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[@TheClick]

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[@Kingdom_smile]

the heart attack grill thing is real i heard about it a few years back it was a nutritionist that invented it to make money if i remember well i know it's seems unbelievable but it is not unfortunately have a great day

[@yamato9753]

The heart attack grill is a real damn thing. And their food is horrendously unhealthy on purpose. Their fries are fried in pure lard, their milkshakes use only buttermilk... And their burgers... Grilled with lard, buns soaked in lard and some burgers have over 10.000 or even 20.000 calories. Maybe you could react to a video of this chain soon. I didn't even mention the craziest parts!

[@_JstaLaugh]

​@@yamato9753Yup haha very real. I believe it's in Las Vegas. If you have a heart attack while eating there you get your picture up on the wall 😂

[@gabrielsfilms2086]

its real. heart attack food chain is real.

[@MrUhlus]

its kinda obvious that raycon aren't that great if you use Bayerdynamic 770 pros in all your videos

[@BadabingBadaboom69]

I once saw a warning on my dad's pack of cigarettes that read "smoking can cause infertility" On the image there were two women, one dressed in light colors holding a toddler and another smoking, looking at the other woman wearing all black. It was supposed to read as jealousy or perhaps grief over an unborn child. I read it as a sapphic couple caring for their first child

[@RGC_animation]

Why get a vasectomy when you can just smoke lol?

[@bubblegumstudios0]

Needs to be a comic

[@gameygeemer4142]

wait, you mean that's not the intended interpretation?

[@poseidons_child.]

LESBIANS

[@anti-usernamesaltaccount3623]

Probably shouldn’t be smoking in front of an infant…

[@sassyviking6003]

Man, that kid with the mannequin looked like she genuinely didn't understand the mannequin was not a person. The look on her face suggested thinking real hard and deep existentialism.

[@mirandarensberger6919]

I was lmao-ing and feeling deeply sorry for her distress in equal measures. Poor kid.

[@julyol119]

When I was a kid, I could spin crazy stories and absolutely get into a mood, where at that moment for me the story was absolutely real. One time I became "friends" with a shadow and when the sun kept sinking and it kept disappearing, I was absolutely devastated. This girl is probably just not in reality rn. She imagined this was her brother and then she believed her own story and couldn't let go. It's like with people who are too much in their head, like really jealous or anxious people, who make up scenarios in their head and then they're upset about them. It's just more obvious on a child.

[@dmgroberts5471]

The way her little eyes go _WIDE_ at 9:15, and she glances up like, "w-whaaaat?" Is both adorable and hilarious. Then her whole little world just comes crashing down. "But...my brother..."

[@mirandarensberger6919]

@@julyol119 I was thinking maybe she actually has an older brother who had gone away to school or something, and she misses him. If he were about the same size as the mannequin and has a similar colored shirt, I could see where she was getting it from.

[@seigeengine]

She looks young enough she probably has not developed a proper understanding that other people exist yet, so...

[@thismustbeisaac]

Props to that weather forecaster who improved “everyone in Mckinney is DEAD-“ that made me burst out laughing

[@mewmew8932]

He probably saw it real early and said, "I have a plan."

[@historicallyinsignificant5030]

WFAA Channel 8 Chief Meteorologist Pete Delkus :) (Dallas-Fort Worth, Texas) And yea, it seems like it feels that dang hot, and has been that hot almost consistently dating back to Mid June 2023

[@SlugxMackerelShipper]

Improvised*

[@DestinyKiller]

I saw that clip awhile ago and the whole thing is hilarious lol

[@shosho089]

4:07 Gotta love this guy’s sense of humor. “Everyone in McKinney is dead.” 💀 😂

[@samthehypotheticaldad]

There was a similar kind of error on the local weather station of my hometown last year. I don’t think we had as funny a live reaction to it but according to the screen behind the weatherwoman it was -1000 F in my hometown. My hs friends had fun memeing it.

[@artbookgaming]

Thank you for adressing that some people using wheelchairs can walk sometimes and still need the wheelchair for pain or for going further than just a few steps. There are many misconseptions about the disabled community, so it's refreshing to see someone actually know something.

[@jillbecker9535]

Soooooo much this

[@krankarvolund7771]

There's so much nuances in disabilities, it's more like a spectrum than a binary. Like, a lot of legally blind or deaf people can still see or hear a little, but not enough to not be impaired in life, even with glasses ^^'

[@randomwhatever5403]

Yeah so much. Seen way to many posts of wheelchair users standing up and being called fake online for that. Like that's not how this works people

[@Tattooedgaymer]

My dad was on 24/7 O2 so walking made it harder to breathe. He'd walk at home but use a wheelchair when he was out

[@PestilentAllosaurus]

Exactly! Throughout my young and adolescent time of life I could not stand for long at all let along walk far at all. Went from cruches or a walker to wheelchair since I either fell still/or collapsed. I honestly lost count the dirty stares, rude comments I got. Only a handful of "Karens" had the audacity to make a huge deal, stopped abs harassed me, demanding me to bring back where I found the wheelchair. Even after explaining it was kine and I had Lupus, each of these few people made the sane relative comments of: "Your legs aren't broken", "You don't look disabled.", "You are too young to be in a wheelchair." Or simply, "You're lying, quit playing around and get off." Each were either dealt with by other passing strangers, or staff of wherever I was. Unfortunately I didn't have a great backbone then and hated the fact my active life was gone. So it was a sensitive topic which made me cry the moment those comments started up. Every now or then, I have to use it again. But while I'm still not in remission at 34yrs, I'm taking it one step at a time.

[@SquishyRogue]

as an ambulatory wheelchair user (who gets the worst looks when I get out of my chair until they see how much I struggle to move around) I appreciate you mentioning that Click. Thank you.

[@hiimcrazyfordrwho]

It's not like a wheelchair is super convenient. They think you're making it harder to navigate the grocery store for fun???

[@SquishyRogue]

@@hiimcrazyfordrwho Yup. Though sometimes my favourite is on public transport. Once a woman with a pushchair got on and literally looked at me, in a bigass motorchair, and goes "can you just move your legs?" Erm. No. Why do you think I have this chair.

[@bosstowndynamics5488]

​@@hiimcrazyfordrwhoIMHO, it's ableism. People don't want to offer any kind of accommodation to disabled people so the moment there's any signal that the person is less disabled than they thought they get angry.

[@dulce.sirena]

I get the looks too, Especially since I use my cane whenever I can and then next day they see me in my chair. Literally bought my chair out of pocket, made my cane by hand, and ONLY "benefit" I get is handicapped parking, but people think you have to be paralyzed or blind to actually be disabled

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

@@bosstowndynamics5488 I've been on the cusp of needing a wheelchair although it was temporary so it's obvious to me that you can stand but still need a wheel chair. But these guys are sort of mocking the whole thing. It's fake. They spend their days roaming around parking lots w/out cars while a guy films from across the street and joke about pay us money, if not get on your knees and apologize. These are able bodied Tik Tokkers or some such BS. It's too much of a set up to garner sympathy.

[@rosiekittengirl760]

I saw a video about the heart attack grill, and it's absolutely insane. The owner genuinely celebrates when people die in his restaurant because "it's good for business." Their mascot is a man who frequented the restaurant and died from a heart attack. If you don't finish your plate, the waiter has to spank you with a paddle. The owner claims the purpose of the restaurant is to bring awareness to how unhealthy the fast food industry is, but he's clearly going about it in the wrong way. That man genuinely terrifies me.

[@rusty-venison6669]

To my knowledge I think he even owns the ashes of the customer

[@rosiekittengirl760]

@@rusty-venison6669 yep, I think he keeps them in the restaurant

[@ObtuseMori]

@@rosiekittengirl760 He does WHAT?? 💀

[@feuerling]

Art has gone too far

[@zephyrprime8]

hey, he found an untapped market, can't blame him.

[@John_Weiss]

17:19 So, basically, a _really, _*_really, REALLY_* accurate Fursuit. The pathowogen is strong in this one.

[@CrabbChips]

Pawthogen*

[@PatchesOnPaws]

It's a quadsuit mixed with a realistic suit

[@datguymiller]

​@CrabbChips pawthowogen*

[@SannaiSan]

That little girl's face when she realised her 'brother' has no head is the best thing

[@I_isBored]

Fr I was laughing sm-

[@missykae4538]

I’m not above laughing at my future children when they do dumb stuff, in fact I plan to.

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

She was just annoyed lol

[@IzzyLikesTrains]

Can we just take a moment to appreciate Click's hair? It's stunning.

[@RianLyons]

Click’s EVERYTHING is stunning, especially his huge, throbbing, blood engorged…heart. He’s got a big, kind heart. What did you think I meant? Pervert…

[@hanramz]

I'm thinking of styling a swoop into my hair 👀

[@_JstaLaugh]

Absolutely gorgeous

[@Battlesny]

It's less stunning since he shaved it off his upper lip

[@demopan1067]

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Moment taken

[@overstuffedghosty]

Can confirm that toddlers are exactly like that one friend that everyone has that day drinks too much. Clumsy, irrationally persistent and always want a snack

[@dmgroberts5471]

"What's up bud?" "I was getting a cookie, and I fell down, and I landed on my hand, and my finger huuuurts!" 24-yo drunk, or 4-yo child? Could be either.

[@overstuffedghosty]

@@dmgroberts5471 😂 exact words

[@fionafiona1146]

It's cute and annoying at the same time

[@sadwasdead5065]

wow i am apparently a drunk adult and a toddler at the same time because i am all of those things lol

[@ratsssssssssss]

me too

[@its_lazy_river]

"Florida man strips and performs "strange dance" at McDonald's. Then tries to impregnate a railing" *CRYING* 😭

[@Might_D_Roos]

i get "Florida man arrested after pelting girlfriend with McDonald's sweet and sour packets"

[@anoobcuber3536]

"Florida man sets shoe on fire to stay warn", "Florida man smothers nephew's meatball sandwich with eyedrop solution", "Florida man get arrested for trying to buy pot a a Burger King drive-thru". Why are there so many for december 5💀 Help

[@Fischohnerad17]

Florida man had arm bitten off in alligator attack before getting lost in woods for three days

[@Silver_Afton1]

I got "Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb"

[@Double_Trouble_vr300]

I got "Florida man accused of diving around naked with electronic device attached..." (Nov 3rd)

[@WatcherObsi]

Funny thing about that horror outfit the guy made... They have a few videos about it, walking around in it during october and spooking people. One girl saw the outfit, and fell in love immediately and befriended it. Because all the dude was doing was walking around, snapping the jaws, and sometimes shaking the head. This girl called the design 'big dinosaur' and people loved her so much they begged the creator to get her a plush toy of the creature. And so they did, and the guy who made it even brought the toy in the outfit to give to the girl. She practically was squealing and squeezing that toy so happily--it looked like she wanted to do that for AGES but never could because of the size. Honestly I love that about kids-some of them see a scary creature and just go "Oh! A Friend!"

[@AquaticLotus7552]

What is the channel?

[@Nyxedmisfit]

I’d also want to see

[@MagnaEssence]

I wanna see tooooo, like the other people 🥺

[@kaythecreature3420]

The channel is called Spiritwalker :)

[@JessicaKennedy367]

My daughter was like that when she was little. Her first reaction to the Chest Burster was "aww he's cute!" She cried when The Newborn Xenomorph was sucked out into space. The end of Jaws was met with "He didn't deserve that."

[@greenermusings161]

Glad you let your viewers know there are partially ambulatory wheelchair users. As one, I really appreciate it!

[@Lilpeepkinn]

It’s sad there’s people out there fighting things they have absolute no knowledge about. They literally want to take away something that help people have a more fulfilling life and be more independent.

[@Donnerwamp]

But... It's logical that needing a wheelchait is more of a gradual thing and not a black and whi- Oh, I just remembered how people work...

[@greenermusings161]

Sadly many people equate wheelchair use with being paralyzed. If I had a dollar for every time someone questioned my wheelchair use, because my legs moved, I'd be a disabled rich woman!

[@lynniewood]

The people that think youre faking it if you can move your legs or walk are so stupid. the majority of wheelchair users are ambulatory, its surface level knowledge that not every wheelchair user is paralyzed. Like, they haven't even done even the basic disabled people 101 research, why do they think they have any right ttopolice who is and isn't disabled? It doesn't help disabled people to harass anyone who doesn't fit their extremely limited and inaccurate idea of disability. The only thing it helps is their ego and savior complex.

[@shinymainespoon]

Never heard that term before, but a friend of mine was similar. Sometimes she could stand and move without issue, sometimes she had someone to lean on while walking, and sometimes a wheelchair was the best option. Just depended on the day and the distance. Does this count as partially ambulatory?

[@gwcode260]

Yes, the Heart Attack Grill is real. You have to sign a waiver before eating because of how incredibly unhealthy it is. I stopped to look at it on my way to Omega Mart in Las Vegas. Double edit: Thanks everyone for reminding me that they make you wear a hospital gown and spank you if you don’t finish your food. They also proudly own and displayed the ashes of a cremated customer.

[@catboy6451]

I'm glad their not in my state

[@rookiechauffeur]

@@catboy6451it’s in Las Vegas

[@robotdeer]

It isn't a chain though, it is just one location in Las Vegas... thankfully

[@rookiechauffeur]

@@robotdeer but with americas manifesting, we can set one in hartford

[@dannyx1377]

You also wear a hospital gown when you go in and if you don't finish your food you get publicly spanked. With consent of course. I remember my sis tried to get our mom publicly spanked because she didn't finish her food but mom showed the waitress that my sis didn't finish her food as well. The waitress laughed at my sis saying "Well that means you're getting spanked as well." My sis tried to verbally threaten the waitress but the waitress stopped her before she could fully commit to it.

[@absol1975]

The look of pure terror on the guy's face when he realized he'd rubbed the chili-seed residue on his EYE was amazing. He knew what hell he was about to experience, and knew there was nothing at all he could do about it.

[@airacummins5076]

Eye rinse at top speed hopefully worked

[@clockworktri]

The gender reveal that started the El Dorato Wildfire is the worst. That fire burned for over 2 months, reached 22,800 acres in size, killed a firefighter, and triggered rock slides and mud floods for the next few years because it destroyed the vegetation holding the mountainsides in place.

[@PanRiddle1]

😳🫠

[@LaNoireDetruit]

Yeah but the FREAKING LIBERALS WHO DON'T ACERTAIN THEIR KID'S GENDER before it is born are the problem

[@rye3752]

I just love how your brain instantly went "gay fanfiction mode" on that skit with the three dudes and the "passing out". idc if you're queer or ally, we just need more guys being like this and not having any issues there, so wholesome

[@rigure]

I think you'd REALLY like his collabs with OT or Jamie where they react to queer (or phobic) memes (making fun of the phobes)

[@asierx7047]

Whether Click is queer or not is the biggest mystery of the century. He has streams where he refers to his group as "the Boyfriends", which doesn't help either.

[@rye3752]

the whole "boyfriends" thing is jokes ^^ OT and he have gf's. but I like how he feels comfortable with queer mindsets.

[@virginiaviola5097]

@@rye3752probably because, like the entirety of the western world, with the exception of Americans, his attitudes reflect the entirety of the western world with the exception of Americans.

[@rye3752]

@@virginiaviola5097 wtf. I'm european and have no idea what you're talking about lol shit is heteronormative af

[@LadyGreensleeves33]

Kids will create relationships with anything 😂 I have two daughters, and I found them during a sleepover having a conversation with the VENT. It was like a ouija board thing, they would write on papers and see if it blew different words or letters - it was the weirdest/creepiest thing. I was...kinda proud, not going to lie.

[@Daelyah]

Kudos for their creativity! I remember my phase of imaginary friends, when I was little; back before my dad bought land next to my grandparents' place (to clear out the trees and establish his own home), the pine tree my sisters and I had a playtime stand in had a random door abandoned right nearby. For the duration it was left there, I used to pretend it was a secret portal to Wonderland (before I fully comprehended the Looking Glass aspect of the stories). And aside from pretending Dracula was my imaginary boyfriend (because I latched onto vampires, at a VERY early age 😅), I also had an imaginary dane/golden retriever hybrid (I forgot her name, sadly) who was my brave, femme variant of Scooby Doo; she had puppies in a random stranger's yard, during one of my trips back to my aunt's on a school bus (when I had to frequently crash at her place during my early years of education). Also had an imaginary bestie named Jenna, but she was perhaps the closest to a "normal person" among the cast of imaginary friends I had made up. I think one of them had a werewolf friend I conjured up for them, but I never "interacted" with that character.

[@mikethegoo]

​@@Daelyahthat's amazing!

[@SartorialDragon]

Genius, the vent ouija 😂

[@honeycomb937]

i'm glad they made an effort to accomodate the vent's communication difficulties 😆

[@eremophila]

15:40 i really love how click is very thoughtful and aware of all kinds of wheelchair users, he makes sure to always mention minorities and that makes me happy, it's small but thought id mention it

[@TuffMelon]

I get the impression that if Hooters was the restaurant embodiment of Lust, then Heart Attack Grill is the embodiment of Gluttony.

[@anirudhrox8839]

well, now I want 5 other restaurants that embody the 5 other deadly sins..

[@Philemaphobia]

Door Dash stands for sloth for sure.

[@KaiLucasZachary]

@@Philemaphobia Door Dash is not a restaurant, smart one

[@Philemaphobia]

@@KaiLucasZachary door dash ghost kitchens- there I fixed it for myself

[@ztheo2280]

@@anirudhrox8839 imagine the restaurant for greed. its cheap but you get garbage food

[@AspiringToFailure]

If Click doesn't sing "I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world" at least once I'll be relieved to not have that earworm haha

[@kman6180]

just that. all I did was read the lines. but now… it’s stuck in my head. thanks lmao

[@idiotmcgee9379]

if he doesn't do "Life in plastic, It's fantastic" at least once too events will occur

[@AspiringToFailure]

​@@kman6180same and I wrote it lmao

[@sebswede9005]

"I'm a UwU girl in a OwO world".

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

⁠@@sebswede9005Your comment translates to “I’m a UwU girl in a Business world”

[@RianLyons]

Tangentially related to the brother/sister relationship: there is a phenomenon called something along the lines of "genetic sexual attraction" where siblings who were not raised together but meet later, usually in adulthood, end up developing a sexual and romantic attraction to one another. Some psychologists have theorized that when people encounter siblings they were not raised with the brain knows that you're supposed to feel love towards them but they weren't raised together so there's no learned boundaries of exactly the TYPE of love they're supposed to feel for the sibling so the wires in the brain get crossed and what should be sibling love becomes the same kind of romantic love one might feel towards a non-related stranger they're just getting to know. It's pretty fascinating.

[@philospher77]

Also, according to the "selfish gene" theory, your siblings/offspring are the best option to have children with if you want the largest number of your genes to pass on to the next generation. There are many many stories out there of siblings or child/parent relationships forming when estranged people meet, because they haven't had time for the incest taboo to be instilled in them. The fascinating flip side of this is the experience in Israeli kibbutzes (sp?), where unrelated children that were raised communally found it difficult to form romantic relationships amongst themselves, because they thought of each other as siblings and that incest taboo overrode other relationships. Humans are fascinating creatures!

[@ccaagg]

@@philospher77 Yes, kibbutzes is right if you want to decline it as an English plural. Otherwise, kibbutzim.

[@philospher77]

@@ccaagg Thanks! That’s the word I was thinking of but unsure of!

[@ccaagg]

@@philospher77 Aw, no problem!

[@Maglev178]

I thought it might be an over-correction of some anti-interspeciation instinct that stops infertile children from being made by making you more attracted to similarities to yourself, I think I've heard something like that. Also maybe some in group bias as well

[@John_Weiss]

18:38 "Florida Man Throws Cheeseburger at Pregnant Woman" from Time magazine's website is the first thing that came up for me.

[@stevedavis5704]

There was couple in India that did a DNA test while preparing to wed. It came back that the boy was a son the mother had put up for adoption years before, but the wedding continued anyway because the girl had been adopted into the family.

[@poseidons_child.]

What

[@Kasiarzynka]

So... parents gave up a son for adoption. Later themselves adopted a daughter. And their biological son and adoptive daughter were getting married?

[@MinTea14]

​@@Kasiarzynkasounds like it

[@tonarinofumi9439]

Happened to my grandparents. Grandpa was adopted out and nobody told him until he already had five kids, even though they knew. Everyone in the family is colourblind. Also, most of us have minor congenital disorders. Thankfully, everyone of my generation has more or less married people of different races. Definitely not making that mistake again. XD

[@diamondseraph9369]

​@@tonarinofumi9439 I mean...if your grandparents were biologically related then it technically didn't happen to them...seeing as how the people OP was talking about weren't related by blood.

[@Stan0431]

26:26 Fun fact: During WW2 Polish army had a pet bear named Wojtek that was helping them with carrying ammunition and was protecting the soldiers at night in exchange for alcohol and cigarettes

[@krankarvolund7771]

I'm not sure it's really wholesome they got an animal addicted to alcohol and cigarettes ^^'

[@jaymer123]

@@krankarvolund7771they didn’t say it was wholesome just a fun fact

[@a-goblin]

i just want to add that he was an orphaned cub. after his 2 years with the army, he was trusted to the edinburgh zoo, where he lived the rest of his life, passing at 21. the average syrian brown bear lifespan is 20-30 years. addictions be damned, he lived a full life.

[@alexw.7097]

Wojtek is such an insane story it is infinitely amusing, (even if he did eat lit cigarettes for fun.)

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

There is a statue of him in Poland. This bear was a hero.

[@KellytheHuman]

That opening is beyond adorable and I never wish for it to go away.

[@lethfuil]

I fully support this statement!!

[@jlessien3826]

My son's reaction:" look at them mom, they are so sweet".

[@KellytheHuman]

@@jlessien3826 That is an adorable reaction.

[@GoatyAGoat]

Omfg. I did the Florida man thing. "Florida man leaves boy on the side of the road, because he thought the boy was gay." 😭💀

[@andytheguitarist472]

A wholesome story from Denmark in a similar style to the disabled ex husband. A couple was married in denmark and the husband ended up with a severe disability. But HE filed for divorce. Basically, he didn't want her to waste her life on him when she could offer so much more to another lucky guy, and she deserved to be happy. There was no question. This was his wish. But story's not over. They did get a divorce, but there was no way in hell the now ex wife would leave it at that. She would be his friend and caretaker. She did actually fall in love again, and got married AND THE NEW HUSBAND HAD HER DISABLED EX MOVE IN AND FITTED THE HOUSE TO HIS NEEDS AS WELL. They where friends of a family member of mine. I strive to become just a fraction of any one of these ppl and I would consider myself a succesfull human.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

I have never fallen in love with three people at the same time before, and not only have I never seen their face, I don't even know their names!

[@scarlettboggs6381]

We need a whole movie on this trio

[@fanafelgminecraft5789]

woooo denmark

[@jlessien3826]

That's incredibly wholesome.

[@Daelyah]

Been identifying as polyamorous for many years, so I can respect that dynamic. And it goes beyond the "ethical slut" half-joke. Emotional bonds for me are needed to have an intimate partner, and so I can understand loving a person, even in change of circumstances and how you love them. And having another person enter the dynamic, who is caring enough to join their lover in support of an old friend/former lover, is to me one of the sweetest things I've ever heard of about human behavior. It teaches a healthier approach to comprehending relationships that go beyond the normal monogamous coupling.

[@UnstableEquilibrium]

The Heart Attack Grill is supposedly satire to make a point, but it leans in so hard that it's arguable it's just making the obesity problem worse. When they actually have on display the ashes of a cremated absurdly overweight person who frequented the restaurant in life, it's hard to tell if they're serious about the "this could be you" message they say they're sending.

[@safirinha5582]

29:30 that guy actually makes really wholesome videos on tiktok with that costume. he goes around in that costume but instead of trying to scare people, like you'd expect him to, he just acts like a puppy and asks random strangers for headpets

[@studioz_ink7929]

When I drove a friend (in a wheelchair due to serious surgery) to the hospital for a checkup, I parked in a wheelchair spot and wheeled her into the hospital. I had a temporary placard. As I walked back to my car and got in an elderly man with a walker shouted at me for using a handicap parking space. It was pretty scary tbh, he cared more that I was using up a space that he wanted to use than the fact that my friend, who was in a lot of pain and would not have been able to get out anywhere else in the crowded space, needed it at the time (probably more urgently than him tbh.) So, yeah.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Its so stuoid, many conditions thatnrequire the use of a wheelchair also make it impossible to drive yourself...

[@dragonqueen1474]

33:24 One of my favorite comics had a couple doing a gender reveal party, only for the twist to be the pregnant partner coming out as non-binary, and I loved it.

[@zen_ccg]

I'm gonna be real, as someone who sweats an insane amount at night (I leave my bed spread open during the day to dry), the adult sized waterproof mattress protectors are a god send for not destroying my mattress!

[@MaidMirawyn]

I have a water resistant one, and I was glad I had it when my kitten decided to help me with my coffee…

[@TheIndigoSystem]

I have one too, my cat had a while of peeing on my bed so waterproof mattress protector and pillows. Plus yeah I sweat a lot

[@ceilinh6004]

They are also good when you have small children that crawl into your bed at night. My youngest did this every single night until he was four, and we got his tonsils and adenoids removed. He had sleep apnea, and it woke him constantly.

[@louloudaki_]

15:25 ambulatory wheelchair users are way more common than people think. a lot of wheelchair users can walk to an extent (not all of them but a lot of them). ambulatory wheelchair users choose the wheelchair for a number of reasons; chronic pain flare-ups are a big one

[@Zadanoire]

*28:52** bro did NOT hesitate lmao*

[@XperimentorEES]

Best part is they all had a good laugh over it XD

[@Zadanoire]

@@XperimentorEES*Yeah not to mention the laughter is the contagious type too!*

[@XperimentorEES]

@@Zadanoire Very much so!

[@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar]

15:41 thank you so much for remembering that not all wheelchair users can't stand up but that was a great skit!

[@waffles3629]

Yep, the idea that "wheelchair=paralyzed" is so prevalent that I couldn't even begin to count the number of times I got accused of faking being paralyzed when I had a boot on one foot and an injured shoulder. Like yes, I can stand on my good leg, what do you want me to do? I can't use crutches or walk, that leaves wheelchairs.

[@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar]

@@waffles3629 exactly! And my mother is capable of using all of her body parts but she's 80 years old and her balance sucks and she needs oxygen so she is the wheelchair when we're out.

[@waffles3629]

@@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar I know it's a typo, but "so she is the wheelchair" made me snicker so hard. 🤣 But yeah, it just made the most sense while I healed. Like I could sit in the front seat and stow the wheelchair behind me, get out, hop one step, pull it out with my good arm, unfold it and sit down. Or if I couldn't find a curb cutout just get close, stand up, move the chair, and sit back down. It was clearly obvious I was injured, but no, I was pretending to be paralyzed, you know, despite standing. Ugh.

[@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar]

@@waffles3629 apparently you are the worst criminal ever. 🤣

[@waffles3629]

@@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar for real 🤣

[@RiveroftheWither]

The short horror comics you mentioned are the comics made by Junji Ito, the specific comic you mentioned is titled "The Hanging Balloons". Please note for anyone curious, Junji Ito is currently hailed as one of the most prolific horror writers and illustrators in history, particularly in regards to body horror. Body horror is a subgenre that makes its home deep in the uncanny valley, often showing extreme disfigurements, mutilation and mutation. All of his works, even the non body horror ones are equal parts disturbing and fascinating. His works also are deeply psychological and touch on topics like compulsion, obsession, existential dread, suicide, psychosis, etc PLEASE DO NOT SEEK OUT JUNJI ITO'S WORK IF YOU'RE NOT IN A GOOD HEAD SPACE. If anything i said sounds like a trigger you have then please please please don't look him up.

[@Arkylie]

Can confirm, Junji Ito is a master of the disturbing -- incredibly creepy and utterly unexpected twists, and ideas that will stick in your head for *days*

[@princeapoopoo5787]

If anything is proof that horror affects people differently is that my s/o loves Ito but has little tolerance for horror 😂

[@arualblues_zero]

I luuuuuv Junji Ito's work! I found Tomie a couple of years ago and I'm slowly working through his other stuff. His art is amazing.

[@nortalian549]

One of Junji Ito’s best known works is the Enigma of Amigara Fault where an earthquake reveals a bunch of human silhouette shapes carved deep into the rock. Several people have found “their hole” a shape that perfectly fits them and are compelled to go into their hole. Those that have find that once they go in, they cannot come back out, only able to go deeper. They are never heard from again. Months later, another earthquake reveals something similar, except the holes are in no way human shaped, just five extremely wavy and narrow points. They look into one, and see something. *CW: Body Horror, Allegory for the result, not a pretty mental image* Well, do you know how metal extrusion works? You force metal though a hole with a specific shape so that the metal has that shape. Yeah, it’s that but.. people.

[@Daelyah]

Seeing a video review of the film adaptation of "Gyo: Tokyo Fish Attack" was my official introduction to Junji Ito, years ago (aside from seeing a former coworker wearing a graphic hoodie that depicted some of his other works). There is an incredible unique shade of existential terror, in Ito's works; in a similar vein to Lovecraft's storytelling, the reader-alongside the poor souls in the stories, doomed to terrible fates-are meant to feel helpless and insignificant. Among all of the hellish nightmare fuel that develops, the encapsulating dread of powerlessness comes with the awareness of being a blip in the grand motions of everything happening.

[@ElisA_Zee]

The "smoking may cause impotence" pack of cigarettes in my country is just a guy laying in bed in a fetal position

[@themyconidwitch]

germany?

[@valentine-exe1094]

Why are they using a picture of me :(

[@annarosen9706]

😂

[@ElisA_Zee]

@@themyconidwitch Czech Republic, actually but maybe Germany as well, dunno

[@themyconidwitch]

@@ElisA_Zee yea it's the same in germany

[@ASharkNamedWaffle]

18:30 I got "Florida man pushes pastor, knocks churchgoers to ground" as first result XD

[@jman12g73]

I remember the start of the pandemic working at Walmart. The fact that there had to be limits on toilet paper was astonishing.

[@FNLNFNLN]

Note: Do not use household paper rolls as toilet paper. Household cleaning paper does not break apart in water like toilet paper, so it's going to clog your drains if you flush too many and something gets stuck somewhere. (This applies to most "flushable wipes" too. They don't actually break down in water, so they can clog your toilet.)

[@target844]

There is one simple way household paper can be used instead of toilet paper. Do not flush it but throw it in a bin that has a lid. If you look at typical toiles in Greece toilet paper is thrown in bins all the time. It is because the sewage pipe system was built in 1930-40 with a lot thinner pipes than are used in most other places and get easy block even with toilet paper.

[@iclynnx]

Plus, some household paper is rough and hurts after a while :')

[@DragonLandlord]

We had to do it a few times in my childhood; both parents worked and we lived miles out of town.

[@rya1701]

actually dont use toilet papers at all. use a bidet

[@iclynnx]

@@rya1701 Not everyone has one, _Trisha_ !!!1! Different standards in different countries, expense, feeling weird, etc etc, jokes aside

[@MattJohno2]

New intro animation just dropped? I friggin love it Also with the 9:50 bit, I always imagined that for each portion of alcohol that someone drinks, it takes off a certain percentage of their maturity, almost like reverting them to a childlike state, which is why they are prone to bullshittery. It kind of makes sense to me that way.

[@LeeKnows_Tissue_Box]

Should I be concerned the fact that literally makes so much sense to me

[@arielruby13]

it acts on the part of your brain that has the impulse control. So that is why people seem to just do any thing that comer to mind, makes rash decisions or talk about thing they wouldnt as sober. Source: i am an alcoholic

[@A_Guy_Named_Jeronimo]

On my birthday, I have two. The first: Florida man got arrested for attacking a McDonald’s employee because for not giving him drinking straw. The second: Florida Man found naked and face down on a 77 year old user driver

[@daniele.h7697]

The funny thing is that doll barely even looked like her. She needs to go to a better you know supplier if they're trying to make a one to one creation of her.

[@mastermarkus5307]

Honestly, it looked like young Miley Cyrus and I don't like that.

[@trashcat4886]

Everything except /sort of/ the coloration was completely wrong. They didn't even have the same body type. Also maybe it was just the picture being bad, but the doll had the proportions of, like, a hentai girl. Genuinely, uh. The part where the doll's chest looked heavy enough to knock her over and the human woman had a normal body type gave me the Big Ick.

[@mewmew8932]

hentai girl is fine@@trashcat4886

[@YellowMageMarsail]

As someone who has a friend that actually looked into it, yes, the Heart Attack Grill is a real place! Their entire gag is that they're TRYING to kill the people who eat there with the food. The worst part? The food actually looks really good.

[@oakenshadow6763]

At least they die happy.

[@YellowMageMarsail]

@@oakenshadow6763 With how the food looks, I don't doubt that.

[@Lukkaboc]

What's really funny is the guy who founded the restaurant was a health/fitness coach but got so frustrated with clients ignoring his advice and lying to him about what they eat, he opened the heart attack grill to prove giant cheese burgers and milkshakes kill people. Ultimate master of satire.

[@seigeengine]

I mean, personally I think their food looks revolting, and I'm fat af.

[@YellowMageMarsail]

@@seigeengine And you are perfectly entitled to that opinion. I think it looks good, but I'm not exactly the Arbiter of Taste. Like what you like, I'm not your mom.

[@rockercaterrorencountered4924]

I've been an ambulatory (able to walk) power wheelchair user since I developed long COVID 3 years ago. I can confirm that "hol' up" reactions to me standing are not uncommon. Some of them are rude but my favorite one was at breakfast at my old college. I had to stand to make a waffle and the guy next to me said "woah, I didn't realize you could stand" with all the confusion of someone who had just witnessed a miracle at the waffle maker at 7am

[@SushiWolfYT]

20:24 I IMMEDIATELY KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING. These containers are used to hold cleaning water and soaps, as well as food. But usually it’s only holding food at the food making table.

[@teazen_tea]

Love the 15:30 explanation!! Its a massive pet peve of mine when people assume all wheel chair users cant walk at all. Its not uncommon for people with weelchairs to be able to stand, walk short distances, ect. It varries for everyone. Just like all mobility aids. Never assume. For the most part someone woudnt use a mobility aid without reason, they're not all that convient to use unless they're needed.

[@SingingSealRiana]

Yeah, many conditions also wary on a day to day basis in how bad they efffect you, one day you might be able to do light gymnastix or yoga, the next more then 5 steps are to much.... Its so weird, that people are so insistent on full paralysis or nothing, when hospitals use wheel chairs all the time for patients after surgery and such..... No a heart surgery did not paralyse their legs, they still should not walk!!!

[@AspiringToFailure]

Two guys walk into a bar. One guy turns to the Barman and says... "at least one of us should have seen that."

[@alicebthegachaweirdo8378]

I thought that said Batman

[@Moon_Savior]

​@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378same

[@themyconidwitch]

@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378 me too..

[@alyssaroxanne9084]

@@alicebthegachaweirdo8378My brain read it as Batman as well! So odd.

[@xxxxx-iu4fw]

Wait I don’t get the joke 😭 help

[@elaexplorer]

32:46 My favorite story like this is a couplw was getting married and decided to get a DNA test turned out his parents were her biological parents but it was ok because he was adopted as well. The parents had been teens when they had her and put her up for adoption because they couldn't take care of her. Years later, after they had been married for awhile and in stable careers they adopted a little boy.

[@s.b.907]

I hope it’s because it is 1 at night but I had to read this three times before I got it. 😂

[@elaexplorer]

@@s.b.907 they found out his adopted parents were her biological parents

[@jessieridgeway8334]

She was always meant to be part of that family 😂.

[@mewmew8932]

God really must've tryharded to get those two in a relationship

[@elsvaughn7959]

"Florida man nicknamed "babycakes" caught naked in a chair outside" What a great birthday headline!

[@jane_s2020]

24:53 this is the moment he realized what he had done

[@cloudysart5340]

In this moment he knew he fvcked up

[@ABaumstumpf]

Its glorious.

[@Victoria-dh9vb]

18:35 "FLORIDA MAN DENIES SYRINGES FOUND INSIDE RECTUM ARE HIS" Oh this is my new favourite way to celebrate a special day.

[@kristianferrari8764]

29:30 I draw weird and horror creatures as a hobby and the thing that scares the most about this kind of creatures is that they move in a way that is not recognisable, thus working on our fear of the unknown. It the same design was made to move like a person or like a dog it would be much less effective because we can recognise that kind of movement and know how to act

[@odin-aries]

29:57 How do i get a horror monster suit??? I want to be a full time cryptid! Just to wander aimlessly through the streets late at night, scarring people shitless, and to become a legendary horror!

[@SingingSealRiana]

Has to be custom made so have fun teaching yourself

[@JoRiver11]

Omg the "one of us" joke is hilarious. I watched that bit twice just to enjoy how hard they were all laughing.

[@DrachenGothik666]

The way it broke the vitiligo guy was so wholesome. He just went with it & totally cracked up. So good!

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

The reason for the hood ornament booby traps might have more to do with people stealing them, rather than sitting on the cars to take selfies. Hood ornaments have always been common objects of theft, even before the era of selfies. They're easy to break off, and you typically have no way of finding the person who did it.

[@PixieoftheWood]

I'd just be worried about accidentally stabbing myself when I'm washing my car or harming any local animals that sleep on my car.

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

@@PixieoftheWood Yeah, that's overkill, and I don't think it's worth accidentally hurting oneself, or sending someone to the hospital for stealing a stupid decoration.

[@PixieoftheWood]

@@FrozEnbyWolf150 I agree. I prefer the ones that just make it go inside the car and disappear out of sight, no knife involved.

[@eDoc2020]

@@PixieoftheWood Most people who own cars like, that probably aren't going to be washing them themselves.

[@theobservermp4402]

The heart attack grill is very real. People have died there and the owner takes that as a source of pride. Also if you don't finish your food they spank you.

[@sylvirgiomanach1491]

I wonder how many people go there with the INTENTION to not finish their food

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

Could I request a spanking after finishing the food?

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

CAPITALISM! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I HATE IT HERE IN THE US OF A!

[@Drogo_my_beloved]

​@@sylvirgiomanach1491I would be one to not finish my food on purpose 👋🏻💥🍑😫💦

[@heheheh89364]

​@@Drogo_my_belovedBRO WHAT☠️☠️☠️

[@japbstudios]

15:50 I recall a thing, I'm not sure where I saw it, but a person went to go check on a family members kid who they were out with, got up from their wheelchair to get on the play area. The kid was alright, but upon retiring to the wheelchairs location, there is a fully able child spinning around in it like it's a toy, and upon being asked to leave, the mother goes, "well you don't need it" they explained to her that they did, but she just wouldn't listen. Eventually they argued to the point where she gave up. But in what world do you see a stuggling person desperate to reach a potentially injured child, and use their medical property as a toy, end think, they dont need it, but your fully able child who's disrespecting it does? Edit: spelling.

[@japbstudios]

20:02 A Florida man tries to impress his girlfriend as he looks for ways to evade the police. P.S. this site has a lot of "gay test" ADs.

[@FrozEnbyWolf150]

Fun fact: The heat in a chili pepper comes from the oil, not the seeds. Capsaicin is oil soluble, after all, which is why drinking milk works better than drinking water to cool the burn. The highest concentration of oil is in the placenta, or structure that holds the seeds, which is why a lot of the oil ends up coating the seeds. If you were to wash the seeds, they would have no heat whatsoever.

[@Katzztar]

I forgot where I saw it but they covered how humans rate fear of certain creatures. they did a survey and found the movie/book creatures that looked less human-like bothered people the most. The less humanoid it was, the more disturbing we found it. Even for creatures like the one from Alien. It's still bipedal and has something that can be identified as a head... even if it's elongated to make it unhuman-like. It's not as disturbing as the creature shown at 29:40. What makes the Alien scarier than just it's initial appearance is it's behavior.

[@krankarvolund7771]

Also, Alien was scary because of the directing and the ambience. When they started showing them in broad daylight like in Prometheus, it's not scary anymore. I don't watch horror movies personally, I've just watched clips, but some clips of Alien made me really squeamish, Prometheus never had that impact ^^'

[@dmgroberts5471]

Something that's standing very, very still is pretty terrifying. In nature, creatures usually only do that when they're about to kill something or think something is about to kill them, either way, some kind of predator is involved. Also, you usually don't notice them at first.

[@krankarvolund7771]

@@dmgroberts5471 Of course, there's also the stick-bugs that stand very still and pose no threat to anyone :p And on the contrary, most predators that are tracking a prey are moving a little, as they try to be the closest possible to their victimes ^^

[@frankbruder3097]

26:03 I don't think at that point in the Ben 10 timeline that their age would be concerning. But Gwen still is Ben's cousin. Although, they've been travelling across the country in a mobile home. Does anyone expect that she never accidentally walked in on him when he wasn't dressed? But also - I haven't watched much of anything beyond the original show, and not even all of that, and it's been a while since; so please inform me if I'm just unaware, but - has anyone in-universe ever called him “Ben 10”?

[@kekumontgomery192]

I mean its also completely possible she has no idea. Its definitely a joke i could see my brothers making regardless of knowing

[@kyleguajardo]

13:09 You know, I kinda respect that his only response to this was just "Oh god." And he didn't seem to mind how excited she was

[@ileee1]

"Naked Florida man breaks into home, tries on woman's clothes, police say" okay that's enough internet for this day

[@wilyriley_]

and in Florida right now, the biggest crime is the wearing women’s clothes!! /hj

[@annarosen9706]

Oh puleaase, pffft Haha. MINE held a woman hostage while trying on baby clothes 😱 I dare anyone to beat THAT lol

[@LexBlueshell]

“Florida man arrested after disrespectfully consuming roommates key lime pie” I’m dying

[@wilyriley_]

“Half-Nude Florida Man Wearing Underwear Marked “Breathalyzer, Blow Here” Arrested for DUI” oh dear lord this is mine

[@strawberry_punch_art]

Florida man arrested for using a fire extinguisher to dry himself off

[@tf9241]

Anne’s animation intros are amazing. I love seeing the progression as you incorporate Mango and the Emotional Support Demon.

[@John_Weiss]

I have a feeling that Anne is on a secret mission to turn Click into a Furry … or at least convince everyone that he is with these successively-more-Furry intro animations. 😉

[@Ellie-jx8jt]

15:30 Yes, i know 2 people Who both can walk but use wheelchairs. Thats because If they use their legs too much they kinda stop working, and its like a 2 minutes in the weelchair for 1 minute walking kinda deal. One of them told me a funny story that one time her wheelchair got akwardly crammed between two things and one lady tried to help her, but then she just stod up and moved her wheelchair out If the way herself. The woman was too stunned to speak.

[@Adrifer42]

18:52 omg I have the same Florida man! The kindness machete is on my birthday 😂

[@R3n_Gam1ng]

4:08 "everyone in mckinney is dead" i shouldnt have laughed as hard as i did at this

[@lordoffate9842]

Don’t worry I am very much alive

[@mewmew8932]

He must have seen it earlier and instead of questioning it he just made a joke

[@sleepingkirby]

4:14 I've seen that clip and I've always wished that weather man was like "And congratulations to McKinney for achieving nuclear fusion. But my condolences for not being able to contain it."

[@einienj3281]

8:12 I think it's wholesome. She never chose to stop loving him, the accident took the person away from her. It's not their fault. It also took their future and his future. Now he is part of the family he wanted to have, but would've never had if she just left him in the carehome. It might sound od to some people, but it's the same with widows. They didn't stop loving the person who died, but it's time to move on at some point. The dead spouse will be a part of the other person.

[@shaylafey]

I get what your saying and we don't know the full situation. But the accident take anyone away from her, he's not dead, he's still alive, he's just disabled. Theres a lot of nuance, in that goverments need to be better at providing services that allow disabled people more independence, as opposed to relying on residential live in facilities or loved ones to be full time caregivers without relife or pay (and thus having to work while also being a caregiver), but the person is still there. Still being apart of the life of someone you claim to love, after they become disabled, isn't wholesome, its the bare minimum.

[@LedaTheotokoglou]

​@@shaylafeyThe post says he suffered a brain injury. I unfortunately don't know how bad that was, but the severity of it could have turned him into a completely different person. Being unable to process things properly, to speak at all, to remember faces, hell, sometimes people's personalities change completely. At that point, isn't it like your loved one has died? Wouldn't you want your partner to move on if something like that had happened?

[@fluffystuff500]

​@@shaylafey If your loved one ends up a completely different person after a brain injury then that person they were when you met them is gone. The brain is a complicated thing and if it's damaged, the affects can be enough to destroy the foundation of a relationship. After all, it's hard to remain in romantic love with a complete stranger. If it wasn't specified as a traumatic brain injury, I'd understand your point. Of course, most of the time, disabilities don't completely erase someone or give anyone an excuse to cut them off. However, this is a circumstance where the dude could have actually changed as a person enough for it to be impossible to maintain what they once had. In that case it is only natural that she would move on with romantic relationships, and it is kind of her to keep in contact with him.

[@shaylafey]

its a gray area, and im not even saying in that case staying together is the best thing, but a change in personality is only one possible outcome and here is clearly not the driving factor why everyone is claiming it to be so wholesome. The disability is. Thats the point. @@LedaTheotokoglou

[@queerbotanicalqueen]

I did the Florida man one and I have multiple Florida man incidents on my b-day! My favorites have to be “Florida man said he smoked THC ‘because Jesus was returning’, cops say” and “Florida man arrested for biting off part of friend’s ear in fight”.

[@krose6451]

The chile pepper in the eye thing had me nodding solemnly. That is the kind of absent minded disaster I'd commit.

[@Aquarios1337.]

Oh, I am super aware of every damn thing my hands touch when handling peppers, and what everything that touches the peppers touch. I will go through three heccin knives if necessary to avoid cross-contamination with other food stuffs.

[@pillowvibes]

I swear his hands immediately started shaking 😭 I felt so bad

[@sarahr8311]

My husband tells the story of a guy in his cooking class who scoffed at wearing gloves to handle hot peppers, then went to the bathroom. The (unfortunately cute and crush-worthy) TA went to see why he was taking so long, and walked in on him washing his bits in the sink and crying.

[@DarcOne13]

The look of "What have I done...?"

[@KaiLucasZachary]

@@Aquarios1337. Won't your food be "cross-contaminated" when you put the peppers in whatever you're cooking? Or do you just cut peppers for fun?

[@Wolfrover]

Two things: 1. The Heart Attack Grill is real. It's basically a restaurant to cater to people breaking their diets. The food is old-fashioned -- the fries are fried in lard and the sodas use real sugar -- and fattening, but not truly dangerous in and of itself. The waitresses in tight nurse uniforms set more hearts racing than the burgers do. 2. That's a real Flash cover, but somebody Photoshopped that hole. It's originally much larger.

[@alexismyers6053]

28:15 I unfortunately know those marks as I have them every morning… they’re from a CPAP machine, a device used for people with sleep apnea… Dude is being roasted on for a medical condition that makes him LITERALLY stop breathing in his sleep…

[@KallsignKarma]

"Florida Man Arrested After Fit Of Rage When Checker’s Ran Out Of Lettuce" is mine LMFAO

[@FerrumAnulum]

That Chilli guy... I love the slow realization of what he did.

[@lexmakesstuff]

Florida man worried about vampires intentionally burns down his house.

[@JasTheSass]

31:15 I actually had to do something like this for school. My sociology teacher wanted us to experiment with social norms and see how people reacted. Of course, we weren’t talking about incest or OF. We were breaking folkways and were teenagers, so we had to get approval so that school rules wouldn’t be broken. My teacher wore the same clothes all week and I carried a doll head around.

[@CheeseTastesGood24]

18:35 “Florida man gets arrested for pooping on an opossum” Wth 😭😭

[@kitsunekaze93]

24:46 having handled carolina reapers before, i wanna scream just seeing that. i dried a bunch and crushed into a powder and its probably gonna last my whole life. just a few flakes in your food is enough where you cannot tell if the food is physically too hot, or if its spicy hot!

[@RobertCampsall]

A strange biological fact: siblings raised apart but who unknowingly meet as adults have a particularly strong sexual attraction. It's thought that their "chemicals" mesh and they don't know why so they interpret it (and feel it) as a strong sexual attraction.

[@eierrudi]

The ESD or Mango cannot be too big. I honestly hope that eventually there'll be a giant version of both of them.

[@rixavie]

The dog is absolutely in on this, they basically accidentally conditioned him to growl to get oets and treats and now he's a metal star

[@nessat6335]

Ok, 24:47 made me scream out loud in terror, and as an avid horror fan I... VERY rarely scream out loud in terror - certainly not at stuff on my computer..... OUCH!!!!!

[@hmnhntr]

Scarier than body horror

[@Cheri_Blast]

25:51 Not only are Ben and Gwen *cousins*, but at that point, are also 15... (I'm pretty sure that's the Recalibrated Omnitrix you can just barely see - if it isn't , they're 16, which tbf isn't much better XD)

[@AlexanderHamiltonTheOG]

24:34 when my mom was in high school, she worked in a factory or restaurant where one day they had to slice up HUNDREDS of those same peppers. They were wearing gloves and everything. Once she was at, like 575 or something, she rubbed her eyes… her gloves were covered in the juice AND seeds… I think she went to the hospital for, like a day. A ton of crazy shit happened to my mom in high school, either her luck was terrible or she was insane. She was stung by a boxcar jellyfish that year, too!

[@VDeku]

Jesus Christ

[@_Blepp]

I did the Florida man thing, and this is what I got. I'm dying it's so sweet! Florida man was reunited with his cat after it had been missing for 14 years. Perry Martin was reunited with his orange tabby cat called Thomas Jr., or he calls T2 for short. He had always assumed that T2 had died in a traffic accident 14 years ago. 😭😭😭💗💗

[@TheBrokeCyberWanderer]

9:23 That little girls face is priceless.

[@dmgroberts5471]

"B...brother?" "Nope, he doesn't have a head either. Look, no head. Also, God is dead, and we killed him."

[@ThatWeirdoJ]

18:40 Florida Man jailed after dispute over hedgehog leads to armed confrontation

[@Aries-ku8uk]

I initially read this as "dispute WITH hedgehog" and I like that so much.

[@hexthegoat]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Click makes a vault of plushies and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.

[@kanelbulle59]

Florida man is doing a lot- my birthday was “Police: Florida man thought he stole opioids, got laxatives instead” 😂

[@pixelschubser2556]

23:31 I remember an clip where it also looked like cars were driving off the bridge over and over and over again but if you looked closer, it was actually just an roof top that gave the illusion of cars driving off a bridge

[@feha92]

I didn't remember any such clips (as I haven't seen any), but the clip _did_ remind me of that tragedy (which outdate me and I only heard/read about) where it was a foggy night (at 1.30 am) and a boat had accidentally crashed into a bridge... causing it to collapse. The boat and its ppl were fine. Physically. Not so much mentally, as they were stuck at the shore below the bridge (for whatever reason, wikipedia mentions ice-sheets), watching, as car after car plummeted down from above. Having been unable to see that the bridge had collapsed thanks to the fog, until when it was too late and their panicked attempts at braking did nothing but add further ambiance to the poor ppl in that boat. They tried to warn one truck they noticed approaching by firing emergency flares, which got him to stop. Only to then see him resume driving and fall straight off. Iirc none of the drivers survived. The mental casualties increased after 15 minutes, when a truck driver managed to spot the issue in time to stop, and barricade his side... And then had to watch another car approach from the other side. Testimony states that he tried signaling the danger by the only way he could think of - blinking his cars headlight furiously - all in vain. And had to see it plummet down. Took an hour for the other side to get barricaded. The end-result was a total of 8 ppl, through 7 cars. You can find more info if you look up "Tjörnbrokatastrofen". It is not one of the biggest tragedies, not even close, but fuck did it stuck with me in my headspace as I imagined the horror of being one of those that accidentally caused it, gimped of all ability to help (beyond calling emergency services. but they had already done that near instantly - albeit through nonstandard means as their radio was obliterated by falling bridge, that ended up essentially requiring a telephone game with other parties). Or that truck driver both narrowly avoiding death (well, for several crewmembers this was something in common, as they apparently had to avoid bridge falling on their head), and then be forced into the same seat as those below.

[@arthurspils2565]

12:12 "And that, kids, is how I met your mother" Florida Man ends standoff for slice of pizza, police say

[@av3stube480]

12:33 I'm genuinely asking here, what even is that? A leg? The torso? An arm??? I don't understand This looks like one of those indecipherable AI generated images

[@PlotMasterX]

I was hoping there would be a response here, I have no idea what it is either 😭😭

[@Tyvibes814]

SAME! HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE!

[@lisedevries6337]

Yes! I've been digging through the comments but I just can't find it..

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

17:55 i- i just saw the banana tapped to the ground...

[@ranting2daMAX]

19:24 (August 13th) Florida man arrested for intentionally running over ducklings playing in a puddle. Two of the 3 Ducklings hit (there were 11 total, plus the mother) died immediately, the last one went to an animal hospital for broken bones. What??????????

[@jo_bro666]

Ohh. That one is just sad 😔

[@elflooffer5196]

The new intro is so cute ! Props to the artist, the references are a nice touch

[@Onikiwi296]

That mouth wash girl will haunt me for my entire life. Every time I use mouthwash now, I'll only be able to see a gray liquid that's supposed to be blue.