Sad Cringe

ewww that's sad
MERCH: soothouse.bigcartel.com/
=====THE GANG=====
Wilbur: / wilbursoot
Charlie: / @charliedoesstuff
George: / sootgeorge
David: / sootdavid
Jack: / sootjack
Dan: / sootdaan
Matt: / sootmatt
Rhianna: / sootrhianna
=====THE MEDIA=====
Music: incompetech.com/
Discord: / discord
Patreon: / soothouse
Twitter: / housesoot
Twitch: / soothouse
Intro:
/ @weirdfsh

[@mandyspaswick7116]

David: He's dying Subtitles: He's fine

[@t.487]

dyg

[@tylerhughes4223]

14 year old girls: Bruh

[@scyi.3665]

Oh shit that's deep

[@nunkatsu]

@@tylerhughes4223 hotel: Trivago

[@98Levithe]

Sbeve 😥

[@evidentlymak]

2017 Soothouse: Eat Pant 2019 Soothouse: *ToUcH fAnNy*

[@nunkatsu]

SootHouse: touch fanny Me, an intellectual: perform physical contact with female human genitalia

[@apollo4294]

See hat is next

[@homestuckdubs]

2018: 9000 crocodiles

[@nunkatsu]

@@homestuckdubs it's over 9 thousands

[@mangor8543]

2020 Eat Fanny

[@thetube8682]

I never want to hear the phrase "Do you Reddit bro?" ever again. Edit: You're all such clever little comedians.

[@metalgearzwei]

do you even 4chan dude

[@Superfalcon-rf7og]

“Im a better redditor”

[@shantiraotarble9109]

Redditor is an insult at this point

[@ceoofheinz6171]

My soul returned into my body just to be torn out of it again after hearing that phrase

[@JamesTheAce0]

Now what adjective should I apply to people who use that phrase? I’ll use either “bullshit brained” or “alcohol blooded”

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

Imagine bragging about being a "Better Redditor" lol.

[@sleepingonyourroof]

Peak wholesome 100 big chunges

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

@@sleepingonyourroof big keanu chungus fedora wholesome moment 100

[@heheboi1206]

Big chungus keanu reeves wholesome 100

[@MrMeme2006]

@@heheboi1206 haha funni reddit moment

[@heheboi1206]

@@MrMeme2006 indeed

[@dan_the_swag_man6937]

"My iq is 3 points below genius" "knock knock" "come in"

[@emeraldsky2823]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/j5aoc2uBrJikd7s this, just this

[@mistermegalo]

INT 20, WIS 3

[@nichii1603]

Come in babe...

[@justluke59]

Yes, 3 points... 3 hundred maybe

[@moodymoosh]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@chickenfettuccine9329]

Omg he's CHEATING ON ME?! A:Divorce B: Touch Fanny

[@nunkatsu]

B

[@radiocaster2k]

A: Commit not feel so good B: Divorce Fanny

[@apollo4294]

Radioactive Turtle I choose C: ‘u’ ;> .n.

[@chickenfettuccine9329]

@@apollo4294 that's not how this works brochacho, it's a divorce or a fanny touch

[@user-iw4bo1db7k]

🅱

[@Mick_92]

2:35 Imagine being this guy's child and finding this pic of your dad that was posted a little over 9 months, maybe a little less than a year before you were born, and coming to the realization that you were literally willed into existence by the sheer power of Facebook likes.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Imagine asking your dad "how did you and mommy decide to have me?" and instead of a cute story you get this picture

[@ArcanineEspeon]

For that matter, imagine being a little kid who sees that picture and coming to the conclusion that Facebook is how babies are born

[@TheRealBelovianna]

I find that oddly wholesome - discovering that thousands, possibly millions of people, wanted to you to exist. 💙

[@Mick_92]

@@TheRealBelovianna But not your mom.

[@LadiesHideYourMans]

@@Mick_92 I would cry

[@ihatevendingmachines2966]

7:08 *”I’m a better redditor XD”* That’s like the most saddest thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life...

[@a.s.j.g6229]

I think it is ‘saddest’ or ‘most sad’. I don’t think you can have ‘most saddest’

[@cyanideA]

@@a.s.j.g6229 Ok

[@i_play_the_fiano]

*ex dee*

[@damienmaymdien6367]

"I'm a better neckbeard"

[@Niagaranobs]

XD

[@liamtw679]

0:47 there's a response to this that got cropped out where someone says "every room is an escape room when he's in it"

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

I was going to post the same thing. What happened with that? o.O

[@evenrik_2214]

Making fun of incels like that is not ok

[@evenrik_2214]

@TERFs don't deserve basic rights, and why is it not ok to be an incel? It's not my own choice. You think all incels are the same. I might just be an mentacel but still celibate, i have anxiety which is likely why i have a mindset thinking nobody would ever want to have sex with me. 80% of males are incels. Not all are toxic and haters. I'm just like a normal person that nobody talks to because they have plenty of other people they already know about

[@NotThatUser]

Evenrik_22 kk

[@blimlimlimm]

Evenrik_22 being a virgin is one thing and doesn't make you and incel, crafting your identity around that fact on the other hand is where problems arise. If a core part of your identity is the fact they you cant get laid, you are trapping yourself into a loop of can't get laid -> obsess over it -> develop more negative feelings and attitudes toward women -> become less desirable to women because it's obvious you see them as potential candidates to lose your virginity to rather than human beings -> can't get laid -> obsess over it -> etc.

[@SirAlienGuy]

i had a girl say "please dont do this" after i asked her out

[@MILOEBA]

Ha. Loser. -same though, I've asked a girl out,- -she said maybe later-

[@klank1202]

OOF

[@gunyukwunny]

You can’t be rejected if you don’t ask someone hahahahahaha I’m lonely

[@Necrom6]

@@gunyukwunny epic

[@tedcoombs7762]

GunYukWunny good plan

[@silvertheelf]

10:10 At that point the person is pretending to not know what the joke is, there is no way they didn’t get it.

[@aa-sp3xx]

@@wamwamwam we all do

[@silvertheelf]

@scpwiki account but what are the chances.

[@silvertheelf]

@scpwiki account no it’s very much what chance is there that they are that kind of person? Stop liking your own comment.

[@silvertheelf]

@scpwiki account I think your incorrect, what I said is very much correct. Stop liking your own comments.

[@silvertheelf]

@scpwiki account I am still correct in asking what are the chances. Stop liking your own comments.

[@chillemdafoe5938]

6:00 the guys name is lucas werner and hes constantly creeping on young/underage women. His profile has plent of cringe

[@confusedaf1112]

I think I heard about him on the Kiwi Farms once.

[@TSkippiestOfBoys]

I just checked and he belongs on the incel board

[@mirorman477]

He looks like Drachenlord kinda

[@shane9245]

lucas weiner

[@xenoncantread]

he's been posting nothing but the n word and now he's making people youtube videos for money cause ig hes poor and homeless now.

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

Im pretty sure the "Knock, Knock" dude knows what the joke is going to be and is severely trying to avoid it

[@amiami6413]

Diddy Kong Christ I wouldn’t give him that kind of credit.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

CGTS 457 but his IQ is 3 points less than genius level. He knows how jokes work.

[@amiami6413]

Phirenor Of course, I forgot.

[@veeisntcool]

What was the joke supposed to be? I'd never heard that one

[@bruhSaintJohn]

@@veeisntcool it goes like this 1 -knock knock 2 -who's there? 1 -something retarded 2 -something retarded who? 1 -deez nuts, gotem

[@bigniggamemes8204]

Dey chips ahoy mama is now one of my favourite lines ever heard

[@VCRK888]

What the fuck is your profile picture

[@stevenwall2010]

BLUR looks like the annoying orange giving head

[@kolbyadams1569]

*T O U C H F A N N Y*

[@masterofadapting]

*dey chips ahoy mama* _dey cometh mama_

[@Suo_kongque]

🥱👖

[@anactualalpaca7016]

i still can't get over "touch fanny" and i watched this vid the day it came out

[@kinorris1709]

Eat pant Touch fanny Touch pant Eat fanny

[@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man]

Have you gotten over it

[@midnightgamer2158]

Same

[@ToastyMozart]

It's such a bad deal compared to a few minutes' dishwashing too.

[@sherlockdwight4475]

Can someone explain to me what happens in the act of touch fanny?

[@BlueCatarex]

The fact that David says "Give him a minute, he's dying," but the text says "he's fine" makes it so much more funny to me, and I don't know why.

[@ServingOthers99]

My daily routine: -Eat pant -Touch Fanny -Go up bum of me friends ma

[@Liam-dt7mp]

yim yum

[@masonmatt2145]

Keep yer feet on tha ground

[@markpabst8468]

Mahīśāsaka you forgot to yim yam

[@ythaenagor]

-Press the goose button

[@devinward461]

what an absolute unit

[@shori8438]

watching soothouse is like seeing your friends are having fun, but no one talks to you.

[@baytothelee7159]

Alex Duck holy shit you’re so right

[@rarabunfunny3611]

This comment depressed me on multiple levels

[@shori8438]

@@rarabunfunny3611 i understand you

[@firstnamelastname3694]

Yeeeeee story of my life

[@jinxed5723]

I agree

[@briabecker]

Ngl, Jack being so confident in the fact that he’s been rejected kinda makes me feel better about being rejected. Like, yeah. It hurts, but you’ll get better, and you’ll be able to confidently talk about it one day. Also, he’s incredibly thoughtful. Not many boys that I know understand that no means no. I know making fun of him was all good fun, but I felt like I had to say something cause he just genuinely seems so sweet.

[@randomaccount8020]

@@haroldbalzac6894 The idiots at the local bar

[@marcowulliampopirers2216]

amogos

[@toxic_shr00m]

Relationships are gross

[@layalsaleh4103]

​@@toxic_shr00m bro are you 9? who tf just see's someone talking about relationships and is like "eW eAUgHh disgUSTING" like do all parents just get divorced after having children, tf?

[@ambi_cc8464]

@@toxic_shr00m and so are you, grow up

[@hyperlyne8282]

I was actually getting enraged at the knock knock part.

[@punchy207]

it was hilarious

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

I was screaming “JUST BLOCK HIM” 😂

[@MersuneLiku]

@@xxIluvyouguysxx My mom told me to stop screaming cause of that

[@akkiaddizone6889]

@@xxIluvyouguysxx blocking someone because they can't get a joke, wtf?

[@theesl284]

Roses are red Kim Kardashian is my nanny All jack want to do is T O U C H F A N N Y

[@goldsparkzz]

*t O U C H f a N N Y*

[@yams3954]

Please change ur pfp, it is not ok

[@sorenthefunkyman]

Search up on google what a fanny is

[@Jetfox967]

Lol

[@dragonslayer101]

If your nanny is kim Kardashian, I feel bad for you or more, I feel better about myself.

[@oskar3897]

1979: we are going to have giant robots in the future! 2019: *T O U C H* *F A N N Y*

[@juliuskingsley4434]

He said that right when I read this lmao

[@cathacker13]

I just realised there's a character named Fanny in that old cartoon that was on YT where objects fought for an island.

[@rosurinplayz]

MetreX You mean BFDI/BFDIA/BFB?

[@cathacker13]

@@rosurinplayz yes

[@alienboy4250]

giant robot

[@tobyandahalf]

"are you gonna keep harassing someone after they said no once you ask them out?" I like the way Jack thinks

[@SonOfTheLlama]

that guy not understanding how knock knock jokes work literally made me want to jump off of a building. How can you get to any stage of adulthood and never hear a knock knock joke?

[@photonicpizza1466]

Probably not a native English speaker

[@zoomrrmcgee]

@@photonicpizza1466 Or, the most likely thing, just incredibly idiotic and does not have an IQ 3 points below genius level

[@weneedaladder8384]

He might have figured she was gonna block him, and was wasting her time to get back at her. His IQ is only three points from genius, after all.

[@TheSm1thers]

Pretty sure he did understand how it worked, just enjoyed her getting mad over not being able to make the joke

[@nothingtoseehere8771]

That knock knock joke's been done to death, he's probably seen it before and knew where it was going

[@miskriii]

the knock knock joke convo was easily the most uncomfortable thing ive ever witnessed in my life

[@darkshadowsx5949]

idk the guy coughing to death trying to read the last one was pretty bad too. it just ruined it.

[@th3rasave]

I can't tell if he was fucking with her or just an idiot (Though judging by that "My IQ is ___" comment, probably the latter)

[@LilacTidalWave]

@@darkshadowsx5949 shut up dude

[@crazyroundman7049]

It seems like something I would do on purpose to annoy the person telling the joke

[@Otgel]

@@th3rasave i mean, he might be a genius, for a vegetable

[@handlesarestupid154]

The Overwatch guy lives in the same city as me and he's such a creep. He posts about how he's at the optimal breeding age and that he needs a young but legal teenage girlfriend to create healthy offspring. He only added the "young but legal" thing after he got put on blast for making posts about trying to find a 16 year old to breed with, massive yikes.

[@andeesmith2702]

Was looking for this comment He’s so gross and I don’t even remember his name

[@uhhuh1291]

Hopefully if he ever mated with another human, he would be so overwhelmed with the child support that he will no longer be here. Just hopefully. Dude is creepy and vomit inviting enough from the video.

[@thejabberwocky5884]

Holy fuck stay safe

[@zephyr1741]

*_breed_*

[@twinkletwinklelittleyuuga8206]

Gay Bowser Why breed? Don’t you mean... mate 👊😎🤙

[@CalamitasCalliope]

They referenced Brexit here, and it took so long for it go through that this channel was done by the time it passed

[@rilla5058]

@Oregano I am British and I have no fcking clue what went on if I'm totally honest, all I know is that we have finally left now. After the first couple of years you just start blocking it out.

[@rilla5058]

@Oregano Utter hell. We had votes on whether or not to leave, which the results of changed a few times because they couldn't just stick to what the decision was at the first. We had the prime minister change inbetween because the first oe didn't one to leave the EU so poeple decided we needed someone who did. Loads of people disagreed on both sides, and it got to the point where most people hardly cared what we did as long as it happened, and quickly. I don't mind at all, although I'd say I'm probably not the most up-to-date with all the current goings-on. Oil... are you referring to petrol crisis? A quick explanation is simply that the goverment is claiming that we are running out. There have been riots because of the shortage and the fact that the price is going up; people are worried that they won't be able to purchase it. I think they're saying it's all due to the economy being ruined because of Covid & the quarantine.

[@SD_yessir]

​@@rilla5058It sounds like how here in the States, our sitting president is using COVID and Ukraine as an excuse for the bullshit gas prices, and not the fact that he's been actively campaigning against domestic oil production for the sake of environmental activism, while simultaneously campaigning for an increased reliance on oil imports from OPEC states in the Middle East. Still, he pats himself on the back and acts like the US is in a new golden age. Meanwhile I swipe my card at the gas pump, watch the numbers keep rising, and try not to fucking kill myself.

[@andreablack1516]

Britain: America is too patriotic! Also Britain: my kid's name is Britton

[@mars6855]

i do know a girl named america, we’re out here really living in the same country we’re named after✋🙄

[@linearmetroidvania888]

Now we just need United and States to summon George Washington

[@cynicalbutterscotch6581]

@@linearmetroidvania888 you’ve forgotten Liberty and Justice

[@royalcrumble2384]

Pretty sure that post is american lol

[@haroldbalzac6336]

The cookies were called cookies in the post so i dont think they were british.

[@GoingOffTopical]

. Those sexual rewards are real low tier, what you need to do for cuddle time?

[@ursamajor161]

breath

[@V8_Diva]

Just cook and clean the kitchen. It says "anything you want" :/

[@killerbee4229]

to unlock the god tier cuddle time, you have to do everything on the list.

[@SpadeFuryOfficial]

the ultimate godly cuddle time 😫

[@tchitarrone]

@Brupcat bruh, what's bad is that the man needs to be rewarded for doing basic shit around the house

[@AlphaXY13]

"Dey chips ahoy Mama." 🍪

[@marceltopawian]

More likely Moma🍪

[@deadgirllife2]

1:15

[@bombyadept]

C H I P ' S A H O Y

[@cherryrook8684]

Im not a native English speaker, can someone explain that one to me ?

[@dylanfranklin9601]

@@cherryrook8684 it's a brand of cookies

[@LLLadySSS]

I can't believe someone has to bribe their spouse with "sexual rewards" for doing things like cleaning your living space and taking care oF YOUR CROTCH GOBLINS

[@aprilrolls]

this is a month old but... CROTCH GOBLINS-

[@Skywreckdemon]

I also think it's sad that the wife is using intimacy as a bargaining chip. It's sad on both ends.

[@wonderful_whiscash9534]

@@Skywreckdemon no the husband made the list I think

[@lys1065]

Fucking "CROTCH GOBLINS" killed me

[@TaylorLames]

@@wonderful_whiscash9534 Axie :O

[@dumbjack228]

The girl: knock knock The guy: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@yaboylemon9578]

The sexual rewards thing is definitely sad bro imagine how sad that man is in that relationship.

[@spagetter]

given how simple the tasks were, they're both miserable

[@xx_zrx_xx]

oHhHHhH i thought it was written by the wife... Yikes

[@tangerinesfolga3243]

No, he’s probably just can’t do home stuff without reward... so he’s an asshole :)

[@fattesttitsincairo]

Oh yeah that’s definitely sad how he needs to be bribed with *T O U C H F A N N Y* to uh +reads notes+ pay attention to his own children.

[@fattesttitsincairo]

Savage Shot Tbh it shouldn’t matter if either or both of them work, chores still need to be done in your own house and it shouldn’t be something you do to get a reward, because well, you live here. It’s for you and your partner and your kids’ comfort that you do it, so... it getting to the point where bribing and sexual favors need to be brought up is pretty bad either way.

[@intrudernoise]

"I'm a better redditor xD" Never in my life have I ever wanted to find and kill someone this bad.

[@ChknKng]

Joe Jester not even the knock knock guy?

[@WorldKeepsSpinnin]

Joe Jester walk into there room with a knife and whisper in there ear who’s the better redditor now “x...D”

[@JeanMarceaux]

Just tell them they'll never reach that reddit gold and they will die on their own.

[@nicolekiewel8228]

E p I c

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Is that because then they'd no longer be a better redditor than you?

[@archivistways]

the delivery of the knock knock jokes one just made it so much more funny, Wilbur souded so angry lmao

[@Lxvxjxyfxn105]

That’s because he was angry

[@LensenMessias]

I recommend always watching Soot house at 0.5 speed, it sounds like they're totally Hammered, makes the thing 10x more funnier

[@peacefulleopard8016]

I’m trying this immediately

[@chloefletcher-jeffery398]

LOL

[@jungfreuds]

The guy who wouldn't/couldn't go along with the knock knock joke was so frustrating I almost had to get up and take a walk. The endless pet names and mentioning his IQ was also another 2 layers of cringe.

[@werisekk3]

I am still fuming. I hope he was a douchebag troll or something or God help me

[@lionhartjohn1000]

For the sake of my sanity i like to think he already heard that joke before so he was just fucking with her.

[@Beatumpop]

it was lovely

[@KairuHakubi]

Not a tenth as cringe as trying to play a clever joke on shutting someone down. I laughed my ass off at that, it was total justice.

[@1ard103]

im fairly sure he had already heard this before and was just messing with her.

[@JeanMarceaux]

Truly a man with iq 3 points short of a genius. He didn't fall for the "you can't who" shtick.

[@JeanMarceaux]

@Vapor 3 Points Short of Genius man: *exists* W*men: *Terry Crews Odor Blocker commercial*

[@theguythatasked6400]

Nah, he has to be at least a genius

[@UrPPhard]

@Minwon Jang or he knows that? It's pretty popular and unfunny "joke"

[@Dnznxbebwushdn]

@@xcmledder3420 in fairness, he was basically calling himself a genius, thats a sign you arent very smart. So I wouldn't put it above him to be genuinely that stupid. It's little signs like that that show he wasn't just doing his best to frustrate her.

[@SashedPotato]

More like iq 3 points.

[@GeorgeTsiros]

5:43 every time, without fail, that wors*eeee* , sends me

[@shinowantstodie1907]

I had a friend that got rejected . He said I " I have feelings for you she says "I'm sorry for your loss"

[@AbstractTraitorHero]

Damn.

[@fairerplayz4759]

Thats rough buddy

[@Apollo_G]

@@fairerplayz4759 z u k o

[@fletaun]

the bloke who cant make knock knock joke properly make me absolutely livid

[@krimverse5903]

@Dominick Poole Let's make it more British then, we'll send him to Australia with the rest of the convicts on a death sentence.

[@erniegang8127]

Fle Taun I’m fairly certain the man was trolling

[@henryjohnston6452]

Krimverse We don’t want him

[@fletaun]

@@erniegang8127 i know and that make it worse. he probably a good fellow with a proper job but god hes sound like arsehole

[@depotagents]

@@erniegang8127 No, horny men just talk like that lol

[@somebodyNobody5112]

When are we gonna get “touch fanny” merch?

[@R1ptide_Drag0n]

I want a fanny pack with that on it.

[@time_371]

Weeaboo_Queen_of_Anime That reminds me of impractical jokers.

[@CelestialExility]

@@R1ptide_Drag0n what's a danny??

[@axolotlarson9384]

@- D4ʀkɳɛss ;; Danny Gonzalez

[@riondutt913]

WE NEED THIS

[@greygoose8803]

the britton rose doll thing takes me back holy shit. i was in a facebook group dedicated to observing and studying the batshit doll roleplay community.

[@ori8107]

Wtf you're telling me that this never was a real kid?

[@Omnibushido-]

I’ve been trying to figure out for years why that was sad cringe. It’s a fucking doll? And they roleplay with it? Is it just pretending to be his parent or something? Was it all satire or were they for real? I have so many questions.

[@jorgito93700]

​@@Omnibushido-basically yeah, these are very realistic baby dolls, some people that have these have them because they're grieving the loss of an actual child, and some roleplay as if the doll was an actual baby. I think I read this specific person just did these pics for fun and wasn't like that irl but some of them genuinely are.

[@CsSniper23]

That Soldier 76 cosplay looks like he’s about to say: “OwO it appears you have entered my vision M’lady

[@kendallsonfire7924]

the one with the "Knock Knock" "Who's there" "You can't" and then he'd just go "Wdym sweetheart" had me banging my desk with rage

[@Mii.2.0]

_What's wrong, sweetheart?_

[@masterofadapting]

I bet he was doing it on purpose. He probably has heard the joke before and was intentionally getting under her skin.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@masterofadapting He was doing it to avoid being blocked

[@masterofadapting]

Xiphactinus Official I know. That’s kind of what I meant I think.

[@xiphactinusaudax1045]

@@masterofadapting Oh. Your reply made it seem like he was just doing it to annoy him, which may be true as well

[@FollowerofDuck]

The G in LGBTQ stands for gamers

[@ascendedcat260]

@Perks L = Ligma B = Bees T = Ted Q = qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[@holysayingsofrobin4055]

Follower Of Duck The T stands for Touch fanny.

[@bomber1012]

GAYMERS?

[@cherryboy7359]

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[@sunflowerscout]

as a gay i can confirm this

[@Jack-pe4we]

One of my friends' mums is named Fanny and she's so sweet so everytime I hear "touch Fanny" I go NOO

[@midnightgamer2158]

WHEEZE

[@manwhatdoiputhere]

That's an actual name?

[@nissenilsson9158]

@@manwhatdoiputhere its quite common in Sweden, obviously pronounced differently.

[@AaronKaiMCDNLD]

George: *coughs really badly* David: "Give him a minute, he's dying." Jack: "He's just allergic to virgin." Charlie: "Give him a Peppermint." Charlie is the only one concerned lmfao.

[@annablue8429]

11:20 “Give him a minute, he’s dying.” but the subtitles read “Give him a minute, He’s fine.” Lmao

[@tyler89557]

Confuse the deaf ones.

[@wolverineftw]

I’m 14 and this is deep

[@EliF-kk2in]

It kinda makes sense, y'know? Like, "he'll get over it. He's fine."

[@rowbodies]

touch fanny needs to be another wave of merch

[@rydemk4168]

No one would wear that

[@peenplays4219]

Ryde Mk that’s where you’re wrong my friend 😩

[@Tuna-High-Roller]

There are people who want to wear it. The problem is getting it made.

[@hunterpaynekeyes162]

@@rydemk4168 you sure bout that?

[@4477superman]

@@rydemk4168 I wouldn’t wear it

[@R4ttlehead666]

We Need “Dey Chips Ahoy Mama” Merch If Soothouse Comes Back

[@bobgunjoe2577]

Nobody: Soothouse: leaves 5 years of someone coughing unedited

[@racoonattackof]

The knock knock joke guy made ME angry, I can't imagine how frustrated that person must've been.

[@ScotchTapeMafia]

AL Agreed. If the guy is really that bad then just block him. But she put herself through all of it just so she can screenshot the results for internet points.

[@bajula4444]

The joke got stale over the entire conversation, but the guy cleverly evaded it with some of the best trolling I've seen. Kudos to him

[@jgroth3906]

Good she deserves it for her lame joke.

[@dawidek4267]

I couldn't agree more @@jgroth3906. That joke isn't even a joke, it is just knocking and then when someone asks who's there you block them

[@arrowsinsilk]

Jgroth i mean the guy was being creepy and gross he deserved it

[@acdenton5726]

YOu missed t he best part about the escape room post. The comment saying "every room is an escape room with this guy"

[@incog0956]

He couldn't have been real. I can't believe people like that exist

[@brianna7705]

Oh-ho, dear Coco. Not so long ago, there was an entire community of… interesting characters on Reddit. You can still find them on a mockery sub, r/inceltears. If you have too much faith in humanity, I recommend stopping there. It’ll drain all hope for the human race right out of your soul.

[@incog0956]

@@brianna7705 but how do they exist? How can you be normal(pretend to be) and have a normal job but at the same time be creepy like that. It's just mind blowing

[@brianna7705]

Most of them don’t pretend. They’re the types you see on r/NiceGuys as well, the kinds of people who have so much repressed anger and hatred and lust that they just lash out at anyone and everyone. They complain and whine and are generally pathetic. …People suck in general, really. We all have an incel inside us (metaphorically). We just keep it way more controlled.

[@benney9908]

That guy was just Kira

[@mckinley6960]

*Femails* is one of the funniest things I've ever seen someone say on the internet. It's sounds like a Nice guy's fever dream where someone keeps delivering females to him. hence, *Femails*

[@MagyarGaben]

George: **dies coughing** Narrator of 2020: *"But what George didn't know..."*

[@gunby9322]

knock knock who’s there? you can’t you can’t who? you can’t get a goddamn joke can you?

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Even though it's not much, this comment still makes me feel a little better after reading that aneurysm train wreck.

[@kaangamgimginnkagnagnkingmngkn]

Good Ending

[@MrMeme2006]

smort

[@YoutubePizzer]

8:15 plot twist: red knew what was happening and was intentionally avoiding getting blocked

[@nacl7991]

Yea i bet

[@pencilbender]

3 points below genius level

[@lucasnadamas9317]

@@pencilbender more like 3 points above genious

[@Delta_2209]

Because that's what smart people do

[@mitchellgeorge6031]

He clearly knew

[@DrPumpkinz]

10:51 Right after the second "do you care about him" I got a TikTok ad that started with "I don't care".

[@CeceGames]

hello this is josh mom

[@jadenbates7561]

It took me a whole year to realise Britton was a doll

[@thelazygamingpanda3973]

HE'S A DOLL?!?!

[@cupwasneverhere]

What the fu

[@cymes82]

@@thelazygamingpanda3973 Not only that , a femail one.

[@theguythatasked6400]

Damn respect to the creators, that’s good craftsmanship

[@kropotkinnie]

hey there youtube, i love how you can show me a 30 second long ad without any buffer on my nice, fast internet, but you proceed to buffer every few seconds on the actual video and lower its resolution as much as possible, and when i try to reload you show me the perfectly fine ad again because that's definitely not suspiciously biased

[@Shademastermcc]

I want to like this, but I've never had ads or buffering issues so it might be you mate.

[@beembamb]

@@Shademastermccnah I've had it too, I just assumed it was KZbin's normal bullshit

[@killerkitten7534]

I have the opposite, for some reason my ads constantly buffer, and it’s always on the ones where you have to watch a certain amount to skip. The actual video works fine!

[@MasterPodi]

Let me tell you fine gents about this wonderful resource called “ad block”

[@mevicky100]

@@MasterPodi adblock doesn’t work on the KZbin app

[@camatzuma]

Just wanted to point out *NEW MARBLE TEXTURE* YEEEAAAHHHH!!!

[@barryallencoffee]

Yeah and this one doesnt have a penis shape I have to look at

[@apexalex7240]

Noob Gamer I thought I was the only one who noticed lol

[@willow5437]

YESSSS

[@bjark2943]

i miss the one with the shocked frog

[@4ghzgaming664]

I realy hope that some day they upgrade to an pbr

[@rockingbeat]

The person refusing to say "you can't who" knew what they were doing

[@coolfool6924]

3:52 Italian man goes to see doctor about his erectile dysfunction

[@dekelyosifon]

‘Did an escape room with all of my *femail* coworkers’ Keep us *posted.*

[@jeremylamarre5979]

I HATE YOU

[@helloworld2409]

That joke really didn't *deliver*

[@heinoustentacles5719]

@@helloworld2409 ooof

[@acek2016]

Hehe

[@shotosynthesis312]

We need to *Address* the problem here

[@testsubject8903]

"My I.Q is 3 points less than genius level" More like 3 standard deviations below the mean.

[@winterbliss4459]

Testsubject *3 orders of magnitude below the mean

[@howdypardner6278]

*3 below zero

[@mrbobtehbuildah]

Assuming a normal distrubution of IQ scores, that means he's in the lower 0.5% iirc

[@alexthibodeau979]

Just took my statistics final today and I appreciate that joke

[@testsubject8903]

@@alexthibodeau979 Ah man, hope it went well.

[@Connection_Error-px7bn]

1:29 "Britain, what are you doing?" *"just filling my museums with artifacts that aren't mine"*

[@Bifocalproductions]

5:19 no the apology isnt the worst one someone said yes and then cheated on me becaise "they never really liked me" she just said "i didnt want to hurt your feelings"

[@Simon-bx9py]

11:20 „Give him a minute he‘s dying“ „Give him a minute he‘s fine“

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

I honestly don't see any contradiction. _Linkin Park playing in the background_

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

If my life doesn't exist then how can we talk about it?

[@red_dickfigures]

I've seen you so many times lmao

[@liamhaynes1790]

MOOD BOI

[@nateayi]

Your name is very relevant for this video.

[@diamondofficial758]

Touch fanny

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

@Skyrim freak All I can do is be more disappointed.

[@samuelsimi]

“Don’t worry , he’s dying...” Subs: Don’t worry , he’s fine.

[@samuelsimi]

I mean subs as subtitles not subscribers

[@omnimonium]

i can't get "dey chips ahoy, mama" out of my head. today i went shopping for oreos and saw the chips ahoy and said "dey chips ahoy, mama" out loud, in front of other people

[@nicholasmckie1435]

*Petition for “Touch Fanny” merch who’s with me?*

[@ordinarydevin]

Here here! @SootHouse make this happen!!!

[@zakuiikai683]

Me

[@Art_de_Ari]

Hell yeah!

[@maxydal3512]

YES!!!

[@john_smith_john]

petition for not wasting money on dumb shit

[@NellieCollier]

David: Give im a minute he’s dyin’ Text: _he’s fine_

[@peppermink2200]

Nellie Collier damn, I'm hard of hearing, did he say dying? That makes it better

[@vivienne1349]

Priality Yeah, he said "dying" xD

[@rilla5058]

I think that guy didn't get the joke at first and then just decided to run with it and troll the person instead of admitting it. No one can not get a knock knock joke after that many times.

[@fairy5668]

6:02 I think I've seen this dude in a YT comments section and his pfp is him wearing a fedora

[@confusedaf1112]

That dude is a meme to anyone who follows weirdos like him It probably wasn't him but someone making fun of him

[@JeevesAnthrozaurUS]

"We brought a baby into the world because we thought we would be good parents and raise a good child." *"Yeah, we had a baby because I got 1 million likes on Facebook"*

[@chadschmaltz9790]

Everything about that guy's post is really weird. He is trying to use social media as leverage to get his wife to even discuss the idea of children, which is something a couple should address privately and decide together.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

@@alexeysaranchev6118 I can see that as a possibility and if that's the case then his answer to the challenge was very poor.

[@maggiee639]

I need a follow up to that dude. It’s one of the cringest things I’ve ever seen

[@TurbopropPuppy]

"Sad Cringe" back in my day we called it pity

[@tobiasborthen8188]

BOOMER!

[@felixhyro7243]

BOOMER!

[@ladyboombox1428]

BOOMER!

[@beachballssideaccount]

DAVID!

[@anxietea5171]

BOOMER!

[@Heretic_Jones]

I’ve literally seen that post of the ‘escape room’ guy before, and there’s a comment on that post that just goes: “Any room becomes an escape room with him”

[@-inFinity05-]

5:40 This one isn’t sad as much as painful. I can imagine looking back on this year later…

[@GermaphobeMusic]

when you hittin' it from behind and she tells you to hoover the house

[@forere9207]

*Touch fanny

[@beachballssideaccount]

Matt is ascending beyond the sooty chimneys of SootHouse.

[@nunkatsu]

RT game can win over him though

[@_Foxal_]

I just randomly remembered the "Hand Job and put away", and now I'm binging this entire Channel, help

[@Mad_West]

5:14 "I'm so sorry, I'm dry"

[@lukebegbie8811]

that knock knock joke one actually made me furious.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

luke begbie wow, not only he managed to trigger the person chatting with him he also triggered some viewers too! If this was intentional - it's a textbook example of an excellent trolling

[@TheLittleRussian2]

I thought it was pathetic how hard she was trying to get him to play along. Took all the bite out of the joke.

[@astrowiz3544]

He was clearly trolling lol

[@KennyLastname]

Same

[@lciav]

I thought his “obliviousness” was hilarious. But it made me cringe was how hard she tried to pull off the joke

[@charchesh5]

there was another part to the 2nd post, it said something like "any room with you in it is an escape room"

[@potatogamer1877]

Yeah

[@brittonsings3243]

0:56 bruh that’s my frickin name. I wasn’t paying attention and I just heard that and it scared the shit out of me.

[@BenDover-it3qt]

‘Dey chips ahoy mama’ may be my favourite SootHouse line of all time.

[@callingthevoid]

I used to have a handmade sign over my bed that said, "Noobs have luck; pros have skill." This video triggered some memories of that...

[@meshifuari4882]

Big oof chief but I used to follow deep quote pages on FB now that's the epidemy of being an incel

[@brody2k]

But did you ever own decorative swords? Because I do. I mean did. Btw good luck checking my browser history, I regularly BLAST my cache.

[@callingthevoid]

@@brody2k n a n i ?

[@siukong]

@@meshifuari4882 epitome

[@cynister7384]

Is that Chloe?

[@loganbea7768]

This channel is fueling my love for British accents

[@oxycodin2253]

As a Brit I respect u x

[@alexht.9382]

SaMe.

[@CelestialExility]

I cun't

[@mikudayoooooo]

as a brit, it's hilarious seeing people say this being blind to the oi mate yer tryna start summat innit finna bang u up man kinda way half the people here talk

[@potential_dog_eater]

@@mikudayoooooo are you speaking Spanish or somethin

[@emikokopuffs]

Wilbur's little giggles make me smile so hard oh my god

[@SteveEchelonanon]

The guy who "didn't get" the knock knock joke totally knows how they work. He just wasn't giving her the satisfaction of blocking him. Outstanding.

[@scarletstarlet773]

and also creepy

[@scarletstarlet773]

And also creepy

[@SteveEchelonanon]

@@scarletstarlet773 I'm sure it happened in the end. He just knew if he said "You can't who" he'd be staring at the "You can't send messages to this user." He knew it was coming. He's hardly going to walk straight into it. Instead he trolled her to the point of rage. Well played.

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

@@SteveEchelonanon He should have blocked her preemptively after she first said "JUST SAY YOU CAN'T WHO". Would be funnier IMO.

[@noahfenech8196]

@@alexeysaranchev6118 Fair

[@cadebowman4582]

*_Dey chips ahoy mummy_* You cant deny him the *chips ahoy*

[@chezcake256]

0:05 ok it’s just the intro wait *wait* *_matt_* *_MATT WHERE ARE YOU GOING_*

[@chrisimnotreallyhere3491]

2:02 its a sad relationship when you have to work to get the simplest form of love from your significant other...

[@immigrant4556]

When you fall into lava with a stack of diamonds *_real sad boi hours_*

[@rcpwProductions]

*kaboom*

[@Ellie_2810]

Oh the pain

[@janelantestaverde2018]

It took me a moment to realize you're talking about Minecraft. I was a bit confused, I have to say.

[@zosonils]

/gamerule keepInventory true

[@birbandgames7566]

*crawls into bed and just goes to sleep for a week to get over it*

[@dirkstrider657]

6:52 Say what you will about tumblr...but "hey I like your shoelaces" "thanks I stole them from the president" is less painful than "When does the Narhwal Bacon XD"

[@justasmltwngir1732]

Dirk Strider agreed

[@sunflowerscout]

thank you, Dirk Strider

[@goofygoofygoofy]

hello dirk strider

[@JD12899]

Turururururur

[@a1b3a3c14nbcv]

whats up dirk strider

[@tcg1_qc]

3:06 this dude is a mad lad

[@Jeneration.x]

6:13 looks like Lucas Werner. "Ask me about my amazing cosplays on Cute Older Daddy FAQ. If you don't, you're a bigot. Also pay $5"

[@vintryx]

Is nobody gonna talk about how *SHE DIED*

[@endthefortniteera.6702]

Nope.

[@YeetSned]

OK bai

[@hadolfitler3316]

Thank you, I was like how is no one saying how fucked up that dude was for still snapchatting a dead woman, like tf

[@kolbyadams1569]

David!

[@thegreatkingdedede7391]

Wait, she died? Who died? I don't get it