r/HolUp - Twitter Dating Advice...

[@emma-janeadamson4099]

If you're pregnant with twins, you have three hearts, and that makes you an octopus.

[@bene5431]

But you would have only 6 legs

[@clintonanderson7436]

@@bene5431 octopi have legs?

[@matthewuzulis5016]

@@clintonanderson7436 True tentacles, but then that takes things down a dark path.... enjoy.

[@nathanthom8176]

@@clintonanderson7436 recent studies have classified the Octopus' tentacles as arms or legs based on the function. The front 6 tentacles are now considered arms as they are all used for grasping, the rear two tentacles are not used in this way and are only ever used for propulsion; if we wanted use the term appendages instead then a woman with twins would have four too many.

[@zenitsuagatsuma7337]

I'm waiting for the day a woman uses this to tell their SO they're pregnant if they have twins

[@naturalthemelodious]

Click, I've been meaning to say this but, as someone who is clinically depressed, you making comments about smelling good have had a really positive effect on me! It's a good reminder like, "Hey, you should take a shower. It would make you feel better" Thanks, man

[@Tinythegoblin]

That is really wholesome. You smell nice today!

[@TheClick]

I hope you do what you want to get done today, even if it's just something small or just for fun. We believe in you

[@universal_stupidity]

@@TheClick this genuinely made me smile, I'm gonna go do something to make me feel better now

[@virginiest-pierredumont592]

Hey buddy, :) I might have a trick for you. You can imagine you need to take care of a stubborn tamagotchi-like pet who would need to be fed, cleaned and send to sleep. You can set your routine to match how you would care for your neopet. Sometimes it’s easier to do things when they feel like responsibilities towards others instead of towards yourself. Take care, things get better :)

[@canteventhough]

I try really hard to smell nice and to keep clean and my roommate was being very verbally abusive about my smell. It made me really self conscious about how my health affected my smell, and nice smells started to warp into gross smells. When I hear you tell me I smell good, it's a really great, happy reinforcement of people telling me I smelled okay. And it's helped with fixing my nose.

[@annameyl]

Dyslexia = difficulty relating sounds and letters and reading Dysarthria = difficulty speaking Aibohpobia = fear of both way spelling words terdekaphobia = fear of 13 Betaphobia = the fear of the letter B Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia = fear of long words The naming people are dlcks Also there is going to be a day where someone with Onomatophobia is going to be extremely unlucky

[@blurryeyedaether]

i thought the fear of 13 was called triskaidekaphobia

[@annameyl]

@@blurryeyedaether that's what it said when I looked it up at the time But it's been like 6 months now, so I have no clue if I'm right anymore

[@tearenn3046]

"The naming people are dicks" I disagree. If you find the name randomly and get a reaction from it, you can self diagnose

[@w1nter4ever]

@@tearenn3046 Some of them are humorus fears, so they are not official, but its still kinda wierd that people make them have such names.

[@Earbrass1]

You forgot the fear of giants - Fee-fi-phobia.

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Pacific white-sided dolphins can swim up to 25 miles per hour and can jump 20 feet out of the water.

[@mcbuttstuff]

What animal will we learn about next? Toon in next time to Clicker ball Z

[@grell5108]

Absolutely arbitrary to my ass since I can only understand the metric system but thank you nonetheless

[@anyasingh2975]

@@grell5108 I did the conversions and I think it would be about 40 kph and 6.1 meters~

[@grell5108]

@@anyasingh2975 ah, thank you

[@Super_Panda_BS]

@@grell5108 I usually do include both units of measurement, but I was feeling lazy

[@arkron81]

On the "redhead + blond = black hair" thing... I'm 90% convinced that Violet's hair is actually dyed black considering her 'emo-ish' personality in the beginning of the first movie.

[@MirrimBlackfox]

Or she is adopted and they just haven't told her yet. (It looks like her eyebrows are also dark so...)

[@lindsayschuster302]

Genetics can skip generations

[@yukichan177]

hair color can be passed from grandparents too XD

[@arkron81]

And that's why when we do paternity test we take the grandparents' DNA, not the father's. :)

[@yosefzanerva806]

@@MirrimBlackfox Actually, there is a deleted scene from The Incredibles that at one point shows an empty crib and there's a baby crying in the background. Violet materializes a second later.

[@saintsomnia8030]

Even if you don’t speak Swedish, she so clearly says “red flag” and you’d think that would make him pause but it completely flies over his head. It’s art in motion

[@DG_Toti]

Maybe he didn’t understand because guys like this have a habit of not really paying attention to anything that isn’t them idk

[@TheOfficialPSI]

I subconsciously look for commonly used or similar sounding words with any language that English shares origins with, and I missed both times she said "red flag" myself. I did catch going on the boulevard asking for compliments though, that's the part I figured would've tipped him off if he were paying attention.

[@tomlxyz]

Ignoring him not paying attention many words sound like something but don't mean it

[@IKnowEverythingandKnowNothing]

@zynchoru1795 that’s why they said like this aka the interviewers

[@dwanpol-lovesdonuts]

Just from the fact that she said "boulevard" was a warning that she was probably talking about the fool with the microphone.

[@thenosieyartist6924]

I love how its "red flag dude shows of muscles asking for compliments" "...idk what she said probably said she wants a piece of this *shows off abs*" ...i love that woman

[@dmgroberts5471]

And he was probably too narcissistic to check what she actually said. Yeah, man, all women are talking about you, all the time.

[@JakeTheBeastDelta]

If you think that aibohphobia is bad. There's also hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, the fear of long words. What makes it even worse is that sesquipedalophobia is the only part of it that describes the actual fear so they added the rest just to mess with people.

[@jonmendelson1104]

They're joke terms that aren't really used. The APA doesn't recognize the phobia, and if someone had it they'd just say fear of long words. The legitimate term that's really bad to me is the word lisp.

[@stoneofelements]

When Click brought up Aibohphobia, I was certain there would be at least one comment about the phobia of long words... I am a terrible speller with a slight speech impendiment (sometimes slurrs, some times stutters, sometimes can't pronounce parts of words, and sometimes experience a mix of these, making my "normal" speech happen between 45-60% of all my talking), so I dont like long words.... long words dont like me either.

[@MacTechG4]

Antideiaphobia; the fear that somewhere, somehow, a *DUCK* is *WATCHING YOU!* Luposlipophobia; the fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table, while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor…

[@kingsley.]

@@MacTechG4 nah that aint a real phobia right

[@widdershins3785]

@@MacTechG4 Man, that Joke really took it to a Far Side! *Laughs in Click*

[@Jo-er6tw]

As a Swedish person I must say I expected her to not be able to speak Swedish and say smthn in gibberish to be the hold up moment but this…this is so much better. I replayed that moment so many times. Its glorious, it’s enough to bring a tear to my eye 😭

[@seigeengine]

I mean, people who can't speak a language trying to fake it generally doesn't sound right.

[@situpeutparlemoi]

Lmao, I love the Swedish gal who completely read that influencer wanna be and he played straight into what she was saying. Beautiful.

[@rubythacker]

what did they say? i dont know nearly enough swedish

[@CatLeone2003]

@@rubythacker Click explained it.

[@rubythacker]

@@CatLeone2003 i was looking for a more direct translation than a rough summary of it,

[@KittyKatalina]

@@rubythacker He pretty much translated everything. "Okay, girls, this here is a real red flag, when a guy goes around the boulevard and asks girls to give him compliments. Then when she looks, he'll probably pull up his shirt and try to flex his muscles. This here is the biggest red flag ever." Really, the only part he left out was that she repeated how it's a massive red flag.

[@yin-sin]

I thought she roasted him and was sorta right

[@drolnogardgames4335]

"We lost 19 of our best guys" I was ***not*** prepared for that

[@philipplevi2077]

At first I thought that he was taking about his company but then I remembered him...

[@ayaanrathore]

He said the right when I saw this comment...

[@endernightblade1958]

it legitimately took me a minute to figure it out. and then…

[@osheridan]

​@@endernightblade1958 this is the fourth time I've watched this video and I just got it lol

[@leoallison6807]

@@osheridan pretty sure you dont need to watch the whole vid just to see that part again, just go back :D this is a joke

[@yphre]

I love that at some point the phrase "You smell amazing" just became a mandatory part of the intro for no reason

[@daviscalledfred]

Has anybody else noticed how the click just swings his mic around when really talking about something passionately. Just keep an eye on it, it can sometimes be funnier that the random stuff reddit throws at him

[@Tinythegoblin]

Oh my god I just saw that I love it

[@daviscalledfred]

@@Tinythegoblin definately makes great content

[@_hellojarofdirt]

I have been cackling the whole video because of this comment and paying more attention to his microphone. 😂😂

[@luvondarox]

I read that while watching him go to town bringing the mic with him.

[@johvileeck4231]

Keep at it, Click. Please! So much fun to watch, knowing you are also enjoying the moment. 😀 ❤

[@randomstuff-qu7sh]

Someone mistook me for their Uber driver once. They were throwing a tantrum, demanding I let them in, standing in front of the car to keep me from leaving...then I saw them check their phone, look embarrassed, and they run off to another car that looked nothing like mine.

[@mangaanimefan3089]

And didn't even apologize? What a jerk!

[@itsyapeepkiri]

@@mangaanimefan3089 No kidding...

[@sebastianb.3978]

You're a stronger person than me. I would be doing time for vehicular manslaughter...

[@YeahButCanISniffUrPantsFist]

I actually wntered the wrong car today thinking that was my ride. But to be fair, the car was the same colour and had the plates had the same ending

[@lisanw2147]

24:30 the best part about that joke is that for some People the joke dies with the first punchline, but by the third punchline it resurrects itself.

[@CygnusDoesThings]

im using this at my next Easter gathering

[@coalgizmodude7803]

I looked up why Violet's hair is black and.. no one cheated It's such a crucial part of the character that we had to get it right." Violet is also the only member of her family to have bluish-black hair; her father, mother and younger brother each have blonde, brown and blonde hair, respectively. Bird explained that Violet's hair color is the result of a recessive gene.

[@trishapellis]

Well... at least in ordinary humans, black hair genes are normally *dominant* . If violet has at least one allele for black hair, that means that at least one of her parents must have passed her at least one allele for black hair, and if you *have* an allele for black hair, then you *have* black hair (because it's dominant). If either of Violet's parents passed a gene for black hair on to her, then that parent *had* to have black hair themself, according to regular human biology. So this would basically mean the hair color genes of superheroes work differently from regular humans' hair color genes.

[@case3474]

violet dyes her hair

[@darcieclements4880]

@@trishapellis try learning beyond highschool genetics 😉 I can assure you, having a gene does not guarantee it expresses do to many factors. Rare, but it happens.

[@Blackdragon99omfg]

Why did nobody assume it is due to her POWERS? Invisibility/shadow. Powers physically change the individual's body.

[@natanoj16]

@@trishapellis nah it is very simplified. For example twins where one is black the other Ginger both parents are clearly white but one great grand parent was black

[@triaurorar3291]

I actually had to double check at the country thing, because I was pretty sure that I remembered talking with my brother about placing a fake country under france. I knew that was france and I basically said, wait hold up, pretty sure this dosn't exist. Thank you for reading I know this kind of rambled.

[@TheYeastofMyConcerns]

Rambling or not, thanks for the comment! I had no idea and started scrolling while a vague desperate thought of “Belgium? I hope it’s Belgium…” echoed soundly where I could have sworn I left my mind.

[@JaharNarishma]

@@TheYeastofMyConcerns Belgium is on the opposite side of France, so almost right?

[@TheYeastofMyConcerns]

@@JaharNarishma I’ll take almost right, lol!

[@seichysweetpie3781]

I'm from spain and I even had to chek like "wait WHAT we're only next to france and portugal right? RIGHT??" (Well there's Andorra too but doesn't count xd)

[@gus-vanover]

It might be Andorra. Microcountry between Spain & France

[@doomse150]

1:33 Pretty sure Violet's hair is supposed to be dyed black. Kinda fits with her character.

[@nickmoyes7075]

Also, genetics are just weird. A lot of the stuff they teach in high school is actually just bs. My bio mother has green ("recessive") eyes and my (confirmed) bio father has blue (also "recessive") eyes. I have brown ("dominant") eyes

[@TwiggyHetfield27]

We also don't know what color hair the grandparents had. My best friend has dark brown hair, her bf dirty blonde, they have a red headed son.

[@RadPandaShark]

Unfortunately, the original story had the villain being a mad scientist that was Violet's real father so the moral of the story was that being connected through blood doesn't actually make a family. Then they scrapped that and made Syndrome (who was a joke villain in the start) into the what you see today. I guess they just never updated her looks.

[@benenwren4110]

@@TwiggyHetfield27 Nope. Black hair is dominant, which means you can't be carrying the gene without having black hair yourself. Since neither of the parents have dark hair we know for a fact neither of them carry it. Edit: Y'all at least google it before you try to correct me. Black hair like Violet's cannot be carried.

[@hyliastone286]

She's adopted. Edna is her real mother.

[@mxxnsmelxdy]

I'm very pleased to say that the story of the priest who resigned to be with the satanic-erotica author is very much real. It happened a few months ago here in Spain. Though I don't remember the full details.

[@Notmyname1593]

Funny, since the story itself sounds like it could be a plot for a satanic erotica novel.

[@mxxnsmelxdy]

@@Notmyname1593 I hadn't thought of it that way but now that you mention it, it does sound like one.

[@wolfinc2171]

@@mxxnsmelxdy to add on to the craziness He was apparently caught selling pig semen. (Had to double check the reference, all I could Find was a New York Post title)

[@mangaanimefan3089]

That sounds so damn sweet! I hope they go the distance!

[@jaymeVos]

I really hope it is a true event and not made up.

[@queenigelkotte]

As someone who has worked in a cat rescue shelter, I can sadly inform you that people still leave kittens in bags in rivers and next to roads. Its not that uncommon here in Sweden.

[@Luubelaar]

It's pretty common in Australia too, sadly. This is why all of my kitties have been adopted from the shelter. Rescue is the best breed.

[@seigeengine]

Some people deserve to be stuffed in a bag and tossed in a river.

[@sabrinadrennan3984]

"Jesus, why are you wearing a cross necklace?" "Oh.... You'll see *wink*"

[@lorifiedler13]

Check out the painting of the last supper. There is a cross on the wall behind the subjects.

[@dmgroberts5471]

"Foreshadowing, John. Same reason I keep telling you to 'stay a-head of the crowd'" "Err... Lord... am I going to be beheaded!?" "Tsk tsk, John. No spoilers."

[@ebbenazor7857]

@@lorifiedler13 which version of this painting?

[@darthzayexeet3653]

„A step-sibling is like a stranger, except you know them“ -some genius

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Omegabrain

[@ghostsuru8429]

The guy feeding the horde of heads on the beach got me real good. Must've been a fun time.

[@BertoLaDK]

26:11 and this is what we in civilised countries would call corruption. Just because someone is a judge, mayor, prime minister or other government official doesn't mean they are immune to getting pulled over or get fines.

[@BertoLaDK]

@Erik diplomats makes a little sense since they are from another country. But not local people

[@VonMelee]

​@Erik then it's technically a corrupt law. Local and State officials, not conducting official/emergency business, have no right being immune to the laws they are sworn to uphold and protect. Legal or not, it's still bullshit.

[@jamasa007]

Depends on what kind of judge it was because it could've been like the states highest ranking judge. I myself happen to not be very well versed in american judges so i don't really know.

[@ThornMu]

There is no law protecting Judges like this. It is actually corruption and very very common. The one law I know of that does protect an official is with Congress. If the Congressperson is on their way to put in their vote in Congress then they cannot be held for anything they are doing to accomplish that vote. This technically does mean they can run someone over and not be charged, in that limited circumstance. They also can't be held liable for anything they say during congressional debate or in the execution of the duties of their office.

[@abelboronkai448]

@@BertoLaDK it exists so that you cant harass them. It can be exploited and is exploited in my home hungary, but the reason is understandable. Imagine if a party wanted to play dirty which most do. They can make the other politican miss meetings votes or any important thing. Here you can only start an investigation limited times too. but if you are cought in the act it doesnt protect you and than its either corruption or you get fined.(which they can pay off easy so it doesnt mean shit sadly)

[@liamroberts5375]

Real men do not take advice from anyone telling them how to be Real men. They just be themselves.

[@lmno567]

Thank you. You are a good, real man.

[@fortelilac6522]

But, if I listen to this AAAAA PARADOX

[@AlakaxamM]

That approach has its downside

[@CyberweaverVT]

Wait but if I- Oh no What have you done

[@himanbam]

Real men are people who are men and exist. Outside of that requirement they can act and think in a multitude of ways.

[@rainbow_fox_]

so many people seem to forget that recessive genes are a thing... just because your parents didn't give you a certain trait doesn't mean it couldn’t have come from someone else in your family tree. both of my parents have brown eyes, but me and my sister have green/blue eyes - it probably comes from our grandparents or further back since i know one of our grandfathers has blue eyes. same thing with hair colors or anything else. if even one of your ancestors had a certain gene, there's always a chance you can have it too, even if it skipped multiples generations. cheating certainly can happen too, but we need to stop acting like it's the only solution when it clearly isn’t

[@BOHICA69]

I felt embarrassed about that European Map one. As an American, have named every European nation off the top of my head and even won 20 bucks in a bet. I gave up and looked it up, and what do I know? It's not a country and I wasted five minutes trying and failing to figure it out. My pride was stung twice.

[@Healion123]

30:09 I recall seeing in the comments of a different video that had that post mentioning how this is actually a horrible idea. Search dogs are specifically trained to smell for humans, which means they may actually _ignore_ you more if your smell is drowned out by the smell of bacon

[@ammygamer]

23:30 As a 6-7 years old kid back then, I can tell you I totally picked up on that. Children grow to be surprisingly perceptive very quickly, as long as they don't live inside of a bubble. If you wondering why, I loved to read dark fairy tales as a kid (you know, the uncensored stories where sometimes characters actually died and not all stories had a happy ending) and stuff like the Addams. I also grew up finding small animals constantly being abandoned in the woods near to my house. Sometimes, I wasn't lucky enough to find them still alive. Seeing the kittens made me sad and a little angry back then, but... At least, I was glad that they were somewhere better.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

The idea of Click owning a farm is such a realistic idea given his love of animals. To bad farms are a pain to maintain.

[@randomguyontheinternet5030]

and not all they're glamorized to be sadly. Click would be better off owning a zoo. That way he can take care of all these animals, while not having to butcher them for meat eventually or milk them every day or collect their eggs. plus idk what you'd need otters for commercially so a zoo would be better

[@durabelle]

Yeah, milking all those ducks, puppies and otters would be hard work for sure.

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

@@randomguyontheinternet5030 Somebody get a bunch of animals together in one place for Click to call it a zoo!

[@jermbug83]

Old Mc' Clicky had a farm e i e i o...

[@Nylak-Otter]

That's why you hire me to manage it! I would happily move to manage a Click farm. That would be a unique new professional challenge. I need a change anyway.

[@thetrueesteemedwizard]

i feel like r\holup has became a part of my daily routine

[@luckyblock403]

and how about r/holup?

[@ghostqueen13]

I just made it 69 likes my life is complete

[@thetrueesteemedwizard]

@@ghostqueen13 💀

[@meowgic7418]

Nice pfp

[@thetrueesteemedwizard]

@@meowgic7418 tysm!

[@annareichelt5997]

Whoever came up with the life insurance ad needs an award. That was a masterpiece

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Agreed. Also the warning at the end; not the usual dry stuff, instead keeping with the comedic tone of the ad itself.

[@mandipandi303]

That NFT post for receiving unwanted pictures is GENIUS! I've also heard of people watermarking the intimate photos they send to someone with the person's name, so if the image is posted/given to others the authorities immediately know who broke the law. Very smart. It sucks that those are problems in society in the first place though.

[@blizzardgaming7070]

25:10 fun fact, Scooby is actually voiced by the same VA as Fred.

[@Akira_of_the_Fae]

Depends on the time period because during the ciber chace movie i think he also voiced shaggy

[@saros_system]

1:22 "Moving on!" The panic in your voice is peak comedy.

[@jellyskink]

Maybe Violet Parr's hair isn't actually black. Because her power has to do light (invisibility, and it might also play a role in her forcefields), it could be that her hair appearing to be black is an expression of her powers, making what would normally be red or blonde hair absorb more light so it appears to be black. Just like how blue jay feathers don't actually have any blue pigment in them, but appear blue to us because of how light reflects off of them

[@HellsAttic]

"You have balls, they're just in the wrong place" "........WAIT A MINUTE" My girlfriend had me cracking up with that earlier and I thought you guys would like it too

[@genesisofthebetween]

unrelated but nice pfp

[@EnverHalilHoxha1917]

I dont understand pls mate hepl

[@svetlanaastashova4977]

With Violet, I always assumed she dyed her hair since she was a moody rebellious teen. God knows I’ve done that. RIP my poor copper-brown hair, they stood no chance against the cheap grocery dye 😭

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

I vaguely remember that staircase story. The expensive staircase was because it would be concrete. The cheap staircase was wood, and the way it was built wouldn't last more than a couple years before becoming dangerous. Although the gesture was nice, I think the city should have left it up while getting the concrete one done.

[@Darkgun231]

Yeah, but a concrete staircase still wouldn't cost $65k to build unless a lot of people are doing something fishy with the finances. You can buy an 80 lb bag of concrete mix (or concrete-esque substitute) for $10 from home depot. And you'd need only three people and a week to make the stairs, so unless you are paying each construction worker, surveyor, and inspector several grand for that one job, I'd be skeptical of the cost assessment. Admittedly, I don't know how much construction workers, surveyors, or inspectors are paid, but I highly doubt they are paid per job.

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

@@Darkgun231 You're part right. I looked up the story, and found out that the mayor got involved. They kept the wood stairs in place until the concrete ones were built, and removed the wooden ones afterwards, because they were not up to code (no foundation, uneven hand rails). The mayor also told the city to get a better cost estimate. Total was about $10k. Cost is this high because of all the qccessibility and durability standards that must be met (foundation, metal hand railings, etc.). Anyone can grab a bag of concrete. Making it into stairs that will last for over 20 years takes a lot more work. $10k is still high, but not unreasonably high given the standards involved.

[@randomguyontheinternet5030]

@@WukongTheMonkeyKing yeah 65 grand is absolutely insane. I don't want to sound like a conspiracy nut but prices dont just drop from 65k to 10k without some shady shit going on. No one can undercut the current offer that much while still making it profitable to take on unless there was some fluff money in there. Either the 10k is delusional for pricing their work over 6x less than competition, or someone was getting a bit of spending money for this contract and didn't think anyone would notice the insane price. I think the latter is a bit more believable.

[@WukongTheMonkeyKing]

@@randomguyontheinternet5030 the 65k was based on a different type of project, and was a city estimate (someone didn't do their jilob and pulled numbers out of their ass), but not a contractor estimate. The mayor quite rightly called it out, and thanked the guy who built the wood stairs. An 85% drop in a contract would probably have a criminal investigation attached. This was just low level incompetence, though.

[@MommyOfZoeAndLiam]

They have to pay for the engineering workup and design to make sure it is structurally sound and they probably have to do some grading work on the ground and possibly some work to stabilize the area with substrade and rebar, etc. Labor costs have to be contracted rates. I appreciate the guy who built the wooden stairs, and I am sure they were great at the beginning, but if they are not up to code and someone gets hurt the city could be liable for not tearing down the staircase. On the one hand I'm sure it COULD be done cheaper, but the money is probably accounting for things that I am not even considering right now that have to do with civil engineering and architecture as well as stability.

[@deserthare1]

@26:33 Well you see The Click. The reason he wasn't shot as soon as he stepped out of the car was because A) he is white B) he is not in the South C) both of the above

[@augustomoreira7441]

23:34 to the idiots like me who didnt get it, this scene takes place in heaven. you still dont get it? ask yourself "why did a bunch of kitties suddendly show up in heaven?"

[@WishGender]

NOOOOO

[@Gatorboy5678]

23:52 Click says it here.

[@rogierownage]

I didn't get it until reading the comments

[@darkumineru1681]

28:50 its the greatest ad i have seen

[@vorpalmedia4300]

30:30 Fun Fact: The irrational fear of long words is Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Other instances of scientists being dicks while naming things are Lisp & Dyslexia.

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

Why is that?

[@sylbeth808]

@@justafurrywithinternet317 because lisp is easy to lisp at and dyslexia is hard to read for a dyslexic I imagine

[@PansyPops]

@@sylbeth808and sometimes dyslexic people sometimes spell words phonetically, one person I know with dyslexia writes _dialexia_ instead. Oh, and the word “phonetically” isn’t spelled phonetically, using ph instead of f. It makes the same noise, just annoying.

[@lightstorm6534]

26:50 his face goes from confusion to disappointment SO quick LOL!

[@ebbenazor7857]

This is my favourite reaction from this video, though there were some strong contenders for first place!

[@Jackie_XIII]

I love the way Click's eyes lit up when she said she spoke swedish. Absolutely adorable and his excitement is contagious. 🖤🤍💜

[@LadyDreamfyre]

I was thinking "I have no idea what she's saying but it's most likely hilarious"

[@Iararuss]

its actually really common for phobias to have names that would trigger them to make it easier to tell them apart

[@darcieclements4880]

Usually those names are pop culture names and not medically recognized.

[@Iararuss]

@@darcieclements4880 look up the name for fear of long words

[@Zookiethecrimecookie]

​@@darcieclements4880 Fear of long words are real.

[@joshuabrand111]

Dear Mr. Click Thank you for existing and being such a wholesome addition to all our lives. Sincerely, Joshua Brand

[@zackbuildit88]

So very wholesome, indeed

[@joshuabrand111]

@@zackbuildit88 the whowolesomest

[@bodan1196]

Pierre Clostermann mentions in his book The Big Show that the germans built a full sized mock up of a town near the Ploesti refinery. It was intended to be a decoy, with special spark generators to simulate the sparks caused by trams. When the allies cought on it ended up as a navigational aid instead.

[@darthzayexeet3653]

“Did you write this?!?“ “Nope, not me“ *“Understandable, have a nice day!“*

[@pixelcat_yt]

I am glad that Click is providing a digestible form of this subreddit we can enjoy without the sudden inexplicable transphobia in some posts

[@Thresh3rs]

30:35 thats actually the case with a lot of phobias, for a couple examples: arachnophobia, spiders are ARACHnids. then theres Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, the fear of long words is a long word itself. so its no surprise that aibohphobia is a crontradiction.

[@AspiringToFailure]

I dread the day when Click has a cold and can't smell us for a while...

[@teifan6674]

24:40 I love the fact that the first joke was not even remotely funny, but the subsequent two had me roll on the floor XD

[@ForemostCrab7]

I would fill the pool with the Almas Caviar from the rare Iranian Albino Beluga Sturgeons. It's priced at roughly $35,000 for 1kg, so if i fill an entire swimming pool with the stuff, i would ruin like 10% at most, and considering it's density it should be enough to stop me from getting hurt.

[@madethistocomment727]

29:26 It's also oddly wholesome, since the child was immediately accepting

[@jamasa007]

Children haven't had a lot of time to become homophobic

[@SydonieRowe]

@@jamasa007 That's why you never given them the time.

[@HyperWolf]

@@SydonieRowe I read this in a menacing way…😂

[@SydonieRowe]

@@HyperWolf As it should be 🤣

[@RainmimiASMR]

Oh boy! Time to start the day with wholesome Click reading unwholesome memes!

[@idontknowwhatmynamessuppos6926]

sameeee

[@NON_BINARY_WEIRDO]

same

[@dj_1831]

Fun fact During WW2 the allies had a battalion made of balloons, that actually tricked the Germans into focusing defenses on one side of the battlefield. At one point some German soldiers noticed the real attack coming from the other direction and asked if they should prepare, but Hitler said no, thinking of it as the actual trap

[@Pretermit_Sound]

Yep. Operation Bodyguard made the D Day invasion possible. The deception campaign was a joint effort with British intelligence, and it fooled Hitler so well that he didn’t find out about the Normandy landings for over an hour after they started. ✌🏻🇺🇸✊🏼🇬🇧

[@atrendlecalledreese443]

12:00 The Allies actually did something similar; they had a bunch of inflatable tanks that they used to distract the Germans from the D-Day invasion force. The biggest difference is that it actually worked.

[@Gloomdrake]

The Nazi leadership was pretty stupid, so that tracks

[@song6771]

I remember watching a 90 minute documentary on that.

[@wulle8509]

As far as I know the story with the airfield is made up.

[@melissaharris3890]

If I get pregnant, I m entertaining a body building competition. I better win

[@cosmicvoidtree]

13:40 I can believe click didn’t think of the very obvious solution. So many plushies

[@VapourWav3]

"I only eat wolves!" -The Click 2022 We all know what this means

[@alolanvulpixgaming7598]

😳

[@chrissynielsen267]

25:25 Definitely made me second guess the TINY bit of geography I know...but glad to know I was correct when I went to check *sweats nervously*

[@Soulessnight4]

As someone part of that great beautiful country that’s more important than you I take offense to this

[@DontKnowHowPlayCallOfDuty]

@@Soulessnight4 damn how's it feel to not exist

[@Soulessnight4]

@@DontKnowHowPlayCallOfDuty it’s great

[@Cera_01]

It's obviously where Atlantis is.

[@sylbeth808]

@@Cera_01 YEAH, when Atlantis raises it's gonna take part of France and Catalonia

[@julietterousselet7164]

21:15 reminds me of a trilogy I read, "Lou après tout" in french. "Zombies" buried in the snow during winter coming out when it's melting and people get too close. (Great books by the way)

[@davidgeorge1943]

28:31 I've actually seen a life insurance commercial like this one, but it was different. A notable difference between that one and this one is that the commercial I saw had that disclaimer at the bottom with the almost illegibly small text.

[@RinkuChan333]

16:09 ah, the customer service enemies to lovers AU you never knew you needed lol

[@Oasiaris]

The self h@rm one was fake. That account did publish a list of alternatives, but they're good, helpful things and if you've been struggling with self h@rm I recommend checking them out. Their list includes stuff commonly recommended by doctors like taking a cold shower. One I didn't see on there but that can be helpful is to put an elastic (hair elastic works fine) around your wrist, pull it, and snap it against the inside of your wrist. It hurts and leaves a mark but isn't harmful. If anyone reading this has been struggling with this: it gets better. I believe in you, and I believe you're strong enough to open up to someone and ask for help.

[@necrochemical5572]

"Cannibals, explain yourself" it's a disease called Kuru they can contract, though mostly through eating the brain. That was the virus that was the base for the zombie virus in Dead Island

[@michaelcaffery5038]

Kuru is caused by prions not a virus, like BSE (mad cow disease). Don't you just hate know-it-alls lol.

[@___LC___]

Kuru isn’t a virus, it’s a prion disease, like Mad cow.

[@snowkittwice]

So... zombies?

[@necrochemical5572]

@@snowkittwice no, Kuru is a real disease, it's just what Techland used to create the foundation for their zombie virus, just like how rabies is the foundation for Dying Light's or the movie Quarantine.

[@snowkittwice]

@@necrochemical5572 I'm not sleeping tonight, thank you

[@milksheihk]

sesquipedalophobia is the fear of words with a lot of syllables, there seems to a be a lot of sadistic humour in the naming of linguistic based phobias, it's the same with the naming of speech impediments, the names tend to specifically use sounds the sufferer would not be able to pronounce.

[@anthonyjames696]

9:17 We should be grateful that Click never leaves the house. He would be killed instantly 😂

[@gabsrants]

Had to google the wood bomb story - looks like it's an urban legend mixed with people misidentifying wooden float lights (designed to be dropped on water and give off smoke and a flare light to mark targets/downed planes)

[@faygo_cupcake]

Sadly in my small hick guys and country girls town people still do that to unwanted kittens its so sad. My dad found our cat on the side of the road at 5 weeks old eating a rotten tomato so he looked around the 3 fields next to where he found indi to make sure there was no bag of kittens thrown out into the country cus people still do that here.

[@notevenlistening6072]

Let's all hope Click doesn't see Casual Geographic and learn the nature of his favorite animals, lol.

[@trishapellis]

Satan forbid he ever learn about the true nature of ducks...

[@coffeemocha8462]

I would love to see that

[@zoeyreptiliusowner]

YES

[@darcieclements4880]

He probably has. You make it sound like otters are above average on the rate of terrible males, but they aren't. They are just average for mammals in that some are horrid. Biologist don't really flinch at that stuff. Casual Geographic just brings it up because people tend to see them as especially caring which is simply not the case.

[@osheridan]

Was just thinking that;-;

[@CallMeFreakFujiko]

5:44 She wasn't overreacting. She didn't know that he didn't do the dishes until he did that so she freaked out and ran out of the room to check the sink.

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

This was my thought

[@Tabletisch]

Me: "there's another country there?" *looks up map of Europe* "Oh" I feel dumb

[@srg24601]

Oh dear. Click saw the Vietnam bride thing and made this whole scheme about how you could game the system to save them. My first thought was that'd be perfect for a serial killer. Click is a better person than me lol

[@RialVestro]

In regards to the blond and red head having a kid with black hair... something a lot of people forget to take into account is grandparrents. A person with one hair color can still carry the gene for a different hair color even if they don't express that trait themself. As long as someone in the family has black hair it doesn't have to be the direct parents as the trait could have skipped a generation then the kids can still have a chance of having black hair... it's also possible that she just dyed it and her hair isn't naturally that color. The last one in the video... I forget what the word actually is but the fear of long words is itself a very long word. The word lisp is impossible to say if you have one because if you have a lisp you can't correctly pronounce the letter S. I feel like whoever named these conditions was just intentionally being a jerk to everyone who has them.

[@zivronen9539]

Except not in this specific case, as both blond and red hair are recessive traits

[@zivronen9539]

The dye part though does make perfect sense

[@benenwren4110]

Both blonde and red hair need to be homozygous to be visible. It's impossible for dominant genes to be "carried" without being visible.

[@shannonp1656]

My son and his wife are blond/blonde. One of their children has brown hair. There are brunettes on both sides, though. Hair color can be thought of as, in part, a sum of color from both sides if that makes it easier.

[@18Hongo]

In addition; the "dominant vs recessive genes" argument that has already appeared in the comments is wrong. Or, to be more accurate, it's not right. What they taught you in high school biology was the comic-book version of inherited characteristics; the truth is a bit more complicated. So yes, a blonde and a redhead can have a child with black hair, just as two people with brown eyes can have a child with blue eyes.

[@real-zenithas]

1:20 One's a glove for keeping your fingers clean while you drive it into a narrow, foul-smelling opening, the other keeps your hand clean in a work environment.

[@ryanwatt6706]

Fun fact originally the Incredibles backstory was Helen had been in an abusive relationship and Bob had helped her escape with Violet. Buddy was supposed to be a one off character in the beginning but he was so cool he ended up as the main villain. It was Violets bio dad who was supposed to be the villain bc they had kept her parentage a secret.

[@WishGender]

that is not true. Xerek was not Violet's dad.

[@ryanwatt6706]

@@WishGender looked it up and completely misremembered, your right my bad

[@WishGender]

@@ryanwatt6706 Dw about it it’s apparently a common misconception

[@ryanwatt6706]

@@WishGender lol when a fanfic so good the fans make it cannon 😄

[@PerovNigma]

29:52 No, no, it's okay, we can salvage this! Marie has two children via sperm donors and/or adoption (hence different hair colours), and her brother cohabits in order to help her raise them.

[@gracecookie4604]

Or one of them dyes thier hair

[@jamasa007]

Helen has brown hair not red

[@NickCamokidVisneski]

16:25 Actually, clicky-wicky, in the US, McDonald's has recently started doing Adult Happy Meals. But the toys are are the stuff of nightmares.

[@jasperlarvitar]

the person who came up with the name for aibohphobia must be the same sadist that thought Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia is a good name for a fear of long words.

[@Gloomdrake]

Tbf, they were right

[@jonmendelson1104]

Tbf, they're not recognized by the APA and they were just made as jokes. The worst term like that is lisp.

[@riverstyx7251]

someone dude from corporate just really hated people who had any language based fears

[@danielstein4791]

The APA list of phobias isn't designed to be exclusive, though. It's a list of regularly treated phobias with clinical significance/severity. A fear of long words of palindromes is not sufficiently limiting to someone's life to need to bring up on a list of fears that need treatment. So, they're phobias, just not the clinical psych disorder kind.

[@tomduckworth6430]

16:16 Someone needs to tell Click that McDonalds is planning on making Happy Meals for adults.

[@GlobalWarnings]

wait, what toys would we get then?

[@0gammag0]

@@GlobalWarnings The uh, “fun” ones …. ;)

[@JennyEverywhere]

I'm from the future. They did, and it was a total disaster.

[@snowblizzard7623]

So, super complex lego kits and puzzle boxes?

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

@@0gammag0 I wish I had one of those :(

[@victoriousx1232]

14:43 bro that cat is terrified

[@PolloconCorbata]

Another fun fact: there is a fear of long words, it is called Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[@Ohtrin]

Imagine if you named your cow Kevin and listed her in that yogurt, that lady would be so happy. 😇🥳

[@Gloomdrake]

I had an older sister named Mike

[@thatsroughbuddy1133]

@@Gloomdrake had?? What happened to her?

[@Gloomdrake]

@@thatsroughbuddy1133 she changed her name to Michelle

[@Forold]

My MIL named a cow Bill for my dad

[@xxspicytacoxx1861]

Any name is unisex if you stop whining about it.

[@critespranberry8872]

I think it would be funny to write and produce a funny and well written sitcom about the sex industry and put it up on adult sites lmao

[@jagpreetsingh6711]

30:47 And it's not the only one like the phobia of long words (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobi) which is the longest word in english!

[@badatgaming9905]

It is not infact the longest word in English, for example pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovalcanoconiosis and hepaticocholangiocholecystenterostomies both have more letters

[@Naptosis]

4:24 r/holup: when you start wondering what they were initially trying to to take a sneaky photo of...

[@sjmcc13]

For the pool, assuming it would not spoil in the process, Horseshoe Crab blood, one of the most valuable liquids on the planet last I checked it is worth something like $15,000 a liter.

[@stevewebber707]

I guess when you aren't a leopard 2 A-7, it's easier to get shot down.

[@Ramsey276one]

11:05 XD

[@Mel_Bat]

15:20 I don't think they check it, because I saw one in Polish and it was a bunch of less known swear words directed at that guy.

[@opossumlover3432]

Link?

[@Preppy_Glisten]

Click managing to keep a straight face during the “Americans don’t know what country this is” was funnier than the entire video (for those who are confused, the highlited country doesn’t exist)

[@Youraverageartist874]

This is honestly a perfect way to end the day, watching a Swedish boi react to humanity’s most curse things………… No one can change my mind.

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

I agree

[@ArcherFudge]

for me it's the pefect way to start my day. Eating cereal, drinking tea and watching the click

[@WISE_F1SH]

Swedish boi reacting to wholesome pets

[@Youraverageartist874]

@@ArcherFudge same here really it’s a great way to start the day

[@alfonzo2369]

I keep misreading click when it's in comment sections someone help me-

[@scp2539]

22:45 thats a pretty old paper but you could probably get a similar deal if you looked around enough. i remember a story of a guy that got drunk and woke up with a minor from south east asia as a wife. they apparently had a pretty good life together as a couple after she was legal.

[@scp2539]

@Anthropy Requien if im remembering right, some channel reading reddit stories. so you gotta believe me, the person i heard it from, and some random on reddit. im not doing homework and going to look for it, if youre super interested see what google finds from tricked into marrying an asian girl and should be some video from the 90s - early 2k. if youre reaching out asking for a source to get yourself an asian wife it shouldnt shock you too much that asia is a big place and some places arent doing too well economically. there are numerous stories of marrying your way into the us, source internet, that can be looked up and give you a good lead. try the south east asia islands

[@cugzarui5568]

13:40 fill the pool with plastic balls (like from a ball pit) that are each partially filled with something valuable. the pools contents will be highly compressible and even be able to "flow" to an extent, so not only will you survive the landing, but you are likely to come out without serious injuries. you wont get quite as much money but itll still be a lot of money.

[@bunnyrose9203]

7:20 it could be that the plastic is being protected by some kind of covering like a gel or something that technically prevents it from dissolving!

[@lanfae9353]

I've seen that movie! (At 2:30) It's called "The Big Sick". He's from Pakistan. The movie is based on a true story from the life of this comedian, and he plays himself in the movie. It's about how he met and fell in love with his wife just before she fell very ill and all the ups and downs that came with that. He and his wife co-wrote it, and it's very good!

[@FeeshUnofficial]

Kumail is great

[@Ahrpigi]

26:25 being judge makes you above the law, that's 'murca alright

[@domomitsune5920]

Honestly, these reddits are funny, and I absolutely love hearing them. Not just the click, but any of them. Sometimes I spend several hours a day, with earbuds in, just listening to the Reddit stories and the background as I am at work. Although my coworkers look at me funny, whenever I snicker, and they don't understand why. The internet is good for some things, more than others. And honestly, I actually do like this part of the internet.

[@atreus2768]

30:35 it's not the only one, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the irrational fear of big words