Cranky Defendant Will Not Be Labeled!

Wild Court

[@MotorcoachVocalist]

“They ain’t my laws.” Well, They ain’t your jails either but they soon will be.

[@CeceliaHill-vt5jd]

Great comment

[@JDnFL]

He's the tribal leader in the village of idiots

[@rsnide1891]

Those sound like the ramblings of a paranoid schizophrenic.

[@cyberus1438]

Would it suprise you to find out that he has prescription drug related felony charges

[@angry-lucky-catty]

Is his wife equally paranoid, or has she just bought into his delusions?

[@louisebrown4622]

That’s because they are

[@patricia1333]

@@cyberus1438well it makes everything a LOT clearer.

[@patricia1333]

Sadly not even close. Much closer is the eviction hearing from Meg’s Crime Watch regarding an epic eviction. Though a behaviour analyst watched it and said he was faking, his behaviour was much closer to actual paranoid schizophrenic (he asserted the apartment manager spiritually “unmanned” certain anatomical parts)…

[@TheUluxian]

"I have evidence that you were involved in judicial hanky-panky years ago!!!" "And what case was that, sir" "I dunno...: 🤦‍♂

[@sandrasanders706]

🤦‍♀️🙅‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@celestialgirlie21]

Oh Lord. When the first defendant started listing all the courts he's been in, my brain went to Johnny Cash "Ive been everywhere" 😂

[@JiveDadson]

Hank Snow.

[@amandaadkins799]

Even Johnny got himself a lawyer 😂

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

@@JiveDadsonyup! Hank did a fantastic job on that song.

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

Not Cash. Hank Snow.

[@dorenemadrzykowski8426]

Demand in person court and hold his ass in contempt!

[@larrybrantley8835]

This hearing should be in person, for the reason you state. Send a deputy to pick him up.

[@I_am_enigma53]

Absolutely. Why they are allowed to not even be on zoom, but on the phone is ridiculous. The patients are running the asylum.

[@Lokisdottir1964]

@@I_am_enigma53 This guy is lucky he's not in front of Judge Oakley - he'd hand him his ass in a basket.

[@JLova82]

Everything is "in person" when you're a _person!_

[@deekemp6736]

They definitely should not continue to accept this person on the phone making demands left and right! Come in from now on sir!!

[@diamonds4joy]

No zoom? Then you must appear IN PERSON!

[@valeriesoles2758]

Absolutely

[@ezinafauda4394]

The judge needs to be more assertive

[@stephannielee2182]

Perfectly said! I am guessing that he feels he doesn’t have to report in person since he’s declared himself a pro se (?) and they feel they don’t have to obey or honor the rules of this land. I personally think if they don’t think they have to live by the rules of this land that they should leave this land and possibly go to China, Russia, North Korea, Iceland, etc. and if they wanted to go closer, there’s always Mexico, Cuba, Haiti, etc. We live in the greatest country in the world, and if they don’t want to live by what our government says, or by our laws, they could always stop complaining and move. If this continues, I would hope that one day they make a law that if you are not going to obey the laws of this great land then you need to move.Just a thought and just a hope. This land doesn’t need any more chaos than it already has.

[@stephannielee2182]

I think the Judge may have let it slide since he knew he was going to be a problem to begin with . Just my guess.

[@fehlrock]

Absolutely !

[@megancummings8200]

“You’re labeling me” 😂😂 That absolutely killed me 💀

[@LawTalkWithMike]

It was fantastic

[@laninthomasma8814]

The label is on how you choose to defend yourself. Pro se.

[@chrislsommers]

It's the perfect title page to his subsequent rants.

[@carriepriegel6477]

👍💯😊. SC, One Size Fits All… A fez, labels, stupid is as stupid does🤣

[@stephannielee2182]

That was hysterical!!! I guess he doesn’t know that people who think the same way about something or believe the same way about something that they tend to have a name or what he called a “ label”. I mean, I believe that Jesus is God’s Son, that He died for us, and that one day He will return - people who are like-minded in this are called Christians. Seems to me if he didn’t want to be called the name that the group has that maybe he should find a different group or maybe he just has a thing about being in a group that has a name or “label”. I don’t know and I don’t think I want to know and sometimes it’s OK not to know something. I hope he knows that. Just a thought!

[@DrLegitimate]

24:50 -- "I'm not a stupid idiot" Oh, I have bad news, friend...

[@laninthomasma8814]

Well, he's no normal idiot, either.

[@astrid654]

😂😂

[@JonPoklop]

If you have to tell people you're not a stupid idiot, guess what?

[@cosmic14x14]

Top 10 things said by stupid idiots

[@susandarnell4524]

You also have the constitutional right to go to jail

[@lusmas99]

At least this judge did not say "I will hold you to the same standard that I would a lawyer". Always ticks me off because these judges NEVER hold these idiots to the same standard.

[@patriciaevans5906]

True…

[@mchavez4532]

Nope. A lawyer rolls his eyes or sneezes wrong and the judge is all over them. Morons get a golden ticket.

[@kingrainbow5432]

They can't just say "I'm going to treat you like a regarded child."

[@Suzi64grad]

He came into court with an attitude! He was going to be controversial no matter what was said.

[@user-bx2bc7nu3v]

Sounds like a barrel of fun

[@Suzi64grad]

@@user-bx2bc7nu3v SovCits do make it entertaining! They provide a good laugh! 😂

[@laundryisevil9240]

His wife is in the background playing the banjo with her toes

[@scoop2591]

I thought l was the only one who could see her doing that. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@terriedotson1154]

Where is the peeing while laughing emoji?

[@goldilocks913]

Swinging on that porch swing 😂

[@deaniemack]

“I will not accept anymore paper forms from you people!” Judge has the patience of Job.

[@robertchristensen3854]

And the luck of Lot.

[@Syzygy-Transit]

Judge is too patient. It’s gross that judge allows his behavior without penalty. I just can’t watch this because of my contempt for this judge.

[@fehlrock]

Why was that guy's name spelled "Job," but it's pronounced "Jobe" ?

[@robertchristensen3854]

@@fehlrock the Hebrew spelling and original pronunciation was: Iyov. With the long O sound.

[@donna-leeking9014]

I loved that ! Judge then said he’d email them to the defendant , after prose … said I don’t want anymore paper documents. Yet he wanted paper transcripts 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

[@SGC511]

Even by SovCit standards this guy is insufferable. He has a gift for being obnoxious and unpleasant.

[@jasonhanney547]

This guy is a crazy man

[@kosgoth]

He's like a sov cit, with first amendment frauditor anger management issues.

[@SDSOne]

They are all like this in the moment. At every step for each lunatic, they are absolutely the worst person on earth.

[@Marcus.Robinson]

@@jasonhanney547 Judge shouldn't be tolerating him. Oakley would've already held him in contempt (just one example)

[@Jason_Scott]

8 minutes in and I'm already exhausted by this moron.

[@johnobrien5309]

The whole legal profession should be shaking in its boots waiting for “IT” to be revealed!! 🤪

[@fehlrock]

I KNOW, I'm scared, and I am not involved at all.

[@MissKateSkel]

I have to pause the video and wrap my head with tin foil so I don't get infected.

[@debbiesteffen448]

😂😂😂😂

[@royals24u]

LOL .. 🤣🤣

[@maggiebarry9117]

💯

[@robertanickerson1472]

😂😂😂😂

[@scoop2591]

I love the look on the judges face when he repeated the sovcits word back to him. This is crazy town ! 😵‍💫

[@angelryan3268]

And this is why people should be in the court room

[@jcfanonly]

Yeah, they are big talkers when there’s no bailiffs around!

[@ScubaFanatic60]

This guy needs to be in person. Then he could be held in contempt and taken to jail.

[@heatherr296]

I’m so glad there are citizens out there who know the law better than judges and attorneys who have years of education and practice. 🤪

[@GraniteRidge]

Yep, Google is a wonderful law school, no curriculum, no exams. Make it up as you go. Bahahaha

[@GrouchyDragon]

I keep waiting for one to say "Judge I may not be an attorney but I watch one on youtube and this is CAPITAL FELONY TREASON!!!"

[@louisebrown4622]

There isn’t

[@jamesallen1408]

@@GraniteRidgedon’t forget KZbin university lol

[@lr7747]

The sov cit pop up book 😂

[@connierocissono1216]

Sovcits are just so angry

[@mikerose9313]

I don’t blame them. They most likely paid for that get out of jail training and can’t understand why it’s not working. They’re not the brightest.

[@jamesplymire5342]

And stupid. 😂

[@Julia-zd4cs]

Another internet law degree.

[@JRan67]

The "it" is like the thing in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction

[@danirae78]

You just know the judge is a wonderful father and grandfather. He has the patience of a saint!

[@ibelf2465]

“They ain’t my laws” this is starting out perfectly!! 😅

[@edmundwest5636]

I am so sick of the court tolerating the deliberately insulting behavior of these clowns, wasting the courts time, and taxpayers money. Contempt with jail time is required to restore some semblance of order. Allowing endless random telephonic insults is counterproductive and feeds the egos of these twits. Time for a judicial reset and an end to the ZOOM fiasco before this becomes a generally accepted way to approach the legal system. Each time a court allows one of these episodes another crew learns how to misbehave for yucks.

[@rachxllx2206]

Holding every disrespectful and disruptive defendant in contempt doesn't benefit the judicial economy either. The hearings, jail sentences(right to court appointed counsel), and filing of court documents will ultimately take more of the courts' time and taxpayer's money. They can't hold every disrespectful person in contempt, and in my opinion, they shouldn't. There are other ways for the judge to maintain or regain control of the courtroom, both on and off Zoom. They could put them in time out like Judge Stevens does or put them in the waiting room like Judge Davis. There will always be those ones that can't be reasoned with, and then contempt is necessary. I don't believe contempt is the economic solution you are claiming will restore order.

[@peterswanfeldt2868]

Great deal of these sovtards learn this behavior in jail by jailhouse attorneys.

[@agoo7581]

You had a good point, and then made a left turn at "end all zoom or everyone". The dumbest possible conclusion. How about we have zoom for people who behave, and in-person for people who don't? It is really not that hard. lol

[@2sphynxboys]

No kidding. On top of, it just encourages the next knucklehead to push the limits. They're just making a joke of the Court system.

[@Lokisdottir1964]

@@agoo7581 I agree. Adults get privileges when they act like adults. If you can't, you come to court. They also need to hold them in contempt and toss them in jail until they can behave in a civilized manner. Other people are waiting for their turn and they have to wait until these clowns are done with their circus.

[@Kknightstar]

I’ll label that dude but he won’t like it. What a tool

[@DebraJean196]

Tool works, and I agree the guy won’t like it lol

[@pastordavid107]

. "Calling Josh Lantto......We've found your long lost brother. His name is Helstrom" .

[@Lokisdottir1964]

He only needs the lisp and he'd be his twin.

[@deborahbaker1092]

You know I got the same feeling and couldn't articulate it. Thank you so much for giving voice to my thoughts.

[@minniegirl175]

😂😂😂

[@thunderswonders1898]

He’s appearing by telephone because he’s naked and playing with gerbils.

[@JasonMW45]

You win the internet today!

[@6kat103]

An insult to gerbils everywhere!

[@rosa733]

Is that what they are called these days.

[@thunderswonders1898]

@@6kat103 poor gerbils.

[@terriedotson1154]

If his behavior is any indication he lost said gerbils in a very dark, dank place

[@Dman0001]

Wow. He needs a special room

[@scoop2591]

Preferably padded room.

[@Dman0001]

@@scoop2591 that's what I was thinking

[@VictheChick]

​@@scoop2591 Stylish white jacket, perfectly crafted for rocking in the corner

[@ludditeneaderthal]

Seems like mr helstrom is just full of "it"

[@susiecummins1584]

This guy is on my last nerve. He is thoroughly unpleasant.

[@denniscampbell8363]

“I’m not a stupid idiot!” But I do play one on Law Talk with Mike 😂

[@debbiesteffen448]

I have been in a lot of courts. Enough said, off to a mental health ward. Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, yada yada yada. Good job staying calm and on point with this guy Judge.

[@darranhirose8153]

Ah yes, 'It' is clearly the thing that Meatloaf wouldn't have done for love.

[@ScottW-vz4bf]

Nice!! 😂😂😂

[@Lokisdottir1964]

Finally! We know what "it" is!

[@Talancir]

Ah, Mike needs that as a soundbyte.

[@jhe001]

Excellent response! Bravo!

[@Erie84]

Nahhh, it’s definitely Faith No More’s “it” 😂

[@momszycat4148]

What a delicate flower. 😂 He's so mad,Oh my! Lmfao

[@user-nl5ut7bx4y]

"I got proof of stuff that happened ages ago what I can't remember, but it definitely happened, so I can prove it, cos I remember it happened!

[@gamergal5233]

"I'm Not Happy!" "Well then, which dwarf are you?" Later, "Nanner nanner nanner, I know what 'it' is, and you don't!"

[@valeriesoles2758]

He should have to show up to come in person every single time. He should never be allowed to be on the phone.

[@okeesmokee6658]

Mr. Hellstrom is just a prick - plain and simple. Can't sugar coat this one.

[@cherylcarnes4207]

I believe his first name is Richard!!!

[@Lokisdottir1964]

Instead of pro se, he can be called prick. I like it!

[@TherealLumpendoodle]

@@cherylcarnes4207Mr Hellstrom, or may I call you Richard. Or Dick, for short?

[@jamesplymire5342]

​@@cherylcarnes4207Last name Cranium. 😂

[@susandarnell4524]

Mike, I absolutely LOVE the little gopher...I can't help but laugh everytime you show that cute little guy

[@Suzi64grad]

I love his cute face too! Those eyes! 😊

[@susiecummins1584]

Is he a gopher or a prairie dog? I don't know. But he is adorable and has good comedic timing.

[@valerierobertson4912]

He’s a hamster.

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

I thought he was a hamster. Cute regardless 😮

[@lindat3607]

It's a prairie dog.

[@philtoro9199]

This judge has more patience than any other single individual that I have ever observed.

[@krystenburkhardt-hansyn]

They all said the same things because it’s called the LAW.

[@hopefulhuman]

"I've been in a lot of courts" is not the flex he thinks it is.

[@sashafierce9879]

I probably shouldn't have watched this at 3am when hubby and my son asleep... I wasn't ready for this.. 😂😂😂😂

[@VictheChick]

Hahaha I totally understand! For.my part I was listening to this on my phone while driving in the rainy conditions and just _could NOT_ stop laughing...and shaking (from trying not to laugh) and laughing harder (from trying not to shake); missed my exit twice but zero regrets, apparently I needed that 😂😂😂

[@patriciawitt8174]

if he doesn't think these laws are his laws...why did he even acknowledge this court with his presence then.

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

Good point. Or, if he doesn't like our laws, he can always leave.

[@rickbenjamin6134]

how could this judge not set this in person and order a competency hearing.

[@VictheChick]

🙌🏼

[@jurassicmark_4688]

Yes, "paper forms," the most untrustworthy of all types of communication.

[@valeriesoles2758]

How in the world do these judges and attorneys put up with these people??

[@debbiecantrell6480]

The bigger question is how they keep from evolving into fits of laughter. Frankly I think they look forward to cases like these to break up the really horrible cases they have to deal with day to day. My husband is a probation/parole officer and my daughter works for children’s services. Sometimes our family dinners are just horrible stories from their work.

[@CeceliaHill-vt5jd]

We don't need facts we need a straight jacket

[@heatherr296]

I missed the first bit during the live and almost spit my wine out. Sov Cits never disappoint.

[@dellahicks7231]

In saying he doesn't understand the courts ways, it puts me in mind of the SNL skit, "The Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer" back in the early 90s, portrayed by the late, great Phil Hartman. Hartman'a line, "Your world frightens and confuses me", reminds me of this defendant!!

[@cova4218]

Aw I miss Phil Hartman.

[@jsfueston1]

A great skit! "...I graduated from the University of Miami Law school."

[@tonyholt7736]

Clearly, he wants it all, but he can't have It...

[@silverknight4886]

#I want it all, I want it all and I want it now

[@jhe001]

Judge, I would ask for a competency hearing for Granny Lawyer. Sustained!

[@misterbeeps]

The old lady defense attorney that Judge Boyd has to deal with is the worst lawyer in America. Easily. She's absolutely clueless.

[@Vykk_Draygo]

Wow. The geriatric counsel was painful. Poor lady needs to retire.

[@jimbrunsman1011]

I appreciate Mikes' explanatory remarks at the end because I have no legal training. Helps me understand the process a little better.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

Awww bless you for every person like you there are a thousand who want me to shut up😂

[@christinefigari9805]

@@LawTalkWithMikeI like and appreciate your remarks and commentary too!

[@milowfv4258]

If I had that last lady as a lawyer I might have to defend myself.

[@MeganSpruce90]

Yikes, when the judge has to school you on what an opening statement is...

[@JeniTravels]

The last appearance with Meemaw, she wanted Boyd to recuse herself. It’s worth a playlist!

[@willcifur]

Wow this dude went from Rose to Dorothy real quick. I don’t need to see a picture of him to know EXACTLY what this guy looks like. I have a good idea what that gravel voiced gal pal speaking in the back looks like as well!

[@nanaingallswilder7363]

We hear the goat and then we hear the judge say “Mr Helstrom, is that you?”

[@somerando86]

SovCit: "That's it!" Judge: "What is it?"

[@barbott5941]

I’ve been everywhere, man. I’ve been everywhere. 🎶

[@sydneysomer9958]

I wish they would stop being nice to these fools!! They are disrespecting the court and should be treated as such!!!!

[@lindak3030]

"I've been in a lot of courts" lol - I'm sure you have buddy.

[@newsnowwyoming1757]

So that lady who works in healthcare. She couldn't pay her fines for 8 months. But the same week she had this court hearing, she managed to find $2,000 to get her car out of impound? That is nothing but a big f u to the court.

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

My hair is turning gray, waiting for grandma to finish her opening statement.

[@SDoyle-uq8wf]

This case is actually wild. Apparently, the defendant left his phone recording on a table in the clerk's office. The phone then recorded a Judge (the one that recused himself) joking with some sherrifs about taking the defendant to the Yellowstone train station. (A reference to the TV show "Yellowstone." The "Yellowstone train station" is where they took people to kill them.) They also joked about needing to tie a bag around the head of the defendant's wife (who is also a defendant). So the Judge had to recuse himself. I hope someone does a deep dive and gets us all the hearings!

[@ftroop8462]

He pulled a Costanza

[@Lokisdottir1964]

I don't blame the judge for saying that. This guy could drive Gandhi to drink.

[@VictheChick]

That's crazy bruh, surely you are joking! I cannot believe somebody actually _married_ this walking straight jacket...that's wild!

[@chrislsommers]

Perfect execution of the surprised hamster meme. Great job Mike!

[@YvonneMelvin]

Yes perfect. 😂

[@Jojo10475]

I don't know this judge, and very few people actually LOVE judges... but this Judge seems clear, compassionate and sharp. I like her and her no-nonsense style.

[@melinda_3725]

Stunning how important SovCits believe they are. They truly believe people sit and think about them and how to “victimize” them. There’s always a conspiracy because they’re so valuable. That’s interesting since they tend to be indigent, serial squatters, and always defaulting on something, in addition to habitual traffic offenses.

[@6kat103]

Yup. It’s called malevolent narcissistic personality disorder.

[@shawncalderon4950]

Why doesn't this judge hold him in contempt of court? He is completely rude to this judge!

[@tweetitweet9486]

Love Judge Oakley!

[@brucehorton9963]

why do judges waste time trying and trying to make logical arguments when dealing with lunatics.

[@lost_in_a_crowd_of_3257]

You know what amazes me about the Judge and Mr. Mangan is how they can listen to these people with a straight face.

[@TheresaWest-dm6ht]

Agree but Mr. Mangan choked on his drink a bit at the " stupid idiot" comment

[@user-bx2bc7nu3v]

This piece of work right at the gate. He’s ever so eloquent with ain’t my laws. Here he goes round the mulberry bush chasing his tail to no avail.

[@kristiclaw7303]

That was so cute when judge Oakley said “helping people is what makes my tail wag” ❤️

[@Wanderinpaladin]

"I'm not a stupid idiot." You could have fooled me.

[@sinjin8576]

"Your laws not my laws" That should just be a automatic contempt charge. See how he feels about the law after 30 days.

[@bigwrig0485]

I love that this guy's whole argument in affidavit is "no, you".

[@Mrs_Small]

There are so many quotable lines it’s remarkable. Great video😂

[@alisong2328]

Meemaw needs to give up being a defense attorney and go back to being a greeter at Walmart.

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@kerryjamesbenge1341]

why do judges not hold such people in contempt rather than sitting there and letting them get away with disrespecting the court, very strange

[@AndrewOvenden]

Because it’s not worth anyone’s time, energy, jail space, or taxpayer funds to do so.

[@BadSkierMom]

SCAO, ( State Court Administrative Office)the administration), which is under the direction of the State Supreme Court, issued instructions that the Courts are to exercise extreme caution, patience and only find contempt findings as a ‘last’ resort. You are correct in that there is a definite difference from 10 years ago, at that time much of this silliness would not have been allowed

[@nathanmin1430]

Plus you gotta figure these judges just want to be DONE with the nutcases. Probably better to power through and get them out.

[@scoop2591]

​@@BadSkierMomThank you. I thought it was something stupid like that. Laws are made to benefit the criminal.

[@scoop2591]

​@@nathanmin1430That's why these nutcases are repeat offenders.

[@TheSMEAC]

Mike, I demand you rename this video “I’ve Been All Over…” 😂❤

[@vizoredchris]

The defense attorney clearly got her bar license from University of Boston Legal, law school

[@rachelletaylor7132]

Lying like a cheap rug!!!

[@loriblythe6635]

What is “it” cracked me up😂🤣

[@CeceliaHill-vt5jd]

If I were a judge it wouldn't be a good idea for this person to appear in person it would be the end of my career

[@shirleyhardy891]

What a lovely Judge Oakley, helping people

[@jtiahrt]

Yes I am a little old fashioned but you cannot participate via zoom, you should be required to come into court! I like to see who is trying to get away with something. 😏

[@Erie84]

🎶 It’s it. What is it? It’s it. What is it? 🎶

[@GrannyJB]

Great t shirt for Sovcits. “Your laws are not my laws” LOl

[@nancydionne5560]

What planet is Helstrom from and what are their laws?

[@magi267]

He is just being an a**hole. I can't stand to listen to stupidity.

[@ezinafauda4394]

Judge Boyd rocks! She should be teaching other judges how to be assertive and caring all at the same time. No nonsense.

[@dustincornwell2913]

I want to see the December 14th case. I am sure this guy was an upstanding citizen and not acting like he is in this court. As soon as he said jurisdiction I’m sure the judge who rescued himself just said motion denied and it went great from there.

[@marilynsmith365]

No more zoom.

[@imjustsomeguy72]

Dear god, the best/worst thing about the Boyd case was that we had full view of the defence table all the way through that opening statement, 90% of which was objected to (and sustained). Oh to be a fly on the wall in their next conference.

[@tinytexan4029]

Kudos to the judge and prosecutor for keeping straight faces

[@jessiedickerson4555]

Sometimes I listen to the commercials in full just to have a break from these sovcit people.....

[@ScrypKat56]

I still don't know what "it" is.

[@Lokisdottir1964]

The Knights of Nee also don't like "it"

[@Katrina-qs2rl]

"It"is a cousin of "is."