Crawley Police Station & Crawley Job Centre Guard Gets A Reality Check!

[@Itisfinished.]

Proves why these exercises are so important for everyone. Great job 👍

[@peterwilliams6956]

More security guards than job seekers.

[@goodquestion8064]

Same is Southampton job centre .. I was surrounded by 8 security for refusing to stand where they tried to tell me to stand

[@thelawisthelaw]

Filling their quotas on jobs they got for people.

[@andycgsi]

TLA gets them told again 😂 I love that phrase 'wind your neck in' 👍🏻

[@jamesrawson6659]

There is always the one Billy big balls which that security guard thought he was.Good for standing your ground. Enjoyed it.

[@littlehawk299]

You and Ab are the only two Auditors I watch. Every evening while having my dinner I check to see if either if ye have uploaded.. Great vid as always!!!

[@TheAcousticBandits]

That guy behaved like a proper gobshite. Made an absolute show of himself. Another win for TLA 👍🏼👍🏼

[@TheBrawlBox]

Yes TLA you have the right balance; I've only ever advocated that you do the maximum to keep yourself and your equipment safe. Another suitably authoritative audit!👊

[@johnfellows2867]

Why do G4S insist on employing these cabbage's ??

[@ianfitton272]

You pay peanuts you get monkeys

[@bazsnell3178]

What is that apostrophe for in your reply?

[@Aurora-uq5hm]

​@@ianfitton272🐵🥜🥜🥜🧠😏🙂

[@adiohead]

@@bazsnell3178 Tbf, it was a comment, not a reply.

[@markosmith8037]

superb work, superb handling.

[@lightningstrikes7314]

He was clearly the slow guy at the back of the class.

[@edwoodsnowden]

LOL Love it when you call people "Moronic Fools' which he was!

[@clivesmith2886]

G4S are clueless and unprofessional, poor recruitment and training is a major problem,

[@ademolaadeleye3116]

Your auditing skills are excellent. You take to these establishments like a duck to water. The key thing with a good Auditor is to stand their ground. Too many security guards or people in places of authority, think it's okay to throw their weight around. Equally important, is to stay relatively calm and let the situation come to a peaceful conclusion. Look forward to your videos more than most. I feel you could have been a teacher or lecturer in another life 👍🏼

[@clivewiddall3430]

A 4-6 day course on a computer and they think their the lord provost.

[@paddycaseygsxr]

A friend did the course about 6/7 years ago on a Saturday morning and was finished by 1 and in the pub telling us how easy it was

[@positivityflows.5928]

Clearly pissed up security

[@themaskedgrappler]

He's a type-1 diabetic, you can see his blood-glucose sensor at 5:53. He was likely low and needed sugar.

[@adiohead]

@@themaskedgrappler Needs to eat more fruit.

[@mobiuseno]

His entire world shook when TLA explained what frames are 😳 ...he twisted my melon man 🥴🤯

[@HooDie-Trench-GoTh2022]

Exactly why auditing is such a necessity. If the companies that employ these unprofessional thugs could see their behaviour. It should precipitate action and public safety at all costs.

[@clivewiddall3430]

But the company’s do know that’s the bad part.

[@bazsnell3178]

As with ALL JobCentres, the jobs and pay rates are disgustingly low, some of them even below the National Minimum Wage. What a joke!

[@theresaheath2654]

G4Stupid the gift that keeps giving, I agree he should have a shower and a shave the man appeared as unprofessional as his appearance. Well done for keeping them highlighted. Stay safe.

[@whatilearnttoday5295]

I like the bit where you explain persistence of vision and the illusion of a motion picture. ;)

[@SusanMiles-eu6uu]

Job well done TLA! Spot on . Love it 😁

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Yes absolutely agree with that TLA! Engaging in violence just for the sake of violence, should "always be discouraged"!! Your objective has always been to educate and inform, and you have "always done it brilliantly"! Continued respect for you!!!

[@adrianbrowne7874]

Yes absolutely! "Education" should always be encouraged! Big Thanks TLA!!

[@Blue-zp6nn]

Always the small ones with the biggest mouths 😂😂

[@MrBudgiejoe]

Yep, there's always one security guy who leaves the team down. On another note; It would be cool if you'd consider popping across the pond to Ireland(Rep) sometime. I don't believe we have any auditors over here at all.

[@geoffreythomas-cs1sk]

I LIKE WATCHING YOUR VIDEOS TLA. YOUR QUICK RESPONSE TO DIRECTIVES FROM IGNORANT PEOPLE AND YOUR EDUCATING THEM IS OUTSTANDING.

[@LilHazey2.0]

Why ser is a shouting ser

[@MrTravisBickle]

Well done la exposing these baboons

[@TheRealLatnem]

Congrats on reaching 30k...love your vids

[@gordongourlay7423]

Another great education for the unexpected. Congratulations on 30k subs onwards and upwards wee man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@sheppertonstudios8253]

If G4S had any brains they'd say that the difference between a still and a video is that videos have audio.

[@Aurora-uq5hm]

JOB FOR THE 🐵🧠😏🙂

[@xiaohuli27]

not necessarily

[@frisiancolemancanoe8217]

G4S must be desperate to hire this goon

[@susanjolly6486]

Crawley Police Station passed, Jobcentre passed, barring G4S security Mr Handsy looks Drunk or under the influence of something. Nice 1 TLA.✊

[@jeffsimon9594]

That was London Audits, he has crossed over to the dark side!

[@Monsoon-sd6vr]

Strange in all these job centres I dont see adverts to join the Fire Brigade, Police, NHS Admin, HM Forces etc

[@ascottaudits4036]

Well done once again my man composed alert and fully educated in every aspect of their excuses for breathing peace to our planet ✌️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@EdWeeks999]

I have to go to the local Job Centre Plus monthly. The G4S guards look a bit ‘special’ and would be unable to move anyone on. That said they no their place and DO NOT look after the Customer list. A floor walker checks you in. As it should be. That’s Hertford JCP. Good work TLA 👍🏼

[@tanzieification]

Was a decent JC tbf just let down by the 1 clown

[@user-et7gq7qe9k]

If you can't film, why are there QR codes? 😂😂😂😂. Jesus wept.

[@aldhous]

Remember getting released out that yard about 20yrs ago after a night in the cells on a drunk and disorderly. Regained my freedom at 5am - promptly spewed my guts up outside as the heavens opened in biblical fashion. Great memories.

[@Best_Is_West]

aah, the worst ones are often the best :P

[@DrSnacker]

Congratulations on the 30k subs bro!

[@timsaint835]

Congratulations on the 30k subscribers TLA

[@sandervandoorn6671]

we have a big clown security guard here out of laws

[@bryandavisent5621]

Is that muppet drunk?

[@jeffsimon9594]

Just a bit slow I think

[@JonJon-rj6xo]

my first thought

[@themaskedgrappler]

He's a type-1 diabetic, you can see his blood-glucose sensor at 5:53. He was likely low and needed sugar.

[@thesnudge1]

Come to Dumbarton Job Centre. They need a right showing up. They demand you have a seat even if you have ADHD and have to move around.

[@julianedge6431]

Many years ago I had Business Cards made up that simply said 'Fuck Off', intended for situations just like this.

[@raynordefoubert9753]

Maybe G4S should just put you on their payroll...well they do make you a few quid 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏

[@tombarker7012]

Cracking audit TLA. This one isnt far from where i live. Would recommend doing Horsham Police station and JC.

[@nippynorm2408]

how do you hold yourself back, this guy needs a glasgow kiss.

[@Itisfinished.]

I think that guy was all jabbed up.

[@themaskedgrappler]

With insulin - at 5:53 you can see he's type-1 diabetic

[@P_E_P_1966]

Fire that bored rude guard !

[@roncartwright958]

The scumbag security guard needs some sleep, a shave and stay off the drink!!!

[@JonJon-rj6xo]

on drugs

[@maigepresents5840]

You should do the Israeli embassy next and play the March of Vader theme from star wars when embassy staff walk outside... you would double your subscriber base overnight..

[@brianfisher9997]

The Goons4Sale system in working order.

[@Broxi1872watp]

Great start to our morning😂. Congratulations 🎉30k subs. 🏆

[@julianedge6431]

Nice One. Cheers!

[@GowestmediaGWM]

`Hey A big congratulations to you mate 30,000 subscribers

[@legobatman8353]

Jobs for Hobos in full effect.

[@jeffknott1975]

Just to clarify: Your phone doesn't take a photo to read QR codes it uses the cameras live "moving" imaging to read the code. So the idiot tryna intimidate was incorrect.

[@billnewby9082]

Security fool sounds half cut. Definitely needs a breathalyser and drug swipe! Just to make sure he's clean. His colleague sent him off to guard level2? To get the liability out of the way? Probably.

[@themaskedgrappler]

He's a type-1 diabetic, you can see his blood-glucose sensor at 5:53. He was likely low and needed sugar.

[@thelawisthelaw]

​@@themaskedgrappler diabetes is a well known side effect of having to use citric acid when u inject heroin. Been there 30 years. He aint fooling me. But diabetes doesnt make your eyes pinned or the rest of it.

[@themaskedgrappler]

Back it up with a credible reference then

[@thelawisthelaw]

@@themaskedgrappler i was 30 years, an addict. You can't post links on utube. But in any case diabetes does not prevent him taking drugs.

[@themaskedgrappler]

@@thelawisthelaw Indeed diabetes doesn't stop you doing anything - but it can make your speech slurred and make you appear out of it when you go hypo. I also think you may be confusing type 2 - which has links to lifestyle and diet with type 1, which doesn't.

[@anne-mariethompson4365]

That guy was cracking me up 😂😂😂 he had his hand up to block the camera and yet didn't block it at all 😂😂😂 and your explanation of video was just banging! You have to do that more 😂😂😂😂 I am only 9 mins in, it could all change from here 😂😂

[@muddlepond]

Did that numpty not realise that you'd already got his image when he first walked up to you? So what was the point of putting his hand up in front of the camera. There really are some dingbats about.

[@nomore6939]

scruffy security guard looks like he's on something ??

[@ritadonnelly8820]

for sure

[@themaskedgrappler]

@@ritadonnelly8820 100% - insulin

[@As3th8r]

Mate, in the past you would have provoked and escalated the situation. I feel like you made some personal progress. Well handled.

[@freewheeler2566]

Because he's lost his bottle after being called out for issuing empty threats every other sentence.

[@jerrebrasfield4231]

I don't care for physical interaction as you say. I just enjoy seeing your culture, structures, and how things work there

[@AceAudits]

G4S formerly Group 4 Security. Before that they were Group 5 Security, but 1 got stolen. 😂 That g4s guy was a fool!

[@Best_Is_West]

ngl forgot about you....sry.......ok maybe 1 before i pass out xD

[@geoffreythomas-cs1sk]

SINCE WHEN DID JOB CENTRE STAFF TAKE OVER THE BUSSINES. THE MANAGERS ARE NO WAY TO BE SEEN. I THOUGHT IN MY INNOCENSE THAT STAFF WOULD BE WELCOMING AND COURTIOUS TO CLAIMENTS.

[@Best_Is_West]

nah...training says....whoever shall set foot thru door...shall be scum....and treated as such.

[@TonyDawnsurfer]

💯% Well done T L A. The minimum wage goon trying to stop you filming is a soap dodger.

[@Mick-B]

Nice one TLA. Good to see you hitting 30k subs 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@adrianbrowne7874]

This was obviously "a much needed" return to the importance of filming a job centre! The approach of the first security officer was totally unacceptable, and entirely unprofessional! And also served to "provoke" the situation!!

[@confusioninoneconfusion5811]

Ain't nobody got time for that 😂

[@risingstorm4239]

The other guard was alright. He has to work with that smack head colleague 🥴

[@themaskedgrappler]

He's a type-1 diabetic, you can see his blood-glucose sensor at 5:53. He was likely low and needed sugar.

[@thelawisthelaw]

​@@themaskedgrappleri will dispute u every comment. Citric acid injection as part if heroin addiction is well known for causing diabetes. As is eating habits of drug addicts. 30 years you cant fool me.

[@themaskedgrappler]

...and I'll dispute it back until you back your claim with a credible reference. Also you might want to check the differences between type 1 and type 2 - type 1 is not associated with eating habits

[@t5jerry]

It's a bit creepy round Crawley isn't it ?

[@kbeesmot9928]

Around 9:20 the jobs were £10.50 to £10.90, th at is disgraceful. I am not surprised why scavengers prefer living on benefits rather than working.

[@thelawisthelaw]

Scavengers?? U mean like the king and mps.

[@aimee877]

Not sure 'scavengers' is the right word. Quite harsh tbh

[@notmanynamesleft]

Majority of people working in UK are only on about £11 an hour.

[@thelawisthelaw]

@@notmanynamesleft and the majority need benefits to live. So working isnt being a scavenger is it.

[@notmanynamesleft]

@@thelawisthelaw lol no I've never thought of anyone working being a scavenger

[@tintersniffer9929]

Wow, they got rid of the problem. Hey, presto, no drama.

[@markbray2988]

The Big Yin does it again! Great work TLA 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@malindley]

30k congrats.

[@danhanley1313]

Security guards lift clearly doesn't go all the way to the top.

[@weeyin1167]

Great video TLA. Absolutely luv your phrases they’re amazing. Keep it up 🫶👏💪👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@improfit9945]

There are posters in the JC saying slavery is closer than you think, never a truer word spoken.

[@goodquestion8064]

Do Southampton job centre .. they are nuts in that place

[@gbhxu]

No, Cambridge. Just as PTTP

[@brendanstoran7555]

Have they got the police station in /next to the job centre?? 😳

[@retroclickmedia4422]

PACE states that photos and video are legally the same

[@martyboy700]

Apart from Coco The Clown, there does seem to be an improvement in G4S.

[@stephensilverstein629]

The home of pne if the wotlrst gangs in Sussex, currently being sued by my son!

[@Gibbetoo]

great stuff, explaining what filming is...

[@AgnesBoyd-p6l]

Also I meant to say Evri is a company you make good money in if you can "screw the bobbin" A geezer I know bought a van got a contact to go round collecting and delivering parcels and cuts out a middleman , He uses his fathers secure alarmed garage and his van is also very secure and he can make quite a bit of the "Reverend Ian Jolly" You will defo know what I mean

[@Best_Is_West]

I remember the Reverend I.M Jolly.....who be Ian Jolly?

[@timetide5961]

Love Is Buddy ❤❤

[@MichaelBonner-m6v]

How did you arrive at adulthood and not know that a video is made of still pictures?

[@richiewoowoo7520]

you do not have to take a photo of a qr code, you need your camera to focus on it the tap it go to the link.the baffoon :) (tla your the best)

[@markc7440]

Neither job centre Muppet had a blue SIA licence on display. Criminal offences. You were filming in a public place and you could see into a private area, their problem for not creating privacy. Plus we can see from your own footage that yours was a glancing look as you looked around.

[@colingreer853]

At 14:00 during TLA's outro, he states that SIA licences were on display.

[@markc7440]

Thanks. Literally on Monday I'm going for a hearing test so I must be needing it.

[@Danny_Roman.]

Cracking video.

[@davidn3394]

It was a bronze age axe she mistook it for the museam entrance .

[@resist.]

Yes dude

[@richard-ij2fm]

Hilarious.

[@andreloshon3344]

pretty good ,except for that one chap........there is always one.

[@weemarie1137]

Always enjoy a giggle, job centre Weeble gave us some entertainment, everything else spot on 👍 - are you seeing improvements since you started?

[@thelaughingauditor]

With the police yes with security sometimes I think its gettibg better then I have a run of visits that go really badly

[@samspade975]

Maybe lots of jobs on offer, but I bet there’s a high universal benefit take up

[@nigeats65]

Punches...? I wanna see Haymakers man.....!

[@traida111]

if the guy grabbed you, and even caused you to drop your camera, then held you against your will, would you give him a couple of slaps for good measure?

[@EvenBigger-Brother]

If someone assaults you and holds you against your will then you have the right to defend yourself with deadly force if necessary . I don't think playing patter cake would help your defence though .

[@traida111]

@@EvenBigger-Brother deadly force? in the UK you will go to prison in most cases if you do that.

[@EvenBigger-Brother]

@@traida111 you are policing on feelings, Check out the black belt barrister breakdown on the subject of self-defence and you will see you are lawfully allowed .

[@petergoode1260]

😂😂😂

[@rossjohnston94]

U ever thought of going back up to Scotland Job centre that will be interesting

[@marksinclair846]

Great idea!!! And let this Nonce stay there

[@2000guineas]

no premiere finally

[@stevieturbo88]

When you coming back to the homeland to film ?