING LOT. we were doomed from the fucking start brotha...

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

i disagree. we've persisted all this time in spite of that.

[@SpiceCh]

If it's the vegan thing that turned your mom off of the food, just give it some time. If she liked it when she ate it, she'll probably come around to it on her own. It's just vegetables served differently.

[@Gbusjones]

Max miller

[@lics01]

Tema Cula... Rofl

[@zombie0ate0my0brains]

Where is Skyrim?

[@trissmordain]

Noting that IQ is outdated and kinda racist, it assumes that people have a Western education and culture and marks you down if you don't.

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

that sounds made up.

[@trissmordain]

@@miguelnewmexico8641 *shrug* check for yourself

[@swedishZ0mBi3]

EQ is a much more useful metric for most jobs today imo.

[@Gbusjones]

Fresh

[@YawaruSan]

So Jesse, what do other people do to earn gifts from you? Are you only giving them gifts because they earned it?