Join Geoff for a very normal 'day in the life' as we buy three cars on a Friday under some crazy, crazy skies. You'll need a lie down after this one, it's a little chaotic.
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@catmantech12 күн бұрын
🎶 oh for 24 days I've been looking for a car for Kevin. Kevin?! Who the fuck is Kevin! 🎶
@wayland715012 күн бұрын
Yeah, it's Norman, duh.
@noelward804712 күн бұрын
Damn it. That worm is in my ear Haha
@catmantech12 күн бұрын
@@noelward8047 sorry, couldn't resist! 🤣
@noelward804712 күн бұрын
@@catmantech I have charged for 500 miles ... back at you. Brilliant Are we starting a play list for the race / not race ?
@interloperdrones117211 күн бұрын
Alice? Who the fuck is Alice!
@alanthomson122712 күн бұрын
No heated seats in Renault least of your worries .
@G5812 күн бұрын
I’ve never had heated seats, never seen the need for them in a temperate climate, and would probably never use them if I did. They seem to be a GBC obsession.
@alanthomson122712 күн бұрын
@@G58 totally agree , I had BMW 525 with heated seats only used for a week after disc issue , really helped , but afterwards never again .
@G5812 күн бұрын
@@alanthomson1227 Ah, well as a fellow back sufferer, I can at least empathise, and imagine how a heated backrest might help. Indeed, there was a point about ten years ago when it was so bad I could hardly walk! I even considered getting a wheelchair!! Then I wired myself up with a TENS machine, and after playing with the settings for a while, was able to walk reasonably normally with a stick. But I needed the settings so high to have any effect, the pads were leaving burn marks either side of my spine in my lumbar region….!! So I can recommend TENS as a solution if you have the problem again, but be careful. Peace 🏴
@Julia-xz7vb11 күн бұрын
i bet it has them, they just never worked
@dungareesareforfools11 күн бұрын
Hate heated seats, I don't want to feel like I've pissed myself.
@matthewstone192012 күн бұрын
I had an Alfa that requires a special tool to change the bulb. It's an awful job... I like to take a deck chair and popcorn to Halfords and ask them to change my bulbs.
@alanflint773211 күн бұрын
I had an old Octavia 1.8 vrs. Wonderful car. It drove so well. Made me smile every day. Poverty caused me to sell it back to the dealership. I cried.
@impy198012 күн бұрын
Always HAARPing on Geoff. What an eventful day, quite enjoyed just coming along for the ride. Actually have fond memories of going out with my dad to pick up car parts or taking one for an MOT, reminded me of those simpler days.
@-technodream-12 күн бұрын
I see what you did there😉x
@zubeystinzen54012 күн бұрын
Never never never should you venture out on the road on friggin Friday 😂
@wayland715012 күн бұрын
I did and I got away with it. Not wise though.
@BerndFelsche11 күн бұрын
When I visited the UK in May, 1997... There were four seasons in the one day in Coventry. London was British, sunny and warm on the holiday weekend. Plymouth was fine and Brecon Beacons were Welsh, overcast and windy. And the hired Rover was blanf but not as bad as feared. 😊
@kennyroberts66097 күн бұрын
Haha!!😂 Halfords for a bulb fitting…. Made me chuckle lol….
@rosiecatbandit12 күн бұрын
Poor Jake's eyes don't lie 😵
@whycantwegetalong446512 күн бұрын
I'd be surprised if sisters of mercy aren't haunting the tape deck. Hold it hostage 'til you get the keys lol
@wayland715012 күн бұрын
80''s and 90's decades are all you need. Nothing since then is worth having. Some 2000's cars are actually 90's cars.
@supersaabclaire12 күн бұрын
@@wayland7150 yep
@mxjaz8212 күн бұрын
We love the chaos.
@ridbanner140711 күн бұрын
Wait for the warmest May on record bull***t.
@cabbage68111 күн бұрын
The Met office are already trying it with their ten day forecast, the gas light has been lit.
@Elsie-uy2kl11 күн бұрын
Blimey, that was a busy day Geoff. Anyone would think you love cars. 😆😆
@GeoffBuysCars11 күн бұрын
Another good one going out at 7pm tonight 👍
@Horus933912 күн бұрын
Jake you are a bloody star, well done Sir. What a day for all concerned.
@kimblecheat11 күн бұрын
25 degrees in N Yorkshire yesterday, and today, blue skies too!
@boristabacsplatt660910 күн бұрын
About the missing car keys, Geoff - Dumb and Dumber springs to mind🙂
@phantom913812 күн бұрын
Geoff reminds me of a hectic Ray Liotta in Goodfellas 🤣🤣👍🚗
@billynomates92012 күн бұрын
was about 14 or something when goodfellas came out. couldn't have the volvo but i did have the black adidas tracksuit ray liotta wore in the film. thought i looked the business 😅
@antwonefernandez755411 күн бұрын
Valet versus valet. 'Valey' is when someone parks your car, valeT is when your car is cleaned. You're welcome. 😂
@farmerned612 күн бұрын
High milage Octavia Diesel , that wont pass an MOT? Wet dream for Taxi Driver of a certain religion , that's got a cousin with a garage (I looking at You (redacted) from Brum that sold me a Hilux with rusted out chassis (hidden by the fuel tank) with a brand new MOT)
@peterbantock874612 күн бұрын
I rented an Octavia prob a decade or more ago in N'hampton. I loved it.
@philliphugh334712 күн бұрын
nice hat-trick Geoff 👍😁
@totalutternutter12 күн бұрын
How much will you take for the cake?
@shadowww13312 күн бұрын
Honestly mate, maybe you should move to east cheshire, last few days have been lovely, sunny, and about 23-25°
@zzhughesd12 күн бұрын
Yup. Cheshire been the bomb. 22 20 23. It’s all been warm. Moisture on head time. In the UK.
@Galerak112 күн бұрын
It's been lovely, just not the best time to find out your 6 month old car's air con needs re-gassing though 🥵 (luckily it's a company car and I'm due a fresh one next week... Yayyy)
@shadowww13312 күн бұрын
@@Galerak1 I can feel your pain, mine need some gas too, but I'm sorting it out tomorrow 😆
@chiefrocka860411 күн бұрын
East cheshire aka the cheap seats
@nixswatson12 күн бұрын
Down south has finally been sunny & hot Wednesday, Thursday + Friday!!! Hoping it's here to stay, fingers crossed. 🤞🌞 Loved this crazy vid lol 😂🤣🤪
@peterclarke330012 күн бұрын
Great video Geoff are you moving up north to the sunshine 👍🤣🤣
@angelakenyon749012 күн бұрын
Entertaining video Geoff really enjoyed it, slightly different and unpredictable as your day unfolded😊 By the way the skies at the end of the video look like an upside down, angry ocean, yes, not usual or normal as Nature intends at all 🙃 💜🇬🇧
@fredEVOIX12 күн бұрын
a sisters of mercy tape O_O who still has that in 2024 rofl it goes perfectly with the analogic equalizer I have never seen that option
@hamshackleton12 күн бұрын
Try changing the front left indicator bulb on a Berlingo! You have to shove your arm down a 3" slit between a box of gubbins and the top of the front, to twist the plastic mount 90', then pull it out. I could JUST get two fingers in, one from each hand! The bulb change itself is dead easy, just the usual bayonet fit. Now try getting the bleeping plastic bit back onto the socket. I 'borrowed' the barbie picker-upper scissory thing to push it back in and twist it, after drawing blood and saying certain words you won't find in most dictionaries!
@wayland715012 күн бұрын
On a late 80's Rover 214 you just pull a spring and the unit slides right out. Obviously they realised that made things too easy and have changed it to an engine out job.
@Horus933912 күн бұрын
That's nothing, try changing the water pump on a Peugeot 405. You are meant to remove the engine, I removed engine mounts, got a big dude with a persuasion bar and prayed it did not slip when I had my arms in removing the bloody thing. Stupid bloody car.
@BionicRusty12 күн бұрын
Awesome. Such a cool video. Flippin’ (see what I did there?) brilliant. 😂🤣 👏👏👏👏
@metannica19 күн бұрын
I had a C70....when the roof was down, the passenger door came open, while going round bends!! I didn't keep it long 🙄 That was the start of my bad luck with cars...but hopefully, my luck has changed, with Dusty (the PT Cruiser, with the ZZ Top decals)
@ibrstellar108012 күн бұрын
I hired a Renault Megane when I was on Holiday in Lanzarotte 20 yrs ago and it was so uncomfortable I needed a chiropractor afterwards.
@cool_training_tips10 күн бұрын
I had a Megane of that vintage very briefly. Needed a new bulb, our local mechanic said that it was as if it had been designed to win the prize for most difficult and bizarre piece of design ever
@wanted-3312 күн бұрын
"I've still got the keys in my pocket". Welcome to my life.🤣
@billsticker11 күн бұрын
Phone interference is due to big CME's mucking things up. Expect more of the same this weekend.
@kevinmott620512 күн бұрын
Really enjoyed this video Geoff great fun with it 😊Thanks for your hard work and good humour. 👍it's not this Kevin for sure🤣
@BRMCaptChaos6 күн бұрын
Amazingly the weather at Badminton for the 3 day event was perfect. Before and after less so.
@user-tf7uo9tv8d11 күн бұрын
Had the 2l diesel version of that Renault. It was brilliant!
@zzhughesd12 күн бұрын
The Volvo on its way up from London is on its way up. Lovely.
@p24hrsmith12 күн бұрын
Jeff .. Jiff the Megane conv is a lovely car I miss mine ... apart from the roof leaks
@larryjimbob12 күн бұрын
The rain in Spain stays mainly on the plain..... apparently 😁 Wishing you well with the 'Moving the family to a warmer country pot' Geoff 🙏
@jamesjeanes569011 күн бұрын
Organised car chaos. Keeping us all entertained Geoff. 🏁
@sib92312 күн бұрын
The V70 Is actually looking stunning Geoff!
@everythingandanything640512 күн бұрын
Lots of reasons to leave this country Geoff, least of all the weather. Do it while you are young enough
@andrewnevermind490212 күн бұрын
Absolutely. I left in 2005. I don't ever return. Absolutley ruined.
@DavidDouglass-uc6bi11 күн бұрын
i had a 1993 Volvo 850 and having it a few years i was a expert at changing headlight bulbs!
@dannydee266812 күн бұрын
A very entertaining day for you and us great work, now I'm off to see if My Mate Vince has got his 1988 Rolls Royce through it's MOT.
@forrestrobin271211 күн бұрын
Excellent! À genuine Geoff buys Cars video 👍
@Redorbluepill6611 күн бұрын
Absolutely bloody brilliant Geoff.🫶✌️🙏🏴
@timhicks215412 күн бұрын
This random stuff is great fun!
@martinwalker337212 күн бұрын
Great video Geoff. Not great skies!!!
@geoffnorton927912 күн бұрын
What's going to happen to GBC if you move to Spain? Not quite as easy as it was a few years ago.
@johnperrin91412 күн бұрын
It's never a bad day when you get to mess around with cars!😊
@comfysofa154912 күн бұрын
Had a regular 04. Megan and it was brilliant.. Until it got written off...
@zippy513112 күн бұрын
You want to get your arse a bit further north, the weather here in Chester has been stunning. It'll rain tomorrow now............ OH! yes all the years of travelling to Valencia from Dover dinghy country, never got a sweaty arse in a Triumph 2500... that's going back a few years.. Yes the manual window regulator handle worked well.
@ibrstellar108012 күн бұрын
If the Octavia was a Politician it would be Theresa May😴😴😴.
@EnglishTurbines11 күн бұрын
Manic, still not quite sure what happened...I hope Jason gets home in time for his Paper Round....lol....😳😏😏
@Jonny_The_Organism12 күн бұрын
Well.....@5:00....It's still sunny here in Barkshershire!....and I'm watching at 19:25 (pm).... still sunny!.....
@RaithUK12 күн бұрын
We have had 23c with breaks of sun all day. lol but first thing i did this morning was looking at sky any seeing the geoengineers where out in force.. :(
@wayland715012 күн бұрын
I suspect Hay Fever comes from the crap they drop on us.
@willtaylor611212 күн бұрын
I brought a saab 93 bank holiday monday last week, never owned a Saab before but it's a really nice drive and very powerful with a 2.0 turbo engine also has lpg fitted to the car so its ulez free. Brilliant car so far
@wayland715012 күн бұрын
Ah LPG is great but it won't be ULEZ free.
@willtaylor611212 күн бұрын
@@wayland7150 isn't it, thought it was. It's a 2006 anyway so not chargeable for the meanwhile. I'm sure my local Caz was LPG cars are exempt but knowing the government they would have changed that
@GolfMike0911 күн бұрын
This is more like it, Geoff buying cars 👍❤ yay !
@Jonny_The_Organism12 күн бұрын
Dang....I was gonna put this in room 101.....and whaddya know....my thumb went into room 101....of all the things....
@bentullett606812 күн бұрын
You cruel person thinking of buying a Renault Megane of that generation. It's known as one of the worst cars to change a headlight bulb on.
@wayland715012 күн бұрын
Renault Megane, it's a bit of a headache.
@DAVIDE-bk8by12 күн бұрын
second only to mazda 3
@bentullett606812 күн бұрын
@@wayland7150 tell me about it my mom had the diesel estate version in one of the top trims. I only drove it a few times but it was pretty powerful, decent enough to drive and had a great interior. Only issues it had were the headlight bulb change difficulty and all of the keyless door sensors failed.
@Brummie66612 күн бұрын
Had a Mégane convertible, the diesel version and it was really good, 60 plus miles to the gallon, handled well, suspension wasn't bad. The electrics were shite. It's one of the smallest cars I've had but I would have another as a fun convertible if the electrics were good.
@greg563912 күн бұрын
I went through three of those type of keys with a Renault estate i had for only 2 or maybe 2-1/2 years.
@gilliangreen661012 күн бұрын
As a fellow Kiwi, i wish Neil the best if luck with an English simmer. We went to London in April 2008 and arrived on a beautiful hot sunny day but two days later it showed.
@on3orafter8 күн бұрын
My friend st work had one of those renault meganes for donkeys years he decided to upgrade to a newer seonchand civil with a wet belt which gave up after 13 months.
@johnwade109511 күн бұрын
That ns wing not matching the door would put me off.
@davesouthall383411 күн бұрын
Renault have a chip installed to tell them to fall apart at 60,000 miles regardless of model.
@ryszardlorenc704712 күн бұрын
Hi Geoff, I've often been tempted by cheap cars on e-bay that in the small print turn out to be cat S or N. Any chance of a vid showing what problems a prospective purchaser might encounter ?
@GeoffBuysCars12 күн бұрын
Yeah!
@bobphillips218811 күн бұрын
BTW, that sky is totally normal. You see what you want to see, and turn it into some kind of ? conspiracy/sinister thing. It isn't. And I STILL love your vids! The sky is the sky, it's nobody's fault.
@maggi031012 күн бұрын
Ohh happy friday people❤❤
@stephenperry942512 күн бұрын
9th and 10th of May hot but no blue skies, and no clouds just white streaks and thick haze. And it's going to rain all next week. I used to work at a Skoda dealership and we had a customer with a Skoda Superb just over seven hundred thousand miles still past its MOT, The only real folt was a rear window wouldn't go up all the way.
@GeoffBuysCars12 күн бұрын
Good cars those!
@DAVIDE-bk8by12 күн бұрын
Dip bulb fitting a 2006 Mazda 3 is one of the worst car jobs ive ever done - 2 hours!
@noelward804712 күн бұрын
Jake took the keys for a train ride ? Nice one Jake Haha
@Bobjlow12 күн бұрын
Chevy Traverse in the US, to change a bulb you have to take the front wheel off, the inner liner, lay on your back and then contort your hand into a skinny sock puppet shape.
@therealunclevanya11 күн бұрын
Smart Fourfour is the same
@robblack756012 күн бұрын
Gosh Geoff, retired early in Cheltenham and would have loved to have done your "click and collects". Sorry, returned to Northern Ireland to play 3 rounds of golf each day instead.
@Live-life-112 күн бұрын
Great miix👍
@EnglishTurbines11 күн бұрын
Remember hiring a Mégane in Cyprus. It was shit...😳😮🇬🇧
@judgejon11 күн бұрын
moving to warmer climate Spain etc will this apply to you Geoff? >>>>>>>> Your total stay in the Schengen area must be no more than 90 days in every 180 days. It does not matter how many countries you visit. The 180-day period keeps 'rolling'. To work out if your stay is within the 90 day limit
@industrialmonk12 күн бұрын
I thought it had turned into a Simon peg film ( world's end) although I think that's based on me. I love chaos I have collected a car & set off to the ferry & all everyone asks is will it get there. Always has up to now even in a Citroen 1cv3 it became a 2cv6 when I changed the 6 ft long spark plug for the right one looky no damage at the destination 12 Hr's later. But interesting times.
@wemawee12 күн бұрын
2010 C70 everything works I'm selling LC10DWG
@engste67811 күн бұрын
Average speed 28 mph ! Sounds about right.
@briant432312 күн бұрын
Did you eat the cake?
@hazharibo743912 күн бұрын
Its been blazing hot in Hampshire today despite the efforts of the vape trails
@raveninblack250512 күн бұрын
Good choice of tunes jake
@deanryland47812 күн бұрын
Great episode Geoff no time to nob off😂
@cmg796012 күн бұрын
Wait what can I pick up cars for you ? Im based in Kent. But I have a house in Stoke on Trent and my mum in her 70's is still in the Potteries. I have had a full motorbike license since 1993 and I passed my car test last year. AUTO ONLY I love driving and Riding. Awsome channel.
@user-sm4bf6vv5e12 күн бұрын
Love this video! What's the cost of a valet? Did you risk eating the cake?
@GeoffBuysCars12 күн бұрын
£25 and no 😂
@gilleyb190012 күн бұрын
Nice choice of music Jake.
@billyskoda68399 күн бұрын
You went to Brockworth to buy a car?? At least it wasn't stolen... unusual for Brockworth.
@user-vx6lx4tt2d12 күн бұрын
Have you seen a big cat today lol I ❤ coffee it keeps me going
@user-ls1vo3ks1r10 күн бұрын
Heated seats in summer? 😅
@user-go2kw5lr2b12 күн бұрын
It's french! What do you expect? Yes rubbish! I have 850 t5 auto and I love it. Had two cars one had to go. And it was the jaguar s type R . The volvo 850 t5 will never leave me.
@bike662612 күн бұрын
Looks like you had a fun day.
@guy446912 күн бұрын
jake cannot lie his eyes are spinning .
@BlackLines12 күн бұрын
I need Warwick Davies to come and do the bulb on my Audi. Even he'll need a shoehorn.
@kevinmott620512 күн бұрын
Think its grumpy Friday looking at the initial comments. Go have a beer and come back folks. Goodness sakes. They sound proper stressed out. 😂😳😵💫
@supersaabclaire12 күн бұрын
Geoff! I'll collect some cars for you!!! I'm doing feck all at home now! And I used to do that for a job! Obviously I favour the Saab's though 😂
@GeoffBuysCars12 күн бұрын
Pop me an email :)
@supersaabclaire12 күн бұрын
@@GeoffBuysCars Excellent! Will do so tomorrow 🙂
@supersaabclaire4 күн бұрын
@GeoffBuysCars Geoff! I haven't forgotten!! Well obviously I have, but I'll email you now 🤣
@DerekEmerson12 күн бұрын
SAAB 93 are solid cars
@therealunclevanya11 күн бұрын
Jon from Auto Shenanigans drives one all over the country
@ianhudson871512 күн бұрын
How about a volvo c70 for your convertible mk1 of course
@shaunmilner559911 күн бұрын
Geoff are you buying all the Volvo’s in the uk 🤣 🤣👍