r/ConfidentlyIncorrect - Female "Facts"

[@TheClick]

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[@johannesneumayer6041]

The questions with the red and blue pills works like this: you break each one in half and take half of each one, so you have one red and one blue in total.

[@niamhs6042]

Hello click! I'm so glad I found your channel it always cheers me up

[@Riverwinds]

Mr click you needa Colab with OT again!!! Its so great when you do.

[@TheClick]

oooh break all of them in half and eat 4 halves smort

[@Riverwinds]

Ello click your right here cool

[@thelittlestpika]

Fun fact: Most deep sea fish are either pitch black or translucent with massive eyes or no eyes. In other words, Ariel should be a LOT scarier.

[@MrWollgast]

More like the ones in that Pirates of the Caribbean movie?

[@kureaz]

Well until disney and grim tales mermaids where man eating creatures with sharp teeth like sharks, claws and more grey/ green skin when up close but where able to hypnosis men to think they are beautiful

[@pee-soup8950]

Ayo someone should draw this!

[@sabinemetzger3219]

The Manga Mermaid Saga or the Anime mermaid forest from rumiko Takahashi is a good excaple of pretty scary mermaids

[@cheezarose]

@@kureaz Mermaids are not from the Grim Brothers. The little mermaid is by Hans Christian Andersen a Danish writer from the 1800,he also wrote the Snow Queen, which Frozen is very very loosely inspired by. Some say it's an allegory to the man he loved who didn't love him back and whom he couldn't have married anyway.

[@raelogan]

I don't what's worse: the fact that that lady mistook a husky for a wolf and killed it, or the fact that she thinks it's acceptable to kill a helpless "wolf pup" and flex that as a brag

[@dezzythepup]

Not only did she kill it, she skinned it too...its messed up

[@heartless3369]

The worst part is that [from what I can make out from the censored images] is that the dog has been shot in the front. Meaning that the poor animal likely spotted her first and was walking up to her to greet her or play. Imagine being the poor husky's owner, looking for their loyal companion. Damn, this woman should never be allowed to hold a gun ever again. She'd shoot a kid thinking it's a bear pup standing on its hind legs.

[@N33k5]

All the worse is she continued to just basically say "how was I supposed to know it wasn't a wolf" -edit- Since it seems more than 1 person has assumed I am defending the dipwit. I am not, she screwed up and that is her excuse she tried to hide behind. Which I find about as foul as the whole shooting of the dog in the first place. I don't condone sport hunting which what she was claiming to participate in is. I think hunting for your food can be ethical and an environmentally conscious act when done responsibly. This person should never have been allowed a gun let alone a hunting license.

[@raelogan]

@@dezzythepup 😰

[@PigeonLord]

Ikr, that one actually made me fell kinda sick 😰 that poor husky, and the poor owners who lost their loving companion to a complete idiot.

[@huldanoren951]

The Click: "Absorbing stuff from the air would so cool" Lungs: Let us introduce ourselves

[@Alresu]

Lung's don't count. Those are magic.

[@elaexplorer]

Skin: Am I a joke to you?

[@Amy_the_Lizard]

And corneas! The cornea of the eye is also able to absorb oxygen directly from the air

[@elliotgreason1364]

My first thought was frogs. You really shouldn't pick up frogs with your bare hands as any contaminants including residual soap could kill them. Absorbing a whole lot through your skin sounds really terrible tbh.

[@fernandomarques5166]

It do be oxygenating

[@fruitbowl18]

“Women are infertile by the age of 25…” As someone whose mother had me by the age of 45, I feel very much alive right now.

[@fart63]

Women are MOST fertile at that age 💀

[@Nerobyrne]

​@@fart63no, just the most attractive 😂

[@childeofepickness]

Ayo we got a non-exister over here!!!

[@ΓαΙζεί]

"Women are infertile by the age of 25" is such a predatory phrase, I hate it so much.

[@BoxOfToasters]

Me whose mother had me at 35: Guess I'll die

[@TheKittenXD]

"If you don't get married by 12 you are causing human race to go extinct." I have never been more proud of myself as an unmarried, almost-24yo woman.

[@baofleurence7650]

OMG YOU'LL NEVER HAVE CHILDREN IF YOU KEEP GOING LIKE THAT (Sarcasm)

[@PandaliasKay]

I'm 36, still no kids.

[@kiraoshiro6157]

eyy we in the same club the uh "unmarried, almost-24yo woman." club

[@ladyyoruichichan9006]

Wow, you are almost a granny! (Know that I am being sarcastic)

[@smalllightbulb3492]

At this point I think humanity going extinct is, in fact, a good thing. Keep up the good work!

[@Master_Conner]

The one with the pills is solved by cutting the pils in half and taking one half from each individual pill, so that way you take a total of one pill of each color.

[@hunter5467]

Smart 👌

[@911eragon1]

ty king

[@Nylarthotep277]

You couldn't be sure if you had combined different color pills though

[@springfire]

@@Nylarthotep277 you cut one, swallow half, discard half, move on to next pill

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

@@Nylarthotep277 it said you have 2 red and 2 blue so yes it works lol.

[@justakira1034]

"at 25, a woman is nearly unable to have children" My mom who got married at 30, got me at 36, and my sister at 41, all while having only one ovary due to past medical issues : 💃💃

[@esther4245]

For what ive learned, a woman loses a half of her eggs until age 30, but we still have the other half 😂 until 50 years old, its hard (and not very healthy) but woman can still have children, if they have heathy reproductive cicles

[@silvertarot25]

My Grandmother had all 5 of her kids after the age of 25, being into her 40's when she had her last child. My Mom was the middle kid & Gma was in her mid30's @ the time.

[@dmgroberts5471]

My Mother was 43 when I was born.

[@Mark73]

It's so easy to google a chart of women's fertility rates, but they can't bring themselves to even do that.

[@ACandCC]

My mother had me at 28 and my brother at 32.

[@CatinaTheo12]

As someone who had autism, I’ve actually been told that “if my parents where better parents and didn’t vaccinate me then..” or “if you hadn’t done this..” and its like what?????? I was born like this, it’s literally genetic, my sister has ASD too. It’s basically saying Autism is bad and that parents should be afraid of their children having disabilities. Its so insulting and infuriating. Any of these people just can’t be real

[@thychozwart2451]

The argument they give is basically just "I'd rather have a dead child than a different child" and at the same time.they're the same people who would milk the fuck out of their childrens' conditions and disorders for brownie points

[@jennawebb4225]

That's kinda sad, I'm not going to lie

[@knightpal1545]

I feel bad for everyone that has something to do with mental stuff. I suffer from really bad ADHD and hate it when people start trying to connect dots between something I have with something completely unrelated. I can't imagine having Autism, it sounds so much worse. I hate when people use mental disorders just so they seem justified in their beliefs. Especially those who make crap up like "Vaccines cause autism" I lose hope in people the more I hear it

[@SuzetteKath]

That goes back to when having a autistic child was considered to be a stain on the family's reputation. And the doctors would suggest to the parents of an autistic child. To throw them into state hospitals and forget about them. Just like Raun Kaufman's mom was advised to do. My mom did what her mom did when it came to medical things. She tended to figuratively stuck her head into the sand when she found out I have autism. She would continue to do it later when I started to need to wear glasses. As well as other things. The irony of the situation was before I was diagnosed. My mom was posthumously diagnosed with Aspergers. I was diagnosed with Aspergers just before the DSM V came out. Where it was placed in to the spectrum not long afterwards. I also have a daughter on the spectrum as well.

[@eithnemelee2997]

I'm also autistic but grew up undiagnosed which basically makes the vaccine argument the funniest idiotic thing ever to me, because what they're saying is that I was vaccinated, got autism...and then NO ONE NOTICED for several decades.

[@candiedanimations]

the body hair argument always confuses me. do they really think women thousands of years ago didn't have ANY armpit or leg hair? that's ridiculous.

[@ShockingPikachu]

Clearly they have not been with a woman long enough to notice body hair

[@pallao3500]

@@ShockingPikachu I mean... even then... wouldnt you at least notice cold wax strips ads once in a while?

[@Insertia_Nameia]

@@pallao3500 or just noticed the woman's razors in Walmart that sit right next to the men's razor? Or all the women's razor ads? Or Nair ads? Or something? Like talk about "willful ignorance" personified.

[@miglek9613]

@@pallao3500 in my experience of talking with lonely men a lot of them are aware that women grow some body hair but they think it doesn't grow longer than what it looks like after like 3 days of not shaving. Also, the ads always show hairless legs having hair removed off of them so maybe they think women are just removing their skin or smth

[@pallao3500]

@@miglek9613 "removing their skin" ?! xDD Well, THAT might cause some issues =D

[@YukoHoon]

"A 25-year-old woman can't have kids anymore!" "Tell me you haven't met a woman in your life without saying you haven't met a woman in your life..."

[@CallMeAlice818]

Whelp, looks like I don't exist anymore (mom was 28)

[@michanone]

Than I'm the ghost of what could have been a child, then. My mother was 32 when I was born. So many kids that are true miracles...

[@vetreas366]

@@michanone HAH! I'm one year more non-existent than you with mom clocking in at 33. SUCK IT! Jokes aside though, it's scary how many people have absolutely no knowledge about how reproduction works.

[@michanone]

@@vetreas366 okay, you win. 🙂 But really, I mostly chuckle when I watch these videos because it's literally the middle of the night when I can. This time, I had to slap one hand over my mouth so I wouldn't wake up someone in the house. I shook with silent laughter! Clicks reaction made it so good!

[@YukoHoon]

@@CallMeAlice818 Tell me about it, my mother had me when she was 39 :P

[@TheNeilBlack]

I think the best part about the "infertile by age 25" argument is that 25 is, generally speaking, right in the middle of a woman's most fertile years. He couldn't be more incorrect.

[@liamcassidy5992]

That makes it sound like a serious misunderstanding. If 25 is the most fertile point then from then onward a woman would only become less fertile, the guy in the video probably seriously misunderstood that

[@MaryGershwin]

Also don't get me started about how incredibly stupid the argument "help us not get extinct" is...

[@EvaHoshizora]

@@liamcassidy5992 25 to 30 is the prime of a woman to have a child. If she's prone to want to be a mother, it's when mothering anxiety or brooding anxiety starts to show up. After 30, birth complications are more likely to happen. And people like myself that have pcos might not even be able to have a child past 35 bc it would be dangerous for the mother. So it's not entirely wrong, it's still stupid tho, but it has *some* merit.

[@gommiestrydom9555]

Yeah, that guy's gonna go nuts when he hears my mom had me and my twin sister at 31.

[@rebeccagrinlinton2989]

Besides, there is more than 7 billion people on this planet, we aren't going extinct any time soon

[@Mimikinn]

I’m so sick of this narrative of women becoming barren once they hit 25 and up. We can and have had healthy children well into our forties. Heck, my mom was 44 when she got pregnant w/ me and her mother was 46 when she had my uncle. Both of us are healthy and grew up just fine. 🤦‍♀️

[@sentienttoaster6961]

my mom was 39 when i was born

[@xeropulse5745]

My aunt is nearly 50 and still having kids. Her daughter is 28 and having kids too. It's almost like most people start having kids after 25.

[@FrogMan1066]

My mum was only 33 but that still is barren by their standards

[@Ainiewainy]

My mom had 7 kids. At 21, 22, 25 and 27 and later on 37, 38 and 40. We all came out pretty okay. 🤣

[@echognomecal6742]

The research that says all the barren crap is reeeeeeally old. Ooooo, barren research....! Srsly tho, yeah, it's really outdated info.

[@milorbilly]

Funny anecdote: I'm asexual and I sometimes get remarks such as "Y'all have failed as a species" or "How to cause the extinction of humanity 101" (last one is kinda funny ngl) I usually say that I'm flattered they give me this much power and credit over the entire human race but for this one, someone told me "Wait wait wait, so if there was only you and 1 guy to repopulate the earth, would you do the naughties with him or nah?" And with the most disgusted face ever, I just said "yeah I think we've had our time, the Earth can move on" 😹 I still think about it and it always makes me laugh Have a good day! :D

[@drishur]

Not to mention that if you did naughties with him and had children, to repopulate the earth they should have done naughties with each other😳. I dont think people that ask questions like this support incest right?

[@milorbilly]

@@drishur Right?? That's what I thought after a while when they ask. Like, why would you want that? XD

[@cardboardking577]

Besides, after 5 generations of that hypothetical argument the children of your children of your children of your children they'd likely fail to survive because of inbreeding mutations. Why do I extend my sentences like this.

[@kissit012]

My asexuality goes hand in hand with my misanthropy.

[@flow185]

Fun Fact: You need atleast 96 not related people to repopulate earth as to not get inbreeding so it would have been a lost cause even for the sexually active.

[@dude8351]

A coconut is a mammal but not an animal Has fur, gives milk Trust me, i'm a schentist

[@Zhakurael]

Indeed. Also Gorillas are mammals (because of their fur) and birds at the same time because they build nests. Maybe they are animals also, nut sure about that.

[@galaxykitten6849]

I’m gonna have to say you’re wrong. As a sciencetist, a coconut isn’t a mammal because it has 3 nipples instead of 2

[@electrowave114]

The deliberate mispelling really sells it, lol.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

​@@galaxykitten6849 but what about cat, dog, and cattle, they have more than 2 nipples. and bird doesn't real, they are gov drones sent to spy up on, sent by the Illuminati

[@MadAliceInWonderland]

@@galaxykitten6849 Sorry to break it to you, but most mammals have around 4-6 lmao

[@celestynbowers7084]

Fun fact, I live in the state where the woman said she shot a 'wolf pup', that was a young husky, she shot and then skinned it. She later tried to say she acted in self-defense as it tried to attack her. She's not from my state, and later private her Facebook because so many people went after her for it. There's talk of there being legal action taken against her, I don't know much on that part, but even if she isn't charged her life is likely ruined in this state. Glad to see more people are hearing about it, if you're a hunter make sure you don't mistake your target for an innocent animal like this woman.

[@soulgazer11]

I genuinely hope she never hears the end of it. What an absolute moronic, stupid, idiotic waste of resources she is. I'm surprised she knows how to handle a firearm.

[@celestynbowers7084]

@@soulgazer11 My thoughts exactly, she was allowed to hunt wolves but she couldn’t even tell the difference between a husky and a wolf? I have no idea why she was allowed to hunt them. And this was in Glacier Park, someone dumped the huskies out there and they had people out rhere looking for them because they were sick. I promise you nothing short of moving to the middle of nowhere or to another state will stop people from telling her what a monster she is. It was all over the news here when people heard about it.

[@themeanestkitten]

When i hear about people like this, i hope hell is a real place.

[@Scarlett.Granger]

I also find it horrible how proud she is about shooting a "wolf" pup. I don't know about american hunting laws, but where i live only fully matured animals are allowed to be shot, excluding pregnant females or females with their spawn. (And of course there are protection periods for the different species where the species can't be shot at all). Here you have to do a lot of education and tests to be legally able to hunt. I don't know how it is there, but no wonder people are mad. This woman and her husband are a disgrace.

[@celestynbowers7084]

@@Scarlett.Granger The boyfriend as far as I know wasn’t too happy either. He's actually from my state, she just moved here, and no one that’s actually from this state is happy that she did this. She did it at a time where wolves are in season and she had the tags for it but clearly she didn't deserve them. I'm not a hunter myself so I don't know the process to get rhem but I'm ashamed to say that it clearly isn't thorough enough to make sure people know what they’re doing. And as far as I know you aren't allowed to kill immature animals here either, there are guidelines to what you're allowed to hunt even with tags.

[@birdgvee4982]

The husky story was so sad. Reading through the comments here.... what a disgusting human being that woman is. It reminds me of a conversation I had with a hunter. (Btw, I live in Germany where hunting is very striktly controlled). Anyway, he told me that the hunters had come together to go fox hunting during season. And by the end of it, they all laid their game out next to each other on the grass. One hunter guy comes up and friggin tosses a domestic cat down and acts fucking proud. We do not have that many stray cats around here usually (at least were I live). It's highly likely it was just a housecat that had wandered a bit too far into the meadow. Nobody said anything, but nobody congratulated him either. He was then shunned and excluded from every future meeting, trip or other social gathering and everybody got the word around what he'd done. everybody broke contact with him. They were all disgusted. It is one thing to control wildlife population like foxes and deer, which has become unfortunately neccessary. but killing JUST for the pure sport and the joy he showed for killing a pet, was what disgusted everyone. if cats are stray, usually there is a nearby shelter that can be alerted and they will find it a home. other than that: cats rome. like most people in germany have outdoor cats. (it's changing a bit now, but still you see cats everywhere in towns, but they do have homes. sometimes several, LOL. we too have a cat coming by that lives a block over, lol. we call him Sunny. no idea what the actual name is.)

[@charis6311]

Thank you for pointing this out. Even if she had not been so dumb as to confuse a dog with a wolf her sheer bloodlust and cruelty was nauseating.

[@tzisorey]

Oh, my favourite Anti Mask people are the ones where, in one breath they say _"The holes in a mask are way too big to keep viruses out"_ and then in the next breath say _"these masks don't let the oxygen and CO2 pass through"_ Oxygen's a fair bit smaller than a virus, Karen!!

[@rebeccahicks2392]

Overuse of the word "Karen," but your argument is correct.

[@BeckBeckGo]

Every time they say this, all I hear is “I may not know anything about microbiology or chemistry, but at least I know more about them than microbiologists and chemists.”

[@Ceracio]

Re: the "we're mammals, not animals" debate, I have a fun little story. The first time I met my sister in law, upon learning that I was vegetarian, she asked me "do you eat insects though?". Rather taken aback, I answered that no, I didn't eat insects, because I don't eat animals in general. She then launched into an explanation of how insects weren't animals, just like birds and fish aren't animals. Sidenote: she's a teacher...

[@hypsyzygy506]

She's from the USA?

[@zammmerjammer]

Oh dear. MOST animals are insects. When it comes to animals, mammals are weird fuzzy anomalies.

[@Ceracio]

@@hypsyzygy506 Surprisingly, no. French. Which is weird because most French people I've met are quite well educated.

[@rebeccahicks2392]

She thinks animals = mammals.

[@JayBeMeee]

My aunt thought fish weren't animals. Her logic was that you say "I ate fish" not "I ate meat" after eating fish and you ate meat from animals.

[@Turner_Strait]

Unironically the best mermaid/merpeople concept I've seen was in Harry Potter 4. I can't remember why they did it, but the vfx department really wanted to hammer home how terrifying they could be, so they made them more fishy humanoids rather than directly half-and-half, and even had them swim like fish (i.e. tail fin goes side to side, whereas more "traditional" mermaids usually go the dolphin route, up-down). Idk I just thought it was neat :)

[@breezy3392]

Agree I also like the mermaids in the TV show Siren

[@elleembee6335]

The ones in Cabin in the Woods were pretty interesting as well. They would be terrifying because the ocean is terrifying, especially the deep ocean.

[@Espion-]

i'm a big fan of creative, spooky mermaids as opposed to the boring ones we see so often. if you're gonna make a story about mermaids, explain it. maybe humans, at some point in history, had to retreat into the water and become an aquatic mammal like seals; it could be a transitional evolutionary phase where we have tails and fins and other fish-qualities, but still have the human traits that would be beneficial underwater. that's what anyone complaining about 'realism' should actually be talking about, not some unrelated bs about race

[@alexisgrunden1556]

The extra fins along the body for backwards swimming, stability and maneuverability were a nice touch, too.

[@Rainkit]

People took fish folk that drag people down the the bottom of the ocean to eat them alive and made them horny.

[@tookitogo]

23:30 My favorite saying about questioning things is this: “Be open minded, but not so open that your brains fall out.”

[@todavayne7549]

I'm using this 😂

[@MandieKearns-Moore]

If you don't question everything you'll fall for anything I'm gonna use yours

[@Lugiamasterbrony]

It honestly triggers me a bit every time somebody says humans aren’t animals. We literally are animals.

[@CainXVII]

We did, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

[@Nala_Uko]

@@CainXVII well, no, actually…but monkeys and humans have the same ancestor Thats a difference

[@SuicidalH]

It's like, where's the difference?

[@Nala_Uko]

@@SuicidalH the common ancestor was neither monkey nor human

[@gabrote42]

I reply with a sequential breakdown down from Eukaryote in taxonomy, and if they reject the system I will ask questions about what they use instead and disprove it when they contradict themselves

[@snarkventuregaming4746]

I hereby propose raising the marriage age to 130. Clearly we aren't going extinct fast enough! Lol

[@i0x37]

Most people have children before marriage, just so you know

[@StripedTheProtector]

@@i0x37 Yeah, but the joke was in tune with the idiot's logic.

[@snarkventuregaming4746]

@@i0x37 Tell me you didn't watch the video without telling me you didn't watch the video.

[@enerioffutt1881]

I'm having flashbacks to the movie 'Idiocracy'.

[@waffles3629]

As someone who had more than one parent of a classmate get pissed their child got pregnant because "But I didn't let them learn how to have sex" there are sadly people who believe schools are teaching us sex techniques.

[@waffles3629]

@Nic DeGrave I'm somewhat scared to ask, but why?

[@IndrasChildDeepAsleep]

I always wondered why they think this? Like, just find out, you know? It's not hard...

[@waffles3629]

@@IndrasChildDeepAsleep yeah. Like I'm sex repulsed with zero interest in ever having sex and I still knew what sex was before I was taught what it was by an adult. (Well at least heteronormative sex) Because kids talk and hormones don't wait for the correlating academic lesson to be taught. I already had a pregnant classmate before we were taught about periods, let alone sex (don't worry, the sex was consensual even if the pregnancy was a complete surprise because neither person knew how pregnancies actually start). Also these people don't think because at least one person accused the principal of getting her daughter pregnant...the principal was a cis woman.

[@lemolea9571]

It's more disgusting when you factor in that early sex ed protects kids from SA. You can't report something if you don't know what it is and why it's wrong. Kids with no sex ed are vulnerable to being taken advantage of.

[@waffles3629]

@@lemolea9571 yep, and even if they do know it's wrong, if they don't have the right words they might not be taken seriously.

[@artistryanxiety6132]

18:37 As soon as I heard the age of 12, I physically cringed and immediately blurted out "NO". That man needs to be put on a list.

[@mayraalejandragonzalezeraz5886]

Jail.

[@jessicamondy5638]

Re: "inventing" things that already exists I was walking upstairs wrapped in a blanket, thinking how convenient it would be if blankets were tailored to fit over your arms (like snuggies) BUT it would be even better if they also wrapped around your individual legs!!! Clothes. I was thinking of clothes. It was a very sleep deprived time of my life.

[@foolsenigma]

Wow, i cant believe my mom was able to give birth to 4 kids during her 30s despite women being unable to concieve after age 25. Miracles happen every day

[@Jayson_grayson]

…if women could only have children before 25 years old then humanity would be fricked Like I genuinely hope you’re joking

[@PixelPandas]

@@Jayson_grayson i think that was sarcasm

[@mindcraft5093]

@@Jayson_grayson That was sarcasm lol, one post in the video said something along the lines of "Blabla women can't have kids after 25"

[@aduckofsomesort]

@@Jayson_grayson also humanity would not be fricked.

[@elenad.9019]

"Just abandon Twitter, become one with nature! Plant your feet and become a tree!" That caught me off guard, I laughed so hard 😂

[@Ramsey276one]

O M G XD

[@Ramsey276one]

14:04

[@nuvaboy]

Huh. There's a Subway to Sally song about this. Maybe we should take it to heart!

[@ColorWheel87]

i have *scott*

[@Kylora2112]

I love seeing the "$400k (or more) a year is barely enough to make ends meet!" articles where it lists ALL of a person's/family's expenses and it factors in all their vacations, clothes, kids' activities, and they still have $50k+ put into savings accounts and $10k salted away for "emergencies" (but they have no extra money...).

[@Erissa]

The pickles one hits hard for me. I am allergic to cucumbers. I hate when I tell people I can't have pickles on my food because I am allergic to cucumbers and they say "but it is a pickle." -.- Or they think they are being smart by just removing the pickle and totally ignoring the fact that the food is now covered in the juice.

[@chancewill6910]

I hate allergies. "If I take it off, it was never there." YOU WANT ME TO DIE MOM

[@ConstantChaos1]

OK, so depending on the pickle it can actually be perfectly safe for you to eat them A) pretty much only in the Americas and maybe the uk does a pickle refer exclusively to pickled cucumber and B) depending on the allergy in question a hot pickled cucumber might be safe for you, I am allergic to cucumbers and its enough for me but then again my allergy is pretty mild Obviously I am not your allergist and immunologist and you are mych more familiar with your body than I am, but hopefully you can get some that work for you (or find a new kind of pickle that you like)

[@pedestrian6402]

Fun-fact: Mammals in German would translate to something like "breast-feeding-animals". So here nobody believes they are not animals 😂

[@akemiflameborg]

In Polish mammal is literally "a thing that sucks" 😅

[@nerdywitches]

In Finnish mammal is something that "has teats".

[@kamilululu2515]

@@akemiflameborg It's one word, so it's a literal sucker, if you will

[@alexpitrons2631]

I'm curious how whale are described in German, they are mammals too

[@pedestrian6402]

@@alexpitrons2631 "Wal". Not very spectacular :D

[@Klmp13]

If we're doing the "biologically accurate mermaid" then i had better see some translucent skin, no eyes or giant eyes, bioluminescence, and some sort of defensive mechanism, as well as jaw/teeth structures indicative of what they eat down there.

[@JadenTapscott]

Or even countershading if they live near the surface (or just even still having to breathe air)...

[@katm5010]

It'd be the perfect horror story for adults that used to love little mermaid. 😈🤣 I know I would 🙃

[@intercat4907]

How many eggs would she lay at once?

[@saphironkindris]

Yeah, I can aallllmost see the logic they used behind that one. But they're also kind of missing the forest for the trees there, there's a lot of unscientific stuff about mermaids. Some of it far more egregious than being black. Like, if you don't want the 'the little mermaid' character to be remade with a different skin colour just for the sake of diversity or because it's not true to the identity of the original character, I can completely understand that, but do we really want to bring science into the series about mermaids, magic, gods, and curses?

[@Woo_Woo_Woman]

That's what Matt Walsh said.

[@screamingbennett882]

Lol when people say that women can't have babies after 30, I like to point to myself. My mother had me at age 42. I am her only child.

[@MandieKearns-Moore]

My grandmother was 42 when my mother was born. She is the youngest of 6. Two sides of the same coin I think

[@Valoelify]

My mom had me at 44. Lmao at these goofy fools.

[@94DeathAngel]

Similar, my mom had me at 41.

[@94DeathAngel]

Similar, my mom had me at 41.

[@niamhemily4842]

The misogyny and astrology argument is actually pretty interesting. I think the argument comes in because astrology is something a lot of younger girls like, not as something to seriously believe in but just a fun thing to look at. And a lot young girls face ridicule for any hobby they have - reading YA, horse riding etc (or at least where I grew up) and making fun of any hobbies young girls may have is routed in misogyny. However, as adults, I don’t think there’s that much misogyny to it, just people taking each other too seriously :) (Edit: I feel like I have to clarify that this is speaking from the personal experience of where I grew up. Anyone can like astrology regardless of gender identity, but where I grew up girls were made fun of for taking an interest in ANYTHING that wasn't like sewing and baking)

[@EminayDrackoness]

riiiiiiiiiiiiight cause gender roles say that young boys cant like astrology. What exactly makes astrology "Girly" pray tell...? your logic seems pretty pointlessly gendered there. Misogyny is enforcing gender roles onto women like saying astrology is for young girls, or that women should be barefoot prego and in the kitchen. Misogyny is claiming that women are different than men and there for cannot do certain things or that only women can do certain things.... do you really not see the fly in you ointment there? You honestly think that young boys dont read YA or ride horses? Try being a young boy who wants to do ballet....

[@batcrow6224]

I remember the ones who enjoyed horse riding (almost always girls) were respected for having such an interesting thing to be doing on the weekends. Almost everyone assumed that they were going to become veterinarians though (not really sure if thats good/bad or just a random stereotype)

[@KingNedya]

I was the same way with astrology. I was super interested in it because I liked the concept and thought it was cool, but I never believed it. Plus, in my case, it was a gateway to other interests, namely Greek mythology, writing, and astronomy/astrophysics. And I now plan to pursue a degree in astrophysics in the future, and have written a novel. All because my dad had a rug with the astrological zodiac wheel.

[@0gammag0]

@@KingNedya That’s kind of how I feel with religion - it’s such an interesting concept, the idea that god(s) watch over humans and the world, but I’d never be able to _actually_ believe in it

[@nathanjereb9944]

@@batcrow6224 my mom really loves animals, especially horses - I think mainly due to her growing up on a farm - and she still rides horses to this day at a local horse riding club

[@rainbowsnek]

tbh i think a translucent mermaid would actually look awesome for a mermaid movie idc about changing any other features, just make them completely see-through like a ghost. make the sailors think they're being haunted by ocean spirits or something

[@NewPaulActs17]

stellaris has an aquatic portrait like that- transparent flesh is creepy as hell

[@celiashen5490]

Considering life of the very deep, it'd make sense.

[@emilygrimm5222]

And now I want to draw mermaids based on deep sea creatures

[@rainbowsnek]

@@emilygrimm5222 bro do it, it's really fun making mermaids that don't look like stereotypical media-mers. i used to draw cyborg ones with robotic tails. it's epic, highly recommend

[@emilygrimm5222]

@@rainbowsnek doesn’t take much encouragement 😂

[@Thesunmaid]

I had a coworker whose mind I blew one day at work...she asked if there was a such thing as non alcoholic wine. I replied joking yes it's called grape juice. She stared at me amazed. She had no idea..(yes they do actually make no alcoholic wine I am aware...and yes this person was real) she also once asked for water with no ice because she did not want the ice to melt and water it down....I swear to god this actually happened and she is an actual person who somehow made it to adulthood.

[@janemiettinen5176]

I had a friend who couldnt understand how raisins are made of grapes, it just didnt compute.. also, my much younger cousins mind was blown when she figured out what eggs really are, I think she was like 14 (way too old, and they are literally called chicken eggs in our language..). I didnt dare to tell her what veal really was, as she was so upset already. Veal is part is many Finnish kids favourite food, kotletti. Hers too.

[@janemiettinen5176]

@Nic DeGrave “Im bringing handful of hot buttered native Americans to thanksgiving”.. Im intrigued, her party concept must be very different, yet very specific. Cant stop imagining it! Thanks for the giggles :)

[@Theonly_z_Official]

“REAL woman has 0 hair” 👁👄👁 Pubic hair and head hair: So what we’re supposed be bald?

[@GPPAA]

Not to mention armpit hair (meant for a friction blocker)

[@dyscotopia]

Mark is a genius. He gets us to watch these meme reaction videos because it's funny to laugh at silly people, but the amount of critical thinking and knowledge he packs in between makes clear he's still an educator at heart. He's like the devil. He promises you hedonistic delights, but instead we end up learning stuff.

[@acetheenby1475]

My brain buffered for a minute there and I genuinely forgot his name is Mark and he's not just The Click. 😂

[@Lyra556]

@@acetheenby1475 shit i didnt even know his name is Mark

[@soulgazer11]

Couldn't have said it better

[@missnaomi613]

@@Lyra556 then you probably haven't seen his music channel, Mark Deck. I highly recommend it.

[@Lyra556]

@@missnaomi613 i havent, but i'll check it out. Thanks!!

[@AshTheWeird15]

the fact I nearly had a breakdown when I saw the wolf pup/husky one tells me that either I need to go to counseling or I am morally sane. I'm not sure which one it is but I know I am about to cry.

[@mirandarensberger6919]

Don't worry, it means you're a good person with appropriate emotional reactions.

[@frufruJ]

Yeah, I googled her and I shouldn't have. The pics were worse than those shown here. I'd go full John Wick if anyone touched my cats! (Well not FULL full, but, you know...)

[@chatboulon743]

@@frufruJ She'd probably mistake your cats for mountain lions or something. 😒

[@AshTheWeird15]

@@frufruJ wait what else did she do? Don't go into detail too much though because I'd rather not cry even harder

[@Sincyn241]

@@AshTheWeird15 Dead Dove: Do Not Eat - if you’re crying already, then this is not a thought path you want to go down. The curiosity isn’t worth your mental health and maybe images you can’t get out of your head. As somebody with occasional impulse control issues myself, I beg you to pause and ask yourself if this information you really want. You and your peace are important. 💜

[@samwisegamgee6532]

After reading all of that, I’m now convinced that we should raise marriage age to 25 and let humanity go extinct.😅😅

[@saza.nam1223]

I slightly agree, though humanity won't go extinct from that. alot of people have children in their 30's anyway

[@samwisegamgee6532]

@@saza.nam1223 I was just referring to the insane tweet saying that women can’t have babies after 25 at 19:15 😉

[@JesterofHockey]

Brilliant.

[@someonessecondaltaccount6932]

​@@saza.nam1223omor plusg is agree able

[@VeryHungryShark]

I hate it when people judge people on star signs you really can’t control when you are born Edit: I don’t hate astronomy btw it’s just people judging people from their star signs

[@AngelEmfrbl]

Not to mention the starlings were written before they knew the universe was moving. So everyone is now a different starting to what they think by 1 month.

[@jamadventuresaround]

Sounds like a Scorpio is angry about something 😂

[@infinityalbi9840]

@@jamadventuresaround I think this is a joke, I hope this is a joke, but this is the internet so you can't ever be sure. So just to be safe, were you joking?

[@Albinelor]

Also stars don't control your behavior. That's just an easy excuse.

[@bogwife7942]

there just wasn't enough prejudice in the world already. they had to go make up a new one

[@kaybadberg534]

“At 25, a woman is nearly unable to have children at this time period.” My mother, who had me, her oldest child, at 27: 🤨

[@emilybarclay8831]

Ha, jokes on you, my mum got married at 30, had me at 33 and my sister at 36, beat that

[@katzersarts]

Here to beat that: My mum was 40 when she got my lil sis

[@zontiky]

was watching a the click video with a friend. she wouldn't stop laughing. turned to me and said, "the jokes aren't even funny, this guy's laugh is just super infectious."

[@redcapo011]

How dare she, the jokes are hilarious

[@redcapo011]

@@sebastianimation6100 right, my bad

[@elaexplorer]

I was on Reddit and it became obvious the person I was talking to just wanted to argue and be rude. So I blocked and moved on. She got on another account to tell me that was mean, and to continue being rude. I blocked that one without engaging. Some people just aren't happy unless they're in open conflict with someone else.

[@NobodyNowhereKnowhow]

Nuh-uhh. You’re wrong. Oh, and mean and rude.

[@nathanjereb9944]

It's like a rude version of tinkerbell They die when you stop believing in them, or in this case, engaging with them

[@Lyra556]

@@nathanjereb9944 I just love the analogy

[@NewPaulActs17]

og family guy- let's fight! them's fightin' words! *brawling*

[@janemiettinen5176]

Thats called narcissism, some borderlines and psychopaths cant live without drama either. Its their world and we are just statists in it. Only way to get rid off these people is to ignore them, so kudos to you, its not always easy :)

[@macvictok6322]

I got humbled so fast with my thought of speaking a „neutral“ language. I went on vacation to Denmark and met other Germans from the north (I’m from the south). I always thought my German was neutral but they figured it out after a few words of small talk

[@grenade8572]

I'm a french-speaking belgian. Everyone notice my accent, but people disagree where my accent comes from. Tjis is because I modify my accent very easily (but withoit noticing and even willing) according to the place I live. For now, my accent is a mess between the place I was born (a place with a strong local accent), an accent from a town near France (so, some think I have a french accent), and a german accent (I lived in a german-speaking town, 10 minuts far from the german border). 😅

[@user-le3lw8ke3z]

For the red pill/blue pill riddle, the answer is to eat half of every pill.

[@alfonzo2369]

How would that work though? Wouldn't you just end up with-, Oh shite I am legally stupid nvm

[@schnuffelschnuffel141]

OHHHHHHH NOW I GET IT oh my god..

[@Bookwright]

I'm more confused about how he knew the colour of the pils in the first place. He knew he had two red and two blue how?

[@SarahAbramova]

Yup Edit: jeez, a lot of you make this riddle needlessly complicated. This is actually the official solution.

[@SarahAbramova]

@@Bookwright idk, maybe the doctor told him? Or maybe he just knows he needs to eat two different medications and we know what colors they are.

[@DraconiaCdR]

8:58 fun fact: in Resident Evil 2, they wrote "WELLCOME" on one office. Later, in Resident Evil 2 Remake, they wrote "WELCOME", but you can find and extra "L" on a table

[@FarHowling]

"At 25, a Woman is nearly unable to have children" - oh gee, I guess I'm some sort of miracle for being preggo at age 30, and so was my mother for having my brother and me at age 32 and 34. Come to think of it, almost every parents I know became parents past 25 years of age. We're truly blessed, I guess.

[@junkabella6324]

Oh, indeed! Being pregnant at 34 - i must be a biological miracle! 😂

[@mindcraft5093]

Oh my! How could that happen?

[@dewmilk17]

My mom who had me at 36 must be a miracle!

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

My mother was 38 when she had my sibling, crazy!!!

[@mindcraft5093]

@@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername By the gods! That wamen certainly must have made a deal with satan, otherwise that would have no explanaition! _Also your Name made me chuckle lol_

[@KaityKat117]

My favorite thing about those astrology people is I'll be like "I told this person I was a Sagittarius to mess with them, but really I'm a scorpio" and they'll be like "lol that is such a scorpio thing to do" and then I can hit them with "jokes on you, I'm still lying, I'm actually a Gemini." last time I mentioned this in a KZbin comment, someone replied and said it was something a Gemini would do or something like that. Guess what. I'm still lying. And every time, I just pick another random sign and every time, I get the exact same response. It's hilarious. Maybe just maybe your entire personality isn't decided by the time of year you were born. Crazy idea, i know.

[@BlazeNStar]

You don't even have to grow up in a certain place to have that accent, it all depends the people who raised you and the audio media you grew up with. I have a French Canadian friend who has a British accent because she only ever watched British media (especially as a child) and hated socializing with people.

[@Andreas_42]

My father is from Italy, my mother from Croatia, I grew up in the German speaking part of Switzerland and watched a lot of Austrian television as a kid. Which accent should I have? 🤔 The answer is rather profane: The Swiss accent when speaking High German and the accent of the village I grew up when speaking Swiss German 😀

[@miglek9613]

In my country (not a native english speaker) we are only taught british English pronunciation but most of the internet is in american english so you can sorta tell apart those who are chronically online and those who are not by their english accent

[@nevepercival2829]

I have a friend like this too, she is Portuguese with an American accent as all the english she learnt was from american sources and media. she had a phase where she tried to put on a british accent and sounded so much like an american mocking the british and it was so funny

[@bellablue5285]

I am apparently one of those annoying people who pick up accents without realizing it, I noticed it badly after about a week in the UK with specific words. Also spent first couple years talking with a very strong southie accent (south boston), and picked up a southeast VA accent after not long there as well. I've gotten a bit loose about it through the years, but sometimes I have to really focus on maintaining a neutral mid-atlantic accent, which is kind of a wild thought.

[@nevepercival2829]

@@bellablue5285 thats actually kinda cool, and not annoying to most people. the only reason we found that freind annoying was bc nobody liked her in the first place lmao (also not me having to search up what VA was lol)

[@alfonzo2369]

"How does a respiratory virus get into the bloodstream? Basic biology says otherwise..." Oxygen: *excuse me what the frick*

[@vetreas366]

Oxygen is a myth. And if you want to convince me otherwise, show it to me in a picture! You can't because it's invisimible so it doesn't exist!

[@NewPaulActs17]

carbon dioxide: squints hard

[@raelogan]

... Did people forget that "The Little Mermaid" cartoon series from Disney that had a black mermaid who was also deaf and communicated with sign language?

[@Tae12824]

I know a girl who is 12 years old and literally hasn't had her period yet and therefore cannot have babies, why would someone really say that the time for childbirth is 12...

[@Pastelpurplecryptid]

Because that person is a moron and prob a disgusting person

[@andressigalat602]

Because he wants to have sex with 12 year old girls, and wants to pretend that it's morally right and should be legal.

[@rickwrites2612]

Your right that these are garbage ppl,. However technically you can get pregnant in wks right before your 1st period. Because the egg is released ahead of period. But yea its an exception.

[@yamicchuu]

When the guy tweeted "babies float around inside the woman" I just imagined that dvd logo that bounces off the corners of the screen

[@kjb-gamesandreading3981]

6:40 actually, merfolk who live closer to the surface would have darker skin due to near constant sun exposure, while the deep sea mer would be fairly fat, similarly to a blob fish, due to the amount of pressure of the ocean above them.

[@evangonzalez7732]

Similarly, because of the eyes being fairly humanlike and small, they would live either above water, at the top of the water, or both, like the Zora from LOZ, since their eyes aren't attuned to the deep sea.

[@meredithmitchell8921]

I think you’re just making a comparison, but blob fish don’t normally look the way they do in some of the most popular photos(pink, huge, floppy, etc). Those photos are from when they were brought up from the depths too quickly and essentially “exploded”(not the exact correct word, forgive me) due to the change in pressure

[@aduckofsomesort]

You know things aren’t fat from deep-sea pressure right?

[@FlyingBisonSuperiority]

@@aduckofsomesortI think they meant fat because of needing extra body heat for the cold temps of deep sea. That’s the theory I’ve heard from some people

[@annak8755]

On the Ukraine thing, a teacher in England actually asked me if my mom is Ukrainian how could I be white. That's when I told her that my mother's village was 20km from the old pre WW2 border with Poland thinking that would help her imagine the location. But NO she responded that she didn't know Poland had lands in Africa😱.

[@MayYourGodGoWithYou]

Something wrong there because if she grew up and was educated in England then she would know where Poland was. Poland was the reason the UK went to war in 1939 and there is NO WAY that she could or would think it was in Africa UNLESS she wasn't from the UK in the first place. Sounds like something a US teacher would say but NOT a teacher in the UK.

[@katzea.a7880]

@@MayYourGodGoWithYou Yeah that's more like it. Don't you feel like this certain, specific type of ignorance when it comes to geography always comes from the US?

[@annak8755]

@@MayYourGodGoWithYou She was an elementary English language teacher and my homestay host, so I don't know how good her geography was or if she thought Poland had colonies, I just don't know. It was her American born pilot husband who had to get a map of Europe and argue with her. But that was when I was in school way before the whole war that is happening now.

[@LadyPsychic]

My guess is that your teacher got Ukraine confused with Uganda.

[@MayYourGodGoWithYou]

@@annak8755 The UK doesn't have elementary school, primary definitely but I'm not certain how that corresponds to elementary. And if her husband was USAmerican then was it anything to do with US; military. IF she was British then she WOULD have known roughly where Poland was - and very certainly that it wasn't in Africa - and that it WAS in Europe. Especially as the UK news - which we also received in NZ - was very vocal in the subject of Lech Walesa (sorry my keyboard doesn't do accents) in fighting against communism and the USSR based government in Poland. I think EVERYONE in Europe knew basically where Poland was at that time. And since because BOTH countries are/were in the EU. Also she would have known that Ukraine was - depending on the year - either a separate country OR a part of the USSR. Education in the UK may not be what it was but it has NEVER been that bad. Heck, I was educated in New Zealand and, even if I couldn't immediately pinpoint them on a map, I knew that both Poland and Ukraine were Central/Eastern Europe. Unless she was USAmerican, or a very recent immigrant from a country that had little if anything to do with Europe, then there is definitely something fishy about the story. Sorry but there are a lot of teachers in my family, both in the UK and Ireland, and they ALL stated that if she was a fully qualified UK teacher then she definitely knew both Poland AND Ukraine were in the central bit of Europe, even if she couldn't immediately put her finger on them on a map.

[@halldoralarsen86]

His voice change when reading the "12-year-old wedding age" was highly relatable but also hilarious.

[@bridgetbenson6291]

as a 40 yo woman I can confirm that I'm practically dead. we'll ignore the fact that I had a baby at 35. lol . I think the reason these boys make posts women over 35 or 25 in that post's case is because the older women get the less bs we are willing to put up with.

[@doggo9567]

I think it's genuine lack of experience and intelligence I'm 24 and my gf 30 she knows what she wants and I don't have to play games to get a straight answer shits nice

[@missnaomi613]

Yeah. I had my kids at (almost) 26, 29 and 32. I'm now almost 51, and take sh*t from nobody anymore. If I thought my value was tied up in my ability to keep popping out infants, maybe I'd be bothered? 🤷‍♀

[@alisaurus4224]

My mom had six kids from when she was 27 to 41 with no fertility treatments. That guy is a dillhole

[@hippybecca]

The brain finishes developing/maturing around 25.

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I believe the women who shot a wolf pup was actually a woman who did kill a husky. It was news and she rightfully got a ton of hate and she amd her boyfriend weren't backing down and said it was fine since it was a stray and didn't realize how terrible of a thing they did even if it was a wolf

[@crystlelakefarm1254]

How can someone say that? Even if it was a stray it doesn't make it right to kill a domestic animal. If it was friendly enough I would have kept it as a pet if I was the one in that situation. I hope they rot in hell for taking an innocent dog's life

[@TheBre1491]

Seriously? What is wrong with them. That poor dog. Makes me want to cry. A stray?! A Stray! Why does that make it any better? I’m really scared that her and her bf are still allowed to carry guns. What if it was a run away kid? Is that fine too? Ug 😢

[@TemporalWarrior]

According to the replies of another comment it wasn't even a stray

[@phoenixfreefall]

The number of men who believe women can't have babies after [pick some random young age] is ridiculous. I'm over here with my 35 year old self and my newborn, laughing with my 44 year old friend with her 2 year old. All my friends in their 30s are having babies right now.

[@ConstantChaos1]

Maria del Carmen Bousada de Lara gave birth to 2 healthy daughters at 66 years and 358 days of age Mangayamma Yaramati also had twins at more than 74 years of age and they too were healthy children So 25? Gurl that's that's like ⅓ the record

[@izukumidoriya8600]

Mum pushed me out 17 years ago and she's 59 now

[@airacummins5076]

I read somewhere that it's based on a census from around the 1400's in France

[@janerecluse4344]

They're just perverts and cowards, who want much younger women or actual children because they're intimidated by grown women, have fetishes, and want virgins because anyone with experience would realize how terrible they are at sex.

[@izukumidoriya8600]

@@janerecluse4344 can't forget the ones who were just raised by these types of people who want it cause they're trained to want it and we should feel bad for and help educate those kinds of people

[@hufflepuffvoldida7977]

24:45 this one is even more funny in german bacause animals are „tiere“ and mammals are „säugetiere“

[@Antje_An]

Same with Dutch 😂

[@ArcherFudge]

i went from "haha these people are so dumb" to fucking mortified so quick when i saw the one with the brutally killed young husky. I am sitting here watching this with my own 2 month old husky (his name is Finn and he is precious) and it just hurt my heart. Rest in peace, little fluffball

[@carmelo6546]

6:19 alot of deep sea creatures actually purposely are darker colors to better blend into the environment, meaning you wouldn't even see their motion

[@Andreas_42]

Not until it's to late... 🧜💀

[@maybelater2160]

Depending how deep if they live really deep they would be white or translucent, blind, slimy and the size of a building

[@nathanjereb9944]

@@maybelater2160 and might be an Aldrich horror if you go too far

[@JoshSweetvale]

It's not the color. It's the African features. White jesus bad? Then black European myth bad.

[@Lrd_Storm]

Yes, but then the mermaid would need to be covered in black scales or smt, because the only way to pigment skin (a natural colour at least) is with melanin, which needs sunlight. It's a stupid argument anyway, the original fairytale had the mermaid be green, so any natural skintone is wrong. If you have her with human skin might as well give some representation

[@localfup]

32:02 I believe I saw a news article about that woman. The dog was a stray, one of many abandoned in the wilderness by someone, and, according to the most recent info I could find, she wasn't charged and they're still trying to figure out who abandoned 10+ dogs in the forest.

[@ladyceleste1958]

As a 29 year old afab who doesn't have kids, I'm okay with being the reason we go existent. 🤣

[@Hugomilkinson180]

r/boneappletea

[@junkabella6324]

*extinct *out of existence

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

No no theyre right Exist + not = Existn't 🤷‍♀️/s

[@redvelvetshoes]

How do you know you can have babies if you don’t know if you were assigned correctly at birth?

[@CouldntThinkOfaGoodUsername]

@@redvelvetshoes what??

[@commanderkruge]

An acquaintance of mine who's totally into astrology tried convincing me with having me read a book about it... And it really explained extremely good how and why astrology works, just not the way she thought: It had, of course, a list of all the star signs and what the people who are born under them are supposed to be like. And there a very obvious pattern became apparent... Pretty much every starsign was something like: - Aquariusssess are very calm and introverted, except for some cases, where they are extroverted and like the company of others. - Capricorns like sports and manual labour, but sometimes also can be more into arts. - Cancers all like rock music, except for those who don't... Granted, it was hidden a little better in the text, but basically every property the members of a star sign are supposed to have a sentence or two later would have it's opposite "exceptions". Horoscopes often use similar methods with their predictions. It's just some cheap trick.

[@AhsimNreiziev]

What's the difference between Astrology and Horoscopes again?

[@commanderkruge]

@@AhsimNreiziev No, I meant: the trick was used in those basic descriptions I was talking about AND in Horoscopes,

[@katzea.a7880]

@@AhsimNreiziev Horoscopes are mere charts that only use the sun signs based on astrology, astrology gives a whole celestial map with every planet's position at the time of your birth to consider

[@darkdragoness5]

Something I remember reading that *slightly* gives a reasoning to the horoscope personalities is that mothers who receive more sunlight while pregnant have babies who are generally happier and less prone to depression. I don't know how accurate it is, and it only implies that a mother has to be receiving sunlight.

[@commanderkruge]

I don't know, but it definitely sounds MUCH more likely to have a possible effect on someone's development than the position of a speck of dust somewhere in space (metaphorically speaking). I dare say that, except perhaps for a hypothetical supernova, other stars than the sun will never EVER have any direct kind of influence on our life. :D

[@Soulessnight4]

32:32 yeah she killed a huskie, likely one that was let go into the woods cause people are assholes, worse yet she doubled down acting like the victim from harassment and saying she did nothing wrong

[@zelga6425]

The best part about the "Vaccines cause Autism" argument to me is, that I was diagnosed with Autism at the age of 10. My mother is anti-vax so I got my first shots when i moved out. So as long as vaccines can´t travel in time, there is no way that autism is only caused by them.

[@sarahblack9333]

And even if vaccines *did* cause autism, THAT'S STILL LEAGUES BETTER THAN BEING DEAD

[@lucyla9947]

I'm sorry but I'd like to politely disagree, in my opinion the best part is that the entire idea that Vaccines cause Autism was caused by a charlatan who knowingly spread bullshit in an attempt to get people to BUY HIS OWN VACCINE, also the fact that the coinventor of said Vaccine was a person who thought he could cure Autism with his bone marrow. Also the "study" was funded by a lawyer trying to get proof that Vaccines cause Autism so he could use it in a case from a bunch of Parents who already reached that conclusion with no evidence who decided to sue the vaccine companies, and that a significant number of the children in the study were the kids of said parents, also that some of the kids who were listed as "Autistic" weren't actually Autistic. In conclusion Wakefield and his "study" were a bunch of lies written to help a bullshit lawsuit and to help him convince people to buy his vaccine, and as a result the Anti-vax movement was founded.

[@DES_-yo9zg]

10:43 The money will depreciate if they just print more money and taxes are made to fund public services like first responders

[@SassyGirl822006]

You have no idea how often I encounter people who think that Link is named Zelda, and don't realise that the princess has a name, or that she is Zelda.

[@princeapoopoo5787]

Worse when you realise that Zelda is an actual real name that real living beings have and it isn't as if the Zelda in LoZ is the only notable person/character to have that name. I also find it funny how that person decided to pick one of the most gender neutral male protagonists in gaming as their "this is too woke" hill to die on.

[@mordestar5777]

The princess Zelda was named after Zelda Fitzgerald iirc, and gender in the Zelda series is er... complicated. Watch James Somerton's video on it, they're good at explaining that stuff.

[@amyhughes2149]

Everyone knows that the guy dressed in green is actually Zelda's monster

[@eMorphized]

@@princeapoopoo5787 While we're at it, Link is also a name that people have.

[@shivaubaubeeluck1068]

"Real woman don't have body hair" "Real men have beards".

[@lawrencelopez9839]

mermaids would have darker skin and stuff though so they can camouflage and blend in the deep sea. Being colorful would work if they were in corals but I'm pretty sure they're too big to live in coral reefs.

[@RockingNeverland_]

And they would be fat! The deep sea is cold af!

[@Notmyname1593]

@@RockingNeverland_ Depending if they are cold or warm blooded.

[@frazzledazzle1563]

Assuming mermaids would live in the deep sea, they wouldn't have dark skin. They would have transparent skin similar to other deep sea creatures. They wouldn't need dark skin for camouflage as the deep sea is completely black, so nothing can see down there. They would most likely be gray with transparent skin and they would either have no eyes or massive ones. They'd be pretty scary looking.

[@flusendieb6833]

if mermaids existed, they may as well come in all different shapes, colours and sizes. So some would be as small as sardines or something and live in coral reefs, and some would be as big as a whaleshark, and then there'd be anything in between as well.

[@NobodyNowhereKnowhow]

And fish vaginas.

[@thekarlshow_tm]

“Real women don’t grow body hair” “Why don’t you shave your arms and legs” What I’m not feminine enough for you? Maybe that’s cuz I’m a TRANS GUY!

[@Octo_0687]

The Click is basically KZbin's father, fueled with wholesomeness, memes, and other unknown stuff. He gives knowledge and facts that other people think is true to themselves. He constantly proves himself to be all those in many ways.

[@89justgame]

He's more like your lit uncle, who is unusually cool compared to your dad/other uncles

[@hellmark6666]

What does that make one topic?

[@geomeopeoleo1740]

@@hellmark6666 One Topic and Click are both internet dads just for different kids

[@RockingNeverland_]

To me, OT is the wholesome dad and Click is the weird but cool uncle

[@eurodara]

for me he's like a cool brother or cousin, since I am probably around the same age

[@tacolemon1992]

I once saw someone say that the whole "Alpha beta sigma" thing was just astrology for dudes so the next time a guy tells me he's an "Alpha male" or a "Sigma male" I'm going to ask him what star sign that is just to piss him off

[@voidseeker4394]

Yup. That 's old deprecated concept that already been dismissed by psychologists, and is far from being accurate.

[@darksmiley5081]

The accent part: totally right! You pick up the accent/dialect from those around you naturally while you grow up, and well, I live in germany, and my family is kinda living all over the country, so until someone pointed out that my dialect is a mix of multiple different ones, I thought I was the master of understanding everyone from any part of the country. No, I just learned the dialects while I learned how to speak xD And another funny thing: when you speak multiple languages well, it can happen that the accent you have when learning a new one is not your native language. While I learned spanish I didn't have a german accent, I had an english accent while speaking

[@carmencarpio2249]

Spaniard here, and I have a German accent when speaking English! My English teacher was German 😁. When I work in a multilingual environs, and change from English to Spanish, I will get a "wait, you speak also Spanish?!" reaction, because people assume my first language is German. It never gets old 😂

[@JadeAislin]

Funny enough, a lot of singers (singing in English) sound like a general American accent when they sing, even when they have distinct accents when talking. I think it has something to do with how their genre of music sings the vowels which makes it sound vaguely American. This even happens to native English speaker, like the UK or New Zealand.

[@kylarnkfv994]

I taught English in Japan for a while and I had a student who went to university in Russia and then stayed for a few more years to work and that's where she really started learning English, so she spoke English with a Russian accent and it was amazing

[@TeganThrussell]

On the topic of accents. I had to record an audio bit for my older brother yesterday, and he asked me to do a "neutral accent". I asked what that meant, and he said he wanted to go lean slightly South English, or slightly American. So I just asked "do you want an American accent or an English accent? Make up your mind." He repeated that he wanted a neutral one, I got really confused, recorded with my normal hybrid accent, and he didn't correct it. For context, we are Australian, with a mildly South English accent from being first gen. He at least had the self awareness to know our accent isn't neutral, and that we do have an Australian accent, but he didn't notice that in the recording I was still very clearly Australian! XD I still do not know what he wanted.

[@eMorphized]

Maybe the Trans-Atlantic Accent from the 1920s? No one actually spoke in it, but it was everywhere.

[@strbourne]

1:57 the blind man cuts every pill in half and makes sure to keep the left and right halves of each pill in separate piles. At the end, each pile will contain 2 halves of red pills and 2 halves of blue pills, so he can just take either pile!

[@pearlofthedarkage]

What if they are liquid filled?

[@ellaser93]

@@pearlofthedarkage Pills, by definition, don't have liquids. For them to have liquid in them, they would need to be capsules. Tablets and Pills are completely solid. Now the real question is whether or not the pills have the pre-scoring necessary to be split uniformly and safely.

[@Ramsey276one]

Ah! Pills, not caplets!! XD

[@WombatMan64]

@@pearlofthedarkage The real problem would be, what if they crumble into powder when cut? I suppose if you're careful you can do it. But it does create a logistical problem, particularly if you weren't expecting it.

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

Beat me to the comment lol

[@daychild_]

“you can’t have kids after the age of 25” my parents who had me when they were in their 30s would disagree 💀💀

[@thewitchsfamiliar]

This person's mind would be blown if they knew my parents had my sister in their 40s...

[@rhondaflesher8313]

I met this one lady who had her first and only child when she went through the change at fifty.

[@zammmerjammer]

My dad was 47 when I was born. My grandma was surprised with the arrival of my aunt when she was 46.

[@pauluna4769]

My aunt has TWINS when she was 44

[@animejesus8940]

my parents had me at 40😆😅

[@bigboomer1013]

Imagine if the guy who said that the legal age of marriage is 12, was actualy dyslexic and ment to write 21.

[@miloart850]

I'm going to stick with this for the sake of my disgust

[@AhsimNreiziev]

I thought that too for a while, until I got to the "women can't have children after 25" part......

[@i0x37]

@@AhsimNreiziev what if he is dyslexic and meant 52

[@AhsimNreiziev]

@@i0x37 Good point. I hadn't thought of that. Let's go with that then. Which wouldn't make him entirely incorrect either if I've got my menopause ages correct.

[@hypsyzygy506]

He also said: if you can be pregnant, you should get pregnant. He did mean 12.

[@meredithmitchell8921]

26:05 my college geology professor actually explained it in a really good way. If you have a single ice cube in a glass of water that’s almost full, it won’t overflow when the ice cube melts. But if you have a glass that has multiple ice cubes in it and also almost full of water, it will overflow. I can’t do his explanation justice without pictures and it has been a few years since I’ve taken the class, so I’m sorry if it doesn’t make sense.

[@CheckeredCardz]

2:07 I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to cut each pill and take a half of each, that’ll add up to one of each pill technically

[@alphahunterd]

I wonder how you make sure you've taken the right color half though. like what if you had cut them in half but accidentally taken four red halves

[@corbinius.]

@@alphahunterd well you cut it in half, and then eat one half, and repeat it with the other pills

[@alphahunterd]

@@corbinius. but how do you know once you've cut them? also what if it's not separated by color originally? so its red and blue on either side and you accidentally just take only red pill?

[@CheckeredCardz]

@@alphahunterd don't overthink it 😅 It said 2 red pills a d 2 blue pills so I'd expect them both to be solid colour not half colour

[@miglek9613]

@@alphahunterd put the already cut halves away from the non cut ones

[@55alegria]

If someone tries to use human extinction as an argument of why I should have kids, I would say: "humanity is a mistake"

[@vetreas366]

Better argument would be "human population has been on a rise for the past few thousand years what are you on about?" but I guess the fact that needs to be pointed out is just further proof of the veracity of your argument... And I made myself sad again.

[@lulub517]

Too many human, not enough animal and plant.

[@grypinh]

"Would take a lot more than me to kill off the cockroaches like you." Tbh I don't agree that humanity was a mistake, but people who would infringe on others' right to choose in this manner keep my blood pressure lively, if you catch my drift.

[@janemiettinen5176]

After watching this video, Im so happy to be kidless at 46. I couldnt, if my spawn went to perpetuate any of that nonsense in public. I barely can now, when its other peoples kids. Imma go watch some silly kitten vids now, Ive never felt the need this bad :/

[@LunaBeth97]

Considering that clicky always starts the video by telling us we smell nice, they really need a cologne/ perfume line! Especially since I haven't bathed in a few days (yay depression) and smell like a swamp witch😂

[@isabrom5295]

Don't use scented sprays to reduce you being fragrant, it will have the opposite effect and just fuse together in a breath taking way. Baby wipes can help with unwanted scents when you are unable to shower.

[@shannonp1656]

@@isabrom5295 Reminds me of the punch line of a joke: "Who sh!t the Christians tree?"

[@shannonp1656]

Been close to "there." I hope you find a way to get back to normal activities.

[@lovisaselmer2165]

I second the baby wipes when you can't shower would also love a click perfume tho

[@eliza6971]

lol I also have le depression and sometimes part of hyping myself up for a shower is “you don’t want to make Click a liar, do you?”

[@LattePunch]

Worse thing about that dog the lady skinned was that she admitted later I think that she knew it didn't look like a wolf. I can't remember entirely so this might be wrong but I think she even confessed to seeing a name tag.

[@CodaBlair]

Didn't she claim it was okay because it was a stray?

[@Dovahkiin914]

“Imagine having an electric car in Florida right now.” Imagine thinking gas cars are any better off during a hurricane.

[@nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526]

Yes because gas is lighter than water so they will float /s

[@Dovahkiin914]

@Nic DeGravethey do say ignorance is bliss😅

[@Mariewolf_94]

bruh, that sex ed one hurt my brain. both in middle school and high school, i was taught about the reproductive systems, menstruation and menopause for women, how pregnancy works and how to have safe sex so you dont accidentally conceive a child young, and all about STDs and HIV/AIDS plus all their long-term health problems if you contract them. in what world do they teach you about positions and techniques in sex ed??? the fact the OP claimed she was homeschooled and was told thats what they taught in generic schools makes me more than a little concerned for her. on a side note, as for the astrology thing, i sincerely believe these kind of ppl are confusing astrology for ASTRONOMY. astronomy, like astrology, is the study of the stars and universe, but the difference is one is a practiced science (astronomy/being an astrophysicist) whereas the other is believing in a pseudo-science and looking too deeply into mere coincidences just because certain planets and/or stars are aligned a specific way "causing" something to happen in a specific star/zodiac sign's life (astrology). yes, it's true certain ppl born under a certain Western zodiac (or even the Eastern zodiac though they arent star related, at least not as far as i'm concerned) sign that acts as their sign is described as acting personality-wise, but it's mostly just pure coincidence and definitely everything else the horoscope "predicts" -- money flow, luck, love chance, etc -- are all false information based on pseudo-science. you cannot predict how your sense of self or how your life will turn out based on the stars and planets. yea, it's certainly fun using such methods to "foresee" your future, but ppl have to understand it's not real. same can be said for using palm readings, tarot cards and certain psychic practices...theyre not real and cannot predict your future lot(s) in life

[@CornerFluff]

Ah around what year were these taught? Everything you listed I had to teach myself because NO ONE told me anything especially in school man.

[@Mariewolf_94]

@@CornerFluff around middle and high school. maybe your school was one of those schools that was like "tHaT's InApPrOpRiAtE tO tEaCh To OuR cHiLdReN". and that is why teenage pregnancy will continue to be a thing...

[@CornerFluff]

@@Mariewolf_94 For real!! Its so sad man.

[@janemiettinen5176]

Im from Finland and to us sex ed was taught as a part of _health_ education. I dont know how anyone could be against that, or think its downright encouragement to have sex, but Ive noticed many Americans wanna think the absolute worst possible scenario must be the right answer. Like lets not get educated about it, when we can just assume things...

[@JenneeAmell]

The one thing I’ll give to the “No accent” is that a lot of call centers are in the Midwest US because we tend to have a more neutral, understandable accent.

[@kristie3592]

I want to call these call centers, no disrespect ( i unfortunately only speak one language) but I always get non native English speakers when I call any customer call center.

[@crocodilerock4662]

13:29 ok so as a Floridian, can confirm literally nobody calls the Gulf of Mexico the Atlantic Ocean, and if you are referring to the Gulf of Mexico as “the Atlantic Ocean” people will look at you like you’re an alien. However, that guy was picking a very dumb hill to die on, because yes, the Gulf of Mexico is technically still the Atlantic Ocean

[@claudygamer3655]

For the pill question with the blind man: line up the pills, cut them in half in one line. Take only the bottom row or only the top row. This way you've had half of each pill, adding up to one red and one blue

[@primeyoriichi]

Wouldn't that make it less effective? Im not trying to correct you I'm asking

[@RonLarhz]

@@primeyoriichi This isnt a medical question. it's just math. Stop overthinking. 🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻🙄🙄🙄🤦🏻🤦🏻🤦🏻

[@emilyelisabeth9753]

​@@primeyoriichi 1. Cutting a tablet in half doesn't change the effectiveness as long as you still take the same dose (2 halves is the same as 1 whole). 2. It's just a brain teaser.

[@primeyoriichi]

@@emilyelisabeth9753 Thanks

[@nikonosurname1823]

The solution for the pill problem is to cut the pills in half, you can separate the halves when cutting to make sure each pile has 2 blue halves and 2 red halves. But this assumes that the pills can be cut safely, which many pills can't.

[@desireeg5807]

This was my answer. And also that he has a means of halving them. And that he, being blind, can halve them _precisely_ ... seeing as they're so adamant it must be exact

[@blitzofchaosgaming6737]

It also assumes that anyone can cut pills exactly in half by eyesight alone, then taking the eyesight away.

[@jamesathersmith2191]

Or assumes he even knows which pill is which to begin with, which is sort of the main issue here man can’t tell which pill is which

[@TheMattVis]

Or just like someone said, cut it half and just eat the half immediately, and put/throw away the other half. Basically don't take the "Blind" part seriously and have to make a reason they don't know where to put the pill after cut etc, The blind part basically only a part of the problem where you need to know how to make the pills into 1 Red and 1 Blue each without knowing what color they are. Might as well make the problem into: There's 4 Pills originally Red and Blue each 2, but they been dyed gray, now how to eat 100% only one for each of the Blue and Red pill? Same Answer.

[@nikonosurname1823]

@@blitzofchaosgaming6737 most pills that can be cut have a groove in the middle that says where to cut them. So he should be able to get pretty close, though.

[@martinmckee5333]

With regards to "no accent", mid West American English was chosen as the dialect for national news broadcasts in the 1950s because it sounded generally neutral to most of the country. Hence, some people incorrectly said they had no accent. They do, of course, even when just limited to the USA.

[@KiwiCalamity]

Weirdly, I think I can see where the "Midwest doesn't have an accent" idea comes from--in America, there are a lot of really distinct accents. For example, Southern, New York, Boston. But the Midwest is considered a very neutral accent since it's actually pretty hard for you to pinpoint exactly where they're from in the US. So, people with Midwest accents are used a lot for reporters, because then they're just the 'relatable' newscaster and not someone that's from an area far from you. They're just generically American. I mean it's still wrong but there is a LITTLE truth to it.

[@janerecluse4344]

It feels like that, and then you hear them hit that flat, hard A, like a pissed off duck, and you're like, "now I get it."

[@KiwiCalamity]

@@janerecluse4344 Totally true lol

[@meredithmitchell8921]

@@janerecluse4344that or a random “Ope! Let me squeeze right past you there”

[@slinky6415]

I agree! The Midwest accent is fairly similar to the rest of the country that doesnt have an iconic accent, like the standard California accent (not the stereotypical valley girl one), and northwest accent. You guys have weird As and we leave out Ts, but otherwise pretty much the same

[@wartgin]

My mom grew up in Brooklyn and when she went to college in Ohio, they threw up their hands in horror and sent her to a speech therapist. That resulted in her teaching us to speak "properly" so it is hard for most people to determine that my siblings and I grew up in New Jersey.

[@DraconicDuelist]

That bit in everyones Raycon ads about how they'll never budge in your ears always makes me commit nose-air. It may just be that my ears are a bit oilier than most, but after a few hours of wearing mine at work, I have to adjust them back in to make sure they don't fall and roll under something.

[@kimmel636]

mine were always uncomfortably light

[@darkstarr984]

I could try one from a friend except it’s blatantly obvious they’re way too big for my ears to even fit in to start.

[@YoshiAndTheTardis]

The one with the husky literally made me cry. This is just insane. I hate humanity.

[@Badaim7]

i hate the fact that they censored her name and face to protect her too

[@oakenshadow6763]

Thank you! Also, that pill one really needs to explain how the blind man is supposed to servive after that. Also, why will they without the pills? That's a husky. You sicko. And if it was a wolf, you had a bear hunting license. At least I hope you had a license. So killing a wolf means you were poaching. Instead, you killed someone's pet. 32:18

[@faithpearlgenied-a5517]

Lol it really doesn't matter. It's about solving how he'd get a full red and full blue. That's literally all you need to know. Not his life story and all the reasonings about his situation 😂

[@oakenshadow6763]

@@faithpearlgenied-a5517 I was joking.

[@pinkiepiespie]

9:40 Okay, as an autistic person this made me so fucking mad. ASD (autism spectrum disorder) isn’t something you can just ‘get’ you were either born with it or you weren’t. It also is a genetic thing usually. Think of it as someone saying ‘oh my child took a vaccine and his skin color changed’ or ‘my child took a vaccine and his eye color changed’ see how dumb that sounds? that can’t just happen because you have to be born with it, your skin/eye color or anything like that can’t just change randomly, it’s the same with ASD. I also hate how they treat it like it’s something like cancer that can kill you or something, autism just makes you struggle with some stuff. That’s just straight up discrimination. Either her child always had autism and she never noticed it until he got vaccinated or he simply doesn’t have autism. People like this are so ignorant and dumb.

[@LincolnDWard]

To be completely fair to the "worldwide flood" people, there _is_ enough water on Earth to cover all landmasses if you somehow managed to squeeze it out of the ground and then put it back in afterwards. I personally think the Flood stories that exist in most cultures (including the one in the Bible) probably refer to a series of more localized megafloods at the end of the last Ice Age rather than to a single, global event, but the amount of water isn't actually the issue it's commonly made out to be if we're already assuming miraculous intervention.

[@adrianmcbride1666]

Considering that many/all of the cultures in the area at the time have one of these stories that is pretty likely. When world was used then it likely was not meant to mean planet, world only refers to the planet now because we have come to interact with people and. Gain awareness at that scale. World is a somewhat subjective term.

[@Kira_Nakasashi]

Another good explination of where all the water went: Icebergs, permafrost, icecaps. Those are temporarily removed from the watercycle until they melt.

[@LincolnDWard]

@@Kira_Nakasashi The frozen water at Earth's poles is only enough to raise sea levels by about 70 meters (230 feet) - enough to be devastating if it happened quickly, but not enough to literally cover all landmasses.

[@Kira_Nakasashi]

@@LincolnDWard Understood, but that still could be where some of it went, and perhaps there are multiple explinations. Ignoring the religious connotation which is always associated with this, there is a lot of geological evidence that there were large amounts of flooding at some point in the world's history, possibly when the ice age ended or perhaps at another time. Edit to add: Preemptively, clarifying my point on Geological evidences, it doesn't currently support a worldwide flood, so I'm not trying to argue that point.

[@LincolnDWard]

@@Kira_Nakasashi Evidence for very large local megafloods, but not really for a flood that covered literally the entire planet at once.

[@codename495]

I’m just so glad that at the ancient age of 29 I had my first kiddo, and my final one BY THE GRACE OF GAWRD at 38. I’m extra holy.

[@molybdomancer195]

Same though I had just turned 30 by a few months for my first kid and then at 37 I had my second kid

[@xen0bia]

My God, how ever did you manage to pull this off with such a decrepit uterus?? Amazing. Me, I was just about to get my 12 years old daughter married in order to ensure humanity's survival, 'cause you know, we're so "close" to extinction... PS: I'm kdding, I don't even have children.

[@bananasher]

are. are you my mother /hj

[@PokhrajRoy.]

4:39 My favourite is when people want a solution to traffic and then you have to tell them it’s cost-effective public transport.