Oddly Specific Shirt Adverts

[@mels9763]

I died when he said “there’s a human inside that one”

[@tammywilson6392]

I just unpaused it and heard that as I saw this LMFAO

[@gamingcookiereal]

@Bolshevik Breaker what

[@gamingcookiereal]

@shrimp what do they mean barely human tho

[@ProfRolf]

@@gamingcookiereal not really a human?

[@emmahudsonsinger6859]

Some of these sound like a crap game of Cards Against Humanity...

[@Some-ux6ig]

Cardboard rectangles opposing human life

[@vitaurea]

Flat, 4-sided, hard paper offensively disagreeing homo-sapien collective consciousness

[@DZ-1987]

Oi. The shittier it is, the funnier it is.

[@ndiyabucaphukelaubusobakho1732]

@@DZ-1987 Exactly!!! Smh

[@Yukkuri_Yakumo]

goat smell

[@kipjack]

my dad lost a quarter of his left thumb in a work accident so now he has a shirt that says *"who has 1 3/4 thumbs and ready to rule the world? this guy!"*

[@DZ-1987]

"Oi, a lost a third of me thumb. Did you? No. So i have right to rule the world." I can imagine ye Dad saying that.

[@wisterwilson8774]

Bro my Dad lost a chunk of his thumb due to a work related accident too! We don't high-five, we high-four 1/2.

[@_oceanstar]

When you were cold, who stole you fire from down below? You're looking at him, yo!

[@Covid-ho5iu]

@@DZ-1987 Oi josuke I used I accadently used za hando and now my left thumb has disappeared help me josuke

[@quadpad_music]

To be honest that's kinda wholesome. He just accepts what happened and laughs it off.

[@LeslieHenderson-pg9lh]

Thanos: I am inevitable. Autism dad: hi inevitable my name is autism dad

[@bandit5747]

Thanos: Proceeds to snap himself out of wanting to die.

[@trashcant69]

Autism cat is still one of the best series on yt

[@DioBrando-nb7yz]

@@trashcant69 true

[@coronavirus9893]

autism dad: yes

[@dabutchaistoxic]

@@trashcant69 Retarded Policeman is the best series on KZbin.

[@gustavo_colombini]

i legit want to get the mushroom hunter t shirt

[@tvfhwd]

I really want the harry potter ohio shirt

[@chug2622]

i want the real garfield girls shirt

[@tseye2478]

I want the goat smell shirt

[@tseye2478]

I want mister halo

[@WeevilLover9000]

I want them all

[@FSEThompson]

I feel like the gay clarinet player and mental panflautist are a match made in heaven

[@georgiamayfield5922]

I need my cute panflutist , where is she - gay clarinet

[@honeyjoytaki]

Georgia mayfield I am a gay clarinet

[@georgiamayfield5922]

Pancakes Eliza too many of us. We’re too powerful

[@criswe8293]

「MADE IN HEAVEN」 Yes, Jojo fan are everywhere

[@georgiamayfield5922]

Let’s get this lettuce so many gay clarinets

[@TheEGames]

As someone born in November I can confirm that i do not exist.

[@annagrace2604]

Me too.

[@martina764]

Same

[@smurlix5676]

Bro, same

[@jetpackdog3427]

Hold up

[@chiiborg]

we don’t exist.

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

To be completely honest, I would genuinely buy the "I would rather be listening to the Grammy Award-winning 1999 hit "Smooth" by Santana Feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multiplatinum album Supernatural" shirt

[@mickytherat8020]

Honestly same

[@detectivesnickers6176]

I would too

[@rwbyfanfix554]

Gimme that shirt, make sure it's real or else forget about it...

[@Fishcrab]

And wear it while listening to the song.

[@SlyHikari03]

Same. Just ironically.

[@NeverOhVer]

Nick Fury: “State your name.” Anonymous: “Autism Dad.” **Infinity War Music Plays**

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

"Oh my... God"

[@ignis5673]

"It's Jason Bourne."

[@DZ-1987]

*Spiderman 2 pizza theme playing in the background subtly*

[@noneyadamnbiznezz]

& into necrophilia...

[@stinkiepopsicle224]

“We weren’t expecting special forces.”

[@saberblue]

Thanos: I'm inevitable Him: And I...am...Autism Dad *snaps*

[@idkhowtodeleteyoutubeaccou4728]

SaBer Blue yes

[@jorb801]

Mister halo

[@teslapenguin1]

Hi inevitable, I’m autism dad.

[@quadpad_music]

@@teslapenguin1 - Fittingly, that sounds like something a Dad would say. Edit: I mean, ignoring the "autism" part, of course.

[@Aiko_63194]

Thank you Tanjiro

[@bastionunitb7388]

I like how some of them start out kinda normal and then they take just a bizzare turn

[@Mngalahad]

"One day youll look back on your lofe and say: i really should have practiced my pull out game".

[@GippyHappy]

*Chronic Diarrhoea*

[@nickkayfabe6147]

Mister Halo’s bizarre adventure: T-shirts are too specific roughly 13.7% of the time and I can’t read half of the text on them because the font size is too small and oh god I just realized that I’m on a T-shirt oh no

[@legalizeraccoons]

I love how Will menacingly says “1499” at 5:07 and nobody says anything about it

[@admer]

WAIT WHAT

[@gavinthegreat6568]

I don’t get it

[@animaysons728]

@@gavinthegreat6568 he says “only 14.99” like the price is $14.99

[@inactive6200]

@Maryum Farooq h

[@Hello--There]

Eeueueuehh Theres a human inside that one...

[@deadcatreviewer]

General Kenobi

[@toryacquisto8678]

HelloThere Hello there

[@lpsbrther437]

*h e l l o t h e r e*

[@ronniewoods5809]

*YOU'RE OUT OF CHARACTER-*

[@gamingsoups]

@Yeetus my Fetus Y'all Need Cleetus its a meme Theres not fakes

[@darqv9358]

"Harry Potter hates Ohio. You're welcome!" *-J.K Rowling*

[@screamsinrussian5773]

The only good thing Rowling had ever changed

[@Yetaxa]

Also ohio is gay

[@idkwhattoputhere4695]

If Ohio was gay, Harry Potter would love it

[@cosmologification]

Ah yes, the information I always wanted.

[@bluephoenix7111]

"Ohio is gay"

[@JXEditor]

5 THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT MY KITCHEN 1. It is a kitchen. 2. It has some food in but not as much as I'd like. 3. It has an assortment of knives in it. 4. I have been in it. 5. It was born in November.

[@LPB19019]

-It has anger issues

[@shaunanicheallaigh8308]

-I'm not afraid to use it

[@raf.4028]

Bean fact 1

[@CadenCorded2]

6. It can't control her mouth.

[@cutemess6429]

JXEditor I kinda wanna make this shirt now fuck

[@prismarinestars7471]

5:57 If you read only the large text, it says “I love anime Jesus hentai”

[@prismarinestars7471]

I read it as “I love hentai that involves Anime Jesus”

[@blazekitsune]

That’s how I first read it, I was just like 👁👄👁 🤣🤣

[@SHDUStudios]

Who doesn’t?

[@fematrailer]

I was really surprised that they used the right character for the word "love" on that hoodie. Although they didn't conjugate the verb or even use any of the verb morphemes, so it just says "love" as a noun (as in, like, the concept of love). I think it might be a Chinese company or something that designed the shirt, because it's the same character (in traditional) but it can mean the verb when written by itself in Chinese.

[@formerunsecretarygeneralba2383]

@@Pattiearnoto405 4. I Love Anime Jesus, hentai

[@xxbluestar_j4yx_x]

ugh, theres a _human_ inside that one

[@budgetdeckmastermtg2144]

God forbid...

[@semonerobinson8903]

Me lol

[@atlanntis8064]

She's a Jew tho

[@revolvingworld2676]

Ew, humans...

[@dinadina2000]

Contrary to popular belief (coughcoughneonaziscoughcough), being Jewish and human are not mutually exclusive (sometimes).

[@chaffXgrenade]

"Turn down the hentai, ya turkey" Writin' that one down.

[@princxss_moxie3772]

chaffXgrenade o shit 666th like

[@theblackbaron4119]

Not the autism dad one? Jeesh

[@shixinwu]

Hentai is art

[@StarmaGeddon]

that belongs on a t-shirt... oh wait

[@yavuzhan.]

as bayrakları.

[@AdeptMusician]

This sounds like a normal game of Cards Against Humanity.

[@saddestcatboy]

T-shirts against humanity

[@ihavenocockandimustcream]

@@saddestcatboy Cards Against Humani-T

[@SlyHikari03]

A fuckton of almonds

[@midnightgamer2158]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@pukopoi4530]

why is this on my “play this at my funeral” playlist and what sleep-deprived mental state was i in when i added this video to it

[@KPH107]

@@AngelA-ym2jz absolute perfection in beauty, stunning.

[@ariannahoward4579]

Did ya ever figure it out

[@NEUTR0NDANCE]

The Devil whispered in my ear, "You're not strong enough to withstand the storm." Today I whispered in the devil's ear, "no u"

[@ethan1446]

SH SH Lord

[@Asheslit]

The devil is dead now. He retired. This man is our savior

[@blueawesomedinosaur]

Suddenly he said, "No, you."

[@MrLolMachine11]

SH SH sorry but this is going in my cringe compilation

[@australiumbacon5598]

SH SH I would actually love a shirt like that.

[@PaperCoelacanth]

_Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like the Charred Remains of Ohio_

[@MrLeg-eq4dh]

good

[@lizard8749]

Paper Coelacanth omg yaaaaasssssssssssss

[@eons3282]

*hermione voice* BEEF WOMEN

[@clawcakes]

i

[@Memelord2020]

nya overlord Hermione cried

[@il-dottore]

The Avengers 4: Starring Autism Dad Mister Halo Gay Clarinet Player Mushroom Hunter: Conquerer of Fungi Garfield Girl Bearded Dragon Daddy The Man with a Karate Crazy Marksman Grandma Edit: Added Tax Attourney Cousin Smartass Princess Son Goat Smell Man: Lover of the Goat Smell Mind Panflute Guy The Skinny White Guy: Protector of Boobs Harry Potter: Despiser of Ohio Mail Carrier: Carrier of Mail

[@ivangorskiy9369]

Better than infinity war

[@ganrice2984]

Smartass Son

[@shillbill8579]

you forgot Goat Smell

[@loverstan69]

What about Mind panflute guy?

[@Ciel1820]

I'd pay to see it... oh...and you forgot "the skinny white guy that protects boobs"

[@popip123]

I looked for a review on the anime, Jesus, Hentai shirt and I saw this: I bought this shirt as a joke for a game of dirty Santa, and I am now officially hated by everyone I know and love. But god nor earth can stop me from laughing every time I look at the person who got my gift. I am now in a pot of self wallow, loneliness, and maniac laughter.

[@troloquimicoxd69]

what

[@junkoenoshima8835]

...I love you

[@KingLaZrButBad]

Give someone else the harry potter hates Ohio shirt

[@2firstnamelastname283]

GIVE ME A LINK

[@goodday3185]

@@KingLaZrButBad Specifically someone who lives in Ohio

[@candycorn-]

"So turn down the hentai ya turkey"

[@morromenos1016]

It has the same energy as "blades are for skating ya dingus"

[@korialogo]

“It’s to check if they’re cracked, you Walnut!”

[@衰えるデッド]

I actually want that one

[@joyfulstarr]

@@衰えるデッド Same

[@your_local_cockroach6963]

My mom has a pretty weirdly specific shirt that says “I’m an official cat lady with a accounting degree”

[@gavinator8018]

You sure she isn't Angela from the office U.S?

[@oznersevil5177]

bad day?

[@biscuitstix_]

That's pretty funny actually

[@oznersevil5177]

@@biscuitstix_ that is why

[@livedandletdie]

I think people with oddly specific text on shirts are retards. Unless it's the song lyrics to P.E.P.E - Shadilay.

[@Hirundo-demersalis]

My favorite one unfortunately isn’t in this video, but it says: “Yes, I’m a girl Yes, I have feet” with a video game controller above the text

[@Rudxain]

I can hear Eggman's voice saying "GIVE ME BACK MY EPIC GAMER GIRL SONIC". This also explains why Eggman searches for feet pics in his free time

[@niftyskyblue]

@@Rudxain HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL BEING CUCKED BY A *_HEDGEHOG!?!_*

[@kabosustan2484]

I need it

[@aidanziegenhorn6631]

I once saw a t shirt that said “my grandma is a flute player, AND a stripper”

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

That actually sounds like a perfect shirt for my grandma. ☠

[@JayTohab]

@@icannotcomeupwithanything4609 RIP

[@CayenneRand]

“skinny white guy” smh... they’re called skeletons sweetheart

[@schrodingersv898]

This actually made me laugh until I snorted

[@A2Z83]

i dont thinks its even a real shirt with the text

[@honeybun9077]

r/woooosh

[@somerandomshack]

Maxwell Koyama oh! I’m a skeleton!

[@freshlymemed5680]

So the SJW's have been fighting the undead? Cisgendered white males are a bigger threat than i imagined

[@sirelfwfwfwfwfw]

Breathe deep because no one will ever UNDERSTAND YOUR LOVE FOR THAT *G O A T S M E L L*

[@dr.disaster422]

I just envisioned the multiple presses of "Enter" as a long breath

[@SpadeFuryOfficial]

Autism Dad vs Mister Halo, order your tickets now.

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

What about the conqueror of fungi?

[@themysteriousmimikyu8501]

@@kirbysuperstaruhh3769 he comes in after the battle and beats up the winnee, wait did I spoil the plot twist

[@cheezandmac7224]

@@themysteriousmimikyu8501 SPOILER ALERT Doesn't Crazy Grandma also team up with Mister Halo in the sequel for revenge against Mushroom Hunter?

[@no-xs8bk]

I'll take your whole stock

[@bahrinadrian5072]

_Civil War_

[@Bruhmeister0]

Every intro for SH -Will says hello -the gang says hello back -Will says "I'm sure everyone has (insert mundane thing everyone has done) -everyone collectively says "no"

[@dr.altoclef9255]

sometimes there's a startled Rihanna noise.

[@ace-smith]

The grandma shirt exists, I've met a kid who owned it.

[@burr5100]

Oh my life lmao

[@bingus9501]

Kei The Majestic Weirdo did you think thats what oml stands for?

[@1z098]

@ jesus fucking christ mate. I don't wanna even know the replys you give in a flame war

[@weathermanh]

Cyrsclin oh my life that’s edgy

[@merlin5751]

@ Oh my life Kei The Majestic Weirdo has done nothing wrong! Let's all pray for Kei now, a minute of silence please before we shall proceed to the question. It's quite interesting how do you plan on "turning him into the police" Like do you transform him into a police station or a vehicle? How on earth is this witchcraft supposed to work.

[@simonheerze3085]

The devil whispered in my ear: "Your not strong enough to withstand the storm." Today I whispered in the devil's ear: "You're*"

[@randyortonsbulge]

Simon Heerze if that were a shirt I'd buy it

[@HungNguyen-mi4vk]

Simon Heerze *_and the most underrated comment goes to…_*

[@imthetrashman8620]

Somebody put this on a shirt

[@spek3811]

Goose.

[@SakuraAvalon]

How did you hear the apostrophe, or lack thereof?

[@CherrygroveCity]

It is funny because they're oddly specific. Kaboom.

[@nixienooo]

Dio Drando kaboom

[@vinegar...]

Dio Drando BY OXI CLEAN

[@evangelinewood3325]

e A T P A N T

[@shmeemoi]

Dio Drando kaboom, one piece is two

[@sirquifilous6276]

yes.

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

"my cousin is a tax attorney" I've never seen a scarier job occupation

[@singularityguy9566]

I still remember the sad death of Autism Dad in Infinity War.

[@Asheslit]

The emotional Deus Vult that was played was heart breaking

[@bradleygreer5159]

Nah, Mister Halos death was the saddest. still hurts to think about it

[@spindash64]

I'm Mary Poppins y'all

[@wolfking1651]

“Mr.son I don’t feel so good” -Autism Dad’s last words

[@stopsayingmyname8027]

Mister Halo, i dont feel so good

[@skidmark5308]

I started playing through Halo with one of my friends, pretty normal, so then I send him a screen shot of the "Mister Halo" t-shirt. Then I talk to him a few day later. Mfw he *actually* thinks the main character is called Mister Halo.

[@Ch4pp13]

"who the hell is this Chief fellow? i've never heard of him. he's not on the box cover. i'm playing as Mister Halo, but they keep referring to this giant space ring as Halo. I'M HALO"

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

by night I'm MASTER CHIEF PETTY OFFICER OF THE NAVY SPARTAN JOHN [REDACTED] 117 FORMERLY KNOWN AS THE FORERUNNER ISO-DIDACT BORNSTELLAR MAKES ETERNAL LASTING

[@feartheghus]

DavidtheWavid excuse me sir, but if you’re gonna add lore that is in any way connected to the cancerous 343 industries halo rip off, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave.

[@Cecnorthernohio]

skidmark i always say fortnite has a main character named mr fortnite

[@pacmanslittlebitch8131]

Don't call me Master Chief, It's *MISTER HALO* for you

[@amain9638]

"I am a hardcore person You cannot surpass me, because I eat pant I am also born in December"

[@graviler2514]

and in the night is Mr. Halo.

[@nassarihyman2864]

Interesting thought my man! Thanks for sharing.

[@Fishcrab]

I would love to get oddly specific shirts for my friend group, that are the exact opposite of thier personalities, and mail them to them just to confuse them.

[@misscrouch]

You sound like a great friend.

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

You sound like a great friend.

[@andytubetv8081]

You sound like a great friend.

[@thebettertee]

You sound like a great friend.

[@shootingsmilla1239]

You sound like a great friend.

[@dinkey4921]

3:35 if Rasputin was alive today he would have worn this shirt

[@Nautical_Parsnip]

Ra Ra Rasputin

[@snazzy9175]

@@Nautical_Parsnip Ra ra Rasputin Russia's smollest uwu bean

[@raccoondogzz]

OuchMouse11 why

[@snazzy9175]

@@raccoondogzz Why not

[@potatogamer1877]

PotatoBoiXavier hi

[@345wer]

I think my mom must have been transparent Cuz I never saw her throughout my childhood

[@345wer]

I feel like I should add a disclaimer saying this is a joke, I live with both my loving parents and have done so my entire life

[@DummysGirl97]

Everyone go home the best joke ever made is right here

[@mr.shepherdspie7958]

Strange, this same thing happened with my Dad. He went to get some milk at the store and then just suddenly became transparent. Oddly enough, he became not transparent when I became an adult and won the lottery jackpot, and making millions off my surgical mask investment.

[@kb7633]

@@mr.shepherdspie7958 huh

[@magis1234]

I know it's a joke but Was your dad pregnant? Did it.... Hurt?

[@EvilOdysseus]

If 7:14 doesn't become official Soothouse merch I will be greatly disappointed

[@A2Z83]

I feel they only did this video to sell the shirt

[@RockyPixel]

As an Ohioan, Harry Potter will pay for his insolence.

[@chonkyhotdog]

Does your state even have buildings?

[@raiisleep]

Imagine believing in Ohio

[@margiecoleman1334]

Do y'all make potatoes?

[@icannotcomeupwithanything4609]

@@margiecoleman1334 Idahoians do. (This is an joke)

[@auntbill8166]

🖕 *fuck Ohio* 🖕

[@docpossum2460]

I have a friend who likes Harry Potter and was born in Ohio, I know what I'm getting him for Christmas.

[@TheOneButter]

Doc Possum haha

[@nugnuggaming4327]

Doc Possum I’m from Ohio and I want one

[@omeganame401]

Its a shirt for the University of Michigan. They have a rivalry with Ohio State.

[@kaedril3648]

Doc Possum are you my friend then

[@stephen2101]

Doc Possum i

[@useraccount333]

These feel like these were all Photoshopped. They're just too ridiculous and, yes, oddly specific to exist.

[@marsmartis2697]

I live in Spain, and there's a shop where you can bring your text/picture and they put it on a shirt, hoodie, etc. Any color and size. I don't know the name because I've never been there, my parents go there to buy christmas gifts lol

[@wynterfoxx2517]

@@marsmartis2697 There's also just shops literally everywhere on the internet that do that.

[@wynterfoxx2517]

Yeah, the ones that have decals relating to "targetted" part of the shirt seem especially fake, like the mushroom and goat ones.

[@АндрейМясников-с6б]

useraccount333 yes some are photoshopped because letters are in perfect shape when tshirts are crumpled

[@sylvierose2799]

@@АндрейМясников-с6б oh, someone with a brain, what rare sight

[@enolp]

I nearly dropped my phone on my face at “chronic diarrhea”

[@antoniopaganini5700]

@Layla Forrest reminds me of a propoganda poster (maybe made by someone on Internet or an actual propoganda poster) about soviet partisans yelling if you run out of ammo throw shit at the enemy

[@Sturgeostic2444]

As a Cis male who's never so much as touched a wind instrument, I need the gay clarinet one.

[@Sturgeostic2444]

@@contrapasso1539Since this comment, I have realized that I may just be bisexual. Is that better for you?

[@marspower1288]

@@contrapasso1539 it just means "not trans", nothing radical about it :|

[@eskikanal6325]

@@Sturgeostic2444 epic

[@nou6206]

It would be simpler to call yourself a man wouldn't it

[@SootHouse]

Yo if you're in the Starbucks in the O2 in London, hope you're enjoying the video

[@SootHouse]

I can see it on your phone

[@ketty9009]

Shut up, you're clapped.

[@shift9785]

SootHouse omg you're in England?! I wanna meet you all so bad!

[@smokey4714]

SootHouse im not in london but ill move there i guess

[@davidjeffery2511]

I'm going to the globe theater as a school trip next week

[@JadeBee206]

"Yes some people are born in November" "I dont believe it" *I AM HURT.*

[@jan-mg5ug]

JadeStuff ur not real.

[@christianlynch5507]

November is the most useless month.

[@Palladium001]

Your dad failed no nut november

[@bertollisorganicextravirgi5604]

Go to the hospital then :)

[@Anon-rt3fx]

Strawberry Flavored Clorox Bleach actually if their dad failed NNN then they would be born in August

[@fazgoop]

I relate to none of these shirts but i want all of them where get help

[@annabpal]

Oregan o TM this is extremely important. What’s your Instagram?

[@RoachDoggJR.-]

Ahem... Profile pic plz.

[@wintershock]

shrimpy probably at Spencer’s

[@jahjah471]

Alrighty Waaa mine is @womboking_sc tell me where I can get thse

[@guitubagrips9719]

Specificlads is a tshirt company that makes ironic ones

[@jjfitz9849]

We need another Soot house vid, it’s like nostalgia at this point

[@SeerWalker]

my sister got me a shirt for my birthday that says "world's best sea otter grandpa" I treasure it

[@PixelVarnox]

I want a shirt that says "I am wearing a shirt."

[@anistrashcan8536]

I have a shirt that says pants on it.

[@SlimeMasterNate]

found one in women's, can't find one in men's: shop.spreadshirt.net/tobuscus/i+am+wearing+a+shirt-A25068049

[@Mossyoakwendigo4.6]

Pixel I have a shirt that says that

[@Quintinity]

i want a shirt that says "i'm not wearing pants" and i'll just wear it with short shorts

[@phoenixwright1465]

SlimeMasterNate Hey, i didn't know Toby made shirts

[@thedontpanic]

If these videos weren't so hilarious, I would rather be listening to the Grammy Award-winning 1999 hit "Smooth" by Santana Feat. Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty off the multiplatinum album _Supernatural_

[@Braddle69]

Man that’s a hot one

[@ded8491]

"Ugh, it's a human inside that one"

[@k4nkrelatz]

*I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE THE GRAMMY AWARD WINNING 1999 HIT SMOOTH BY SANTANA FEAT. ROB THOMAS OF MATCHBOX TWENTY OFF THE MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUM SUPERNATURAL*

[@beard6974]

izam-eme I didn’t realise how long it was until it was written out

[@smolbrendan5978]

And it's just like the ocean under the moon too.

[@danielle539]

Can you just make a shirt with Dan's badly cropped face on it with "Minions are a metaphor for communism" in comic sans please.

[@Prismatic_Truth]

I read that as "Minoans are a metaphor for communism" and started trying to find proto-Marxist symbolism in bull-jumping.

[@wjwfifu760]

I only know one person who plays the clarinet and theyre gay *casually buys shirt*

[@georgiamayfield5922]

wjw fifu I am the gay clarinet player

[@lucyk8935]

All of the clarinets in my band are gay

[@firespreader2629]

And thats why i play saxophone

[@sarii_p1697]

@@georgiamayfield5922 Hey Potterhead 😀🦅🐍

[@hamster-t5v]

gay clarinet players rise up

[@Im_NotSue]

Is no one gonna talk about the way Wilbur said "Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a bearded dragon daddy" like calm down please

[@CookieKing.]

no one: JK Rowling: *Harry Potter officially hates Ohio*

[@oznersevil5177]

bad day?

[@isbadatnaming8526]

Next day the Greater Empire of Ohio is proclaimed independent

[@tonka1629]

the only good thing jk rowling has ever done

[@spiken6017]

Who would win Autism Dad vs Crazy Grandma

[@josetomascamposrobledano4618]

Lil Strand Autism Dad definitely

[@albinidk183]

The crazy grandma of course, she comes equipped with a shovel.

[@TA1102AN]

Neither - Mister Halo would come in and fucking destroy both of them with a single punch. It wouldn't even be a fight.

[@clorx1]

I'm rooting for bearded dragon daddy all the way!

[@kiixel]

The fact you misspelled it makes it even better

[@ImmAndreZ]

And *THIS* is why some people shouldn't have access to customizable shirts

[@JonathanSicoli]

Dnb120 this is why EVERYONE deserves hyper customizable shirts

[@ImmAndreZ]

Jonathan Sicoli Lol

[@andyshinsley5763]

“The master of mycelium” 1:43

[@zlyphnix7477]

..jimmy? what’re you doing? *IM PLAYING THE PAN FLUTE MOTHER*

[@HarryBillyBobGeorge]

Only ANIMATION STUDENTS from WISCONSIN with PURPLE HAIR and a GRANDMA WHO IS 91 YEARS OLD can talk about THE PASTA WITH VEGAN BEEF that they just PLAYED HALO at the HAZELNUT COFFEE

[@fordsrest]

And how much SEPTEMBER they were born in.

[@combatpig3435]

I’m guessing that’s you

[@kingkeston1847]

On Wisconsin

[@demonikr1]

Animation student:nope From Wisconsin: yes Purple hair: nope Grandma who is 91 years old: nope im male Yeah...im just some geography/history master that somehow hates to much cheese

[@magik_woman]

AND WERE BORN IN FEBUARY

[@isabellaahern5427]

My grandpa is an old man Born in November Who was an air force veteran I'm shook

[@gnomad28]

Shooketh*

[@korialogo]

Man, have I got a T-shirt for you?!

[@Generic_Name_1-1]

As a lover of "GOAT SMELL", I can confirm, nobody understands it!

[@fkssjs]

Ello ello ello

[@AlovicGrim]

You moved house? then is this still SootHouse? or is this New House not yet sooted? We need answers.

[@herjaatitagain7352]

Alovic Grim Asking the real questions here.

[@bobbirdsong6825]

Soothouse is a people, not a place.

[@AnimatedWyvernn]

*N O T Y E T S O O T E D*

[@beingsactual]

Well, he packed his shit before moving, right? I just assume Soot was one of his possessions, so it has been relocated as well.

[@HYBRIDZHQ]

Dr doom *soots* as he pleases

[@crappyaccount]

For my own reference (and those who never know who's talking) Charlie- blue Dacvid-green Dan- red Matt- orange Jack- yellow Wilbur- black

[@accuratejaney8140]

It's labelled at the start of all videos, also SorrowTV is inverted from Wilbur's I think

[@accuratejaney8140]

Here's all the collabs' colours: SorrowTV: white jschlatt: lavendar RTGame: dark lavendar CallMeCarson: cyan Marshal Does Stuff: dark magenta Internet Historian: tan General Sam: maroon Killian Experience: brown

[@GippyHappy]

Rihanna- pink

[@mars2883]

Wait I thought it was only 2 guys

[@alfieomega]

or the easier option of just pretending they're all the same person

[@angelshardz]

I know a person on Tumblr who had the gay clarinet player shirt.

[@iminsideyourwaIls]

Squidward

[@superkods]

_of course_ it's tumblr

[@WingItMan217]

Well it is tumblr after all

[@LetsGoGetThem]

Tumblrinas

[@karma901]

My cousin is a gay clarinet player

[@milong6152]

I watched this while lifting and nearly dropped a dumbbell on my toe at “Autism Dad”

[@KingBongHogger]

*REAL GARFIELD HOURS* Who up eatin lasagna?

[@sashstaro]

lasaga*

[@Memelord2020]

KingBongHogger *GARFIELF

[@PhoenixPilot]

Is it wrong to want to buy all of these shirts

[@celeste4256]

absolutely

[@leanxan2239]

Not

[@memelord1790]

No

[@DrinkYourNailPolish]

Phoenix Pilot I like them, I would wear them as fucked up motivational shirts when I go jogging.

[@-AAA-147]

It’s wrong not to.

[@evesning]

i want to print the entire soothouse discord on 1 single t-shirt.

[@afellowmemestealer3155]

yes

[@requiemdermorgenrote4465]

that will be one very large shirt

[@dedf1shsimp386]

No man that’s gonna be an entire evening gown

[@ilikechez5775]

Not one of these shirts applies to me but I am tempted to buy every single one

[@liluziintrovert]

5:27 I laughed so hard bc my friend is a gay clarinet player in my school band and I want to get her this shirt

[@MunExe]

My search history would get me with a T-shirt that says something along the lines of.. Today, the Devil whispered in my ear.. "It's free real estate." [Edit] Guess I'm making a T-shirt. Anyone wants one, check for a link in about a month on my profile.

[@itssnowingonmountfuji7988]

мυn exe I want that shirt

[@Skyrunner210]

I dare you to wear that in church if you ever get a shirt like that.

[@spookyplaguedoctor5714]

I would get that

[@nonname1239]

That's a must for me to get that shirt

[@tibbittsaerospace201]

5:34 THATS NOT A MAN

[@saintpansy]

Actually, no one has ever been born in November.

[@paladinmixer6735]

Mark Zuckerberg but... I am

[@KFC_Official_]

Bradley Bsldwin I did not hit her, it’s bullshit

[@totallymarceline]

I was never born then 🙃

[@jakoda2514]

Paladin Mixer you were actually born in October. It's because everyone was born in October.

[@pixel_6493]

Mark Zuckerberg G A S P

[@ahanakazi3759]

6:09 from a distance looks like "I ❤️ Jesus hentai"

[@Inkedalic3]

At first i thought it said " i love anime jesus"

[@cadabreon6743]

I love this timestamp

[@annymus4502]

@@Inkedalic3 oh hi

[@PidgeyHowler]

As someone who LIVES in Ohio, I want that "Harry Potter hates Ohio" shirt so much.

[@rock-hv1hi]

so ohio is real??

[@Oliver-fw6rc]

@serena abadi As somebody who lives in Ohio, I can confirm it doesn't exist.

[@healerofthewaters6508]

@@rock-hv1hi Ikr? Are the legends really true? Or is this just one more thing being covered up by our government? After all, Area 51 isn't filled with aliens. It's CLEARLY the American school for wizards, Ilvermorny. I mean, come ON. Those kids take flying saucers for joyrides and the alien thing is just to cover it all up.

[@healerofthewaters6508]

@@Oliver-fw6rc You from the government?

[@whimsy5623]

No Ohio really exists. Nothing suspicious here in Ohio.

[@LostSwiftpaw]

We need to make Hating Ohio a meme

[@nutquikrabbit8315]

Indeed we must.

[@lazerbeam1673]

Isn't it already?

[@TheFamine123]

Is it a meme if it's already true, and everyone hates ohio?

[@KiryuZeroFan]

Lazer Beam if you live in Ohio it is

[@magicavocado6528]

Too many Asians.

[@FDMKuma]

6:13 if you read only the big words it says " I

[@Abasedbymygrief]

Toidi SaidPls Lmfao

[@utopes]

I don’t think I’ve ever said this before but I wish this video was an hour long.

[@bat8676]

love that my home state is in the literal first second

[@slmp3d]

Sally Brack same

[@PixelBytesPixelArtist]

Michigan is better

[@ohthehorror4278]

You poor soul

[@michaeldreon3395]

Pixel Bytes heck yeah

[@bat8676]

its cold up there tho

[@PhoenixPilot]

I actually want that Grandma shirt so badly

[@felix-of2ws]

www.spreadshirt.com/5+things+you+should+know+about+my+grandma+she+is+a+men-s+premium+t-shirt-D59f20249aa0c6d331af53d53

[@felix-of2ws]

please for the love of god buy it, you'd be doing the world a great deed

[@aliaskt]

No

[@angryhobo212]

Lol did you mean to reply to the other comment asking if it's wrong to want all these shirts orrrrr? :p

[@aliaskt]

angryhobo212 replying to the original comment

[@hercthecatt]

is it bad that I'm considering purchasing one of these shirts and wearing it to school as a joke lmao

[@firstnamelastname7244]

I need the anime one.

[@frogberriez]

get the autism dad one

[@thequ5914]

buy the "turn down the hentai" one

[@comeslammer9455]

Get the one with a THERE IS A HUMAN IN IT

[@QuichePotatoes]

get the smartass son one

[@alex-fs9yt]

"Badass hearing specialist." Okay that's the first time I've heard those words together.

[@anongladstone]

Autism Dad will beat Thanos in the next movie

[@il-dottore]

No, I think the Conquerer of Fungi will beat Thanos.

[@samaboischool]

thanks for ruining it bihh some of us havent watched ya know

[@kirbysuperstaruhh3769]

No, i think Mister Halo would beat Thanos

[@il-dottore]

Actually, I change my mind, The Man with a Karate would beat Thanos.

[@marbleswan6664]

All clarinetist are gay Source: tromBONER 5 months later edit: wut?

[@baileyvelna8141]

MarbleSwan666 facts

[@rachelsimmons8764]

I'm an ex gay

[@basedokadaizo]

hey, i play bass clarinet and i'm bisexual, you take that back

[@bidoof367]

if youre pan sexual does that mean you are attracted to pans

[@corbeaudejugement]

As a flute player, I can confirm that clarinetists are ghey

[@stuckfart]

Oh no. I live in Ohio. I am mournful to hear that Harry Potter dislikes my state

[@colinbuckley4474]

GumGum Jr. move immediately

[@imphie]

Can you blame him tho?

[@mothafuckinanarchist5392]

Dude everyone hates us....Go Buckeyes

[@oliveroliveroliver]

I mean... Jake Paul. But besides that maybe you’re okay? I don’t know, I’m from Texas. You tell me.

[@anniedetroit7525]

I'm a Wolverine who married a Buckeye. Just sayin'.

[@petermarsella6537]

If I ever get a girlfriend I can guarantee I'll get them a really specific shirt on our anniversary just for the meme. No I don't expect her to wear it. Yes I will do it regardless

[@Saiyanryu]

5:23 Squidward's next shirt.

[@goldenpig6453]

It's been confirmed that Squidward is straight though...

[@haymawin]

Ethan Shackelford “this is what a straight clarinet player looks like” then lol

[@Kakarotta17]

Saiyanryu squid ward is not gay he gets all the pussy

[@asackboyplush6508]

​@@goldenpig6453when?

[@henriraschdorff6802]

I'd buy the soothouse short for real Edit: I meant shirt, but I'd buy soothouse shorts too

[@stun2235]

Eat pant

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

Watch out Supreme and BAPE, the Soothouse line of streetwear is here.

[@vuppet5684]

I want a ‘David is hot’ shirt, so people will walk past me and say ‘agreed’

[@Epic_Gamer__]

No please no

[@starglarexy700]

Vsauce Puppet -same-

[@MyTermsOfService]

Vsauce Puppet I have one, now I have a date with someone called Dave

[@spawnoftacobell1644]

Or just make a loud gagging noise

[@rainsparks29]

agreed

[@shadow_shine3578]

Coming back you se hints of Wiburs acting ability. It's so cool.

[@karou3649]

*I AM AN AUTISM DAD*

[@karou3649]

Hey man, don't bring my waifu into this

[@Hasd31]

Violet Evergarden is best girl

[@brooklynr8479]

“ I’m sure they’re are some people born in November “ Me born in November: * surprised*

[@mickytherat8020]

They were thinking of August probably. Who was born in August?

[@christfa66]

@@mickytherat8020 o ye. I don’t think I’ve ever met someone who was born in august

[@ChewedFriedShrimp]

@@mickytherat8020 I was born in August lol

[@ccscheller8193]

I heard someone say "no one's born in November" long ago like what? Besides, has no one heard of Valentine's day? Us Scorpios have a smart way of appearing

[@brooklynr8479]

@@ccscheller8193 as we should, the world deserves more Scorpio

[@sushanie]

Once I bought a shirt that said “Shrek Daddy” on it. Still in my wardrobe and still the best item I have ever purchased.

[@RosyRiverCos]

I own a weirdly specific shirt myself that says "never underestimate a girl who listens to Green Day and was born in June"