To be fair, traffic cones in Scotland live a hard life, and tend to end up on the heads of statues.
@Gosleh9 күн бұрын
Incredible piece of Zealandism X penguinz0 lore today from the trenches of Tampa
@MonzennCarloMallari9 күн бұрын
Gimme more Zealandism X penguinz0 😫
@KylerMalone989 күн бұрын
This means Z is only one degree of separation from Wendigoon
@MarcosGarcia-pj3pq9 күн бұрын
goon?
@ryan_alexander9 күн бұрын
Gooners rise up
@LiftandCoa9 күн бұрын
Zealand x Wendigoon collab when? I swear there are cursed football pitches somewhere, arent they
@aydankhaliq29679 күн бұрын
How? I don't see the connection
@jekanyika9 күн бұрын
Because of Moist?
@brybanz20859 күн бұрын
the moistcritikal lore grows further. we need the 1v1 basketball rematch
@hrtful9 күн бұрын
moist man would probably do it fr
@nathanallan41619 күн бұрын
I can remember being at Bristol Rovers vs Yeovil. After a few contentious calls from the ref, a fan pushed his way through the crowd (having thrown his pie at the Yeovil goalkeeper as well), pushed through the stewards and got onto the pitch. He then let out some kind of Braveheart battle cry, and much like the guy in the video, paused and clearly thought 'what do I do now' before being gang tackled by three stewards and thrown out the stadium.
@Er-tiC-ris9 күн бұрын
Man looked back and thought, "Aren't y'all gonna hold me back? Come on!!"
@mikebate67199 күн бұрын
Bro turned around and walked slowly back like a videogame enemy losing aggro mode when they can't find the player character.
@bagavondo24779 күн бұрын
human traffic cone is legit comparison.
@Hartley_Hare7 күн бұрын
I've been a matchdap steward. It's more than fair.
@DankoQbe79 күн бұрын
Wow insulting peacocks as a "all for show" 4:12 animal whereas we all know the mighty bravery these legendary animals have to play at the premiere league level... Whole Taunton town is in anger after the disgraceful comments from their former manager...
@poundlandrasputin48019 күн бұрын
As someone who stewards st mirren every so often we are human traffic cones sometimes, pitch response are the ones who are meant to grab folk
@mismisimognomo1019 күн бұрын
I see the heat died down, amazing that you got back from that new "in the run" arc of yours 🖤
@VillainActual9 күн бұрын
At 7:04am, I heard Zealand drop a peacock call.... Today has peaked.
@Touchpadse9 күн бұрын
Z has been awake for 24 hours during The Final Experiment? It's confirmed, Z is a flat earther!
@furiousscotsman29169 күн бұрын
Sir you CLEARLY do not know what happens to traffic cones in Scotland!!!! i had one named billy that's been to more house parties than 90% of the human population ! He's seen some things let me tell you .
@normharr9 күн бұрын
Wow Zealandism, great video. Unfortunately, you haven’t run today. Disliked. 10 points from Everton, 15 to man city. Do better.
@athosgomesfonseca9 күн бұрын
Scots literally invented the passing game, real shame their League isn’t one of the top 5. Not to mention Celtic winning the European Cup with an all-academy setup.
@cage941235678909 күн бұрын
Ridiculous logic based entirely off history there mate. Times changed, and just as in the real world, the Scots never kept up
@bradonium64799 күн бұрын
My local team in a Zealandism was something i wasnt expecting to be honest
@adampark42388 күн бұрын
We are the motherwell we are the motherwell we are we are.
@JoeMercersWay8 күн бұрын
I think Z's brain is just 2 hamsters in a wheel frantically running
@LiftandCoa9 күн бұрын
KNIT AWAY STEWARDS! 6:05 I wouldnt say anything because, you have my permission to wear traditional Nordic hairstyles
@millimeter028 күн бұрын
why are american "scottish" accents always just midlands english accents 😭
@paulspeakman50619 күн бұрын
Scotch pies everywhere.
@14llison9 күн бұрын
Bruh the Zealand lore is wild
@dnbtit9 күн бұрын
What you call sheistys are called ballys here and came into "fashion" here before it made it to NY
@ryandownie19729 күн бұрын
In England it is actually a criminal offence to enter the pitch not sure on Scotland tho
@bobsmudger39799 күн бұрын
Depends on the fans. Polis turn a blind eye if it's more than one...too much effort!
@isaacsaunders24659 күн бұрын
The sheisty is the chav uniform, its everywhere in the uk
@mephistowwww88169 күн бұрын
The stewards are definitely thinking "yeah go over there if you like . . No? . .OK "
@HonestTom18929 күн бұрын
Great Bootlegger impression.
@KaraokeDave9 күн бұрын
When you go to battle and realise you're alone...
@ChaneyTM9 күн бұрын
They could have easily reformatted the old style CWC to include all continental competition winners (Copa sudamerica, Europa League, Conference League etc.) and then like the second or third place teams in those competitions, and boom, you have your Club World Cup... But no, instead... Random teams 🤣
@leecarlton7798 күн бұрын
not my st murn getting screen time on the kings channel⚫️⚪️ also this was at the middle of last season
@adaldi_9 күн бұрын
1:13 He's finally admitted it! Rejoice 🎉🎉
@stopspyingonme92109 күн бұрын
Soccertees should be a soccer philosophy channel
@nophone93119 күн бұрын
Herd mentality is a hell of a drug.
@pjl.677 күн бұрын
This was about 10 months ago
@evanlang36139 күн бұрын
Zealand and moist critical basketball lore 🤣 that wasn’t on the bingo card
@indianastones60329 күн бұрын
Haha, pirates baying at each other on passing ships!!! Well, thats one wsy of putting it!!!!haha
@sham19039 күн бұрын
SKAT-LIND!
@Shifty_9 күн бұрын
Only black people can wear ski masks? The world isn’t New York man what kind of a take is that. Have you been skiing? It’s not exactly an environment dominated by people who are good at music. Even if the lad isn’t skiing, Scotland is just cold man. It’s not that deep.
@tomekkaminski26779 күн бұрын
Sure he is wearing mask because it's cold
@sethleel27549 күн бұрын
So I'm scottish and funnily enough support caley thistle, the premiership is really boring with supporters like that trying to be as big and scary as the old firm or at an Edinburgh Derby but it just looks so pathetic, I've seen it at league 2 games at lwterhead when lids are trying to scrap
@andrewsutherland79139 күн бұрын
Schoolboy error from the lad.
@xQuinny13xFTW9 күн бұрын
Was fully expecting this to be the Hearts game last night. Most hostile atmosphere Ive seen and that's against our own team! 😂
@Kalopsia119 күн бұрын
You should check out the stupidity of the so called Rangers and Celtic ‘Ultras’ from the Scottish cup final this past weekend. A bunch of handbags running towards and away from each other in Glasgow city center embarrassing both sets of supporters
@pauldrake93129 күн бұрын
Sorry, but if you were Socrates, you would question everything and take nothing for granted!
@williamcross2109 күн бұрын
or play great balls into the box and then fix any injured teammates
@pedronunes30639 күн бұрын
Great video, watched it all the way
@secard42029 күн бұрын
He was on a basketball team? Of 4 feet tall and under, no age limit?
@michaelward53709 күн бұрын
Makes me proud to be Scottish!!
@chandlerking22609 күн бұрын
Go run
@samim.33918 күн бұрын
Day one of asking zealand to drink hemlock
@georgerutherford249 күн бұрын
These kids are the Ultras lite we suffer from in Scotland encouraged by some clubs like Aberdeen
@Derek-qu8qi8 күн бұрын
This videos is about four years old Z
@lewisclark26959 күн бұрын
Tbh nearly every ultras group in Scotland wear those ski masks
@ConnorKD18769 күн бұрын
tf is a shiesty mask lmao, it’s a balaclava
@tomekkaminski26779 күн бұрын
Isn't balaclava the dessert you can buy in kebab ?
@LiftandCoa7 күн бұрын
@@tomekkaminski2677 No thats Baklava Baklava = Pastry Balaklava = a ski mask/ a racing mask, certainly not originated or exclusive to rap/black culture
@EveryoneWhoUsesThisTV9 күн бұрын
I think he was just wearing a bandit mask mate... I don't know what a 'shystie' mask is, I doubt he would either, so it probably wasn't a specific choice to wear one. :)
@blozman019 күн бұрын
zealand a nycfc fan?
@williamcross2109 күн бұрын
He did a video on them
@doenil26149 күн бұрын
I would comment on Z cornrows
@billmiller23689 күн бұрын
Great bootlegger imitation!!
@bingle127659 күн бұрын
No fell off in fell off, fell off
@ichibaopac28609 күн бұрын
I feel that it is weird with you sporting an NYCFC shirt with an Etihad logo, after all that is said and done.
@stefchemacrae55409 күн бұрын
Wait. Youre telling me there is even less coherent content you cut from these vids? We need a new channel please. Zealandismism.
@aggeolukas9 күн бұрын
Keine aufrufe nach 0 minute er fällt ab 😂
@pedronunes30639 күн бұрын
Hey
@drewdorton90189 күн бұрын
Can you wear a white shirt next time please just to re-affirm your status as the moist critical of football please?