Crazy Anti-Vaxx Mothers

If you're anti-vaxx you probably won't enjoy this one.
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=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
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Intro:
/ @weirdfsh

[@Waxican]

Parent: what do you want to be when you grow up Billy? Unvaxxed kid: ....alive....

[@florbingo9871]

Parent: *_NOPE!_*

[@EhrenCG]

Billy, you need to get over this midlife crisis shit!

[@pi840]

Denied!

[@inkcloud711]

Why is the unvaxxed kid answering for billy?

[@Waxican]

@@inkcloud711 I just Billy as a generic kid name, not that the kid's name is necessarily Billy.

[@thestickopia4619]

Unvaccinated kid:Exists Nearly eradicated disease: It's free real estate

[@MegaPompoen]

/Laughs microscopically

[@cendresaphoenix1974]

I'm sad. Like really sad.

[@rosie3747]

Ahh damn I shouldn't be laughing

[@savior7738]

Anti-vaxx kid: *exists* Me: Current Objective: s u r v i v e

[@Jesse-fd5bv]

@@savior7738 doesn't really make sense thought if you're not the antivaxx kid

[@erenyeager3829]

"It oNlY cOsT a tHiRd oF euRope!" I died at that

[@mini5701]

So did a thirth of europe

[@DeletedTroll]

@@mini5701 What a plot twist

[@j-c4997]

Ketamine and Communism 😳

[@DamiemBlorp]

LOL i live in the netherlands

[@maaike4]

@@DamiemBlorp same

[@adannn]

"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." ~~ Sandy Cheeks

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

@Aziri Spongebob.

[@yellobanana6456]

Ah yes the wise words of an underwater squirrel

[@youraunt]

ah yes, wise words from texan squirrel lady

[@mr_lemonade4230]

trying to reason with flat earthers or antivaxxers is like trying to play chess with a pigeon- no matter how good you are they'll just knock over the pieces and sh*t on the board.

[@junie5105]

1,000th like. i feel accomplished.

[@Kardia_of_Rhodes]

*Anti-vaxx memes have lasted longer than anti-vaxx kids.*

[@LEMONZEBRA554]

Heart of Iron RGF this comment needs more likes 😂

[@ToxicSkull0]

Cotton_Cat 23 Thanks to vaccines of course. And if you’re gonna say that you aren’t, then your statement is not gonna last very long...

[@mikeholcomb9013]

R.I.P. antivax kids

[@ege8240]

@Cotton_Cat 23 well your mind looks very dead to me

[@greenmind3488]

Ffs, the fact this is true tho...

[@eman6784]

1945: teen sneaks out to drink 1990: teen sneaks out to smoke weed 2019: teen sneaks out to get vaccine

[@benjamator6700]

You know non vaxxed kids dont make it past 3

[@leonmayne797]

1985: Teen sneaks out to dance.

[@jordanvroon7400]

@Cotton_Cat 23 2 years old, you got a solid year left

[@terrytaylor7036]

@Cotton_Cat 23 a ghost

[@terrytaylor7036]

@Cotton_Cat 23 he would have to have quite the head to accomplish that, ghost

[@Thandon]

Did you know?: A left handed test taker is more likely to finish their test faster than a child who *died because they weren't vaccinated*

[@Suicide_is_cute]

The more you know

[@kxdxn6388]

Now that's facts

[@nazoryt5546]

Some anti vaxxers are gonna come on here and start some shit about not making fun about anti vaxxers because they think there smart

[@Thandon]

@@nazoryt5546 well I'm already at 112 likes right now sooo

[@Thandon]

@Isaac Wrzesinski you're damn right

[@poppyzsu4541]

funny story: my school was actually the epicenter of the measles epidemic in San Diego because so many moms there were anti-vax

[@wil.d_sage]

Wasn’t there a place around Denver too? Pretty much anywhere middle class hippie soccer moms live

[@justawhiteguywitharocketla590]

You know what Keep being anti vaxx because if you get, we dont have to deal with you

[@thescarletking8466]

Jeez, talk about being G R O U N D Z E R O for a bad day.

[@maroon6555]

True statistic - majority of anti Vaxxers are women

[@jime2568]

Are vaccines not mandatory with no exemption in cali?

[@shanesshenanigans6067]

Bartenders : Anti vax mums: 🤜🤛 Both not giving shots to kids

[@kaeyasimp3918]

ive seen that before :')

[@Karen-bc6ym]

Ima proud antivax mom of 2 kids they died though

[@sughrinihil]

Most bartenders around here are willing to give shots to preteens, though. Heh... it's sad.

[@tahamohammad1741]

Karen go ruin some cashiers life not ours!

[@painfulguess9429]

@@Karen-bc6ym oh no SHES HERE- (is joke, dont wanna be wooshed-

[@jarinoxborrow6151]

1990: teens sneaking out to get shots 2019: teens sneaking out to get shots

[@VanguardJester]

isn't english beautiful?

[@jojovawindkeeper8244]

Clever parents with their babies*. Unvaccinated don't live long enough to get to their teens mostly

[@Technicalnotdino]

Shot*

[@quinnbrown9297]

Nice job copying someone else’s comment.

[@romantic_hippie]

So original.....

[@sugar-rice]

“You’re not vaccinating my children! I refuse to be tracked by the government!” *pulls out phone*

[@justawhiteguywitharocketla590]

You literally can get live tracking images showing where you are on google maps and are scared of a needle smaller than pencil lead ffs

[@roxanneconner7185]

lol underrated comment

[@cryandruboneout7133]

*has a driver's license*

[@wakawaka666]

*opens facebook*

[@kalginage]

Posts on Facebook

[@mal_3157]

I wasn’t vaccinated until I was like 17, jokes aside I don’t even know I survived getting the flu, because I caught the flu like 2 times a month Parents, vaccinate your kids

[@shadestrider1033]

Australian Dude It’s because of memory cells. Even though you didn’t get vaccinated, you survived the flu once, so you are able to fight it off again. It’s actually the same principles as Vaccines. But Vaccines use a weakened pathogen, so they’re safer

[@c4nn0n17]

@@mal_3157 u outilived ur life

[@pallah0077]

But flu changes every time and if you were vaccinated from flu the chances of getting flu more likely will decrease or you will get better faster after catching it

[@mal_3157]

Allah007 true

[@Adahn99]

The flu is really not that concerning. But you were actually very lucky not getting any other illness more serious than the flu (not that I hope anyone to catch one, even more in these times). Good job thaking the responsibility yourself and vaccinating, luckily there are many anti-vaxx's sons who do the same thing reaching adulthood.

[@jukeincorporated]

Anti Vaxx people should be a buff in plague inc

[@irodsalt6490]

You are a genius

[@zonalklism]

They are in some scenarios.

[@StellaStarfall]

TatorTot 273 Already is.

[@lunapyrope9683]

"Science Denial" happens in some scenarios

[@lotus7781]

TatorTot 273 there is an anti-science scenario

[@ethanbozzay2534]

Measles: sees anti-vax parent Measles: tHe seRveRs arE bAck onLinE!

[@jeremypedersen6894]

Measles: its free real estate

[@tyler89557]

Measles: It's an all you can eat buffet!

[@MichaelWilliams-tw7ft]

“Polio was relatively harmless before vaccines” Thinks of the guy who’s the last person being supported by a iron lung because of having polio before the vaccine 😅

[@maryjayne9700]

My aunt suffered from polio. She was born in 1940 - so unfortunately a bit too early - had to take her mobile respirator everywhere and couldn't walk well ... I wanna punch these anti-vaxxers in the face when I read their bs! 😅

[@DIHVLD]

@@maryjayne9700 Punch them? Bruh i wish natural selection would hurry up and make ‘em drop dead. The world has enough dumbasses in it already.. *cough* fLaT eArThErS *cough*

[@justawhiteguywitharocketla590]

You know polio was so harmless it actually made you stop breathing. HARMLESS AM I RIGHT?

[@julieworsley5048]

Bullshit and you know it Polio before the vaccine was invented paralysed people your talking outta your arse

[@nyoodmono4681]

All these cripled children, it was not polio, it was the vaccines

[@Kagamine-Len-]

“Harmless childhood illness” Measles: **Has a 10 percent chance of death if it reaches the brain in adults**

[@BBQLOVER65]

measles is harmless to the people in this video, so they think its harmless to their kids too

[@burnv06]

30% if it reaches the brain in children i think. Also even if you don’t die, the brain will be permanently damaged

[@maiimirr9747]

That 16 month old baby probably seemed so cognitive because it had already experienced one third of it's life

[@nal9398]

OR A 1 YEAR OLD BABY JUST SAYING, YOU DONT NEED TO SAY THE MONTHS JUST SAY ITS 1 YEAR OLD. OH YEAH IM 59 MONTHS OLD HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[@NutBreadMSMC]

ok How are you 4 years old?

[@oxaile4021]

@@nal9398 ^this. I might as well call myself 254 month old to avoid confusion.

[@littl3evee]

Oh my gosh

[@nal9398]

@@NutBreadMSMC not bad, you?

[@ohyeah3036]

Anti-vax Mom: Look he's saying his last words! Dad: Dont you mean first? Anti-vax Mom: *_last_*

[@joshuazane3210]

5/5 comment. Would upvote again.

[@howmom7512]

Merry Christmas

[@gibustheinfamous]

When you're aware of the cons of being anti-vaxx but insist on being anti-vaxx anyway

[@m-jgomis7195]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dr2d2]

Grabs ak 47 shoots

[@jadenlee2042]

As an autistic person, I can confirm that I level up every time I get a vaccine

[@spoon9364]

What level are you at?

[@Paper_Frogg]

I've had so many vaccines that I have transcended autism and have reached the legendary autism squared

[@gamingoflifegamers2547]

Guys i have taken 69 shots and i have 420 level autsim

[@isskull7272]

I've gotten so many vaccines that I've reversed the autism and transformed into a celestial being.

[@audreydimmel6674]

Can confirm! I'm level 666 autism, so now I've acquired the ability to repel ableists, conspiracy theorists, and evangelical fundamentalists!

[@goredCadaver]

My mom didn't vaccinate me at all and I was only vaccinated when I moved to my dad's house when I was 11. Considering whenever I get sick now I don't faint when trying to get out of my bed, not having muscle spasms when I almost fall asleep, I think I'd rather be autistic than half dead like I was.

[@lemin_88]

Kid: I want to live to be 100 years old Anti-vaxx mom:Three take it or leave it

[@msfnxy8930]

Kid: then i’ll leave it

[@lemin_88]

@@msfnxy8930 you got me there

[@dickxonfernando90]

I laugh longer than their child live

[@lemin_88]

@@dickxonfernando90 the kid will be dead by the time the joke dies

[@russianfeline1286]

hi fellow soviet dog

[@memesaremylife7429]

I’m anti-sun because it gave my child sunburn

[@atlas_astroid7198]

Memes Are my life lmao that’s their logic

[@minsurezero6665]

I'm anti gun because I keep shooting myself and it hurts really bad

[@agrobabb4943]

I am anti breathing system because I have a soar throat

[@michaelholtz599]

I'm fast-food because I heard of this think called choking! It turns out that it can actually kill you! I've decided to just not give my kids any food at all for their sake.

[@rowboat_3464]

@@minsurezero6665 im crying 😂🤣😂

[@joshdawson5201]

Not every parent who doesn’t vaccinate their child is against them. Some people can’t have them, and that’s why herd immunity is so important.

[@theterminal9354]

Yeah its sad

[@Zorro9129]

Likewise, not everyone who is concerned about current vaccines doesn't vaccinate.

[@ianstrijker9576]

but those people that just cant take them for medical reasons are not anti-vax. there is a difference in not getting vaccines and being against vaccines

[@stankobarabata2406]

That's not anti-vaxx. That's being poor / out of reach of healthcare.

[@thescarletking8466]

Yes. People need to know a difference between "Choose not to get vaccine because of 'gOvErNmEnT MaNdAtE AnD GoVeRnMeNt bAeD'" and "Choose not to get a vaccine because they can't". Anti-vaxxers are C O N S T A N T L Y ignited in Hell once for every argument they had about vaccines without realizing their hubris. There's a whole lotta screams nearby the center, but that's none of my problem since I know most of those are Antivaxxers, from every reality and every time.

[@axtiexe]

the fact that anti-vaxx use the "i don't want my child getting autism" is hilarious to me, as i'm autistic and you cannot "catch" autism. its not a disease. it will never have a cure. it's something you're born with. and it's not bad either. i'd much rather be autistic than neuro-typical. edit: spelling

[@stankobarabata2406]

You're talking about soccer moms who'd more readily believe clickbait articles and facebook posts by other soccer moms than doctors and official media which usually has no reason to lie about things like this. We may find some treatment for autism in the future, but stupidity will be the one disease we will never get rid of. Mostly because parents don't bother educating their kids anymore.

[@decietfuldolphin986]

@@stankobarabata2406 autism is not a thing that needs to be fixed don’t say “treatment for autism” please

[@stankobarabata2406]

@@decietfuldolphin986 Oh? And why doesn't it?

[@HiddenObject98]

Id rather have autism over what I got, being autistic would be an improvement

[@bloodrime]

@@stankobarabata2406 because we are born this way?? just like how you are born black or white

[@theupsidedownbear4622]

Mom: I would rather have my child be dead then have autism How disrespectful is that to autistic people

[@lilacpen8678]

My science teacher (absolutely hilarious man, but I digress) once spent almost an entire hour cracking anti-vax jokes, finishing it off with "Vaccines don't cause autism, autism causes vaccines" and that, kids, is what cemented him as my second favourite teacher.

[@ditzed5212]

now i want to know what topped that

[@GrizzleyBearington]

As do I.

[@squiggles6861]

Lavender Ink who topped that good sir

[@OkthenBi]

Dorime

[@greentruthful1968]

Why was the 1 1/2 year old anti-vaxx kid crying? Midlife crisis.

[@ltore1]

GreenTruthful damn this is gold😂

[@helRAEzzzer]

Oh fuck! I laughed more than appropriate at this!😂😂😂 EDIT: I feel like such a bitch, cuz I honestly worry like crazy about these poor kids, but FUCK that's a good joke!

[@Bruh-hn1xi]

Oooohhhhhh

[@splattim3180]

Key word being "Midlife".

[@thegreatape170]

OOF

[@jamesnewton8804]

I have 3 kids and they are absolutely fit without vaccine. Edit: 2 kids Edit: 1 kid

[@nazoryt5546]

Edit: -30 kids

[@georgek4416]

lol, I would like this if it was not copied.

[@Shitpost_xd-qc5cg]

Edit: 0 kids

[@Grodycell]

George K Lol ever heard of the coincidence of two people having the same idea

[@theautisticartist9370]

Is your one kid still alive? Or did he die?

[@CocoTheMii]

Dan: "I was also vaccinated against being a loser." Rhianna, without hesitation: "Clearly didn't work." JESUS CHRIST RHIANNA, CALM DOWN

[@ediuce3113]

unvaxxined child: "when I grow up... " Anti-Vaxx mom: "I gotta stop you right there"

[@bruh-cp2nq]

Edi Wonenberg stolen

[@mochasugar6523]

Edi Wonenberg “stoopid, I won’t let you get the CHANCE”

[@nia232]

"unvaxxined" isn't even a word.

[@ariesgrill4999]

oml

[@simonwest9450]

How do anti-vax parents celebrate their child’s 5th birthday? By placing flowers on their grave

[@awkwardbaggage3987]

"Measles are harmless." Ah yes, those 20.4+ million people that had measles and died must've just been coincidental... Of course

[@rena8215]

An anti-vax would say those deaths are lies

[@user-sh9ww1yk1y]

@@rena8215 pff population control

[@barbaro267]

And we get vaccinated for other "harmless" stuff, like rubella. Never mind the fact that it can cause deafness and stuff. Some people are born deaf, so it's natural. There's even Deaf schools to send my kids to if it comes to that! OMGSH could you imagine if someone actually had this argument for anti-vaccine?

[@rena8215]

@@barbaro267 There probably is someone

[@ticalion6652]

Can you cite some sources? No? I didn't think so.

[@magistercat4126]

I'm a antivax family with 5 healthy children Edit: 4 healthy children Edit: 3 healthy children Edit: 2 healthy children Edit: 1 healthy child

[@rolandshelley5165]

How's your last healthy child doing?

[@apollo4294]

Roland Shelley dead

[@loganxavier]

Lmao I love this joke so much.

[@mr.walter6973]

I like garfield

[@RandomPerson-ku4et]

Did you intentionly copie the joke?

[@thesleepiestkitty]

I'm autistic. Everytime I get a vaccine I say, "Level up!"

[@J_Damico_Arts]

Things that never get old: -dark humor -antivaxx kids

[@eggylilthing]

W A I T --

[@FA-yi1vt]

Z O I N K S

[@derkommissar4986]

Y O U D I N G L E B E R R Y

[@mcdhonalz9004]

Teach me how to tell a knee slapper like that

[@axelane_7007]

thats untrue, the common thing with dark hunor and anti vaxx kids is that they die out to fast

[@neevearm7935]

I wasn’t vaxed till i was four bc my mum thought it would cause autism. I was diagnosed with autism and then i got vaccinations against everything by my nan. Thanks nan

[@CORBS_04]

You have a good nan😊

[@GuakstickLabs]

Your nan is the real MVP.

[@cryptiidcrow4967]

your nan is awesome

[@tinyelephant2104]

your nan is the best nan. everyone thank his nan

[@YoloMerra]

Thanks nan

[@dakzougan4046]

6:46 I’m sorry did Dan just say Cards against Humanity is a kids game?

[@deaddave9739]

Zach Dougan yup, not even close

[@zombiiwar1327]

Why of course it is.

[@sumspartan8396]

Ye

[@mrflibble1259]

Doesn't it literally have 17+ on the box?

[@tomboomeronacrv]

@@mrflibble1259 indeed it does I dont think Dan's played it

[@deletedaccount525]

she isn't advanced for her age if she is already middle-aged

[@hungryburger1170]

Middle aged is a good RNG roll.

[@maxfaleyev1590]

Unvaccinated kid: **dies of measles** Antivax mom: It's that damn phone!

[@comettitun8087]

look up the last childhood measles death in ur country

[@chrisjt86]

Taki from Soul Calibur was quite hot

[@jaybg1972]

comett itun measles started yesterday in my state (only one person)

[@MiguelRodriguez-nc3ym]

You was at 399 so took you up a notch

[@agentblackbird9435]

Its that dang Call of Duty!

[@evaristegalois6282]

God: “Let there be ants” Ants: “Vaccines are bad” God: “Let there be ant eaters”

[@retard5430]

Evariste Galois Gods a myth

[@AtlaniBonita]

@@retard5430 LMAO

[@dixinormus8522]

Samuel original ea? More like, e gay

[@lukess.s]

@Jan Jappie oof

[@ohav3893]

@@gabenewell6017 but fortnite sucks

[@sonofconnaught2945]

8:43 The reason the girl is so advanced is because her body realises it is about to die so it just gonna rush through growth.

[@thescarletking8466]

SPEEDRUN, BABY! S P E E D R U N !

[@gummybeast6343]

I just realized how brilliant the transitions are: George makes the autism joke & the next post is about autism, Dan brings back measles & the next post is about measles, Charlie is antivaxx and rest of the video is about him Brilliant

[@Nullium_MiM]

that person who converted their friends is example of the problem.

[@MonochromeTrouble]

If you allow yourself to be converted, you're the problem.

[@piper964]

99% sure they just said it so she'd fuck off

[@brandymcnamee9936]

More like r/thathappened.

[@pyajamabottoms8792]

enter the null that whole story definitely didn’t happen to them tho lol

[@thatelectropig8678]

Exactly

[@thecrystaltide3757]

measles is BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[@barbaro267]

I haven't had anything but flu-infected bread for three stinkin' days!

[@chistosquisto9079]

Antivax Mom: *doesn’t vaccinate kids* Measles: “What about them? They’re f r e s h”

[@amatsukiko]

In Berlin, they unironically brought back the measles outbreak

[@backoffpeer]

ME : *Walks outside once during February* Thousands of deadly diseases : *Its free real estate*

[@ApatiteSupernova46]

Measles- It’s What’s For Dinner!

[@_Lobster_]

When you finally move out of your crazy anti-vaxx moms house "Looks like *preventable illnesses* are *Off* the menu, boys!"

[@noahhaugen675]

SkullGamer 35 Like the child of an anti-vaxx would become old enough to move out

[@hungryburger1170]

You moved out of the house and into the dirt.

[@akhylla_2671]

8:48 she's so congitive... SHE'S UNVACCINATED, SHE'S GOING THROUGH MIDDLE-AGE CRISIS-

[@CyprusHartford]

"Some very light crackling..."

[@AxxLAfriku]

Every time I comment somewhere, people always tell me how much they adore and love me. Do you love me, CHATTY MATTY?

[@joachimmacdonald2702]

Chatty Matty fuck I can’t like this comment because it has 69 likes and I don’t want to upset order in the universe

[@AtlaniBonita]

@@AxxLAfriku Fuck off nobody loves you, you aren't special enough to be talked about

[@_________6734]

@@AtlaniBonita Jesus man the fuck? Salty much? You could've said that without sounding lie a prick. I don't want beef or anything.

[@yeleyfan18]

Look, a Denny Hamlin fan.

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

My self esteem is lower than anti vax kids lifespan

[@feralchangeling97]

Their parents are kremitting genealogical suicide.

[@darke5440]

How can it be less than 0...?

[@captainhook4258]

@@feralchangeling97 that was so close to being an r/woosh on my end 😂 Great joke

[@bleunight9199]

Hell, yours must be really REALLY low then?

[@fluffyhusky9120]

So it's non-existent?

[@zaffron6032]

Karens: Vaccines are making kids unhealthy they are unnatural. COVID-19 : "Hold My Beer"

[@CaffeinatedDinosaur]

COVID-19 vaccine: “Sure sure”

[@mr.cauliflower3536]

Why? Ok, I'll hold it. Ok, so you didn't kill anybody, were an excuse for the government to make us wear masks, and thus control us, bc they already control the whole of the internet which I don't plan on protesting. So what is it that you wanted me to show? Lol no i won't get vaccine, are you stupid or something?

[@ninjaked1265]

@@mr.cauliflower3536 thousands have died from the virus

[@somemusicnerd637]

I love that they felt the need to put a warning about audio issues with the microphones on a Soothouse video

[@quisquose2047]

"She's now 3- *DEAD* and I'm ready to put her in the grave" Rhianna - 2019

[@twinkletwinklelittleyuuga8206]

Lmao

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

This comment is no longer relevant

[@ilovelife8959]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 hurricat got it right the first time

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

@@ilovelife8959 It's edited, therefore my previous comment is irrelevant

[@ilovelife8959]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 ok

[@KillertoxinVA]

Kid: *crying* Mom: why is Tommy crying? Doctor: are you anti vaxx Mom: yes Doctor: how old is he Mom: 1 and a half Doctor: hes going through his midlife crisis

[@uziedgegameing5324]

Killertoxin Gamer oh lord xD

[@mickeyfcsmbw]

That's dark yet funny. Noice

[@Jacob_frye]

Underrated 😂😂😂😂😂

[@slimeypiston574]

@Badog98 How do you know it's copied?

[@wunderb4r557]

Hahahahahaha

[@shadowpanther298]

Bro Autistic Redditors are quite possibly the funniest roasters of all time. They can just demolish people in a sentence.

[@prestonhammond2451]

Other channels: this is a joke Soothouse: *IT ONLY COST A THIRD OF EUROPE*

[@hungryburger1170]

Rookie numbers.

[@TheDendran]

Antivaxx-jokes are like antivaxx-children *They never get old*

[@jsdjsiv9401]

Dendran Gardner *but at one point they will die*

[@sumspartan8396]

Jesus

[@410Here]

Exactly, they just die

[@vertex8863]

Dadas tuschh nice one lad

[@EmeraldHero]

ooh, is it my turn to copy this joke?

[@firstarsch2221]

*When you find out the kid who has been bullying you is unvaccinated, so you sneeze in his lunchbox*

[@thinkaboutit4715]

Genius

[@Breadstixxistaken]

My man you are genius!

[@1AMdoesSomething]

Six Petrified Trees How would a dead kid even be able to bully you?

[@acrux1918]

*MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS*

[@redsauce9135]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@charlieslegs9487]

Being born into an antivaxx family is like a free trial of being alive

[@RunOut25]

Yeah, you gotta gain enough money to get vaccines before 3 or you have to restary

[@tsk961]

"first off, I think she's lying because anti-vax kids don't last over three." The truth

[@hi-nw7qy]

Getting offended by a card in "Cards Against Humanity" is like getting mad that a doctor gave your kid a measles vaccine.

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

Or getting triggered by anything 'cause you're a feminist.

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

Shut up NPC.

[@hi-nw7qy]

@@CybernikTheHedgehog Wait is that aimed towards me or?

[@NebulatheZorua]

@@CybernikTheHedgehog Except.. He's mocking you, he's calling you an NPC. Not all feminists are pieces of shit, just the ones on Tumblr.

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

@Drahazar Not even those on Tumblr, most of them are sensitive pieces of shit, I lost count of how many of them were sensitive pricks only on Twitter and real life footage alone.

[@alfie7381]

this video lasted longer than the kids

[@AAAAAA23485]

Oof

[@warmbeer6282]

boom

[@mechabroski9993]

"i want to speak to someone who is experienced on the matter." ahhhh yes, so you go to Facebook.

[@lime_lorelei]

red: dan orange: matt yellow: jack green: david blue: charlie magenta: george pink: rhianna gray: wilbur

[@1caaru5]

_This really makes me want to sneeze into an anti vaxxers toothbrush_

[@alexpilon340]

When your bully isn't vaccinated so you sneeze in his lunchbox.

[@AAAAAA23485]

@@alexpilon340 Chill down there satan

[@Chickenbone263]

How do you sneeze into a toothbrush unless yours has got a mini compartment

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

@@alexpilon340 Stab thrm with a rusty nail

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

No *YOU STAB THEM WITH A RUSTY NAIL!*

[@Phantom_2524]

Anti-vaxx mom: *Doesn’t vaccinate her children.* Her children: *Died because of Polio and Measles.* Anti-vaxx mom: This is beyond science.

[@adviktoriam6092]

or Anti-vaxx mom: The goverment is behind this!

[@leek.3671]

Anti-vaxx mom: It was somehow the Government

[@puggles9141]

Anti-vaxx mom: *suprised pikachu face*

[@Noble-Nova]

Anti-vaxx mom: Let me go get my essential oils

[@CommanderNissan]

Anti vax mom: “My children died because of complications due to vaccinations! Where on the stupidity scale would you place me?!”

[@ragaire63]

6:45 Ah yes, Cards Against Humanity, the perfect children's card game, featuring poor life choices and a windmill full of dead corpses.

[@thescarletking8466]

I'm sorry, but please explain the windmill.

[@ragaire63]

@@thescarletking8466 "Poor Life Choices" and "a windmill full of dead corpses" are cards in that game. As for the story of how the windmill was filled with dead corpses, the answer is up to you.

[@hungryburger1170]

As opposed to a windmill full of living corpses?

[@burnv664]

In my opinion, not vaccinating your child should legally be considered a form of child abuse and parents who don’t vaccinate their child should have them taken away and adopted by intelligent people

[@ironicivan4928]

Same you are right! It's like drunk driving where not only you put yourself in danger others are in danger too it's sad

[@randomfemal]

Agree, but then you would be dealing with American's *RiGhTs* and that would never fly. There are people who are pro-vaccination, but see it as a freedom of choice. These people are why there would be no change. Because politicians would never actively ban it because people would see it as forcing an action that they /should/ have a right to choose. Comes down to people's beliefs in freedom of choice and what it means and what they want. I like the seatbelt example to go against this, but then there are anti-maskers..

[@nyoodmono4681]

You are a tool and involuntary fascist

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Fun fact: Most antivax people were vaccinated, and that’s the reason they’re still alive to have kids

[@LaserBread]

America is filled with dipshits.

[@Nova-jj6ov]

She's so smart for her age, no she just gonna learn fast since she only has so long to live.

[@dsadsa726]

oof

[@GuakstickLabs]

Gotta get smart before you get dead.

[@equaius893]

gonna have a midlife crisis soon

[@CullenBoyer]

"being autistic isn't all that bad compared to being an idiot" fucking legend

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Am autistic, can confirm.

[@garthvader9916]

The one stage of vaccine awareness: 1. Vaccines are safe and effective. Done. Fixed it for you. 😁😊

[@RenaissanceWaffle]

1. Vaccines are evil and cause your legs to turn into snakes 2. Vaccines are pretty neat, I’ll get some to protect myself 3. Hey bro I just cooked up a Covid vaccine in the lab

[@your_mothers_wifi9958]

“she’s now DEAD and i’m ready to put her in the GRAVE” i died

[@orcashadow8989]

"Super cognitive 16 month old baby" sure didn't inherit the brain of her mother, how lucky!

[@avarice1186]

too bad the baby won't keep it for more than 3 years

[@Blewlongmun]

I sure hope it's cognitive, it's already lived 3/4 of it's life.

[@ValentineC137]

You gotta grow up fast when you only live to 3

[@sbp4215]

It's so sad, because she probably has such a bright future ahead of her, and her own damn mother might take that away. 👶🔫💁‍♀️

[@dankeykang8243]

I was vaccinated as a child and can confirm that I'm now attracted to ninjas.

[@siskclockwork2474]

Who isn't XD Ninjas are awesome~!

[@zolotayazima8351]

Why doesn't your comment have more likes?? *A round of applause is in order

[@rocksolid4597]

"I've broken up with some girls...some guys, you kno-"

[@seantaggart7382]

@@alexpilon340 He's.that guy on fortnight or am i wrong either way i HATe fortnight

[@benzorabidbilly]

I'm a certified ninja, and I approve this message

[@VantaDraws]

It’s fine to question whatever medicine you want, so long as it only affects YOU. Once you start putting your children in danger, then it’s a problem

[@silverbronzeee]

"I need to speak with someone with experience." well I don't think you're gonna find much experience on facebook

[@Saad-ih3ys]

Things that never get old: Anti-vaxx jokes Anti-vaxx kids

[@jefftheantisocialpiano3645]

Deppresso if you really think about it over half of the worlds jokes are stolen.

[@owl3752]

SyNtAx error

[@laya8880]

@Deppresso O h g o l l y it's the joke police, you're found out Saad, better go on the run. Watch out for them l a w l m e n

[@isaiahtheraccoon8928]

fun fact! my mother refused to vaccinate me for literally years of my life and I am extremely lucky not to have died in childhood. (I got vaccinated on my own when I was old enough to consent to medical treatment without parental permission)

[@leek.3671]

Wow! Good on you for being smarter!

[@mikhailbirbovski6059]

RESTORATION 1000

[@latenightspaghetti7952]

You’re one step ahead of me comrade.

[@isaiahtheraccoon8928]

dude that super sucks. glad that you're so close to being able to though! just a little more to wait through@charcoal man l

[@Aetherian1]

"Technically you won't die for not being vaccinated, since your body does that automatically. But anti-vaxxers probably would have higher chance of catching a disease." Not quite, you catch the disease either way but if you're immune already your body shuts the infection down in a matter of hours. If you're not it has to recognise first that you are infected, then what the infection is, then a suitable antibody for it, then produce it in significant enough quantities to shut down the significantly advanced infection, then you're immune. The difference is important in that most ebola cases developed antibodies by the time of death, but by that point there were too many individual copies of the virus for the body to destroy when each antibody can only bind to one. However, any survivors of ebola or those who received a successful vaccine would then be immune. Infectious diseases are a race between the body and the pathogen, "immunity" just gives you a giant head start. "Technically you won't die for not being vaccinated" Tell that to the rabies vaccine, the only effective treatment for a disease 16 people have ever survived after symptoms appeared. This vaccine, when administered immediately upon contact, prevents a full scale infection in 100% of cases.

[@subbieway]

I feel like my brain didn’t register that tone tags have existed for probably a while so my mind started buffering when I saw “nooooooo /s” in one of the captions

[@Catnippy]

4:28 considering this video came out over a year ago, there's a pretty good chance that they're just making fun of a dead kid here lmfao

[@mcboyfighter1580]

When you find out that your Bully’s mother is anti-vaccine so you sneeze on him and he dies 😎 Edit: Well that’s a lot of likes... Thanks

[@2004]

When the anti vax kid is talking shit so you stab them with a rusty nail

[@miasmi4422]

When the anti-vax kid says he'll be more successful than you in the future so you piss in his lunch and he dies

[@rhae8455]

😎

[@equaius893]

@@2004 we won't be seeing him again

[@Samstar369]

DOAMA *_Bio-terrorism need to come back_* *We must provoke Natural Selection and let man do the rest by ending the weak minded* Jk jk don’t actually cause their death

[@dfred5159]

I am anti Vax but the problem is I can’t play fortnite cause I’m currently deceased and typing this in the grave thanks to measles and 3 other terminal illnesses.

[@heroslippy6666]

your terminal illness is fortnite, measles didn't kill you

[@EliteSoldier-zo8gk]

this fucking comment got me crying in laughter XD

[@Cosmo_Samoyed]

Reading this gave me brain tumors

[@bllo4103]

DanThuhMan you can stay in the grave with your polio

[@helRAEzzzer]

I think I may need a nap. I genuinely can't tell if this is an anti-vaxxer saying pro-vaxxers overreact about deadly illnesses or if this is a pro-vaxxer saying anti-vaxxers don't understand the severity of the illnesses vaccines are used to combat. The only thing I can tell is its satirical in tone.... 😂

[@Nanomaroni]

My Doctor always told me: „You don’t need to vaccinate your children, only the ones you love.“

[@theinfinit1529]

Scientologist and anti-vaxxers are two of the craziest people out there

[@cameronhuff5170]

Well at least scientology doesnt make you believe something from a pot dream, like 'flat earth' or 'god created everything'. Im not a scientologist and im not at all religious, but if i had to choose a relogion - that would be it

[@theinfinit1529]

@@cameronhuff5170 do you know the story of scientology?

[@craigpaterson526]

@@theinfinit1529 I don't think scientology is any more crazy than Christianity, where a man who was born from a virgin walked on water, multiplied food, turned water into wine and died and came back to life

[@FeedMeSalt]

My school had a meezels epidemic. Only 13 kids out of almost 900 were affected. Only one of them was vaccinated. The parents came together and tried to sue the school board for endangerment. TLDR one of them lost custody after attention was brought to her home, it was horrible. The others lost and got to split the bill. Idk what the bill was. But they paid it. You would think kids would tease you about this kinda thing but no. Litteraly no one thought it was a joke or worth making fun of. They just straight up avoided those kids untill we had a nurse come in and vaccinate the kids. Two mothers came back that same week and drew a a huge group of kids by screaming about their children being vaccinated against their wishes. Their kids were 16 and 18 and chose to on their own. One of the mothers left in a fucking squad car. Mentally unhinged.

[@unknownbyself]

That's a fucked up story man.

[@somedesertdude1308]

What a lovely story

[@zaroko8105]

amazing

[@aapjew18]

That's not how you use TLDR

[@jaylawrence8673]

At least they eventually got vaccinated

[@thetman0068]

You ever wonder if we're just a game of Plague Inc. on easy mode?

[@JC-je6yn]

Yes

[@enderkatze6129]

No,must be hard,otherwise we'd all already be Dead.The Antivaxxers are Just there to Not make it be too hard.

[@JC-je6yn]

Like a mix between normal & brutal

[@nicoleboudreau2646]

guess I should move to Greenland before they shut down their port

[@JC-je6yn]

*Greenland

[@phroged2255]

3:06 The plague is a FRICKIN BACTERIA

[@airqx2808]

bacterium*

[@PENTAGONEARTH]

Penis capsules are incapable of generating interesting ideas

[@JustJamesNotJerry]

I love it when people decide to believe conspiracy theories instead of proven factual information.

[@VincentVanJoYT]

like #roundearth no one says that

[@yeezyboiz4790]

1900's:Wow science is so cool it's helping us pro long our lives. 2000's: All science is lies and crystals are the real reason we live so long.

[@Reshi9984]

ash is unvaccinated. you can tell cause the bullets just go through her tumors and she cant feel it

[@iug5672]

@@Reshi9984 to be fair, anti-vax movements started in the early 1900s if I recall correctly. You know, when not everyone was educated and mostly were poor farmers that had 5 to 10 children to increase the chance that one member of the family would still be alive...

[@crabgal]

It's actually very sad that there's an entire population of people who are against modern medicine. We're supposed to evolve, not devolve

[@barbaro267]

People don't trust modern medicine. They see all the synthetic chemicals as "unnatural", despite the fact that a lot of the stuff they take for granted (shampoo, botox, general anesthesia, etc) is all unnatural. They cherry pick what they mistrust because it makes them feel special to "stick it to the Man".

[@avi8aviate]

@@barbaro267 Yeah, saying something is unnatural is like saying pizza isn't a food.

[@gibhib]

@@ariesgrill4999 Well considering most people aren't mass murderers and that doctors spend 8-12 years in medical school (as well as a probable background check), I'm fairly sure that *they aren't gonna fucking kill you*

[@nikosrnec]

@@ariesgrill4999 Thats some next level paranoia right there. I mean why even go outside then? Some random car driver might go into a spontaneous rage and just run you over because he feels like it.

[@nesss99]

Don't blame them for being retarded on first place

[@gommyboi380]

Me a free thinker able to see through the lies of the senate: the republic must’ve caused a sith outbreak to cause panic in the council

[@jamesambrosini2860]

Ah yes, my favorite family friendly card game, Cards Against Humanity.

[@JaredGrillo]

Anti-Vax moms be like *Sicko Mode*

[@Minty_Mentos_]

Nice

[@lunatheluma3804]

Jared Grillo anti van moms must not have had anti fax moms if you think about it

[@unbanquackityishot327]

148 likes in under 1 hour, 7 likes under 10 seconds.

[@beachballssideaccount]

Pro-vaxxers: Sweet Victory

[@Minty_Mentos_]

@@lunatheluma3804 MOMS AGAINST VANS

[@summersky7610]

Why is nobody talking about the fact that he called cards against humanity a "children's game"

[@jordankasaur7340]

Fyi there are kid friendly version of card against humanity now but yea the originals are not kid friendly lol

[@aidenconway9087]

@Keldon Cook nice

[@kedarunzi9139]

Depends on what you see as a kid

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

You don't end the world on a daily basis???

[@summersky7610]

@@jordankasaur7340 Ohhh okay cool I didn't know that

[@DiegoTheRebel]

**baby is born** "Your baby needs his shots" "Hell yeah, it's his fucking birthday"

[@Pmotd_]

A bit late, but as an autistic 14 year old, I don’t mind being autistic either. It’s not as bad as it seems. It just sickens me that some people would go out of their way to say that vaccines can cause mental disorders such as Autism.

[@tiffanyh629]

I once took care of a patient who told me she lost use of her legs bc of polio. She advocated for vaccines. A generation later and we're boycotting vaccines, wow.

[@connorperkins2686]

2001: hey kid want some candy 2019: hey kid want some vaccines

[@regsolos]

18 years later and we downgraded so much

[@romantic_hippie]

So original

[@quarans08]

PLEASE give us vaccines. We need them the most right now

[@georgek4416]

@@regsolos :D

[@georgek4416]

The only original joke on his comment section.

[@cadenceolivia6304]

im two years late but anti vax jokes Never get old just like their kids

[@No-is2cj]

that hit me harder than a truck to the face god damn

[@westdekota5935]

Underrated 🤣🤣

[@athenamuldrow1664]

3:45 was so perfectly on-brand I'm almost surprised that it wasn't in the original Shithead video

[@crap1521]

Y’all just gonna ignore how they called Cards Against Humanity a “children’s card game”?

[@TheLiquidSpoon74]

yes

[@apollo4294]

The Normie Cleanser it’s a game for all ages

[@emersonvazquezzepeda2556]

Yeah, it's pretty much like yugioh

[@EpicCherryGaming]

@@apollo4294 then explain the card "Two midgets shitting in a bucket"

[@user-gj5oc4mt8g]

@@EpicCherryGaming Totally normal.

[@FA-yi1vt]

When your anti-vax friend turns 3 *Goodbye old friend*

[@low--]

*old* friend

[@captainzao791]

*young

[@justin5600]

@@captainzao791 3 is old for anti-vax kids

[@bigoof7614]

Ha-

[@austin2787]

When a unvaxxed kid lives to 5 *Visible confusion*

[@severalcakes3267]

Looks like measles is back on the menu, boys!

[@tatogod3573]

"Of a children's card game." Someone hasn't played CAH...