Crazy Anti-Vaxx Mothers

[@Waxican]

Parent: what do you want to be when you grow up Billy? Unvaxxed kid: ....alive....

[@florbingo9871]

Parent: *_NOPE!_*

[@EhrenCG]

Billy, you need to get over this midlife crisis shit!

[@pi840]

Denied!

[@inkcloud711]

Why is the unvaxxed kid answering for billy?

[@Waxican]

@@inkcloud711 I just Billy as a generic kid name, not that the kid's name is necessarily Billy.

[@eman6784]

1945: teen sneaks out to drink 1990: teen sneaks out to smoke weed 2019: teen sneaks out to get vaccine

[@benjamator6700]

You know non vaxxed kids dont make it past 3

[@leonmayne797]

1985: Teen sneaks out to dance.

[@jordanvroon7400]

@Cotton_Cat 23 2 years old, you got a solid year left

[@terrytaylor7036]

@Cotton_Cat 23 a ghost

[@terrytaylor7036]

@Cotton_Cat 23 he would have to have quite the head to accomplish that, ghost

[@Thandon]

Did you know?: A left handed test taker is more likely to finish their test faster than a child who *died because they weren't vaccinated*

[@Suicide_is_cute]

The more you know

[@kxdxn6388]

Now that's facts

[@nazoryt5546]

Some anti vaxxers are gonna come on here and start some shit about not making fun about anti vaxxers because they think there smart

[@Thandon]

@@nazoryt5546 well I'm already at 112 likes right now sooo

[@Thandon]

@Isaac Wrzesinski you're damn right

[@erenyeager3829]

"It oNlY cOsT a tHiRd oF euRope!" I died at that

[@mini5701]

So did a thirth of europe

[@DeletedTroll]

@@mini5701 What a plot twist

[@j-c4997]

Ketamine and Communism 😳

[@DamiemBlorp]

LOL i live in the netherlands

[@maaike4]

@@DamiemBlorp same

[@maiimirr9747]

That 16 month old baby probably seemed so cognitive because it had already experienced one third of it's life

[@nal9398]

OR A 1 YEAR OLD BABY JUST SAYING, YOU DONT NEED TO SAY THE MONTHS JUST SAY ITS 1 YEAR OLD. OH YEAH IM 59 MONTHS OLD HOW OLD ARE YOU?

[@NutBreadMSMC]

ok How are you 4 years old?

[@oxaile4021]

@@nal9398 ^this. I might as well call myself 254 month old to avoid confusion.

[@littl3evee]

Oh my gosh

[@nal9398]

@@NutBreadMSMC not bad, you?

[@jukeincorporated]

Anti Vaxx people should be a buff in plague inc

[@irodsalt6490]

You are a genius

[@zonalklism]

They are in some scenarios.

[@StellaStarfall]

TatorTot 273 Already is.

[@lunapyrope9683]

"Science Denial" happens in some scenarios

[@lotus7781]

TatorTot 273 there is an anti-science scenario

[@Kardia_of_Rhodes]

*Anti-vaxx memes have lasted longer than anti-vaxx kids.*

[@LEMONZEBRA554]

Heart of Iron RGF this comment needs more likes 😂

[@ToxicSkull0]

Cotton_Cat 23 Thanks to vaccines of course. And if you’re gonna say that you aren’t, then your statement is not gonna last very long...

[@mikeholcomb9013]

R.I.P. antivax kids

[@ege8240]

@Cotton_Cat 23 well your mind looks very dead to me

[@greenmind3488]

Ffs, the fact this is true tho...

[@poppyzsu4541]

funny story: my school was actually the epicenter of the measles epidemic in San Diego because so many moms there were anti-vax

[@wil.d_sage]

Wasn’t there a place around Denver too? Pretty much anywhere middle class hippie soccer moms live

[@justawhiteguywitharocketla590]

You know what Keep being anti vaxx because if you get, we dont have to deal with you

[@thescarletking8466]

Jeez, talk about being G R O U N D Z E R O for a bad day.

[@maroon6555]

True statistic - majority of anti Vaxxers are women

[@jime2568]

Are vaccines not mandatory with no exemption in cali?

[@thestickopia4619]

Unvaccinated kid:Exists Nearly eradicated disease: It's free real estate

[@MegaPompoen]

/Laughs microscopically

[@cendresaphoenix1974]

I'm sad. Like really sad.

[@rosie3747]

Ahh damn I shouldn't be laughing

[@savior7738]

Anti-vaxx kid: *exists* Me: Current Objective: s u r v i v e

[@Jesse-fd5bv]

@@savior7738 doesn't really make sense thought if you're not the antivaxx kid

[@ohyeah3036]

Anti-vax Mom: Look he's saying his last words! Dad: Dont you mean first? Anti-vax Mom: *_last_*

[@joshuazane3210]

5/5 comment. Would upvote again.

[@howmom7512]

Merry Christmas

[@gibustheinfamous]

When you're aware of the cons of being anti-vaxx but insist on being anti-vaxx anyway

[@m-jgomis7195]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dr2d2]

Grabs ak 47 shoots

[@jarinoxborrow6151]

1990: teens sneaking out to get shots 2019: teens sneaking out to get shots

[@VanguardJester]

isn't english beautiful?

[@jojovawindkeeper8244]

Clever parents with their babies*. Unvaccinated don't live long enough to get to their teens mostly

[@Technicalnotdino]

Shot*

[@quinnbrown9297]

Nice job copying someone else’s comment.

[@romantic_hippie]

So original.....

[@adannn]

"Stupidity isn't a virus, but it sure is spreading like one." ~~ Sandy Cheeks

[@user-jn1wm3tb8v]

@Aziri Spongebob.

[@yellobanana6456]

Ah yes the wise words of an underwater squirrel

[@youareoneant]

ah yes, wise words from texan squirrel lady

[@mr_lemonade4230]

trying to reason with flat earthers or antivaxxers is like trying to play chess with a pigeon- no matter how good you are they'll just knock over the pieces and sh*t on the board.

[@junie5105]

1,000th like. i feel accomplished.

[@neevearm7935]

I wasn’t vaxed till i was four bc my mum thought it would cause autism. I was diagnosed with autism and then i got vaccinations against everything by my nan. Thanks nan

[@CORBS_04]

You have a good nan😊

[@GuakstickLabs]

Your nan is the real MVP.

[@cryptiidcrow4967]

your nan is awesome

[@tinyelephant2104]

your nan is the best nan. everyone thank his nan

[@YoloMerra]

Thanks nan

[@awkwardbaggage3987]

"Measles are harmless." Ah yes, those 20.4+ million people that had measles and died must've just been coincidental... Of course

[@rena8215]

An anti-vax would say those deaths are lies

[@user-sh9ww1yk1y]

@@rena8215 pff population control

[@barbaro267]

And we get vaccinated for other "harmless" stuff, like rubella. Never mind the fact that it can cause deafness and stuff. Some people are born deaf, so it's natural. There's even Deaf schools to send my kids to if it comes to that! OMGSH could you imagine if someone actually had this argument for anti-vaccine?

[@rena8215]

@@barbaro267 There probably is someone

[@ticalion6652]

Can you cite some sources? No? I didn't think so.

[@lemin_88]

Kid: I want to live to be 100 years old Anti-vaxx mom:Three take it or leave it

[@msfnxy8930]

Kid: then i’ll leave it

[@lemin_88]

@@msfnxy8930 you got me there

[@dickxonfernando90]

I laugh longer than their child live

[@lemin_88]

@@dickxonfernando90 the kid will be dead by the time the joke dies

[@russianfeline1286]

hi fellow soviet dog

[@mal_3157]

I wasn’t vaccinated until I was like 17, jokes aside I don’t even know I survived getting the flu, because I caught the flu like 2 times a month Parents, vaccinate your kids

[@shadestrider1033]

Australian Dude It’s because of memory cells. Even though you didn’t get vaccinated, you survived the flu once, so you are able to fight it off again. It’s actually the same principles as Vaccines. But Vaccines use a weakened pathogen, so they’re safer

[@c4nn0n17]

@@mal_3157 u outilived ur life

[@pallah0077]

But flu changes every time and if you were vaccinated from flu the chances of getting flu more likely will decrease or you will get better faster after catching it

[@mal_3157]

Allah007 true

[@Adahn99]

The flu is really not that concerning. But you were actually very lucky not getting any other illness more serious than the flu (not that I hope anyone to catch one, even more in these times). Good job thaking the responsibility yourself and vaccinating, luckily there are many anti-vaxx's sons who do the same thing reaching adulthood.

[@theupsidedownbear4622]

Mom: I would rather have my child be dead then have autism How disrespectful is that to autistic people

[@lilacpen8678]

My science teacher (absolutely hilarious man, but I digress) once spent almost an entire hour cracking anti-vax jokes, finishing it off with "Vaccines don't cause autism, autism causes vaccines" and that, kids, is what cemented him as my second favourite teacher.

[@ditzed5212]

now i want to know what topped that

[@GrizzleyBearington]

As do I.

[@squiggles6861]

Lavender Ink who topped that good sir

[@OkthenBi]

Dorime

[@maxfaleyev1590]

Unvaccinated kid: **dies of measles** Antivax mom: It's that damn phone!

[@comettitun8087]

look up the last childhood measles death in ur country

[@chrisjt86]

Taki from Soul Calibur was quite hot

[@jaybg1972]

comett itun measles started yesterday in my state (only one person)

[@MiguelRodriguez-nc3ym]

You was at 399 so took you up a notch

[@agentblackbird9435]

Its that dang Call of Duty!

[@evaristegalois6282]

God: “Let there be ants” Ants: “Vaccines are bad” God: “Let there be ant eaters”

[@retard5430]

Evariste Galois Gods a myth

[@AtlaniBonita]

@@retard5430 LMAO

[@dixinormus8522]

Samuel original ea? More like, e gay

[@lukess.s]

@Jan Jappie oof

[@ohav3893]

@@gabenewell6017 but fortnite sucks

[@sugar-rice]

“You’re not vaccinating my children! I refuse to be tracked by the government!” *pulls out phone*

[@justawhiteguywitharocketla590]

You literally can get live tracking images showing where you are on google maps and are scared of a needle smaller than pencil lead ffs

[@roxanneconner7185]

lol underrated comment

[@cryandruboneout7133]

*has a driver's license*

[@wakawaka666]

*opens facebook*

[@kalginage]

Posts on Facebook

[@memesaremylife7429]

I’m anti-sun because it gave my child sunburn

[@atlas_astroid7198]

Memes Are my life lmao that’s their logic

[@minsurezero6665]

I'm anti gun because I keep shooting myself and it hurts really bad

[@agrobabb4943]

I am anti breathing system because I have a soar throat

[@michaelholtz599]

I'm fast-food because I heard of this think called choking! It turns out that it can actually kill you! I've decided to just not give my kids any food at all for their sake.

[@rowboat_3464]

@@minsurezero6665 im crying 😂🤣😂

[@ethanbozzay2534]

Measles: sees anti-vax parent Measles: tHe seRveRs arE bAck onLinE!

[@jeremypedersen6894]

Measles: its free real estate

[@tyler89557]

Measles: It's an all you can eat buffet!

[@shanesshenanigans6067]

Bartenders : Anti vax mums: 🤜🤛 Both not giving shots to kids

[@kaeyasimp3918]

ive seen that before :')

[@Karen-bc6ym]

Ima proud antivax mom of 2 kids they died though

[@Sughrinihil]

Most bartenders around here are willing to give shots to preteens, though. Heh... it's sad.

[@tahamohammad1741]

Karen go ruin some cashiers life not ours!

[@painfulguess9429]

@@Karen-bc6ym oh no SHES HERE- (is joke, dont wanna be wooshed-

[@Kagamine-Len-]

“Harmless childhood illness” Measles: **Has a 10 percent chance of death if it reaches the brain in adults**

[@BBQLOVER65]

measles is harmless to the people in this video, so they think its harmless to their kids too

[@burnv06]

30% if it reaches the brain in children i think. Also even if you don’t die, the brain will be permanently damaged

[@greentruthful1968]

Why was the 1 1/2 year old anti-vaxx kid crying? Midlife crisis.

[@ltore1]

GreenTruthful damn this is gold😂

[@helRAEzzzer]

Oh fuck! I laughed more than appropriate at this!😂😂😂 EDIT: I feel like such a bitch, cuz I honestly worry like crazy about these poor kids, but FUCK that's a good joke!

[@Bruh-hn1xi]

Oooohhhhhh

[@splattim3180]

Key word being "Midlife".

[@thegreatape170]

OOF

[@CyprusHartford]

"Some very light crackling..."

[@AxxLAfriku]

Every time I comment somewhere, people always tell me how much they adore and love me. Do you love me, CHATTY MATTY?

[@joachimmacdonald2702]

Chatty Matty fuck I can’t like this comment because it has 69 likes and I don’t want to upset order in the universe

[@AtlaniBonita]

@@AxxLAfriku Fuck off nobody loves you, you aren't special enough to be talked about

[@elleia8025]

@@AtlaniBonita Jesus man the fuck? Salty much? You could've said that without sounding lie a prick. I don't want beef or anything.

[@yeleyfan18]

Look, a Denny Hamlin fan.

[@J_Damico_Arts]

Things that never get old: -dark humor -antivaxx kids

[@amiyahbird1]

W A I T --

[@FA-yi1vt]

Z O I N K S

[@derkommissar4986]

Y O U D I N G L E B E R R Y

[@mcdhonalz9004]

Teach me how to tell a knee slapper like that

[@axelane_7007]

thats untrue, the common thing with dark hunor and anti vaxx kids is that they die out to fast

[@MichaelWilliams-tw7ft]

“Polio was relatively harmless before vaccines” Thinks of the guy who’s the last person being supported by a iron lung because of having polio before the vaccine 😅

[@maryjayne9700]

My aunt suffered from polio. She was born in 1940 - so unfortunately a bit too early - had to take her mobile respirator everywhere and couldn't walk well ... I wanna punch these anti-vaxxers in the face when I read their bs! 😅

[@DIHVLD]

@@maryjayne9700 Punch them? Bruh i wish natural selection would hurry up and make ‘em drop dead. The world has enough dumbasses in it already.. *cough* fLaT eArThErS *cough*

[@justawhiteguywitharocketla590]

You know polio was so harmless it actually made you stop breathing. HARMLESS AM I RIGHT?

[@julieworsley5048]

Bullshit and you know it Polio before the vaccine was invented paralysed people your talking outta your arse

[@nyoodmono4681]

All these cripled children, it was not polio, it was the vaccines

[@Topsyy]

I’m the happy father of 5 kids and none are vaccinated! Edit: 4 Kids Edit: 2 Kids.

[@ryawhite2103]

Edit: Oof

[@TheCabalOnMars]

Oi, I would reccomend editing it so it says (edited) at the top. Makes the joke hit a bit better.

[@eltonrichfromwiisportsreso196]

Edit we're all dead

[@IceMan-qr7br]

Fucking idiot vacant you’re kid

[@yeetyeeted1208]

@@IceMan-qr7br i will just gently r/wooooOOoOOOOOoOOOPooPOOpoOOOOOooOooOOooOoooOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOoOOOOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoooosh

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

My self esteem is lower than anti vax kids lifespan

[@feralchangeling97]

Their parents are kremitting genealogical suicide.

[@darke3537]

How can it be less than 0...?

[@captainhook4258]

@@feralchangeling97 that was so close to being an r/woosh on my end 😂 Great joke

[@bleunight9199]

Hell, yours must be really REALLY low then?

[@fluffyhusky9120]

So it's non-existent?

[@ediuce3113]

unvaxxined child: "when I grow up... " Anti-Vaxx mom: "I gotta stop you right there"

[@bruh-cp2nq]

Edi Wonenberg stolen

[@mochasugar6523]

Edi Wonenberg “stoopid, I won’t let you get the CHANCE”

[@nia232]

"unvaxxined" isn't even a word.

[@ariesgrill4999]

oml

[@simonwest9450]

How do anti-vax parents celebrate their child’s 5th birthday? By placing flowers on their grave

[@jadenlee2042]

As an autistic person, I can confirm that I level up every time I get a vaccine

[@spoon9364]

What level are you at?

[@gamingoflifegamers2547]

Guys i have taken 69 shots and i have 420 level autsim

[@isskull7272]

I've gotten so many vaccines that I've reversed the autism and transformed into a celestial being.

[@audreydimmel6674]

Can confirm! I'm level 666 autism, so now I've acquired the ability to repel ableists, conspiracy theorists, and evangelical fundamentalists!

[@pinkcowqueen]

I have had enough vaccines to level my autism up enough to specialise, so I took the "gifted kid with emotional burnout" sub-class because it seemed popular

[@Nullium_MiM]

that person who converted their friends is example of the problem.

[@MonochromeTrouble]

If you allow yourself to be converted, you're the problem.

[@piper964]

99% sure they just said it so she'd fuck off

[@brandymcnamee9936]

More like r/thathappened.

[@pyajamabottoms8792]

enter the null that whole story definitely didn’t happen to them tho lol

[@thatelectropig8678]

Exactly

[@KillertoxinVA]

Kid: *crying* Mom: why is Tommy crying? Doctor: are you anti vaxx Mom: yes Doctor: how old is he Mom: 1 and a half Doctor: hes going through his midlife crisis

[@uziedgegameing5324]

Killertoxin Gamer oh lord xD

[@mickeyfcsmbw]

That's dark yet funny. Noice

[@Jacob_frye]

Underrated 😂😂😂😂😂

[@slimeypiston574]

@Badog98 How do you know it's copied?

[@wunderb4r557]

Hahahahahaha

[@quisquose2047]

"She's now 3- *DEAD* and I'm ready to put her in the grave" Rhianna - 2019

[@twinkletwinklelittleyuuga8206]

Lmao

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

This comment is no longer relevant

[@ilovelife8959]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 hurricat got it right the first time

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

@@ilovelife8959 It's edited, therefore my previous comment is irrelevant

[@ilovelife8959]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 ok

[@goredCadaver]

My mom didn't vaccinate me at all and I was only vaccinated when I moved to my dad's house when I was 11. Considering whenever I get sick now I don't faint when trying to get out of my bed, not having muscle spasms when I almost fall asleep, I think I'd rather be autistic than half dead like I was.

[@thecrystaltide3757]

measles is BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

[@barbaro267]

I haven't had anything but flu-infected bread for three stinkin' days!

[@chistosquisto9079]

Antivax Mom: *doesn’t vaccinate kids* Measles: “What about them? They’re f r e s h”

[@amatsukiko]

In Berlin, they unironically brought back the measles outbreak

[@backoffpeer]

ME : *Walks outside once during February* Thousands of deadly diseases : *Its free real estate*

[@ApatiteSupernova46]

Measles- It’s What’s For Dinner!

[@TheDendran]

Antivaxx-jokes are like antivaxx-children *They never get old*

[@jsdjsiv9401]

Dendran Gardner *but at one point they will die*

[@sumspartan8396]

Jesus

[@410Here]

Exactly, they just die

[@vertex8863]

Dadas tuschh nice one lad

[@EmeraldHero]

ooh, is it my turn to copy this joke?

[@Nova-jj6ov]

She's so smart for her age, no she just gonna learn fast since she only has so long to live.

[@dsadsa726]

oof

[@GuakstickLabs]

Gotta get smart before you get dead.

[@equaius893]

gonna have a midlife crisis soon

[@joshdawson5201]

Not every parent who doesn’t vaccinate their child is against them. Some people can’t have them, and that’s why herd immunity is so important.

[@theterminal9354]

Yeah its sad

[@Zorro9129]

Likewise, not everyone who is concerned about current vaccines doesn't vaccinate.

[@ianstrijker9576]

but those people that just cant take them for medical reasons are not anti-vax. there is a difference in not getting vaccines and being against vaccines

[@stankobarabata2406]

That's not anti-vaxx. That's being poor / out of reach of healthcare.

[@thescarletking8466]

Yes. People need to know a difference between "Choose not to get vaccine because of 'gOvErNmEnT MaNdAtE AnD GoVeRnMeNt bAeD'" and "Choose not to get a vaccine because they can't". Anti-vaxxers are C O N S T A N T L Y ignited in Hell once for every argument they had about vaccines without realizing their hubris. There's a whole lotta screams nearby the center, but that's none of my problem since I know most of those are Antivaxxers, from every reality and every time.

[@isaiahtheraccoon8928]

fun fact! my mother refused to vaccinate me for literally years of my life and I am extremely lucky not to have died in childhood. (I got vaccinated on my own when I was old enough to consent to medical treatment without parental permission)

[@leek.3671]

Wow! Good on you for being smarter!

[@mikhailbirbovski6059]

RESTORATION 1000

[@latenightspaghetti7952]

You’re one step ahead of me comrade.

[@isaiahtheraccoon8928]

dude that super sucks. glad that you're so close to being able to though! just a little more to wait through@charcoal man l

[@Aetherian1]

"Technically you won't die for not being vaccinated, since your body does that automatically. But anti-vaxxers probably would have higher chance of catching a disease." Not quite, you catch the disease either way but if you're immune already your body shuts the infection down in a matter of hours. If you're not it has to recognise first that you are infected, then what the infection is, then a suitable antibody for it, then produce it in significant enough quantities to shut down the significantly advanced infection, then you're immune. The difference is important in that most ebola cases developed antibodies by the time of death, but by that point there were too many individual copies of the virus for the body to destroy when each antibody can only bind to one. However, any survivors of ebola or those who received a successful vaccine would then be immune. Infectious diseases are a race between the body and the pathogen, "immunity" just gives you a giant head start. "Technically you won't die for not being vaccinated" Tell that to the rabies vaccine, the only effective treatment for a disease 16 people have ever survived after symptoms appeared. This vaccine, when administered immediately upon contact, prevents a full scale infection in 100% of cases.

[@firstarsch2221]

*When you find out the kid who has been bullying you is unvaccinated, so you sneeze in his lunchbox*

[@thinkaboutit4715]

Genius

[@Breadstixxistaken]

My man you are genius!

[@1AMdoesSomething]

Six Petrified Trees How would a dead kid even be able to bully you?

[@acrux1918]

*MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS*

[@redsauce9135]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@alfie7381]

this video lasted longer than the kids

[@AAAAAA23485]

Oof

[@warmbeer2]

boom

[@axtiexe]

the fact that anti-vaxx use the "i don't want my child getting autism" is hilarious to me, as i'm autistic and you cannot "catch" autism. its not a disease. it will never have a cure. it's something you're born with. and it's not bad either. i'd much rather be autistic than neuro-typical. edit: spelling

[@stankobarabata2406]

You're talking about soccer moms who'd more readily believe clickbait articles and facebook posts by other soccer moms than doctors and official media which usually has no reason to lie about things like this. We may find some treatment for autism in the future, but stupidity will be the one disease we will never get rid of. Mostly because parents don't bother educating their kids anymore.

[@decietfuldolphin986]

@@stankobarabata2406 autism is not a thing that needs to be fixed don’t say “treatment for autism” please

[@stankobarabata2406]

@@decietfuldolphin986 Oh? And why doesn't it?

[@HiddenObject98]

Id rather have autism over what I got, being autistic would be an improvement

[@bloodrime]

@@stankobarabata2406 because we are born this way?? just like how you are born black or white

[@hi-nw7qy]

Getting offended by a card in "Cards Against Humanity" is like getting mad that a doctor gave your kid a measles vaccine.

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

Or getting triggered by anything 'cause you're a feminist.

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

Shut up NPC.

[@hi-nw7qy]

@@CybernikTheHedgehog Wait is that aimed towards me or?

[@NebulatheZorua]

@@CybernikTheHedgehog Except.. He's mocking you, he's calling you an NPC. Not all feminists are pieces of shit, just the ones on Tumblr.

[@CybernikTheHedgehog]

@Drahazar Not even those on Tumblr, most of them are sensitive pieces of shit, I lost count of how many of them were sensitive pricks only on Twitter and real life footage alone.

[@dankeykang8243]

I was vaccinated as a child and can confirm that I'm now attracted to ninjas.

[@siskclockwork2474]

Who isn't XD Ninjas are awesome~!

[@zolotayazima8351]

Why doesn't your comment have more likes?? *A round of applause is in order

[@rocksolid4597]

"I've broken up with some girls...some guys, you kno-"

[@seantaggart7382]

@@alexpilon340 He's.that guy on fortnight or am i wrong either way i HATe fortnight

[@aredworldwriter9083]

I confess I was vaccinated and now I'm attracted to pirates

[@1caaru5]

_This really makes me want to sneeze into an anti vaxxers toothbrush_

[@alexpilon340]

When your bully isn't vaccinated so you sneeze in his lunchbox.

[@AAAAAA23485]

@@alexpilon340 Chill down there satan

[@Chickenbone263]

How do you sneeze into a toothbrush unless yours has got a mini compartment

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

@@alexpilon340 Stab thrm with a rusty nail

[@dragonlordthekingofdragons6373]

No *YOU STAB THEM WITH A RUSTY NAIL!*

[@CocoTheMii]

Dan: "I was also vaccinated against being a loser." Rhianna, without hesitation: "Clearly didn't work." JESUS CHRIST RHIANNA, CALM DOWN

[@crabgal]

It's actually very sad that there's an entire population of people who are against modern medicine. We're supposed to evolve, not devolve

[@barbaro267]

People don't trust modern medicine. They see all the synthetic chemicals as "unnatural", despite the fact that a lot of the stuff they take for granted (shampoo, botox, general anesthesia, etc) is all unnatural. They cherry pick what they mistrust because it makes them feel special to "stick it to the Man".

[@avi8aviate]

@@barbaro267 Yeah, saying something is unnatural is like saying pizza isn't a food.

[@gibhib]

@@ariesgrill4999 Well considering most people aren't mass murderers and that doctors spend 8-12 years in medical school (as well as a probable background check), I'm fairly sure that *they aren't gonna fucking kill you*

[@nikosrnec]

@@ariesgrill4999 Thats some next level paranoia right there. I mean why even go outside then? Some random car driver might go into a spontaneous rage and just run you over because he feels like it.

[@nesss99]

Don't blame them for being retarded on first place

[@FeedMeSalt]

My school had a meezels epidemic. Only 13 kids out of almost 900 were affected. Only one of them was vaccinated. The parents came together and tried to sue the school board for endangerment. TLDR one of them lost custody after attention was brought to her home, it was horrible. The others lost and got to split the bill. Idk what the bill was. But they paid it. You would think kids would tease you about this kinda thing but no. Litteraly no one thought it was a joke or worth making fun of. They just straight up avoided those kids untill we had a nurse come in and vaccinate the kids. Two mothers came back that same week and drew a a huge group of kids by screaming about their children being vaccinated against their wishes. Their kids were 16 and 18 and chose to on their own. One of the mothers left in a fucking squad car. Mentally unhinged.

[@unknownbyself]

That's a fucked up story man.

[@somedesertdude1308]

What a lovely story

[@zaroko8105]

amazing

[@aapjew18]

That's not how you use TLDR

[@jaylawrence8673]

At least they eventually got vaccinated

[@dfred5159]

I am anti Vax but the problem is I can’t play fortnite cause I’m currently deceased and typing this in the grave thanks to measles and 3 other terminal illnesses.

[@heroslippy6666]

your terminal illness is fortnite, measles didn't kill you

[@EliteSoldier-zo8gk]

this fucking comment got me crying in laughter XD

[@Cosmo_Samoyed]

Reading this gave me brain tumors

[@b__yoh]

DanThuhMan you can stay in the grave with your polio

[@helRAEzzzer]

I think I may need a nap. I genuinely can't tell if this is an anti-vaxxer saying pro-vaxxers overreact about deadly illnesses or if this is a pro-vaxxer saying anti-vaxxers don't understand the severity of the illnesses vaccines are used to combat. The only thing I can tell is its satirical in tone.... 😂

[@jamesnewton8804]

I have 3 kids and they are absolutely fit without vaccine. Edit: 2 kids Edit: 1 kid

[@nazoryt5546]

Edit: -30 kids

[@georgek4416]

lol, I would like this if it was not copied.

[@Shitpost_xd-qc5cg]

Edit: 0 kids

[@Grodycell]

George K Lol ever heard of the coincidence of two people having the same idea

[@theautisticartist9370]

Is your one kid still alive? Or did he die?

[@connorperkins2686]

2001: hey kid want some candy 2019: hey kid want some vaccines

[@regsolos]

18 years later and we downgraded so much

[@romantic_hippie]

So original

[@quarans08]

PLEASE give us vaccines. We need them the most right now

[@georgek4416]

@@regsolos :D

[@georgek4416]

The only original joke on his comment section.

[@Phantom_2524]

Anti-vaxx mom: *Doesn’t vaccinate her children.* Her children: *Died because of Polio and Measles.* Anti-vaxx mom: This is beyond science.

[@adviktoriam6092]

or Anti-vaxx mom: The goverment is behind this!

[@leek.3671]

Anti-vaxx mom: It was somehow the Government

[@puggles9141]

Anti-vaxx mom: *suprised pikachu face*

[@Noble-Nova]

Anti-vaxx mom: Let me go get my essential oils

[@CommanderNissan]

Anti vax mom: “My children died because of complications due to vaccinations! Where on the stupidity scale would you place me?!”

[@CullenBoyer]

"being autistic isn't all that bad compared to being an idiot" fucking legend

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

Am autistic, can confirm.

[@dakzougan4046]

6:46 I’m sorry did Dan just say Cards against Humanity is a kids game?

[@deaddave9739]

Zach Dougan yup, not even close

[@zombiiwar1327]

Why of course it is.

[@sumspartan8396]

Ye

[@mrflibble1259]

Doesn't it literally have 17+ on the box?

[@tomboomeronacrv]

@@mrflibble1259 indeed it does I dont think Dan's played it

[@thetman0068]

You ever wonder if we're just a game of Plague Inc. on easy mode?

[@healthfoodfajjot]

Yes

[@enderkatze6129]

No,must be hard,otherwise we'd all already be Dead.The Antivaxxers are Just there to Not make it be too hard.

[@healthfoodfajjot]

Like a mix between normal & brutal

[@nicoleboudreau2646]

guess I should move to Greenland before they shut down their port

[@healthfoodfajjot]

*Greenland

[@yeezyboiz4790]

1900's:Wow science is so cool it's helping us pro long our lives. 2000's: All science is lies and crystals are the real reason we live so long.

[@Reshi9984]

ash is unvaccinated. you can tell cause the bullets just go through her tumors and she cant feel it

[@iug5672]

@@Reshi9984 to be fair, anti-vax movements started in the early 1900s if I recall correctly. You know, when not everyone was educated and mostly were poor farmers that had 5 to 10 children to increase the chance that one member of the family would still be alive...

[@orcashadow8989]

"Super cognitive 16 month old baby" sure didn't inherit the brain of her mother, how lucky!

[@avarice1186]

too bad the baby won't keep it for more than 3 years

[@Blewlongmun]

I sure hope it's cognitive, it's already lived 3/4 of it's life.

[@ValentineC137]

You gotta grow up fast when you only live to 3

[@sbp4215]

It's so sad, because she probably has such a bright future ahead of her, and her own damn mother might take that away. 👶🔫💁‍♀️

[@gummybeast6343]

I just realized how brilliant the transitions are: George makes the autism joke & the next post is about autism, Dan brings back measles & the next post is about measles, Charlie is antivaxx and rest of the video is about him Brilliant

[@summersky7610]

Why is nobody talking about the fact that he called cards against humanity a "children's game"

[@jordankasaur7340]

Fyi there are kid friendly version of card against humanity now but yea the originals are not kid friendly lol

[@aidenconway9087]

@Keldon Cook nice

[@kedarunzi9139]

Depends on what you see as a kid

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

You don't end the world on a daily basis???

[@summersky7610]

@@jordankasaur7340 Ohhh okay cool I didn't know that

[@Saad-ih3ys]

Things that never get old: Anti-vaxx jokes Anti-vaxx kids

[@jefftheantisocialpiano3645]

Deppresso if you really think about it over half of the worlds jokes are stolen.

[@owl3752]

SyNtAx error

[@laya8880]

@Deppresso O h g o l l y it's the joke police, you're found out Saad, better go on the run. Watch out for them l a w l m e n

[@jefftheantisocialpiano3645]

Measles is over here by Washington state. The governor even declared that we where in a state of emergency because of it.

[@silasandersongraves1600]

Oh crap where you live in Washington I live up at Puget sound

[@jovanyleyva442]

@@silasandersongraves1600 Benton County.

[@jefftheantisocialpiano3645]

Silas Anderson Graves The Tri-Cities, also Clark County since January has reported 50 cases of measles.

[@TroubleDuo01]

It's scary as hell beoing here in Washington. People, of you're an adult, get your MMR titers checked! Simple bloodtest. If you're not immune to any part, get a booster shot

[@silasandersongraves1600]

@@jefftheantisocialpiano3645 damn happy I'm vaccinated

[@magistercat4126]

I'm a antivax family with 5 healthy children Edit: 4 healthy children Edit: 3 healthy children Edit: 2 healthy children Edit: 1 healthy child

[@rolandshelley5165]

How's your last healthy child doing?

[@apollo4294]

Roland Shelley dead

[@loganxavier]

Lmao I love this joke so much.

[@mr.walter6973]

I like garfield

[@RandomPerson-ku4et]

Did you intentionly copie the joke?

[@SpottedPredator]

FYI, there is actually some research that prove vaccines help with your allergies. And to the guy that said vaccine kill, so does water

[@barbaro267]

Everything can kill in unhealthy doses.

[@SpottedPredator]

@@barbaro267 yeah

[@GuakstickLabs]

Dihydrogen Monoxide is the most lethal chemical known to man. 100% of humans throughout time exposed to Dihydrogen Monoxide are dead. It's in everything...

[@stormwarden1287]

Anything can kill if you're brave enough.

[@huchung9886]

A Mediumly Salted Pearl actually, it might if you get enough in your lungs, since that is basically what to drown is

[@cheesehouse2522]

“Isn’t there somewhere in America that has actually brought back measles?” “Yeah New York” Me, someone who lives in New York: *sweats*

[@aquasomethingyouknowwhatever]

should be fine if you’re vaccinated.

[@kirbbb1995]

"isn't there somewhere in america that has brought back the measles?" "one stupid county in georgia that i live in" me, who lives in this county: *starts sweating* help

[@tripleaffirmative5p]

The fucking plague is back as well.

[@deaddave9739]

Grape Smallseed boi I’ve done research on the plague for school and guess what? If you get the plague there is literally over the counter drugs that can get rid of it. It’s actually very weak to antibiotics but those things didn’t exist back then. And also I have never heard of a vaccine for the plague. So no it has not brought back the plague, but other diseases it did bring back.

[@js5686]

**hides under blanket bc i also live there**

[@tylerharris6999]

Anti-vaxx Mom: vaccines are bad Literally everyone: Why? Anti-vaxx Mom: because

[@theorb9472]

Everyone: because? Anti-vaxx Mom: *because*

[@adambrooks9121]

Because there was one paper written 20 years ago by a doctor who since claimed to be wrong that said vaccines caused autism... *Wake up sheeple* 🐑

[@phantom6512]

@@adambrooks9121 I think you'll find your the 'sheeple' here...

[@adambrooks9121]

@@phantom6512 my gash, I think your right :O i got a flu vaccine a week ago now I feel autistic. Forgive me...

[@itsyoboiivan3255]

Keyword *mom*

[@deletedaccount525]

she isn't advanced for her age if she is already middle-aged

[@hungryburger1170]

Middle aged is a good RNG roll.

[@FA-yi1vt]

When your anti-vax friend turns 3 *Goodbye old friend*

[@low--]

*old* friend

[@captainzao791]

*young

[@justin5600]

@@captainzao791 3 is old for anti-vax kids

[@bigoof7614]

Ha-

[@austin2787]

When a unvaxxed kid lives to 5 *Visible confusion*

[@crap1521]

Y’all just gonna ignore how they called Cards Against Humanity a “children’s card game”?

[@TheLiquidSpoon74]

yes

[@apollo4294]

The Normie Cleanser it’s a game for all ages

[@emersonvazquezzepeda2556]

Yeah, it's pretty much like yugioh

[@EpicCherryGaming]

@@apollo4294 then explain the card "Two midgets shitting in a bucket"

[@心-g9h]

@@EpicCherryGaming Totally normal.

[@mcboyfighter1580]

When you find out that your Bully’s mother is anti-vaccine so you sneeze on him and he dies 😎 Edit: Well that’s a lot of likes... Thanks

[@2004]

When the anti vax kid is talking shit so you stab them with a rusty nail

[@EntropicMalevolence]

When the anti-vax kid says he'll be more successful than you in the future so you piss in his lunch and he dies

[@rhae8455]

😎

[@equaius893]

@@2004 we won't be seeing him again

[@Samstar369]

DOAMA *_Bio-terrorism need to come back_* *We must provoke Natural Selection and let man do the rest by ending the weak minded* Jk jk don’t actually cause their death

[@sonofconnaught2945]

8:43 The reason the girl is so advanced is because her body realises it is about to die so it just gonna rush through growth.

[@thescarletking8466]

SPEEDRUN, BABY! S P E E D R U N !

[@tiffanyh629]

I once took care of a patient who told me she lost use of her legs bc of polio. She advocated for vaccines. A generation later and we're boycotting vaccines, wow.

[@kingpixel6874]

Cards against humanity: The children’s card game. Well said soot house

[@TheKoriKasai]

Well, anti vax kids have to play it at that age because they'd never get to play it normally

[@rockybfdi2763]

@@TheKoriKasai They don't get old enough to hold the cards my dude-you are mistaken

[@TheKoriKasai]

@@rockybfdi2763 I'm sure three year olds can hold at least one or two cards

[@rockybfdi2763]

@@TheKoriKasai that being said, three years is a extremely long time for a anti-vaxx kid.

[@TheKoriKasai]

@@rockybfdi2763 about average from what I heard

[@Jared_Grillo]

Anti-Vax moms be like *Sicko Mode*

[@Minty_Mentos_]

Nice

[@lunatheluma3804]

Jared Grillo anti van moms must not have had anti fax moms if you think about it

[@unbanquackityishot327]

148 likes in under 1 hour, 7 likes under 10 seconds.

[@beachballssideaccount]

Pro-vaxxers: Sweet Victory

[@Minty_Mentos_]

@@lunatheluma3804 MOMS AGAINST VANS

[@thesleepiestkitty]

I'm autistic. Everytime I get a vaccine I say, "Level up!"

[@crusty_bunny]

I have autism. I would definitely not trade mild mental quirks for a life threatening illness.

[@thevigilante5623]

What kind do you have? I have mild Autism spectrum disorder.

[@evanboeckler9610]

Reversed E so you believe that vaccines cause autism? Lol

[@lili_yaps]

vaccines dont 'cause' autism, and anti vaxxers sayin it gives you autism as a threat is gross and stupid. I'd rather have autism then be dead lmao

[@fellascallmethedrink]

Exactly, but you know what the idiotic anti-vaxxers say, *vAcCinES cAUSe aUTiSm*

[@sophie2774]

Any anti vaxxers out here rather have a child with a mild mental quirk or a child that’s 6 feet in the ground tell me huh

[@shep7544]

I live in a very anti-vax area. My friend had a kid who had not been vaccinated because the mother is anti-vax and my friend has a variety of mental issues and is afraid to lose custody of the child if he gets divorced, because courts are *heavily* biased on females, especially if she’s a mother, so my friend was scared to lose Jacob (his son), so he didn’t argue, even though he wanted him to be vaccinated. Fast forward 5 years later, he caught the measles and sadly passed away. This made my friend’s depression *much much* worse and he nearly killed himself, and he divorced his wife without thinking twice. He contemplated taking her to court but he didn’t want to make things worse for himself to the point where he didn’t even take a chance. Edit: Vaccinate your kids, people.

[@Samwow]

that is so fucked up, i hope he gets some kind of justice.

[@shep7544]

Samuel Morrison I agree. The reason why I never wanted or got a relationship with anyone is because I’ve heard stories of people like my friends ex wife, and people much worse too.

[@ankngmg]

@@shep7544 man, that's sad. I hope your friend could find a better life in else where than being in that anti-vax area. as much as i want to laugh to anti-vax memes, this is a serious issue. Thankfully our government and local red cross are working on their vaccines socialization, especially to families who can't afford such treatment for their kids and gives them free vaccines and education about it. We also still in 'war' with those hoax spreader about vaccination too, especially in social media. Hope your anti-vax neighborhood could repent of their sin.

[@shep7544]

Fience Gerald Yes. I’m really close to my friend and I spent a lot of time with Jacob before he passed. My heart broke when I heard him ask “Am I gonna die?” I consider myself to be a rather emotionless person but that made me break down. Jacob was about a month away from his 6th birthday when he died.

[@ticalion6652]

You are such a liar.

[@supercullen0047]

“Wow she’s so cognitive, must be 2 and a half!” “No she’s 16 months and unvaccinated :)” *She ain’t cognitive, she’s crying for help*

[@ms.fukawa-hanamura3754]

You gotta mature fast if you’re only gonna live for 3 years

[@shadowpanther298]

Bro Autistic Redditors are quite possibly the funniest roasters of all time. They can just demolish people in a sentence.

[@alex-654]

Antivaxx mom:*Vaccinated* Son:*unvaccinated* Doctor: *WTF IS GOING ON?!!!?!?*

[@evervirescent]

i split my vaccination skill points equally into autistic and gay. i'm now a pansexual with aspergers

[@Zorro9129]

I can see why people would prefer to die not being vaccinated.

[@imogenoliver-jones2687]

I split mine into eczema and gay lmao I'm a lesbian with eczema

[@kedarunzi9139]

how does that even work

[@mcplumpkin6191]

I split mine into being notstraightsexual and having eczema

[@Kaytymoo]

I split mine into having eczema and autism, I'm now a *crusty* autistic person

[@z3r0grav1tyside5]

You can’t vaccinate my need for... *many leather bound books* Edit: why is this getting so many likes...

[@jaxvipre8606]

Gods, why do like this comment so much? X3

[@jamescollins6085]

@@jaxvipre8606 It's a reference to an old video.

[@Cyber-un2xe]

Tøxxic _ Galaxy you Also can’t vaccinate my love for the purple gremlin in your profile picture

[@kashmoney6344]

i just got flashbacks skshfkjdf

[@sharkdipus1588]

@@Cyber-un2xe Ay ! Stop ! That's gay !

[@_Lobster_]

When you finally move out of your crazy anti-vaxx moms house "Looks like *preventable illnesses* are *Off* the menu, boys!"

[@noahhaugen675]

SkullGamer 35 Like the child of an anti-vaxx would become old enough to move out

[@hungryburger1170]

You moved out of the house and into the dirt.

[@sp1tfyre298]

These jokes never get old.. Neither do anti vaxx kids

[@irodsalt6490]

Woooow that's just as good as Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old

[@leafychild5179]

H

[@sp1tfyre298]

Dark humour is like food... Not everybody gets it

[@leafychild5179]

@@sp1tfyre298 lol

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

I'd rather my (future) children die from old age after living a happy and successful life, rather than *die from the common cold*

[@bombapples1]

There is no vaccine for the common cold because there are hundreds of different strands of it. They also don't kill you. Flu vaccines are also probably optional as their are also large numbers of strands of the flu. There are also a handful of vaccines for some of the more nasty ones. Vaccines that really should be mandatory are chicken pox, small pox, measles, polio, meningitis, hepatitis, and things like that which are a little bit more life-threatening or life impeding.

[@nandoskitty1723]

@@bombapples1 why shouldn't vaccines for life threatening diseases be mandatory? If anything, they're the most important vaccines to get.

[@bombapples1]

@@nandoskitty1723 Sorry that was a typo it should say should

[@CheapSkateGamer96]

I'd rather not have children because bringing children into a world where idiots exist that believe measles and chicken pox are good for you is immoral.

[@Chunkboi]

Sodium So Pho King chicken pox at an early age is actually an effective method of vaccination. The VZV vaccine is less critical at that age, but extremely important if you’re in the adolescent age range and never had chicken pox. Measles, on the other hand, is nasty and destructive at any age, so vaccination is necessary.

[@redactedz6146]

I like Soothouse, it makes me feel like I'm actually part of a group

[@yt-sh]

IKR thats why I subbed

[@Broctis]

Scp-096 wants to know your location

[@Brynwyn123]

My name is the same as hers it's like I have friends

[@nuthead8888]

Same tbh. It’s nice to listen to when I’m super lonely and helps my depression a lot ❤️

[@roobee1234]

its like a podcast with inside jokes

[@somemusicnerd637]

I love that they felt the need to put a warning about audio issues with the microphones on a Soothouse video

[@tzeningloh3034]

Sooo apparently my dad thinks that vaccines cause autism, and I was thinking, should I slap him upside the head, or just throw away the whole dad?

[@mbalfour]

You need to order 66 him

[@emmadevor9961]

say bye to your dad is you walk him, blindfolded, into a trash compactor.

[@raekaskie1521]

How did the plane jacking go?

[@donovangunther4538]

Do you still have the receipt? It might be worth it to ask for a refund

[@frenchflag9390]

D.B. Cooper *time to find a new dad*

[@an_annoying_cat]

Being anti-vax is just like being anti-studying: You’re harming yourself later on, and it’s going to be all your fault

[@conan4real]

moderately agree but ur not gonna be harming urself as much as youll be harming any future kids or other anti vaxxers

[@pippetandpossum]

Now why you gotta call me out like that, I didn't do anything to you.

[@figo3554]

@@pippetandpossum was that a joke or?

[@kd4n347]

Unless your the kid, of course

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

PREACH

[@JustinY.]

Alternate Title: How to endanger your kids and everyone around you 101

[@purrkuri]

g e t o u t

[@yeetmanyeet1146]

I wish you weren’t vaccinated

[@kfchero2]

God dammit justin the video just came out how are you allready here

[@soot6795]

L E A V E

[@Joao-jz6lf]

Hey is the ninja star vaccinated?

[@tsk961]

"first off, I think she's lying because anti-vax kids don't last over three." The truth

[@elizabethdragonclaw2916]

I, too, deduce the ages of random strangers' children solely based on their levels of cognition in common public places.

[@derekeastman7771]

That’s 100% a ‘and then everyone clapped’

[@fulnaz3164]

If vaccines are so good why arent there vaccines 2?

[@CatkinsonGD]

not enough cash from the box office

[@p_eabean]

10/10 would watch again

[@mellonshades4674]

Their is a vaccines 2 coming out, its called Vaccines, The Return Of The Measles.

[@connormcloughlin7937]

Vaccines 2: the plague strikes back

[@idklike3210]

It’s called gulag my friend. *Countinues to eat Borsch and solidified vodka*

[@choobachia1561]

anti-vaxx mom: ew vaccinations kid: *dies from measles* anti-vaxx mom: *surprised pikachu meme*

[@mrplague8635]

Karen

[@userwithoutausername2021]

*Karen took the kids and killed them.*

[@lime_lorelei]

red: dan orange: matt yellow: jack green: david blue: charlie magenta: george pink: rhianna gray: wilbur

[@Guppyg53]

the risks of not vaccinating your dog are that the dog gets kennel cough and dies, gets rabies and dies, or is never allowed legally near any other dog or human for their entire lives due to risk of disease and rabies

[@CheapSkateGamer96]

Nah, they'll get Parvo long before they get kennel cough. I've seen way to many puppies shit themselves to death. My advice. Don't get a fucking dog, but if you do, either get them as adults from a shelter or a damn good breeder that is on top of their shots and when you get the dog, you keep on top of the shots.

[@jincyquones]

At least it won't get autism.

[@rainbowlack]

@@jincyquones can't get autism if you're dead!

[@mumfriend2545]

@@rainbowlack I can

[@nyoodmono4681]

In your world. A world full of fear. Nature does not work that way, disease the exception not the rule and your vaccines do jack shit. i mean rabies yeah, that really a bad thing, no ever gets it though, just because it is that bad and obvious.

[@tylerheineman2393]

Anti-vaxxers see vaccines like teachers see Wikipedia

[@SubSpace-bs5fr]

Like they don't donate to them?

[@lolok3075]

No teachers never let you use wikipedia because "muh people can edit" but they make you use dingy crappily made websites to get the information

[@lolok3075]

@@genericname8727 i always used to use it anyways and i would check and it did usaully have sources

[@ReloadedMichiPrivat]

Just like airports see water

[@Rise65487]

@@genericname8727 you're one of 'em teachs arent cha?

[@user-kd7nb7mc8w]

Plot twist Wilburs house is burning and that’s why there’s cracking

[@leshushu87]

And his burned down house gives influence to name the show soot house

[@easetheweeb]

the anti-vaxxers burnt his house

[@mushman3744]

I blame kai

[@pangolothian]

"This is fine. Everything is fine."

[@MemoryOfGravy]

So once it's burnt down to ashes... would it... would it be a.......... soot house?

[@burnv664]

In my opinion, not vaccinating your child should legally be considered a form of child abuse and parents who don’t vaccinate their child should have them taken away and adopted by intelligent people

[@blahblahwdsa]

Same you are right! It's like drunk driving where not only you put yourself in danger others are in danger too it's sad

[@randomTmal]

Agree, but then you would be dealing with American's *RiGhTs* and that would never fly. There are people who are pro-vaccination, but see it as a freedom of choice. These people are why there would be no change. Because politicians would never actively ban it because people would see it as forcing an action that they /should/ have a right to choose. Comes down to people's beliefs in freedom of choice and what it means and what they want. I like the seatbelt example to go against this, but then there are anti-maskers..

[@nyoodmono4681]

You are a tool and involuntary fascist

[@ThomasTheThermonuclearBomb]

Fun fact: Most antivax people were vaccinated, and that’s the reason they’re still alive to have kids

[@LaserBread]

America is filled with dipshits.