crazy old girlfriend stories part 1

[@funijeni]

Dang after hearing this story I’m glad I’m single!!! I’m so easy going and I run away from negativity and “short fuse” people Better to me alone then to be stuck with someone that you have to walk on eggshells with!!!

[@danf16dcc38]

Your better man than me steven, i would have never told her that i had a vasectomy. I would have told her lets just keep trying, im sure it will happen soon 🤣🤣🤣

[@milotorres6894]

F ing hilarious had a friend do the same thing not my kid whose is it.lmao.

[@dcrog69]

😆

[@Fireship1]

Steve seems to have an affinity for fog lights! 😉👍

[@stevenlavimoniere]

good set of fog light will get you through the ruff storm

[@ripemelon393]

I know I do

[@tomcordio173]

You are a funny bastard. I love your stories and expressions. Keep them coming.

[@slamhart1]

This is absolute KZbin GOLD!!! Thanks Steve Lav for the laughs!

[@myheartisinjapan3184]

Steve, your laugh, your girlfriend stories, Cutie pie Molly running around...all of it. You’re just a joy every day during this crazy difficult time. 💖

[@stevenlavimoniere]

i beat you have some stories mama

[@myheartisinjapan3184]

steven lavimoniere I do! 😂one guy, on a SECOND (and last) date, had the nerve to come out and ask me how my ovaries were. I guess he was in a rush to have children. I almost choked to death on my egg foo young😂. I thought, damn, this guy has way too much nerve for my taste. 😂I also did that online dating thing for awhile (not tinder or any of that b.s...I used one of those “better quality” paid type sites). Let me tell you, those were som hairy but entertaining experiences. 😂

[@watermanone7567]

@@myheartisinjapan3184 We should all write a book on our stories. Thanks

[@stevenlavimoniere]

@@myheartisinjapan3184 lets hear the stories i need good content for my cannel mama

[@myheartisinjapan3184]

steven lavimoniere one of the guys I dated from the dating site, Steve, turned out he was a damn mafia guy. I didn’t realize it at first, or I’d never had been dating him. I should have been tipped off by his fancy cars and seemingly endless cash he had on him. But I wasn’t. Another guy was a drummer for a local Pittsburgh band (that had a cult following around the USA, and even around the world). I had gone on a tour with him. Turns out, during the tour, he got in a fight with his fellow band members (he had a really hot temper at times), and stormed off the bus in the middle of IOWA, grabbing my hand and pulling me with him. We were left to our own defenses, as the bus drove away. We had to “hitch” a ride until we could find a place to get a flight home. Lucky I am still alive. Some men can be so ridiculous. You never know what you are getting into until it’s nearly too late, I swear. I had to get out of that dating site. It was just too crazy for me.

[@tommyt5815]

Steve shooting blanks in the cuddle-sac lol you crack me up

[@richardesposito6622]

You keep coming up on top of my Ytubes! Glad I watched it!! Absolutely love these!! Stay Warm folks..

[@themayorofairconditioning2868]

You're a great storyteller Steve. Listening to your stories while working really passes the time.

[@stevemarkovic9326]

I love this video steve!!! Please make more like this!!!

[@watermanone7567]

That is a great story. Wish I could tell you some. Keep them coming. Many thanks.

[@United_HVAC_and_Fans]

STEVE WAS SHOOTIN BLANKS MAMA!!! Couldnt stop laughing!!

[@terrystroble8657]

Imagine the stories the poor women have about ol Steve...lol... Ohhh mama!

[@ntsecrets]

6:56 the day steve starts wearing gloves whenever he works

[@jhhvacplumbing1944]

Funny story Steve , thanks man .

[@colleenkaspar1790]

We want more crazy girlfriend stories!!!

[@eddiealvarado3531]

This made my day, lmao thank you.

[@Bediasman]

Great stories, thanks

[@trems310]

Must be talking about good ol' Mardi Gras!! 😆 I live 3 streets over from it. They knocked it down. Used to love going there. Jr's rock room for a live band. Met many sattlebag Sallys outta that place! 🤣 Dam shame everythings gone. Anyway, love the plumbing and story vids! Keep em coming neighbor! 🍺

[@sparkydave2783]

Great to hear your tales, Steven. For me they’re even funnier with your lovely accent, local dialect and ‘Steven Lav terminology’. Great videos. Thanks bud 👍😁

[@scuba422123]

I was 300 a week plus the extras and the ex moved up to the gray goose and paid for her boyfriend but here in America still had to pay every penny steve I think most of the good woman are still married...and the rest are better off single

[@airprok8328]

I pay $1000 a month for 1 little girl! I feel your pain: it’s 53% of my paycheck

[@austinwilliamson2920]

You have really convinced me to be single 😂I’m 22 and never had a date in my life

[@jasonmushersee]

that's bi-polar i dated one of those thought i could handle her nope. stunning beautiful looked like a young cybill shepherd but 2 separate people in 1 mind for sure

[@tomscott4723]

They are ALL CRAZY!

[@erikj.2066]

Bob Barker usta say; "have your pets spayed or neutered". Stevie Lav took that advice....personally... mama.

[@jefferygrady3181]

You are just too funny! I have found most women have some kind of issue! LoL!

[@scottrogers2831]

“Bi-polar Betty”

[@justthetip96]

Just saw this video for the first time. I have that same exact living room furniture lol

[@mustangdbest220]

Steve you should do some live-streams

[@thomasmorrison3279]

There must be a lot of fog up north where Steve lives. He seems to be obsessed with fog lights:)

[@simonpicken6055]

Thanks for the laughs!

[@milotorres6894]

Been there done that lol 😆😂😂❤️ damn if you do or don't funny how their reaction always catches you off guard apologize ahead 👍 of time for future slip lol.

[@omulus138]

Got Myself Spaded I About Friggin Had A Heartache Laughing Brother

[@FernandoLopez-js9fi]

Here in texas talking about a man not paying his child support is a good way to get put in your place . Glad your a stand up man Steve

[@patriciamariemitchel]

That's funny, Steve. All you had to do was say, I'm gonna getcha! And she starts running around the coffee table. One way to get her exercise 😁

[@NY411Info]

Steve's going Bat-Shit Crazy in this lock down we are all in. Aww shit, so am I and everyone else watching.

[@mrlds3202]

That’s a tough story man !! Hope I never go through a bad divorce. This bad breakup with my girlfriend has been miserable enough 🤮🤮🤮

[@PolishJoe1000]

Man, Steve Lav, Neutered Clam Killer.

[@3maxin]

STEVE!!!! We need more (Cooking with STEVE) videos. You do any BBQ action...

[@JDH_123]

Thank god you’re on KZbin

[@JDH_123]

😂

[@NorCal-refrigeration]

Get that pole straight! 🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@timvanandel237]

Fog lights are key 👍

[@waltradcliffe4482]

This is why I stay single now I always seem to find this type too, when I was trying the online dating this one said we would be a perfect match and was very persistent turns out she had copb and was on oxygen I had on my profile I ride motorcycles hike camp kayak how did she think we would be a perfect match?

[@peterm3333]

Quite the story! She was trying to hook you for sure. Just imagine if you had her kid, she'd probably do a hell of a lot more to you than yelling lol.. I like being single myself😁

[@bobbyl5585]

Absolutely hilarious Steve! This is the perfect entertainment while being in quarantine thanks to the bat eaters. Only took the broad four years to realize you were fixed but she was worried you killed the clams. Good thing you dont gotta pay child support for those steamers! LOL

[@will908]

Steve do a car update! Would love to see them old classics again!

[@giovannidicostanza7742]

Ciao Steven sei un Grande From Italy

[@zeke112964]

Steve traded the .44 Magnum for a starters pistol ....shooting blanks....LOL

[@papakrampus3062]

Buck heads instead of butt heads and cuddlesac instead of cul de sac lol. Hey, dim dem fog lights lady, youse blinden me!

[@futz48]

The east coast way of speaking sounds pretty odd from here at the west coast. Quite the accent. But I'm sure I would sound pretty odd to Steve too.

[@johnwojsiat9924]

He also says Chiminey instead of Chimney in the work videos

[@MrBuckhuntermatt]

Haha nice!

[@wcsd9577]

4:31 "cuddlesack"?

[@sparkydave2783]

WCSD come on, you know what he means. I think Steven’s dialect and own phraseology is very entertaining. Don’t pick holes in the guy.

[@dannykeane6565]

call it Dballed

[@peteraitken6494]

Think I married her Steve lol 👍

[@WitchidWitchid]

You can make a really awesome. Massachusettes style clam chowder with those steamers. They are even great for a Manhattan or Rhode Island chowder as well.

[@bobgallo2178]

Thanks for sharing, Steve. Neat that you can laugh it off. Keep the humor up during the Hong Kong flu pandemic.

[@rosemarywalker924]

Close shave their Steve 😂😂👍

[@scottk0623]

They have medication for a woman with that issue. Lol, Remember ........ crazy doesn’t show up for 6 months

[@mrlds3202]

Scott Kneeland for my last relationship it only took 3😂😂

[@azzamalnahed3566]

hey steve why do you wear gloves in all your videos?

[@ManJO601]

gotta love Steve

[@upallnight888]

So, Steve you're a Sunkist Orange, all juice not seed. LOL

[@warrensharp935]

So did you get the bearded clam

[@albert-gazo]

The Peoples Plumber-diaries is good content. Write down all the crazy shit so you won't forget. This stuff is really entertaining

[@dacircusclown1]

The better looking they are, the crazier...

[@troygoodnow5114]

Steve the Butcher... working on the tenderloin

[@serge4856]

Molly with the grinch feet 😂

[@mustangdbest220]

MS. Molly got the zoomy’s

[@Sidicas]

Appreciate the wisdom. Never worth it to stay with crazy.

[@shupe1907]

Damn Molly's loaded with energy! take care Steve!

[@statedace3]

I'm paying for one now..I'm fixed.Spaded..Sniped..But can I see ya next week lol..

[@paidda]

Haha blankety blanks! 😅

[@iancampbell582]

Sorry to hear some asshole has negative things to say about child support.Best ignoring them steve we know your a gentleman.

[@iaagg]

*Fixed*

[@glennmanchester1568]

If I had to guess your not lying about your daughter as it appears you've done well and are a very responsible dad and even tho it's been a long time in 4 yrs of school we talked a bunch you always had the work ethic and just all around good dude ethic no need to explain yourself to anyone bro that's horseshit dont stress the haters its jealousy is all

[@robertp7209]

The woman has neurosis, or worse. Was she being treated? And mental medications? By the way, a lot worse today. Today you need to demand a full psychological evaluation and physical, certified personal financial statement, and list of medications. They carry around a lot of baggage that permanently damages them, not visible to men.

[@biker55555]

Lean, Mean!, Dancing Machine!

[@Bub61fd]

Our dog steven every night he waits for our laser light, I can sit in chair and run him ragged, he’s a golden retriever. Dogs are cheaper!

[@vf5126]

Man, you might look into Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD) to see if that fits Dorthy. I did 3 years with one, same shit.. After the 7th no-reason breakup, I stayed away.

[@hugheshomeimprovementssp4055]

Now we know why you wear gloves!🤣

[@greg778123]

That’s why you where gloves 😂 ( bicycle )

[@jjreal9910]

At least you know she was faithful & no STDs, thats something. Nobody gets everything.

[@robertrichard9460]

Too funny! LOL

[@kimishalp]

Poor guy 😂 I hope you've had at least a couple a peaceful ones, not all the ladies are crazies 😘

[@RG_sssSMOKING]

Break out that Cowboy hat and show us on the next video. I have a few of them myself. Yep good old days for sure.

[@artie360]

Good video!

[@bobparrott8130]

👍Steve best thing yeah did getting fixed !!!! Just think you would be 100k + in the hole paying her off not mentioning her possibly coming after ya for more cash. I don't believe any peace leaf is worth that cost bud.... That's usually how they trap you which means controlling your life dude.

[@pasqualepapaleo662]

Call her

[@JohnstonPettigrew]

Yeah, that was a pretty good story.

[@RobertKohut]

My oh my, Miss Molly is too cute... ;-)

[@donnierobertson3088]

Nice

[@waynespringer501]

I know a guy who has had 2 kids AFTER he was clipped.

[@ClickinChicken]

Listen, My Uncle Don was a bachelor. He loved the Milwaukee Brewers. It's hard. Now Look at me.

[@ClickinChicken]

.no substitute for being yourself. I'm no romeo. here. Proud to know ya. :)

[@johnwojsiat9924]

Most Guys will take a lot more BS from a Tenderloin than they will from a Porkbutt !

[@Patrick-eieio]

Been there.

[@lydiacartagena643]

Omg how cute

[@djfremen]

Wait. No Value Testers???

[@sparkydave2783]

Steve said in an earlier video that he’d agreed with the guy to hold off on the adverts for a while..............the corona-rona 😉

[@nickc7494]

Live and learned, unfortunately cute single woman are single for a reason!

[@jasonjoncas5998]

Hey Steve what doesn't you kill makes you stronger 30 years and she has mellowed out my youngest of 3 24 years old now. My wife has seen the light I need my time she gets hers. MAN back 4 years married constant bickering. Weekend trips snowmobiling yeah one a season wing nights a constant fight. Yeah we split a couple of times but still together don't know your story and that's yours to tell. Lets get back to the crazy girl friend stories.

[@donalddesnoo5303]

If you look up narcissism that's probably where she was at 🙄

[@BritishEngineer]

I thought that too

[@ntsecrets]

Three words: Borderline Personality Disorder