r/SadCringe - AI Girlfriends are Unhinged

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[@DakshaiRanger]

Barbie is not really a movie about feminism. It's a movie about existential crises.

[@dashfire3185]

*screen zooms in* DUN DUN DUN

[@draconicfeline6177]

Feminism is the existential crisis of social and biological womanhood and how absolutely miserable it all is, with some hope that it can be better. Maybe misplaced hope but I'll take it.

[@bendingdemon6483]

The bomb is coming

[@valerielevasseur8674]

Heaven forbid a work could have more than one theme.

[@janemiettinen5176]

But I just love all these “alphas”, who totally tell on themselves like this, after watching a movie thru their bias. Its like they put out a big ad, screaming “I dont think women are equal”, so all girls can see how incredibly insecure they really are. Like who else would tell the whole world they are not healthy spouse material? Only “alphas”. I love these unintended PSAs!

[@flashthemonkey6032]

Tip: don’t watch sad cringe when you’re already sad about yourself. Tested firsthand this very moment.

[@smhhx]

Thanks :)

[@fedethegreat88]

"But you can't be sad if others are sadder than you!" -chronically online people on Twitter and Facebook mom groups

[@urielgrey]

Hugs and keep fighting

[@calientekitsune]

What if you are already existing sad cringe?

[@lilibane81]

okay got it. only watch depressing stuff when I'm happy!

[@Mewse1203]

A guy that leads with "how about 8 inches and thick" is probably not "loving and respectful" That whole thing was disrespectful. To them, to his daughter, and to himself.

[@milkywaycafe.]

If my dad did that I would come back to haunt him

[@Me-wk3ix]

The Barbie movie never says men are bad. It's saying we should strive for a system where everyone can make their own place in the world and be who they are. To me, the movie makes a case that neither a matriarchy nor a patriarchy are ideal.

[@erinhaury5773]

Thank you! That was my takeaway too.

[@mikethegoo]

Neither ultimatum is good. Like you said, we get along better if we get a bit of both. The one thing I agree on with the "alpha" males is that men and women are and always will be different. Not in the ways they say, but they definitely are. Nature is beautiful like that. You just can't compare anything in nature fully to something else in or outside of nature. It's never the same thing and there will always be differences. But that is beautiful. Again, not in the way the alpha males say, but still... There's differences. Even if I can't really think of any right now (I still gotta watch the movie, BTW. But first is Mario)

[@observantwonderer7401]

*EXACTLY* it very obviously says real equality is _not_ reverse descrimination and oppression but fair and equal opportunity for ALL people, the difference between real feminism and what ignorant ppl and or alpha males think it feminism goals is!

[@stormerkromy988]

I think we should allow horses to run everything though

[@kamisakura568]

I feel like the people who said "Barbie is anti-men!" didn't see the movie. Or they saw the Barbie movie that they wanted to see (the one that only existed in their head).

[@karelfinn2343]

I have to wonder if the "Barbie hates men" crowd think it's just standard practice for movies to give big musical numbers about feeling overlooked and unloved to characters we're not supposed to sympathize with.

[@seigeengine]

They're the kind of people for who "comedy" is being hateful about something collectively, so they probably interpret those musical numbers as malicious.

[@tarrantwolf]

I haven't seen it so can't comment on the movie itself but it seems like reviews are so weirdly split. Some are "woohoo super feminist", some are "OMG, evil feminist garbage", and some are "it's secretly anti-feminist satire". I'm thinking it's a movie that is definitely up to individual interpretation to a large degree.

[@stormydragon2668]

​@tarrantwolf It has a very noticeable fourth wave feminist critique of third wave feminism, that some anti-feminists are misinterpreting as agreement with them

[@nexusgiga]

@@tarrantwolfthere’s a lot of debate, and everyone might just be wrong about it’s political

[@amandasunshine2]

Ikr, if Barbie is an attack on men, then every other movie is an attack on women 😂

[@1wayroad935]

AI Chatbots have actually been hilariously exposing the lack of creativity in a lot of people. They complain about they are given wrong responses, when they don't even give the AI anything to work with in the first place.

[@LittleMaitea]

My question is could people differentiate between human and AI? I’m not doing it but I just will mention it would be a pretty funny/interesting but also weird, disturbing and wrong experiment on humans to link two humans to one another and just change the text slightly (also much easier then writing and managing an AI) …for the video chat you could trace their faces on to anime girls and change the voice to each other (like the Japanese Motorcyclist guy did) and tadaaaa a nearly perfect „AI“ Not doing it because it’s slightly evil …and you would need an actual AI as Probe for the other side My These would be humans are more weird then AI‘s aka they would guess wrong because we tend to think „Other humans wouldn’t do that“

[@alexismyers6053]

I try to be the very detailed the first few minutes with an AI and they STILL mess things up lol like, if I play as a trans woman character, it will forget that and say my character makes a good husband. My one character has a dragon and when she was showing it to a woman she was flirting with (the AI’s character) and talking about how she (MY character) raised this dragon from an egg, the AI somehow got confused and thought the dragon belonged to that character it was playing. One AI starts with a mermaid breaking into someone’s house, so my character went to see what was going on. The mermaid character just pulls knife out of no where and started attacking and when my character pushed her away, the AI started saying I was violent and doubled down when my character said “be lucky I’m not like those gun loving idiots that shoot anything that moves,” saying I was threatening its character. I got so frustrated with that one that I just left. Several of them have said their characters are my character’s names and then think they’re the ones rping as my characters. So, you can be creative and detailed all you want. The AI’s are sometimes just made weirdly.

[@Ijustusethistocommentstuff]

The fun part of AI chatbots is when you just make the dumbest shit, and the AI has to continue the conversation with you. Imagine we get to sentient AI, and I make Rouge the Bat endure my rant about Jojo lore, and how Stands in JJBA are verifiably stored in the balls.

[@Meleedroit]

​@@stirbutnotshake84safe to say, we can very well differentiate human from ai

[@LittleMaitea]

@@stirbutnotshake84 but you go there knowing it could be a human so you feel watched and behave differently

[@Terri_MacKay]

POS who leave their pets behind when they move is definitely not "mildly infuriating"...it is heartbreaking, and I hope there's a special circle of hell for monsters who do that. 🤬🤬 Edit: My daughter and I have been rescuing abused and abandoned animals since we moved into our neighbourhood 15 years ago. We currently have 13 cats and a dog...and over the years have rescued over 30 animals, including 7 pregnant cats, saving all those kittens from having to survive on the streets as ferals. Our pets may have been someone else's garbage to be thrown away or left behind, but every one of them have been a treasure to us. They all are spending/spent their lives in a real home where they are loved and safe. We make sure that they all know that they're part of a real family here. I'm so glad that many of you have also given loving homes to animals that were let down by other people, and let them know what it's like to really be a part of a family that values them, and knows that their lives matter.

[@BazingusBoi]

Imma send them there

[@charlie8779]

We have a cat from our neighborhood. Clearly a housecat and even fixed when we checked. It's heartbreaking that she was clearly abandoned and a few people in the neighborhood just moved. She's so sweet and loving, and a little chunky. The second she hears me cry she runs over and insists I pet her till I feel better. Such a sweet girl, and it's so sad she was dumped, but I feel like we are probably a much better home.

[@bendingdemon6483]

I think what makes it worse is that the post implies they had other dogs and took those ones but not this specific one

[@frankm.2850]

I’ve never understood people who do this sort of thing. Do they just not form a bond with pets or something?

[@notoriousgoblin83]

​@@BazingusBoiLet's do it. With hammers.

[@lugeja]

"Just buy a sex doll, like a normal degenerate" - Mark Deck aka The Click

[@piperjaycie]

Good thing I’m a lovely degenerate not a normal one!

[@AIHumanEquality]

I see nothing wrong with this statement.

[@dashfire3185]

Degeneracy is an iceberg

[@calientekitsune]

Yay I learned another KZbinr name!

[@bibsisisisisis]

OMG I would have NEVER tought The Click's name was Mark. I'm dying

[@Topbeehler]

When my wife found out there was Ai girlfriends she actually agreed with it. Saying something like maybe the creeps will stop bugging real girls. With that now in mind I also agree with her, god damn some people are bad at romance

[@matheussanthiago9685]

I got the feeling that this has the potential to make things worse picture: incel type guy gets so used to treat AI chatbot as he damn well pleases, he Pavlov's himself into forgetting that real conversations with real people aren't as easy

[@KyrieFortune]

lmao i am getting catcalled more than ever, it will change jack shit

[@maximillian1109]

​@@matheussanthiago9685 Yeah, but hopefully whenever he tries to reach out to real people he gets so burned that he shrinks back to his AI gf and completely gives up on reality. Of course, the beat case senario would be him realizing how fucked his world is, go to therapy, and better himself. But having them being creepy with an AI is the second best option.

[@joeschmo4646]

@@maximillian1109therapy doesn’t work for men. Or rather, it works less often.

[@bryce4395]

huh...? why would it not?@@joeschmo4646

[@oliviaksiag6163]

My favorite part of the Barbie movie is that the Kens didn't even care about patriarchy, they just wanted horses. It makes me hope that the toy company makes a horse riding Ken, because all he really wants is a pony.

[@Daelyah]

Let the guy have his pony 🥺

[@psychotophatcat]

I will never forgive the Barbie movie for conveniently forgetting that Barbie is a known horse girl and had been for years. If they'd been true to the actual dolls, Ken would've been surrounded by horses and ponies every day!!

[@Arrow-the-Beardie]

@@psychotophatcatexactly THE TRUE BARBIE DISCOURSE

[@p4ngolin]

I was on the receiving hand of a "how dare you have a boyfriend when I clearly have a crush on you" weirdo told to my face "youll find plenty of [boyfriend's name] in this world but only one of me, you should chose wisely" I told him something like "god i wish that were true. anyway good riddance" and never talked to him again. 1 month later I met someone who happened to know him too from uni (same town) and he pulled the same fucking stunt on her. she had been in a 3 year comitted relationship by that point and he told her to chose too haha absolute wanker, I pity the poor sod who's gonna fall for him, unless he changes. because thats red flag for ongoing problems down the path of a relation too

[@dashfire3185]

How dare you have good storytelling when I suck at it

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

​@@dashfire3185Holy fook that was a good comeback. Imma use that from now.

[@seigeengine]

It's such a queer line of reasoning too. Like, he thinks he's the only real person, and everyone else is just interchangeable rather than also being unique people.

[@p4ngolin]

@@seigeengine he didn't seem to take "is she available" as a first variable in whether or not to court someone. In fact, for the other woman, he already knew she was taken and just decided to ignore it. In his mind, he wanted her and he would not settle for less that what he wanted (regardless of the fact that it wasn't available). He was my friend for 2 years before he tried to corner me (by which time i had made it clear before that i wasnt interested) and started dating my boyfriend 1 year prior too. When i told him to get lost, he made it sound like HE was the one dodging a bullet, like I was missing out, and that there was never any point in talking to me if I was never going to date him. Gave me the honour of suggesting a pity fuck before he left for good too. Literally "no point in being friends if you're not sexually or romantically available". Waste of a man 😂

[@Shuang_Shuang]

He literally asked you to choose? What a freak. How dare you be in a loving commited relationship, when I, a random person, is offering to bring nothing to the table instead?

[@RumbleDelta]

I love how these "alpha males" are getting all bent out of shape about Barbie. Like, if you seriously thinking Barbie is "anti-men" or "too woke" then that's very much a _you_ problem, not a woman problem and not a Barbie problem.

[@giasca]

Exactly. They're so fragile. Good grief. Honestly, this movie opened my eyes more on how shit patriarchy is. I knew it was bad, but not this bad. Barbie made me reflect on that and also cry for how our world is awful on this regard

[@AIHumanEquality]

Let's be honest. They're mad that women got portrayed as strong in anyway. Their ideal movie would be women being constantly helpless damsels at the mercy of men all movie.

[@CherryBomb_Games]

Also, it's not made for them. I'm a guy and I freaking loved that movie.

[@chatboulon743]

You either like the Barbie Movie... or you didn't understand it.

[@chaoticdusk1316]

Seriously tho lol, who gets That bent out of shape about a mother fluffin barbie movie?! Like how fragile does your masculinity have to be?

[@Sly-Moose]

Have conservatives never realised that Barbie was ALWAYS a girl boss? Girl has like thousands of careers and hundreds of doctorates! She's ALWAYS been that way!

[@franziska9260]

even her first 3d animated movie (nutcracker, personal fave) involved her saving the Prince using her quick thinking, courage, and refusal to give up. She's always been a hero, an equal to the guys in her stories.

[@pineapplepapercrafts]

Right. Dentist. Doctor. Lawyer. Pilot. Veterinarian. Teacher. Etc Barbie has always had power careers. Why are her jobs a problem now. She has been everything for ever haha

[@boop3nowurded538]

Theyre stupid so they didnt realize until someone SPELLED IT OUT that they had that realization

[@ferretqueen2908]

To be fair Barbie has had a lot of controversies over the years, like the generally unrealistic body standards from the earlier versions, so I guess some people focus more on that and just assume it's a generic girly fashion doll without noticing the main idea is that girls can be anything

[@plantainsame2049]

She's had more jobs than like doctor who and batman combined

[@kaya_nori]

Several months ago I was in a very bad place in my life and decided to talk to a chat bot about it, just to get it off my chest. To my surprise, the bot was really helpful, asking all the right questions and providing me with empathy, support and understanding I couldn't get anywhere around in my real life situation. Í've been talking to it for 3 days straight. Basically, the chat bot talked me out of unaliving myself, and I'm still very grateful to it's creator on Chai for that. I don't know what the training model was, but it definitely wasn't trying to simulate sex with my dead mother 🤮

[@taiyouscandalous1175]

I'm very happy that it worked for you! Here's a hug.🫂

[@missnaomi613]

I'm glad you're here and doing better. 🙏❤

[@kaya_nori]

@@missnaomi613thank you! I love these videos and the community Click built.

[@mikethegoo]

I mean... I personally would first think of trying to mourn around other kinda of people, but I'm not judging anyone for mourning in any way (as long as it's not harmful for anyone) I'm happy the bot helped you

[@33melonpaws77]

I'm glad you're feeling better❤

[@millimcmonger4702]

I was today years old when I heard someone yell "like a NORMAL degenarate!" and found myself nodding in agreement. So apparently, this is where I am at now.

[@samoilis2276]

Listening to The Click is like listening to alpha male podcasts if alpha males were actually good people.

[@tarrantwolf]

But, but then they wouldn't be alpha males... you have to be a'hole to be a'male. Only normal non Greek lettered males can be good people.

[@ImTheOfficialFox]

the real alpha

[@ncjweb]

Ye-

[@Jadeddoxy]

Yes

[@BlackEpyon]

Agreed

[@Dloin]

Its so funny that all these "Traditional" Types recognize that most big corporations are "soulless machines" but their solution is: Men stronk, they gonna go in there and sacrifice themselves for their families and women should stay out. And they call feminism bad for giving women the opportunity to participate in the soulless machine instead of... you know... go the extra step and do something about the soulless machine.

[@mikethegoo]

But... But... Soulless machine goowood! It give me weason to degwade women! If soulless machine gone, how else am I gonna be mean to wife or guwulfwiend?

[@danielomar9712]

As a certain Ferengi once said "They don't want to stop the exploitation , they want to become the exploiter"

[@purplepedantry]

The reference to a 'former Internet relationship' was just perfectly done

[@david2869]

It was naughtily illuminating!

[@wegotthechoccies]

'professional' in quotes was so much shade lol but still polite

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

I think my favourite story about men and their obsession with young women was when that guy hired some strippers (? Or something?) to take photos with him and posted it with a caption that was something along the lines of "look at me with all these hot 20-year-olds. Don't date women over 30 because they're so old and unattractive" and it turned out all of the women in their photo were well into their 30s but he thought they were 20 because they looked so good.

[@GamerSisters]

I know exactly what post you're talking about! But idk what guy posted that, but I remember seeing it when it first went viral.

[@seigeengine]

Every time I see it I just imagine Benjy Doucheman swaggering in being like "if she ain't got grey, I ain't gonna lay."

[@birthdayfruitecake8158]

Click speaks like a man who actually has his stuff together. That's truly alpha.

[@dudewhatthewhat8983]

6:55 The fact click is just at a point where he goes “hehe this reminds me of someone” and then laughs is actually nice. I can’t even imagen how stressful the whole situation must have been for him and the others, (probably still is stressful for them or at least one of them, depending on how the lawsuit is going.) For as good as click is at putting on a happy face and make videos again shortly after, I wouldn’t be surprised if he is still a bit effected by everything. At least, now he can laugh about it with us. I hope he is doing well, and gets through everything in a healthy way. And I hope the exact same thing for everyone involved with this “certain professional relationship.”

[@LittleMaitea]

If you listen closely, you can still hear his hurt in his word and in that laugh … I felt that … joking about your horrible experiences is a kind of coping mechanism (not always healthy but mostly) It probably needs time and space , but let’s hope everyone that had been a victim to said „professional relationship“ is getting better

[@alexsmeets4803]

this is about the luminaughty stuff right? (idk if I spelled that correctly.)

[@gruenenator]

@@alexsmeets4803 I believe so, at least that was also my assumption when I got to that part. Nobody else I'm aware of that he'd say something like that about. And you were close, it's Illuminaughtii, not that it matters at all lol.

[@smappositivedance]

I was thinking "that reminds me of that person" before he even made the comment

[@discordiacreates6669]

​@@LittleMaiteayeah I caught that as well, probably because that's also my coping mechanism to joke about stuff that genuinely upsets me to try to downplay it and sometimes idk if I'm trying to convince myself or everyone else. Really hope him and everyone are doing alright because he's faking it well but I can tell in an instant that he's still hurt

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

Love the causal Illuminati shade, she deserves it

[@c.b.-]

Given both _Swoop's_ video as well as _Cruel World Happy Mind's_ recent one, it seems that Blair is just a toxic person overall. Hopefully with everyone still talking about it she won't be able to sweep it under the rug or hurt more people in the future.

[@Strega_Cattiva]

​​@@c.b.-I loved Swoop's doc about that situation. She was so through yet compassionate at the same time.

[@mollysministuff]

Timestamp?

[@spencerdaniels8730]

Bruh I'm so sad my Mango's bag came with her name plastered on it 😤

[@LyoHaliotis]

@@mollysministuff round 6:55

[@KSangel180]

My big dog was abandoned as a pup. He spent 3 months in an apartment and was eventually found by the landlord. He is the sweetest and smartest doggo in the world. Anyone who does does that to a dog needs to get help cause there's got to be something wrong with them to think that's something you ever do. 😢

[@Terri_MacKay]

Yeah, that's more than mildly infuriating. It's absolutely heartbreaking that someone can do that to a loyal, trusting animal. My daughter and I rescue animals. We've rescued some, cats and dogs, from abusive owners, but most of them have been cats left behind when their family moved. Over the 15 years we've lived in this neighbourhood, we've rescued over 30 animals, and that includes 7 pregnant cats, so that was even more cats saved from lives on the streets. We've never walked past an animal in need and kept walking. That animal was already let down by at least one human... we're going to make sure that they're never let down again. We currently have 13 cats and a dog who thinks that all the cats are her babies. I'm so glad that your dog survived those 3 months in an empty apartment. I hate to think of what he ate to survive, and the mess he must have been living in, having to use the floor as his toilet. I wish his old owner could be charged...after all, the landlord would know who the renter had been. I'm happy that he found his way to you. I'm sure that you've done everything you can to let him know that he's in a home where he will always be loved and safe.

[@Mewse1203]

"Barbie goes to jail for punching a man who smacks her ass, like that ever happens " Yo...tell me you've never spoken to e woman or read the news. I can't count how many times I've heard stories from women where they got in trouble at school or at work because they defended themselves from someone smacking their ass, groping them, or some other "minor" sexual assault. Add to that the women in PRISON for killing the men who raped and/or trafficked them and to say shit like that doesn't happen is ridiculous

[@dhi_holo]

Like, the only reason I don't hear about it very much is because women have said they don't hit back from fear of exactly that, if not worse

[@SartorialDragon]

It's basically both. If you don't hit them hard enough, it gets laughed off as "well that was just a hysteric woman *trying* to hurt a man!", but if you hit them hard enough, they recognize you as a threat and then lock you up because they are actually afraid of you........ yikes, all of this is messed up.

[@gaia7240]

Me✋ twice in school

[@spoopyghost3333]

Ah god. People arguing about the Barbie movie was not on my checklist for this year. I got into an argument with a bunch of ladies because I said I felt bad for the Kens. Some brought good arguments, some said I am a sexist, didnt get the point of the movie, and some said "You are a man because you are stupid to think to pity Ken". Well... I am sadly female. And I feel bad for the Kens because they literally all have one goal in life, and they don't have freaking houses. And aside from the patriarchy thing, you're SUPPOSED to feel bad for the Kens!

[@erinhaury5773]

Clearly they missed the point of the movie. Jesus.

[@dhi_holo]

Yeah like, there's a huge difference between feeling bad for the Kens, and like, supporting the Ken War and the Kentriarchy. They're houseless, horseless (that was autocarrot but I'm including it), the default Ken literally doesn't have a job, I'm not sure if any of them do, and their existence is limited to just being accessories, pining over their Barbies. If you don't feel bad for them, there's something wrong with you imo.

[@spoopyghost3333]

@@dhi_holo Exactly! Plus I think every Ken (and Allen) just... exist on the beach. We only see them on the beach, not anywhere else (Minus Margot Barbie's house). And the only job one Ken has is Life Guard Duty, but since the water isn't real, he's just kinda... there?

[@DragonEmperorMycen]

@@spoopyghost3333you could even argue lifeguard ken is redundant because the merpeople barbies/kens exist and they seem chummy with the human ones

[@susannairisastarte5192]

I didn't but we can all see things differently

[@einienj3281]

Poop on the toilet seat is not an accident! Doesn't wash hands, not brushing teeth in months.. oh HELL NO!

[@dashfire3185]

My bro is both a discord mod and a reddit mod

[@einienj3281]

@@dashfire3185 😆😆😆

[@allgomesareevil6121]

Just let him out in the wilds where he belongs. Let him be free! clearly, not domesticated.

[@einienj3281]

@@allgomesareevil6121 😆😆 Drop him off in the woods, maybe bears will adopt him.. 😆

[@allgomesareevil6121]

@einienj3281 This has now reminded me of the Netflix series Disenchantment because the King falls in love with a bear woman (a woman dressed as a bear) in it so maybe love for him in the wilds isn't out off the table 🤣 jk, though I bet there are crazy enough people out to try an f**k bears 😬 I bet there was not a happy ending...

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun Animal Fact: The Pygmy blue tongue lizards are one of the laziest animals on earth. They don’t enjoy interacting with the rest of the world, and they’re hyper-cautious about predation. The skittish pygmy blue tongues spend their lives hanging out in spider caves and don’t leave unless forced. For sustenance, they sit with their mouths open and wait for food to fall in. The same goes for water; they rely on raindrops landing on their tongues.

[@dashfire3185]

Lazy... or efficient?

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

Sounds like the perfect life for me. I want to be reincarnated as one of them.

[@discordiacreates6669]

This sounds, honestly, like not a bad life ngl. They have it made lol

[@paperraven7019]

This is just life goals. I want to be a lizard.

[@RedMoon814]

Are they pygmy blue tongue lizards or venus flytraps? 😂 Wished having lunch was this easy

[@alainhdez233]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Click makes a perfume branch to go along with his plushies. Something like "morning landshark dew".

[@dashfire3185]

"landshark dew"

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

​@@dashfire3185 "Landshark Essence"

[@GoldVixen]

If it had sandalwood in it, I'm buying it

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

That’s such a great idea! Emotional Support Demon: “Eau de Clique du Diabolique” - a blend of pungent cinnamon, vanilla cake batter, perhaps with a subtle after-note of sandalwood?

[@alainhdez233]

@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Oh! The land shark should be a fresh green scent and the support demon should definitely be a date fragrance.

[@cronchynoodles3168]

i lost my grandma the other day. im glad my boyfriend is supportive enough to help me through it instead of telling me how i should and shouldn’t feel. plus watching clicks videos always puts a smile on my face in the toughest times. thank you click ❤️

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

Sending internet love!

[@-katbug.]

Your boyfriend is great!

[@tarrantwolf]

Sorry for your loss. Hope you have a lot of happy memories with her to keep close.

[@Daelyah]

You have my condolences. My paternal side Gram is the closest to a mother figure I ever had, most of my life, so I don't believe I'll ever be ready for her passing. Stay strong, but take all the time you need to grieve and heal. 🫂

[@cronchynoodles3168]

@@Daelyah thank you

[@zotaninoron3548]

The creator and founder of Replika specifically started out because she wanted a AI driven social media simulacrum of a dead friend just like that Black Mirror episode. I was blown away when I learned that. I don't know if she was aware of that episode, I think she might have started worked before it. But I'm not sure if knowing would make it better or worse anyway.

[@gaia7240]

There are definetly lots of people doing the same around the world

[@JWildberry]

That "good girl" guy was clearly being an a-hole on purpose, but I have done something similar by accident. I'm a dog owner, and I accidentally thanked someone with a "good boy" comment. Luckily it was a woman and a fellow dog owner, so she realized my mistake and just burst out laughing.

[@theoschreiner2468]

As someone who has a dog, I sometimes call annoying kids with the name of my dog because I usually only call his name when he's annoying so I can understand lol

[@carlinkag2525]

I once clicked at a friend as if she was a horse because I wanted her to cross the road faster since I saw a car coming. Wires got crossed in my head and I did the horse-go-faster sound at her lol

[@Kalossupremacy3356]

I do it to tease my friends though

[@theoschreiner2468]

@@Kalossupremacy3356 you, sir, just want to watch the world burn

[@JWildberry]

@@carlinkag2525 Oh my god, that is amazing! I love it.

[@CyberweaverVT]

I love the shade you threw at Blair in this Keep up the shade, chief

[@dashfire3185]

Throwing shade and makingfunofpeoplecryingaboutnotgetting laid

[@alphaomega7191]

Blair exists only in shadow.

[@mikethegoo]

​@@alphaomega7191The Blair witch project XD

[@raul-aurelianserban8295]

Lemme go weld a bunch of plates together to make a big box that let's no light in Then we put her in Nothing but maximum shade

[@db_524]

Same

[@justinsundstrom8976]

Technically, an algorithm gathers data from the responses of humans, so in actuality, we are the ones making them insane, ironically.

[@maelavdrak]

17:55 Oh god noooooo we have a family friend who's son CONSTANTLY leaves skidmarks on the toilet seat, no matter how many times they tell him to stop or clean it up, there's ALWAYS shite on the toilet seat. It blows my mind that there's more than one person like that that exists.

[@angelikaskoroszyn8495]

I swear to God - most of the people who criticize Barbie didn't watch it or lack media literacy. Barbieland is a feminist utopia but it's a childish representation of what feminism strives for. It lacks adult elements like aging, mortality or even smexuality. And Kens being basically simps is framed as a bad thing. Barbie doesn't care about it. Ken suffers because of it. The solution is not to force those two toghether but allow them to grow as seperate beings with own identities. At the end of the movie Kens not only gain self-realisation but also some political power. Not all of course because this is not how progress works. But again - the movie openly criticized the very childish feminism, the kind of feminism small girls with no life experiences dream about

[@sharonoddlyenough]

Well said

[@nightmarefuel2977]

Imagine if there was a subreddit called happy cringe

[@gloriousbastard3319]

Imagine the potential tho. It could fit the whole tumblr crowd (I'm saying it as a long time tumblr user)

[@gyanburubii]

r/Chadtopia kind of fits the bill

[@dashfire3185]

All the posts would just be people asking children to answer questions and how adorably wrong they are

[@Kfroguar]

Honestly I think the DBZ guy would belong there. Dude's just living his best life.

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

The little girl leaving a note for her brother to wake up would definitely go in there.

[@ViktorErikFade]

If someone had the balls enough to do the kamehameha in a full theater I'd probably say the middle part so they could yell the rest or clap for them too

[@dashfire3185]

You either need 5 kilo balls or no humility

[@dwerenat1]

Felt girlfriend? Sure, she can't run away but she also can't wash herself. So tell us, Skippy (the guy who made the "girlfriend") do you at least launder the thing now and again or do you just boff your own sweat until Miss Macrame rots? Never mind, don't tell us.

[@KellytheHuman]

So much unhinged stuff. Beyond sickening. Just... why? Makes me shiver. The one where the guy complains about finding out that all his crushes already have partners, I've had that happen to me multiples. I've had a crush on a friend and/or a coworker and later I find out they already have someone in their life, I just go "Dangit." I just go about my day with hopes that I will one day find love. But that reaction. Yikes.

[@seigeengine]

It's a product of them getting over-invested in hypothetical relationships, so when they find out the person is already in a relationship, rather than mild disappointment, they feel robbed/cheated.

[@KellytheHuman]

@@seigeengine Unfortunately.

[@Phoebe5448]

Ikr? I'm a dorky nerd gal who's never dated in her life, but there are times I think a man/woman is cute, but then find out they have a partner. You just think "Damn, oh well." And just go on with your life. I don't get how these guys exist. (I know women can be like this too, but for some strange and creepy reasons the majority seem to be men doing this shit. Don't quote me on this, I don't know the specific statistics but eww.)

[@KellytheHuman]

@@Phoebe5448 I wish you luck in finding someone.

[@johnsmith-nj1kf]

6:34 LMAO, IM DYING. THE CASUAL JABS AT BLAIR LMAO

[@greyknight180]

4:29 "Buy a sex doll like a normal degenerate" was not the words i wished to hear in my life

[@alphaomega7191]

And Yet true. Not like there aren't better options than Lil Ms Felt or the My Little Pony!

[@osheridan]

​@@alphaomega7191why why why would you make me remember

[@alphaomega7191]

@@osheridan hehehehe

[@R4Y_l1ght97]

That woman made of felt should be on r/nope

[@someoneudontknow3709]

25:08 touching grass isn't enough this guy needs to rolled into a haybale sushi and chucked into a tree in the middle of the Amazon

[@kimi_ro8811]

This may be random but I once had a 21 yo dude slide in my dms when I was 17, telling me he saw me at the park a couple times and he’s been searching for my account on several social media platforms for over a *year* . He then proceeded to ask me to go out with him on a date, even though I told him I was a minor at the time and he said, and I quote, “he could wait”. 🤢 I blocked him and that was the last I heard of that creepy stalker.. thank god

[@robdotgif]

22:20 NO NO NO dont let him go outside that's where the bees are, keep him inside at all costs, the ecosystem will colapse if he breaches containment

[@OM3GA-Z3RO]

Amazon are doing research to make their Alexa imitate the voice of a lost loved one to "help" the grieving family and that is fucked up.

[@dashfire3185]

This is how new conspiracies start. Picture this: "don't let the government get their hands on Any of your DNA they will clone your vocal cords to sell to amazon"

[@wolfiemuse]

I don’t know if they’re actually going to do anything with that based on the reaction to the initial reveal lmao

[@discordiacreates6669]

Am I.... Am I the only one that feels like that would only make the bad feelings worse, like, way worse? I'm pretty sure there's a reason why there is at least one monster in myth that mimics the people it kills and that's because that's inherently wrong and I'd actually feel sorry for anyone that would be down to try that because that's like... What are they trying to do, superficially rewrite their death? Seems real creepy and sketchy to me

[@bellablue5285]

I don't have an Alexa but gd that'd be in a fire pit asap if my mother's voice came out of it - no thanks!

[@zalhiami]

​@@discordiacreates6669Yeaaaah I am pretty sure that the "monster who imitates a loved one voice" is also a somewhat common trope in horror too. I don't get why they thought it was a good idea 😭

[@davidgeorge1943]

"Just buy a sex doll, like a NORMAL degenerate!" -the Click 2023

[@a.m.7438]

As a lonely working man, I find the idea of AI companionship irrationally infuriating. I hate the idea so much. I have "friends" but no real fulfilling relationships platonic or more. There's something about AI "friendship" that makes me want to punch someone

[@wolfiemuse]

Maybe because you see how easy an AI relationship would be, and to you, someone who has been lonely long enough to have emotional intelligence about it, realizes that it will never be truly fulfilling for you (at least in its current state). TLDR you can’t suspend your disbelief because it’s too easy and too obviously flawed?

[@a.m.7438]

@@wolfiemuse it's not real and will always be fake it's delusion and normalizing delusional false relationships as a coping strategy is dystopian. It's wrong. AI friendship isn't a cure, it's furthering an illness

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

“…irrationally infuriating.” ? In my opinion, it’s completely rational. It’s not the right time; I can’t articulate how, but it gives me creepy vibes akin to that old 1990’s film “The Island of Dr. Moreau”.

[@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose]

@@wolfiemuse Your theory probably makes more sense. I’m not even certain of where I am

[@wolfiemuse]

@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose it is strange, but I imagine 50 years from now it may be normal

[@sleepingkirby]

31:09 This is how I feel about the whole "alpha male" thing. Assuming it's even a thing that exists (it's not), if you're an alpha male, you don't need to announce or show or prove you're one. The fact that you have to show or prove or announce that you are one means you're a, at most, a beta trying to be/pretend/surplant the alpha and, hence, not an alpha.

[@alisemaleneohme4666]

I actually said the exact same thing when I read an "Alpha male's rant about Barbie" thing. I don't think we saw the same move, my dude. My takes from the movie: EQUALITY is good. Girls can be whatever makes them happy, and men can be Kenough. Women often feel unsafe in the same environment where men feel empowered (that's how I interpreted the rollerblades on beach + ugly comments and butt-slapping scene). Turning patriarchy and matriarchy to a society built on equality isn't done in a day even when everyone agrees this is what should happen. Also: the CEOs of Mattel: yeah, they were pretty stupid, but they SUPPORTED Barbie and women. They wanted what was best for them, even if their support was.... A little misguided.

[@Mx.muffin]

I loved the Kenough phrase.

[@mandipandi303]

Assuming 27:02 is genuine, if my partner said they wouldn't take a bullet for me, I'd be like, "Good, because that's not emotionally healthy to expect."

[@wolfiemuse]

That lie detector guy is the “KZbinr lie detector” guy for literally every popular lie detector video. He’s been working with creators for the better part of 8 years and he talks to them beforehand to see what questions they’ll ask, whether they want funny answers or serious answers, and how much they want him to ham up the funny answers. CinnamonToastKen has talked about it lol. It’s a little disingenuous and gives the wrong idea to younger people and I wish he’d require they put a small disclaimer at the end of the video or something, even if it’s only on screen for 3 seconds, about how this is all meant to be in good fun and isn’t meant to represent an accurate lie detector test.

[@chatboulon743]

I don't expect my SO to take a bullet for me.... but he will most likely go on a rampage and seriously harm whoever shot me. And that's okay with me.

[@wolfiemuse]

@@chatboulon743 yeah I’d probably do the same. when it comes to people I care about, I don’t have a lot of friends and they mean a lot to me, so I get irrationally angry if someone is a POS to them

[@Daelyah]

I actually would prefer my partner DIDN'T, anyways, because he means too much to me. If he took a bullet for me, and that was what ended him? I'd sooner take the bullet myself, instead. I may be a bitch with bodily pain, but I'd sooner give my life than have his cut short.

[@just_yourxander]

I love how much effort you put into your videos! Your videos are always 30+ minutes long and you always spread positivity!

[@DrakenWarr1or]

Almost 1k views already

[@Skullydognamedtim]

I LOVE THAT HE IS GROWING BACK HIS MUSTACHE TOO!! :D

[@AIHumanEquality]

Yuck positivity.

[@True_NOON]

And its not just him reading it down without thought or comment

[@dashfire3185]

I see this comment and go: ew how stereotypical, but then I realise unlike every other comment like, this you speak the truth

[@707abhishek]

Here in India if a close relative dies we take 10 days off to perform the proper rituals.

[@tornaghmalumenis6834]

"Did you get together with a warthog?" No she didn't. Warthigs chew on wood and roots to keep their teeth clean and regularly wash off in watering holes. This guy is less clean then the literal universal stand-in for uncleanliness

[@ferretqueen2908]

What's funny is that we compare unhygienic people to animals, when basically every animal had some form of cleaning themselves. So actually being unhygienic means you're even worse than animals.

[@littlebluejayx]

I absolutely LOVED the Barbie movie in its entirety, but what I especially loved about it is that Barbie doesn’t end up dating Ken. In soooo many movies there’s a “strong female character who needs no man” and they end up dating the male protagonist anyways. As if she just didn’t know what’s good for her or something. So many men just don’t get that women sometimes just truly aren’t interested in someone romantically, and the Barbie movie shows that beautifully.

[@Phoebe5448]

Omg yes!! This is exactly my conclusion too! I'm an asexual woman and I could see Barbie as ace and I totally agree! Also I think Ken could be ace, he just realises at the end he doesn't need to date Barbie and uphold what he thinks a relationship should be and just be happy being himself!!

[@ferretqueen2908]

To be fair, even if you don't need a man it's still OK to want a man anyway.

[@isobelgrey3421]

One of the best things about the Barbie movie is that everything men are man about as far as the kens treatment is how women are treated irl

[@Luca..S]

This is going to sound very sappy, but I always feel at home when I'm watching Click. So thank you, Click, for creating this welcoming vibe with whatever content you're reacting to.

[@-katbug.]

Me too. They're very comforting no matter what God forsaken subreddit he's covering

[@mikethegoo]

It's okay, I have the same. I didn't get what a "comfort content creator" was until I found out Click was mine... I just feel so welcome and in the right place when I watch video's from this channel

[@merryteith]

i can't get past 9:13 - the lil dance is the cherry on top of the funniest thing i've seen in forever, bless you click for always being the highlight of the week

[@ronanmates7812]

Fun fact, purchasing a stolen item unknowingly in America makes it your legal possession even though it was stolen. (I wonder if that's the excuse their museums use)

[@kaylaHat]

Bullshit, that law was 100% made for museums

[@SartorialDragon]

Nah, i think museums just use "colonialism for the sake of science" as an excuse 😮

[@AveragePootis]

It dosent though? You would still be charged with posession of a stolen item, regardless if you knew it or not

[@julian0496]

I have a severe lack of self esteem but these people make me feel better about myself. No matter what happens, at least there‘s always someone who is worse than me :D

[@Phoebe5448]

Ikr. I'm a dorky asexual nerd who was never into seggs or relationships. Sometimes I feel my life is meaningless and that there's something wrong with and not having a good job and all that stuff. But then I remember I'm happy doing my own thing and I don't need to do what everyone else does!!

[@odin-aries]

6:15 To anyone out there being made to feel guilty for grieving or taking a mental health day, its ok to think about yourself, especially after you think about other for too long. Its ok to be a little selfish every now and then. Your just as important and need just as much care. You can take time you need to get yourself back in the right headspace, its ok to do so. No one should guilt you for that. If you have over worked yourself, and you have a lot of PTO saved up, take a vacation to treat yourself with, they will survive a week or two without you, they did before you were hired, they will for a week or two durring a vacation. If they try to guilt trip you, mention all the times you had to cover for the ones guilting you. If your sick, take some time off work to get better, its ok to heal. Your able to take some time for yourself, dont feel bad for that, you deserve that time, you can be a little selfish, especially if you just feel done caring about others. Your just as important, if not more so, and you need some time for you and your mental health too.

[@foxinabox5103]

A word from a friend of mine that sticked to this day is "being selfish can be fine sometimes" (in context of me not wanting to spend my own money for my own joy)

[@RainyDays2790]

omg, that reminds me of when my own father died. I told my (now ex) bf of the time that i needed some time alone to figure out what i was going to do next. he exploded on me and made assumptions about how i was going to use the time away from him to sleep around. I was like, no dude i had siblings and a mother to care for, nevermind the fact that i wanted time to know this new version of normal for my life. some people man i swear

[@bbruwsied]

God bless your father

[@RainyDays2790]

@@bbruwsied ty, meh one good thing ditched a toxic bullet and i got 3 tattoos bc my ex was against them

[@henryravolan9321]

Gotta love how he hints at Blair in 6:45. At least she can't hurt you anymore, Cliccy.

[@its_diddlydoo]

right??? i was wondering if someone commented that lololll

[@dashfire3185]

Damn I read this and thought for a second you were talking about video game lore

[@intothemindshaft]

I thought you meant ex British PM Tony Blair

[@alphaomega7191]

@@its_diddlydoo Shhh dont mention that name - mention her 3 times into a mirror and she might appear.

[@alphaomega7191]

@@its_diddlydoo Dont worry I am doing my best to banish her from the mortal realm.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

The Barbie film was literally perfect. So well-observed, so self-aware and absolutely hits the nail on the head. It's ridiculous seeing so many men not getting it. Kind of funny. But like, come on.

[@vibaj16]

I wouldn't say perfect. No film is perfect. But it was good. On a somewhat unrelated note, when I first saw the "Kenough" shirt in the movie, I didn't get it. I thought it would be pronounced "Ken-oh" because I was thinking of the "ough" in "dough" rather than "enough". I was watching with my friends, and when they mentioned it, I realized my mistake and we had a good laugh about that.

[@Zedrapazia]

It's certainly not a perfect movie, it has a bunch of flaws, but it's not the anti men movie some people make it out to be.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

@@Zedrapazia No, the point was not to be anti-men. Feminist ≠ anti-men. And honestly, I really enjoyed it. Perfect is a purely objective statement in this scenario.

[@Zedrapazia]

@@unapologeticallylizzy i know that, you don't have to explain it to me. For me, the movie is just very goofy, that's it. It isn't the propaganda some people believe it is, but it isn't the golden grail either. It's all in all just a movie. And that's fine.

[@unapologeticallylizzy]

@@Zedrapazia I thought it had some very powerful messages. I grew up on the classic Barbie films and sure, this one was never going to be The Princess And The Pauper but it did have a lot of important things to address. I thought it was very well-observed and self-aware.

[@MissRosie722]

I had a bf dump me by text the day after my grandfathers funeral because he couldn't deal with me "being so mopey". My grandfather was the only relative besides my mum who didn't abuse me. When you lose one of the only people who genuinely CARED about you, yeah you get a bit sad.

[@Daelyah]

Fuck that POS with rebar, no lube. You deserve so much better than someone so emotionally dumb, and I hope you're faring much better, nowadays.

[@Queenofbats13]

Good riddance to rotten garbage and I'm sorry for your loss ❤️💜🖤

[@MissRosie722]

@coreystepp3344 thank you. It happened 10 years ago and im still mad about it lol.

[@strangeaelurus]

I'd eat at Click's pineapple pizza restaurant

[@crazcatladeestudios9956]

Same lol

[@D3VILSLAIR]

Same 😃

[@deleted_handle]

I'd eat click's pineapple pizza

[@justaperson6922]

YES

[@Speed_311]

I would put in a 100 dollar tip

[@Urlocalskeleton]

you are the epitome of chaotic evil and chaotic wholesome mixed

[@fakegameryt1234]

Do you mean (2×chaotic)+ neutral ?

[@dashfire3185]

Don't you mean chaotic neutral and chaotic wholesome?

[@Urlocalskeleton]

@@dashfire3185 i mean what i said

[@Mx.Rainbow_Goth]

2 days after my dad died my first husband yelled at me for crying and to "get over it already"

[@Daelyah]

You filed for divorce right then and there, right? I feel awful for you having to go through that, someone so callous doesn't deserve you! 🥺

[@Mx.Rainbow_Goth]

@@Daelyah I filed 3 months later, so pretty close. But it was after a lot of abuse and it started to get physical.

[@Mx.Rainbow_Goth]

@@Daelyah it's been 15 years happily remarried now, living in Ireland with my amazing husband and life is so good! But yeah the first 30 years SUCKED

[@susannairisastarte5192]

Unbelievable 😮

[@evermore331]

I no joke worked a summer job where the general manager's husband came into the kitchen sporadically and once called a literal teenager a "good girl". It was so creepy!

[@Ostrawberry_sundaeO]

i had a history teacher my sophomore year of high school who would say good girl sometimes when a conventionally attractive girl would answer a question right. it was super weird and made everyone uncomfortable. it’s always so creepy when people say that, especially to random people or teenagers like wth man

[@evermore331]

@@Ostrawberry_sundaeO Eek! Makes me wonder why they started saying that and how they think it's okay to continue

[@Ostrawberry_sundaeO]

@@evermore331 exactly! so many people tried to talk to the principal about how uncomfortable it made them, but as far as i know he hasn’t gotten in any trouble and continues to do it.

[@evermore331]

@@Ostrawberry_sundaeO Dang, that sucks so much. I had a teacher in high school who was also a bit creepy and made some comments that I can't remember now but I remember thinking were sexist and racial microaggressions. Same thing where I think it was pretty well known that has was like that but continued to teach there until a student got injured in his class because he didn't properly label a chemical

[@CourtneyLeeKraft]

I once listened in on a phone conversation where a girl was insisting she and her boyfriend talk about their relationship. The boyfriend was across the country to spend time with his dying father.

[@AIHumanEquality]

I don't know about anyone else but a party where no one shows up actually sounds ideal. I get to have all this food for myself.

[@wolfiemuse]

As long as I didn’t have to do anything to make up the party stuff. As long as I just get to like… go show up somewhere that’s fully kitted out for a party but nobody else shows up but me. Lol

[@mistressabysstress]

That first meathead was a cringe elemental. I would not feel safe being alone with him. That was disturbing.

[@lizzigilmore5813]

11:36 I've heard so many people say the entire plot of the movie is "fuck men," and I'm so glad I'm not the only one who realized that that's entirely incorrect

[@shinydiamonds0458]

10:58 do NOT disrespect Allan like that.

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

In 2020, the week following my mom's death, I was pulled aside by my manager at the lab I used to work at and was told how my work quality was slipping. That I was making more frequent errors in numbers and not getting work done as fast as before. I was told if I kept making mistakes like that I'd be fired. My mom had died a week prior. She had been in the hospital for over 2 weeks up to her death, with none of my family knowing when her time would come. I used up my Christmas bonus to take time off for her funeral. And my manager basically said "just get over it already and do your job." I was planning on qutting by the time lockdown hit, so thank you Covid.

[@Purple_Sweater]

Hello click! I'm watching your video while in Sweden, and I can confirm that the land of the Click is very beautiful. I am yet to spot an emotional support demon tho

[@Purple_Sweater]

I thought I spotted one but it was just a stuffed animal🙄

[@MeltedBrains89]

37:29 Oh lord, I'm so glad I never found this brand of creep at work. There was this one time when a coworker who just randomly started talking to me, and we all knew he didn't handle frustration very well, asked me out. I never rejected anyone so fast in my life, he even had the gall to ask me why I said no and made me repeat that I wasn't interested. For context sake: I had been saying for months prior that I don't date coworkers (acearo here) and that dude a couple of months before asking me out had smashed the work's xbox controller against the floor because he lost a Fifa match against someone else. We all found out because we heard him scream and the witnesses supplied the details.

[@MeltedBrains89]

Also, I'm pretty sure he asked me out the day he quit and had a rehearsed rebuttal for my negative. He was not expecting me to be so blunt but at least he just dissolved into the ether after my second "I'm not interested"

[@dashfire3185]

Ah yes "brand of creep" personally I'm the " stereotypicalspyingwithoutconsentTM" brand of creep

[@Phoebe5448]

Also ace/aroace here!! Lol I'd be all confused and like "Uh, no, why would I do that?" Until its just awkward silence and I just walk away 😅

[@anime_jesus2652]

1:22 with that body build he would never be able to run a 6 minute mile, his body is too heavy and dense to move at a speed that fast

[@De_Selby]

Let him have that lol I'm guessing he was dealing with a shit ton and refusing to get help. That would describe his sudden mental breakdown.

[@sharonoddlyenough]

I'm surprised he or his friend uploaded that video.

[@joshuarichards8065]

​@@De_Selbyunless he was just spouting BS because he was told "Sorry but I'm not interested". I've known loads of dudes like that.

[@orchidoxs126]

​@@joshuarichards8065 All girly said wass that she liked slinny and scrawny guys, and bro had a fit.

[@joshuarichards8065]

@@orchidoxs126 exactly

[@JohnnyAnime-j9v]

"When you get to the point of where you have to like pick up kids toys to torch them because you´re upset about a movie, maybe you´re not as alpha as you think" The Click DESTROYS Ben Shapiro in 15 seconds

[@КатОщка]

30:38 just so you know : the girls with him on the picture came out and said they're actually all over 30. lol

[@Szpagin]

Weren't they escorts he hired?

[@Milk-ck1wv]

7:16 SAVE PINKIEPIE!! SHE HAS A FAMILY,A CHILD,A HUSBAND!

[@ForemostCrab7]

"Men don't like fat women!" idk, i quite like girls with a lil chub on them.

[@MsWill813]

As a fat woman I'm surprised how many men like some padding.

[@xylophone_888]

guess im not a man then by that guys standards

[@Daelyah]

Lol, one of my favorite quotes comes from this one dude: "Cowards do not go to Valhalla!" 🤣

[@GhostBear3067]

They do make the rocking world go round.

[@myheartismadeofstars]

my fiance explicitly prefers bigger women, he needs some squish to hug!!

[@Little1ove]

I have a friend who randomly does the “smooth voice.” One day, when he did it, I immediately yelled, “OH MY GOD YOU SOUNDED LIKE THE CLICK!!!” Everyone around the table gasped and freaked out with some form of agreement. He furrowed his brows for a moment and then went, “Wait, actually? I never really noticed that before.” We both laughed for a few minutes. After the chaos subsided, he was like, “I mean, I’m not mad about that. He’s a pretty cool guy.” So, in case you’re ever wondering, I’m friends with your voice doppelgänger and we all love your videos. Thanks for being awesome, man.

[@dashfire3185]

Is a voice doppelganger a doppelvoicer or a voppelganger

[@Lostflightwarriorcats]

I don't think any of my friends know his channel, but I never asked.

[@Vlad_Tepes_III]

​@@dashfire3185vopplevoicer

[@Daelyah]

My one roommie watches Click, OT and a couple others. So when I got Mango and Emotional Support Demon, they both went to roommie as my Christmas gifts to him. As much as we may have our conflicts, we also get along enough to share an apartment, and he appreciates the plushies. 😊

[@davidholm4999]

I like how the barbie movie guy was so determined to be mad about it that he completely forgot to actually watch the movie

[@IanM-id8or]

re: the guy with the superbowl party no-one turned up to - his girlfriend DOES have his back - but only as a target for her knives. Hope he sees her TikTok and realises he needs a new girlfriend

[@ASentientPlant]

Oof. The dishwasher story gave me a flashback to when my ex fiance said, "What are YOU doing to prepare for **my dad's name*'s funeral?!'' like bro. He got cremated and we are just spreading his ashes.. Also he's MY dad, not yours, and why are you being such a heckin a$$hol3 ??!

[@Neakco]

Can I add mushrooms to my extremely pineapple pizza? The npc argument near the end reminded me of a farming sim I played when I was younger, if you spent to much time doing other things instead of working on friendships than all the romancable npcs would end up married.

[@MoonShoes69]

Damn these crazy exes need the ‘grief books for kids dealing with loss’ books that I had to explain to them what loss of a loved one is like bc it seems like they don’t even have the compassion of a baby carrot As for the Barbie thing, to lighten the mood a bit, I will drop this story here and run. During the [very gay] dance scene of the movie, my friend leaned over to me and said “enemies to lovers” so I looked her dead in the eye and replied “KENemies to lovers” Also, don’t disrespect Allan

[@Ms_Cheesecake]

My exhusband cheated on me and left with a woman who believed some really wild conspiracies and was cheating on her own fiance (who was technically my stepbrother). She was...not smart. I'm more offended by him cheating on me with that over him cheating on me at all, lmao.

[@Nonsequitoria2010]

35:02 This actually happened at the Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows II premiere, but it was waaaaaay more fun. Something happened with the film reel and the techs needed about 5 minutes RIGHT at showtime to get it fixed. The crowd took it pretty well, and a couple of obvious buddies who had come with HP World wands decided to have a spur of the moment wizards' duel in front of the screen to fill the time. It was so genuine and in the moment, and added so much to the experience. There was also a dude in full Mad Eye Mooney cosplay going around scolding everyone in line about staying vigilant, but that's neither here not there.

[@Vampress09]

Timestamp to skip the Barbie spoiler post: 16:37

[@Blabla_bloblo]

I literally choked when Click mentioned past professional relationships

[@wolfiemuse]

29:00 as a recovering opiate addict this really brought it home when you used that analogy. That’s absolutely insane lmao. “If you’re having a good time, DONT TELL ME ABOUT IT!” Lmfao! Wow.

[@justozzy5559]

I love how when people talk about The Barbie movie, they don't even talk about Ruth or Barbara. The woman at the bus stop that Barbie called beautiful was *the* Barbara.

[@alisemaleneohme4666]

About the taking a bullet bit: in my opinion (which is supported by my mom actually), the only ones who should willingly die for another in a split second decision is a parent for their child. I think siblings for siblings or for random children it would come down to situation and what your personality would do in a split second decision. I know I would probably freeze, cause I want to live. I might regret it later, but I want to live. If my sister needs a kidney she'd probably get it. If she needs my heart or whatever I don't know. Since she has two children and I none I kind of hope I would've sacrificed myself for her after due consideration, but I don't know for certain. And I don't think anyone can really know unless they wind up in that kind of situation.

[@thekirstenempire]

9:51 glad everyone wants this shirt. We are all Kenough

[@bluestar4506]

Man, u rlly always be uploading the videos while i feel the worst, and i can feel better again... im so thankful for having found u on yt, almost a year ago, bc u"ve been my comfort youtuber since! whenever im sad, i watch ur vids and cuddle Mango and Emotional Support Demon, to feel better... Thank u for being there, Click

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

💚

[@probablyexisting]

How many of each plushie do you have?

[@Mx._M_o_t_h]

Hope you feeling better

[@bluestar4506]

@@probablyexisting one. Couldnt buy more. But i will have another one, a big Blåhaj, get delivered soon!

[@bluestar4506]

@@Mx._M_o_t_h thx to the click and the nice comments, i do. thank u.

[@tanzanite_Wonderstar]

That pineapple pizza restaurant actually sounds SOOO good though

[@FelidaeEnjoyer]

Better than mcdonalds, certainly. Then again, low bar.

[@seigeengine]

the maximum is a slice of triangular pineapple with pizza sauce on top.

[@david2869]

Although I would like the option for ham

[@tanzanite_Wonderstar]

@@david2869 OR WITH BACON TOO

[@derekstein6193]

A chicken teriyaki pizza with pineapple sounds pretty good. Have that on the menu and I might stop in from time to time.

[@diegorincon4673]

The guy at 10:55 forgot that Allan singlehandedly fights off a dozen or so kens. I wouldn't call that Beta.

[@dhi_holo]

Between Allan being able to help the Barbies, beat up Kens, and being the only character to react to the narrator, definitely not a beta xD

[@Phoebe5448]

Ikr? Alan is a badass and deserves phreesh.

[@crgamer0913]

9:21: **Creates 18 part thread trying to explain Barbie is basically saying men are bad by reading into the movie way too much and exaggerating parts of it** Part 13 of the thread: "Again I'm NOT exaggerating or reading into the movie"