I Edited Rings of Power Season 1 - It's Now Actually Enjoyable (Season 1 Recap)

[@crappyfilmfans]

Season 2 Recaps This week! Until then here's more comedy recaps/analysis ---> kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z57dlaSsp51orqcsi=ZmLnfhCCf8mlfPYJ

[@kevmair]

Did you un ironically call it the 16th chapel , I'm pretty sure that it's the Cistiene chapel but I don't know how it's spelled ... Ironically

[@crappyfilmfans]

;) 15th chapel was my fav one of the lot

[@kevmair]

@@crappyfilmfans glad it's sarcasm 😂

[@johannjohann6523]

An entire season condensed into a cohesive and understandable sequence all at the great cost of hundreds of millions of dollars - for 45 minutes of quality video. Brilliant! And why you sir have a new subscriber!

[@swishdiggler]

this is better than the show

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you, I’d be happy to edit season 2 for them!

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

I came here to say the same thing 😂 In danger of making it worth painfully having suffered through Season 1 for this beauty

[@KNS1996DFS]

Faint praise.

[@crappyfilmfans]

when there is great suffering, there must be great laughter

[@sippndipp]

Way better!

[@Serpentine-Wisdom]

You deserve a diamond statue gilded in raw platinum in the courtyard of your hometown for this i haven't laughed so hard in ages. You nailed it.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you broski, I'll post this on my tombstone

[@Serpentine-Wisdom]

@@crappyfilmfans No problem brotushko

[@DisasterDIYist]

I'm going thru a depressive episode and this video made me chuckle quite a few times when I haven't been able to in days. Thank you for sharing your brilliant sense of humour with us and for making me feel lighter

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you matey, we all go through dark patches and I really hope things get easier soon. Take one day and one rings of power episode at a time. If you ever need a chat or someone to vent to then feel free to drop me an email (if you go to channel info should be there)

[@jessicapinto3817]

Hope you get well soon!

[@Rhodophon]

"And, of course, Amazon Prime Guy who tries to sell you anti-diarrhea medication..." WELCOME HOME YOU LEGEND

[@crappyfilmfans]

Here hold my shart, season 2 about to unleash on us. Good to be back

[@the_syndrome]

Absolute gold! Every minute of this video contains more creativity and wits than the whole season 1 of RoP.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you for the kind words! More to come over the next few weeks!

[@peterbryantorres7096]

@@crappyfilmfansI’ve been calling her Little Gal Galadriel since the show started but I Bland-Driel is absolutely genius!!😂😂😂

[@jamessmithson-br7rm]

In danger of making it worth painfully having suffered through Season 1 for this beautiful masterpiece 😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

What would life be without suffering and having to watch RoP? Pointless

[@LoLPunky]

@@crappyfilmfans we appreciate you ✊✌

[@tveleruusk]

At 4:35. “As much chemistry as two inert gases”. I almost spilled my beer, very good chem eng joke! ❤

[@Pkooning]

"why do boaty floaty" I'm dead 😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

Billion dollar dialogue

[@josiahparaiso8071]

This was much better than the actual show

[@crappyfilmfans]

Just doing the lord saurons work

[@KAZVorpal]

"Baby-Face Agent Smith..."

[@Taaif_Mehadi]

“Why do boaty floaty and stony sinky?” Okay I’m in!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Enjoy the ride, season 2 gets worse btw

[@johnsimon8336]

Absolutely fantastic, especially love the Sunderland reference. Nice one😂

[@Thesms16]

THANK YOU FOR THIS

[@crappyfilmfans]

Pleasure was all mine

[@aaron1983]

Writers suck. Btw, this is a way more productive use of my time than watching RoP. Bravo. All that laughter boosted my lifespan. Also I watched the entire season one out of sheer boredom and I don't remember a single scene!! Meanwhile I can tell you all the amazing scenes I remember from the original trilogy!

[@GuacamoleKun]

oh my god. 😂I was just looking for some YT trash to listen to while I drunkenly set up a new fish tank, but I obviously have to give this video my full attention.

[@arkarosh7043]

Underrated shit man. some of those lines are so fucking great and some of the little hidden easter eggs in some of the lines "youth-in-asia guy" bloody legend

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha thanks man, I do put a few subtle ones that one or two people might catch! :)

[@DrCraigR.Walton]

I love that they ride towards a random hamlet with total precision and that this is the sum total of the orc presence. Fucking incredible

[@crappyfilmfans]

Can't write that shit, oh wait...

[@DrCraigR.Walton]

@@crappyfilmfans no, you buy it for ONE BILLION DOLLARSSSS

[@crappyfilmfans]

Wild auction amazon style

[@Perktube1]

This and the review by Let's Review Crap Writing, two of the best.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Oooh I need to watch those! Thanks for the tip

[@Perktube1]

@@crappyfilmfans he's done episodes one and two. 😊

[@KAZVorpal]

Okay, I had given up on watching the first season. But now I can just watch this weirdness, and count that as completism.

[@jasoncoward-aintscared]

I needed this. 🙏

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you bro, gestures like this keep a small channel going, so thank you so much 🙏🏻

[@saraopie3677]

This is a work of genius! Thank you ❤❤❤

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha thank you 🙏🏼

[@Lex_Wolf_555]

When a random 18k subs youtuber comes out of the timeless void and drop a better show in 45 min than amazon in 2 whole seasons

[@crappyfilmfans]

Look to my coming at first light on the 2nd day after an episode has been dropped. At dawn, look to the East.

[@crazycanecorsolady]

OMG "Gandalf the Grey pubes"😂 I started choking with laughter

[@crappyfilmfans]

chocking on his pubes! jk jk thanks

[@crazycanecorsolady]

@@crappyfilmfans Omfg 🤣😆🤣😆LMFAO

[@izabelasiczek3547]

Omg this is brilliant!nothing better than a British humour Love it ❤ from a northern girl in Chester 😘 ❤

[@crappyfilmfans]

Big up the chester lass! good to see some british folk on here too!

[@secretgrave1118]

This is absolutely the best written masterpiece I’ve ever seen on KZbin! Howled like a hyena and had to rewatch without the sound of my own giggles drowning out your hilarious lines. You bloody brilliant beauty.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you, you bloody gorgeous hyena!

[@edgerrr]

Brilliant! This is the funniest shit I've experienced in a while. TY and GG. I'm not an expert but you seem to know your LOTR lore. That just makes it twice as funny and interesting.

[@wiktorLicht]

Truly amazing. Much better that the show. And great intro, much better that the real intro

[@2DarkHorizon]

I remember a study was done how leaders of platoons suffered more PSTD because usually they wont show their emotion when affected by the trauma of the battlefield. To appear strong for the group. I think they also had worst cases of shell shock. So people laughing at that guy crying might be wrong about their prognosis of his trauma. And what makes a strong leader.

[@Patdeamon]

He's back 😍 right before RoP season 2, when we needed him most

[@crappyfilmfans]

"Look to my cuming at first light on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East" Because I'll be touching myself

[@Billthegrad]

Loved your full breakdowns and look forward to the new breakdowns as well! This was a fun cut! Glad your back 🎉

[@crappyfilmfans]

Great to be back - I'll hopefully have some weekends free for season 2 but its a Helms deep over here juggling kids, work and side quest hobbies!

[@maximusaralieous1728]

Glad to see you back! Was starting to think we couldn't be fans crappy film anymore! Your humor, wit and outstanding juvenile humor is still in tact. Look forward to you making Season 2 of this shit show actually entertaining. Edit : I'd love to see you shred Star Wars Acolyte.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Great to be back, I just wish I had the time to do these 20 hour edits weekly but alas one has to work and pay the bills! I'll put a few weekends aside and give you guys something to laugh at over the next few weeks - hopefully!

[@nathanaelnewsom3991]

Good old 6 fingers. I've been waiting an eternity to have a chat face to face.

[@crappyfilmfans]

High 6 baby!

[@motaman8074]

Brilliant. A masterpiece.

[@crappyfilmfans]

A master piece of 💩

[@charly03090309]

@@motaman8074 A master ringpiece?

[@exilibrius]

The serious tone of the voice is hilarious 😂😂👏

[@richardrahl2685]

The algorithm gods smile down upon me. Subscribed!😂😂😂

[@seanaugagnon6383]

What happened between you and Mexico? Lol damn.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I got a my ring of power burnt the day after

[@crappyfilmfans]

Spicy burrito with extra chili sauce was a bad choice

[@Hail.layla-ym3sh]

I died from laughter good jop mam great video😂😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

Mission accomplished boys!

[@Barwasser]

what a ride that was. Can't wait for Season 2

[@crappyfilmfans]

What a fantastic journey ahead we have…

[@samcochran8203]

Dawg, when I tell you how stoked I was to hear a version of the copypasta from the comment section of the first trailer for this show, I mean I was stoked "The internet is changed.... I feel it in the comment section... I feel it in the videos... I smell it in the shitshows... Much that once was...is lost For none in hollywood now live, who remember it... It began with the forging of the great films. Threads were given to Tolkien, immortal, wisiest and fairest of all beings. Rights were granted to Jackson, great miner and craftsman of the mountain of lore. And 9, 9 hours were gifted to the race of men, who above all else, desire quality. But they were all of them deceived, for a new show was made. In the land of Amazon, in the fires of Mount Prime, the Dark Lord Bezos forged in secret, a master flop, to ruin all middle earth media. And into this show, he poured his money, his greed, and his will to dominate all film. One show, to ruin them all One by one, the free Tolkien fandoms of the internet fell to the cringe of the show, but there were some, who resisted A last alliance of tolkien purists and internet meme lords, marched against the bots of Amazon, and on the comment section of Mount Prime, they fought for the spirit of middle earth. Victory was near... But the trashfire of the show, could not be undone... It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that the tolkien fans took up the published stats of who had finished the show... The rings of power, the enemy of the free tolkien fandoms of the internet, was certified garbage... The show passed to new shills, who had this one chance to destroy this garbage forever... But the pockets of shills, are easily corrupted, and the rings of power, has a will of its own... It betrayed the new shills, to the destruction of their career... And some things, that should not have been forgotten, were lost... The history of memeing the show became legend, legend became myth, and for 2 years, the show passed out of all acknowledgement... Until, when chance came, it ensnared new shills... The show, came to the new showrunners, who took it deep into the tunnels of identity politics, and there, it consumed them... The show brought to the showrunners, unnatural new checks, for 5 months it poisoned their resumes, and in the gloom of the showrunners writing room, it waited... Teasers for the show crept back into the internet, rumor grew of a shadow coming from amazon, whispers of a nameless dumpsterfire, and the rings of power perceived, it's time, had now come... It abandoned the showrunners, but something happened then, that the show did not intend, it was shown up, by the most unlikely of peoples imaginable, a geniune tolkien fan, Peter Jackson of New Zealand, producer of The Hunt for Gollum... For the time will soon come, when genuine fans, will shape the fortunes of all"

[@crappyfilmfans]

😂

[@Rob1955B]

Brilliant!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thanks

[@RoastMePls]

Dude finally remembered his KZbin password. P.S. : it's the age of AI, but this shit is as genuine as it gets.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha I have been resurrected for one purpose! reign hellfire on this dumpster fire of a show!

[@crazycanecorsolady]

You know Hollywood has no Talent anymore when you actually wrote a better story than they did😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

I had redbull and adhd on my side, who needs a billion

[@crazycanecorsolady]

@@crappyfilmfans well whatever you do and keep it up I love it👏🏼🤣😆

[@unitron2005]

Someone needs to do an edit of GuyLadReeElf where she has a gasm while in the red vision, and then cutting to CeleDingDong "you're as wet as a river rock" 😅 Maybe add in some "ride you... to victory" from Gaylord.

[@joywagner979]

Let us not neglect, "I'm as hard as you, son."

[@miguelsignes]

best man to review rings of pooo, can't wait to see what u going to bring us about season 2

[@crappyfilmfans]

Absolutely can.not.wait

[@crappyfilmfans]

I got my red bull ready to hit editing same day!

[@miguelsignes]

@@crappyfilmfans i'll be there

[@papalazzzaru]

Sunderland references in a video about a (supposed) Tolkien show, which Mackem would ever have thunk that?! Brilliant stuff, more please!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Thank you! was watching sunderland t'ill I die documentary on netflix and was on the top of my mind. Great watch btw if you havn't seen it

[@bpopa27]

Waw!, "single tear"

[@crappyfilmfans]

yayyy

[@lover3143]

Anti Diarrhoea ad , them cast was on spot . Love it.

[@aenema0]

Absolutely delightful. Brilliant doesn't do it justice, but yea, delightful does. Seriously great writing with just the right amount of toilet humor.

[@TheWanderingIrishman]

He made it better.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I got magic hands 🙌🏼

[@Christrulesall2]

@@crappyfilmfans Which only a genius could do.

[@IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou]

I was okay until Finrod killed the trees and blamed it on good guy Morgoth.

[@vladimirnikolov992]

Bro tell us your budget for this masterpiece dont be shy

[@crappyfilmfans]

Two prostitutes and a lot of coke

[@ByBilal]

Boaty Floaty 😂😂😂😂 Edit: I’m has fu@@ and laughing historically at this narration

[@crappyfilmfans]

stay off drugggs kids

[@DaughterofAslan16]

This was a masterpiece 🙌🏻 Btw, I don’t know why but the way you speak reminds me of Chisel McGee..

[@crappyfilmfans]

Looks like Chisel McGee and I both have the same jaw exercise coach!

[@LegendaryJM]

In the land of PRIME of the Darklord BEZOS! LMFAO lol🤣😂😆😂😂🤦‍♂️

[@crappyfilmfans]

Mwahaha

[@joywagner979]

​@@crappyfilmfans"in the fires beneath Mt. Amazon" really got me

[@richardrahl2685]

BLANDriel! I love this.

[@Knobblytyressoggysocks]

I actually thought the horse was going to run to Bombadills' house to live/rest after seeing too much war, and thats how they were going to introduce Tom.

[@DivyanshSingh-ri9mn]

Long time no see

[@crappyfilmfans]

It’s good to be back! I’m psyched

[@heartaloft]

Priceless...!!

[@crappyfilmfans]

Making a billion dollar lord of the rings shitshow - $1 billion Trashing the shit out of the show - priceless. There are somethings money can't buy, for everything else theres crappy films fans!

[@dahlia9023]

I didn't realise until today that all I need for my pains is a dry Brit-wit. I watched this with biscuits and coffee but I had to drink very carefully.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Cure for back pain found!

[@woffordBC]

Maybe the funniest thing I've ever seen 😂!

[@vasileseicaru8740]

I've just learnt a new insult to use when criticizing medieval fantasy movies: "pays homage to Shrek"

[@crappyfilmfans]

haha shrek is head and shoulders above this mess!

[@Frankie_Machine]

Hilarious))) 2nd minitu i am laughing out loud

[@yanny9287]

Thank you lords of the algorithms, I have found another one ❤

[@crappyfilmfans]

Our lord Sauron works in mysterious ways

[@ruperterskin2117]

Appreciate ya. Thanks for sharing.

[@_SimpleJack_]

Whenever I hear IBS my brain immediately thinks of James Corden

[@crappyfilmfans]

His Reddit AMA is internet gold

[@MatthewEverettGates]

That hole show, really good❤

[@sarahgould5435]

I'm still waiting for someone cut the reveal of Numenor's "fleet" numbers with the Dodos from Ice Age.

[@romelmunoz7957]

Did you cut off all the scenes with Not Gandalf and the Not Hobbits??

[@KAZVorpal]

You mess up, when you claimed that there were seven by good directors with vision. The three Hobbit movies were absolute garbage. They were, in just about every way, precursors of the Rings of Power.

[@MatthewEverettGates]

Boaty floaty Stoney sinky Water shiney whiney ...omg, it's only beginning and yet, the poetry foretells of greatness hithertovanforthwithly- Now I must hark this hole legend. It's about rings, and so I must know how do... Orcy diggy Sauron wiggy Lava churny burny Friendy churly Gifty givey Alloy curly swirly Elftree buggy Elfgirl smuggy Redeye winky blinky

[@frostdova]

Funny story, I've been muting season 2 trailers and looking away. i want nothing to do with it, so the other day I went to see Alien Romulus and a trailer played before the movie. I couldn't avoid it, it was bad. Anyways do they know Minas Tirith's gates were rebuilt in mithril because it isnt that rare? hmmm

[@crappyfilmfans]

Same, I've tried to avoid it like the plague. btw how was the new alien movie? I heard it passed the vibe and aesthetic check but lacked more substance

[@dquarks]

Brilliant 👏

[@henrykfu]

I like this version.

[@yilz123]

Omg this is fucking AMAZING

[@crappyfilmfans]

More to come! :)

[@silverscorpio24]

Which would you rather do: watch the whole of Rings of Power Season 1 in one sitting, or eat a slice of pineapple pizza?

[@crappyfilmfans]

Hmm tough one, but I would rather choose option C : slam my balls repeatedly with my rusty car door, then drag my asshole across a field of porcupines. (because C is always right)

[@curtisnewton895]

so this is where the "I like turtles" line comes from in always Sunny...

[@crappyfilmfans]

Haha was that the lesbien grandma episode?

[@Gokkee]

Did you remove all dialog and the rest 90% of the show?😂😂

[@crappyfilmfans]

Its just the end credits!

[@Gokkee]

@crappyfilmfans 🤣🤣don't know if the credit music in Rop is better than the credit music in Lotr, so bold statement in thumbnail 😉🤣

[@crappyfilmfans]

@@Gokkee I am a man of bold statements

[@Gokkee]

@@crappyfilmfans looking forward to it 😉

[@EvilEyeWeddings]

too good.

[@rubensoeteman]

So you have once again proved, every shit, even the biggest piles can be turned into fertilizer for thr future. Well done.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Circle of life baby!

[@MWcrazyhorse]

8:10 Where's that from?

[@joywagner979]

Wait -- her husband was never mentioned, but we knew about her brother ... so was her brother also her husband? Obviously not the only thing they would have stolen from a better work, and honestly would have made the show just a tiny bit more interesting if Finrod was in fact Blandriel's brother-husband and they casually dropped that on the audience without ever looking back.

[@brianlangstraat3066]

I assume that leaving out The Hobbit (1977 animated film) as one of seven Great Films is meant to be part of the joke, since it is superior to The LOTR (1978 animated film), The Desolation of Smaug, and The Battle of the Five Armies.

[@PDMO2]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@andyp8464]

Chadriel 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevmair]

Why do people think it's the the 16th chapel , honestly

[@crappyfilmfans]

Yeah there are more like 43 chapels in the world, so how can it be the 16th. Geez

[@kevmair]

@@crappyfilmfans I think it's the thing where people just hear things wrong and run with it 🤔 but I think a lot of people genuinely think that is what it's actually called ... For whatever there head canon dictates makes logical sense to them like it was the 16 th one that Michaelangelo did till he perfected it , not even knowing that it's famous for the ceiling not the chapel itself 😆 who knows 🤷🏼‍♂️ but thanks for the replies my guy

[@cernunnos_lives]

Has anyone told Bezos what his money bought? I think the show runners should dramatize that scene

[@timothy2896]

This is the funniest thing ever. It’s better than the show.

[@heylix2341]

nice

[@crappyfilmfans]

1 like for you

[@ThomasBerglund-y8f]

skipped less watching this than the actual season 1. Edit, skipped nothing lol

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

0:47 Sasha Grey's mouth?

[@goodputin4324]

WHY ARE THERE BLACK ELVES!!!!!!!!!!

[@katharinaweber8779]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@thomasarnoldcoe6527]

😂

[@knightrider585]

Haha Jackson's LOTR films were great, but the Hobbit films were not.

[@crappyfilmfans]

I know, just bit irony in there :)

[@unitron2005]

They were pretty good.

[@boufns8]

No it isn't.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Satire my friend

[@boufns8]

@@crappyfilmfans Well that's as good an answer as I could ever expect. Good day to you sir!

[@crappyfilmfans]

@@boufns8 Good day to you sir, feel free to look around we have different kinds of satire in this shop.

[@SergiuSalcau00]

i vestarted season 2. it is abosolutely unbearable.

[@crappyfilmfans]

Agreed, its nails on a chalk board

[@Bibleapostle]

*hahahahahahahahaaaa.....!!!!*

[@ipercalisse579]

You edit nothing this is just a recap. Clickbait