r/FacePalm - Caught Cheating 💔

[@Kyra-qn3nh]

Does that one guy just assume women just pee blood for a week? Does he assume babies grow inside the bladder? That... that's horrifying.

[@glarnboudin4462]

Next level kidney stone

[@KlearlyIMme]

Pretty sure he still thinks babies grow in the stomach

[@Scarlett.Granger]

Assuming would mean that dude uses more than one brain cell. He surely doesn't do anything so dangerously close to .... thinking

[@JayeEllis]

Yet another failure brought to you by abstinence only sex education.

[@galaxygorl]

@@KlearlyIMmePREGNANT WOMEN CANT DRINK OR EAT BECAUSE IT WOULD SUFFOCATE THE BABY”

[@EthanKristopherHartley]

The Gay Court case was a big thing over in the US. A woman decided to start a business making wedding websites but didn't want to make websites for gay couples. So when she received a query via her webform from a gay man, she went to court to ask if she could refuse service. It ended up going to the US Supreme court. Because they're now mostly made up of fully right wing ideologues they've found in favour of the Web designer. But it also means that they've set a precedent allowing companies to discriminate against LGBTQ+ folk. A journalist started looking into the case and pointed out that because no service had been requested or refused then it was a hypothetical situation and so wasn't officially supposed to be heard. She then called the person who sent the Web message who confirmed that he hadn't sent anything & he was straight. So it was an imaginary case against an imaginary couple with real world results. 😔

[@AceOfBlackjack]

....the gay person was fake hypothetical.

[@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor]

One of the 3 justices who voted against the ruling even wrote a 38 page dissent on why this is such a negative thing, including how it not only sets a precedent for discrimination aginst lgbtq+ people, but also towards minority groups in general

[@SevCaswell]

@@CodaBlairLucarioEmperor With luck someone will discriminate against one of these right wing bigoted conservatives and they'll have to re-evaluate the decision, because right now the case supports refusing services on political grounds.

[@dmgroberts5471]

If they can discriminate like that, the rest of us can refuse to serve people wearing Trump merch. Fuck 'em! Tell them you don't serve supporters of terrorist groups.

[@UnicornsPoopRainbows]

Wasn't she also not a website designer? The entire case is fake ffs and it was allowed to go through to the highest court because it pushed a certain agenda just shows how broken the system is

[@kyototomokui6676]

As a Japanese person, the fact that someone is out there unironically believing that my country getting two showings of uranium fireworks was faked is absolutely hilarious 😂

[@brianlance8263]

To be fair, as an American and thus don't know how your country's politicians are beyond rumors, I was under the impression that at least a portion of your own government believed that they could have absolutely won WWII even as we were dropping bombs all over your country.

[@CuppaLLX]

they also think Nazis are admeriable....

[@siteofgrace]

Ooh uranium fireworks sounds cool let’s send some to Britain 😊

[@kyototomokui6676]

@@siteofgrace Sure, that might fix the gene pool over there.

[@rjgaynor8]

Well technically one was uranium and the other was plutonium. But yes I know many people that believe it never happened.

[@Purple_Sweater]

I'm convinced that Click's friends are getting concerned about his spiralling into a plushie making obsession

[@SFox-if9id]

As long as Click Academy remains in MS Paint, I am content.

[@Purple_Sweater]

​@@SFox-if9idYess we need click academy!

[@IVEmeritus]

​@@SFox-if9id🙏 Yes! We still need our diplomas

[@Jeringlyst]

Why would they be concerned. This is a perfectly normal hobby. Besides they get free plushies as friends

[@tomlxyz]

He's too good

[@queenbee23225]

The "feminist" one really hits me - when I still had Twitter, I saw a girl that was arguing how any intercourse that involved an AMAB & AFAB person is SA. I tried to explain how damaging that is, as an AFAB victim of SA who's done a lot of healing with the help of my AMAB partner (we are both non-binary). She tripled down & said how I was just BRAINWASHED & MANIPULATED into believing I'm in a healthy relationship. There's just no getting through people like that. On a lighter note - my partner & I are approaching our 3rd anniversary & I plan on proposing to them eventually. They are the light of my life and I wouldn't be the person I am without them, nor would I be here on this earth.

[@Lee.M.D]

Mutual consent? Never heard of her /s

[@alastorthefloridaman4019]

Congrats

[@wilyriley_]

congrats!! (and personally, I feel like that person who claimed they were a feminist is probably the same person who goes around saying I (enby transfem) don’t deserve rights and am a threat to women)

[@orelliaorellia142]

Congratulations on your relationship and all the healing. I hope the proposal goes good and they say yes!

[@nathanjereb9944]

So called "Feminists" today is just the female equivalent of toxic masculinity, and more accepted sadly...

[@rhincodon_typus]

16:52 so, uh, this article does not do her justice. Let's summarize. -when they got married, she was 22, he was 37 -they had known each other for a year -they relocated from Russia to New York right after the wedding for his work -at that point, she was still studying english -he got diagnosed *three months* into their marriage -after five years, she caught herself contemplating suicide due to all the stress, lack of support and isolation -she continued to accompany him to doctor's visits and continued to take care of him even after the divorce -had to battle with all the hatred from his friends and family, as well as public opinion -he died two years later and had gotten remarried in that time The article portrays her as being heartless, when in reality, being that committed and loving to someone who stops being the person you married only three months in is everything but heartless.

[@XxBlueEyedxX]

The article itself didn't portray her as heartless, but the pictures and the headline sure did. Never stay with someone because you feel pity more than love

[@madamplatypus313]

Y’all would probably defend a female serial killer if she were hot enough.

[@XxBlueEyedxX]

@@madamplatypus313 Did you read the article or the headline?

[@osheridan]

​@@madamplatypus313 no? If a man did that with his wife I'd feel the same? Just say you hate women or whatever

[@anna9072]

I kinda had a feeling that there might be more to it than appeared on the surface. Thanks for the clarification.

[@imajinallthepurple]

10:12 I once read a real life story by a cop who arrested a bank robber who was really happy to get caught. Turned out he'd purposely looked at the camera because with him being in prison his wife would be eligible for free life saving surgery and he loved her enough to exchange his freedom for her life. Like, WTF?!?

[@Ahrpigi]

The state of America's health care is overwhelmingly tragic :/

[@christinamann3640]

OMG that’s love 🥹 …a tragedy of the US health system, but also, um, love and devotion.

[@KittyKatalina]

There's a similar story where a man peacefully robbed a bank for a single dollar and just nonchalantly waited for the cops to arrive in order to get necessary medical treatment in prison that he couldn't afford otherwise. The US is depressing as hell!

[@AliothAncalagon]

I honestly wonder sometimes why US artists even bother to create all those distopian fantasy societies when they already live in one.

[@flibbertygibbet]

Years ago there was a story of an old guy who robbed a bank because he couldn't afford his life saving heart meds. The American system of health care has a lot to answer for.

[@Amy_Dunn]

In the US, you are legally not liable for medical debt for a deceased relative, but people will get bullied into paying it anyway because they don't know any better. If you are still paying off medical debt for a loved one that has passed I STRONGLY recommend lawyering up. Source: when my mom passed they tried to badger me and my family into paying, but we stood our ground and they left us alone.

[@bellablue5285]

Yeah I had someone warn me about that when my estranged mother passed, I don't know if her partner ended up picking up the costs, but given they weren't married, she had no insurance, and she'd pretty much alienated herself from the entire family, I'm guessing they got whatever social security paid out and that's it. (They = the hospital, her partner ended up with everything in the house, he smoked for years so nothing was really salvageable for asthmatics)

[@TophinatorStreams]

Thank you, Amy! I appreciate you sharing as I’ll take this advice with me, if needed (God-forbid). Condolences to you and yours.

[@MsAubrey]

Truth. My grandma’s debt, yeah they tried getting money from my family. Guess what? Everyone said nope. My mom and stepdad started talking like they were going to pay some and I told them that there’s no requirement to do so. It’s sad that I knew that but they didn’t.

[@Philemaphobia]

That’s legit the first positive thing I have learned about US healthcare in years.

[@Styx771]

Really disappointing the US does this to grieving families. Glad we don’t have this in the UK. I feel so bad for every American who is tricked into doing this.

[@bonnecherie]

Ironically, if a man tests positive for pregnancy, it's actually a cause for concern, because several male-specific cancers give false-positive results on tests.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Well, yes for a cis man

[@mschemi4886]

​@@susannairisastarte5192not just cis but any amab

[@MBJean]

I didn’t know that, sounds fun to research, thanks 😊

[@ellanannettevega2992]

I've seen this "women should control their bladders" thing when it comes to periods so many times and I'm not even sure who to blame. The faulty education system? Parents? Or do we have random people being stupid just for the sake of being stupid.

[@nikkiofthevalley]

Education system. There's no real way that you could ask a child that sort of thing, as they just don't care at that age. Sex Ed should be taught a lot later, when they actually might care, and might end up remembering what they were taught.

[@ceilinh6004]

A lot of schools separate girls and boys when they first teach about puberty, so the boys don't always get the period talk. Also, some parents choose to keep their kids home when they know sex ed. is going to be taught. My mum is retired public health nurse. She used to teach sex ed. in our county, and found some of the constraints she was forced to deal with to be quite frustrating.

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

​@@nikkiofthevalleyIn parts of Canada, sex ed is blended into human development. Grade 1 is stuff like identifying body parts, and washing hands. Around grade 5 (10-ish years old), things about puberty start to get taught. Grade 6 is where it gets specific, and things like menstruation would be taught (because this is when many start puberty). There is a lot more to it, but it is gradually taught over the course of years. Unfortunately, there is an opt-out option, resulting in many students not learning important things, and carrying that gap in knowledge into their adult years.

[@MoonShadowWolfe]

​@bluefireanimations3712 Hon. Periods might start at age 9. 10, 11, or 12 are very common. XY children are also harmed when they've had no instruction as to their health or safety, end up getting infections or injuries in youthful solo experimenting. Remembering your own disinterest or your own later-than-average masturbation beginning is not a good reason why kids who need to know shit should be deprived. You were a lazy, perhaps squeamish, child and you didn't like learning new things. Kids who aren't as passive and incurious as you can and do get hurt when they don't know what they're doing. You could have been assumed no-risk and ignored safely, according to you, and whether that's true or not, it is dangerous to believe this about every kid.

[@naonao9528]

​@@nikkiofthevalleychildren show interest in their own biology and how babies are made at a young age. Additionally girls have been getting their periods earlier for decades and can get them at 7 or 8. So I don't think kids are being taught too early and this loose interest, it's probably a lack of education. Teachers should be taught how to address these topics with their students from a young age. There are different conversations to have at different developmental milestones. This should be communicated with the parents and supported by the school administration. Children who are taught age appropriate sex ed at younger age tend to be better adjusted and have lower rates of teen pregnancy than those who received no sex ed or abstinence only ed. Parents left to their own devices teach their kids the dumb backwards stuff they don't know because they never learned. They never received education in school and it's too taboo to talk about so they make assumptions and perpetuate those assumptions: like girls can hold in their periods or get pleasure from tampons.

[@mjb7015]

Fun fact: the moment Click said "wait a minute, there's a smell in here that rises above the rest" is the exact same moment that my dog decided to fart. And yes, it was pretty overpowering.

[@Ambipie]

Dog farts are the price we pay to have large dogs

[@mjb7015]

@@Ambipie Mine is a tiny little terrier...

[@abiestar261]

LMAOOO stooooop

[@sunnyweedgotlost]

Underrated comment

[@lindahansen45]

😂

[@XxBlueEyedxX]

Hi CLick, just a quick reminder about the "wife leaves her dying husband" part. I searched for the article because there are indeed some instances when you should think about divorcing your spouse even though they are battling an illness. In this case, she was highly in need of support herself but didn't get it. I can't speak about other countries, but here in Germany, we understand why the families of terminally ill people need a support group, too. For whatever reason, she didn't get any. She tried to support her husband in the best way she could for five years while he kept drowning himself in self-pity., The suicide of a close friend of hers was some kind of wake-up call. She already had some suicidal thoughts herself but ultimately decided that she didn't want to end like her friend. I am not saying that terminally ill should not be allowed to drown themselves in self-pity. I am saying NOW that I would never divorce my perfectly healthy partner if he ever falls ill, but seriously: A divorce is still better than suicide.

[@pringlebatch]

Glad someone brought this up! Looking at the headline I was sure there had to be more to this story. I myself have had to leave an abusive family member, even though they had chronic pain and needed care. Illness does not absolve a person of all their harmful actions

[@lynniewood]

She also stayed with him for 5 years through his diagnosis, and still took him to appointments and supported him after they got divorced. She didn't just abandon him the second she learned he had cancer.

[@jdbrown9380]

I am an adoptive parent and the amount of work we had to do to prove we were fit as parents was pretty extreme. We had to prove we were in good physical and mental health, prove we were employed and provide a letter from the bank, provide police checks, and complete many parenting course…because if you can’t physically have a baby you obviously are deficient as a parent. 🙄. I do think everyone should have to take basic parenting courses regardless.

[@ObtuseMori]

It does seem quite bizarre when you compare the two situations. People wanting to take care of the already-existing children in desperate need of a home and family have to do so much to prove themselves first and can still be denied for bogus reasons, but any two random fertile people of the opposite sex can just go ahead and pop out as many kids as they want no matter how unprepared or unsuitable they are to be in charge of raising a tiny human, or how many children they've previously lost custody of due to abuse/neglect.

[@Cassxowary]

no, it's because so many are abusive and the system is notorious for that. And hopefully thank you for adopting even if it's because you couldn't biologically have one (thankfully)! And it's good when someone can't physically have a baby, especially the parent(s) aren't vegan and/or an activist. It's those that aren't that that are obviously deficient parents and worse! Look at what too many humans are doing to this world and how many kids are in the system. One of the main things this world DOESN'T need is people to open their legs again and squeeze out more hellspawns! The world doesn't need more destroyers annihilators etc it needs more with a functioning heart&brain that don't destroy everyone and everything and fix what's being caused and keep our world liveable! To be good humans/animals/earthlings not the worst parasitic cancers! So I hope you raise yours well! Have a nice weekend.

[@Cassxowary]

@@ObtuseMori exactly!

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Agreed, the double standard is insane. And the closes thing I had to a girlfriend was this one coworker with some emotional attachment issues, who fell in love with 5 people over the course of a 5 day work week. Maybe there could be a kind of school model where expecting parents, or people who plan on having children, can learn what they need to know over a 3 month period, and if they pass the final exam, the "school" covers the medical fees for the delivery and whatnot. Also, maybe there could be a Parent Assistance Course of some sort, where people who know expecting parents can learn how to help them once the baby is there. They wouldn't get anything out of it right away, but they'd build up credit for the parenting course, making it easier to pass the exam if they ever have children.

[@toff1568]

@@Kartoffelkamm i mean, delivering fees shouldn’t even be a thing in the first case in America or anywhere else. There should be free health care and maybe mandatory parenting classes once a week for expecting/new parents to learn what they need to know to be good parents

[@aeden8008]

Its hilarious how Tate is still salty over tagging the _wrong_ _greta_ and getting himself busted for human trafficking.

[@Milk-ck1wv]

Isn't he out of jail? He should have stayed.

[@KestrelDC]

Wait… the WRONG Greta?! I knew it was a hilariously stupid way to get caught, but I didn’t know that part! DUDE!

[@LadyLabyrinth1337]

I googled it because I was hopeful they were still locked up, but they have been released to house arrest pending the trial. They did spend 3 months in a Romanian prison though...

[@aeden8008]

@@KestrelDC Yup! Someone tipped him off that "GRETA" (the Group of Experts on Action against Trafficking in Human Beings) was after him and he went off tagging Greta Thunberg, starting a random twitter war and it was amazing.

[@johan.ohgren]

​@@aeden8008was that the whole reason for going after her?

[@thesaltwateremu]

The story with the homophobic web designer gets worse. She won the case. All of her “evidence” was completely fabricated and she still won the case

[@blutengel7712]

Wth is the story with that anyway? I hate that she won, fabricated evidence or not

[@Ratciclefan]

Unbased

[@Ratciclefan]

Also, only her evidence? Weren't the facts fabricated as well?

[@jerryharris876]

"Alternative Facts" 😂

[@bluestar4408]

@@blutengel7712It was a hypothetical case about if a gay couple wanted their service for their wedding…They won due to art being able to be denied because of religion.

[@hippychick420]

Who ever says skin to skin contact between an adult and their child is "gay" sexualizes children. Think about that for one second.

[@AragornElessar]

that's the same people who like declaring little kids boyfriend and girlfriend if they do as much as look at the other.

[@paisleepunk]

they're living the life of that one oingo boingo song "i, i, i love little girls, they make me feel so good"

[@nightspicer]

They might've used "gay" as a general insult rather than anything sexual

[@TheBluestflamingos]

​@@nightspicerwell, gay as insult sucks too, but no, in this context they meant homosexual, or at least effeminate. They part of skin-to-skin contact they object to is its unmanliness. And to a homophobe like that, gay = effeminate = inferior. To prove my interpretation correct, simply substitute the word "gay" for either definition. "Girly" makes the same level of sense. "Stupid" doesn't fit as well.

[@lieutenanteclipse9975]

@@nightspicerlol I don’t even consider “gay” as an insult anymore. It’s so low effort it doesn’t even mean anything. Especially if you are gay, which my response typically involves, “whoa man you tryna flirt with me?”

[@Thomas_The_Thermonuclear_Bomb]

Every time Click mentions his masters it's like a jumpscare because I constantly forget this is an accomplished and well educated individual and not just some decrepit gremlin jester

[@dualwieldroxas358]

Get a man who can be both xD

[@ianmayhew8539]

Decrepit gremlin jester is such a wonderful phrase

[@Allantitan]

@@dualwieldroxas358he’s a well educated gremlin

[@Forest-on-all-fours321]

​@@Allantitansmart Lil gremlin

[@kyafactor]

​@@Allantitan😢qCya

[@Red_smile-_-]

My cousin watches the click too, and i asked her to discribe him to me (saying i have never watched it) and she said "a KZbinr who understands and is kind to everyone while offending everyone else in the funiest ways"

[@TheNicolevertone]

Ryan: a living example of why basic biology and sex Ed are clearly inadequate. Also, a good example of why people who don't understand medical issues should not be allowed to make decisions that impact them.

[@LRM12o8]

Also love how he says: "it's not the tax payer's problem if you can't hold it till you get to a toilet". I wonder if he gets as upset over dudes taking a piss in public, which can and does cause damage to buildings, pavements and even plants and soil if too many do it at a particular spot...

[@thezyreick4289]

yea, give kids sex ed at the age of 12 and wonder why they do not remember most of it by the time they are 19 makes sense I do not remember the topics of sex ed from 6th grade either, i recall the condom on the banana and that is literally it, despite knowing we sat through a 2 hour long PowerPoint. There are MANY issues with the way sex ed is handled, however simply saying it is inadequate is misleading, i do not remember it, but i am certain all of the info on that powerpoint was likely thorough and accurate. but then again, what do i know? it was 6th freaking grade and sex was the last thing on my damn mind, let alone the reproductive facts of a girls body. the condoms were stretchy and could be inflated, that was far far more interesting to my 6th grade brain at the time maybe because i was a freaking kid. who knows.

[@TheNicolevertone]

@thezyreick4289 OK. A few things off the top of my head. Info for Sex Ed could be updated annually. It could be rolled into Career and Personal Planning (Homeroom) classes, which tends to be a bit of a loss for most people anyways as a lot of schools literally just have you fill out an outdated sheet-book. It needs to cover more information for boys and girls than just basic cycles, like why health checks are important. There could be a class on the legalities of consent for men and women (because that goes both ways) with a cop. There could be pamphlets on resources outside of the school. I mean, there are a disturbing number of educated adults who don't even understand how a hymen works. There are a lot of physical things women aren't prepared for regarding their own bodies regarding what is or isn't normal. I imagine this is true for guys as well.

[@noogidoo2217]

also even when sex Ed does happen (at least where I grew up), they separate out boys and girls, and only tell them about their own biology, which leads to a lot of men with no clue how women work

[@TheNicolevertone]

@noogidoo2217 Exactly. I can kind of understand why for very young children, but at some point, this segregated knowledge is ridiculous. I have never agreed with the idea that innocence is synonymous with ignorance. It is fundamentally ridiculous. People can't say that morality is a choice, deprive people of the tools and information to make rational decisions, and then blame them for poor decision-making, calling them immoral. At some point, you need to know basic knowledge about how your body works, but also about how other bodies work. It prevents harm.

[@zoorenard1101]

My cousin and his wife once told me with a straight face that they god rid of their beagle puppy because " he as autism " My DAUGHTER IS AUTISTIC. Im glad I was able to cut ties with them completely after that. The rest of my family hates me for it. None of them ever cared to show up or even call us for her birthdays.

[@christinamann3640]

They sound like 💩 heads and not really any loss out of your life. Many happy birthdays 🎂 to your daughter

[@christinamann3640]

They sound like 💩 heads and not really any loss out of your life. Many happy birthdays 🎂 to your daughter

[@moldyfrick]

The way some people are so afraid of autism in their children is really deplorable. Seeing these kinds of things makes me so grateful my mom is so supportive. Im sorry your daughter has to experience this, I hope you know you are doing so much for her. I dont know how outwardly emotional she is but assuming she's anything like me, even if she dosnt say it im sure she loves and appreciates you.

[@dmgroberts5471]

I was convinced one of my dogs was Autistic. He would latch onto one random dog and bark at them endlessly. He wanted them to play with him but didn't know how to communicate that. I loved him so much. I miss him, he was beautiful.

[@juiceboxfromthevoid]

Not fully related but I still wanted to share, im autistic and I have a keychain that says "I'm the reason people don't vaccinate their kids" and it's great >:)

[@thesupersonicstig]

The guy who thinks the Red Baron was a Nazi isn't just a clown. He’s the entire flying circus.

[@saphira5946]

Ayyyyy nice reference!

[@radschele1815]

He was a royalist. Not a literal Nazi, but imo mostly because he died before they formed. Göring was a very famous fighting pilot, and pilots were perfect for the Nazi propaganda. He was a soldier and put through the empire propaganda.

[@TheSkyGuy77]

😂 😆

[@MaticTheProto]

@@radschele1815blah blah blah. Where are you from?

[@radschele1815]

@@MaticTheProto What do you think?

[@something1600]

40:13 pretty sure any actual feminist would denounce this lady then throw water on them and watch them melt.

[@wilyriley_]

yeah I’m sure that person is the same type of ‘feminist’ that doesn’t think that I, AMAB non-binary/transfem, don’t deserve rights.

[@FelidaeEnjoyer]

They are essentially just witches, aren't they?

[@nathanjereb9944]

​@wilyriley_ There's so much gatekeeping on both sides that it's trapping everyone else into a small cage, or like the frosting in the middle of oreos...

[@LadyGreensleeves33]

That is just a bitter sociopath using the word 'feminist' to give her an easy-access victim pool. No woman should claim her.

[@andrewtime2994]

An actual feminist lawyer will calmly explain that is all very, very illegal.

[@MykkiOnTheCusp]

Plant-based beer absolutely sent me. People really have no clue where anything comes from, do they?

[@Bildgesmythe]

They took the saying, this beer tastes like cow piss, literally

[@derekstein6193]

This is the new "buffalo wings come from buffalos".

[@dmgroberts5471]

...The actual fuck!? What does he think it's made from!? Come on, guy, you might be a Fox News host, but you _are_ allowed to have brain cells! Come on!

[@chatboulon743]

I really want to know what they think beer is made from.

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@chatboulon743 I'm going with he just assumed all drinks were made from the tears of enslaved orphans, when it's just the FOX green room.

[@nil8597]

some Christians tried to make WAP stand for "worship and prayer" so that's probably why she tagged it that lol

[@maevarosenberg7078]

21:25 AND the riots in question started because a white cop killed a coloured teenager by shooting him at point-blank range for resisting arrest. So blaming video games for the riots is even more ridiculous.

[@rhiannonwimer543]

I know you mean well, but using the word coloured in that way is a racial slur. I'm not calling you racist. I just want to tell you now so you don't embarrass yourself in public to learn the hard way like I did

[@raph0729]

@@rhiannonwimer543 I think it was more of a translation error: in french, we say "une personne de couleur" which is supposed to be the polite name as the media use it, and it can be translated as "a coloured people" if you translate it litterally. But thank you to make it clear, it's usually an issue when you try to translate in another language but you don't know the language phrasing so you translate litterally.

[@Philemaphobia]

Well, the US police does behave like GTA police.

[@maevarosenberg7078]

@@rhiannonwimer543 oh yeah sorry, someone already said it but in French "une personne de couleur" is a politically correct term. I'm sorry for the mistranslation !

[@charliekahn4205]

@@maevarosenberg7078 oh, I thought you were South African and talking about a mixed person

[@ApolloSketches]

Every time click singles someone out and doesn't say my name I grow increasingly jealous

[@eiltsu9410]

Can relate, since my name is an old Finnish grandmas name

[@dragonshadow4145]

Same, I’m a Quill

[@charlie8779]

Mines such a basic name too :")

[@softpinkbunny_shop]

Same, mines uncommon as heck

[@just.ur.average.artist.6701]

True

[@ATTACKofthe6STRINGS]

I’m convinced that your voice, demeanor, accent, everything, is perfect for this type of content. I think you genuinely add something when you’re narration goes from an accent, to your normal voice, or from deep and gruff to falsetto, in an instant. I’ve basically been letting KZbin play your videos all morning, at this point.

[@eeveefan132]

I think that the tattoo guy’s girlfriend isn’t so much trying to save the relationship, but more trying to humiliate him in a way that no other girl will want to sleep with him again. And he fell for it, hook, line, and sinker.

[@bottomofastairwell]

I mean, that font is humiliating enough. Comic sans? That's just adding insult to injury. Can't exactly feel bad for a cheater though

[@eeveefan132]

@@bottomofastairwell Oh, me neither. I was just offering my own theory on the motives behind that.

[@ceciliacarr9453]

Your theory could be correct or it could also be that the tattoo gives her a sense of security. Even so if she feels she cannot trust him she probably would be better off leaving him

[@elleumm]

This was my thought too. If their relationship doesn’t work out, or if he cheats, he’s gonna have a hell of a time getting another woman lol.

[@vanessakeler9089]

I kinda imagined him begging her to tell him what he can do to make it better and she telling him to get the tattoo but then immediately dumping him :D I hope that is what happened

[@mirandakrohn1719]

Fun fact: the 'meninist' started a GoFundMe for a biology lesson and the site stopped it. Also, he had a girlfriend who broke up with him over the post.

[@supotter377]

He couldn’t have just googled how periods work…?

[@mirandakrohn1719]

@@supotter377 It was a cash grab. He wasn't going to spend any amount of money on a biology lesson.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Deserved

[@mattuwu9978]

2:58 Funnily enough, our dog does have the closest approximation to autism in dogs. Our vet said, verbatim, “Y’know, we can’t exactly diagnose a dog with autism, but… your dog has autism.” We call it Arf-pergers (like Aspergers but dog pun).

[@crowdemon_archives]

Lmfao

[@asackboyplush6508]

That dog is like me lol

[@PurgatoryProductions1]

that is hilarious, i love your dog

[@lynniewood]

Paw-tism

[@soarinsugar]

39:35 That is literally domestic abuse. That is a horrible way to treat your partner and it makes me really scared that some people see a woman abusing a man as “empowerment” rather than an abusive relationship. If your idea of feminism includes abusing and hating men, you have missed the entire point of women’s rights and gender equality.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Some people just want to "get theirs." It's sad, really.

[@JoshSweetvale]

It _is_ empowerment. Just at the expense of 'the opponent.'

[@larsegholmfischmann6594]

It's also called misandry which is a term I think should be used much more

[@reganh5223]

@@larsegholmfischmann6594As a woman, I second this.

[@argonanarchy3882]

Say it louder for the people in the back. All genders can be abusers and abused!!

[@Fenzraph]

18:15 if I'm correct, a bunch of religious people think that WAP stands for "Worships and Prayers"

[@comradewindowsill4253]

bro whoever told them that is an S tier troll tho.. I am impressed

[@matthewdennler2953]

Question what does it actually mean

[@DrachenGothik666]

@@matthewdennler2953 "Wet Ass Pussy" (usually just written out as WAP, 'cuz, well, rudeness) it's the title of a really rude, hilarious & awesome song by Cardi B. I'm not a fan of her music so I don't actually listen to her stuff--I usually find her obnoxious & over sexualised in a cartoony way that just *bugs* me, but this song hit me in the funny bone in a big/good way. The song's about women's empowerment & control of their own sexuality. Should give it a listen, it's pretty good. I normally listen to Goth/Industrial music, so that might say something about my tastes. I listen to a wider range of stuff, but my go-to's will always be Goth/Industrial & Metal.

[@Artemis7941]

I feel it could also be “White Anglican Protestants” and makes me think of the similar acronym WASP (White Anglo-Saxon Protestants). WASPs are… your stereotypical upper middle class church karens. I know there are some KZbinrs who do scarily accurate POV skits of them. Tbh, love to know what the nut meant

[@blutengel7712]

Realistically, WAP could mean anything, depending on the person using it. Most people do usually associate WAP with "Wet Ass Pussy", though, thanks to Cardi B. But, considering the context of the religious mother's post, I'd say it was closer to either @Fenzraph or @Artemis7941

[@claratenzs]

4:45. As an avid reader, I’m on Sergey’s side, if someone tells the ending you should legally be allowed to stab them with a kitchen knife.

[@osheridan]

Oleg did recover, didn't press charges and the two sort of made up. Sergey only got house arrest for a while and probably a lot of guilt

[@SingingSealRiana]

​@@osheridanthe isolation really messed with your brain

[@Oggy_the_Moggy]

I work in child support in a small state in the US, that sort of drama over child support being paid for a non-bio parent is totally a thing that happens constantly. Advisory: never accept paternity (sign as father on a birth certificate) if you don't want to pay child support.

[@philospher77]

Apparently Colleen’s lawyers are saying that she wasn’t the one that put the song onto iTunes and did not do the copyright claims. But at least one person who was claimed was claimed on a live stream, which apaprently can only be done in some way that implied it was Colleen doing it. So it’s still confusing, but may be third parties abusing KZbin’s copyright system.

[@gracen8010]

31:40 it will never cease to amaze me how people like that woman are willing to destroy the lives of so many people in real, tangible ways that cause actual harm, over a made-up scenario in their head, and then the powers that be not only allow for it to happen, but actively encourage it by passing legislation like this. They legitimately want us gone and won’t stop until we’re all past tense.

[@DrachenGothik666]

It's genocidal rhetoric, & some people think we've hit the 7th or 8th step of the process to genocide for trans & gay people with the way the hate has been ramping up. For a breakdown on what I mean about the "ten steps to genocide", just Google it, since links are always a crapshoot in terms of posting them on KZbin.

[@edene.4870]

They don't want you gone. They couldn't care less, because they don't actually believe the shite they shovel. Groups like the queer are just really really convenient for them to make a grab for more power, that's all. And the knowledge of people suffering due to them is just the cherry on top of the asshattery sundae.

[@FrancisR420]

True

[@ianmoseley9910]

I like the theory that the Titanic actually sank under the weight of of all the time travellers turning up to watch the event

[@christinamann3640]

😂😂😂😂

[@NeonDripKitty]

ok I love that its "watch the event" and not "stop the event"

[@ianmoseley9910]

@@NeonDripKitty ah, but if you stop the event, what happens to your timeline?

[@HeisenbergFam]

"im too lazy to shave" Click looks majestic with and without shave tbh

[@Leo-Moon-1213]

Real

[@gninja9274]

found him! 40th like too!

[@Am3lia77]

Agreed But I want moustache back for a bit!!!

[@dmgroberts5471]

I'm also too lazy to shave, but somehow I look like sasquatch after a week.

[@shhhhhhh9328]

15:24 My favourite part: Click's math flipper hands.

[@olivinemage4233]

Time to grab some popcorn and watch some good ol wholesome facepalm memes 😊

[@justaperson6922]

Yes slay that's the vibe

[@KitaraFloof]

fun fact: that 500 calories in 2 minutes guy wasn’t cheating, he was playing beat saber

[@Dressup_Doll]

I’ve seen some pretty difficult songs, so that actually makes sense.

[@cheese0827]

Pretty sure beat saber is to be exercise as well. Or ar least vr

[@miciso666]

Can confirm vr games made me lose a lot of weight. Plus as an intro it made socializing easier.

[@L3vinesNL]

I was wondering how Fitbit was tracking that. Because a cheaper tracker I had would even count steps when doing the solo hand naughties.

[@redacted9772]

As an aspiring transfem, seeing all this "x makes you a woman/ less of a man" is surprisingly validating / fun to joke about

[@thatonewitch]

*So they were accidental allies?*

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun Animal Fact: An otter will find a pebble as a juvenile and keep it for their whole life… And if that's not cute enough for you, they keep the pebble in the pocket that forms of the skin folds of their armpit.

[@bigawesomewatermelon9511]

Security pebble!

[@Shovel________________]

they also pass that pebble down through generations. they really like their pebbles

[@emilyrln]

Omg my heart 🥺😭💕

[@Super_Panda_BS]

@@Shovel________________ grandpa, I don’t want your old pebble, GWAD!!!! 😂

[@ObtuseMori]

I saw an adorable video of an otter yawning earlier, it made the cutest little squeaking noise ❤

[@Nyghtking]

It literally feels like America is getting to the point where it will become so hostile to poor people that we'll have to leave because staying would mean certain death.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Getting? A few years ago, I found out firsthand that America has working homeless. As in people who have full time jobs, and still can't afford rent. If the corporations had their way, taking maturity leave would mean you had to buy your child back from them.

[@missnaomi613]

@@dmgroberts5471 yes, a LOT of homeless people are employed, including me. A friend I met in a Safe Parking Program has about 3x my income, and she can't afford a place, either. We're HOPING that we can get a low-income apartment if we pool our resources. (Just started looking online this week. I'm cautiously optimistic.)

[@maybee613]

@@missnaomi613 oh my god, that’s absolutely insane 😮 I really hope you and your friend manage to get an apartment! 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@EllieM552]

Biggest problem would be that you can’t leave because that costs money you don’t have

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@missnaomi613 Make sure you take care of your car, that thing is your world. The last thing you want is something in the engine going kaput. Also, put your name down for everything that's going. You may feel like you're "taking advantage" but you're paying income tax, so fuck it, take what you can get. Are you eligible for food stamps? Also, look into local charities that do weekly meals. Your nearest Salvation Army probably have free meals every weekday. Churches too, a lot of them do a free meal once a week. You've got to balance the cost of gas, versus travel distance, but if you can find three free meals a week, that's so much more you can save up every week. When I said I'd found out firsthand, I meant that I was working homeless for three years. I've been where you are. The single most important thing is to find ways to keep your spirits up. It isn't always going to be like this, one day you _are_ going to look back on this and wonder how you made it through. If you feel like my advice would be helpful to you, let me know. You likely have limited internet time, if I can look stuff up for you or anything, let me know.

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

7:36 ITS EVEN EASIER THAN THAT! If you text yourself, it sends back and you can just delete your original message.

[@sarinaswoyer8855]

Tbf, the meme about the difference in attention between the Titan and the migrant ship is more focused on the aspect of how officials put all that effort into finding a submarine that the Navy said they kinda knew from the beginning exploded, thus wasting so much money when people are struggling to make ends meet, vs. the coast guard not only allowing the migrants to drown without any move to assist them, but the activist that did help them got arrested. It's the difference in urgency between finding five dudes who were already done for and saving 500 people who were most definitely alive when the boat started sinking. Not trying to rant, it's just something I haven't seen many people touch on. Love your videos

[@FlowersGrace2010]

im just here to give you a notification

[@MaticTheProto]

Those activists incentivize more crossings via the sea

[@ShaSha-lex]

the dogs being gendered thing is hilarious because not only is it stupid but the common nickname for dogs is 'mans best friend,' and she is saying men shouldnt have dogs lmao.

[@battlesheep2552]

He said puppies not dogs, even said he's only interested in them when they're "old enough to obey"

[@Milk-ck1wv]

​@@battlesheep2552They meant the other puppy comment with the women saying men should only have dogs if you have a female live in partner

[@dmgroberts5471]

Fuck that shit, I'll go with the dog.

[@KaiTheTyrant]

Funny thing is, iI’m pretty sure they were thinking man’s best friend as in MANKIND’s best friend when they came up with that.

[@luniers4629]

the man in 'Man's best friend", isn't a gendered term, but denotes to as in humanity, not man as in men. But also not a wrong argument by you, just wrong basis.

[@michellestone3167]

4:51 I would probably do the same thing if I was stuck in Antarctic and someone kept spoiling my only form of entertainment

[@amandacostandine6026]

My favorite historical bad women's anatomy is when trains were invented, some people (men) were unsure if women should be allowed to ride in them, as going 55 mph would make our uteruses fly out of our bodies. Yes, they really believed this.

[@antonfowler6582]

Very first " steam locomotive " was invented by a Cornish mining engineer and the local pastor bet him it wouldnt work as traveling at four miles an hour would make your lungs heart and eyeballs explode . 🙄

[@emilyrln]

I love that one 😂💀

[@SkylerRaven]

@@antonfowler6582 Wow interesting, that pastor really wasn't thinking then. Since a horse can already gallop at 25 to 30 mph. So the speed of the first train was quite slow even for people in the past. (p.s. A penny farthing, the old big wheel bicycles, can also reach up to 10 mph.)

[@dmgroberts5471]

As a bit of bad-but-funny-woman's-anatomy, in the Middle Ages, the Church believed that both participants needed to orgasm for conception to happen. Ergo, a woman could take her husband to a Church court and divorce him for not giving her orgasms. There is evidence of this happening. In one case a woman alleged her husband couldn't get it up, and the court - headed by priests, mind you - called in an "expert witness" i.e. a prostitute, to test if this was true. When the lady of negotiable virtue had failed to "quicken" the husband, the court found in the wife's favour.

[@djmanat1775]

If it were true, I'd be first in line. I don't want my uterus, I have no intention on using it properly and its maintenance is expensive!

[@Cutiemuffinz]

35:02 imagine being the child of such an incredibly wealthy person to whom you could be the heir, and you are willing to risk losing all that to not be associated with that person. What does that say about that parent?! Like, “I’ll give you a billion dollars to like me.” “No.” 😖

[@theSTRAWBERRYloverX3]

My media science prof has been part of several studies disproving the whole video games makes violent thing several times in her career and she is so salty about the fact that people still belive it. She's like 'We disproved it 20 years ago ppl'

[@vanguardangel6912]

In regards to news and shit; I will never forget the words of my high school journalism teacher: "When a dog bites a man, that's not news. When a man bites a dog, that's news."

[@zdziebkoko753]

as a writer always having trouble picking names for side characters I really appreciate the way he always says a name at the beginning 😂

[@16poetisa]

Definitely less time consuming than watching entire movie credits 😅

[@joosyjulie]

I usually just type in baby's names and add a date. You get lots of lists of names. I also find that when I make a name up, I put it into Google translate. It caught a slang name for females parts, in an Asian language (can't remember which it was) with a name for an alien.

[@enerioffutt1881]

Buy a baby name book. That's what I did. You get names, variations and meanings.

[@galaxygorl]

@@joosyjuliething about that is the constant diaper ads -someone who isn’t even a writer just searched up names like 5 times in the last 4 years and will not stop getting the FREAKING PAMPERS ADS ISTG

[@zdziebkoko753]

@@enerioffutt1881 damn that's valid advice actually thanks 💛

[@JustAnotherBuckyLover]

I hate to point this out, but actually, in the UK, we DO provide incontinence products for free to people who need them on a regular basis via the NHS. So not only is he wrong in all the expected ways because of the complete lack of understanding about how periods work, and what tampons are for, but he's ALSO wrong about the fact that we do, in fact, fund incontinence products for people when they're needed.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

I need to move countries. The US doesn't provide either for free.

[@Ekklo]

Skin to skin contact during the first hour after birth is called the "Hour of Power" in some hospitals. My youngest was born via C-Section, so I had to step in for my wife to provide that essential skin to skin contact. It was life changing to be honest.

[@MissCaraMint]

Congratulations on parenthood

[@db_524]

Congrats on the new baby, I wish you and your family all the best. I was born via C-section myself, so my folks can attest to using the skin to skin contact as well.

[@Zakon213]

"And don't let anyone *else* tell you otherwise" tells me that only The Click is allowed to tell us that we don't smell amazing.

[@VenusVenom369]

12:35 worst part about that whole thing is the kid went from having 2 parents having to be raised by one in support payments and maybe the dad had some visitation rights To finding out his dad isn't his dad and because of that the support you were getting to begin with has stopped completely and by the sounds of it having the parent you actually know blame it on you the product of her infidelity 😓

[@ComradeKitty]

Yeah James Cameron did work with the navy to build his explorer sub, but mainly because his cameras were so hi-rez, that the Navy wanted them for their own subs. So it was a win-win transaction.

[@MissCaraMint]

What a wonderful story.

[@subicsky2844]

That 9000+ hr FaceTime audio call is one of the most controlling things I’ve ever seen. Bc you know it’s about control and knowing where their SO is and who’s around their SO. Bc she said when they’re asleep, at school, showering, eating the phone stays on. Most of those are situations where you wouldn’t be speaking to each other on the phone so it’s not about having a long ass conversation. It’s about listening to each others surroundings. Are they asleep in bed alone? Are they really in class? Wow. Crazy.

[@jasonellis4330]

36:59 That's not the company's fault, to be fair. It clearly says "liquid dish soap" on it. If a parent buys it and gives it to their child without reading it, that's on them. If the child starts drinking it without the parent paying attention, that's also on them

[@AliothAncalagon]

My dying mom broke up with her longterm boyfriend, when she felt that the relationship didn't work out anymore to set him free without guilt. This woman divorced her husband, because him fighting for his life killed her mood. I guess there are two types of people.

[@HiBuddyyyyyy]

There is a large number of sick or terminally ill women who’s husbands leave them because of that. It’s fucked up.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

@HiBuddyyyyyy It might sound cruel but why not waiting couple years for divorce? It's not like they'll live much longer

[@synoweflake7502]

Since we didn't have the full article, you can't know how both parties behaved towards each other. I've seen cases where people with chronic or terminal conditions are extremely manipulative towards their partners because of their unfortunate situation. It's hard on all parties having to live knowing there's no hope and poor communication and a lack of understanding would just precipitate this.

[@zap4th368]

@@angelikaskoroszyn8495I mean, yeah. Either they die and you are free or they survive and find out you are an asshole.

[@elaexplorer]

41:49 Are we sure he used his gf urine? Just a heads up, if a man takes a pregnancy test and it comes out positive it can mean he has testicular cancer.

[@paisleepunk]

if that's the case, then he prolly needed the salary to help pay for treatment, so FACEPALMS ALL AROUND

[@AdmiraloftheCrackNavy]

Learn something new every day

[@rulerofzeuniverse]

I was looking for this comment

[@patricijaskraba4066]

For the cut up music masks: If done properly and paired will woodwind bags/bell covers they do work. The ones in the photo were definitely not done properly. The hole had to be just big enough to direct all of the aerosol into the instrument and then the covers would catch whatever went through them

[@whatever27698]

Okay, so WAP in Christian circles means "worship and praise" ( I grew up in it). Most don't know it even has a different more common meaning.

[@chatboulon743]

...not until someone laughs in their face. That's hilarious and terrifying at the same time.

[@andrewtime2994]

I'm sure that one was satire. No one could have that many tattoos and be under the care of a parent, considering the legal age to get one is eighteen, and how would the mother have the tattoo shop photograph? That, and it is obvious nonsense.

[@Llortnerof]

Which only makes it funnier.

[@ferretqueen2908]

Thanks for clearing that up, I had no idea what it meant

[@alexschubert9768]

43:22 The biggest part in this de-evolution of cgi is actually more a combination of impossible deadlines and little to no pay

[@AnonymousOnimous]

10:30 And that's a big reason why I'm going through the several-year process of moving from the US to Canada.

[@KellyDVance]

Someone I knew (we had been friends but had a major falling out and basically avoided each other) recently died. She had a really difficult to treat cancer. When it came back and the chemo didn't work the second time she applied to get other treatments, but insurance denied her. Insurance again denied her hospice care because she wasn't "sick enough". According to our mutual friends, she was in excruciating pain and one of our wealthy friends paid out if pocket to get her into a facility. She died 3 weeks later. Fuck healthcare insurance companies.

[@battlesheep2552]

13:55 also to be fair, the "good" swastika is rotated 45 degrees from the bad swastika, and the store uses the bad swastika

[@flibbertygibbet]

OTOH the guy probably did not know the difference. A couple years ago Thai school dressed up in Nazi uniforms for a dress up day. Turns out not one of the Teachers knew what the nazis were or why it was so bad to dress this way. Happened in Chang Mai where there is a big expat community.

[@dmgroberts5471]

There's a lot of this in Asia. Particularly Japan, where knowledge of WWII in general is not exactly widely distributed. There are Nazi Weddings, where the groom dresses up as an SS officer. To them it's like, "these guys were our allies in that war when America just straight up bombed us for no reason. AT ALLLLLLLL."

[@valerielevasseur8674]

​@dmgroberts5471 And then there's just not being sure of far off European history by people who didn't even colonize you. At least, that's how I explained to myself the signs leading to Hitler Sonko's locksmith shop in Kampala. And now that I write it out, I don't buy my own explanation anymore, since most British colonies did contribute.

[@andrewtime2994]

​@@valerielevasseur8674 According to Trevor Noah, who was raised in South Africa, what natives know of Hitler is that he was a powerful man who killed a lot of white people. So if you want your dog to be fierce you name it Hitler. If you want your kid to be tough you name him Hitler. Read his book "Born a Crime" for the raconteur's version of this.

[@Henrik_Holst]

@@flibbertygibbet since the store is from India where they use the "good" one he should know. That the store uses both the name Hitler and the Nazi Swastika to me is one coincidence to many.

[@somegeese]

As an American uterus-haver with a child whose dad is 13yrs older than themself, who did their best, it always makes me feel Some Kind of Way when a man says "you should have a license to be a parent! Lmao it's so funny to think about!" And i like watching click's videos

[@madmadammonkey9248]

The guy who stabbed the other guy over book endings...I get that...I'm not saying it's right..but I absolutely get that

[@rosiefay7283]

4:46 And I just love your Russian accent. I couldn't do it better myself.

[@sandyhenderson441]

I do too! It's not as though he could just pop out to the library to get a new book to read.

[@Т1000-м1и]

That's what the comment was on the Lemmino video too

[@Milk-ck1wv]

I'm concerned what else you "get" if your willing to "get" someone stabbing another person over an ending

[@JayeEllis]

Especially in Antarctica. I imagine they don't have a lot of bookstores, and Amazon is unlikely to have regular runs to a (technically) uninhabited continent.

[@willhonorless2195]

My favorite part about the guy screaming about the Red Baron plane is that, upon everyone on the internet telling him what was wrong, he acknowledged he was wrong, but continued to rant as if he was right. It's amazing when people who slept through the World Wars in history class try to be holier than thou

[@RAC00NFANGIRL]

I’m convinced that I’ll never stop question why humanity is failure?

[@jasminedrever2026]

With the drug test thing, I heard that testicular cancer can sometimes make a man test positive on a pregnancy test.

[@megaflamer]

this is indeed the case. People have caught their cancer early this way on numerous occasions

[@AnAlienHiddenInPlainSight]

Why would someone with a p take a pregnancy test otherwise though

[@nightspicer]

@@AnAlienHiddenInPlainSight for funsies im guessing

[@SevCaswell]

@@AnAlienHiddenInPlainSight Because being drunk and stupid is a common side effect of penis ownership...

[@meemurthelemur4811]

​@@AnAlienHiddenInPlainSightjust like with this instance being for a drug test. I'm pretty sure they weren't deliberately doing pregnancy tests on a men's sports team. A basic urinalysis covers a wide array of chemicals, not just drugs. Sugar in urine indicates diabetes, white blood cells indicates a UTI, while ketones can indicate kidney disease. As this was for a sports team, they probably tested for steroids and testosterone levels.

[@DragonFae16]

A big reason why CGI of the past looked so much better is that because it was a new technology that only a few people could use, the CGI artists were paid well and given the time they needed to make things look good. Today the artists are so poorly paid and have such little time to finish their scenes that it's amazing things don't look even more dog shit than they already do.

[@MissCaraMint]

Fuck they need good unions.

[@charliekahn4205]

If you wanna see good CGI, crowdfunded stuff can be pretty good. The best 3D animation I could find from the 2000s was a free Blender demo.

[@marcellemccalla6325]

That makes a disturbing amount of sense. I actually feel a lot better about my animation shows now. Thank you, I was one of the people who had questioned the difference in animation over the years.

[@dungquoc8552]

The best 3D animation nowadays is made in MikuMikuDance. Nuff said

[@DJPJ.]

36:55 In Norway we also have a spesific soap in what looks like a milk carton.

[@RexxTheFirst]

The shock I just had when you said my name at the beginning of the video nearly had me jumping out of my skin. Whatever Rylee/Riley/Rileigh/etc that made the request has my thanks for the mini heart attack 😂

[@wilyriley_]

me too (Riley here)

[@RegularTreeChristmas91132]

same (also a Riley)

[@DewDrop_Doodlez]

Nice to see other Riley's here :D the beginning part caught so off guard i jump so hard lol

[@bombdotcom2168]

24:12 Dude congrats to this dude- And screw the person who called him fat phobic. Just because people are insecure about their own weights doesn't mean they have a right to bring others down for theirs. They're literally doing what they claim to fight against, discriminating others for their weight

[@Chocolate_sims]

38:12 tbh I have very bad mental illnesses so it’s hard to bring myself to shower everyday😭(working in it tho)

[@DeadOldAccount0]

It's bad for you to shower everyday generally but for some people with certain hair and skin types it's a different story

[@anubis9139]

My story about a time I unknowingly did something very offensive; I named my Irish Terrier "Ira". I never knew anything about the I.R.A. until people started calling me out on it. The fact that the dog is an Irish breed of dog only made it worse.

[@paxnero]

41:52 Putting aside GF part, that's possible for man to get positive preg test if that's the case you probably should go see doctor, cuz you may have cancer

[@me-myself-i787]

17:28 I never expected Lagoon to appear in one of these videos. This comment is somewhat irrelevant to the video, but fun fact: Lagoon is the best theme park in Utah. It has a 200 ft tall rollercoaster called Cannibal which is the second steepest in the USA, and it just has lapbars, and it's awesome from what I've heard. And it also has Wicked, which has a vertical launch and a wicked first half but a somewhat boring second half. And Rollercoaster has some good airtime, and Colossus has some strong positive G-forces.

[@FFVison]

I have actually read that article about the boat jumping TikTok challenge was bogus and emergency services of the place this was allegedly happening confirmed there were no reports of accidents matching this type of incident. Hopefully this restores a little faith in humanity that people aren't THAT stupid.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

😂 whew.

[@minohki]

“I’m getting to the point that I was never young” I felt that in my soul. 😂

[@MsAubrey]

22:03 Good grief!!! I proposed to my husband! I cannot get over how people still have this 1950s mentality in 2023. Seriously! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[@frankiemillcarek6976]

I like to think the "I'm a jerk, etc." tattoo is not for his wife to restore her trust back into him, but a genius play for her to protect other women from him once she dumps his ass.

[@yuki97kira]

Same

[@timosteinsteiger7289]

Well yeah... but that would be even less reason for him to get it... Like sure it makes sense for her to try it with this in mind... but why would he ever buy it?

[@LRM12o8]

I struggle to imagine how a genuinely loving partner who's been cheated can be satisfied by such a petty act of revenge and why a cheater would submit to such a "prove of trust" after he cheated. I have a bad feeling that she is an abusive partner who manipulates and controls her partner. This tattoo would certainly be an effective way to make him dependent on her. He won't find another relationship with this on his chest. I'm not saying that he's definitely the victim here, but I can't see a way how someone who demands their partner get such a tattoo made is an innocent, good person! Either he's a cheater and she's a monster for going way out of line with this punishment, Or he's innocent and she's a monster controlling, gaslighting and publicly humiliating him.

[@frankiemillcarek6976]

It's like how Mark says that these people aren't real, they're just aliens probing social mores. I said "I like to think" because I know it is likely very depressing, just like he knows internet trash people aren't aliens doing experiments. It's a way to feel a bit of separation so you don't go crazy.

[@FlagBoi]

@@LRM12o8 Yeah, it really rubbed me the wrong way, especially the disrespectful part. Anyone viewing disrespect as a negative when they do stuff like this is sick and blind.

[@eleventh_chicken]

The image of a flying spaghetti monster is terrifying

[@rogerminnick6470]

You can find when in a game called “Tasty Planet: Forever” when you play as the last character and go into space

[@chatboulon743]

That's the god of the Pastafarians.

[@michaeltempsch5282]

@@chatboulon743 Touched by the holy noodle...

[@SirZyPA]

18:38 i meaaaan. there is also another possibility... including a hand.

[@samiraperi467]

I bet Macron also blames videogames for French Revolution.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

Nothing could surprise me... (Im french. And desesperate lol)

[@dmgroberts5471]

I can honestly say that I've _never_ coerced a woman into selling herself into slavery to be with the daughter I could have rescued but sold into slavery behind her back...in the real world. In KOTOR 2, however? About 60% of the times I've played that game. So...a lot. In my defense, the voice acting for that quest ending is _hilarious._

[@wargamesmaster]

I'm French too and frankly, the only word that comes to mind when seeing that my president blame fictional violence in video games for real world violent acts is "dumba**".

[@maxe624]

13:30 in America you need to be deemed capable of supporting a child to adopt, but in the event of an accidental pregnancy you must carry the child regardless of your ability to care for it.

[@vibing_person]

What if just what if you dont want to cary the child and you axidentaly forget and go to another country and have your woomb removed

[@maxe624]

@@vibing_person in some states it's illegal to cross state lines while pregnant or to help someone get out of state for an abortion

[@vibing_person]

@@maxe624 the idea pregancy dosent allow someone to leave a certain predefined area sounds a bit weird as a concept and sounds partialy unconstitutional. But hey that means people will have to resort to more extreme methods of abortion witch is very mutch not a good thing as it can result to significant bodily harm and infection perminant ireversible bodily harm death and many other side efects unless done in a sterile enviroment with special tools or things of that nature. Honestly the idea of anti-abortion laws are efectice agianst persons of lower income because with a higher amount of wealth ilegal or self inflicted abortions can be done safeley or with no reprocutions

[@maxe624]

@@vibing_person I totally agree

[@mysocksarewet]

It’s so damn ironic lmao

[@matthewniemann5540]

The fake blasphemy story is from The Babylon Bee. A satirical news site similar to The Onion but more religious. 32:45

[@rolfs2165]

I know you're not wrong, but at the same time it feels so insulting to compare the Babylon Bee to the Onion.

[@hehehorf782]

28:14 I'm imagining the Secret Service like walking around looking for 30 seconds before putting away their guns and saying "Must've been the wind."

[@basketchaos]

“man charged with blasphemy for not removing sandals while using rainbow crosswalk” I know that the Babylon Bee is a satire website (I used to follow them when I was a teenager), but the lack of self-awareness is hilarious to me. Not only have I never met a queer person who would take anything so simple to that extreme, but this makes me think of (A) hardcore American patriots who demand respect for the flag and think it’s illegal to not treat it a certain way, and (B) that Old Testament story where Moses is told to take his shoes off while he’s on holy ground, which some churches enforce (or at least strongly encourage) only wearing non-leather shoes. Both of those examples….are associated with groups more closely aligned with the views of BB’s writers than with LGBTQIA+ people 🤡

[@dmgroberts5471]

That face when you know the story isn't even a thing: 🤨

[@LRM12o8]

This headline reads more like thinly veiled anti-LGBTQ* propaganda than actual satire to me...

[@Vox-Multis]

@@LRM12o8 "Thinly veiled"? I don't even _see_ a veil.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@Vox-Multis the veil is 'It's just a jooooke bro, come oooon, don't be like thaaaat"

[@DrachenGothik666]

@@LRM12o8 The Babylon Bee has been accused of being not-quite satire but straight up fake new & just right-wing.

[@Screaming_into_the_Void]

The look on my dad's face when Click read the bad math story. 😂 I could see just how bad it hurt his brain.

[@a_d3mon]

21:00 Yea, I did a paper over it... There were several studies where they actually found the VAST MAJORITY of participants (including kids) had less violent outbursts altogether. There was like a VERY small amount of participants (like 1 out of a thousand or something) where there was some effect... Of course those people that were supposedly affected already had bad home lives, mental issues, and varying other degree of outside influence of some kind of violence... To the point they couldn't tell if it was the person's life or the game leading them to violence, but the overall conclusions were that video games actively helped reduce violence in kids and young adults as the games provided a safer outlet for their frustrations... The people that media claims that "games made them violent" already had varying issues of psychosis and mental problems that they just skirt over. One famous example is the "Man thinks he's in GTA" headlines from 2013. He had multiple warrants out for his arrest for possession of drugs and would commit multiple cases of car-jacking and vehicular assault while on the run. It should be noted that he was also HEAVILY under the influence of drugs at the time of his arrest. The articles BARELY make a point of his warrants or drug use while stressing things like "Just like out of the Grand Theft Auto games..." Another example is Columbine's Eric Harris. Everything he had done was symptoms of untreated mental illness, delusions of grandeur, and various other psychosis that were ignored and untreated. But what did media demonize at the time and blame for his conditions that manifested in his brain? The game "Doom" and of course the Metal music genre and the music artist Marilyn Manson. Why did they blame all these things? Because it was more convenient to point out "unusual things" about the guy. Thanks to media's pointing out of CORRELATION between someone and their hobbies/lifestyle, common forms of entertainment and stress relief are constantly attacked... I bet that if the ONLY form of stress relief were massages and spa days that those would be blamed for violent crimes as well... Edit: I just looked up massages and crime and there is a correlation between massages and sexual assaults as well as massage parlors being blamed for trafficking and kidnapping (those cases seem to be valid though) but all it would take is media going "Kidnapping and trafficking happening at massage parlors? More about it at 6"

[@CakeofRage]

"just like out of GTA" has the same dumbass energy of talking about a murder trial and saying "omg it's just like Among Us"

[@a_d3mon]

@@CakeofRage Doesn't it though XD

[@denkisupremacy]

​@@CakeofRage"wow, a court case? it's just like Ace Attorney IRL!!!"

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@CakeofRage 'omg they made water from Minecraft into a real thing guys!'

[@bottomofastairwell]

I always said as a kid that playing games like gta kept me from committing real life violence, coz I could get my anger out in a way that didn't hurt anyone. Kill pixels, not people.

[@wargamesmaster]

13:49 You think that's bad? There was a POLICE CHIEF in Brazil named "Hitler Mussolini".

[@corbettbalcaitis]

Everytime click does that name thing it gets more and more specific, but never unplausable that whomever he is talking about is currently watching the video

[@Milk-ck1wv]

18:00 No wonder the daughter didn't tell her mom what the tattoo actually means. She thinks a tattoo is a "devil" "satanic symbol". Bet she thinks satanist praise satan too huh.

[@andrewtime2994]

Do satanists not recognize satire?

[@snekysneks]

​@andrewtime2994 the internet is so insane that it is honestly difficult to tell what is real and fake anymore. Also wap stands for worship and prayer in religious circles.

[@andrewtime2994]

@@snekysneks In other words, no.

[@rebeccacarr5154]

Sorry to be dense, but what does the tattoo mean if not being a hairdresser?

[@SEAkuaa]

​@@rebeccacarr5154it means they're most likely dating/as click would say the "naughties"

[@icantchange.youtubesaysine7338]

My headphones are broke and make people sound like old radio people. Today, Click is now an old timely radio man in my ear. Wonderful!

[@537zun4]

3:22 honestly I think this wasn't an accident, a book from Woody Allen is "euh, no." a book from woody allen with his autograph is "I DON'T want that! What the fuck is wrong with you?" But the same book with an autograph from Woody Harrelson with a semi backgroundstory? "Now we talking, wanna have!" its also so ironic, wanted to get an autograph of an alleged pedophile, gets one from a wholesome dude instead.

[@lanfae9353]

2:55 Did you know, some dogs actually do have autism? They tend to act more "cat-like." But it's definitely not caused by vaccines 😂

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

There are dogs like me?! :’O

[@KaiTheTyrant]

Maybe our part time dog is autistic…

[@FaeryPeople]

That's fascinating. Now I wonder why one of my cats acts so dog like.

[@LRM12o8]

What would be the problem with dogs having autism anyway? It's not a bad condition in of its self! People with autism only suffer because the society we built makes it difficult for them to function in it. Domesticated dogs have no pressure to function in a dog society, so do they even suffer if they have autism? 🤔

[@BlueTressym]

@@LRM12o8 Thank you! I'm autistic and agree with this; autism is very much contextual as far as 'suffering' goes. Put me in a place where I can just do my thing and I'm as productive as heck and happy too. Force me into situations where I am treated as 'abnormal' or 'defective' and am pressured into trying to be something that I can never be and weirdly enough, I'm miserable and no help to anyone.