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[@abbienormals1669]

47:18 There has been homosexual activity recorded in male sheep but not in females. The primary reason that people haven't witnessed this interaction is because when female sheep want to show that they are ready for intercourse, they stand still. So if two lesbian sheep want to have lesbian funtimes, they just... stand still.

[@sunfastrose]

The poor sad lesbian sheep

[@catpoke9557]

That's so sad lol. Lesbians seem less common in nature in general, and I wonder if this is why. They just don't know what to do. There's a type of gecko that is all female and they're also all gay despite that. They smash and then start ovulating automatically even though no fertilization actually happens.

[@danielomar9712]

That is SO lesbian lmao 😂

[@petrify4814]

So like human lesbians, then?

[@cupcakewithatophat1131]

@@petrify4814lesbian: alright, I want sex *stands still* *nothing happens* Lesbian: >:(

[@codyjones3311]

“Your inability to understand science is not a valid argument against it.”

[@petercaliver]

"Normally water is not hydrated..." I don't even know how to respond to that

[@ChloekabanOfficial]

I'd respond with "what does the 'H2' in 'H2O', the chemical formula for water, stand for?"

[@catsquidcatoverlord9842]

Another response, So you, just want, 1 oxygen. Don't even want to combine that? Ohhkayy.

[@RaunienTheFirst]

​@@catsquidcatoverlord9842 maybe we should try to convince them to drink oxygenated water aka hydrogen peroxide.

[@imcerro]

H22O

[@319hiroyuki]

Wait until she finds out that hydrogen got its name from water lol

[@jeffery9543]

Lost it at the "Arthritis is calcified bones" one, cause WHAT. YOUR BONES ARE VERY MUCH ALREADY CALCIFIED. *PLEASE KEEP THEM THAT WAY*

[@mikkitoro8933]

Also, I don't think arthritis has much to do with bones except for when they touch each other after cartilage breakdown. But that's more of an effect instead of the focus.

[@Finleys_snek]

Ugh... Can't even have a cartilaginous skeleton these days... Cancel culture strikes again!

[@-xxMelissaxx-]

Lmao "...please keep them that way" made me laugh so hard I snorted 😂

[@jessicaolson490]

Maybe they think it calcifies the cartilage in their mistaking that for bone? At least they would be a slightly closer... I bet they're having this misunderstanding because they're just looking at somebody's swollen stiff hard joints and thinking it's bone and not realizing the actual process behind arthritis.

[@GretchZ]

Yeah. I remember when I was a little kid and found out that it was bad to drink distilled water and was super sad. It’s delicious! Dammit!

[@1ucif3r_h311]

This is your daily reminder that the first time that scientists found octopi mating they were 1. both male 2. both different species and 3. the smaller one was topping. The octopi showed no signs of distress, they were clearly into it, and octopi are too smart to not know what they were doing

[@schnuffelschnuffel141]

i think im an octupus

[@weakness.detector]

the smaller one topping is wild

[@kaylaHat]

To be fair wouldn't it be easier for the smaller one to top?

[@Pirates.27]

​@@kaylaHat also female octopi are bigger than males, so it's in their nature.

[@shinycaterpie4443]

​@@weakness.detectorIn my experience being tall very much doesn't stop you being a bottom

[@shadowlotus6189]

11:35 "its surprising neanderthal has been used as an insult because they were kinda poggers" - a sentence i never thought I'd hear and a sentence i never knew i wanted to hear out of pocket

[@MyVanHaven]

What's funny about the lady with the "hydrogen enriching" water bottle is that all of the things she listed, "repairs cells", "increases insulin sensitivity", "helps avoid constipation", etc, are literally all things that WATER NORMALLY DOES ON IT'S OWN.

[@LittleMaitea]

That’s what I was about to say!!!! The whole thing comes off like how parents try to scam you into drinking more water when you are a child „No that’s not normal water! It’s super water that gives you superpowers „

[@Dutch_Man68]

Yeah, correct me if I'm wrong, but water is H2O, meaning 2 hydrogen atoms and 1 oxygen atom, so water is already mostly hydrogen!

[@oakenshadow6763]

I was going to say she drank the Koolaid on that scam, but it's just water.

[@sprig5173]

​@@Dutch_Man68new water is H3O. Extra H.

[@astralcamisado648]

Yes but what if they wanted more water per water? Surely that's going to be extra healthy? /j

[@RothAnim]

I wonder how many of those people "remembering the yellow sun" grew up prior to the Clean Air Act? Maybe the sun "isn't like they remember it" because it's not being seen through a haze of smog.

[@Kassilphe]

I was thinking the same thing! They might be right about the facts ("the sun was more yellow before") but are not contributing it to the right reasons. Add in a bit of memory bias and the "slightly more yellow" becomes a "bright yellow" that makes the current view seem more artificial. Especially if you - for example - compare old halogene light bulbs with the LED ones, which are more white in most cases. Voilá you got the explanation of "the sun is now a LED replacement". Whoever came up with this explanation first is approaching it like a kid and it is actually quite clever...if they were a kid. Because clever kids try to connect things they know to get explanations for things they do not know. However they would also be ready to rework their explanation if they get new facts which these people are apparently not.

[@pokegard]

I would assume it could also be related to drawings because allot of kids learn to draw it yellow

[@SaturnPandaCat]

I do seem to remember the sun being more yellow, but that could be the power of suggestion. And correlation doesn’t equal causation. I wouldn’t dream of confidently proclaiming the causation, even if it were true that the sun was more yellow, because I’m not a scientist.

[@roxyndra]

maybe it's because vision yellows with age, so to them, everything is a little yellow and the sun doesn't stand out so much anymore (i also wonder if it's because how everyone draws suns in school)

[@pollynchrys]

if i ever actually hear someone say that “the sun used to be orange so nasa must have replaced it with LEDs”, i’m gonna take it even further and tell them that the sun needs replaced every generation or so or else it’ll burn out and we’ll be left in darkness. the orange light is just a sign that it’s getting too dull and needs replaced

[@andistansbury4366]

At NASA, every 20 years or so, Steve climbs up a Comically Long Ladder and replaces the light bulbs that light the Sun.

[@pawchiima]

@@andistansbury4366good thing it’s steve doing it, i have a fear of heights and it’s known that man has no fears

[@SamForgorAgain]

@@pawchiima Oh, you don’t know… Someone put you down for the next sun change… It was in the email…

[@pawchiima]

@@SamForgorAgain ugh it was probably Jessica, she always does stuff like that 🙄🙄 time to report her 😇 (love ur user btw it's so real, especially since my name is also Sam 😭)

[@Neithie]

That effing sugar/lemon thing for cancer... when my stepmum was told she had terminal cancer my dad became obsessed with refusing her all sugar and feeding her lemon juice. She went along with it because she knew he needed to do it but she knew it wasn't real... she could feel her body failing. It just gave dad a false hope and obsession that drove him for months... months lost where he could have been taking my stepmum around to her fave resturants, as she was a major foodie, and just let her enjoy cooking her fave recipies. I loathe that stupid lemon and no sugar 'cure for cancer' thing.

[@catpoke9557]

They're right that the cancer cells will die if you don't eat sugar. As will all your other cells, since you need sugar to live. You either eat it or you eat something else and your body converts it into sugar anyways which then fuels your cells, cancer included. This is why cancer is so hard to treat. You can't really kill JUST the cancer.

[@turniplady2522]

People who think food causes cancer actually confound me. Like, I know about food being carcinogenic and stuff, but they say this shit about blood cancer, breast cancer, etc, so like ?? My brother had leukemia and ppl would actually try to make my parents feel bad for feeding him junk food that he enjoyed. Like what are those kinds of people even thinking. I'm so sorry for your loss, hope you're doing well

[@SaturnPandaCat]

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope you and your family, especially your dad, are doing ok now.

[@nito8066]

oh ggod OH GOD jesus fucknig crist

[@MeganBomar]

I thought for one second that Click was going to be reading me an Eldritch story about edging and my brain flatlined. A mid-morning stroke is a great pre-lunch appetite builder.

[@tBDotP]

i think my brain is going haywire, what kind of stroke? i need clarification please.

[@Ramsey276one]

*PAUSE*

[@Artificer_]

@@tBDotP like stroking… something.

[@MeganBomar]

@@tBDotP You trying to help put me back there?! XDDDD

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

Good sweet lord...

[@John_Weiss]

12:07 When discussing anything that involves the word, "radiation," I require people to scream the word, "radiation," in terror while muppet-flailing their arms in the air. Because, if your understanding of _"raaaadiation"_ amounts to "magic demon rays," then imma make you act it out.

[@flazzorb]

Fun thought, the reason "the sun used to be more yellow" was because there was more visible pollution.

[@sunnyyy-333]

That’s what I was thinking haha. Lots of these people are referencing the 70s/80s and my only reference is the USA, but the atmosphere/pollution has improved a lot since then. So it makes sense that the sky/sun looked different 🤣🤣

[@dziooooo]

This! And they've had a chance to observe it a lot recently in the US, with the wildfires affecting large parts of the country and creating orange skies and wildly colorful sunsets. The sun was not replaced by a NASA lightbulb, you're just not breathing shitloads of fumes and dust every day anymore, you dingus!

[@John_Weiss]

When the Boomers were kids, the air in Pittsburg was so polluted that there were jokes about it. None of those jokes make any sense anymore.

[@Grey_Warden_Invasion]

If anything I have experienced a yellow sun or red sunsets more often nowadays than during my childhood.

[@VancePantss]

Also colors become less vivid to our eyes as we age.

[@Reddjunior]

I don't think that sun dude realized how big an artificial sun would have to be, and how we would ABSOLUTELY notice them building a FUCKING SUN on Earth, which would probably be several 100,000's times Larger than us.

[@bloodyneptune]

They probably don't understand perspective and think its a lightbulb the size that the sun appears to them.

[@Reddjunior]

@bloodyneptune They'd also have to not understand how light works too, which only makes me more concerned about their education. 😭 Like no way a light that size in space would ever be able to light up an entire section of the planet this brightly.

[@catpoke9557]

​@@ReddjuniorSo much energy would have to be condensed into a lightbulb to get those results that I think it would form a black hole or something close to it

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Lol yea. That believe is just ridiculous. Where did it even come from?

[@Sarika38]

Well they don’t really have brains because they looked directly into the sun. It’s just melted slush~😁😂😜🤪

[@haexan]

Strange how men want a traditional "ideal woman" but they will not be the traditional "ideal man"... how many of them do you think can repair a car, washing machine etc, cuts the grass every four days, renovates the bathroom and kitchen every 10 years or so themselves, paints the house he can afford every five years, cuts firewood for the winter every year, is happy to be the single provider financially, or any of the other things expected to be done by them?

[@adrianblake8876]

Cutting firewood is a thing of the past now that we have AC, but everything else stands...

[@DolusVulpes]

​@@adrianblake8876theoretically yes, but most houses also still have fireplaces and if you want to use them you need firewood

[@brandybilly4035]

​@@adrianblake8876lol! AC= air conditioning LOL! The heat comes from some type of heater or stove. Unless you were thinking of the HVAC system that does it all.

[@adrianblake8876]

@@brandybilly4035 AC is also used for heating, the same mechanism that allows it to cool, if reversed, will actually heat the room...

[@astridmaack4516]

I think pretty much only the last point makes sense in this day and age. And sadly not all men want to live up to that role. They want a maid that also helps pay the bills

[@KellyDVance]

I played the clip about the hydronated water to my husband (he took a ton of chemistry classes when getting ready for nursing school, he dropped it and went for his political science degrees instead for good but complicated reasons) and watched as his eye started twitching. He walked away because he couldn't take that level of dumb.

[@intercat4907]

Keep an eye on him. If he googles hydrogen water, he will find that there are pages of entries and products. This fad is so big NYT ran an article. He might hurt himself when he sees all that. I don't blame him for changing careers, and am not hinting to know his reasons, but I certainly wouldn't want to be a nurse in a country where the patients were "controlling" their own diseases by buying bizarre bottles of water online.

[@barrylangille3523]

Did you notice in there somewhere she said she didn't want to take "pills or fibre"? So apparently the old fad of fibre is now bad. I couldn't believe she doesn't even have a clue what dietary fibre is. I guess she only consumes purified nutrients with no bulk along with her hydrogenated water.

[@ThandiUni]

I swear that all the "benefits" that that lady is spouting are just the benefits of being well hydrated anyway, but please do ask your husband as it has been a while since I took a biology class and so I maybe wrong

[@KellyDVance]

@@ThandiUni they are the exact benefits of being well hydrated. Except the insulin one. That one I'm not sure about, but it sounds wrong.

[@KellyDVance]

@@barrylangille3523 seriously! All the fiber in our house. My husband buys a store brand cereal that has 17g of fiber. Oatmeal, legumes, fiber rich veggies, whole grains are all staples in our diet.

[@izrawezenberg1386]

"School has lied to us!" How would they even know? Because they obviously didn't go.

[@elpis_ezechiel]

15:54 I've read about a very faith-oriented scientist whose name I completely forgot because my brain refuses to remember any name, but I remember what he said : basically his faith was pro-science, because he believed that the fact that God created everything is both a reason we're able to learn, experiment, comprehend (ie to "do science" to it), and also the reason we SHOULD be learning it, because it's God's creation and we should be amazed to learn everything God has made for us to learn. That's not what I think, but I still find this beautiful.

[@nito8066]

so basicly he made a fun sidequest

[@wilyriley_]

small history tangent - this is basically what Deism is: Deism (the belief that God created the universe and then basically just dipped) was the belief of many scientists during the Scientific Revolution, because they still wanted to believe in God (which it was essentially impossible to not do at that place and time) but also in science. So basically, that scientist is in good hands.

[@wandy8842]

I think that would be Leibniz ?

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

r/ConfidentlyIncorrect makes me laugh while simulstaniously feel the dread that I live in a world with people like them.

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Its amazing how despite how dumb people are, society continues to mostly function

[@pansepot1490]

It’s in occasions like this that I think: “people who don’t believe in evolution might have a point” Definitely it looks like a lot of humans just tagged along with gifted individuals without evolving much of a brain of their own.

[@osheridan]

I take solace in the fact that there are so many other people laughing at them lol

[@miriam3848]

AND those people have voting rights

[@minestar2247]

@@moon-moth1 only if they're in europe, in some places nobody votes

[@dragondude7107]

I love how conspiracy theorists think that nasa couldn’t have done the moon landing but they’re simultaneously capable of replacing the sun without anyone noticing

[@Lizard_Ri]

I didn't even think about that, that explains why they don't believe in gravity considering they need some serious leaps to get to that

[@PrototypeSpaceMonkey]

It's part of the whole "The enemy is both strong and weak" way of thinking that these guys often fall in to. These conspiracy theories don't form in an ideological vacuum.

[@margretrosenberg420]

Well, let's be fair now. Isn't it obvious that NASA must have replaced the sun in the middle of the night? How could people notice if the sun wasn't visible? 🙄

[@dodobarthel2249]

​​@@margretrosenberg420Absolutely. Also the Sun would be much easier to catch when it went down for the evening rather than when it is up in the sky, obviously. 😉

[@margretrosenberg420]

@@dodobarthel2249 Yep. Have you ever read Sir Terry Pratchett's _Discworld_ books? He had flat earth "science" all worked out. The Disc sits on the backs of four humongous elephants, which in turn stand on the back of Great A'tuin, the world turtle, swimming through space, apparently the only being in the megaverse who actually knows where it's going. The sun and moon are tiny globes that circle the whole shebang. And all around the rim of the Disc is the rimfall, the waterfall of all the oceans draining out into space. The ONLY way it can work is magic. Without magic the water is irreplaceable. And oddly enough, at the exact center of the Disc, the hub, is an incredibly tall mountain, but this one isn't magnetic, it's divine. It's Cori Celeste, the home of the gods, because on a world with that much magic all anyone has to do is think of a god, and the god comes into existence. I kind of wonder whether that flat earth map The Click saw wasn't drawn by someone who'd been reading _Discworld._

[@lichqueenlilith5694]

The thing about "hydrogenated water" is that because hydrogen atoms are small enough to pass through plastic, metal, glass, and any other container used for a normal water bottle. So if a company is selling "hydrogenated water" they can't even guarantee how much hydrogen is in it, if any at all.

[@adrianblake8876]

Actually hydrogen atoms (or more realistically hydrogen ions) exist in water and don't seep through. And we can actually measure the amount of hydrogen in the water. Though we usually call hydrogen rich water "acidic"...

[@GogiRegion]

It uses electricity to generate the hydrogen gas.

[@xerofelix7090]

So, on the "kid pretending to be animals" debate... I saw a video for new foster parents explaining that sometimes kids in foster care will use pretending to be an animal or something else they like (dinosaur, truck, etc) as a way to cope with trauma or with the sudden change in environment. It explains they will grow out of it, and how to patiently help them through the change in the meantime. The channel was "Laura - Foster Parent Partner"

[@MrHodoAstartes]

The thing about the sun changing color... Could it be these people have lived under enormous smog clouds in the 80s? Dust and smoke in the atmosphere will change your perception of the sun in color and intensity. So this weird misconception could in part be caused by successful environmental protection measures making the air cleaner. Or maybe they just forgot that when they were kids in summer they'd only go outside after the midday heat into a long evening, thus tinting their perception in long-term memory in warm colors instead of the unforgiving zenith sun that burns down on them as they drive their cars.

[@SewardWriter]

I suspect air pollution was the culprit. On bad air quality or high pollen days, sunsets do look a bit different. I think you've solved the mystery!

[@jenniferbelveal4331]

Also, human memory is kinda easy to influence; like, they all decided to draw the sun with orange crayons as kids, a lot of depictions of the sun are orange or yellow or both- so they are remembering THAT, instead of remembering that you can't really look directly at the sun and perceive its color because DUH. Or maybe they all did and their eyesight is shot now, who knows!

[@Eric-md3mp]

I am certain it is this, and they are just completely oblivious that the air quality where they live has been improved during their lives

[@Johury]

Nah their childhood was just in the 60s before Apollo 11 finally popped the soap bubble that used to cover the earth so they could get to the moon.

[@llSuperSnivyll]

AFAIK, when it was the massive eruption of the Krakatoa in the 1880s, there was so much ash on the atmosphere that the moon "was" blue or green.

[@westonmarks925]

46:30 when I was a child, I role played as a cast of droids from Star Wars that began a fanfiction that persists till this day, as well as a Universe Goddess (who eventually died). I also ran a presidential election promising people field trips to Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon levels. Kids are wild.

[@mpariag7757]

Hey, I would've voted for the Dark Moon levels

[@westonmarks925]

Me too! Who doesn’t want to go to the Treacherous Mansion?

[@Amy-ky5wr]

26:00 I'm been a vegan for 20 years, normal menstruation throughout the whole time! Anyone who starts a new diet and stops menstruating unexpectedly should get that checked out!! Might be malnutrition, might be a little bebe, but definitely won't be because your body is so healthy it no longer needs to periodically purge your uterine lining!

[@tagh4055]

And if women respond to toxins by shedding their uterine lining, how do men purge toxins? Via spit? Sperm? What a ridiculous argument. Menstruation is perfectly normal, for vegans and non-vegans alike.

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

Yep, I think the thing is that a lot of young women who go vegan are also diet-obsessed and have a fixation with so-called 'clean' eating and simply don't take enough calories on board. If you're malnourished the body can't sustain a pregnancy, so the menstrual cycle gets switched off. When that happens you've reached borderline anorexic levels.

[@Nika44]

Yea, I am vegetarian for...well 10 years now I think. It slightly changed menstruation for me, but I started menstruating normally. before I had a HUGE hormonal issues and periods once every three-six months, extremely painful etc. In my case meat consumption increased my testosterone levels to crazy levels, but it was just my case everyone is different. After I changed diet - please note that it also took some time - periods became regular, not painful, but they did not stopped. If someone stopped menstruating it would be worth to go to check why. Vegan/vegetarian diet is neither bad or necessary superior for everyone, it is better for some people like me, but it definitely is not a miraculous diet as some people say :D

[@miranda1292]

​@diarmuidkuhle8181 I'm a thin young woman and have been vegan for 9 years. I am not diet obsessed, I am just genetically thin, have always been. I eat vegan partially for moral reasons (animals and environment) and partially due to the fact I am allergic to dairy (as in, I get anaphylaxis). I am extremely healthy, though I no longer get periods due to my birth control-- it thins the uterine lining, and for a petite woman like myself, it's enough to not have a menstrual cycle. It's one of the reasons I like it. Please don't make generalizations.

[@SaturnPandaCat]

@@miranda1292 you’re not claiming though that veganism caused your absence of periods. It’s your birth control. I don’t think anyone said *all* vegans either. There are definitely some malnourished vegans out there, even if you’re not one of them. Btw, I also have a 100% vegan diet. I don’t have periods either, but that’s because I had a hysterectomy. Anyone whose periods have stopped without an obvious reason, like birth control or hysterectomy, should seek medical advice. It’s not a welcome or desirable/healthy outcome of veganism.

[@midniteraptor1474]

Click would be a phenomenal dungeon master. Not only does he have the voice acting for it but he also has the online experience to make truly interesting adventures and monsters. I would love to watch a dnd campaign with Click and his friends. Anyone else?

[@Garrick_4219]

This would be great !

[@midniteraptor1474]

OMG MY FIRST CLICK HEART!!!! THANK YOU!!

[@sassylittleprophet]

Fuck yes

[@krymsonuchiha14]

Omg yessssssss❤❤❤❤❤ i wants that!

[@opiateutopia]

Yes, please. I think he mentioned that he plays D&D, so it's very possible

[@John_Weiss]

28:31 This cartoon assumes that _only_ CO2 has changed, nothing else. But that's the problem: Climate Change is causing some areas to become hotter and/or drier. The plants can't survive in those new conditions and die. Or their seeds disperse to regions nearby where they can still grow … _unless the changes are too fast_ or too widespread. Then there's the separate problem of deforestation and ocean acidification. Both of those kill off plants that would be taking up that excess CO2.

[@Gio98art]

"I swear it was more orange!" Yes. That is because your vision cones wear down over time. You see less vibrantly every year

[@krystlvines]

Yikes

[@Gio98art]

@@krystlvines just normal wear and tear. It's not like you will ever see black/white Just less vibrantly

[@AlandArseneault]

Your mental-emotional health can also play a role. Just being in a better headspace can allow you to ' see ' more vibrant colours. More specifically, you register and acknowledge the vibrant colours.... And being a crank on the internet does suggest these people might be in a weird headspace...

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

There's also an effect from the amount of carbon and other gases in the atmosphere

[@Gio98art]

@@thegreatandterrible4508 yeah. It's not as drastic as your vision cones though. Usually there just isn't enough air between you and the object you are looking at for you to register it looks more faded than you remembered Stuff outside generally fades over time anyways with dirt, debris, wind, weather, and UV radiation. And outside is where the atmospheric makeup matters the most That is of course unless you have a colored gas or smoke

[@fleridanfox6150]

when I was a (very much autistic) toddler at church preschool and daycare, there was this older lady who should’ve never been put in charge of the toddlers. she shouted at me to sit down at a table, and I only stood up on top of the table. she got fired on the spot when another lady happened to be passing by, and saw the lady grab and shake me by my head. somehow my parents apologized on my behalf. like I was the perpetrator. a *toddler.* as far as I know, she didn’t injure me and she got immediate discipline, but I have no idea of any charges. living in texas in the 2000s was weird like that.

[@petthequeenofmaddness8592]

my guess is they were scared she might try and take the blame out on you, just saying sorry to calm her down

[@amylynn3821]

I'm such a geek. I love Click Academy. It makes me so happy to see someone actually do the calculations to show that the gravitational force vastly outweighs the "centrifugal force". I can't be bothered to do it myself but it is so satisfying for a science geek to actually see the numbers.

[@lachlanhenry486]

The water thing was hilarious. Technically water does help with all those things. You know, because we would die without it.

[@goldengolem4670]

No, techinchally drinking water causes all diseases. Because you cant get sick after you die.

[@kikidevine694]

I find it amazing that our ancestors survived the lack of hydrogenated water (I am being sarcastic)

[@AIHumanEquality]

Water does in fact help you detox by keeping your organs running.

[@chastitymarks2185]

Water helps to detox your body by flushing your kidneys. It helps your brain and cardiovascular system by diluting the blood, so it can reach all the little capillaries and helps against blood clots, reducing the dangers of cardiac arrest and apoplexy. It also helps against constipation, as long as you drink enough. 😄

[@ResidentMilf]

Water is dangerous. People die from accidental inhalation and it causes burns in its vapor form. And drinking too much has an intoxicating effect...

[@Dekubud]

The sun thing baffles me. One of my core memories in preschool is thinking about how the sun is always drawn as yellow even tho it's actually white. Also those people admitting to gazing at the sun really speaks of their intelligence. Their poor retinas...

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

I do remember it as appearing more yellowy, but that was directly linked to overall atmospherical pollution levels. That becomes clear when you look at when things like the requirement for filters in factories etc were widely introduced.

[@boopedbyanangel8470]

22:02 Thank you, Click, for normalizing dyslexia/dyscalculia. Seeing you do that makes a difference to someone I love who struggles with those same things 😊

[@DaniS398]

Our jaws have gotten smaller when we started cooking our food. Supposedly, that is why so many people have impacted wisdom teeth that need to be removed.

[@ryofox493]

I feel like its also got something to do with the fact that we only started actually cleaning our teeth to keep them healthy very recently on an evolutionary timescale, so by the time they grew in there was probably additional space in the mouth for them. But at the same time, please don't believe what I say just because I said it, my source is, quite literally, "I made it the fuck up"

[@Acinnn]

​@@ryofox493 you mean "make more space " as in pulling rotting teeth out? Hard to say when people got the tools to pul it out and even when they get the idea that pulling aching tooth out helps. Also people didn't have so much access to sugar and got killed earlier then rotting tooth could cause more severe infection that would kill you.

[@spino-ace]

Ive also heard it’s because we’ve been eating hard food less. As people from more rural and tribal lifestyles usually dont need braces

[@Espion-]

@@ryofox493i'm not an anthropologist, but i'm taking classes for it and it's a huge fascination of mine, and from what i understand this most likely isn't the case. the shrinking of the jaw due to a significant change in diet really is the most likely reason. we didn't start practicing dental cleaning until very recently, but we also didn't consume as much sugar and other things that significantly effect dental health until just as recently. certainly our ancestors could have dental problems, but not enough to reliably lose multiple teeth by the time wisdom teeth came in. think of your pet cat or dog - they don't brush their teeth, but they don't usually lose them either. and even if your teeth rot to the bone, they don't magically fall out unless they're extracted with proper tools, which definitely wasn't happening to every single individual. just food for thought

[@ferretqueen2908]

Yeah basically the original purpose of wisdom teeth was grinding raw meat and plant roots. Also humans need to brush their teeth because of the high amount of processed sugar in their diet. People in the Middle Ages actually had surprisingly good teeth because their diet consisted mostly of bread and plants. Even when they had sugar it was natural sugar from fruit. That's why teeth cleaning is such a recent development. Not so fun fact: ancient Romans actually gargled urine as a primitive form of mouthwash.

[@friedasimonetta7287]

Idk why, but the gay penguins adopting abandoned baby penguins reminded me of how Private met Skipper, Kowalski, and Rico in Madagascar. And I heard the line, “You don't have a family, and we’re all going to die.” It is one of the best lines I have ever heard in my life! XD

[@catpoke9557]

Penguins are so sweet. It's amazing how gayness became common in their species to encourage adoption. I wonder if it's the same reason it's so common in humans?

[@petthequeenofmaddness8592]

@@catpoke9557 most penguins only have successful adoptions in zoo's/captivity as in the wild they suck at it as they will fight for a chick just to abandon it after a while they have even crushed chicks during the fighting over them

[@talben1998]

20:33 I don't know why but I find the Swedish word for earth so CUTE! ÖRF! It sounds like what you would call a funky little creature, but no! I vote we ask the swedes to explain earth when the aliens come, so they can charm them into not killing us all.

[@Kfroguar]

I am really sorry to break this you, but örf is just a phonetic spelling. The a actual Swedish word is jorden. Still cute, but not quite on the level of ÖRF.

[@lijuanzhou6971]

8:31 Chemistry student here: I’d interpret this thing as allegedly putting hydrogen gas (H2) in the water, like you can do with CO2. Which would be stupid, because it doesn’t dissolve in water like CO2 and just leaves the water, because it’s lighter. Burning money would have more effect. To the devise: The hydrogen wouldn’t stay in the devise, because it’s a very small, very light-weight molekule. One of the problems with storing hydrogen is, that it can leave nearly every container. The other problem is, that hydrogen explodes in contact with oxygen with the slightest spark, so this container could be a bomb, if it gets damaged, you’d need to label it accordingly and make it a bit sturdier. If you really want hydrogen in your water for a short period of time, take to platin electrodes, put them in water and connect them to a electricity source and let electrochemistry do it’s job. You’d get a mixture of hydrogen and oxygen, just waiting to explode.

[@elaexplorer]

But it's just a water bottle. According to that lady just putting regular water into the super special water bottle adds hydrogen to the water. According to her: water doesn't have hydrogen.

[@TevelDrinkwater]

She better be careful, she's going to end up ingesting Dihydrogen Monoxide. It's the most widely used industrial solvent in the world, and the primary constituent of acid rain. Dihydrogen Monoxide (aka DHMO) is responsible thousands of deaths every year by inhalation. DHMO isn't no joke!

[@meh2510]

@@elaexplorer This is how you sell a plain water bottle at a 5000% markup. Ethically poor but marketability rich.

[@lijuanzhou6971]

@@elaexplorer Then I misunderstood how the devise works. I thought it is like a sodastream, and the hydrogen is supposedly in the container. Water doesn’t have pure hydrogen, so she isn’t wrong. I wouldn’t count a compound containing hydrogen-atoms as containing hydrogen, same way that my salt shaker doesn’t contain chlorine.

[@BridgeBum]

I was picturing ionization, not gas. More hydrogen ions getting babelfished into more hydrogen, and we all know how ions are magic and cure everything.

[@fredskull1618]

To be fair, Chad Neanderthal sounds like a Scandinavian bodyguard.

[@osheridan]

Every word combination sounds like Scandinavian bodyguard if you pronunce the vowels wrong enough

[@shinymainespoon]

So it's Arven. Chad dad, neanderthal mom

[@AIHumanEquality]

More like a video game version of a Scandinavian. Chad is not a name any real Scandinavian would name their kid.

[@theawesomecatmom8315]

And if you get it even more wrong with some flair it sounds like gaelic 😂 (as a swede-scot I approve lmao)​@@osheridan

[@kikidevine694]

If I ever write a s@x book, that's going to be the name of the male protagonist. Billionaire playboy.

[@petercaliver]

8:50 to be fair, drinking water with hydrogen in it does in fact help you not die

[@lostinmymind8147]

The hydrogen water lady is doing so much harm by promoting this scam. I have people in my life who would legit think this is some kind of genius invention because it uses fancy words. They would not go to a doctor but drink hydrogen rich water instead. People can die because of they think they’re doing something for their health when in reality they just drink water. I hope she got educated and took this down and apologised. Sadly I don’t think so, looking at the number of likes and comments 😢

[@wingedyera]

That lady learned it was a scam and actually uploaded a video saying so. This story thankfully has a slight silver lining

[@OriginalPiMan]

It has a sliver of truth in it. Obviously the product is a scam, but it is true that water with hydrogen (ie all water) will help with toxin removal and alleviate constipation if you weren't getting enough water before. It probably helps with insulin production too, since that's a function of your kidneys, and kidneys need an appropriate amount of water to function.

[@mohammedsaleh7]

This doesn't even talk about how "hydrogen rich" water would just be an acid. The pH scale is a measure of how many H+ ions are present in any given solution. The more H+ proportionally, the lower the pH. 7 being neutral for water as the molecules have a tendency to form equal amounts of H+ and OH- ions. With 8-14 on the scale being considered as negative amount of H+, it's more accurately a measure of OH- ions in alkaline solutions.

[@peggedyourdad9560]

@@mohammedsaleh7 I was literally just thinking this before I saw that you had already pointed this out. I feel like anyone who remembers even the most basic chemistry should know this.

[@milesperhour2286]

…if they added extra hydrogen atoms, not hydrogen molecules, would that make the water violently acidic?

[@banana-vd7jm]

As an Australian I can say that I wish I was being paid to be an Australian, but so far NASA hasn't given me my pay check.

[@phaedrapage4217]

I've heard there are a few forms you have to fill out in addition to signing a very detailed NDA.

[@banana-vd7jm]

@@phaedrapage4217 ah dam, must have missed them in my Australian training. I'll hit NASA up for that later, thanks for the help Mate.

[@Lizard_Ri]

You're paid in exposure (Or you were if you actually lived in Australia, but you obviously don't because it's fake)

[@jake8748]

​@banana-vd7jm sucks for you, I got my NASA check last week. Maybe you haven't been doing enough exposure to convince the awoken Flerfies? BRB need to CGI more kangaroos so people think they really exist, silly globers.

[@willw6504]

47:58 "What would you add or remove?" asks the OP for the Ideal Woman chart. Remove: Literally everything except maybe Fit and Healthy (for, you know, health reasons) and Loves Children (although maybe remove 'love' and replace with 'is okay with') for me personally. Add: Sapphic, Supports Trans Rights, has read Kushiel's Dart, and maybe Hates Capitalism (for the ironic parallel).

[@Glacial_floofs]

yeah. pretty much spot on. also cooking is nice. like in general, everyone should learn this skill. should be a standard, regardless of gender (also am just bad. only cook pasta. so I clean instead) maybe add hobbies (please do talk about sharks for 3 hours. or about how unique harrier jets are) and being faithful (just don't cheat. that's not very nice)

[@willw6504]

@@Glacial_floofs Well, I personally enjoy cooking, so I don't need that skill in a potential partner - so long as they're fine doing the washing up, I'll handle all the cooking. Having hobbies are good, that's fair. As to the faithful - meh. I'm on the poly side of the spectrum, so as long as my partner(s) keep me informed and do so safely, they can fool around as much as they like.

[@Glacial_floofs]

@@willw6504 so you want an open style relationship? that's fair or is it the three-way one?

[@wartgin]

​@@Glacial_floofs My hubby got me partially by nerding out about harrier jets and how they were being used in the Falklands War. Also Kushiel's Dart is a great book.

[@Skull_the_skellyton]

The rock formations that looked like a tree stump: “it’s the world’s biggest tree!!!” That phallic shaped island: “uh…”

[@Gloomdrake]

There’s a guy online who think that all landmasses are the remains of dragons, so he’d be quick to attribute that phallic island to a dragon fossil

[@bigjalapeno7061]

A different kind of stump

[@Helixneek]

​@@Gloomdrakedragon p-

[@AspiringToFailure]

I've got a great joke about construction... But I'm still working on it

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Heh 😂

[@RuthBhmand]

Language is a cultural construct…… yay🥰

[@osheridan]

I see this joke everywhere... it's such a pane* in the glass

[@teathesilkwing7616]

I assume, like every construction project, you will never finish?

[@justagirlwearingglasses]

All that build for nothing.

[@factorial2323]

1) gravity do be electrical 2) water no hydro 3) sun is long gone 4) al wait = i'll wait home school done kids. go play in mud.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Aah yes, the worst fate a human could suffer, calcification of the bones, the parts of the body where calcium famously abscent

[@NINJAXXSG]

yep, really sad. knew a kid who ended up having to stay wheelchair bound cuz of too many bumps causing some of his joints to kinda turn to bone.

[@HerraHidalgo]

Got a scheduled day for my eye surgery today. Living with escalating eye pain has been tough. Thank you for being a source of relaxation during these couple of pain-filled months.

[@lauraschiltz8074]

Blessings and hope it goes well. Just had my second cataract surgery this week and loving being able to see.

[@-thequeercadaver]

hope the surgery goes well!

[@SewardWriter]

Good luck, sib! Refuah shleimah, and I hope you recover quickly and well. 💖 (Eye pain sucks. I just found out I'm developing glaucoma, which explains why my eyes ache so much.)

[@gigi3242]

may your surgery be a success and your recovery be quick and complete

[@SingingSealRiana]

Pretty sure he is one since he always mentions he wants to add this or that in his next campaign

[@milliethegremlin6585]

Honestly Clicc having dyslexia and getting an engineering degree is really impressive. My dad also has dyslexia, and he tried for an engineering degree but switched majors after a bit because letters and numbers together really messed with him. I know not everyone with dyslexia is created equal of course but it still is really impressive.

[@harken_hatharien4060]

Gotta love it when Click gets so fed up with the flat earth bs that he teaches me about how centrifugal force and gravity work

[@RMhyrax1979]

That was epic! I was like, "What is happening right now??" lol Your smarty-pants are showing, Click!

[@irishalchemy]

My son is on the spectrum, and sometimes he genuinely identifies as a sentient burrito. Burrite is an alter ego, he uses it to express things and emotions that he doesn't have the words for as a person. If Burrite is scared of something, i know that my son is afraid of that thing and is trying to work through that fear. Also, he wraps himself in a blanket like a burrito and the whole thing is adorable. Anyway, it's totally normal.

[@catpoke9557]

That sounds like such a great way to cope with things tbh, I want to steal it

[@phaedrapage4217]

Sounds adorable and effective. ❤

[@meh2510]

I totally get the blanket thing. Touch and texture sensitivity made wrapping myself in something soft, fluffy, and warm to be a calming experience.

[@krystlvines]

Huh, sounds like your son has did

[@gayatriunni549]

@@krystlvineslet’s not armchair diagnose

[@Lillith.]

It's like that famous quote: "when you have eliminated the incorrect, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

[@JennCampbell]

The most common reason people with Anorexia Nervosa die is lack of calcium. Calcium is REQUIRED for muscle contraction. The heart is a muscle, and needs calcium to beat!

[@catpoke9557]

That's scary. I hope people with anorexia take calcium supplements at least to increase their odds of survival.

[@TheSkyGuy77]

And bones are made of it, right?

[@S3lkie-Gutz]

@@TheSkyGuy77 yes, it’s also an important element like sodium and potassium(which are also neurotransmitters too) which helps keep everything ticking at a microscopic cellular level

[@elaineb7065]

Calcium is a classic "all things in moderation" mineral. Not enough, you die. Too much, you get hurt & eventually die. Right amount, you thrive

[@tinathedeity366]

As a person who had large calcium and magnesium deficiency (not ED related) it was absolutely horrible. I was in so much pain I could barely lift a brita to get some water. My arms and legs were constantly going numb and I had a lot of nerve pain. Think carpal tunnel in your wrists, elbows, knees and... ribs, too. At the same time. As a cherry on top of the cake, everything metal and electrical would constantly shock me. Yeah kiddos, do not try to "de-calcify" your body. Take some magnesium instead. Maybe vitamin D.

[@LillyP-xs5qe]

I do love how the average click watcher during the örf demonstration became more and more furry as time goes on, not that the click have a clue what a furry is

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

My son and I pretended to be all sorts of weird stuff when he was little. We were something like worms at one point and were eaten by a bird and pooped out the other end. It was hilarious and gave him a fun intro to science. We were also slugs, ferrets, black footed ferrets to be specific, hedgehogs, and a host of others. Those are still some of our favorite memories. ❤️

[@alienunicorniosardina6290]

36:18 next they're gonna tell me that autism is just calcification of my social skills

[@John_Weiss]

They probably do believe that. smh

[@shadowlotus6189]

Oml why do I actually see that as an actual thing?

[@ravenartistofficial]

As a lady with autism, this made me chuckle 😂

[@brinagotsued]

50:16 they also got "American Idiot" to the top of the charts when the former president visited.

[@SaturnPandaCat]

Yeah, we love trolling en masse. It’s a national pastime lol.

[@murphieslaw6932]

@@SaturnPandaCat And that´s why I love the Brits. Even after Brexit. Slightly less - but still in love ; D

[@denkisupremacy]

​@murphieslaw6932 bro the fact that this dumbass country voted for brexit makes me SO MAD. like, i was decently young then, and even i thought brexit had like, no point. besides like, "ooh nationalism and england supremacy" or smth??? idk. who cares.

[@themorningstar8675]

I am a 48 year old mom of 4. My oldest is 30 and my youngest is almost 16. Your videos really put my mind at ease that my kids aren't interested in social media and do not think like most of your examples. I always I put a lot of effort into their speaking skills and spelling skills. I am starting to believe the statistics that I read about the insanely large number of teens and young adults who are suffering academically. I read an article just today that said UCLA medical students cannot pass an exam which includes only basic medical knowledge. That's scary. Jeez!!

[@nebulan]

Typo for "mound builders" is a name for pre-Columbian civilizations in North America that built mound mega projects. The giant hypothesis is just another excuse to take away native American accomplishments from the native americans that deserve credit.

[@danielomar9712]

It's also an indirect qhite supremacy , since many of these theories were created by paleontologists who were also supporters of the Eugenicist movement during the late 1800s , which is *fun*

[@phaedrapage4217]

I was hoping it was about ancient cheese makers

[@petrify4814]

So...do they think that someone else built the mounds besides the indigenous peoples who actually built them, or what? I live in Alabama, my half-brother was actually born in Moundville, and if I remember correctly the builders of those mounds specifically are considered to be the ancestors of the modern Muskogean-speaking tribes. Who do these conspiracy theorists think built those mounds instead?

[@synckar6380]

@@petrify4814 Conspiracy theorists believe that giants just existed everywhere on earth and they built everything. Since the first thing that comes to mind when they hear "giants" is the Scandinavian giants, it reinforces white supremacy because apparently white people came from Scandinavian giants somehow. Every other culture have giants but apparently that doesn't matter. Nope, the only giants that could've populated the entire world are white people with a size that rivals their egos. And what makes this even funnier. Norse giants were only sometimes humanoid, and very much as monstrous as all the other giants found in cultures around the world. So when the conspiracy theorists mention giants, it's a completely different giant from the source material and instead bastardized into ordinary people scaled up a little bit.

[@LillyP-xs5qe]

Same about why the pyramids been claimed to been built by aliens

[@WarneD1]

7:34 I wonder if the reason why the older generation remember the sun as more yellow is because of all the pollution that was in the air before environmental agencies enacted legislation to curb pollution. Cause I do remember times when there is a lot of smoke in the air due to forest fires the sun appeared to be oranger due to the haze. Also, old photos tend to yellow with age so it could be that as well. PS Yay for the Clicky heart reaction. You put on amazing videos.

[@wingedyera]

I was thinking the exact same thing

[@Ramsey276one]

YEP

[@janus1958]

Possibly. I know that in my 65 years , I've lived mostly in rural areas with little to no air pollution, and I have noted no change in the Sun.

[@pansepot1490]

If they did indeed look at the sun for any significant amount of time I don’t think their eyesight is all that reliable anymore.

[@get.sassyxd]

Aw, you editted it so the Clicky heart went away 😢 if you edit the comment the creator liked, it will delete the like. It's to prevent people from changing it to something crazy and making it look like the creator supports crazy stuff.

[@Ares_V]

35:28 I had a family member die from a similar "distilled water" diet At first he was desperate I don't remember what his diagnosis was but it was one of those that rightfully scares people (like cancer, in fact it was probably cancer) so he found this person credited with curing lots of people. She lives on the other side of the country and she insisted that because his condition was so severe he had to stay at her place so she can care for him 24/7. At first he was only allowed to drink rain water and eat root veggies plus he was made to workout in the sun for hours at the time and of course praying was an essential part of the treatment (which she was charging at around $200/day) he quickly got worse so she switched to an all liquid diet, increased the amount of sunlight, prayers and rainwater plus made him start drinking his own pee but he was no longer made to workout (because he wasn't able to) he got even worse, at this point he wanted to quit and to go back home. His sisters, wife and daughter forbid him from doing so and refused to pick him up to take him because the lady told them that him being weaker was a sign of it working. She then tried a harsher approach and put him in a rainwater only diet for a week... He was supposed to spend 7 days consuming only rainwater and urine and doing nothing but praying and spending most of the day sunbathing. He died on day 4... The prognosis he had going on was years of life. He died within a couple of months because of this kind of diets

[@butterflypooo]

That lady running that scam business needs to go to prison for murder. That’s so effed up. I’m so sorry for your loss. 💔

[@Green24152]

That's deadass just a plant diet, but with extra thinking. We are not built to do stuff the way plants do.

[@AnimeLuver0604]

The water supply has been contaminated with dihydrogen monoxide oh noes.

[@_pachycephalosaurus_]

not the dihydrogen monoxide 😭 oh nooo think of the children

[@christinamann3640]

😂

[@juergenkern6763]

More than 97.2% of criminals consume it on a regular basis, a new study found

[@thenonfurry]

the water has been contaminated with water 😢

[@btnapoli]

Lol

[@j.rinker4609]

A family member (older generation) tried to treat a hand wound with bread mold. It got worse, and she had to go to a doctor for real treatment.

[@diarmuidkuhle8181]

I guess where people got that idea from in the past is that occasionally mould would have contained penicillin which would have killed off bacteria causing wound infection.

[@MayYourGodGoWithYou]

@@diarmuidkuhle8181 But if I remember correctly - and it was years ago I read the article - the ''doctors'' of the time also knew which specific mould worked and which didn't. It was in reference to some medical papyri from ancient Egypt which leads some to suspect they knew about and used penicillin as far back as then but not knowing exactly what it was or why it worked (and I don't think it was ingested either), just that one specific type of mould did for certain things.

[@olgahein4384]

Well, antibiotics were actually developed by using a mold that goes by the name 'Penicillium'. Which does grow on bread. And was the name giver for Penicillin. Unfortunately, you can't just use moldy bread as a 'natural' replacement for antibiotics, cause Penicillium is by far not the only mold group that grows on bread. Luckily your family member still went to see a doctor after it didn't work, they could have seriously damaged their health permanently.

[@truerandomness]

46:03 All Time Lords, by the nature of being able to regenerate, are genderfluid and thus count as LGBT+ by human standards. There have actually been transphobes that come after Doctor Who media because of this!

[@MeltedBrains89]

8:22 and people wonder why they have to go thru 12 years of school and learn things "they're never going to use"... This poor woman who just got scammed is why

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Yea really. Pretty dumb

[@elaexplorer]

Right! I'm guessing it's an MLM too

[@vez3834]

To be fair, they are doing an ad. So they could be one of the scammers.

[@saimontoppo4444]

"... Earth is flat..." -the click

[@lebarazarb167]

True internet culture performance.

[@osheridan]

That's such an Aiden thing to say, *_AIDEN_*

[@osheridan]

Why did my autocorrect try to change that to Eighden

[@superjosh2454]

You guys still believe in the Earth?

[@amandarose861]

@@osheridanthat is an absolute tragedeigh…

[@gdaytoU2]

I'm convinced that someone started the flat earth conspiracy as a joke and then people took it too far. If that's true I wonder how that guy is doing?

[@RSET16]

As someone with a chemistry degree, I lost my mind when the woman said WATER DOES NOT HAVE HYDROGEN IN IT! Was my education a lie? What is going on in this world?

[@theshadynorwegian6036]

we literally covered basic chemistry in 8th grade here. And even before then we knew that H2O, water, is made of two hydrogen atoms and an Oxygen atom

[@Lizard_Ri]

The lizard people obviously put hydrogen in your water to fool you and control your education. Why do you ask? Obviously it's because Well actually I can't even make this stuff up lolz

[@Lizard_Ri]

​@@theshadynorwegian6036 same here, since 7 (or before? I don't remember), everyone knew that water is H2O, I would really like to believe america isn't that messed up with it's education and the woman is just dumb

[@niki_0107]

what does this lady think is the reason we call it being hydrated? 😭

[@somebody4094]

well the first time her H2 bottle take fire by the pontaneous hydrogen oxidation reaction will be as fun as it is harmful

[@Ihwaz13]

On the unhinged lady who made her one "antibiotics". The part about damaging the gut microbiome (that's the actual scientific term for all the bacteria that live in the gut) isn't completely wrong. It is a side effect of some antibiotics, however this can be remedied by taking supplements to restore the gut microbiome after the antibiotic treatment is done. It's also another reason why antibiotics should only be taken if there are no other options.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Funny how her antibiotic doesn't kill bacteria. Seems like a sign there.

[@GretchZ]

the other layer is that she's probably talking about the belief that breast milk cures everything, when after the first day it's just... food.

[@theaureliasys6362]

Funnily enough, acidic water (as in an acid mixed with water) could theoretically be called hydrogen rich water. So ... Just take a water bottle and mix in some vinegar.

[@chanterelle483]

You're completely right! (Why didn't I think of that? 🤦😂🤣)

[@Ezojazol]

The Rage bait is so true, in other video you said the ads are rage baiting people and they are. It really gets much more atention. I have a friend who dowloaded many games cuz it triggered her anxiety, she couldn't look past the dumb or absurd mistakes "someone", was doing on the ads and she had to fix it.

[@phaedrapage4217]

I've been guilty of this as well. Especially the ones that try to say only people with a certain IQ or certain brain age can beat whatever level. Lol

[@Karthik-pn2yj]

​@@phaedrapage4217 what even does brain age even mean

[@frozenburst6463]

​@@Karthik-pn2yj They try to infer that the younger your brain is, the smarter it is So having am 80 year old brain is very dumb in comparison to a 10 year old. Of course this is BS logic and has no sense to it, but that is the advertisers idea.

[@Acinnn]

Yeah... I try to be more aware of it and not engage but sometimes they use such a dangerous topic. I am afraid there is so many more trolls not caring how shittier they make the world feel.

[@phantomswagger9363]

Since Ohio isn't mentioned in the Bible, it certainly doesn't exist. But then what are all those astronauts running from?

[@petrify4814]

I'm not convinced it does exist, but not because it's not in the Bible.

[@Lizard_Ri]

We don't exist either, we weren't mentioned in the bible. We're all just a government theory to control god

[@ShanRenxin]

Other things that aren't in the Bible: kangaroos, cats, accordions, phones, 4 of the 7 continents (Australia, the Americas, and Antarctica) the USA, every person alive today...

[@WishGender]

As an Ohioan, can confirm we don't exist

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Biblically Accurate Ohio

[@DEATHSIMBRACE]

12:00 So I looked up Lead and bricks out of curiosity, and a queen sized brick is around 5.7 lbs, a brick of lead in the dimensions of a standard brick (4.4 lbs) would be 35.8 lbs, each. The person who made that post thinks people are forging bricks out of a dense, poisonous metal and building with it, if a fire starts the building is melting before the firetrucks get there. I don't even want to think about how long it would take to build if every brick needing to be laid was 35 lbs.

[@byrontheusurper6505]

Aah yes, lead bricks. "Put poison in your Walls to shield yourself from imaginary radiation!"

[@GeekGamer666]

I'm sure they'll be fine if they don't lick the walls (to be clear that was a joke).

[@macklinillustration]

​@@GeekGamer666 *Instructions unclear, proceeds to lick the walls*

[@xlsfd]

To be fair, aside from blunt force trauma if a lead brick wall collapses on top of you, lead bricks probably won't harm you unless you start licking them.

[@spoopyvirgil4944]

@@xlsfd Like how uranium glass is more or less fine!

[@necrotorium]

To be fair, lead bricks would only be dangerous if they were exposed AND you were constantly touching or licking them.

[@sorcerousfang]

21:16 I greatly enjoy that the cat person can also be interpreted as a little devil with horns and a tail. It is both cat and emotional support demon. ❤

[@turtlemaster872]

Can I just say, the Click Academy segments are actually so helpful. Like, I do already know a lot of the stuff you're talking about, but the way you articulate and calculate and calculate things is so awesome.

[@n0va_starr]

I suck at maths, so whenever he gives us his little math classes I kinda feel my grades moves EVER so slightly upward lmao

[@SIVE_QS]

*YEETS PLUSHIE STYLISHLY*

[@Cenn_Devel]

YEAHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@tehcodekid8421]

YEAHH 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@SIVE_QS]

Moment of realization that this is my comment💀💀

[@whosebuilderandmakerisgod]

46:40 I babysit a two year old girl and 9 months old boy. The girl loves pretending to be a kitten and a puppy. We’re teaching her baby brother how to be fluent in English, Spanish, and cat

[@kitty-dc1nl]

My 9th grade teacher used to say that science is how, religion/spirituality is why. He helped run the radio telescope in his spare time. Nice dude.

[@feytia_of_phantasia9418]

That water lady should really hear about Dihydrogen Monoxide. It would blow her mind.

[@zelinte1512]

48:40 I'm literally a teenager and even I experienced the climate change (at least in my country) I remember winters having at least a week of snowy weather and springs being a little rainy but mostly warm, during my childhood of course. Now since the last 3-5 years there's no snow in winter and spring rains got way worse. Funnier part is every corner of the country is getting different extremes in weather. (Some parts still having heavy snow in spring some having summer weather in early spring till middle of fall etc etc)

[@airacummins5076]

I'm also a teen, at least half of December had snow when I was a kid :

[@JoylessBurrito]

Same. Seeing people continue to deny climate change when it's literally happening right before our eyes just depresses me

[@AlandArseneault]

This Christmas we didn't have snow on the ground. When I was a kid all my Halloween costumes sucked because there was often snow in October (I'm Canadian) and needed to be modified to accommodate a snowsuit. I have a childhood memory of falling off a deck while trick-or-treating and landing in a snow bank and being fine. People around here still deny climate change and it is bizarre. I actually remember the early '90s my city had to put out an advisory. When traffic got bad in the winter people used to just drive over the river. Eventually the ice got thin enough that it couldn't reliably hold the car's weight. I'm not saying it was ever smart or safe to do, but it happened often enough in the '80s that I remember trying to look out the car window over the bridge to watch people do it, my parents grumbling as we sat traffic.

[@dragonwolfzero820]

I remember blizzards during the winter and clean air during the summer as a kid. We get more rain in the winter and spring now of course and theres less ice on the road in the winter. Increased precipitation in my area has caused more plant growth and then it all dries out and catches fire in the summer. Every year, more and more of my state burns and we get record heatwaves. I remember years ago where we didnt have to worry about our homes catching fire as soon as the weather heats up for the summer.

[@ElrosWoodlandRealm]

When I was a kid you could reasonably expect to not see the grass the whole winter. This past winter it snowed like 4 times and it had largely melted after a week. It rained more than it snowed.

[@Isawaduck.Yesterday]

Click referencing Monty Python was amazing. Like it literally made my whole day

[@prophecyempresslerena358]

47:49 - This is just some random meme on the internet, but breaking down 5 pregnancies to get those 5 kids makes my mind wander. 5 is a lovely number, but let's not forget about twins, triplets, quadruplets, and quintuplets. Imagine a pregnancy for quintuplets when you and your wife already have 4 children and you're still insisting on a 5th child.

[@beeftips1628]

Love that every time there’s a water scam the benefits is just stuff water already does if you just drink a healthy amount of it

[@thornwalker8970]

It's really the same logic as "I'm immortal until proven otherwise" uh

[@Frenchfireslol]

1:25 It’s 18 22:58 I explained this to my mum. She looked me dead in the eye and said “You can’t convince me you’re not a nerd” 29:16 Yeah us Aussies just have magnetic boots. What about the rest of the people though? Like Indonesians and New Zealanders? Wouldn’t they be “defying gravity” too?

[@Toa_general]

46:48 reminds me of how people truely thought I saw myself as a demon, because I was roleplaying as a demon species I created, as I love my OC I created for it, I even made an entire language for it that I spread around. Turns out my roleplay was too intense

[@Zaddy-Lu]

Sadly, Mr. Swirl was active for many years before he was caught. He would upload videos of himself doing horrific things to children all over the world. They tried to find him using all sorts of resources from the FBI, Interpole, and multiple country's law enforcement. Finally an intern who was tech savy put the picture into Microsoft Paint and used the unswirling option. He's known as one of the worst and most prolific p-word's.

[@Zaddy-Lu]

He also spent less than 6 years in prison 🤬

[@airacummins5076]

​@Zaddy-Lu was he murdered in that time?

[@GranRey-0]

I think part of the sun colour issue of when these people were growing up (70-90's) is probably because sulfur compounds and pollution being worse. The Clean Air Act ammendments in 1990 in the USA probably lead to what we have here in BC AirCare, created in 1992, to mandate cleaner vehicle emissions, which has since been discontinued since vehicles are much cleaner at manufacture these days.

[@nevtheskid4579]

16:00 Philosophy student here. Spirituality and science only conflict when you conflate them. If you take what your tarot says at face value, or believe crystals cure cancer, you're going to be disappointed at best or dead at worst. But the two can coexist. You can believe in a creator, karma, or a mystical energy field that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the universe together, and still base your understanding of the universe in science. You don't even have to believe in intelligent design, theodicy, or any other defensive mechanism against science to be a spiritual person, you just have to be rational enough to distinguish between faith and science.

[@John_Weiss]

As a wise man once wrote, "Faith and Science are like your left shoe and your right shoe. You'll get much farther wearing both of them than if you just wear one."

[@Boundwithflame23]

I saw that Star Wars reference you cheeky so and so 😆

[@John_Weiss]

@@Boundwithflame23 Mine is a "Babylon 5" reference. That line was written by J. Michael Straczinsky.

[@Boundwithflame23]

@@John_Weiss oh. I was referring to the one in the original comment. Mystical energy binding the universe together and all that. And if you knew that and were just sharing yours then I completely misunderstood and I’m sorry XD

[@greenstarlover1]

@@John_Weiss much farther than you would putting the shoes on the wrong feet.

[@Sly-Moose]

Them: There is no mention of the universe in the Bible! The Bible: God created the heavens and the earth. *Emphasis on the s in heavens.*

[@ryofox493]

Was thinking the same thing lmao

[@marvcollins7842]

I love how the post at 26:18 says "nethernadal" and Click just reads it as Neanderthal. His dyslexia is giving them too much credit

[@helenn6551]

28:05 It always annoys me when that study gets a reference. A bunch of fossil fuel companies paid to have it show that more CO2 would make plants grow better. The issue is that the sample size was small and they don't mention that the increased growth was only in the short term. Afterwards, the plants died The same thing happens with humans and oxygen. If we are given even one percent more of oxygen, you would be able to lift more for a little while before you start getting lightheaded

[@Vladimir_Fedorov27]

It's a dumb arguement even if proven multiple times on a big sample statistic. We may well create a better planet for rainforests, destroing modern civilization in the process. The whole climate change arguement is about destroying climate optimum, in which Homo Sapiens appeared and thrived.

[@GeekGamer666]

Indeed, oxygen toxicity is possible. It's like, we need water but we can still drown in it.

[@Kassilphe]

@@GeekGamer666 Also Water poisoning exists. While most people would simply puke out the water before this might ever become an issue - due to the sheer amount you would need to drink which would be like multiple liters in a very short time - it has happened. Just recently a mother died after a family trip due to water poisoning because she was dehydrated over the day of hiking without drinking anything and then drank a lot pure water (as in "no sports drink with addition ions", not like distilled water) which collabsted her system. Actually destilled water would have a similar effect and you would only need to drink about a liter of it so much easier to get poisoned there.

[@denjidenji9162]

I've not quite had water poisoning, but one time I had to fast (for some medical tests) and I was so hungry I decided to drink lots of water instead. Made me feel incredibly sick and nauseous, though luckily I stopped before any real harm could be done. Water posioning is very real and very dangerous and I think more people should know about it

[@SaturnPandaCat]

@@GeekGamer666 There was the case of Leah Betts when I was a teenager. Her parents shared images of her in intensive care just before she died to deter other teenagers from taking ecstasy. Now I’m not promoting the use of illegal drugs, but they weren’t her cause of death. She consumed 7 litres of water in 90 minutes and died of water intoxication and hyponatraemia. While ecstasy may have made it difficult to urinate, she died because the amount of water she consumed in such a short time frame caused her brain to swell up.

[@ivanfourestier1476]

Dear goodness that Titanoboa one ! Titanoboa was a giant snake, and thus a reptile. It was the largest reptile of its time, but it lived after the (non-avian) dinosaurs. And dinosaurs did in fact exist.

[@avidreader8521]

With regard to using foods to look similar various organs in an attempt to fix health issues: That is actually very similar to sympathetic magic, an early form of supernatural/religious belief that dates back to at least the ancient Egyptians. It's super interesting to have learned about in a historical context, and absolutely horrifying to hear what is basically the same thing peddled as a modern day 'cure.'

[@a.r.mproductions5616]

I had a flat earther for a co worker. They really do make up the most complicated things rather than accepting the evidence that the earth is round.

[@Jupue]

If zhe earth were flat theyd believe it was round

[@catpoke9557]

​​@@Jupue100% this. We'd confirm that the curvature you see on the horizon is actually just the bend of the disc and we'd know that because you could see every object across the planet until the horizon line. And then they'd try to say "no, it's the bulge of the globe. You can see everything on the globe at once because of refraction" and they'd also ignore that there's no time zones anywhere, etc etc.

[@osheridan]

5:44 Pretty sure this effect is just a mix of slight shifts in atmospheric conditions and how children's eyes are more sensitive to colour than adult's. Bonus Fact: The sun produces every wavelength of colour, but technically if it were to dim it would be green! Also, we'd be in trouble.

[@ShadowReignhart]

Actually... Funny enough I just learned that Green Stars are literally impossible... There's a recent Kyle Hill Video on the subject.

[@catpoke9557]

​@@ShadowReignhartThe sun would appear green if it were dim enough though despite this, because the most strongly emitted wavelength from it is green. It also emits a lot of yellow though so it'd be a sort of yellowish green. But it's not possible for a star like that to be dim, which is why we'll never get a green star. At any distance great enough to dim it, the sun stops appearing to have any color anyways, because stars lose their true colors at great distances. That's why most stars in the sky appear colorless- that, and many stars are just white anyways like the sun.

[@John_Weiss]

Actually, it's not brightness that prevents the Sun from being green, but the behavior of the blackbody spectrum. The location of the peak of a blackbody-spectrum is a function of temperature … and so is its width. It get broader and moves towards red as the star gets cooler. At the Sun's temperatures, the peak is wide enough to be pretty close to equal in intensity at all of the colors of visible light.

[@kevanwalker-chun5290]

32:04 So this is actually really interesting, the temple of Hathor has been used for thousands if not hundreds of thousands of years, so the granite steps, well made of a hard stone, being to “melt” from so much stepping on, it’s similar with the leaning tower of piza (sorry if I spelt that wrong) which well being made out of sandstone a softer material, still looks “melted” after only 600 years.

[@elaexplorer]

5:40 4th grade. 4th grade is when they taught us how the pollution made the sunsets redder. As we cleaned up the skies above large cities the sunsets viewed from those cities also changed. Also, those pictures appear to be the sunset over the Pacific vs. the sunset over the Atlantic.

[@GizmoOnyett]

Uh... Bones are made from calcium. Decalcify bones?! What, dissolve your bones?!

[@Finleys_snek]

Maybe they have cartilaginous skeletons who knows?

[@phaedrapage4217]

As someone who has multiple family members with osteoporosis, I think I'll skip the decalcifying. I'm sure my body will do it without help, lol.

[@lizfraiser3993]

The yellow sun thing is possibly related to air quality control laws. These elderly people grew up before the 1970s when many enviornmental protection laws were put into place. They might have literally gorwn up seeing the sun through air polution.

[@dre1978]

I struggle with my blood sugar levels, I produce too much insulin, and have had some WILD shit said to me to "improve my body function" but the hydrogen one is a new one😂

[@pansepot1490]

If hydrogen doesn’t work try inhaling some nitrogen. ;)

[@dre1978]

@@pansepot1490 oooo that sounds promising! Wonder if it would work twice as fast if I did both at once🤔😂

[@SewardWriter]

Oof, that sounds AWFUL. (HUG)

[@waffles3629]

Yep. Chronically ill people get so much insane shit suggested to us. I've got chronic migraine and someone suggested celery water to me. Like lemon water, as in you let the celery sit in the water and drink it.

[@dre1978]

@@waffles3629 I think the worst advice someone gave me was to cut out sugar completely for a month so my body would "naturally reduce the amount of insulin it makes". I wish things were that easy!😂