Crack-Life: Remastered!

Playing through Black Mesa - Crack-Life Remastered. Words simply fail me...
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[@Markoman98]

16:28 it may still be a shitpost mod but that use of the song as the laser charge soud is genuinely genius

[@xelldincht8149]

what is the name of the song?

[@GlasgoviumHDR]

Xell Dincht cars by Gary numan

[@kevingenez6372]

This is crack mesa

[@kahjunn9427]

It's actually called Black Meat

[@aviwfromtheson5815]

4chan in a shellnut

[@ArcturusOTE]

CrAck MeeMSaS - SouoS

[@aniskaamelinda6094]

I called game is BLYAT MESA

[@Complete_Stranger7050]

Boomer Mesa

[@siemka321]

Now this is what I would call a remaster, even the HEV suit voices were replaced (Something I was too lazy to do then).

[@therealbubble4696]

Wait. Arent you one who made original crack life?

[@facespkz_osu]

Yes they are.

[@Isaacfess]

Eyyy it’s the original Mod maker. STILL WAITING FOR CRACK LIFE 2

[@ulascelikbas4823]

oh shit the lord is here

[@mr.jamtastick6055]

OH MY GOD YOU ARE AMAZING.

[@themrv1n249]

Still better than hunt down the freeman

[@thecommunistloli1042]

Everything is better than that

[@closetfriend8171]

@@thecommunistloli1042 Even Roblox Half Life Roleplay?

[@interweebs7408]

@@closetfriend8171 Yes

[@gr3yhem]

Although my opinion, Half Life 2: Episode 2 is best.

[@hauntahex]

@@interweebs7408 Now thats just not true.

[@stringstorm]

Oh wow.. It feels like 2006 all over again.

[@bmhater1283]

Your pfp looks like Eliza from Skullgirls lol

[@engineerskalinera]

So many ancient memes. Meme historians will be having a field day with this

[@Vollification]

One day this will be a respectable field of study :p

[@______________5513]

69 likes. No more please. 420 noscope yeet Ecks Dee.

[@mayrokratt6195]

@@______________5513 My sister has been officialy banged 69 times by me clap clap clap

[@MegaChickenfish]

It wasn't a true half life 1 remake until now.

[@alexslade3355]

I want a Remaster of Campaign Mode.

[@ventooreo9358]

*plays acoustic version of the Navy Seal Copypasta

[@Isaacfess]

Oh god yes please.

[@ditto5195]

*YOS*

[@mrbinka6055]

Don't worry, I'm making Campaign Mode remake. You won't be disappointed :)

[@themetavirus]

@@mrbinka6055 Good luck.

[@BigMacDavis]

My ears still feel violated. But so worth the experience.

[@XaeroTheYoutuber]

Heh

[@jonessmith7834]

Make more Black Mesa videos!!!!

[@Vollification]

PEANUS!

[@theconsul9597]

@BigMacDavis Of all the people I could have found commenting on this video, I never expected you to be here liking this mod. You sir are a man of culture.

[@andyfriederichsen]

Play Crack-Life. NOW. And play They Hunger too!

[@WaffleCore87]

Someone actually put great effort in this :D I wish the authors replaced some textures too... ;)

[@Adomavo]

they did... but only on few characters

[@WaffleCore87]

@@Adomavo I meant like walls... crates...

[@Adomavo]

@@WaffleCore87 i know

[@WaffleCore87]

@@Adomavo Well u said just cracaters so... I had to clarify :)

[@mrbinka6055]

Well, to be honest, the whole mod was made by me, but I like how people call me "they". I will change these "textures" in Campaign Mode Remake because there will be new maps.

[@egg8391]

Love as large as brontosaurus Passion like a bleeding walrus Our love is real it's no mirage Want to lock you in my garage Climb upon my trusty steed Later you will taste my seed This heart of mine is yours to capture From now on til Velocirapture Wield my passion like an axe It's warm and gooey just like wax You cannot tame such juicy lust Can you withstand my manly musk Roses are red violets are blue I must eat yoghurt of off you Know that I can never hold back That might be why I smoke the crack

[@zakaria9657]

*Fordon Greeman*

[@m4n0fsteel23]

Greedon FordoF

[@MondySpartan]

Gordon Frohman

[@mustafayildirim9858]

Freeordon Gman

[@maciejlangethedumbone]

Gordon (E)man

[@godofdarknes]

John Freeman

[@RedBaronAce0207]

3:16 I lost it when that “Shut the F up” came right after Microsoft Sam started talking. XD

[@newtybot]

2:08 bottom left

[@questy2017]

I've been looking for a full playthrough of this version,thanks.Also feel bad for you.

[@sulphurous2656]

4chan always makes the best mods

[@commietearsdrinker]

The music on the first part of the lab makes the whole place look like a huge party. Everyone is in proper attire.

[@Deimos001]

When Gordon does crack twice

[@user-ht2cj6ki2v]

HALF-LIFE 3 которую мы заслужили

[@kadajremnant778]

They missed an opportunity. It could've been called crack mesa

[@holo379]

6:03 That is way to true, the disaster response XD.

[@DiscoBallGaming]

It's kinda neat how Cars started the reactor by speeding up to normal speed. That was genuinely cool

[@policevauxhallastra6591]

"Dolfy Hitler"

[@pinochet3317]

My ears are blessed

[@silentzer0805]

Nicely done boy.I like this mod so much.2funny xD!

[@someguyparagon5273]

Hey I remember jolly wanker playing this!

[@pablo_giustiniani]

*Wangercore lmao

[@trex1304]

+pablo, r/wooosh... did i fuck this up?

[@brunohonedeya1356]

Didnt he play only the half life 1 version? Not the remaster

[@vurhn2009]

@@brunohonedeya1356 yes fortunately, including Vinesauce with the campaign included

[@gmanev7251]

pablo giustiniani His channel was called A Jolly Wanker before

[@rabbitdrink]

25:30 your welcome

[@luthfialdi.n]

16:27 Subtitle: "especially very cool [Music]" just about right.

[@robertmiles1603]

bag, the electronic narration voice is swell

[@meitaullray5071]

I can't believe today was a good day

[@heftymagic4814]

I cant get over the arby n the chief voice

[@Gazagua]

For these wondering what song plays around 10:00 minute it's Pudzian Band - Dawaj na Ring. It was maybe released like 10 years ago in Poland for Mariusz Pudzianowski "entry to ring music/theme" (idk what it's called). It's shitty music, but I think people like it here ;x. Pudzian is great guy, from what I remember he was consider the strongest man in the world back in the days of his "Strong Man" career (basically being big muscly man that can move mountain or some shit). I would compare him to PashaBiceps.

[@DEliciousSTeam]

DAWAJ NA RING!

[@andreysma3798]

I used both that song and the DO YOU SUCK DICKS audio to scare the shit out of my friend's cat. I am a horrible person.

[@alien997]

HYYH HYYH HYYH HYYH

[@bmhater1283]

@@Sebastian-wz1xy HUUH, HUUH, HUUH, HUUH!

[@BenieTheDragon]

"They're waiting for you, Gordon.. in the AAAAAaaaaHHHGGHHAAAA!!!"

[@qbert8695]

Holy crap. I wish Jamie's mod will be remastered this way too.

[@strider5964]

Whoever made this read my mind, thank you!

[@SkysWeirdProductions]

Hopefully there will be a Crack-life campaign remastered

[@s3thd0sem3th3]

now this is the half life game i want remastered

[@civilsecuritylite12054]

Nooo..Gordon cracked it yet again

[@GiselleGauthier]

Crack-Life is basically Internet Edgelord: The Mod.

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

Nah, not nearly enough school shooting jokes or blaring Linkin Park. It's more like edgy wannabe: the mod.

[@vm9173]

Wat this is not even close to being edgy, this is a masterpiece

[@htf5555]

O-oh yeah? Lets see you do better, reddit

[@ryanotte6737]

"Warning: This mod contains some offensive shit, so fuck you."

[@GiselleGauthier]

@@ryanotte6737 Point in case.

[@nosoyporta]

Hostiles! Got Freeman! have we neutralize Squad!

[@drjedids9424]

Oh Shit Is back I need Backup Now!!!

[@TheFTeamStudio]

It's a very shitty funny mod

[@bmhater1283]

Bruh Hanako is that you?

[@emmettaarontr]

8:11 starts here

[@ryanotte6737]

0:00 starts here

[@emmettaarontr]

@@ryanotte6737 bruh

[@ryanotte6737]

@@emmettaarontr brah

[@rocketman_022]

beautiful

[@haydolimposofficial]

19:16 LMAO

[@user-qt5qg4pw7f]

okey. I'm waiting for crack life camping mode remastered!

[@Isaacfess]

Yeah buddy

[@kryswilkins8615]

r/boneappletea

[@flemmingvestergaard8526]

13:00 reminds me of Invasion of the body snatchers 1978

[@Gliw0306]

41:21 that's cursed

[@Vashtorical]

_riders on the storm_ amazing.

[@ryanotte6737]

I thought to myself, why choose that song? It sounds familiar, an oldy that my parents would probably listen. Who sings this song anyway... ohh, ahaha.

[@MacaqueStinx]

I wanna see the ssh messup mod recreated for black mesa

[@mr.jamtastick6055]

So nostalgic..

[@xeximaxi]

very sick . i like that

[@cac_deadlyrang]

I’m offended and confused to the point I’m legitimately laughing.

[@dankmemesshow840]

Now it's time for crack life 2

[@genokugel]

Ah yes, Crack Mesa. Just as I remember it.

[@LuchokPlay]

5:32 ASSIGNMENT: Soviet Russia

[@shaun5809]

omg they remastered it, Crack Mesa

[@ZiggModderPoorPC]

Them Slavs model tho...

[@GordonFROHMan]

Who draws the sumnail illustration? He did a REALLY GOOD WORK. No seriously, I laughed 5mins because of that.

[@Lewzys]

No one is gonna question the times Blloxed did a naughty? XD

[@mateus1491]

I need to know where someone found dedication to remaster this

[@charlescalvin294]

Gordon got dat crack money he's in the FBI's most wanted list

[@concorde837]

Now that the Black Mesa Xen has been released...

[@ZeroTheHunter]

Now we need the campaign mode released!

[@ZeroTheHunter]

This gameplay looks more human and i like it!

[@ventooreo9358]

Badass level design but everything else is half-assed.

[@thegamingbayskeletor1637]

*OH NO, IT'S BACK*

[@iDUMB]

amazing, but audio kept cutting out in weve got hostiles

[@mastatoe]

OH MY GOD THEY MADE CRACK MESA

[@VanderCold]

Best mod for Black Mesa!

[@unknownguy4225]

Crack-Mesa nice

[@dragonman5362]

Im dying inside

[@d1zzy_75]

29:00 what’s the sound effect for the screaming?

[@corz299]

Now time for BLYATPERTURE SCIENCE

[@halfhawk718]

Better than the other one

[@Scott_396]

There are no pennies. Forever and ever and ever again.

[@insiderjokevids]

Can't wait for them to do Xen

[@CheddarVG]

They missed an opportunity to call it Crack Mesa.

[@christianrissotto.gordohom3478]

11:12 wtf AHAHAHAHAHAHHA NICEEEEEEEEEEE

[@locuscorvuswed336]

Oh gof, crack mesa, gordan freeman and black meat, *sparta*

[@werewolfgamer115]

This is why Gordon Freeman remains silent

[@venezuelaballloquendero2124]

time for the drugatily to begin

[@matheusduarte6738]

The best mod ever

[@schadom661]

"Go impulse 101 on their asses!"

[@Dev_N]

Crack mesa WHERE everyone is high on MLG

[@colinstewart1432]

Even the doors are maladjusted. Cyka Blyat 💥

[@williamtaylor6237]

Best "Это была не аскорбинка" simulator

[@maxim07minecraftpropvp41]

Best "Пап, почему у сахара другой вкус?" simulator

[@svengoek6548]

Let's taste this mushroom, oh shi... simulator.

[@YellowSabre]

Where the hell is everybody?

[@SeriousApache]

It is not waky enough with this modern graphic

[@saibot1246]

I like the introduction because every time i hear the voice i heard da cheif of arby n the cheif

[@iamstewpit6740]

Is the sound supposed to cut out randomly through out the video?

[@crowsketchcentral4469]

Make more parody walkthroughs!!

[@werewolfgamer115]

GOD HAS LEFT THE SERVER

[@ArachikPL]

DAWAJ NA RING

[@ivangamer3365]

G man has Steve,s head

[@WheatleyHDD]

Davaj na ring!

[@azoverdosed]

32:22 when Bolloxed thinks he is alive

[@policevauxhallastra6591]

She*

[@williammikesell3757]

Um bolloxed is a girl because she revealed it on a video that girls can play half life too..

[@siren_gaming8565]

What’s the song that plays when the door to the test chamber opens?

[@emilyraven2990]

Riders on the storm

[@ieatgarbage8771]

I was super stoked to play this, but there was a bugged model at 10:06 where everything was stretched out thin like paper and I have a super bad phobia of that. I just deleted the mod along with the entire game and never played black mesa again

[@mm-hj8wr]

20:25 Serbian folk music :)

[@shrimapan77]

serbia strong

[@polishoperator5687]

With Dawaj na ring on aswell the nigga song

[@ALPrv]

"kleiner this isn't we-"

[@ExpertExterminators]

Why does some parts of your videos have no sound?