Crack Head Breaks Boards With His Face | Fake Martial Arts Masters DESTROYED

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

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[@serbarriston7177]

Got a couple links here for you to check out. Not sure why BJJ continues to appear in your fake martial arts compilations, even though you have been informed on multiple occasions by your own fans that it is legit. It's getting cringe man. Please show good character and address these mistakes. And for ffs stop putting BJJ or Judo or anything that is legit in these compilations. kzbin.info/www/bejne/j3nXfnihp9x4ors kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnKvl2abqK2EgJI

[@chris8967]

8:05 is the guy that “the men who stare at goats” movie is based on. You should do a whole episode on him, that dude is even crazier than this clip shows.

[@ss-leifbarsark7767]

Funny thing is guy savelli was the one who was "staring at goats" trying to kill them by jedi mind controll with american CIA/Military in the 60s/70s

[@chris8967]

@@ss-leifbarsark7767 did you ever see the video of him “killing” the hamster 😂😂😂😂

[@yapandasoftware]

If someone pulls a knife on you and you don't have a gun, your best defense is to run. My left hand is covered in stitches from my pinky finger, across my palm from catching a knife. It lodged 3" into my abdomen. I should have run.

[@P1015532oni]

How to WIN a “knife vs. unarmed” scenario: be the guy with the knife.

[@SiNFPVGUAM]

Fact

[@sultryazian]

Well some knife tactics do work but if you wanna practice some use a plastic knife

[@konrada1814]

Better yet be a guy with a gun

[@asdfjkl981]

@@sultryazian no they dont. if someone who is about your size and strength and isnt retarded and really wants to drop you with a knife and you are unarmed. you will get dropped.

[@krixpop]

​@@asdfjkl981 Yes and no: in life action is the determination and will to injure and kill. And the one that is not hesitating and attacks ready to be injured, will overpower the the one with a knife, even if that one is ready to kill. - As a NCO my primary drilling was fixed bayonet fighting. (30 years ago) I saw two kinds of people : those ready or not ready to do harm and those that "hesitated" in both situations although they seemed ready, and that's it... - whatever you do go for it, do not hesitate, totally determined that when running is not an option you show to your opponents that you will go down taking as many as possible down with you , and you might even win ...

[@bat0s4i]

2:45 Thats legit. If someone comes att you with a knife in a half coke botle, you could totally disarm him with your own knife If you hold It by the grip

[@jannepartanen2665]

Haaaahahaha

[@johnfitzgeraldkennedy5265]

😂🤣

[@mymillenniumgroup]

I had issue with the coke bottle cartel once, so it’s a very informative disarming technique lol

[@freddrog4689]

i made minced meat out of the last fool white tried that shit on me. thanks to that guys instructional video

[@stuartzimmermann4180]

Great content . The misinformation in these disarm videos really frustrates me . Anyone who's had any form of martial arts training knows how to deal with a knife attacker and that's to be a great runner . Had a binge watch on your channel . You've got yourself a subscriber

[@allanturmaine5496]

I'm not sure that's what Muhammed Ali had in mind with footwork in a fight, but it's good advice.

[@fiacradoyle7474]

@@allanturmaine5496 muhammad ali wasn't getting stabbed .....the best fighters in the world will tell 6ou how to deal with a knife attacker....shoot them.

[@JoelEmmettMcGarrity]

I remember being taught that trying to avoid being cut or stabbed is like trying to avoid getting marker on you by a child waving sharpie at you. Lol

[@nepntzerZer]

The trick is to not get stabbed some where you will bleed out before you get to a hospital. Stab. Stab. Stabby Stab.

[@fouroking7328]

"Who cares if ya spleen comes out with the knife" -PointlessTV I am in tears

[@Spiritcr1jsher]

Must have rewound that part 100x

[@fouroking7328]

@@Spiritcr1jsher Oh I did

[@nzappazapp1264]

"She didn't live to see "Knife disarm 2" 😂😂😂

[@mrkolacraft7813]

Nzappa Zapp made me laugh

[@packlesswolf1]

Read this right as he said it lol. Insane timing

[@trinis8726]

I spat the water in my mouth out-

[@amendment2711]

I laughed out loud at that comment.

[@constructedtime899]

look up PDL 1inch punch

[@Fede_uyz]

Knife dissarm 1: Dont. The most valuable self defense advice i've got is: whomever pulls a weapon first, wins. If its hand v. Knife, dont fight, run.

[@FUBARGunpla]

Yup, when I was first starting martial arts (Muay boran) I remember asking my instructor just out of curiosity and his advice "fight a knife, expect to get cut, no ifs ands or buts, your better off pulling yourself out of that situation entirely, there are some people who will tell you about jacket techniques or clothe defense but even then, your asking to get cut" and the one time I ended up getting into a fight with a knife, I drew first, I knicked him, but still caught a cut myself and in the end the both of us ended up in the fucking hospital for cuts, but I was young, naive and fucking stupid, should've just pulled out and said fuck it not worth it. Could've easily lost it all thinking I knew what I was doing. Decades later I know better.

[@audi88]

I have seen most experienced martial arts teachers say - in a street fight if someone is going to stab you, they won't brandish it like bad guys do in the movies, they will silently sneak in hiding the knife behind their backs, and run away after a few violent stabs. You should run away at the slightest hint that someone is carrying a knife. and well thats your simplest "Knife disarm part 1".

[@MrHFam-st4ni]

As a martial artist... I just knew that the reason why hand to hand combat was made... was if you lost you weapon as a last resort, not to fight someone with a weapon to be cool. So... I learnt the best way to nullify a knife attacker was either yeet an object at them or learn the French art of parkour. We were still taught a few knife defenses..... but our teacher always explicitly expressed that this was an absolute last resort

[@XCroxousX]

@@audi88 fax. A knife is not meant to be seen but felt.

[@nurse425]

Yep, my instructor always told us, no matter how good you are, there's a reason why knives were invented! Once you're in close enough to try ANY kind of defense, you're cut, PERIOD! There's a reason why cops tell people to drop the knife or they'll shoot, cuz once they get within a certain distance you're pretty much screwed!

[@RemieDGaming]

It's always a pleasant surprise to see you've uploaded another video, man. Thanks for continuing this fun series!

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

Cheers Remmie, always great to hear from you, hope you’re well!

[@RemieDGaming]

@@TotallyPointlessTV Despite 2020 being what it is, I'm doing well, bud. Thanks! Lol Same to you!

[@wavey_lit6046]

The “Reverse Molestation” part 😭😭😭

[@deltoid4]

"flick on the ear then a little bell end flick" OMFG I'm rollin here :D : D: D: D

[@americandefender1768]

As a law enforcement professional I have seen police officers get sliced up pretty bad with a knife when they tried to disarm a suspect. Some of these officers were expertly trained in MMA or BJJ. Which shows that even a trained professional in a discipline that is more practical when it comes to actual fighting can be injured or severely injured. People need to realize the lies these McDojos are selling.

[@Gammera2000]

Lol sliced ham

[@nathansmith6098]

I would like to shout out too all the poor homeless keyboards that have had coffee spit on them repeatedly due to the comentary ...

[@jeusgarcia6423]

I JUST DID THAT ABOUT 5 MINUTES AGO AND AM USING THE CELLPHONE TO POST.

[@gothicthorn3]

Νah man, I've had way to many coffee-spit experiences not to be careful in such a video.

[@jthreefingers8445]

You got a smile out of me.

[@oliverklozhoff]

Word!

[@solnocturno]

Gold

[@johng8622]

“Knife disarm 1 I assume she didn’t live to see knife disarm 2” dude I lost it

[@Paddydukes89]

During that triangle of death it appears he takes a moment to briefly tickle his ear

[@jackhammer8061]

The “poison hand” doesn’t have time for games.

[@frenchjamdawg]

Yeah Ahahahaha that definitely killed me

[@talesfromthetoiletseat8295]

Oh man the commentary on the kid in his garage with his dog is halarious. “It’s not your fault your parents got a divorce.” “Time to get counseling” Lol

[@7GabriEl7FM7]

😆😆😆😂😂😂

[@bartvaes4126]

Yeah I'm telling ya that dog is going places :p

[@skhumbuzomgebisa2690]

I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DavidParkDrummer]

"Hey now quit movin'! How'd you expects me to apply my Kung Fu death touch if ya don't stands still?!"

[@simonleferink1248]

4:30 This is not fake, he just failed extremely hard in a Newaza Judo technique

[@daboss640]

Technically Shime-Waza since I think it was supposed to be a choke, but yeah it was pretty terrible. Looks like the dude could have just turned his head to nullify the choke.

[@Coffmanantics]

It's a bow and arrow choke executed correctly

[@siyakunene9213]

Crackhead training... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hollylivengood]

I kept thinking of that scene from Monty Python's Holy Grail, where the monks are walking down the road hitting themselves in the head with a board. Clunk.

[@spazmatism8421]

Hello fellow gray s

[@siyakunene9213]

@@spazmatism8421 my goodness I've found my doppelganger!! You're a small letter and everything! I'm well, how are you?

[@spazmatism8421]

@@siyakunene9213 epic

[@yes.1736]

Hi

[@Eldritch-1]

I always stand well within arm reach of someone when i have a gun on them lol

[@henrikaugustsson4041]

Might as well use a knife at that distance.

[@zachariahz]

4:20 just looks like a Judo/JiuJitsu technique for a turtled opponent, nothing controversial. The rest are pretty funny.

[@dxxa95]

It is, totally genuine technique. I learned when i took bjj classes

[@raidetac4762]

Yeah dude, gi chokes are fuckin brutal. First time I got hit with one it surprised the fuck out of me 😂

[@colinlouk]

That's what crossed my mind as well, a very legit technique, but whatever

[@viktorg6823]

Watch the original clip. He accidentally chokes out his partner in that demonstration. That is why the clip originally went viral. I suspect he cut it out because of demonitization.

[@jeffprentiss5064]

My thoughts too. Looks fine to me.

[@josh-kickk3539]

OMG! Master Guy w/ the flick on the back of the ear! BEST VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!! THANK YOU FOR THAT!!!!!!!!

[@jcduplessis1]

The funniest video of my day so far, thank you very much dude! Brilliant comments.

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

Aww that’s nice to hear, thanks man

[@smokkaraucher3490]

@@TotallyPointlessTV just keep it up‼️ And make sure your material(comments) remains original, as it is ®️®️®️ This is my 4th time watching this clip today 😂

[@jameswilsonrdr2275]

When I glanced at this, I thought it said funniest video of my dad!😂😂

[@perspgold8945]

omg the triangle slap had me dying. imagine a kid trying to learn to fight and showing off his moves with the school bully by neck slapping and finishing with a little ear tickle

[@artenroyal10]

"I'll show you the motion" _*proceeds_ _to_ _do_ _bunny_ _slaps_

[@nicholaschelala4868]

Bunny slaps ...lol

[@Adam_Marshall]

What’s makes it more funny is these dudes fully believe that there that good

[@pjkassim]

I got thrown out a dojo cause I wouldn't drop for a fake technique was hilarious 🤣

[@hevonperseensuti]

I started karate-lessons yesterday. So, today I dumped my toolbox because now I can chop wood and hammer nails with my fists.

[@Aracne80]

"9 times out of 3" hahaha ... Good one.

[@mikhaildenisov6889]

Love your roasts dude. Keep em coming.

[@c0m4g1bb]

"This man's about to YEET through a bunch of bricks, because: marital arts"lmao

[@unstablemango7447]

Love your content, keep up the good work.

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

Thanks dude, will keep on trying

[@lukecharlton]

"Stop stacking wood between ladders and get the counseling" greatest advice ever given!

[@jeffdishong7095]

Makes me feel bad for a few reasons. 1-people might actually try these ideas and get themselves hurt or killed, and 2- they have faith in what they’re learning. I’ve been training in plum blossom boxing for almost 35 years. I absolutely love the traditional training and learning, as well as keeping me physically and mentally sharp. But......... When it comes down to actual fighting, I can apply some principles that are common across the board of real fights. Outside of that, most of training forms are out of the question, I study boxing and grappling for the real deal. It still blows my mind that the masses are pulled in with frauds, smoke and mirrors.

[@lanserilstorm8414]

One way to know a fake martial artist is when they go into detail about how deadly the move is by explaining which arteries and nerves they are hitting and what that does. Lol

[@MrStudzdog]

Your commentary is hilarious! Keep it going

[@LBTeeh]

Just found you! Almost got in trouble at work for laughing so damn hard! Love ur content. The fact that u only have little under 40k subs just blows my mind.

[@jack-o_lantern]

“Christ on a bike” 😂😂😭😭☠️

[@greggfielder7900]

Ive been training for 34 years. you absolutely crack me up. love the videos. priceless stuff.

[@maitrekano]

the judo guy is legit , he actually choke the other with a judo shoke , its call okuri eri jime so thats legit , the uke should have tap

[@donaldcooper4330]

Dude if someone slaps me on my neck and flips my ear, I'm gonna kick his azz

[@rhabdob3895]

A legit judo guy would know that he’s killing a guy.

[@giovannimendez4672]

True, dont know why is this a judo choke in a mcdojo comp

[@oliverklozhoff]

How often u run around in the REAL WORLD wearing a ghee to get choked out with?

[@cavbaron3634]

@@oliverklozhoff you'd be strangled just as easy with a t shirt or jacket on soooo yeah ..

[@dallasbigelow3869]

Hahaha! This is the best commentary ever! 😂 Lost count how many times I double-tapped for a 10 second rewind. Good job man! Your delivery is funny as shit!! 😂😂😂👍🏻

[@TT-ur2xv]

Totally pointless tv U R THE MAN BRO KEEP IT UP ..ONE LOVE

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

Cheers my guy

[@mulhollanddrivehobo6910]

Self defense bullshit against knife are one of the most dangerous things to someone that may be in real threat against knife attacks to watch. The main knife defense is RUN!

[@ogrehaslayers605]

“Please don’t come and skin my cat” 🤣🤣🤣

[@NBSV1]

I’ve actually known a couple of people who trained for a while with some fake martial artists like this. They thought they were super badass, but hadn’t ever actually sparred with someone who wasn’t in on the whole deal. It’s way easier when your partner is playing along and not actively fighting against you. Sure, for demonstration you want someone going along. But, in the real world people aren’t in on the game.

[@davidkaranja4814]

Dude you are so freaking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

Cheers brotha

[@n1lknarf]

I love how they assume the attacker is just going to stand there and wait for them to do their defense xD and that the attacker has no strength

[@LinChearReal]

4:26 That's a legit bow and arrow choke used in judo and BJJ. This just looks like an entry from high turtle, which can happen in Judo more than BJJ.

[@aresjerry]

He puts clickbait title and doesn't know real martial arts from fake. He always has a clip in every video of something that actually works but he's a video editor so he doesn't know jack.

[@specialbeamvegeta4059]

Jerold Spurgin he’s getting the video on a reddit my guy XD

[@RiosxxDk]

@@aresjerry agree with you, i go ballistic when i see a legit bjj move and he talks shit 😂

[@jameswatson4625]

It's kinda trashy though... giving up your back, smh

[@RiosxxDk]

@@jameswatson4625 even pros give up there back sometimes

[@catharinepizzarello4784]

I like “crazier than a box of frogs”😂

[@tranceman9670]

"If anything it will make him stab her more times" I completely lost it 😂😂😂😂

[@Spaniard727]

The reach around part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jilla8503]

Thx for the lols as usual mate😂🤓 U always crack me up🤗😷✌🏼️

[@RB-ye4ri]

I'll never get board from The Board Break Training !

[@Patrick-ud3vu]

You gotta love a world where people make those self defensive tutorial videos and think they're actually legit and then there's a whole KZbin channel making fun of them. 😂

[@christopherbarker9313]

4:16 is a real very effective choke, it shouldn’t be on this list

[@Sparflight]

But who stand still long enough to apply that choke?

[@twink5717]

@@Sparflight its actually pretty fucking fast. obvious youve never wrestled

[@philthh]

Harold Velez As long as the person attempting the choke maintains the grip on the collar and controls the left arm, the person being choked wouldnt be able to go anywhere except dreamland.This technique could even be effective in a street fight if the person you’re fighting has a thick jacket.

[@CarlosPerez-nt5md]

Once did something close to that wrestling for the laughs, the neck of a dress shirt turned into a weapon, surprised to see the dude instantly red and gasping

[@LinChearReal]

It's totally legit and I've been caught in it a few times (not from high turtle though)

[@lukestenson4741]

Ok, ok, subscribed. This is like the third video I've watched on this dudes channel, wasn't sure at first but he grew on me. Guy's hilarious🤣

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

Thanks man, glad to hear you gave me the chance, I do worry the Uber sarky remarks can be off putting when people don’t know your humour, glad you enjoy

[@MegaSyahidan]

9:38 Critical hit! extra damage! Fatality!

[@snugbreezy4523]

The absolute best commentary on KZbin!!

[@inyourcup831]

Love the vids bro. Keep them up

[@CAHOCH]

"I've got the knife now and you're going to give me a good handy"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i am fucking dying over here....that comment alone made me subscribe to your channel!!! Keep up the good work man!! 😅😅

[@zhandoumartialarts5113]

That last one though 😂😂😂😂😂

[@chbu7081]

The Hurticane.

[@cmac6136]

I have binge watched alot of your videos and enjoy them. I'm sure you will have alot of subs if you keep at it. Cheer man.

[@Repp271]

The Art of Ear Flicking 🤣🤣

[@THE_CDN]

"reverse reach around" I am crying with laughter right now! My stomach hurts!

[@rhabdob3895]

“Christ on a bike”. That’s great, I’m using that.

[@DanielJackson2010]

you're cracking me up, mate, with your witty narration! :D :D

[@anoninunen]

2:05 - "Knife Fighting" - video is two knives fighting eachother

[@asmkilla4336]

Lol makes sense hahahaha

[@TitanWar93]

Honestly, Master Ken is more entertaining than those fake masters.

[@pursmok1577]

These guys are funny as hell your right about Master Ken. At least you know he is joking around. I am legitimate former martial artist retired many years ago. 8yrs full contact Modo Kwon TKD Second degree black belt. KALI and ESCREMA. Stick fighting. And weapons as well. So hard for me to believe that people actually fall for this crap from the fake BS instructors. Especially the other video with the the no touch BS. I would knocked you back in the day when I was young just for general purpose for being a idiot.

[@TotallyPointlessTV]

Real talk, what’s your McDonald’s Order?

[@monicapyle]

I'll take the 2 cheeseburger meal. I think it's the #9 on the menu. And service with a smile please! 😀

[@trials6502]

TotallyPointlessTV Number 1 (Bigmac) large, with a Vanilla Shake.

[@gabrieltoledano5560]

nuggets

[@RIVALContentJammerz]

Hey, it is entirely possible your assailant has no depth perception or cognitive motor function of any kind.

[@WENDIGONEMAD]

I take one Extra Long Chili Cheese in a King menu and an extra cheese-burger, with soft drinks. I always take the raspberry Cola.

[@ukulin8525]

I need to confess. I was fake martial artist before 😭. Way back when i was in 3rd grade, i was creating and copying those fake moves from Jackie Chan movies and teaching them to my friends, everybody was so amazed by my "incredible skills". Now i am ashamed by my past 😆😆😆 And i love this channel. It gives me some nice giggles 😂👍

[@Warrior_Culture]

omg, I'm dying laughing. That last clip! The dude was probably bored of his ass, sitting in a CPR class, and created a martial art out of thin air with the subject matter.

[@regularnimnule9715]

Your commentary is priceless!!

[@Dan.50]

I wish I could go back and sue Black Belt magazine, Black Belt theater, the local karate school and Hollywood for all the money and time I wasted as a kid on "martial arts." What a HUGE scam it all turned out to be.

[@kayvaanmcsharrowkyn6901]

I can't breathe anymore because of your content...Not because it flicked my neck with spirit fingers, But Because it's hard to NOT almost die from convulsive laughter caused by viewing old Bald dudes trying to make a spastic motion look legitimately like a "Martial Art"...AND THEN IN SLO-MO?? OMG...CHEST PAINS...CARDIAC ARREST..LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE PIT... At Least I went smiling. Cheers Mate.

[@TRDiscordian]

8:20 alright man usually I totally agree with you but that dude is clearly showing you how to fight off the Illuminati.

[@Bigboro]

Fuck lmao 😂 I just discovered you and I’m loosing it laughing 😆

[@ZMB-on5ub]

Balding ponytail already tells you all you need to know.

[@low-budgefudge2164]

*S E A G A L*

[@therandomstuff6837]

Subbed to you. . I'm half Irish myself. . And I love your content. . All the best on your journey to a mill bro. 👍

[@frenchjamdawg]

9:34 i just love the flinch to the ear !!!!!! 👉👂one of the best self defense technique, because on this particular spot you can touch both the liver, the heart, your right lung, stop the blood from circulating thru the left femoral and it feels like a kick to the groin, and you have to tap the back for the KO, luckily for this guy he wasn’t doing it for real !!! Osu sensei !!

[@Sparflight]

🙄 You won't have time to do all that in a real fight

[@Sparflight]

You'll get beat the living daylights out of ya

[@kennethrussell5604]

I died🤣🤣

[@frenchjamdawg]

Harold Velez lol Ahahahaha i am not serious right lol even if that was real lol what kind of precision and speed youd need to flinch an ear during a fight ?!? We talking Steven Seggal and walker texas rangers in the same body

[@unlimitedpoweracademy1934]

"He's like look I've got the knife now and you're gonna give me a good handy" 🤣🤣🤣

[@CaptainBadNews]

Figgin' love dogs for how unwavering their loyalty and love for their people can be and this was a great example. He heard his buddy make a bad sound and was there in an instant to check on him, tell him he did great and that he thinks he's the bestest martial artists in the whole world!

[@troydorr4867]

Holy friggin shit!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm only 2 minutes in, and I'm about to piss myself laughing!!!

[@CHILLVIBES_STUDIO437]

2:55 translation "how to disarm a knife using a knife"

[@TriniDaChief]

Lmao bro you’re hilarious. The best guy on here doing these types of videos.

[@nicolascancino777]

10:35 De nada amigo mío! Te felicito por exponer a todas estas artes marciales falsas. Disfruto mucho viendo y aprendiendo qué cosas NO hay que hacer XD Saludos :)

[@AikiNinja1]

That last one was hilarious. "Jesus on a bike" 🤣🤣🤣

[@savobursac1148]

Knife disarm 101: When attacker points a knife at you, you simply tilt his hand away :)

[@jorgemota6984]

".. as he takes out the jugular sherlock holmes style" man i laugh so hard with ur content is brilliant

[@jefff8467]

Hahahahahaha!!!! ....that guy in the red shirt was the icing on the cake.

[@johnsummers2943]

First!!!

[@genesummermorris8193]

John Summers we have the same last name but I have Morris at the end

[@low-budgefudge2164]

@@genesummermorris8193 You mean first name? How do you have Morris at the end of your last name?

[@josh-kickk3539]

I absolutely love this video it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen you upload I really wish you would start doing more fake martial arts videos again! 🙏 please!

[@Zatracenec]

I also like, how these guys are incredibly out of shape, but still super masters of forbidden finger pokes.

[@anthphoto]

2.30 if I'm ever attacked by a soda drink that has a knife, I will now know how to defend myself.....

[@CoachBill315]

Lol the flick on the ear was an epic move... Bruce Lee would be proud 🤣😂🤣

[@podaly]

Your narration on these is hilarious😆

[@user-qz4fp6bh1y]

U had me crying with ur commentary. Great job

[@dariuszhorvath-krol8540]

Oh my god... Thank you for this!!! 😂🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tyronneheyneke8500]

Broski your sarcasm is something else. XD

[@SilkyEnchilada]

Love the stuff you do. Sincerely entertaining.

[@Dawai108]

"just go up to him while he's saying prayers..." lol

[@jamescookbass]

Love the channel. Your commentary cracks me up.

[@psychocheetah402]

1:24 The "This is bizarre" is a whole mood🤣🤣🤣

[@lacucuracha6]

Not late at all!! What a GEM of a channel!!!