r/HolUp - Aww… OH NO

[@KowaiZuzu]

Fun fact: a toothpaste company will donate toothpaste to dentist offices. If the office accepts the donation, then it's considered "recommended" by the dentist.

[@I_am_here_to_eat_your_toes]

ah that is why every toothpaste is recommended by 95% of dentists.

[@chilanya]

that's not fun at all!

[@nobodyimportant2470]

Companies love to do stuff like this for ads. It is also why Camel Cigarettes were preferred by doctors. They sent someone in to give out free packs of Camels to staff and following shortly behind they had someone asking what brand of cigarettes they had on them. Surprise those who smoked had the free pack they were just given on them.

[@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants]

That’s cheating

[@Jaydove2387]

@@Sp0ngeBob_SquarePants so is all of capitalism.

[@laravincent5659]

I remember when i first started watching you i was like "oh my gosh, theres this attractive man with a nice voice and he uses it to be cursed" and now i feel more like a proud aunt watching her nephew douse himself in glitter.

[@technicaldifficulties368]

In his parents house so you never have to clean it up.

[@Kris.krisis]

LMAO SAME

[@caerrie]

that's the quintessential click experience, thank you for putting it into words like that

[@sallyparty1978]

YOOOO I WAS WONDERING THAT TOO

[@alzucard3618]

attractive and humorous. Thats a fricking good combination.

[@ericparham1086]

I mean, the German StarWars clip is really on point. The Empire and First Order were directly inspired by Naziism, the uniforms for officers were just modified enough to be different from them, calling the foot soldiers "Storm Troopers" was also an unsubtle reference. Also, the "blasters" are WW2 German and British machine guns that had science fiction bits welded on.

[@smolmoru]

on top of that german is by default a more harsh sounding language due to us not giving the t's and the k's etc. not the softness you have for example in english. so it's easy to make german sound very aggressive if it's dialect free, cuz if someone from saxony would try to talk like this agressive, I'd laugh my ass off

[@MyCarhuggerShow]

I was actually coming here to comment that

[@Llortnerof]

@@smolmoru Gänsefleisch.

[@Lilith-Rose]

Hans blaster is a ww1 broomhandle mauser

[@wolfsimien2483]

@@Lilith-Rose and the a280 from empire strikes back is based on the stg44

[@LittleMissDeath]

I once saw a nearly 7 ft tall biker in full leather and tattoos eating a strawberry ice cream cone during a charity poker run and it was the cutest, sweetest thing I'd ever witnessed. Giant guys with lattes have the same wholesome energy and I love it.

[@animeartist888]

In my experience, the big tough biker dudes are usually the sweetest guys you'll ever meet. Just don't diss their bikes.

[@diediedice]

@@animeartist888 It's always the ones who look the "meanest" haha. Same with metalheads

[@hailyjohnson407]

I work at Walmart and we have one guy that comes in sometimes that looks exactly as you described: super tall, muscular, tatted up, leather jacket, looks terrifying, and he comes in and has a little chihuahua in the baby part of the cart in a cute little sweater, and she has her own blankets lining the cart and everything. It's so precious to watch a big, scary looking man pick up a 5 pound dog and baby talk it and give it kisses.

[@olgahein4384]

Sounds like my ex, except he also had long hair, a beard and several piercings. You should've seen with how much dedication he took care of his Hello Kitty plush and blanket collection.

[@aliceramdom.s]

7ft? ok

[@MirrimBlackfox]

8:21 The white is the gap in her hakama (a kind of Japanese divided, pleated trousers) showing her kosode. You wouldn't normally see that gap because it would only show if they were leaning over (basically like the girl in the shot) because of the way they are tied on. Judging from the colors she is probably a Miko (a Shinto priestess) which traditionally wear a white kosode (a predecessor of the kimono) and red hakama. It took me a second to see the "spiderman" in that shot... and now I can't unsee it.

[@andresmartinezramos7513]

I did not expect being educated this hard

[@Lionhart-fw5nq]

but i love it!@@andresmartinezramos7513

[@whitespaceyuki]

… WAIT.

[@aeea8318]

Thank you a lot for explaining! 😍 I thought it might be a pocket from the skirt being inside out, but indeed, i haven't thought of hakama!

[@FonVegen]

The German voice actor for Hux (Sebastian Schulz) really went all out, and holy hell did he do a good job at being evil. I'm not getting into the debate of those movies being good or bad or evil, but credit where it's due, there was some talent involved for sure and across languages.

[@ThePuppetteMaster]

I cracked up in cinema because, well, he is also the voice actor for Howard in The Big Bang Theory. XD

[@BluePhoenix_]

@@ThePuppetteMaster and Yami Yugi and Future Trunks in dbz

[@Dude_Its_just_Salt]

Wait so that scene is actually real? With the Hand sign too? 💀

[@FonVegen]

@@Dude_Its_just_Salt Yes, that is the actual dub and the actual scene.

[@TomteMiley]

@@Dude_Its_just_Salt yea, I mean, the empire and first order were not accidentally made to be autocratic and fascist, the German dubbing team (and voice actor) just went the extra mile.

[@jeaniem995]

Actual thing about the moose, there is a rule in horse racing in Sweden that you're not allowed to participate with a moose because it happened before and the moose just wiped the floor with the horses 😂

[@DerMBen]

In conclusion: Moose racing needs to be a thing

[@lnsflare1]

Do you mean that it wins the race, or that it just killed all the horses? Because either one makes sense to me.

[@blazeuranium373]

@@lnsflare1 I'd watch it either way

[@jeaniem995]

@@lnsflare1 it was too speedy and intimidating

[@jeaniem995]

@@DerMBen I agree, I would buy tickets to watch it

[@TrueReshiram]

10:00 Contrary to popular belief pastries are not baked but hunted in the wild, Those guns are so people can join in the sport of éclair hunting.

[@bretsheeley4034]

Somewhere the Danish start to worry.

[@dragonsaway9710]

@@bretsheeley4034 lol they should. the aces are coming for them

[@richardarriaga6271]

Holes in dounts come from cakes who resisted arrest

[@tomymommy2787]

**What Food-Based Pokemon have to go through everyday*

[@hotplanofaction3219]

My husband had a nightmare once where he said I was having sex with a bunch of women and didn't invite him in and he was legit upset for a solid week. I'm not talented enough to make this shit up. 😂

[@vetreas366]

Only cure would have been to make his dream come true... and still not invite him. Should teach him to get spiteful for imagined transgressions AND be careful what he wishes for.

[@animeartist888]

@@vetreas366 That is both amazing and horrible lol

[@Mizuki-Mikos-Music-Corner]

This is both the most horrible thing i've seen and the most amazing while at the same time making me go "This is oddly relatable in a sense".

[@djbronze9179]

He’s got his priorities straight

[@offyourocker]

not like i would ever be able to get a gf, but i think if i had a dream where my gf cheated on me, i'd thoroughly hate myself for "thinking it was possible"

[@rowanhoyt6938]

the michael myers clip was so cute. Once when I was working at a haunted house a 3 year old turned to me with the biggest puppydog eyes I've ever seen, reached out for a hug, and said "I'm scared 🥺". I didn't give a fcuk if I got fired for breaking character, I took off the hood right then and held her hands and said "it's okay, it's all pretend" and honestly just thinking about that interaction gets me through hard days

[@leaberbott6422]

"There are two wolves inside you" has a totally different meaning in Twilight

[@sophiejones3554]

or any fanfic.

[@TheRatKing647]

Or in the furry fandom

[@Keznen]

Or when you find out that it wasn't actually made by the Cherokee people, but by an evangelical Christian trying to pass it off as being a Native American story. Fun Fact: The аsshole that made it originally tried to pass it off as an Inuit story, but they vocally protested it so he changed it to Cherokee because they didn't have the means to protest it like the Inuit did.

[@criidawg]

Oh god no-

[@JustASkyrimHorse]

Or in real life

[@Kimthulu]

They probably really do have stuff like that on their receipts. CVS receipts are, like, 10' long. Ain't nobody got time to look at the whole thing.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Fun fact: If you unravel a strand of DNA vs. the average CVS reciept, the average CVS reciept will come out 10^100 longer if you have an ExtraCare card.

[@celiashen5490]

I look at the whole receipt. I'm 95lbs and they've given me weight loss coupons. They haven't offered the Employee Hosedown yet.

[@GothBarbie3000]

I get them by email now… I’m missing out!

[@Annie_Annie__]

I get digital receipts from CVS now. I figure I’m saving 10 trees a year. I only go to CVS 4 or 5 times a year.

[@mikethegoo]

So like... That would be stuff that's only read by people who like reading shit for the sake of reading it?

[@lowpaw1056]

"I pride myself in blurring gender lines" "Tractors are a man thing!!"

[@Mamorufumio]

and a tractor dragging an abandoned BMP back to it's farm in Urkaine is super manly

[@cabern5346]

At my high school there was a girl that drove a tractor to school so I don't know where the mothers getting her ideas of genders from

[@hurryupharry2742]

Yeah does sound like a troll. I refuse to believe that is real haha I've seen a lot of people do trolls similar to that too.

[@lowpaw1056]

@@cabern5346 now that is epic wth that's amazing x3 I wanna drive a tractor to school too, that's such a boss move

[@robertnett9793]

Ah... the bigotry is strong with this one :D

[@jadedbelle4788]

My old cat would do revenge pees. He would make sure i was watching and maintain eye contact. Avenged wrongs included being taken to the vet, being late home, washing his blanket, giving him worming meds/flea treatment

[@Keznen]

Well, if polygamy is consensual (and none of them are kids if there's someone 20+), it's perfectly fine. If three or more people all genuinely love each other and want to get married, there's nothing wrong with that.

[@CraftyVegan]

My sister and I are both in long term polyamorous relationships (completely different polycules) and it doesn’t work unless it’s fully consensual. It’s not “cheating with extra steps”… or whatever else negative things people think it is. Polyamory is based on open communication and doesn’t work if even one person is hesitant about consenting. Anyways, polyamory per polyamory is consensual. If it’s not consensual it’s not actually polyamory.

[@Keznen]

@@CraftyVegan Exactly.

[@Keznen]

@@KitchenWitchery Very true. Edited the comment to reflect this.

[@Jpx0999]

@@KitchenWitchery yeah... the main issue with one of them being kids is the age diference But if ALL of them are around the same age them it's not problem at all

[@artemis754]

i agree, i think polyamorous people should have the right to marry all of their partners.

[@akatsuki2468]

As a German I can confirm: I had the exact same reaction towards THAT scene in the Star Wars movie

[@FFKonoko]

I mean, it hits similar vibes in every language. But yeah, the German voice acting went hard

[@JoshSweetvale]

@@FFKonoko German Daleks are so fun, Doctor Who got them into a scene in the Series 4 finale.

[@senacario5942]

I'm so confused, someone please translate

[@Finwolven]

I literally thought it was an old Hitler speech put into the meme...

[@ThorsShadow]

I watched the movie in English (am German as well). The scene plays out the exact same way in the original. If someone needs to hear the scene in German to understand the Nazi reference and find it shocking, they are really, really dumb.

[@sopadumacacoumadelicia5]

Been having horrible days as of late. The stress is getting tto me and clicky's videos help me a lot. I hope everyone has a mighty fine day today.

[@Volts__]

dude this is also me rn

[@tycoonterror]

I hope you have a better day

[@zenz_uwu]

ikr he just makes your day better!

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Let's all have a good day ❤🖤

[@TheClick]

Hope it gets better soon

[@stevenwhitbread2944]

Petition to call elephant trunks "grabby noses". "Grabby snoot" also acceptable

[@a_potat]

1 vote for grabby snoot

[@advu_]

2 votes for grabby snoot

[@raul-aurelianserban8295]

3 votes for grabby snoot

[@will0wtr335]

4 votes for grabby snoot

[@azduexists287]

5 votes for grabby snoot

[@colin5056]

“Mom, Some creepy guy on the internet is saying I smell good” In all seriousness I love Clicks videos and they bring me such joy

[@Luubelaar]

20:34 - this cat is not smiling. This cat is in distress. Cats open-mouth panting like this are either very sick or terrified. Poor kitty.

[@maddythelion]

I recently broke up (amicably) with my boyfriend. Turned out he'd ordered me a Mango a few months ago but it hadn't arrived yet, so when it turned up he gave it to me as a "happy breakup" gift. Best breakup gift ever! 🥭🦈🥰

[@aaronsosa7736]

Why did it take so long to get a mango? 😂

[@Frostfern94]

How the f- I have so many questions about the mango. Kinda funny you get a mango at the same time your man go

[@aaronsosa7736]

She got a man go mango

[@sixraccoonsinatrenchcoat154]

@@aaronsosa7736 HELPSIDNKA

[@maverickmayhem4280]

@@bananabreadloaf if you're not being sarcastic, Mango is the name of the land shark plushie that The Click was promoting for a while.

[@tntfreddan3138]

If The Click starts a party, I'll vote for him, no questions asked. Landsharks and tractors for everyone!

[@bunnyneedshugs4525]

i'll vote for that

[@afairlyweirdpersononline]

Well damn he has my vote

[@sentient_dinosaurplush]

He has my vote

[@ConstantChaos1]

I agree with you and half of what cluck said, but as someone from nebraska (or any rural area really) DO NOT give everyone a tractor, nothing sucks worse than trying to go somewhere and getting stuck behind a tractor doing 15 mph (most farm tractors' top speed when new) on a 75mph single lane highway

[@tntfreddan3138]

@@ConstantChaos1 In Sweden, most of our newer tractors are classed as "B-tractors". A-tractors are generally allowed to only do 30km/h (18mph) on the road, and they're not allowed to be constructed to go faster than 40km/h (25mph). B-tractors are allowed constructed, and are allowed to go faster than 40km/h. Most are made t go 50km/h (30mph). Farmers are usually quite good at pulling over on the nearest bus stop or the like when they see that cars are starting to pile up behind them.

[@ethereallum1nescence]

"You smell unusually amazing" Thanks, I just got out of gym and forgot to wear deodorant this morning.

[@tqttle]

TMI TMI TMI TMIIIII

[@ethereallum1nescence]

@@tqttle LOLLL

[@narc2.036]

There’s no way that’s TMI

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Plot Twist: He's into that shit. That Natural STANK. 👃

[@huubinhvu1913]

musky

[@dmgroberts5471]

26:11 "Once is happenstance, twice is coincidence, three times is enemy action." -Ian Fleming

[@hirtisrandolph4843]

The energy of Target lady and the people involved was 100% that she did it on purpose because she knew she didn't want a cart, but didn't want to carry a basket. She's fighting with him about putting it back because she knows how heavy it is now.

[@Zulf85]

Remember: the ending of monsters Inc showed that laughter was a far more effective energy source. So, you know...I think Sully may have taken them up on the offer after all

[@dalloweenMP3]

and we dont know how well moaning would work ;)

[@SonicLoverDS]

I can understand a lot of human sounds that sort of activity could lead to, but laughter?

[@AdrianLaho666]

In other words they ✨enjoyed✨ their stay

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

@@SonicLoverDS I'm told that good sex is funny??? I'm ace so all sex is funny to me, can anyone confirm or deny??

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@SonicLoverDS I'm pretty sure that furries would *definitely* laugh hysterically upon finding out that their desire to be railed by a giant monster could in fact happen. I'd also estimate it'd be less than, idk. 20 minutes after the act? And they would have the 'evidence' up online in private Furry communities. Plus, if laughter works, it probably means that *any* noise made via strong emotions creates energy...

[@SnazzyPurpleMan]

I heavily relate with Click calling a trunk a “nose grabber”

[@Luubelaar]

This reminds me of that ancient tweet(?) meme (?) of the guy who didn't know the English word "goose" and referred to said bird as a "cobra chicken". 🤣

[@RosenrotRtLiebchen87]

english is my first language and i often forget words. i forgot the word armadillo once and called it roly poly bug but animal

[@Luubelaar]

@@RosenrotRtLiebchen87 - I think we all have those brainfart moments when we forget words. I don't remember any really good ones that I've done, but my friend once called a pot mitt a "hotty grabby thing". That was over 20 years ago. To this day my family and theirs still call pot mitts and pot holders a "hotty grabby thing".

[@ThatOneWeirdFlex]

@@Luubelaar is he wrong tho? They're some aggressive bastards

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Sometimes I forget that English isn't Click's first language because he's so eloquent but then he doesn't know the English word for an Elephant's "nose grabber" or he fudges a pronunciation and I am then reminded that English is his second or maybe even third language. How many languages can Click speak/know? Has he ever said?

[@TheKastellan]

12:41 The transition from "the very things I'd shunned" to "Tractors?" in the baffled tone is hilarious to me.

[@rosemartyr]

I'm really thankful for the needle warning before the acupuncture meme! Everyone always does snake warnings or spider warnings, but you are the first one I've seen to do a needle warning! Thank you for sparing my anxious heart today ❤

[@slevinchannel7589]

I think The Click and fans, who were always chill about peoples freedoms-of-all-sorts should check out Some More News Video about the GOP vs Queer. It's the kind of stuff that we should make fun of just like 'Satan!!!'-screaming Karens.

[@QueenMonny]

He has the same phobia, which is probably why he put in that warning.

[@just_a_butterfly]

9:10 My sister always does the "you cheated on me in my dreams" to her boyfriend and actually gets upset over it. What I always do is tell her "technically, you were dreaming he has sex with someone else, or in other words you were dreaming about sex that's not between you two, in your logic who's the cheater here?" It breaks her brain long enough for me to run

[@TheOneAndOnlyFen]

Had a dream that my boyfriend cheated on me. He was still up and asked me if anything was wrong. I told him about my dream in great detail. We were laughing pretty hard. He reminded me he's not dumb enough to do that, I reminded him he's worse. He's dumb enough to stay.

[@xxchesire_catxx8176]

Bro that last line is so fucking cute ☹️☹️

[@animeartist888]

Similar situation, had a dream where my fiance left me for some stupid reason. I told him about it already laughing at the absurdity because I know he won't leave me even if I really deserve it.

[@aquariusursa5311]

My mom once had a dream that my dad was leaving us to join a Viking settlement and marry a 20 something shield maiden. He apparently even suggested that I join him and my new stepmom so that I could become a shield maiden and get myself a Viking husband! Yeah, my mom was really confused when she woke up and almost smacked my poor dad before she realized it was dream.

[@Mizuki-Mikos-Music-Corner]

This post made me feel emotions that i didn't even know existed.

[@MissCaraMint]

Very cute.

[@bearo8]

As a German I am pretty sure that Star Wars scene was intentionally dove this way. Because it sounded really like that thing you think. Even to German ears. And not much does.

[@sophiejones3554]

yes it was. It’s pretty much the least subtle Nazi reference ever put on film lol.

[@bearo8]

@@sophiejones3554 well the hyenas in Lion King weren't exactly subtle either

[@bearo8]

@@bananabreadloaf when I was a kid I didn't get it either. But that's the nice thing about Disney the movies have details that only adults (or well non-kids) get.

[@QueenMonny]

​@@bearo8Pixar works the same way. They almost always contain deliberate references that kids don't get.

[@felixreichel4772]

Many people think T-rexes can't scratch their back, because their arms are to short. But in reality it's because their all dead.

[@x773-cq44]

I just got out of the psych ward and I rushed to watch cliccy, this man gives me ungodly amounts of the happy

[@Netherdan]

Your name looks like you're one of Elon Musk's children

[@CharmChampion]

I hope you’re doing well! 💜

[@GogiRegion]

I like to imagine that the Monsters Inc. company has a back closet where they keep particularly disturbing rooms such as otakus or any really lewd bedrooms and it’s a hazing ritual for new employees or office prank for variety to just send someone into an unpleasant room.

[@libraeevee9467]

I’m willing to bet that there is a legend floating around about how “oh someone went through one of those doors and never returned” type deal

[@cinnamon2476]

The woman who stays with her "boyfriendmurderfiancewhatever" after he stabbed her over 40 times...erhm did he stab her brain ?

[@Katzztar]

I t want to believe a woman can be that stupid... instead I choose to fantasize that she is pretending to "still stand by him" so he won't expect anything when he gets out of prison, and they hook up only for her to stab him.

[@cinnamon2476]

@@Katzztar that really could be the case. 🤔 because I know it's difficult to get out of a toxic relationship, but he's in prison, she could move on. But yes, maybe she's scared, maybe also that he would hire someone to do something to her 😟 whatever the case is, I'm sorry for her and hope she's good. 😌

[@cinnamon2476]

@@Katzztar oh I didn't understand it right, you talked about revenge. Also a good idea 😏

[@Katzztar]

@@cinnamon2476 ahaha yeah I was talking about her playing cool just to get revenge

[@tatiana4050]

@@Katzztar i think she could get in trouble if she lost count and stabbed him more than he stabbed her.

[@MushroomMayhem]

"You can find something aesthetically pleasing without wanting to bang it." Am Ace, can confirm. 😂

[@kimicappiello5480]

🥰

[@MaryanaMaskar]

Yep. It was aesthetic attraction all along 🙌🏻

[@lunaequinox7333]

As a questioning ace/pan, I can safely say that this has become my motto

[@MushroomMayhem]

@@lunaequinox7333 I'm Biromantic GrayAce haha. It's definitely a thing!

[@Frostfern94]

As a lesbian, I also confirm

[@rebeccashores2306]

7:33 Who else was half expecting that kid to have two Egyptian mummies or some thing

[@2012petvet]

Same

[@rebeccashores2306]

@@2012petvet little late to the party huh😂

[@randompersonroamingtheinternet]

@@rebeccashores2306 yeah, their really late

[@Mizuki-Mikos-Music-Corner]

Bit late, but yes. After all, who wouldn't want two egyptian wives? ......I'll see myself out now

[@rebeccashores2306]

@@Mizuki-Mikos-Music-Corner lol

[@Ropetupa]

That kid hugging Michael Myers melted my heart. The scene would be REALLY cursed if it was Austin Powers tho...

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

20:43 What that cat has is anxiety. So... You prolly already have it, fam.

[@UltimatePerfection]

29:37 I know the guy who made this. He actually got a call after publishing this and he now works at Pixar.

[@lief9100]

Click talking about nothing here being wholesome makes me want to see him be forced to do an episode on wholesome memes and he doesn't even make it 10 seconds before disintegrating like a vampire exposed to sunlight. Then OneTopic appears out of nowhere and takes over.

[@reptiqueen7275]

I never realized how much I need that

[@missnaomi613]

Click reading Wholesome Memes sounds good for everyone's mental health!

[@thekingwhostitches]

“Adulting is hard so I … didn’t do it.” Me too, Click, me too. Also, 00:28:07 I can relate pretty well to that, ngl

[@Azziyaisalwaysonline]

...* whyyyyy*

[@thekingwhostitches]

@@Azziyaisalwaysonline why what?

[@Azziyaisalwaysonline]

@@thekingwhostitches you know why :/

[@thekingwhostitches]

@@Azziyaisalwaysonline I volunteer in a bookshop, and a group of guys came in and they were talking to each other and one of them said what’s hentai, so I told him. They found it really funny that I knew what it was. But, you have to be informed in case customers want to know things. That’s my excuse anyway.

[@TheSnowconeMachine]

about the cats pooping outside the litterbox: it's not out of spite, it's a stress response, and can be due to a variety of factors. Whether it be a change of environment, a new housemate, or even sickness- it's always best to go and get them a check-up at the vet if they go outside the litterbox, just to make sure it isn't a health issue.

[@koraliekora-leepalmer4024]

The bakery with guns makes me think of the small town my mom lives in, that not only sells them at the car part shop (pawn, car parts, loans, guns), but also at the grocery store

[@emileriksson76]

"God left us in a hot car to die, and I think at this point we deserve it." - The Click 2022. Man I love your mind so much. If you ever are passing through Köping, please let me buy you a beer. 😂🥂

[@bevsesilmwars3980]

"Star Wars in German hits differemt!" Me, a German: *searches the scene in English* ....oh, oh my, I prefer the German version, i think By the way: having a deer stuck in your fence is by no means cute. I more or less started crying when it started panicing. The poor thing was stuck in the fence with one leg. It looked like , you know how at the butcher the animalcorpses get hung? Yeah like that. Dads friend, who is a hunter got it out though :-)

[@blue_lux]

Did he killed it though

[@bevsesilmwars3980]

@@blue_lux no, it was fine. He would have if it hadn't be able to walk

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@bevsesilmwars3980 easiest hunt ever.

[@bevsesilmwars3980]

I said it was fine☹️

[@shriihanmukherjee6502]

@@bevsesilmwars3980 should've killed it

[@ruki4929]

8:25 It's a hakama! It's a traditional japanese piece of clothing that is basically a long skirt if it was pants - and the way its tied makes a small triangle hole in the sides where you can still see some of the shirt, hence the white.

[@NegaTheImpmon9508]

I literally came up to this part of the video as I scrolled by this comment, bravo

[@songohan3321]

Yes!

[@ThatOneWeirdFlex]

I saw the image days ago and as much as I appreciate the explanation, I can't unsee it.

[@Finwolven]

It's Spider-man, though. Going all omnomnomnom.

[@Sinovian]

legit had to rewatch that part because I couldn't see spiderman.

[@eddie-roo]

I mean, polyamory is wholesome as long as everyone’s happy. It’s just more love in total.

[@alexfoster3101]

Two wives is still wholesome, so long as it's poly amorous and supportive

[@animeartist888]

Knowing the culture, likely not. But we can always hope.

[@denkisupremacy]

I've heard that a man is permitted to have multiple wives in Islam (up to 4 iirc), but only if he is able to treat them completely equally. I'm not sure how that works exactly, because I've never known a Muslim man with multiple wives, but I guess it includes equal finances, time spent, stuff like that? oh and also, the first wife has to consent to the husband marrying another. and they're allowed divorce I think if they feel they aren't being treated equally! there's probably cases of this allowance being manipulated by men, but I think the ruling itself is meant to be fair to the wives. (source is highschool religion class so, you know, take this with a grain of salt..? also I am Muslim, but again, idk any bigamous or wtv men!)

[@alexfoster3101]

@@denkisupremacy Oh that's very cool.

[@matthewscorner2990]

You know, I have to say... I appreciate the length of these videos. There are lots of Reddit reaction videos that are around half as long and you really wish they would just keep going. With these, around the time when I feel like it would probably end, it keeps going. And I like that.

[@novanettle7497]

16:22 - I'm a dental technician, and it's not that dentists recommend a certain brand of toothpaste, it's toothpaste containing 1450 ppm fluoride (less for children since it will stain their teeth white). So when a brand of toothpaste tells you that "9/10 dentists recommend", they actually mean toothpaste with fluoride in general, not just their brand. Toothpaste that claim to whiten your teeth also just contains more abrasive particles or a blue tint that gives the optical illusion of whiter teeth. You have a natural toothshade, no amount of brushing will make your teeth whiter than their natural shade. But, that said, the abrasive particles will keep the staining from food and drink to a minimum. And teeth do get darker with age because not only will things like coffee/tea/whine/soda stain them, but the opaque inner layer of the tooth gets thicker as the pulp very slowly shrinks. Thicker teeth just looks darker, it's an optic thing (most people have darker canines because they are just thicker). When I make crowns or other restorations, I have a little shade guide to use for colour comparison. From light to dark colours, and different base shades. And I am a little disturbed by how many young people I come in to check shades for, they tell me that they've been thinking of whitening their teeth, only for me to tell them they have the brightes and whitest shade on the scale. If your teeth are healthy and functional; they are beautiful 👄✨ Anyway; thanks for comming to my TedTalk...

[@dieEule3]

Don’t they look darker because the enamel gets more translucent and so the dentin is more visible 🤓 techie over here, too

[@novanettle7497]

@@dieEule3 that is also true 😁 my teeth are A1/A2 on the Vita scale, but my upper jaw canines are A4! They are thicc bois! Cool to see another techie!

[@Phantom-iv7lb]

I wanna give info to those who don't know. The clip at 12:17 was a prank. That chair the guy sat on was meant to do that, the rod that "came through" the seat is on a spring and it makes the illusion that you got railed by a chair. Also if you look at the barista between the guy and the girl, you see him crack the biggest smile ever so I took it as him being part of the prank, most likely he was the one who set the stool up in the first place.

[@auroraharmony2807]

Thank you, I scrolled through the comments tryna figure out what was going on there.

[@cinnamonpumpkin7655]

In my home town we had a mayor in the 1900s who had not a horse but a moose ! It was a baby moose found injured and tamed from a very young age. He would enter his moose in horse races and win them all cause mooses are faster than horses. I think thats the most canadian thing ever ! His name was Joseph Edmond Thibodeau and thats just one part of his crazy life !

[@SnepBlepVR]

“Disney is a family friendly company” Also disney German starwars: “HEIL FIRST ORDER!”

[@legitscoper3259]

Disney frightened Lemmings this much that they yeeted themselves off an cliff into their death, resulting in a world wide misconception that Lemmings are suicidal. They are not, but the Disney Team scared them into their death to get nice shots of them committing suicide unintentionally to make their Nature documentary more stunning.

[@SnepBlepVR]

@@legitscoper3259 thanks for that fact imma go sob into a pillow in bed now BYE!

[@legitscoper3259]

@@SnepBlepVR k. The Documentary is "White wilderness" Disney is a pool of mud, don't even think any word they said is true. They made really good series, but as a Company they are filth.

[@remember_this1336]

Are you aware that the be prepared bit in lion king is modelled off the pictures of the nazi parades as well?

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

I mean, if I remember correctly, Donald Duck was a originally nazi propaganda figure.

[@trishapellis]

Made me think of something. Apparently in Monsters Inc it's only human screams that do the trick... because otherwise they'f just have like, professional screamers. Monsters whose job it is to just sit in a booth all day and scream. Or maybe it'd be more of a donation thing, or maybe even something akin to jury duty ("yeah I can't come into work for a few days, I've been called up to go scream").

[@viscountrainbows6452]

"I've been called up to go scream" sounds like the name/plot of an indie horror game of sorts.

[@keshaartis8365]

It wouldn't work as a job bc of the FEAR required for the scream to work as a fuel source.

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

@@keshaartis8365 Just put them on a live firing range or something.

[@mr.battlecats5512]

@@keshaartis8365 expect that its not fear, since they discover that laughs are 10x as powerfull as scream at the end of the movie, so its some other mysterious powe. also make that holdup eaven more of a holdup, bc it may not be fear thats going on in there...

[@ethanrose9682]

@@mr.battlecats5512 I think it's the emotion behind it in general.

[@jaylee9552]

"You can just aesthetically enjoy something without wanting to bang it" This is how I feel about clicks face tbh 😂

[@lucy-elizakezia1830]

Same😅

[@jaylee9552]

@@lucy-elizakezia1830 I mean really who can blame us 😂

[@lucy-elizakezia1830]

@@jaylee9552 Yeah, click is unrealistically good looking, would be hard to find someone who didn't agree I assume😁

[@QueenMonny]

​@lucy-elizakezia1830 beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I am sure there are people out there who don't think he's very attractive. I'm not one of those people, however.

[@ThatNerdArtie]

21:40 reminded me of one of my favorite insults, "you're so southern that your family tree is a wreath" 😆🤣😂

[@ravenwashere1776]

22:25 As a Target employee, can confirm that it really feels like a tamer Walmart sometimes

[@Pseudoknickname]

26:17 I think the quote is "one time's an outlier, two times is a coincidence, three times is a pattern"

[@isabrom5295]

20:01 with all those anti abortion laws and anti trans laws (which especially target joung trans woman) recently popping up in the US, it's sadly getting worse again

[@hiwaga7399]

1:30 can't recall exactly which Star Wars that scene is from, but it _was_ in fact inspired by the N*zis so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Glad to know they fit the aesthetic.

[@SutaFokusu]

Its always the space Naz!s man 😔

[@OMGWhatTheFox]

I damn near choked to death when it got to the "two wolves" part. Thanks for that!

[@xerarch_ash]

4:25 “The bible would be a great anime” - Sun Tzu

[@MrxD-cg5xs]

That General Hux speech from Star Wars really managed to turn this guy into a terrifying villain in just this one scene alone. I am german and i got chills watching it - the similarities to a certain historic event were definitely intended and they absolutely nailed it! Too bad the next movie had to utterly ruin him as a character...

[@Arrzarrina]

From that scene to "I've got a message for a General... Huggs?". Oh how the mighty have fallen.

[@spiderlily723]

​@@Arrzarrina Never discover Captain America, it will blow your miiiind~

[@Arrzarrina]

@@spiderlily723 You mean in the comics? Only pay attention to the MCU (and the series was really tedious)

[@spiderlily723]

@@Arrzarrina Then I'm sorry for all the damage him punching Hitler did to you, if you take mocking a neo-nazi parallel so badly.

[@Arrzarrina]

@@spiderlily723 I'm so confused. Do you think I'm pro-Nazi? I was agreeing with OP oh how the character was prevented from being a credible threat by the writing.

[@TotallyNotAFox]

1:28 - To be fair, we germans can make anything sound like a facist speech, no matter if it's an actual speech, a random sentence or the Twitch ToS.... The beauty of the german language (I guess?)

[@smaragdwolf1]

it depends HOW we speak. Its not like german is always harsh. We can choose to change it to a soft, almost calming Voice. Or we choose to speak like we`re about to execute James Bond :D

[@ThatOneWeirdFlex]

@@smaragdwolf1 shylily is a perfect version of that soft voiced german.

[@homesteadlegion4419]

Agreed. last week for intance, i didnt have a great day and ordered my buns in the backery a bit to harshly and ended up gathering a crowd of 8 neo-nazis and two 90 year olds with nostalgia by accident.

[@dmgroberts5471]

@@homesteadlegion4419 Were you also gesturing wildly and banging your fist on the counter?

[@Struudeli]

I love the prank, though I do have to add that would be truly distressing for anyone with schizophrenia or psychosis illnesses. It would create illusion of a delusion. If one can be sure the people being pranked are stable, it's hilarious.

[@TheGallantDrake]

Speaking of moose cavalry, there’s this obscure fantasy strategy game called Dominions 5 which includes a Moose Rider unit. It’s part of the nation of Vaettiheim, a nation of Norse goblins ruled by Jotuns. The Moose Rider consists of a moose with two goblins on its back, armed with short bows. In theory, the goblins are able to guide the moose and add their firepower to the melee while the moose rampages. In practice, the moose goes where it wants and the goblins have terrible accuracy because they’re trying to not get thrown off.

[@nedhunter4444]

16:30 I've heard that the trick they use is getting ten dentists, then giving them a bunch of different types of toothpaste and ask them to select which one*s* they recommend. Most of them would just recommend all of them.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Dentist: "Yes, I would recommend that you brush your teeth." Toothpaste company: "This dentist recommended OUR TOOTHPASTE SPECIFFICALLY!"

[@chloesibilla8199]

18:48 Fun fact : frogs have cloacas and breed through implexis (definitely spelled that wrong) . What the audience just witnessed was one frog hugging the other frog so hard that they squeezed the **** out like a toob of toothpaste and then one walking away wearing the other one like a tight fit arodynamic biking backpack. The sound you heard wasn't kissing. It was squeeking caused by the friction.

[@2012petvet]

And That One Guy Was Totally Into It Too

[@teathesilkwing7616]

Iirc almost every vertebrate has a cloaca, just most mammals and a few others are exceptions

[@ladykoiwolfe]

That's a pretty cool moose fact. I agree a moose mounted cavalry would have been terrifying.

[@robertstoneking7916]

The Russians tried it too. Apparently moose don't react well to gunfire and keeping them healthy is harder than with horses.

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@robertstoneking7916 apparently zebra are just as difficult. I'm not sure why it was tried, but I know it didn't go well.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@ladykoiwolfe are you telling me you wouldn’t want to ride a zebra?

[@Skullhawk13]

@@ladykoiwolfe zebras can be TAMED but efforts to domesticate them have all failed. So you have to start from scratch each time and presumably personalities exist in Zebras

[@ladykoiwolfe]

@@Skullhawk13 interesting. I still feel like this isn't for riding.

[@FunnyFany]

11:55 this is absolutely not true. If your cat is "spite-pooping" in inappropriate places i.e anywhere that isn't the litterbox, that means it's very stressed about something. Maybe the routine has been disrupted, maybe it's in pain. Either way, it's not doing it out of vengeance.

[@audiolatroushearetic1822]

Oh god, thank you for rectifying that!! I was just about going to p**p in her sleeping place for retaliation. Not to think of how this could have escalated!

[@FunnyFany]

@@audiolatroushearetic1822 Hi, this is funny and I know Click was very likely joking, but a lot of people really do think cats are petty and spiteful and do harmful things on purpose when that's not the case. They're demonized for the crime of not being dogs, and are more likely to be victims of animal abuse, neglect and violence because people don't understand their behavior. Anthropomorphizing them only harms them further. General advice: if your cat is acting in a destructive way, you should talk to a behavioral specialist or vet about it. As I said, they don't scheme against you, their minds are a bit too simple for that. It's far more likely that they have a (physical or psychological) issue that needs to be addressed before it escalates.

[@chatboulon743]

Not sure what's funnier, the unnecessary lecture about cats or the fact you basically called them stupid. 😂

[@FunnyFany]

@@chatboulon743 oh, that wasn't my intention! I just feel very strongly about cats, and really dislike when people contribute to their undeserved bad reputation. Like I said, many cats suffer and die because people think they're evil/mean.

[@chapteronefrog]

THANK YOU, I left a comment about it myself but I thought I was the only one, the way people just assume cats are assholes makes me so angry, they are probably one of the sweetest animals you could have have in your life

[@mlo-mrs]

18:07 congratulations to the bride and groomer for there 10 years of manipulation

[@denkisupremacy]

that was an excellent joke/pun, 👏👏

[@Mostly_Roblox]

9:55, I can confirm this. Fun fact: it's actully legally required for every store in America to sell at least 1 gun

[@nathandault7209]

10:40 it’s a tv show (also has a KZbin channel will all their videos) called “just for laughs gags” and they still do it today in Quebec, Canada.

[@nathandault7209]

The pranks are usually funny and harmless and unique. It’s also filmed with no dialogue so any one can enjoy it

[@bjarnivalur6330]

Funny little fact: Modern/western acupuncture was invented by some french dude who mistranslated some Chinese text about traditional bloodletting.

[@pinkliongaming8769]

links?

[@bjarnivalur6330]

@@pinkliongaming8769 Don't remember the exact sous but I'm pretty sure it was this guy named Hector Berlioz.

[@teathesilkwing7616]

According to Wikipedia, no. Acupuncture was/is a thing in many Asian countries and then spread

[@tomduckworth6430]

Bad news about Mango as my familiar in D&D. The next session started with our monk crashing the carriage with me and Mango inside. Mango lost all his hit points and has to be re-summoned.

[@jzpowell2108]

That’s inconvenient

[@ms.aelanwyr.ilaicos]

R(esummoning)I(s)P(ossible)

[@dragonsaway9710]

nooooo thanks for the update though

[@JoshSweetvale]

This already happened once. Gothi the Druid from Dingo Doodles's cartoon DnD campaign has an adult shark dog called Jawbone as a companion. He's cute.

[@superiorhusky6808]

7:45 "Musky Husky". That caught me off guard.

[@idkman5256]

Same

[@gabrote42]

1:48 I mean, everyone under the Emperor, Vader and Thrawn is a human supremacist, so....

[@meatkirbo]

"I WAS JUST HERE FOR CONTENT?!" Genuinely seems like an r/InsaneParents thing. Like "I only had a kid so I can get more likes on my posts! Sorry buddy you don't get privacy unless you meet the Like Quota for the week!"

[@loacyric]

I don't think the "cheating in my dreams" bit was staged. I mean, it could have been. But I've known women who wouldn't speak to their guys for days at a time because of this.

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

Yeah, it's situations like that, that make me glad that I only date men now.

[@kaelin_cherise]

I'm a girl, attracted to men, and I still don't understand getting mad at your partner for them cheating in a dream. It's a conversation to be had with them for sure- but you can't be mad at them. It's your insecurities showing themselves. I've had dreams about me and my best friend fighting- but I know she's my ride or die at the end of the day.

[@chatboulon743]

Whenever my BF has dreams like that, he wakes up, wakes me up, and holds me close because he got scared. Apparently I act extremely out of character in his dreams, but it's enough to upset him.... Not to the point where we're breaking up every time, but enough to where he wants to confirm our relationship.

[@Mizuki-Mikos-Music-Corner]

I get the reasoning, but not talking to them for days at a time!?

[@Mlackakao]

One question: isn’t the Pixar lamp technically a kid? The old Pixar short where it was first introduced had it play with a ball along with a much larger lamp. Second: regarding that series of symbols in prison with the lamp, were they arrested for indecent exposure?

[@jeffthebloodthirsty9388]

OMG, you're a genius! I didn't understand why they didn't use it as a joke! They did............

[@nobodyimportant2470]

@@jeffthebloodthirsty9388 It is a good dirty joke but not fitting of a cell mate for someone on death row. It should have been 7 in there with the lamp. If you wonder why, it is because 7 ate 9

[@WingedAsarath]

Was the priest at the funeral also an F... paying respects

[@elaineb7065]

My fave is one of the press letters being a Y

[@Sincyn241]

Okay, who’s going to tell him that it wasn’t *really* a number in that prison cell…?

[@Lorentari]

Speaking of Moose The Danish astronomer, Tycho Brahe, also has a pet-moose at his estate on Hven (a then Danish island north of Malmö/Copenhagen). Brahe would send the moose as his substitute to event he couldn't be bothered to attend, and custom dictated that any substitute was to be treated as if they were their master. The moose hence developed an alcohol addiction. Oh.... and Brahe also owned a clairvoyant midget named Jeppe who lived under Brahe's dinner table and gave him advice on how to handle and tax the hostile farmers that worked the Brahe-estate's land

[@fibecheee]

"I can't nut if the chess isn't played appropriately" -The Click 2022

[@SushiWhyNot]

i haven’t watched this man in a hot minute, what did i miss?

[@samuelpartin4505]

He's a furry now.

[@serencefrostbite3362]

So there's this guy, Topicy....

[@mppercussion]

A lot of furry stuff

[@laravincent5659]

Oh, not Much...

[@RenTran1]

Land sharks

[@laserkiwi37]

you could take a screenshot of The Click's face while he is talking during this video and you get a 100% broken furby guarantee especially at 1:41

[@halldoralarsen86]

When my boyfriend and his ex-wife were together, they had a cat. One time they took a weekend trip, and his dad took care of feeding the cat. When they came back, the cat was visually unhappy about this loss of attention. He went into the laundry basket with clean clothes and looked my bf in the eyes while taking a shit on the clothes. He was an older rescue cat, so he was litterbox trained a long time ago.

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

5:43 hey as a trans man that's a win win for me

[@fleedledee23]

"The grabby thing that's also a nose.... the nose grabber" I'm screaming, he describes animals like bob fossil

[@justine8387]

It was wonderful.

[@myounakami]

8:27 For the sake of your sanity, the girl in the picture's wearing a red hakama (think pleated trousers that looks like a skirt) traditionally worn by Japanese shrine maidens.

[@myounakami]

@@KitchenWitchery Semantics.

[@Trivial_Whim]

There’s a video of it, the tank guy thing. Dude literally walks out of a convenient store with two bag on either hand, pass some panicked people fleeing, through a bunch of bushes and gets right in front of the tank. When it tries to go around him, he just keeps moving in front of it. Eventually he puts the grocery bags down, climbs on the tank and gets the guy inside to come out and talk with him before the one filming it stops.

[@sophiejones3554]

dude…wtf… This was in Ukraine right?

[@blitva1]

@@sophiejones3554 tianmen square, Beijing, 1989

[@gurllovesdragons]

25:31 That professor is amazing. Edit: Wrong time

[@bassman9261995]

29:42 “aw he’s there with numbers” Sweet innocent Click.

[@thajocoth]

2:31 - The tanks charge specifically from human screams... They use fear, but I don't recall them ever saying it HAS to be screams of fear... EDIT: I initially figured it was obvious from what I wrote, but apparently not (based on the replies), so I'm going to just state the implication here outright: Screams of pleasure. (From the furries, not from Sully, as monster screams don't charge the tanks.)

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Cheat code; I just blast screamo, death metal, etc and let the tanks fill themselves without having to traumatise kids. Chaotic Good Ending Unlocked

[@longonbon9676]

Though you can extract screams from a monster using lizard boy's machine.

[@RenTran1]

It can also be charged from laughter

[@thajocoth]

@@longonbon9676 Yes, but that doesn't actually fill the tanks.

[@thajocoth]

​@@RenTran1 That would imply then that they were laughing in response to Sully. Also possible, I suppose... It would've been a quicker way for them to discover that.

[@TheLoneWolfer]

15:27 The original version gives me One Punch Man vibes. You look at this average looking guy with his grocery bags and he's standing in the way of one tank. Eh...impressive, then it slowly pans out to reveal a whole fucking convoy of tanks and you're like, "Holy shit, this guy is freaking overpowered."

[@gachahow6840]

Dette er

[@mppercussion]

16:25 this always just makes me think of “4 out of 5 doctors recommend Camel cigarettes”

[@JoshSweetvale]

9 out of 10 American doctors recommend opioids. :v There's a reason Europe's only antivaxxers are the anti-everything crazy protestant cult towns.

[@fantasyshadows3207]

Doctor of a morgue?

[@nobodyimportant2470]

The way they got that many doctors was by telling a lie about the question asked of the doctors. They didn't ask what they recommended but what brand of cigarettes they had in their pocket. Shortly before they started asking the doctors they had people go through the hospital handing out free samples of Camel so that is what the doctors had on them.

[@DraconicDuelist]

6:55 The answer to the question is 5. If it were "How many men can pee here at once?" Then the answers would make sense...

[@palmossi]

Yea

[@osheridan]

Omg it's a meme

[@DraconicDuelist]

@@osheridan Yes, but a poorly phrased one...

[@osheridan]

@@DraconicDuelist No, it's just not scientifically accurate, cause it's a meme.

[@KestralKuthule]

The pixar cutscene. All the letters perfectly willing to kill the baby lamp for what is actually a revenge killing. Or did no-one else notice that the Paparazzi were using cameras containing his siblings heads...

[@SomeDumbFox-OwO]

Imagine that entire Pixar intro, just to lead into the most light-hearted movie. Something like Inside Out, or Toy Story.

[@xicort3dsn42]

Do you know where is the original video ?

[@QueenMonny]

Inside Out is not lighthearted. There's some deep stuff in there. Like all Pixar movies. Pixar movies are multilayered. Inside Out is very funny at times, but it's by no means "lighthearted". Pixar are just geniuses at veiling the deep stuff in ways that don't traumatise kids.

[@QueenMonny]

​@xicort3dsn42 I'd like to know as well. It's funny at first, when the I gets squashed and all the other letters freak out and the P vomits and passes out. But it gets very dark very quickly after that. It's quite thought-provoking. I can't imagine having that at the beginning of an animated movie. You would start in completely the wrong headspace.