"You give 'crazy' a spin. You take it for a drive.". Words to live by.
@dickreckard50264 жыл бұрын
and make a clean break. don't string them along or you're gonna get Jodi Arias'd
@negativeindustrial3 жыл бұрын
@@dickreckard5026 You just don’t let them know you’re real name or your address.
@moresquatsmoretwats62983 жыл бұрын
...”have anything with less horsepower?” 🤣
@spike70383 жыл бұрын
@@moresquatsmoretwats6298 😂😂😂🤣🤣
@undergrounddojokeyboardcag7013 жыл бұрын
@@dickreckard5026 Yah bro, you've clearly never dated crazy. There is no such thing as a "clean break". Best case scenario is she is bipolar as fuck and gets tired of you first.
@bsmith89434 жыл бұрын
I love their relationship. So comfortable with each other and so damn funny.
@c641163 жыл бұрын
its just professional. lol they know nothing about each other. like, they probably sleep in separate beds lol
@IncredibleIceCastle3 жыл бұрын
@@c64116 keep convincing yourself of that. You and I both would go to town on her if given the opportunity
@DEADPOTENTIAL3 жыл бұрын
@@IncredibleIceCastle it’s true. She’s with Theo. Tom doesn’t even live with her
@DasUhMAZIN2 жыл бұрын
@@DEADPOTENTIAL nah, these two are married, you’re thinking of *Your* moms house, your mom is with Theo. Very nice lady though
@zenoftupac90963 жыл бұрын
Christina said “Personality Disorder” which Tom waved off & then described a hypothetical woman with obvious Borderline Personality Disorder.
@WarmBusch3 жыл бұрын
Christina described more like schizophrenic. They said the girl at the bus stop or whatever what pacing back and forth and all wacked out. Thats a whole different ball game of crazy.
@Manpantspoo2 жыл бұрын
He did describe bipolar
@michaelsaxonson2514 жыл бұрын
Tom: You don't marry crazy Christina: Hmm, can't relate
@BillClinton2284 жыл бұрын
I just found out Tom is younger than Christina by 3 years. I would say she got lucky....
@Karl_Marksman4 жыл бұрын
@@BillClinton228 because of the three years?
@georgeaksich90174 жыл бұрын
@@BillClinton228 Theyre equally attractive.
@daniellane34033 жыл бұрын
They might be equally attractive but Tom is actually funny. Christina p on the other hand is okay but she comes sometimes comes across like a fraternity brother with her burping in the microphone and talkin about making brown constantly. Not every guy likes that in fact I'd go so far to say is not many guys like that
@ianmac2143 жыл бұрын
@@daniellane3403 You’re a presumptive little guy, aintcha?
@tmcleanful4 жыл бұрын
Christina says she thought it was girls with personality disorders. Tom says no and then proceeds to describe a woman with an obvious personality disorder.
@doit98544 жыл бұрын
I'll speak for all men when I say that once you date a few crazies in a row, it becomes normalized. Put a frog in a slowly warming water story. Also, I'd imagine that a woman knows her "competition" & knows how to spot crazy from across the room because of it.
@koaiaknl70133 жыл бұрын
Personity disorders is kinda subjective tho
@Hoganply3 жыл бұрын
@@koaiaknl7013 You've not known anyone with proper personality disorders, clearly.
@Hoganply3 жыл бұрын
No, Christina said she thought it was girls with _any_ unspecific personality disorder, and Tom corrects her, describing specific personality disorders of which some common symptoms include manipulation, coercive and controlling behaviour, and other boundary issues. Most relevant to the topic are those insecurity-laden traits which produce _slutiness._
@koaiaknl70133 жыл бұрын
@@Hoganply actually I have each is a unique case u don't know shit
@aaron666ism4 жыл бұрын
You haven't truly lived until you've dated a chick who's bi-polar. You never know if she's going to try and pickup another chick to bring home or try and grab a cops gun.
@mnemic69694 жыл бұрын
So the bringing the chicks home thing is a usual occurrence for bi-polar in general? My ex is bi-polar and she would get drunk and try to bring other chicks home as well
@kailasmith74144 жыл бұрын
I'm bipolar and ...yeah
@ava1984 жыл бұрын
(Raises hand) guilty
@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic78104 жыл бұрын
@@kailasmith7414 how you doin'?😉
@KalosPVP4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is so true.
@bgold94 жыл бұрын
There’s no way anyone else but Nadav made that thumbnail
@kronos96854 жыл бұрын
Thats how I will always remember Christina
@jmsmith17674 жыл бұрын
And I’ll be he hammered one out to it after he was done.
@7happy0wolf74 жыл бұрын
She low key looks alil like mia Khalifa
@kronos96854 жыл бұрын
@@7happy0wolf7 yeah without the unibrow
@netrioter4 жыл бұрын
Theo made it
@AlmightySeaver4 жыл бұрын
Boy... hearing Christina say "she twisted your arm" took on a whole new meaning after that Dunk contest.
@dennispugh73684 жыл бұрын
"Do you have something with less horsepower?" OMG hahahaha 🤣
@mrjoe273 жыл бұрын
Best line of this entire clip
@abelwharton4504 жыл бұрын
Crazier the better. I'm a pro at repairing my own windows tires and drywall.
@Space_Toasty4 жыл бұрын
I bet you gotta house full of fans too lol
@jonathannagel74274 жыл бұрын
But can you do your own crown moulding? ;-)
@brettbarton19114 жыл бұрын
Oh man, gold!!!, these bitches going to turn me into quite the handyman.
@Jesus.X3 жыл бұрын
full trottle
@theshadylady19823 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!! That's what's up. Pro active approach.
@michaelschower99263 жыл бұрын
This is awesome for the simple fact that they're creating a lifetime full of memories with each other that they can relive forever by watching their podcast.
@Icedxylophone4 жыл бұрын
"She is empty inside". My brain: I guess that's why she asks people to fill her up.
@mousc4604 жыл бұрын
The first Karen reminds me of a transgendered Sam Kinison.
@thelastmanonearth26314 жыл бұрын
Wow, you nailed that!!!
@scr3aming3agle834 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@flatpepsi4 жыл бұрын
you're spot on dude
@danb48114 жыл бұрын
Spot fucking on
@seangoldenberg78614 жыл бұрын
I married crazy. Lasted for 12 months. I may have been talked into committing felonies, but the sex was good! The statue of limitations has expired btw 😂
@PJ-si4zr4 жыл бұрын
So what did you do 👁👄👁
@okthennone4 жыл бұрын
Watch out Statute of Limitations starts when the state finds out.
@darkdiddler14393 жыл бұрын
Nice. Sounds like it was a blessing in the skies!
@dracomaifoy73773 жыл бұрын
@@darkdiddler1439 - I've never heard of that saying, and I've been around. Did you mean "Blessing in Disguise?" Because frankly? Yours makes no sense. I mean none.
@darkdiddler14393 жыл бұрын
@@dracomaifoy7377 YMH reference heh
@leorubio56534 жыл бұрын
That Karen in the beginning is doing an impression of an angry Fire Marshall Bill, the old Jim Carrey character from in Living Color.. LOL..
@mostlyskunkin15384 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!
@zukoher4 жыл бұрын
LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN!!!!!
@renzecro4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@jleos00954 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Barry-Sweaty4 жыл бұрын
Lololols
@GoldbondPowder4 жыл бұрын
I exclusively hook up with crazy when I vacation. Helps when you have a built in escape plan.
@gregahunt4 жыл бұрын
hilarious
@debuthunter53894 жыл бұрын
That's the way! My best one was the night before I had a 7am flight. Running away from her apartment at 4:30am (in Budapest) with a half finished bottle of Jim Beam in my hand haha. Fun fact: She was trying to pay for me to change my flight so we could bang some more. L O L ! Escape while you can!
@285runt3 жыл бұрын
Smart bro. I used to be the king of, it's not you it's me.
@vincentvega56863 жыл бұрын
that's a great idea!
@benhurj3 жыл бұрын
@@debuthunter5389 how did you build your game
@johnrobinson17204 жыл бұрын
"She actually reminds me of a girl I went out with.. that is dead now.." 😳
@jaredraynor90674 жыл бұрын
I mentioned this on the original episode and nobody caught it. Tom has bodies...
@danielbotello74424 жыл бұрын
I immediately ran to the comments to see if anyone else heard that
@MikeJones-ef1pf3 жыл бұрын
Psycho gang checking in late.
@kelseycain7663 жыл бұрын
I played that shit back 3 times, laughing my ass off.
@DanielColageo4 жыл бұрын
You guys bring me so much joy....that was hilarious, thank you.
@LunaOrgana2 жыл бұрын
As someone who is one of those “crazy” girls, I love the fact they can explain the difference between “crazy” and CRAZY
@dhafiansuhartono86682 жыл бұрын
Eating a spicy hot chicken vs pure capsaicin
@thomashassall962 жыл бұрын
What you doing later? 😂
@lindboknifeandtool Жыл бұрын
Luna hash 69? Are there prayer flags in the room?
@nicocatalano4 жыл бұрын
Had one of those girls for 3 years.. and a year of therapy so far
@belindakaut62123 жыл бұрын
hope u doing better man
@Asalee3204 жыл бұрын
Only reason Christina dosnt go though Tom's phone is because she dosnt want him going through her phone and finding theo vons convos😂🤣
@ntutino19804 жыл бұрын
Tina and Theo were both on Road Rules 20 years ago. He’s never been a guest on YMH. But Tom’s been on Theo’s This Past Weekend podcast. I think Theo did smash Christina
@Q_QQ_Q3 жыл бұрын
@@ntutino1980 who is theo ?
@ntutino19803 жыл бұрын
@@Q_QQ_Q he’s a big Puerto Rican handyman that Tom is jealous of
@wtp76313 жыл бұрын
@@Q_QQ_Q von
@DoubleDash282 жыл бұрын
Ouch. Shots fired!
@FattyMateo3 жыл бұрын
Tom's breakdown of good crazy vs bad crazy is SO. FUCKING.ACCURATE. He is 2020's Socrates
@topdawgtate74263 жыл бұрын
imagine growing up with these two as your parents fucking awesome.
@treezyftw_3 жыл бұрын
9:35 christinas comment plus toms facial expression had me in tears 😂
@thisisCOLMAN4 жыл бұрын
Don't care how crazy a girl is, as long as she follows proto
@RoyArrowood4 жыл бұрын
Unless of course she has baby raper all on her face
@Nattyplatinum3 жыл бұрын
You just lost yuur fuckin’ life
@lucasng47123 жыл бұрын
@@Nattyplatinum no
@ianmac2143 жыл бұрын
@@RoyArrowood what?
@michaelsanders93773 жыл бұрын
@@ianmac214 it's a reference to an episode
@Butcher814 жыл бұрын
The first Karen does a great Gary Busey.
@justinwatson69324 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha wtf this is such an under rated comment! I cannot unsee it
@jamescourts10304 жыл бұрын
Beat me to it
@BrokenGodEnt4 жыл бұрын
Gary Busey doesn't even do that great of a Gary Busey
@michaelh50553 жыл бұрын
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️😅😅😅🤣👍👍👍
@vincentvega56863 жыл бұрын
And she didn't even need to get into a motorcycle accident to get brain damage to become Gary Busey.
@firetiger10213 жыл бұрын
i could listen to these two banter forever
@sombojoe2 жыл бұрын
“I like steady normal” and we all look at Tom and laugh! Haha
@mvk724 жыл бұрын
Never go raw dog on a crazy lol
@TruthIsTheNewHate844 жыл бұрын
Unless its in her mouth
@WKRP1873 жыл бұрын
That was a rookie move man.... He could've been forced to deal with that woman 1 way or another for the next 20 years after the kid was born, over 10 seconds of blowing a load!!!
@jacklame15843 жыл бұрын
Plot twist...they’re all crazy
@dozer16424 жыл бұрын
Saying that “crazy girls are crazy hot” implies that some girls are not crazy.
@kylemark45363 жыл бұрын
Her laughing is so cute 😍
@athmaid4 жыл бұрын
3:56 I was waiting for a "you're also not good in bed" from Tom
@allaroundamazing70073 жыл бұрын
4:05 Christina’s laugh was just wild lmao
@Shinnizle3 жыл бұрын
This is couples goal 101. Forget Hollywood Power Couples. This is the shit right there.
@Jabba_Deez_Huttz4 жыл бұрын
That first lady gave me a Matilda flashback.
@sheen_yeezy4 жыл бұрын
This should be required viewing for men when you start dating.
@garehnkalloghlian60524 жыл бұрын
the first girl was LITERALLY a Bill Bur impression.
@rubberduckian25382 жыл бұрын
Christiana's understanding and condescending of weirdos is really cute
@chaos_omega4 жыл бұрын
Sometimes, when they watch these vids, the way they talk about it I feel like they should be wearing lab coats and holding clipboards...
@maxismakingstuff4 жыл бұрын
Them suddenly getting mad at her tossing her hair had me in tears. I don't know why it just caught me so off guard.
@oakohcan4 жыл бұрын
Thought that was mia khalifa in the thumbnail for a second
@taylorduncan57033 жыл бұрын
💀💀
@bballkid23454 жыл бұрын
Keep featherin’ it, brother
@KarlaJTanner4 жыл бұрын
I love that Christina came from and was a bit mental as I was. Just like her, I picked a steady Eddy, who is hilarious and wild but at home every night. Love funny, rude as fuck daddies.
@show_me_your_kitties Жыл бұрын
Yasss
@steveanton7633 жыл бұрын
Tell me you're crazy without telling me you're crazy. "Come inside me."
@bmorcheesy36742 жыл бұрын
Thanks mom and dad for the advice
@Janzer_2 жыл бұрын
"they don't actually like men" - Christina nailed it.
@ThomasSchmid Жыл бұрын
You guys crack me up! I was crying laughing😂
@madgreek2534 жыл бұрын
That first chick reminds me of a female Fire Marshal Bill character version from In Living Color
@briggyb4 жыл бұрын
"Fire Marshall Bill, your hand is on fire!"
@danielmackey68634 жыл бұрын
I was thought the same thing. Too funny.
@Louis-wp3fq4 жыл бұрын
😂 It's the female Sam Kennison!
@fightzoid4 жыл бұрын
I married a crazy one who was a hellcat in the sack. 9 months later I was gone.
@BREAKENSTEIN4 жыл бұрын
sorry you died. RIP
@TruthIsTheNewHate844 жыл бұрын
Yeah I'm sorry too. How'd she kill you? It was while you were sleeping wasn't it?
@mackieincsouthsea2 жыл бұрын
Y'all two so funny, loving ymh at the mo!
@DR0536 ай бұрын
“She has really good teeth, though” “Shut up, Karen” 😅
@robertm6312 Жыл бұрын
Love a good 10 minute vid about the wild ones
@HighFive2124 жыл бұрын
I love you guys
@GeneralRamstein3 жыл бұрын
twin peaks was the shit... one of my favorite shows
@jarnold17893 жыл бұрын
Shout out to the log lady
@MrSachattack2 жыл бұрын
7:38 The face Tom pulls after he says “he will however finish inside of you” Just killed me and then way Christina looks at him hahahahahahahaha
@thiagoennes2 жыл бұрын
love your pronunciation of "Brasil" :)
@FalL0utB0yDRUMA4 жыл бұрын
I stuck with crazy for 7 years lol. 4 years later I'm curious how she's doing
@Big_AlMC4 жыл бұрын
Im honestly just happy you're not in a freezer, boss.
@Andrews1314fifteen4 жыл бұрын
She is tormenting somebody else with her crazy. Don't kid yourself
@ncsludgefactory54454 жыл бұрын
@@Andrews1314fifteen he don't need to start reminiscing on shit now hahhah
@stevenw33934 жыл бұрын
I’m currently 4 and 7, which suggests you’ll be there awhile longer
@FalL0utB0yDRUMA4 жыл бұрын
@@ncsludgefactory5445 lmfao
@23Robusto Жыл бұрын
Many years ago I proposed to a gal I was so hot for. we had an engagement party where she got drunk, made a scene and accused me of sleeping with every girl there. I hosted a disengagement party the next weekend. Same group minus one
@robertreynolds67252 жыл бұрын
I've been around the world and your assessment is spot on about these women 😂
@hollyk70522 жыл бұрын
I love old clips, Tom is never less twisted lmao
@ZPotCat4 жыл бұрын
Crazy and Loyal is a rare but awesome combination! I've been 5 years in a relationship with a crazy girl and she is crazy for me, so it makes her very loyal (and jealous) but it's manageable! :)
@vavedern88604 жыл бұрын
I'd much rather live in Twin Peaks world than this one
@peterwelsh19324 жыл бұрын
Big fan of the murder incest, huh? (Or you mean the restaurant Twin Peaks?
@vavedern88604 жыл бұрын
@@peterwelsh1932 HUGE murder incest fan
@peterwelsh19324 жыл бұрын
VaVe DeRn the Owls are in the Roadhouse
@Giacomus4 жыл бұрын
@@peterwelsh1932 The owls are not what they seem.
@jdangosilent53402 жыл бұрын
I'm here for the thumbnail. Thanks, Mommy.
@solidsnake38614 жыл бұрын
these guys are realy open to each other
@tenkkutn4 жыл бұрын
Damn that thumbnail. Could you guys make more fake Christina pics?
@Lordandmaster264 жыл бұрын
She is on wikifeet you animal
@a_rod16784 жыл бұрын
Yeah christina might be hot if she lost some weight or something
@fireandcopper4 жыл бұрын
@@a_rod1678 i don't want to be like bert, but a joke about bobs and vergana is to be made here
@mneugent76582 жыл бұрын
I loved how Christina lauded Twin Peaks because "reality is weirder than fiction" while citing a fiction TV show.
@OFWGKTAdontgiveafuck2 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one that caught that
@comuniccate862 жыл бұрын
me ha pasado tom! buenaaaa ven a peru hacer shows
@righteous2473 жыл бұрын
a classic breakdown of this is on YT, the forever relevant hot crazy matrix
@Semiotichazey4 жыл бұрын
First time I've seen this. Christina has the most infectious laugh.
@SR-kt7jc4 жыл бұрын
Look at the final frame in that first Karen's video. (0:40) It looks like the moment in a "found footage" horror movie where we finally catch a glimpse of the hideous creature that's been stalking the hot young people.
@superfanatico1998152 жыл бұрын
Christina is a fine wine
@oOoScarecrow31oOo3 жыл бұрын
Well, my ex told me once that for her: sex is 90% of a relationship. This is when I knew this wasn't going to last. At least, not as long as I had pictured it. 😏
@Q_QQ_Q3 жыл бұрын
but good till it lasts
@omniphage93912 жыл бұрын
oh i get it because you came in two strokes.
@arfarfarf256 Жыл бұрын
Oof i married crazy. Great sex, but everything else aged me horribly and i basically have relationship ptsd. Staying single now.
@drivetheday Жыл бұрын
Tom, you are such a lucky Man to have your Kristina P. I hope to find mine one day. You both are Gen X Gems! 😂
@birdman7929 Жыл бұрын
She is impersonating Fire Marshal Bill 😂
@enjoyanthonymoore2 жыл бұрын
If you ever wondered what a healthy relationship should look like …… Tom and Christina nailed it
@DoubleDash282 жыл бұрын
I mean we don’t know what goes on behind closed doors but I could see what you mean.
@pierson1103 жыл бұрын
the 1st clip the chick was like Fire Marshall Bill lmaoo
@ava1984 жыл бұрын
(Blinking ... going flush) I just realized I am only test drive material 😪🥴
@theupscriber653 жыл бұрын
"I don't think uh..ok" 🤣
@Puhtetang3 жыл бұрын
I’m subscribing because you are both crazy! I can’t wait to see how crazy
@vtrlpz43964 жыл бұрын
Luv the Teddy Fresh sweater! Hate the adidas one. xD
@_4_0_4_64 жыл бұрын
This hit too close to home lol
@chriswitry69764 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail turned me into a 🔭
@blade56724 жыл бұрын
LUV when christina drops some wisdom
@KR-ki9hw3 жыл бұрын
I worked for a woman who sounds like that Brazilian woman. She was a sociopath, and I believe, disliked men, but wanted men to want her.
@Joshdonteatsquash3 жыл бұрын
And just like that, @6:34 Tom turns into Lee Syatt for a split second.
@marlontaylor87223 жыл бұрын
"people do it all the time" I'm a fan for life now
@vwracer969 Жыл бұрын
pizza and ........ rinse and repeat lmao😂
@jackslagle2019 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for that guys. I’m just not gonna contact my wife for a week now to spice things up.
@nathiandavault21712 жыл бұрын
Need to hear that lady yell "Let me tell you something" in her Fire Marshal Bill voice.
@Mike..2 жыл бұрын
Idk, I'm a guy and I like when girls "manipulate" me. Granted, I generally know what they're doing and am going along with it. But it can be nice to be around someone who is flirtatious and engaging, even if at the end of the day they don't really care about you.
@chainsawsubtlety98282 жыл бұрын
Sorry, dude, but that is the saddest thing that I've heard in a long time.
@Mike..2 жыл бұрын
@@chainsawsubtlety9828 All good dude. To each their own
@chainsawsubtlety98282 жыл бұрын
@@Mike.. I don't want to get preachy, but I just have to say that you deserve better than that. Probably.
@awesomeguy13463 жыл бұрын
First chick reminded me of Mars Attacks.
@andrest-jacques22654 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, seen you on Joe's Podcast, glad I found this, also you wife is fucking awesome!!! New sub here!
@m.rasheed12143 жыл бұрын
The first lady ("Shut up, Karen!") did come across like she was doing a Morton Downey, Jr. impression.
@azn2xcbbjai4 жыл бұрын
@5:58 "I like steady normal" wtf? Segura is great, and he isn't crazy, but I wouldn't characterize him as steady normal lol.
@rjbenson96214 жыл бұрын
They're married with kids.
@AriadeMeira3 жыл бұрын
as a Brazilian, this is FUCKING HILARIOUS!
@justinroca932 Жыл бұрын
My alarm system is completely broken. Every girl I've ever dated (and married!) Is the type they're describing here
@Tiedy883 жыл бұрын
Without Tom there is no content
@Dan-ln8el2 жыл бұрын
the snort....lol!
@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork2 жыл бұрын
Good advice.. My ex-wife was one of these... red flags adapted now... lol