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[@TheClick]

Go to buyraycon.com/theclick for 15% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon. (u smell nice)

[@alexanderjoslyn5700]

Greetings and thank you

[@InosukesTwinSister]

stop smelling me Cliccy >:|

[@tatubola4109]

I wish I could get me some

[@erikcat2.036]

You smell nice as well

[@KaydenS8108]

Why thank you father

[@Ecofriendlyant]

CAN'T BELIEVE HE DIDN'T SINGLE SOMEONE OUT FOR SMELL 😭 we are unlovedd, uncared for

[@BoxOfToasters]

You smell nice.

[@underpaiddefenseattorney]

Its because everyone smells nice he can't single out someone today

[@DarkDemonOfHel]

​@@BoxOfToasters So do you, fellow Internet Stranger. Such unique aromatique.

[@notallthatskilled]

You smell great today, Ecofriendlyant

[@janemiettinen5176]

And I smell real nice today! I bought a perfume as my b-day prez, because everybody else forgot. Totally wasted it 😂

[@HadriansSquish]

That horrible guy who can’t fathom a woman being able to be a superhero that can kick ass? He’d die of shock in the real world! His head would explode if he ever discovers the real world isn’t full of anime people from only the shows he enjoys.

[@pancakes8670]

Reminds me of a quote Rebecca Sugar had regarding White Diamond as a character. That White Diamond presents herself as so confident about her claims and identity, and yet ultimately it's so fragile that her entire world view is shattered by Steven merely existing. This guy acts so smug, yet ultimately he's so weak that his claims are melted by simply... going outside and seeing women succeed at things.

[@appletree13]

Unfortunately I don't think he goes outside

[@thenexus8384]

How much do you bet he'd try to argue that there aren't women in the military, police force or fire departments because those occupations require a good amount of strength to perform certain tasks in them? (Like needing to carry someone who's badly wounded for example)

[@CircusFoxxo]

it's also really funny because like 70% of mangaka are women and a good chunk of the most influential and biggest series are written by women his goat goku is voiced by a woman

[@theveganduolingobird7349]

@@CircusFoxxodon’t a substantial amount of those writers hide their gender so these weirdos don’t do this?

[@foureyedelf6151]

I like the quote that goes something like, "Arguing with an idiot is like wrestling with a pig. You're both going to get covered in mud and only one of you will enjoy it."

[@hiuerhaile]

How do you have no comments let me fix that. That is true about the quote you made.

[@EmmaThw]

what an incredible quote. I've never heard it before but I think it's gonna be in my repertoire now 👀

[@Ramsey276one]

Poor pig

[@Danielaco23]

I have another similar quote that I like a lot! "Arguing with an idiot is pointless. You'll step down to their level, and they'll beat you through experience"

[@keriannekerr1876]

​@@Danielaco23 that's the one I know

[@emero.a.scythe1786]

9:39 "Atheists have no reason to do justice or tell the truth since they believe that they will never be held accountable for their deeds." Birch, I don't need the threat of eternal damnation to be held accountable. For one, I'm already held accountable by other people, and for two, I don't need to be held accountable after death! We have consequences already, just let decent people rest after they're gone.

[@tealkerberus748]

I hold myself accountable. Very hard to hide from my conscience!

[@MHurley21]

Anyone who thinks "I'm only a good person because I want to get into Heaven" doesn't deserve to get into Heaven. I feel like God wouldn't be fooled by moral posturing.

[@Mostly_Roblox]

If you need the threat of hell to be a good person then you're not a good person, you're a bad person on a leash (I don't remember where that quote came from, but it fits here)

[@GretchZ]

I am not an atheist, and it’s thoughts like that that make me want all people in power to be atheists.

[@SilverionX]

I also find it very funny that people argue this, but there are a LOT of religious people that do heinous acts that would absolutely land them in hell, but that doesn't seem to stop them. So even if there was a hell, it doesn't do jack shit anyways.

[@gasterthemaster6490]

I love how the googly eyes never left

[@BoxOfToasters]

The microphone has seen many, many horrors.

[@katyrosy124]

Same same it'll always be here lol

[@thatguyfrominvincible]

I like to think they brought the mic to life and it kinda runs the show from the shadows nowadays with click and the ESD

[@kevinkarner6595]

Lets make Them Bigger!

[@dustorm5012]

​@@thatguyfrominvincibleand Mango

[@kenirainseeker539]

That dad 100% abuses his daughter. He wants to make sure she doesn't say anything and that the exam doesn't reveal anything. No normal dad insists on being there for that kind of exam for his 19 year old when she doesn't want him there

[@itsdorianrae]

can confirm...

[@Sandythefloofer]

@@itsdorianrae im so sorry

[@kylajensen1957]

Especially since it's a gynecologist appt. Yknow, the doctor that specializes in female reproductive health. Even without the confidentiality thing, it's frigging weird her DAD wants to be in the room while she gets that checked out.

[@Sandythefloofer]

@@kylajensen1957 yeah

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Yes, that is creepy and a healthcare professional would tell him to leave to talk to the patient privately and make sure she is comfortable. Honestly, if I was the doctor, I would be uncomfortable with a parent there. Gross.

[@FigliadiSephiroth]

Imagine calling yourself a christian and then inferring that Satan can create people, making him therefore a god, and by proxy believing Christianity has a pantheon.

[@padinspi11]

To someone from another religion all the things about satan, jesus, god and the holy spirit definitely sounds like polytheism. In fact in mayan communities (yes they still exist, there are millions of them), christianity has basically been printed over the old beliefs. But that's only in name. Angels or saints basically replaced their spirits and gods, keeping their powers and their roles. So some kind of christian polytheism

[@BoullenJue]

I got stuck on the thought that if people are atheist because satan stamped your dna, then there is no more free will, which is pretty important to God if i'm not mistaken 🤔

[@MiriamTV2]

@@padinspi11 The bible used to be polytheistic, so you are correct! For some reason, El Shaddai, or Yahwe as he later chose for himself, was favoured and the other "El's" (gods) got edited out over time. I have only skimmed the surface of all this, but it's a very interesting subject! Some archaeologic finds even suggests that Yawhe and the goddess Ashera were husband and wife.

[@datboilou]

I really feel like that one was satire tbh

[@dajmo2369]

​@@MiriamTV2 the Israelites were a specific Palestinian tribe, and shared their pantheistic religion

[@aduckofsomesort]

It’s alarming how many people can’t recognize rotting food. Even my dad can’t actually tell off meat from fresh meat and insisted that I eat meat that was so obviously gone off.

[@aduckofsomesort]

Like I mean that dude really left watermelon outside for a week and it was obviously rotting and he was questioning what was wrong with it?? It’s decomposing

[@UnicornsPoopRainbows]

My husband is similar but eats spoiled food. He's given himself food poisoning sooooo many times because he won't check the smell. Now he's paranoid and wants to refrigerate everything, including a watermelon we will cut the next day. But anything in jars or bottles get left out constantly and he ignores the fridge or snowflake with recommended storage temps on the packages 🙃

[@seigeengine]

I... I'm not actually sure what's going on with that watermelon. It does seem rubbery or fleshy, and if the watermelon had been left for a week, it'd probably look more shriveled than that, since watermelon is mostly water. I don't think unripe watermelon is like that either. I'm not sure. That said, I have no idea what you mean about "off meat." People do regularly throw out perfectly safe meat because of cosmetic changes.

[@actualgoblin]

​@@seigeengine I always go by smell.

[@aduckofsomesort]

@@seigeengine meat that smells like a landfill should not be consumed

[@fiascothe63rd]

"No chick in any world or universe could defeat anyone from Dragonball universe" apparently ignoring that several of Dragon Ball's strongest characters are themselves women. I guess we're just... ignoring the entirety of the Android saga, as well as basically all of the Tournament of Power, an event whose fights were majorly shaped by several absurdly powerful women.

[@The_Gardara]

Dragonball power scalers are not a smart bunch, example despite the claim that Dragonball characters move at the speed of light being disproven multiple times by many well educated people using various methods, and the series itself never even saying anything close to that notion, they will ignore that and insist that when characters seem to vanish while they are fighting that must mean they are moving at the speed of light, ignoring that some characters can track these fights and there is a large margin between the point where the untrained eye isn't able to keep up with movements and the speed of light, but they ignore this because outside of simply saying "Beerus would use Hakai" their only argument of why any Dragonball character would win in a fight is because they would just speed blitz their opponent, because Dragonball doesn't portray strength in any comparable metric to stack these characters up to others outside their universe so they genuinely have no other arguments, debating with them is pointless.

[@fiascothe63rd]

@@The_Gardara Yeah, the claim that any major Dragon Ball character (aside from Hit, who can manipulate time, and Arale, a guest character from a gag comedy who can do whatever makes the scene funnier) can move at the speed of light based solely upon the fact that you can’t see them move is ridiculous. That’s… not how things work.

[@Raezialien]

Don't argue with DB fans, they didn't read their own manga

[@freddiefishton]

ah but you see, i cant

[@CuteHimbo]

I don't know anything about DragonBall, I just passed by to say that your pfp is based because Tiki is great.

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

I actually like the "grocery store food is fake" conspiracy because my nana believes it and now she only buys produce and meat from local farmstands and butchers. This is really good for small businesses!

[@MogamiKyoko13]

It's also arguably better for the environment. Less carbon emissions and waste involved if you're getting most of your food locally. Maybe this is the one conspiracy theory that's actually a net positive lol

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

@@MogamiKyoko13 I have no plans to tell nana the truth lol

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

There are plenty of legitimate reasons to criticize big agribusiness, especially if it gets people to source their food locally, or grow it themselves. However, if someone still can't distinguish underripe or overripe produce, they're not going to have much luck doing that either.

[@Nakia11798]

I wish that would work on my dad. He just complains loudly instead.

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

@@FrozEnbyWolf150 I think old school folks' logic isn't exactly sound, and even if they see the same or similar properties in locally grown food, they are more likely to still believe its healthier because its homegrown and traditional to them

[@MrSirSquishy]

Remember: Winning an argument against a smart person is difficult, winning an argument against a stupid person is impossible.

[@chesneymigl4538]

OMG! I'm stealing that. Fuck that should be on a T-shirt!

[@kylajensen1957]

I'd buy that shirt

[@chloemeca6712]

You know what, when idiots don't understand they're wrong I just choose to think I win. Because they're defenitly not winning anything and I've tried my best.

[@BrettBunsen]

@chloemeca6712 They win Darwin awards, right?

[@chloemeca6712]

@@BrettBunsen that, they sure do!

[@meepmoopiethe3rd]

Context for the dad wanting to be in the room while his daughter is examined thing. Really, really awful parents do stuff like that as a means of making sure their daughters in specific aren't having sex. Which is usually the only reason to get a smear done at that age, but whatever. It's a scare tactic so the girl can't, say, ask for birth control or about STD testing or abortions or sexual wellness in general. It's a way to scare your kid into not having sex, at least before marriage. Which should be something doctors are immediately reporting to someone because hot damn is that weird. That's the sort of situation where I'd get into a physical altercation with the dad if I was present.

[@helianabanes4875]

That's what I thought. It was about effing virginity.

[@-The_preppy_TOHfan-]

Yesir, last bit totally correct

[@seigeengine]

Ultimately, we don't have enough information to come to any conclusions. We are stuck at the "be very concerned" stage.

[@katherinepadron0628]

Once you are sexually active, regular OB exams are necessary. A pap smear is required to diagnose STI's, plus if you have extremely painful periods, unexplained weight gain, etc., an exam is needed to diagnose PCOS or endometriosis. Age is not a determining factor in when you start having Well Women Exams.

[@ShyAnn291]

If I remember correctly, that father wanted to know if her hymen was intact or not, which doesn’t really make sense because there are other ways that can break the hymen besides having sex.

[@Altoclefsukelele]

The funny thing about the Goku vs Stars & Stripes part is the guy could just say "Goku can destroy universes and is thousands of times faster than light. S&S is not touching him" and be right yet he chose to make a fool of himself by dying on the "Men strong, women weak" hill and then proceed to go on a misogynistic rant. I wonder what the guy's reaction to characters like Beatrice or Featherine would be 🐧

[@uruxdrone]

Also there are some female fighter in dragon ball, just look at callifa, a woman saiyan from universe 6 who achieved super saiyan in less than a week

[@Altoclefsukelele]

@@uruxdrone And gave Goku a tough fight. The literal show disproves that guy 🐧

[@MrSonicHedgehog]

​@@uruxdrone 18, Videl, Caulifa, Kale, Ribrianne

[@yeetman1344]

he would probably pull out the old Goku is outerversal argument

[@diveblock2058]

If you want female characters who can beat goku just go to fate...mha has infinity lower scaling to the point that goku just speed blitzs

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

An easy way to disprove, "Thank a straight person for your existence," is the fact that many gay and trans people from older generations remained closeted and felt pressured into heteronormative relationships, which often included having children. I know a gay man who was originally married to a woman and had children together. This did not make him any less gay. Orientation is attraction, not action.

[@chesneymigl4538]

It's wild how quickly society has changed in that regard. I wonder how many people are aware that being gay was ILLEGAL in their parent's generation.

[@science_bear]

@@chesneymigl4538the US is one election away from it becoming illegal again, very frightening

[@BisexualBean49]

Also bisexuals exist 😂

[@BisexualBean49]

​@@science_bearyep in tryin' to save money to go to Norway 😂

[@Sam-mh4sb]

My mom is definately demi-sexual-bi-sexual and has even kinda acknowledged that. But she didn't have the knowledge and was in deep Christianity. But she also has a gay cousin. So does my dad, sooooo.... definately not thanking a straight person for my existence. Raging at a bunch of them for my internalized homophobia and being in the closet till my 30s, but not thanking them.

[@AspiringToFailure]

Some birds wouldn't leave me alone today, they were stuck to me like glue. I think they were Vel-crows.

[@andistansbury4366]

Take my like and leave.

[@dash0mysh]

Stop

[@Arondight27]

When I told this pun to my friends, they were all raven how funny it was.

[@BoxOfToasters]

Nah, I think they're glue-birds.

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@BoxOfToastersEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@oldgus01]

Also, I find it hella appropriate that Click talks about fondling avocados. "Avocado" as the name of the fruit comes from one of the native languages in Mexico. It means "testicle."

[@abigailr.9601]

Oh dear, that’s a fact I never wanted to know 😭 /lh

[@grmpEqweer]

😋 mmm😂

[@oldgus01]

And in two replies, I have hit the "TIHI" to "Moar, pleez" spectrum. I count that as a win.

[@sleepysera]

I'm sad you didn't see the follow-up on the ridiculous "can a woman beat Goku" discussion, because the dude went on to claim he himself personally could beat any female MMA fighter, even though he's never even been in a fight or done any sports of that nature. It's absolutely wild 😂

[@wolvie1618]

I'd love to see him try to back that up and immediately get his clock cleaned by some lady's foot, Holly Holm's style.

[@solosynapse]

​@@wolvie1618I always see the least athletic guys say that, and then when challenged by any female athlete (especially boxers & such), they immediately make excuses.

[@streamerssaymyname]

Lots of guys believe the least athletic man can beat the most well trained women in a fight.

[@logoncal3001]

Thing is, we barely had moments in Z where a woman COULD beat Goku. Granted she was part robot and Goku got sick and later died in the bad timeline but still

[@blakewhite3131]

It's insane, cos like my dumbass man brain thinks i could do decent in a random street fight, but against any trained fighter im completely screwed. Buff women are more impressive to me than buff men, as its easier to pack on muscle for men, so you can acknowledge that she's had to work way harder. It's crazy that people like this exist and believe such stupid things to make themselves feel superior despite putting in no effort.

[@christophersun]

5:36 i havent watched dbz at all but Goku totally comes across as the type to meet a woman stronger than him and be completely normal and respectful about it.

[@miaomiaochan]

With a wife like Chichi, he'd be a fool not to respect women.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

He absolutely would. Goku only cares about good food and good fights, to the point where he'll help an enemy recover from a previous battle so they can fight at full power.

[@a_d3mon]

@@Kartoffelkamm Too bad Frieza didn't respect his decision and recover before immediately trying to kill Goku after Goku showed him mercy with no reason to do so.

[@cheeto.burrito]

I don't even like Dragon Ball that much, but I know Goku would meet that woman and go: "Oh, you're strong, do you wanna fight?" because that's the character he is

[@soythelubu5389]

Many people forget this but his wife is a super strong woman that would give a lot of character a run for their money; they even had a fight in the world tournament and then got married (never watched og DB but was something like that) and is not weird that fighters are female even if goku and the z fighters are male. Not to mention that DBS and GT has a lot of strong ladies. I wished they did more with chi-chi other her just becoming the wife in DBZ.

[@Just_Another_Bot69]

I used the pride emotional support demon to help me come out to my parents and I no longer have parents, thank you so much for helping me Click, I have been going back and forth on if they care about me and this was the last nail, thank you for helping me cut off my trauma inducing parents ❤ Edit: it's only been three hours damn, thank you all for your support

[@annalisalundberg4561]

It can hurt, but sometimes we are better off without such people. I hope you have a stable safety net, some true friends, and some family (doesn't matter if relatives or "adoptive", like friends or mentors) who truly care for you. You have been brave, and even if the outcome wasn't necessarily a happy one, it'll only get better from that. Hugs from Italy, I'm proud of you!

[@_Kuma_]

Though that’s a very hard situation, I’m proud of you for being true to yourself!

[@BrettBunsen]

Sorry you’re going through this. Glad you’re able to see it as a good thing, to help you get away from the negativity.

[@elaineb7065]

*adopts you xxx*

[@EllieM552]

🫶🏻🏳️‍🌈

[@TheHyperplayer]

About the Watermelon... The insides turn that way when the Melon has gone bad. Excessive fizzing, sour taste and rubbery interior are all indicators of a spoiled water melon. Eating that is also not very healthy.

[@seigeengine]

Yeah, I didn't think about that. I'm not sure I've ever really seen an intact spoiled watermelon get cut open. That makes sense.

[@Gaarafan007]

4th hint eliminates "7", "3", and "8" 5th hint reveals "0" is required 1st, 2nd, and 3rd hints eliminate "6" We now know "2" and "0" are required 1st and 3rd hints reveal that "2" should be last 3rd and 5th hint reveals "0" should be first 2nd hint now eliminates "1" and reveals 4 should be in the middle The answer is "042"

[@DirtOfMars]

I got the same, though it took me longer than it should've lmaooo

[@Chiales]

Same answer here, at first I was confused because I paused before the last and second last hints were revealed ^^

[@christiecrispie8351]

​​@@ChialesI got the same too, and Paused the video at the same time 😅 u can still get to the right answer without the last 2 hints

[@Chiales]

@@christiecrispie8351 True! But you kind of had to guess If it's 4 or 1

[@cyberjohn4946]

It's not a Gambel if it's 1 or 4, because 1. Tells, that the one thats right is at the right place. That eliminiert the 1 because it swopes places in 2. So the ansure is 042.

[@guildmasterguy5070]

“This anime is delusional” Says the guy that’s hyping up Dragon Ball, a world where quite literally one of the richest and most intelligent people on the planet is Bulma - a woman - who is respected and even feared by some of the most powerful people in the universe and is brave enough to step up to a God of Destruction. Not getting into “who would win” stuff. Just pointing out another crack in this guy’s tantrum about women being in charge

[@meh2510]

The guy probably only watches the episodes where the guys scrunch up in constipated pop squats for 28 minutes of the half hour show in order to power up for the next phase of the battle.

[@Oleg-gt3xw]

we couldnt exist without women

[@kylajensen1957]

Even better, he claimed to be a "combat expert" despite it being pretty obvious he never leaves his house.

[@seigeengine]

@@Oleg-gt3xw don't tell the mpreg enthusiasts that. They might genetically engineer humanity to fix that.

[@justludwigVEVO]

Also, isn't kefla like a super strong female fusion? (I never watched db but i do know broly has green hair and hes crazy powerful, so i assume its the same for her)

[@blwssme]

Mark twain once said “never argue with an idiot. They’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” This just made so much sense to me watching the arguments in this video 😭😭

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

Always loved that quote!

[@blwssme]

@@kevinmcqueenie7420 yeah ! It’s my mums favourite lol

[@laurenfaulk4637]

Albert Einstein- “better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and prove it to be such”

[@Ramsey276one]

34:35 *YEEZUS*

[@db_524]

@@laurenfaulk4637 Another one of my favorite quotes as well.

[@brianroberts783]

So, the thing about Plymouth Rock is that they moved it away from the coast. That big crack down the middle is from where it fell off the wagon while they were moving it. So if it's in the water again, that definitely means sea level has risen.

[@HerraHidalgo]

21:37 Funny thing is that during the French revolution, that we can thank for the decimal system, they also tried to institute decimal time. It would have had 10 hours per day, 100 minutes per hour and 100 seconds per minute. Maybe the guy is from an alternative timeline?

[@chesneymigl4538]

Wait... how does that work? How freaking long would an hour be!

[@imphie]

​@@chesneymigl4538an hour

[@gragogflying-anvil3605]

​@@chesneymigl4538Converting our 24h day into a 10h day would make each "decimal hour" 2.4h long, if that makes sense.

[@Culpride]

@@chesneymigl4538 It would be exactly 100 minutes or 10.000 seconds :P (144 of todays minutes)

[@SquirrelSeb84]

was going to comment this - the decimal clock and calendar was a thing, he's right that 2 minutes is 200 seconds if you're in 1793.

[@zephie531]

When I was about 6/7 I got in an argument with my teacher. We were learning about fair trade and we had to draw bananas growing. Now, my dad has lived all over the world and used to help on a banana farm, so he told me how they grew and I had seen a banana tree in a greenhouse near where I lived. I knew they grew on trees in bunches. The teacher was CONVINCED they grew out of the ground like carrots. So, I, being stubborn and knowing I was right, was the only child to draw a banana tree. I was so mad that she kept telling me off, and she even marked me down for it! If you’re going to teach something in a classroom, at least Google it first!

[@naolucillerandom5280]

A classmate and I in 5th grade got into an argument with the teacher. She kept saying ⅓ of an hour was 30 minutes. I don't think anyone got detention but omfg 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@zephie531]

@@naolucillerandom5280 oh my goodness

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

A lot of people don't even have the slightest idea how any of their food is grown. If you ask them where fruits and vegetables come from, they'd say, "From the store!"

[@BrettBunsen]

@naolucillerandom5280 That's like the people who think pregnancy for twins lasts 18 months. Actually I guess it's worse 'cause at least those people got the math right - they just don’t understand biology.

[@rolfs2165]

Reminds me of a geography teacher at my school. She told the class that Earth turns clockwise (looking onto the North Pole), then played a video. Someone raised their hand and said "this shows Earth turning counter-clockwise". She rewinds the tape and _while doing that_ looks at the TV and goes "no, see? It's turning clockwise!"

[@ClownHoundII]

The whole anime debate reminded me of when my bro got super pissed Cod added women because "That's unrealistic for the time!" Cod the gane were you shoot zombies away from President Reagan, drink beer to get boosts, get rayguns from ghost kid possessed toy chests, and can customize unuforms and guns with stickers. But playing as a woman was too far and unrealistic.

[@rolfs2165]

I was that kind of guy when they had the female amputee soldier in the trailer and on the box for Battlefield whatever (1? 5? can't remember). Thankfully I have one group of friends who are quite feminist and stopped me from further going down that path.

[@chesneymigl4538]

There's a Redneck Rampage emulator out there for him. Sounds up his alley.

[@meh2510]

There weren't women in the military during the Reagon administration?

[@petthequeenofmaddness8592]

@@rolfs2165 in that case it is true as they would have her sent home or back at base as soon as possible not because she's a chick but because she's missing an arm unless she's got a cool prosthetic

[@ClownHoundII]

@@chesneymigl4538 The funniest thing about this is technically Mt whole family is Rednecks as we come from the deep south and tend to engineer/DIY things. My brother is the only stereotypical angry one.

[@R0w4ntr33]

I live in the state Gov. Sarah runs, if I remember right. I hate it here. Libraries are suffering, as are AFAB people, LGBTQ+ people, BIPOC, poor people, everyone. "Fetus removal" is illegal in most cases here, and self-proclaimed "pro-lifers" are so embolded that they leave propaganda cards in WALMART. In the art supply and craft sections.

[@seigeengine]

"AFAB people" I swear to god the lot of you are trying to make the rest of us turn fascist.

[@liquidminds]

illegal to kill one cell that could end up a human, but legal to kill thousands of brain cells, making your followers inhumane...

[@marycook9007]

Fellow Arkie here. Only ever seeing AR in the news for bad, unhinged, and deranged nonsense is really, REALLY starting to get old.

[@seigeengine]

My brain still mixes up AFAB/AMAB and ACAB sometimes.

[@michaelr20010713]

​@@seigeengine Assigned cop at birth

[@justinn8541akaDrPokemon]

"You better not cry" Bold of you to assume I can due to my represed emotions.

[@fullmetalouroboros3857]

same

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

…Word. 🙂

[@maxbaker7841]

Mood

[@Zero_The_Shortie]

i feel you (T-T)

[@RuthBhmand]

onions my dude, onions. it's the answer to everything. try onions. wait, I meant minions, my bad

[@DemonGoat-248]

5:20 goku, would not care that shes a woman. He would go "ohhhhhhh a new challenge lets spar" and get stronger from the battle. Even if he can't beat her he would just be happy to have someone new to fight. And another strengh goal to strive for.

[@LupineShadowOmega]

We even know, because saiyans don't have gender roles. Bardock had Fasha on his team of genocidal murderers. Saiyans only cared about power level. Are you an elite or are you low level...and they had pods for maturing babies, because saiyan women had murders to get up to.

[@slendveny7191]

"Goku would never respect a woman or whatever-" "Hey, Kefla, let's fight again!"

[@ethribin4188]

Pokemon LITERALY includes beauty contests for pokemon. And there are NO limits on which gender can compete, AND they compete against eachother.

[@GabrielWilsonCollins]

3:00 I live about an hour from Plymouth Rock. Plymouth is pronounced “Pli-myth”. Also, the rock has been moved around a lot. Its current location is about hundred feet away from the shore.

[@jaymevosburgh3660]

Aww, from experience, I always assume that any father that wants to be present while their daughter gets a very personal exam is there because they've done something very awful and are afraid the daughter will tell the doctor. Gross.

[@opheliaismyname9180]

That or it's a virginity thing, which is equally as yucky I mean, my dad comes to my hospital appointments sometimes, if my mum isn't available (I'm an adult but I'm also disabled so I usually don't go places unaccompanied for my own safety), but he'd never try and get into something like that, because it'd be just as weird for him as it was for me

[@chesneymigl4538]

Absolutely! They are the same gross people that want to make sure the "freshness seal" hasn't been tampered with. *gag me* What's really crazy are the stories on medical forums of doctors having to explain to other doctors that hymen checks for virginity are bullshit or that sex isn't "supposed to" hurt. That's how bad these ideas have embedded into our culture.

[@seigeengine]

Possible. There are other possible answers. We don't know. We only know enough to be very concerned. People who jump right to 100% confidence in a specific answer in these kinds of situations are really saying more about themselves.

[@Junebuggly]

9:39 So I'm an ELCA Christian (a very leftist branch of prodestant Christianity) And I was arguing with a "Catholic" (they were Catholic, but one of those people that weponizes their religion) that trans people aren't the spawn of satan, and It came up in discussion that I don't belive in a litteral satan or hell (I do however believe in god jesus and heaven) (I belive that sin is part of humanity's ability to choose wich isn't inherently a bad thing, but its not "because of satan") He got do flabbergasted that I didn't belive in hell and I belived that all people were forgiven and went to heaven. He of course asked what insentive I have to be good and I was like "Just being a good person? Following jesus's wishes? Making the workd a better place for everyone?" And apparently he didn't belive that someone could just be a good person without the threat if hell, like... my guy... what????? He litterally said "If I became enlightened to know that all people went to heaven no matter what, I would just commit every sin all the time for my own pleasure" So now it's my turn to be stunned, and when I called him out for basically admitting to be a psychopath he said "well I wouldn't actually because I know that would make me go to hell" So of course I reiterate "even if hell doesn't exist, wouldn't you still be a good person?" And he litterally responded that he wouldn't do good if there was "no immortal consequence" So uhhhhhhh, just be a good person. Any sane person can and will be a good person. Religion shouldn't be the only reason you are not a mass murderer. (Also you can belive in whatever religion you belive, I don't care if you belive in hell, but you should be able to belive that people can still be good even if they don't belive in eternal damnation)

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

“If you need the threat of hellfire to be a good person, then you're just a bad person on a leash.” -From another one of Clicky's videos, probably r/Satan

[@wartgin]

Please don't assume that is representative of all Catholics. We're supposed to do/be good because we desire to emulate God's love for us. We didn't get threatened with Hell because my parents thought it was a metaphor/interpretation of the pain of being separated from God. Our family concentrated more on the Catholic Worker/Dorothy Day living the faith path as opposed to the Opus Dei strict theological doctrines approach.

[@Junebuggly]

​@@wartgin sorry, I've just met a lot of these types of "Catholics" online. I realize this is not representative of the whole Catholic community. I will edit my post.

[@chesneymigl4538]

You'd be stunned how often that argument comes up. Most all religions have orders to be good and do good. The people that literally think they only do good because of threats is creepy. I've heard people proclaim in total sincerity that they'd be SA'ing people if god didn't tell them not to. Like WTF! If there is a God, I don't think He'd be cool with "I didn't kill anyone, but I really wanted to!">

[@Junebuggly]

​@@chesneymigl4538 Exactly! like, can't people just be good people? Apparently not...

[@Fischohnerad17]

To be fair to the guy who said he never graduated, he said he could give an answer super quickly, he never said it'd be the right answer

[@Aryasvitkona]

I... You right but... Fuck no you just right. He said he could do it, not do it correctly

[@bethmiller2749]

That clip, if I remember correctly, is from Soft White Underbelly. He specializes in interviewing people on Skid Row. Frequently these people are mentally ill and or drug addicts. Making fun of this guy is kind of mean. I don’t suppose Click knew that.

[@Mar_Selcouth]

​@@bethmiller2749Most people probably don't know,thanks for saying it

[@weasel7491]

Yeah Beth, that's what my first thought was "oh, poor dude. Grandeur delusion." I too find that kind of stuff uncomfortable when it ends up on subreddits designed to make fun of it. It's

[@Robin93k]

​​@@bethmiller2749"kind of mean" No, this brain dead waste of space is an arrogant asshole, that actually deserves where he stands in live! Not like many other homeless people that actually deserve our help!

[@SofieBjorkheim]

"Point to the apples" *points at apples on table* "WROOONG, BECAUSE THERE'S APPLES IN THE HOUSE ACROSS THE STREET AND IN THE SUPERMARKET AND EVERYWHEEEERE!!!"

[@FluffyBeowolf-yw5ce]

oh god. the "this is the real anime world" type shit reminded me in an argument i got in with someone that ended when they used a dragon ball character as proof for 6 year old's having the same level of responsibility as adults over people younger then them. they couldn't understand why it wasn't a valid argument or why i stopped taking them seriously all of a sudden.

[@ClownHoundII]

Going to guess the character was baby Goku or Goku's kid. Which is a dumb choice because baby goku doesn't know what responsible even means and his son would rather fight an alien than do a house chore.

[@FluffyBeowolf-yw5ce]

@@ClownHoundII they used Gohan as their example, but I don't know much, if anything about dragonball, only that that's a dragon ball character. Just imagine watching someone's 6 year old waddle out into the street with their 4 year old sister and then someone going "well they should have known better because magic man no.28 knew better in squiggly dink land"

[@FFKonoko]

​​​@@ClownHoundII uh, no. His son would rather fight crime while going to school. He hated fighting the aliens, it was very traumatic. 😂

[@chesneymigl4538]

It's the logic the Sea Org uses. That's why so many stories of what survivors went through exist.

[@HerMi.T]

​@@FluffyBeowolf-yw5ce first arc of dragon ball z is literally about protecting Gohan from all that bullshittery happening around him because he is just a little kid. Not that he should be more responsible. That guy is wrong even in his argument.

[@jennianis1811]

23:20 I love that it says "A straight person" which means you can just go to a random straight Person on the Street and thank them. That sounds so funny

[@willw6504]

Moreover, the idea that a child cannot have two gay parents, even two gay bio parents, is absurd. I have two kids, and neither of them received anything from any straight person, biologically or otherwise. LGBTQ+ all the way.

[@SamriddhiSharma128]

​@@willw6504Well logical reasoning doesn't work with homophobes lmao.

[@peculiar-pan]

"thanks, random straight person!! your existence caused mine! i'm also gay! have a good day!" i wonder how they'd react lol

[@seigeengine]

No.

[@peculiar-pan]

@@seigeengine no... what??? form a coherent sentence please! if you'd like to be homophobic, you can at least do it with proper grammar!

[@michaelrosenberg6528]

Regarding 35:39 - The Irish language is called Irish in English, - The Celtic languages are the family of languages that include Irish, Scottish Gaelic(which is different to Irish), etc. - The Irish word for Irish is 'Gaeilge' - County Meath(not meth) is a real county in Ireland. So she's _almost_ right, but noooooot quite.

[@miatfitz]

Oh sweetheart... you are American. Your Grandmother was Irish and being from County Meath means she was born in an English speaking part of the Irish Republic. Every school kid in Ireland is taught the Gaelic language ( which in English speaking areas is often called Irish) many schools have lesson "as gaeilge" including Maths. By the way you are not guaranteed a Irish Citizenship by having Irish born Grandparents.

[@Laceration_Gravityyy]

Meth

[@michaelrosenberg6528]

@@miatfitz Again we don't really call it Gaelic bit I appreciate the sentiment lol Kind kf interesting how her grandmother's words got misinterpreted. I don't think the OP was stupid, just, well, confidently incorreft

[@Ramsey276one]

I assumed a TRAGEIDEY there... Or Scunthorpe! XD

[@kingparadise87]

16:23 I know, right? One of my moms friends flipped out on me for showing her the difference between a spoiler and a muffler on a car, then proceeded to tell my mom that the government has some sort of massive death ray in space that they use to start forest fires and burn people's houses down. Smh

[@BarakFishman]

I thought it was the Jews who had the space Laser. huh

[@kingparadise87]

@@BarakFishman Facebook is a flawless and perfect site (extreme sarcasm)

[@Jackie_XIII]

You know, there's a beautiful irony in all of the AI Jesus photos needing you to close your eyes to see it. If your eyes were open you would see the fake monstrosity for what it really is.

[@jesuschrist861]

Amen

[@mikeyassbutcg]

​@@jesuschrist861oh wassup bro

[@theveganduolingobird7349]

This is why so many religions don’t allow images or idols of their holy figures

[@Wordstoexplain]

In what way do you mean this statement? Are you saying that the pictures are the monstrosity? Or are you saying that Jesus Himself is one? Please explain.

[@mikeyassbutcg]

@@Wordstoexplain The pictures, not Jesus. They're saying that it's a beautiful irony that you have to close your eyes to see it, because if you opened them you'd see the image was fake and the lies told for likes.

[@imperfectimp]

"You smell amazing" Me, who just got home from working in a boiling hot greenhouse: "We're already starting off Confidently Incorrect"

[@wartgin]

To be fair, it is probably amazing and I'm sure it appeals to people who like being reminded of roaming in tropical jungles.

[@imperfectimp]

​@@wartginI meant the immense amount of sweat that no deodorant can combat. Also, it's sadly not one of those tropical greenhouses, we just grow garden plants and the greenhouse is to give young plants a more stable environment before they can be moved outside.

[@LettiKiss]

"Giant, blue, yoga, star lady" is unironically the best description of Nut, the Egyptian Goddess of the Sky.

[@GretchZ]

And, yeah, the Egyptians believed we were on a flat planet under a dome. It was a common belief in the region. Also a flood, 7 years of drought… That doesn’t make it right because it was commonly believed. The miasmatic theory of disease was common, too. It’s still wrong.

[@seigeengine]

Oh god, it gets worse. The sky is nut.

[@LettiKiss]

@@seigeengine Yes, she is lmao

[@Zaddy-Lu]

In the mid 90s (USA), the phrase "I could care less" was created by teenagers as sarcasm. Meaning "theoretically, there is potentially something I might care about less, but not really," the parents developed the response "I could agree with you more" as a sarcastic comeback. Source: I was a teen in the 90s, and this phrase was used as much as "I'm Ob-Sessed" is used now

[@invaderjill8054]

Maybe it’s colloquial, because I don’t remember anyone saying “could care less” instead of “couldn’t care less” growing up (as a fellow 90s teen). It may just be my relatively rural upbringing in New England, but my family communicated entirely through sarcastic statements, and my mom banned “sucks” from the house because we said it so often and she said it was “vulgar”. 😂

[@oakenshadow6763]

I work in a produce department. Those watermelons are rancid. Likely left out in the heat too long, frozen, or they simply started fermenting (that makes them bubble when poked because of pressure build up). The stores are doing a bad job in either shipping or storage. 27:25

[@exquisitetoaster1482]

These were my thoughts as well, and I don't even work in a produce department! Some people simply can't accept that sometimes the simplest answer is the right one

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

It can also happen if you simply keep watermelons around too long and they spoil. It's a rather common mistake, as the hot summer months are when watermelons are in season, and most people aren't going to refrigerate something that large.

[@azazelthedemon9504]

Alot of that food in the video are rotting/spoiling, and it seems people aren't recognizing it as such so the next logical conclusion is "food is now plastic"????

[@petthequeenofmaddness8592]

@@azazelthedemon9504 I mean I've seen them put googly eye's on fish so they seem fresher

[@Boundwithflame23]

⁠@@FrozEnbyWolf150 I know when my dad gets a watermelon from the store he slices it as soon as he can and then stores the slices in containers in the fridge

[@desperadox7565]

The "dad" who insisted to be at his daughter's gynecological examination needs to be watched.

[@Dani-Claw]

🤮

[@MiiaFoxx]

I can actually explain the magnet on the chicken thing, here in the US meat is relatively expensive and often stolen, so meat processors and butchers will often include magnetic anti-theft tags underneath the absorbent pad in the bottom of the trays. Usually there's like 1-2 per package. Source: Worked at a grocery store for 5 years, seen a lot of meat packages stolen.

[@Culpride]

I only knew about RFID on some goods and about those magnet pins in clothes. Magnetic meat markers is new to me. Thanks =)

[@AwkwardAnxiousJennifer]

My first job was at a grocery store. One time I went into the men's room to clean it and caught a guy stuffing meat down his pants. 16-year-old me was in total shock!

[@MiiaFoxx]

@@Culpride Yeah depends on the store. Worked for Kroger for 5 years, all they ever used was the cheapo little metal strip ones.

[@waffles3629]

So that's what those things are

[@firewolf950tfwgaming7]

47:27 Just so the world can be a little more informed 1. Sunlight DOES cause cancer because light is made up of different waves with different levels of energies. The higher levels of energies can disrupt our DNA which can cause cancer amongst other diseases. 2. I’m assuming Vitamin D means makes Vitamin D. No, you are doing that, light just helps provide energy for it but even then, you can get Vitamin D from other sources. 3. Blood pressure is a result of your blood concentration, pumping of your heart, and whether your blood vessels are blocked, none of which is directly related to sunlight 4. ATP is produced by cellular respiration which is the breakdown of carbohydrates and most importantly doesn’t involve sunlight as a reactant. Technically sunlight plays a role in that it’s what makes carbohydrates in photosynthesis so in the grand scheme it does, but the way it’s framed is misleading 5. Melatonin actually has issues being produced in light as the hormone helps you sleep. Likely because we used to live by the sun and so the sun would indicate time to wake up and lack of it would mean sleep. 6. You don’t metabolize melanin. Melanin is skin pigmentation. Sunlight can help prompt your body to make more of it to protect your body, see point 1 as why that’s important, so metabolizing it is counterintuitive for the body. 7. They’re actually right about sunlight and endorphins, but it’s not like sunlight is the ONLY thing helps release them 8. This is more subjective and not a concrete fact 9. That’s your thyroid and pituitary gland, not sunlight, as hormones are secreted to regulate bodily chemicals that are a result of your diet and emotional states. 10. See point 3. Grade: 2/10 which feels generous for what seems to really be a “sunlight doesn’t cause cancer and actually good for you and you don’t need medicine”.

[@AcanthaDante]

I think Click missed that a gynaecologist is a doctor that specialises in the health of baby-making organs and that 19-year-old was most likely there for a smear test. It's little wonder the 19-year-old wanted her father out of the room and it adds an extra creep factor to the dad knowing that.

[@opheliaismyname9180]

Can nineteen year olds get those in the US? In the UK you have to be 25, and the uni practice always advertises that the students should get one, but 50% of the students haven't got the equipment, and I'd estimate 70% of the rest aren't old enough (yes this is very stupid and there are campaigns to change this)

[@chesneymigl4538]

I don't think he missed it. He just was being low key because KZbin algorithm is stupid like that.

[@AcanthaDante]

@@opheliaismyname9180 Not sure, but then, I've read descriptions of a chair they make you sit in over there for those tests that sounds like a torture device.

[@S3lkie-Gutz]

@@opheliaismyname9180 yup! gynaecologists also help out with things like precocious puberty PCOS endometriosis vaginitis and reproductive cancers. i have one for my endometriosis because she can help get me answers and treatment faster than if i sought out a GP for help with that.

[@atomicgoblin]

@opheliaismyname9180 yes, I'm the states you start getting pap smears at age 18 last I checked (at least when I turned 18 that was the case. I'm almost 40 now so idk if guidelines have changed since then)

[@justinebidulopoutchini9774]

9:11 this discussion about statistics is like nationals park trying to design a trash can that people can use and not bears, and the conclusion was that some bears were smarter than the dumbest visitors

[@kylajensen1957]

My sister drew a comic at LDS Girl's Camp about a momma bear teaching her cubs to put their trash in the "human bins" to keep humans out of their dens.

[@ElinaBauer-ww3ji]

17:21 "Ah shit..." "Whats wrong Jeremy?" "Kompass is telling me we need to go up" "Oh... Okay then" **Both start levitating**

[@piotrwisniewski70]

Lmao, this looks like joke straight out of ASDF video

[@nauuuurrrrr]

"compass say go down" **Both sink through floor**

[@abigailr.9601]

This made my day, tysm 🤣

[@LRM12o8]

4:37 > designs a hero representing "The Land of the Free" > her super power: forcing everybody and everything to do as she says Ah yes, the American definition of freedom: "freedom is when everyone does what I say!" 🤣

[@dracod7439]

The U.S. Military: Spreading Managed Democracy to 3rd world countries since the Cold War

[@conspiracypanda1200]

Dude coulda said "Goku's most recent powerup lets him dodge automatically" and "he can beat a timestop assassin; he can avoid being touched in real time" but nooooooo, he had to go the empty and sexist "WAHMAN CAN'T BE STRONKER THAN DUDE-GUY EVER BECUZ PIPI = BETTER THAN TIDDIES AND VAJAYJAY" route.

[@Ramsey276one]

That's no DB fan, that's a woman hater! XD

[@ratman7923]

So many things he could of said. Many what you said or simply "he is to fast."

[@Nox.x_ART]

That poor guy would vaporize when he finds out about Madoka Magica

[@peculiar-pan]

"becuz pipi = better than tiddies and vajayjay" is the funniest sentence i've seen today

[@darcieclements4880]

Give it how much of the dragon Ball series is about female empowerment and that women are definitely not pushovers I'm confused. Like did the guy actually read the stories for real? I'm pretty sure that if Goku was real and actually read a comment like this he'd go on a mission to find someone who is female that could beat him specifically to spite the jerk. I mean Goku's already obsessed with finding people stronger than himself so it wouldn't be much for him to specifically try to find a woman to fight just to prove a point. Half the stories are him fighting people to fight because somebody said they could never beat him or that they would definitely beat him.

[@osheridan]

0:05 We went from parent cheerfully warning their child of a staIker to an exhausted parent when their baby stirs at 4:30AM

[@atomicgoblin]

Used card salesman... my husband sitting next to me said "hey, that's what I am!" Cause he works at a game store where they sell magic the gathering and pokemon cards🤣

[@liquidminds]

People casually ignore how Goku can be beat easily by just inviting him to an all you can eat buffet.

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

46:18 For anyone wondering, "burning" is a metaphor here. The Sun doesn't burn the same way as fire on Earth; the "burning" actually refers to nuclear fusion.

[@chesneymigl4538]

Now now, don't go gettin' all sciencey up in heere. (I don't know how to phonetically spelled "here" in Redneck)

[@GretchZ]

Tiny atoms smooshing into each other all over the universe for billions of years. That’s why we exist. So cool.

[@NighstarLayla]

Autism mode activate "No chick can beat Anyone from dragon ball" 18 breaking Vegeta's arm Keffla forcing goku to use ultra instic 21 from the videogames VADOS EXIST WOMAN INSIDE DRAGON BALL ARE STRONGER THAN MULTIPLE MAN

[@defineanime5549]

18 breaking vegeta arm will forever live rent free in my mind, also anybody with hax abilities could beat goku

[@NighstarLayla]

@@defineanime5549 i could go in a nerd rant about how is made canon that Ki has the Hax ability to ignore all Hax of they're not on the same strength level (quite literally just ignoring both being turn into a candy and just flat out ignoring time stop) But I'm not a powescaler and it's a dumb explication

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

I mean, Kefla didn't beat Goku, but she did make it a pretty close fight. If anything, she kinda made him stronger by forcing him into UI, as that gave him a bit more time to adjust to the power. Also, you forgot to mention how Bulma and Chi-Chi have both bitch-slapped Beerus and Super Buu.

[@lunadoesthings8050]

Arale kicking vegeta around was hilarious as well

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

@@lunadoesthings8050 To be fair, she's a gag character, and we all know how strong gag characters are.

[@vincentjacobvictor2423]

They always debunk the argument that “the sun is a burning ball of gas” citing it needs oxygen Forgetting oxygen is also a gas 😂

[@chesneymigl4538]

And that space is full of gas and dust... usually made from dead stars

[@meh2510]

@@chesneymigl4538 These people can't even get the concept that distance makes things look smaller. No point explaining nuclear fission to them.

[@Ky_AnCom]

The guy from 4:30 has clearly never heard of Lyudmila Pavlichenko or Irina Sebrova, two of the biggest badass fighters of WWII.

[@BlueTressym]

I Googled those to learn more so thank you for drawing my attention to them. Lady Death and Night Witches definitely qualify as Names to Run Away From Very Fast. I may have to use these as character inspiration at some point. ETA: I'd add the earlier Milunka Savić to those as well. I learned of her from Sabaton.

[@LikeAFemaleDog]

@5:50 You have no idea how asinine and aneurism-giving are the discussions about "Who is stronger?" in the anime community. The concept itself is harmless fun, but (some) people take it so unbelievably serious and personal, that there's no fun to be had on those sort of conversations.

[@ngotemna8875]

Right? For example Goku vs Superman I personally believe it depends how you define Goku's ki-energy-beams. Is it magic? Superman is weak to magic so he would lose Is it light? Then Superman would win cause yellow light (technically "the radiation of the yellow sun" but that's just light with more words) is the source of his power.

[@Slashthekitsune]

@@ngotemna8875 In Dragonball, Ki and Magic are two fundamentally different things.

[@ClownHoundII]

​@ngotemna8875 This is exactly the levels of "serious" these questions should be taken. Using the logic of the show and characters lore, not bickering over details for sexism sake.

[@YourMomsHousehold]

Yeah, I think there’s a Stan lee quote saying something along the line of “who wins, who ever the writer wants to”. Goku could us UI and instant transmission or stars could take away his oxygen, it could go an infinite amount of ways so no one can ever truly win …I still think goku takes it fr

[@opheliaismyname9180]

My favourite one, though not anime, was Chris Evans and Mark Hamill bickering on Twitter over who would beat who if Cap was to fight Luke, and Mark says 'They wouldn't fight, but if they did? MCU, Cap wins. Star Wars? That shield would be in little bits.' to which Chris responds 'You fool. Now I have vibranium ninja stars!'

[@MorningStar426]

"thank a straight couple for your existence" uhhh, me (a cis woman) and my wife (a trans woman) would like to know who our two naturally conceived children are supposed to thank 😂😂😂 Edit: beware the transphobe in the replies. 🏳️‍⚧️

[@elaineb7065]

Bi people: also exist & sometimes pair up in opposite sex couples. Same with pan people

[@feuerling]

When I was a kid, one of my friends had lesbian moms. They just used a male friend as a donor to have a child.

[@ClownHoundII]

I'm a kid of lesbians too! It's ridiculous people think you need straight people to make kids when all needed is egg and sperm. I'm convinced these people think IVF works by picking out a dude to adopted to the family because they always act like the whole man is needed and gotta stay around foe the kid to exist.

[@oobtty]

Im a straight cis guy so you should thank me /s

[@minestar2247]

Well, they should thank you for being their parents

[@jacquelynsmith2351]

I'll agree that the sun isn't a giant burning ball of gas. It's an immense nuclear fusion reactor, which is freaking awesome

[@wartgin]

🎶The sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace ...

[@Llortnerof]

@@wartgin I believe the later, more accurate version is "The sun is a miasma of incandescent plasma"

[@m4yr4i]

What do you guys mean? I thought the sun was a deadly laser

[@seigeengine]

The sun is basically a giant ball of burning gas. It's just that it's not oxidizing, it's fusing. The gist of it engaging in some kind of reaction by which a fuel is converted in an exothermic reaction is still broadly valid.

[@wartgin]

@@Llortnerof I didn't know that the lyrics were updated. Do you know where the new version can be found?

[@Zaddy-Lu]

The juicy watermelon is over ripe. The "plastic" watermelon is over ripe but in a dry environment.

[@thunderflare59]

Gotta love that his male power fantasy is Goku, a man that oozes bottom energy.

[@moonshoesthecat7277]

he totally gets pegged by his wife

[@Farfarellos]

I bet he’s only seen the English censored dub version 😂

[@chomik172]

​@@Farfarellosnah, probably not even that He most likely just watched the Abridged version and thought it was an actual honest and corrct summary of the show

[@Farfarellos]

@@chomik172 oh god I forgot about that channel 😅

[@Ramsey276one]

-_- WAT

[@kaylaa2204]

They’re all from verified accounts because now you can simply pay to be verified, and the whole point of a verified account has gone out the window. Basically verified doesn’t mean “I’m a noteworthy person and confirmed to not be an impersonator” anymore, instead it’s “I paid $8 to have this symbol next to my name, and am, in fact, an idiot.” Like, they’re all idiots because being a dumbass is literally required to make such a purchase.

[@wartgin]

Thank you for so clearly articulating the problem with the new system.

[@PreferablyShitty]

gotta hate those card salesmen

[@Otterino]

Hey, I shop at TCGplayer, they're much more honest than politicians.

[@lindala2602]

Someone was ripped off by a pokemon card salesman

[@reallightfield5314]

"Damn you, Konami!"

[@janemiettinen5176]

“Hello there! Would you be interested in this used birthday card; only one previous owner, used very thoughtfully and it comes with free envelope? Or how about this larger with sympathy-one; we can guarantee it was read only once, even then just a quick glance, and it still has plenty of space for your and your family’s sympathies? I can speak with my manager, maybe we can send you home with brand new pen as a nice bonus. Or would you like to look for something else, just let me know, Im here to find you a gem! We have musical cards too, big collection just came in..”

[@laurendoe168]

There's nothing wrong with new birthday card salesmen!

[@lupusreginabeta3318]

5:11 Here comes my powerscaler side which got triggered:🤓😂 Actually Goku easily withstood the gravitational force of a black hole so not really. His movement speed is infinite to immeasurable and the speed of sound only 1000km/h and if he dies he can just teleport out of heaven. And he can use existence erasure on people and his attack potency is on a multiversal level. He is aswell just able to tank existence erasure without much problem so i doubt anything she could do would harm him

[@crypticlol]

Goku never did something to be close to infinite speed, let alone immensurable speed but yeah, I agree with you

[@lupusreginabeta3318]

@@crypticlol Yes he he did it was stated in the tournament of power jiren‘s power suprasses time but goku speed blitzed him which would make him immeasurable speed and in the granola arc they hit each other while being in a permanent state of teleportation which would be a infinite speed feat

[@Gaarafan007]

30:12 I instantly had Weird Al Yankovic's song "Word Crimes" pop into my head for this! "I hate these WORD CRIMES! Like 'I could care less' "That means you DO care At least a little."

[@LavenderTea-lr3hc]

same!!!

[@ferretqueen2908]

...don't be a MORON 😂😂😂 I love that song lol

[@verenabecker2724]

When I was in the US but still learning English, I was so, so confused by this one. 😂 The only one I remember confusing me even worse was my question "Do you mind?" being answered with "Yes" and a friendly smile indicating that the person did not, in fact, mind. Granted, I'm autistic and good at math, so I was treating language as having the same logic as equations. I still do, but these days, at least I understand that that's not universal.

[@lazykbys]

I sometimes say "I could care less" because, at some quantum level, I _do_ care. I mean, you wouldn't bother commenting if you actually didn't care, would you?

[@LRM12o8]

Honestly I could care less about this one (meaning I care very little, but I don't quite don't care at all), but what really grinds my gears is when people denominate kilometers per hour as "kph": where has the unit of distance gone? This literally spells "a thousand per hour", it makes no effin sense! The unit is *m* for METERS! 🙄 Also when people spell Z as C. There's no need to be ambiguous, those letters do have unique and distinguishable spellings! Use them ffs! 🤦‍♂️

[@flyingwaytooclosetothesun]

My best friend came into a gyno exam with me because I needed the support. I would be MORTIFIED if any of my parents tried to argue about being there with me

[@chesneymigl4538]

SAME!

[@sleepygoblin87]

My religious parents would refuse even if I asked them to come. Parents are weird 😂

[@jacksonm6969]

Sorry for being a dumb arse but how does a friend support you in a gyno. Do they give emotional support. Because im struggling to think what else they could do short of you using them as a table/chair

[@myheartismadeofstars]

​@@jacksonm6969definitely emotional support. I'm terrified of the gyno (history of SA) and I would have to bring my fiance with me to help keep me calm and advocate for me (not letting me get pushed around, like doctors gaslighting me about pain or discomfort)

[@MirandolinaAmaldin]

Fun fact: the name "Avocado" is supposedly derived from the Aztek word for testicles (if I remember it correctly). It's a factoid that has lived (rent-free) in my head for about 18 years now and Click talking about fondling the Avocados in a sensual voice - - - did things to my head.

[@GretchZ]

Which one?

[@MirandolinaAmaldin]

Which head? I only have one as far as I'm aware

[@tyrantking9000]

Click: _uses intelligence to answer a puzzle_ Me: "Just use a blowtorch, destroy the lock will solve it immediately."

[@BrettBunsen]

I used to work in a laboratory where we occasionally did tests that included time (in seconds) as a measurement. When the assistant manager of our department first showed me how to do these tests, I was initially confused, thinking they had a special stopwatch that counted time differently. After a couple examples, I clicked the stopwatch on my multifunctional wristwatch at the start and stop of a test to double check. I had to pull out some old test papers, check some calculations, and then speak to our manager about how this particular type of test had been being performed incorrectly - for probably a year or 2 - because the assistant manager thought 2:34 (for example) on the stopwatch meant 234 seconds. The correct calculations didn’t change the results a *ton*, but geez... I expect a Quality Assurance lab to get things correct. The instructions at the top of the test form even explained the part about multiplying by 60.

[@thegrimpaipear]

Just like a quote from another click video from like 2 years ago "if you need the threat of eternal punishment to be a good person, you arent a good person"

[@5Demona5]

I'm gonna have to start using this one

[@thegrimpaipear]

@@5Demona5 please do

[@PokemonRules333]

I also say that if you need a god to tell you not to do bad things then you are just a hound on a leash

[@torrikempton9077]

8:44 reminds me of the time I did a presentation on “how sailor moon can beat goku “ and boy did that get ppl in the class mad 😅

[@dewmilk7266]

Please tell us the content of your presentation

[@RockingNeverland_]

I respect that lol

[@ariawen8476]

She can, though. Sailor Moon kicks ass!

[@CraftyPuppet093]

3:45 How can they believe that when the entire Bangladesh-India maritime border conflict is literally underwater now 😭

[@headfullofdreams6083]

It's such a shame Cliccy doesn't smell individual viewers anymore. I remember when he singled me out and it made my day. It's such a shame no one in the future is going to experience that anymore.

[@metroplexprime9901]

19:03 Hell, down gets kinda funky when you don't have a horizon line to orient yourself with. I saw an excellent demonstration of this when I went caving on a boy scout trip. We got to a specific landmark where we could rest before going deeper, and the guide pointed out a railing on a tunnel that, to our eyes, went down. He asked us to describe the scene, and we all said that it looked like there was a decline in the tunnel, a pretty steep one at that. He pulled out a marble, and asked us what direction we thought the marble would go if he put it on the railing. A little perplexed, we answered that it should probably go down. Much to our surprise, the marble went UP the slope of the railing. All of this was a lesson in just how deceptive the appearance of a natural tunnel can be. Without a horizon line, what is up and what is down can become very difficult to fully discern. It left an impact on me, it was really something to watch.

[@wickettunes4781]

First of all, that sounds like an absolutely rad demonstration by the guide on your Boy Scout trip. Second, that part made me think of the scenes in Ender's Game that take place in the Battle Rooms when Ender orients his army by assigning the enemy's gate as "down", despite the fact that there was no gravity.

[@Boundwithflame23]

So like an optical illusion. That’s actually fascinating Edit to add: Up and down can also get screwy when you’re diving or flying a plane at night because you don’t have a horizon either. That’s spatial disorientation and somatogravic illiusions for you. The inner ear is a crazy bit of anatomy.

[@weasel7491]

Doesn't even require a plane or a cave, driving at night too can cause (with high enough anxiety) vertigo, because you can't see the horizon clearly and things will look like they're tilting

[@Boundwithflame23]

@@weasel7491 Ye and likely even worse in heavy rain.

[@jacquimott386]

@@weasel7491 I hadn’t even thought of this. I quite often feel giddy and nauseous when I’m driving home if I’ve worked late and there are very few cars on the road.

[@osheridan]

2:23 'Smart' AI will agree with whatever you tell it if you pester it enough. Bots are our tools, not our friends or God forbid our superiors. It's like saying your dog agreed with you because you offered them a treat.

[@sarahr8311]

My dog agreed that my sister is a stupidhead. I know this because I asked him and then bobbed a spoonful of peanut butter up and down and he nodded.

[@seigeengine]

To be fair, this is basically because the AI is being trained to be helpful assistants foremost. Also, a lot of people will eventually agree with you if you just annoy the piss out of them long enough.

[@osheridan]

@@seigeengine I'm not blaming the AI itself lol

[@seigeengine]

@@osheridan I didn't say you were?

[@osheridan]

@@seigeengine Cool. Just seemed like an out-of-the-blue reply but if you just wanted to share the information that's cool

[@MaximeLafreniere433]

39:52 For the heck of it: In order for the centrifugal force to be enough to overpower gravity at the equator, the Earth would need to spin almost 210 times the speed of sound for an 80kg body. And that's at the equator where the centrifugal force is at it's most effective, and the closer from the pole one gets, the tinier the effects get.

[@ratgoddess9196]

The anime thing reminded me of something I saw someone say on a video game forum. Someone said that a nonbinary character hasn't realistic because the game is set in about 1890s. The same game where a city got stolen by giant bats, there's talking rats, and hours are currency. It was a wild take

[@wingsablaze8386]

Wait someone is claiming that stuff like isn't realistic in Fallen London??? A game where you can make out with a squid person, have an affair with a devil and lose your soul, and the entire thing is being ruled by eldrich beings, yet non binary people are where they draw the line

[@unordinarytreefrog]

A Hat in Time?

[@silverinalex]

@@unordinarytreefrogIm pretty sure its Fallen London

[@ratgoddess9196]

I think it was sunless sea/skies, but it was one of the fallen london games

[@Uffda.]

Also, one may be interested in some actual historical figures (thinking like Public Universal Friend, Ozaawindib, etc…) who were known at the time to not fit the gender binary. Plus, before more modern surgical techniques/operating on infants who were born with “ambiguous” bits, the prevalence of intersex people would have been a bit more noticeable. How we conceptualize and describe human sex/gender variation may be different across time and place, but it’s certainly not new.

[@Tachii31]

At first, I was cringing at the guy having a "[character] could beat Goku in a fight" argument in 2024...but then the other guy started typing...

[@maximillian1109]

Tbf, I think the "good" guy was trying to debunk sexism rather than beat down on a character.

[@michael-cw7nx]

It is so annoying when people say "could care less". If you could care less that means you do care but if you can't care less that means you already cate so little it's impossible to care less

[@CourierCat-2]

i could care less

[@LoremIpsum-dp1li]

“I hate these word crimes Like 'I could care less' That means you do care At least a little” -"Weird Al" Yankovic, _Word Crimes_

[@DOOMPotatoable]

I could care less, but not much less. I care just enough to reply.

[@Mar_Selcouth]

I thought it was "I couldn't care less", but I'm not a native speaker

[@teathesilkwing7616]

It’s just how the phrase is. It means you don’t care because that’s how people use it. Use determines meaning, not dictionaries

[@xXKisskerXx]

I was only listening and heard Click say "that kid on the left has four arms" but thought "I have forearms as well, whats so strange about that?"

[@seigeengine]

You have forearms but do you have aftarms?

[@jimwormmaster]

6:58: Reminds me of a line from the one that played Samwell Tarly, in response to a fan saying it was ridiculous he was still fat. "A woman literally gave birth to a shadow, and your objection is that I'm fat?"

[@Ramsey276one]

Excuse meWUT

[@jimwormmaster]

@@Ramsey276one Yep, that actually happened. Game of Thrones was pretty crazy at times.

[@BlueTressym]

They should see what Sammo Hung is/was (is he still around? I hope so) capable of.

[@pacifich]

Okay, at 7:20. If he is going to disregard modern anime, he should remember sailor moon was around in the 90s. A lot of people forget that she is one of the most powerful anime characters. Especially if you consider that Sailor Cosmos (Sailor Moon's ultimate form) can literally create and destroy universes, goku wouldn't stand a chance.

[@Slashthekitsune]

Sailor Moon had no sense of power scaling and that was entirely intentional.

[@pacifich]

@@Slashthekitsune tbh, Dragon Ball also has the weirdest power scaling. As far as I know, Toriyama was well aware of it and also made jokes about it.

[@CourierCat-2]

featherine ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@rosesapling72]

forget Goku and MHA characters, I want to see Sailor Moon and Madoka smack down if they can both create/manipulate universes!

[@ariawen8476]

​@@rosesapling72Forget Madoka, I wanna see Sailor Moon and post-Rebellion Homura go at it!

[@AlbusMaximus-xi5dy]

32:29 reminds me of time where I was just chilling under my weighted blanket, gf came in and asked me what I was doing, and because I genuinely forgot the word decompressing exists, I was just like "I'm decomposing"

[@feuerling]

Fun fact: rumgammeln/gammeln ("gammeln" means to decompose/rot) is german slang for lazing around or chilling.

[@Aryasvitkona]

I mean technically you are decomposing... Very technically

[@ClownHoundII]

​@@feuerlingIn America a few use decomposing to mean laying about but not a chill way, more of a depressed way like a withering plant

[@chesneymigl4538]

LOVE IT!

[@HenyaMandel]

Bed rotting

[@dcornect53]

If you think about it, all directions we made up don't exist in space. It's just endless, with the directions being "towards" or "away from" or "around" any given point. There's no up or down, no left or right, no north, south, east, or west. It's just space. Endless space.

[@irina-ty1336]

For the man at 20:10 ; who don't know time works on base 60 ; and others mesurements work on base 100 ; I am French, we are not claiming him.

[@minestar2247]

Yes you are, all frensh people are as obnoxious as him

[@jtilton5]

I am just glad someone that confidently incorrect was for once not one of my countrymen. (I'm an American)

[@padinspi11]

​@@jtilton5they're everywhere. You're just the most active on the internet

[@ilanarhian]

I love that they actually sat down with him and let him explain his silly system 😅 very civilised

[@JoshSweetvale]

Introduce the Metric system in time!

[@marcorizzoni9766]

It’s actually true that sunscreen CAN lower or even block vitamin D activation (not absorbing) in the human body… rarely, indirectly and not because of any “chemical” inside of it, but because its PRIMARY FUNCTION: sunscreen reduces the amount of UV absorbed by the body. Higher grade and amount of sunscreen, higher the reduction. That because TOO MUCH UV are damaging for skin health in many way, so you are supposed to use (the right kind and amount) of sunscreen when you get particularly exposed to them, like when you are sunbathing in a summer sunny day. But at the same time, the human body need a small amount of UV in the process of activating of the vitamin D. If you use for EXTREMELY long periods of time too much of the incorrect kind of sunscreen for the activity you are performing, or you just stay all the time at home far away from sunlight, you can incur in vitamin D deficiency despite having a balanced diet. Still getting that problem because of sunscreen is an extremely rare evenience, it’s a lot more common for people that have nigh shifts and that spend the remaining time indoor far from windows. Or for people living beyond the artic circle where the “winter night” can last for weeks, and there isn’t much daytime for an entire year.

[@christophercathcart881]

Thats part of why i take 3 vit Ds at night. Helps me sleep and helps with my depression along with my anti depressants

[@Liggliluff]

(5:45) Sailor Moon is probably one of the most well known superheroines in anime, and then there's the whole magical girl genre as well.

[@Robin93k]

Don't forget the Harem category! In the "Anime World", there are at least 30 Magical Girls for every Goku, Naruto or Ruffy...

[@seigeengine]

Honestly, the idea that humans evolved from some soup some aliens accidentally spilled while passing by is funny enough it's now canon.

[@IamBored22]

I will die on the hill that not all men men are stronger than all women. My best friend is a quite strong and masculine lesbian, I'm for a change quite phisicly weak and gay(we just flip every stereotype aroud, even our teacher so many years ago laughed with us at that, good old days). And she literally since we were 13(she's 25, I'm 24 now) she could lift me without a problem or win with me every hand wresteling contest, and to this day she can! So I will never understand the people that say "men are stronger", it's straight up bullshit and people who say that in their lives have only met one woman, and it's their mother.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

It's not even a hill, to be honest; it's just _plain_ fact. Sure, genetic predispositions exist, and lean different ways for different sexes, but just because you have less difficulty achieving something, doesn't mean you're bound to achieve it.

[@randomweirdvideos1002]

I have gotten some advice from my mom on how to know whether fruit is ripe or not: with a watermelon you need to knock on it like knocking on a door and if it sounds hollow, then it’s ripe. Also with a pineapple you need to smell the bottom and smell and if it smells like pineapple then it’s ripe, or even better: you need to grab a leave on the top closest to the fruit and if it comes off easily then it’s ripe. Just a bit of advice! :)

[@kylajensen1957]

I heard the pineapple thing from a sister in my ward, who held a luau for the Relief Society. My mom asked her where she got her pineapple because it was so much sweeter than the Walmart stuff. She told her that trick for determining ripeness, therefore sweetness.

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Also pineapples are a little soft on the bottom. And citrus should feel heavy, not light. Yup . I think the people who made that video grew up on processed food and have no clue what real food looks like before it’s prepared in a factory

[@johapunkt3053]

Knocking on watermelons has given me pretty mixed results so far. For me, checking the field spot (the "pale" spot where the fruit sits on the ground) works way better. The more yellow or even orange it is, the better the taste! Additional points if it has crusty areas, or veins. Rounder watermelons tend to be sweeter than elongated ones. And the peel should be dull, not shiny, with a dry stem. One that's a lot heavier than it looks is dense, so very juicy and crisp.

[@hydrashade1851]

"thank a straight person for your existence" dawg my dad had three kids before realizing he was homosexual

[@LuciusLucius]

wait till they realize bisexual people can still have children. My ex aroace girlfriends mother is literally pansexual and her sister (bisexual woman) has a daughter while she currently has a girlfriend.

[@Dressup_Doll]

That kinda happened to my neighbor.

[@thundrakion]

23:34 The concept exists, it's called a hydrogen fuel cell. Most public chargers are speed chargers that are not good on the battery, but are meant for charging to full in 30 minutes. Electric cars come with a charger to hook up in your garage to the 30 amp connector for a slower charge that assumes you're just gonna run errands that won't use the whole battery.

[@Dsac1441]

Somebody once described flat earth as pissing on their face and telling them it's raining... I must, MUST disagree... Flat Earth is like pissing on my face and telling me that was in fact a monkey squirting a water bottle, like bro, I can see that there is no monkey, there is no water bottle, there is only the disappointment of those you love

[@abigailr.9601]

🤣😭

[@seigeengine]

If the sky is a giant blue woman doing yoga, what is rain? ._.

[@Samantha-qj9wq]

Omg, Clicky, THANK YOU. I HATE hearing people say "I could care less", then when you say "couldn't" they always say "same thing". The only thing equal to that for me is when people say "same difference" instead of "same thing". SO annoying.

[@CourierCat-2]

no one says "same difference" though?

[@pancakes8670]

Literally a Victorious skit

[@MogamiKyoko13]

The other one that annoys me is "have your cake and eat it, too." Because technically, that is the order that you would eat a cake in; you first have to have a cake before you can eat it. My university grammar classes made me hyperaware of the tiny details in English and I think it's more a curse than a blessing tbh lol

[@Llortnerof]

The problem is that both ways of phrasing it have become so common that they do in fact mean the same thing now, and nobody is entirely sure what the "right" way actually is.

[@Llortnerof]

@@MogamiKyoko13 "Have" means "keep it in their possession" in this context. Not "obtain". So no, that actually doesn't work. You cannot keep the cake while also eating it. It's also concurrent, not sequential. "Have and eat", not "have and then eat".

[@boxofgreed]

"Here's a screenshot of Google correcting me" I think they interpret that as "Google is showing me a synonym for what I said"