Crashing Pay-to-win Minecraft Servers with BOATS

[@kornelweber5879]

Note to self: If attempting to crash a P2W server, DON'T fucking Stream it.

[@diamondo75]

Or don't use your main account to do it 😂

[@angryman_]

I don't get why he wouldn't just stream it only in his discord or whatever, it seems so obvious that if you do it on a publicly available site you can be caught easily.

[@thatdoppioguy1825]

Its about sending a message.

[@exogator]

Hot tip as a former server admin, most servers have sign text popup in admin/mod chat. Even still we do stalk 90% of the time In vanish xD

[@alygan00]

Honestly as someone who has had to be sneaky with everything I ever did because I had helicopter parents, the fact you streamed the first attempt and communicated with signs baffles me to no end.

[@sparrowEP]

how did your parents get ahold of a helicopter?!

[@balticthegrapher]

for real, he's so goddamn stupid

[@alygan00]

@@sparrowEP They inherited money from my late great aunt.

[@sparrowEP]

@@alygan00 wow your late great aunt was rich or something

[@alygan00]

@@sparrowEP She was indeed, she worked for NASA and did the calculations that helped save the Apollo 13 astronauts.

[@d34dh4v3n]

On one hand, helping to fund the servers with optional perks isn't nessisarily harmful. On the other, if you put a prise tag on *everything*, you're in for one helluva storm.

[@zman1064]

Yeah I'm all for someone trying to fund their server, it's just the ranks they give make the game completely unfair for the average player.

[@d34dh4v3n]

@@zman1064 of all the languages you coulda spoke, you spoke facts :clap:

[@jesuchristo94]

Yea, perks like a $1 fly for an hour on a town server are good. It's when you get the megafucker 9000 drilldozer enchant perk for $500 on pvp servers.

[@redmist6630]

yeah I mean personally I think kids using their imagination in their own private world is better anyways, plus theres weird people in multiplayer

[@umporeon0132]

@@redmist6630 *Looks in a mirror* Yep.

[@NewYorkTyrantHunter]

remember if any admin is watching the panel they can see all of the TP requests to you, that is the main way to get caught.

[@conscripthornet4430]

A server I was helper for also had logs for every sign placed that’d be announced to staff so writing on signs that you’re gonna crash a server even if staff aren’t watching is generally a bad idea.

[@_sleepyaisha_]

​@@conscripthornet4430Same, it's very common practice to have them depending on smaller servers because it isn't a constant flood of signs and commands.

[@eliaszockt74]

the admins are too lazy to write a reason to the ban 😂

[@annonyme8529]

No, it is not necessary most of the time

[@MonsterSniper_SCRILLIX_OFFICAL]

if someone is banned they had a reason least they can do is type out a sentence so the person knows lol@@annonyme8529

[@gyomeihimejima3982]

@@annonyme8529 ok BOOT LICKER!

[@jamesglenn4151]

why bother with a troll content creator? basically guys on the same level and energy as an in-cell in a women's bathroom.

[@zoblezarzoblezar2317]

@@jamesglenn4151Minecraft admin p2w server detected

[@Crilp484]

P2w servers fear the moment we find a soul sand valley

[@zman1064]

that's facts

[@PhantomOfficial07]

Yooo its crilp

[@ScottishShogun]

The Soul Sand Lord!

[@o0purehate0o]

If you load boats into a dispenser and hopper setup it'll put all of them on top of each other and you can put 100s in one spot then when one is clicked they will spread out.

[@zman1064]

YO GENIUS

[@o0purehate0o]

@zman1064 grian has a video of how to do it but put it on a fast Redstone block and would be able to get a shit ton down and then disperse them over the soul sand lake

[@TheMyszeek]

I actually came up with this 2 years ago and only problem was server tps going so low that it almost stopped adding new boats

[@Eine_Sushirolle]

Some youtuber named letshugotv did that

[@RatBot2000]

15:00 WHY AM I SO LAGGY is currently building a large scale lag machine. cant comprehend why lag. impeccable

[@minoltacollector9128]

I used to play on applecraft, their community and mods are awful and they f-ed me over big time. I'd love to see more of this on applecraft specifically lol

[@sparrowEP]

agreed, they seem nice but when you think about breaking a rule they somehow read your mind and ban you

[@serily4524]

​@@sparrowEPneckbeards

[@austinpowell1883]

Bro i deleted spawn on that server many years ago good times

[@Azmeaiel]

would love to see this one too, given ptw, very unwholesome going ons and mojang blacklist evasion for the previous problems.

[@Schwarzo]

Oh, so it IS Applecraft, I was wondering the entire time. It's a decent server, no clue about the mods tho, since I only played together with my brother and we were cut off from anyone else. But damn, it got some Pay2win shit. My ass actually wanted to log back onto there to lag stuff, but I can't, since I always spawn below the lobby...

[@The-one-who-drives]

Hope this becomes a series, also adding onto lagging p2w servers you could try using duping to break the economy

[@The-one-who-drives]

Also I know this is kidna obvious but streaming your attempt at crashing a server is a bad idea

[@thegregofficial]

@@The-one-who-drives dupe glitches are rare, since when you find one if its not hard to find odds are someone else found it before you and either got caught using it or told them to patch it, either way it gets patched pretty quickly most of the time alongside when you stream its funnier because theres more people and its harder to take down all of them without banning random players and losing players thought to be with us because on a stream you have viewers instead of spending money to buy alts every time you get banned

[@greenjacket6688]

I have good news

[@laurelalloro]

Excellent work

[@MobExe]

aged like fine wine

[@octodude3358]

For maximum chaos you should have sent detachments of people to various parts of the overworld. That way it would have been more difficult for admins to find and dispose of your lag machine.

[@pinagamer4228]

Tough the ones other than the first were p2w, the owner of the 1st server is a nurse and divides the money she gains from the server to both maintain the server and pay her rent, + she's really nice

[@frosty.archtide]

Damn, I'm glad he failed then lmao. He should prob do his research in the future

[@dinodinodinodinodinodinodino]

@@frosty.archtide just because they're using it to pay their rent doesn't mean its still not preying on kids?

[@_Kerai_]

@@dinodinodinodinodinodinodino Most of the time, it would be kids asking their parents to spend money. And most of the time, the parent says no. Unless the "kids" are working adults, most of the time it will be when the parent says yes.

[@F̈̇̃a]

@@_Kerai_ what if kid steals mommys credit card and buys the whole store because kid wants perks in minecraft

[@MatthewLack]

@@dinodinodinodinodinodinodino so the whole ass gaming industry is preying on kids?

[@Ruben13429]

Well i wasn't expecting this, i hope this series becomes a great success like salc1's series.

[@zman1064]

I'm not to familiar with salc1 but I'm sure it's a good series

[@mrteletuby5446]

@@zman1064 he's basically you except Minecraft

[@qo6vq5vj3x]

@@zman1064 he does exactly what you do in this video but instead of crashing the server he ruins the economy with duping

[@draggy76]

Difference salc1 is actually smart enough to have multiple accounts to lag and troll a server with and most of the time actually gets a p2w server to stop being a p2w server most the time, this scrub is just a fly.

[@katapow99]

​@@draggy76 dude, you're literally attacking your own team, every member of the cause is an asset, are you wanting to fight the P2W or not?

[@weenies]

“We’re about to get 1984’d tho I guarantee it” 13:49 LMAOOO

[@HazelsGraveyard]

It was the sign, there is a plugin where when someone places a sign anywhere in the world it says what's on it and the coords of the sign, that is how they found out, that guy ratted you out lol.

[@Kingelfdemondevourer]

not only can they catch you by just watching you in vanish.. if the people have set up the server with the right plugins.. they can see the x,y,z cords of each sign thats placed, whats written on the sign, who placed the sign, and the time/date stamp of the sign

[@GeoIsCrazy]

“Kill them while they’re small” -zman1064

[@ilikesodaa1643]

the game that cultivated trolling others

[@zman1064]

REAL

[@sundownermgr]

These servers should be like Ponytown, the only payment is for Patreon tiers, the highest tier is $12, and they just give u extra slots for everything and access to a special supporter discord chat, no P2W anywhere

[@lordkieta]

Hope this doesn't come off as an insult, but listening to your videos is like ASMR. You're the most relaxing server crashing channel to listen to. I could just sit here and get my work done and have you complain about p2w minecraft servers in the background. I'm glad you still have a lot of videos left for me to watch.

[@aminecraftapple9022]

I'm NGL, the second server seemed it had more of a cosmetic advantage instead of gameplay advantage

[@pros_misiek]

You can make it A LOT MORE compressed into like 3×3 area with just a dispencer

[@TreyPlayz4Dayz]

Bro sounded like Jason Tatum at 20:20 “WEEE DIDDD ITTTT”

[@tessaN64]

particles are clientside. its the entity processing lagging the server.

[@cuscus5011]

Zman becoming a PNG youtuber? Great progression for 2023 zman! I have no life

[@zman1064]

I just liked the idea of rendering a character for the video

[@ssspooderman7458]

the signs had me dead! i put ninja's rage on a sign and admins got on me so quick

[@zman1064]

Lmao

[@RaphielShiraha64]

You could have placed the boats on floating blocks that are above the water, then after placing enough boats just cutting the blocks to make them fall at the water all at once.

[@shadowleague0870]

May the trolling... Continue

[@zman1064]

Fr

[@ekin5122]

Minecraft Troll LETS GOO BABY

[@MishaG4mer]

just found this and the editing is very good for such an underrated channel, keep up the work bro

[@zman1064]

Thanks bro ❤️

[@thegregofficial]

yes but even though the small servers are slow why waste effort dealing with the little ones instead of piling onto the larger ones, because every time you crush a little one the players go to a larger one further funding them

[@lollolcheese123]

For seeing server tps, ping and stuff like that, there's a client side mod called spark for that. It comes with a few server profiler features that are triggered through client side commands.

[@bradyroth4936]

Never thought that at 22 years old I’d be watching Minecraft KZbin vids again

[@zman1064]

I didn't think I'd be making Minecraft videos at 21

[@ImVyke.]

zman : *builds a lag machine* also zman : "why am I lagging?"

[@ttpechon2535]

I heard of someone using snowmen and to lag a server. It uses multiple snowmen and a mob, you put many snowmen in one block so they're trapped and can't escape, and then place and mob a little ways away so the snowmen can shoot at it, then have water in between the snowmen and mob so that the snowballs from the snow man get caught in water, then they are floated to a main pool of water with soul sand so the snow balls bouce up and down constantly. Probaly a lot easier than making 100s of boats, as you get the lagging item free.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Not all heroes are spherical

[@vHxpnotic415]

W Video, absolutely love the new variety of games on the channel!

[@zman1064]

Thank you ❤️

[@gamingdaily5340]

You should do that but with armor stands because they give off the particles and they are bigger therefore giving out more lag.

[@WindSpirit-cy3np]

That squid ascended right before the server crashed😂 19:47

[@Mrdestiny17]

Reminds me of the good old days on Ark: Survival Evolved my tribe was the 3rd largest on the most popular xbox server for North America and there were hundreds of boats that would lag the server. Since we had an underwater base we tamed a squid and went around destroying all the boats lol

[@wyomingptt]

They probably didn't ban you right away because they're bored and it will take them literally 30 seconds of work to undo everything you did :-(

[@Luna5829]

in the Attempt 2 thing, i genuinely did not see any real P2W features in that screenshot of the 40 dollar rank, what in that is P2W

[@Toma-ng2pb]

Yep that was not p2w but the guy think anything that Costs money is p2w

[@xSJNxJewBoy]

Buddy and I once got mod permissions on some dudes random server. We ended up crashing it spawning in hoards of wolfs and did a /save before we left with at least 500 wolfs around.

[@merpkiller]

The writing of that appeal was physically painful. Still funny.

[@pandapruitt2542]

Idk what you were thinking not checking to see if a server was actually pay to win before trying to crash them and accuse them :/

[@philm5380]

Yeah I am not convinced

[@ossianocean352]

boats, the most powerful weapon one can wield

[@zman1064]

Fr

[@zeron85]

You can do the same thing with minecarts as well, you just need a 1 block pool with soul sand on the bottom, and rail leading into it, then you put like a 100 or more minecarts on it, and the server is gonna crash pretty fast. This method is slower, as minecarts are more expensive, but its more effective, because after you got the iron, and crafted the minecarts, you just place them on the rails, and push them into the water

[@renakunisaki]

I don't even play this game but I appreciate your hard work. Keep at it!

[@thememegod4496]

Now this is an excellent work of art

[@zman1064]

Thank you meme god

[@fingerrrrrr]

most underrrated creator

[@acrazygamer1318]

P2W server: *exists* God: Noah... get the boats!

[@lottafandoms]

Literally just make a dedicated server with volunteers who want to help you.

[@SprayInk-Kreatïv-Nouveau]

Would you consider it Pay-To-Win if it only focuses on advantages for SinglePlayer mode? because a friend's server does that, there are objects and ranks to have better shortcuts in survival and more options when doing a house on your own plot.

[@aurachanneler8396]

I once crashed a modded server I was on by dispensing 20 boats into one block.

[@tzo_ghoul7167]

spent like 4 hours making a mod so I can experience that specific scenario.

[@33.044]

This guy is the #1 defender of Minecraft’s EULA and it’s hilarious

[@FunnyCraftSheep]

this was such an amazing video! I just really enjoyed it lol

[@zman1064]

Thank you

[@bugorgans]

tbf, you could probably use some kind of ice and piston systen to send boats in and if you have to send them across chunks outside of render distsnce use afk players or something considering the army you have

[@Breezedoesyoutube]

i actually like this content, i enjoy seeing minecraft again after like 2 years

[@SimoneGianpi]

Exactly how is the 2nd server pay to win?

[@edward9487]

A new meaning to "I'm on a boat."

[@gl1tchygreml1n]

A long time ago me and my two best friends were playing Minecraft. One of my friends, let's call him E, kept stealing boats from me and my other friend I'll call S. The spawn was on an island so you needed boats to get anywhere. So S and I decided to cover the spawn island in boats. It spiraled into hilarity when me and S created a flag and national anthem for Boatland (it was to the tune of Daisy Bell, and I think it was just 'Boatland, Boatland, why do we need this many boats? We're half crazy, all for building boats of wood" We couldn't stop giggling when we played again and E got suspicious so he went to spawn and just said "bloody hell" when he saw it. He wanted an armada, now he's got one! It quickly became an inside joke. S eventually ended up ending our friendship and being mean to me and E, but this video just reminded me of the fun times we used to have trolling each other with boats. Thank you ^^

[@doctorsex898]

Love the content bro, but watching you type makes me feel like I’m having a stroke.

[@ThePhazzon]

mby u should try the boat method when u drop them in water from above at the same time so u dont have the lag while preparing ya know

[@BeepBoopBee]

I'm a bit confused. Why didn't you use the boatem lag machine trick?

[@justaguy6001]

Bro literally livestreammed himself trying to crash the server, then got mad when he got caught.

[@wpeniche]

Did you even watch the video? No one was mad, not even the admins that caught him

[@MusicMetalHead]

*Builds a lag machine. "Why's it so laggy?"

[@laurabaumgartner3085]

Place the soul sand, then activate a device like Grian and the Boatem crew used in Hermitcraft season 8. That way you won't have to place the boats individually in the water. 😁

[@perruche_320]

16:15 you can tell the admins are incompetent because they didn't even think of /kill @e[type=minecraft:spruce&boat,distance=..20]

[@Warjamer]

I know this vid is more than a year old but I was staff at this server in the past, I left when they made it super pay to win with the crates, they're still at it and deserve even worse.

[@zyphur9961]

I'm just wondering if you could do the same thing in a swamp biome. In several spots. Make it more of a pain to find.

[@TD14AH]

You should do Pixelmon servers a lot of them are pay to win

[@commanderphrog]

Boats? Kinda crazy

[@sababruin6478]

the last server seamed nice, i dont think it deserved to be crashed (they all said hello and were excited that someone joined)

[@egorence2149]

another banger mr zedmanonethousandandsixtyfour

[@thecasualgamer2811]

Between you, misterepic and salc1 i love this stuff

[@danielmatakiewicz9847]

Some servers can see whispers and signs. Voice chat only is the safest way.

[@LiamDoesGame]

more minecraft pls i enjoyed this

[@zman1064]

Thank you Liam ❤️

[@jaxtheax7163]

That first admin I want to be friends with lol he was a good sport

[@Objectfinder-tx6ce]

The last server were innocent

[@NekoKhris]

Martin would love this B O A T

[@StuffedLlamaYT]

This video is like : Attempt 1 : failing the recipe because you added too much flour Attempt 2 : You did a good job on mixing the dough but you didnt do the rest of the recipe to texturize your cake Attempt 3 : You did it and everyone loved it

[@little_xpplx7071]

yooo, the sever i play on(rulercraft) was in this video, thanks. nice video btw

[@ItzAComet]

as a moderator on a server (not pay to win luckily) we have a plugin called social spy which lets us see what 's written on signs without being next to you (also see /msg and commands you type)

[@SRamekin]

I wonder what he do with grants theft auto

[@GeorgeCowsert]

Oh hey, you actually took my advice, kinda. Dunno if ya got in contact with other big names in that branch, but hopefully you can branch out enough to convince other channels to do some Unturned content.

[@Xeros_VII]

Try to use something like Wurst or something to get alts on, so if you get banned you can come right back for some extra trolling.

[@ToxicToodee]

yo helpful tip for anyone trying to crash a sever with boats get 2 hoppers 4 chest (2 doubles) some redstone and a dropper/dispenser connect the two double chest together with 1 hopper then use the other hopper to connect the chest to the dropper/dispenser and then fill the chest with boats then make a redstone clock and let it dispense the boats for you happy crashing yall!

[@thelastleocorn7979]

There was this ptw server that got 5th grade me to drop 30 dollars on an overpowered rank. It's called mine superior and I wonder if you've ever heard of it

[@zman1064]

I'll take a look 😈

[@uropig]

Putting named entities in the boats prevents them from getting killed by clear lag

[@Arachnid1]

700 ping..? AMETEUR, I’VE HAD 7,000 PING MWAHAHAHAHAAAAA

[@dragonyami]

There's a plugin that puts anything that's typed on a sign into chat for mods too lol They don't even have to be present to read in person

[@yourlocalbryan6079]

This might be a bit of a jump, but you’re the John Brown of minecraft servers.

[@v-14415]

Bro made KZbin captions very realistic

[@Katze_exists]

7:31 I HECKIN PLAY THAT DAM SERVER I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS PAY TO WIN OMGGGGGG (sound of me literally watching ppl talk about how money hungry applecraft is getting)

[@infertilepiggy5667]

Should get a bunch and stack them in a one block hole then mine the bottom out so hundreds of boats hit a fenced in soul sand column

[@kickedtomato]

i think the last server crashed because of a papermc bug introduced in 1.19.3 that syncs the network thread with the logic thread and that causes internet to lag if the tps is low

[@theprancingprussian]

Justified mild tomfoolery

[@Moltenified]

this could have worked if you decided to make a flowing river go down into the soul sand but border it up so when you place the boats you wouldnt have them floating off and since you can put like a chest of them next to you you can spam the living hell out of the boats and most likely crash the servers