r/ImTheMainCharacter - MY OPINION = LAW

[@CozyCardassian]

As someone who has ADHD and often stares into space without perceiving, my literal worst nightmare is unknowingly being called a creep in a tik tok video for accidentally looking at someone a few times at the gym. Like I try my damndest to not to stare in anyone's direction, but I usually don't notice when I do it.

[@animeloveer97]

lol my fiance does that too he goes in the zone really hard sometimes

[@genericname2747]

Honestly, just say "I have ADHD and I was zoning out". Now they can't upload this to TikTok because people will bully them.

[@paladinboyd1228]

@@genericname2747, I would have gone with “i was zoning out your not my type” in theory they can’t upload as I devalued their inflated sense of worth.

[@genericname2747]

@@paladinboyd1228 Nice

[@suchendelokidottir5673]

I also have ADHD Working out is so boring that I maladaptive daydream. I literally have no idea what I'm looking at because I'm not on this planet anymore

[@whatsupinspace854]

"You're being insensitive to people who can't form memories" They'll get over it quickly.

[@andrearupe8094]

Savage

[@piperjaycie]

Get over what?🤔😳🤣

[@ARockyRock]

this is so insensitive this is so insensitive

[@zelokorLocalGodOfChaosAndBread]

@@ARockyRock yeah I know right?

[@zelokorLocalGodOfChaosAndBread]

@@ARockyRock yeah I know right?

[@SarahBuhrmanKalisara]

Funny thing. My brother's ex and I both got pregnant within weeks of each other. Based on due dates, I was actually pg first. They announced first and publicly. I told my parents. My mom told my brother, and he accused me of getting pg just to undermine their good news. Later, they induced for early delivery to ensure theirs was born first. I asked everyone what crown/title/inheritance we were competing for as middle-class Americans. I also thanked my brother for assuming I had such godly powers that I could predict their pregnancy and successfully conceive first. They didn't find that funny, but I sure did.

[@John_Weiss]

Wow. Your brother sounds like Piece of Work.

[@SarahBuhrmanKalisara]

@@John_Weiss Yeah. When they got married, he kept asking our parents to pay for things like new clothes for the honeymoon. When they complained about how much he was asking for, he said they could "use [my] half cuz she'll never get married."

[@John_Weiss]

@@SarahBuhrmanKalisara Eeeeew!

[@BA_NyxEclipse]

Sounds like a piece of shit, hope everything is going well for you

[@aliceramdom.s]

right

[@G4lacta]

As someone with social anxiety, I don’t understand how ppl can do stuff like this without wanting to ram their head into a wall after

[@osheridan]

Clearly they already do that too much

[@Zukaartsedits]

@@osheridan PFFFT-

[@Eeeeehhh]

use it as inspiration. if they are that cringe and are still alive, you'll be just fine doing normal human things. the cringe bar is unreachable at this point

[@idgafwhtyouwant]

Same

[@ShyDigi]

Because, people have undiagnosed mood disorders and jackasses like the click (I say that affectionately, the click is one of my favorite creators but god damn the tone deafness) like to make fun of them on the internet instead of recommending that they get help.

[@DriftingLightOfTheWoods]

"I haven't met you" "Yes - I was due some good luck at some point this year" goddamn I almost choked on my dinner, that's the most savage comeback I've seen in a while

[@sebforce1165]

And from Michael Rosen, too, like, _Damn!_

[@itsgaylebitxh]

The dude that yelled "Can you just STFU please?" is my hero. edit: He said just

[@rosenaegeli8242]

Lol look at the likes N O I C E

[@kylesimone6140]

ikr, like they in a gosh dang library. he doesnt need to be loudly yelling and garbage

[@stuff7848]

1.2k likes and only 2 replies, lemme fix that.

[@strawberrysangria1474]

The guy yelling "this is a library!" is mine.

[@itsgaylebitxh]

​@@strawberrysangria1474 Yes but he knows it's a library. He doesn't know to STFU

[@LoucheWoman]

The mom visiting the youtuber knew that the kids were emotional blackmail. I shudder for every customer service person she interacts with.

[@alisaurus4224]

The NERVE of her. “We’re gonna be late” well ma’am you should go do that thing then. How are you going to show up unannounced at a stranger’s HOME, which is also their workplace, and expect them to conform to YOUR schedule?? It was nice of the guy to give the kids a pic, but a terrible lesson for them that this kind of behavior gets results

[@paladinboyd1228]

I agree with the click about threatening to call cops. But I would add that should be the go to even if they have kids. People in the public eye have been attacked for less.

[@Heroshii15]

Some people in the Reddit thread were thinking that video was staged, as they felt he answered way to quickly, and they found it weird that someone his age would answer the door for a stranger at all. I doubt that’s the case, because I don’t see what he would have to gain from that.

[@hexwolfi]

That KZbinr should've just told her to go away. Children shouldn't see that kind of behavior being rewarded. Yeah, it might be distressing for the kid, but it's really not going to break them. Unfortunately, now that kid is going to learn that they're entitled to everyone else's time and attention because he didn't set boundaries.

[@Lilian040210]

@@hexwolfi yes he should've told her to go away, but it's also not his job to parent someone else's children. You're somehow critisizing shitty parents but also putting the blame for their future shitty kids on strangers at the same time...

[@ZoobiethePopplio]

If I learned anything from shows like Steven Universe and The Owl House, it's that you do NOT want to be the main character. Being the main character usually means that you have way too many responsibilities, with a bit of trauma mixed in.

[@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle]

Especially trauma

[@rainbowstarr6079]

And also your basically god

[@Skullhawk13]

I’m reminded of a quote “everyday Twitter has a main character and your goal is to never be it”

[@blockwithaglock96]

Mha had a bit of that too

[@frigginresulrum]

For me, it was YuGiOh GX. Jaiden loses sight of the fun that's supposed to be had playing a children's card game because the fate of the world is constantly on the line for him.

[@EricHonaker]

That dog was still wagging its tail while being carried off. Just happy to be included in the excitement. What a good pupper. 14/10.

[@dmgroberts5471]

Black Lab: "I had the best day! They were chasing me, and everyone was cheering, and I got bellyrubs! And I got to RUN!" I love the capacity dogs have to just get excited without even knowing why they are excited. They celebrate the fact that they are celebrating, it's the best.

[@alexcorvin3612]

The true main character

[@genericname2747]

Dogs are always ready to party

[@echothefreak9396]

42/10, coward

[@somegeese]

They're good dogs, brent

[@LeonieJMerry]

"Omg he is totally harrassing me" - says the girl who is filming some innocent dude at the gym and "exposing" him 🙃

[@sogghartha]

and the ironic thing is they have enough followers that they end up harassing the innocent bystander

[@osheridan]

And you're literally posting this with the intent of being looked at, but you're taking it out on a random who glanced at you

[@craigdavies2598]

222th like

[@MillyThe_Rat]

@@osheridan now thats stupid, people can post videos, they can even sexualize themselfs, because CONSENT

[@AndaraBledin]

It's worth noting, the girl got enough people giving her a reality check that she took the vid down and made a pretty solid apology before announcing she was going to take a hiatus to get her stuff worked out.

[@marlowener]

althea the catgirl who got kicked out of class for her collar is entirely satire and i love her so much. she's also a vampire and a demon and a werewolf and she has so many boyfriends it's hard to keep track of The Lore

[@FlurryPie0]

Althea Cinematic Universe

[@Necessity4fun]

Oh alright, knowing its actually satire makes me feel better about it, phew! I'm that case, yeah it's so ridiculous and kinda funny XD

[@PinkyR]

I figured that she seemed familiar, I like those types of accounts because it’s pretty fun to act cringey

[@lonelee5353]

@@FlurryPie0 more like a multiverse at this point

[@wolf1066]

Yeah, it had to be satire.

[@breakingthechains38]

The only gender reveal I will accept is when the leaders of my summer camp dyed their dog blue (with pet safe dye, of course) and then just released it and it came running out all happy and excited to see everybody. Wholesome, sweet, and no lasting damage anywhere.

[@Mr.Yeast2]

Or something like a colored cake, or pinata

[@WiseSageBum]

My favorite one was still the family where they popped the balloon, no glitter came out, then the grandma pulls off a wig revealing dyed-blue hair and that the baby is a boy

[@S3cr3t_Qw1rtz]

Oh my god, that's adorable!

[@catmeows2031plays]

r/wholesomecomments

[@megawl2086]

@@Mr.Yeast2 also very fun

[@GassyMask]

That sub reddit is like 89% jerks 1% lucky people and 10% dogs being dogs.

[@Traci2000]

Not even trying to pretend I'm not just here for the dogs!

[@genericname2747]

@@Traci2000 Same. I just want to see some dogs being silly goobers

[@5Demona5]

All doggos are good doggos, except for that Husky. He's a naughty selfish doggo and deserves proper training.

[@TalentedTiger]

@@Traci2000 I'm here for The Click 🙃

[@kitkatboard]

10% dogs being dogs include honorary dogs like other animals and wholesome kids

[@jongkittae]

this subreddit is always insane to me bc like I genuinely cannot imagine having the self-confidence (arrogance) to be that obnoxious in public lmao edit: if you're only having a child because "everyone else is" PLEASE DO NOT FUCKING HAVE KIDS TYVM

[@dmgroberts5471]

Likewise. I barely have the self-confidence to exist, much less just assume I'm more important that anyone else. I mean, I would never use someone else's car as a prop in some kinda video, or just take up a whole cafe seating area to record myself posing and dancing. I don't get how anyone can think that's ok. They clearly have a lesser comprehension of what the world is.

[@DizzyWolf]

Someone run and tell Paris Hilton

[@vidal9747]

If my rock bottom self confidence was miraculously combined with THAT self confidence I would probably become a slightly entitled person...

[@Chetloore]

Word

[@Annie_Annie__]

Seriously. My husband and I had a courthouse wedding because I couldn’t bear the thought of being the center of attention for a big, traditional wedding. I nearly didn’t have a baby shower for the same reason but my husband and best friend forced me to (mostly because it was a rough pregnancy and they thought I needed some fun after 8-ish months of being pretty miserable). I can’t imagine doing any of these things that would make me the center of attention unless my life were literally at stake. Maybe not even then.

[@ApolloSketches]

Honestly I really hope Click does another run of the emotional support demon at some point because I need some emotional support from a wholesome demonic plushie rn

[@ThatElfTorunn]

Omg me too. Desperately.

[@MouthwashTyphoon]

He should do an angel version of some kind.

[@Demon_Of_Parx]

@@MouthwashTyphoon oooh, yeah! Kinda like fallen angel on your shoulder or something?

[@ApolloSketches]

@@Demon_Of_Parx apparently he's in the process of a cerberus duck and I want that too

[@Demon_Of_Parx]

@@ApolloSketches I heard about that! I’m really excited for it!

[@youtube-rebel]

The youtuber one was SO uncomfortable. What kind of parent thinks it’s sane to go to a public person’s house UNANNOUNCED? She’s probably the type to complain about someone walking the same direction as her and accuse them of stalking yet does this bs

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

Doxxing KZbinrs before it was cool

[@Heroshii15]

Fun fact: Toddler and animal posts are actually against this subreddit’s rules. They say it’s because they’re incapable of being narcissistic, but I think it’s because you’d be hard-pressed to find someone who would disagree that they’re the main character.

[@MayHugger]

What does that have to do with narcissism?

[@gazz3867]

Actually they are incapable of being CALLED narcissistic and sociopathic because they all are. It's not a useful distinction.

[@alidan]

@@MayHugger because you are narsasisitic if yo genuinely act like the main character, I mean yes you are the main character of your own story, sure, but you dont have to act like it.

[@MayHugger]

@@alidan You are confusing narcissism with ego, narcissism does not mean the person is full of themselves.

[@dickottel]

animals are always the main character for me 🥰 couldn't care less about children tho lol

[@kathyhenry9512]

As a mother with a two year old, she DOES think everyone wants to be her friend and I try so hard to keep her from bothering people I swear toddlers just are too friendly haha

[@Skullhawk13]

Good parenting right there, it’s sad the world isn’t a place that is kind to the innocence of youth tho.

[@howlingarmadillo]

I worked at a grocery store for years and it was always my favorite thing to see toddlers who were just figuring out their words, because you could tell they were so excited. They figure out the word hi and they just want to say it to everybody. It always felt like a triumphant moment for them because every time they say hi and somebody says hi back they'd light up like they had cracked some secret code to figuring out how the big people act. Friendly kids like that got me through some rough days at work.

[@Shocked_Joe]

nah gurl i looked like a demon incarnate in my toddler photo💀

[@kirillzakharov7336]

children ain't so chil.

[@1EmuFan]

I made a friend in kindergarden by her coming up to me and basically saying “hi whats ur name do you wanna be friends?”

[@MyotisOccultus]

The girl who was crying about people "fat-shaming their old selves" probably has an eating disorder. It can be incredibly hard and triggering for people in ED recovery to see those transformation videos/pictures because they're fighting so hard to accept their heavier bodies now that they're trying to be healthy. But yeah, it's not the posters' fault that they show up in her feed. When people are in that place in their recovery, it's probably best to just stay off social media.

[@ScatterSocks]

This just makes me sad. The fact people have to go through that is just.. stuff like this keeps me up at night… I wish people didn’t have to go through that, that’s not fair :(

[@eartheclipse8]

Definitely. I had an ED and thankfully recovered. That girl needs to step away from the internet, for her own sake.

[@AggressiveSpaghetti]

What is an eating disorder? Like, you can't stop eating?

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Aren't there any content filters on tiktok?

[@mewhendazai]

@@AggressiveSpaghetti There are many different types of ED. The most common is either binge eating where you can't stop eating, or not eating at all while feeling nauseous after eating. It's mostly mental and usually has to do with insecurities (e.g someone thinks they're too overweight, starves themselves, isn't able to eat properly anymore).

[@stuchly1]

The cancer fantasy absolutely got under my skin. Wishing cancer on someone you supposedly love and care about? What? Do you even hear yourself. I have first hand experience of what that feels like and I wouldn't wish that on anybody. I lost my grandpa who was like a father to me to cancer before the COVID outbreak and I'm still not over it. Contrary to popular belief it's not a fun experience for anyone involved. Make it make sense.

[@raerohan4241]

I hope it's only because she hasn't realised the realities of cancer, that it's because her only experience of it has been from movies. I truly, sincerely wish for this, because of she knows what it's like, if she knows someone that's gotten it and _still_ thinks like that? That is utterly horrifying.

[@kyleadelaide]

My best friend died of cancer on his 20th birthday. Him and his girlfriend got married before he died. It was a wonderful wedding and a touching story. However, it was traumatic for everyone involved, not to mention his widow, and has left lasting psychological damage for all of us. Why would you willingly want that? That is all kinds of messed up. Only a solipsistic self absorbed psycho would want that so they have a "cute" story.

[@twisttytails]

i recently lost my grandpa as well he did not pass from cancer, rather a collection of awful disabilities and illnesses that kinda just sapped away his strength entirely (cancer, diabetes, Parkinsons, pneumonia, infections, kidney failure and more) itwas awful and i wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

[@Antifearn]

My mom had breast cancer and cervical cancer simultaneously for a year not too long ago. I’m so thankful that she survived and is healthy today, but it was very difficult and heartbreaking for my family to see her suffer and be in pain. I remember her crying about being scared about her chemotherapy appointments and I had to tell her she was still beautiful after she lost her hair.

[@PhantomKitty13]

you would've hated the middle school i went to because apparently it was a popular insult to wish cancer upon someone else. the louder boys were usually the ones to say that. one day, one of teachers made all of us tell the class if we knew someone who suffered from cancer. Everyone knew someone who suffered from cancer, but the insults still persisted. i'm so sorry for ruining your day, but i had to get it off my chest.

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

As a Canadian I can't tell you the amount of Americans I've met who actually think America is the center of the world and that America is respected and adored by the entire world. It's wild. Edit: Almost 3K likes holy moly.

[@seantaggart7382]

Well im in Minnesota So I know that feeling

[@MonaLyssa33]

As an American (and also a Minnesotan), I get so embarrassed by people who think America is the best and the center of the world. Like, my dude, do you even live in this godforsaken country? I would love if Canada "invaded" Minnesota because I would love to be a Canadian.

[@Ramsey276one]

SELF-DELUSION 100 (Some countries get bonus ranks and faster gains)

[@canadianperspective3731]

I have always been astounded by their ignorance. Had an American look at our Canadian plates on the car (and camper) and ask “did we come over by boat or plane?”

[@ebbenazor7857]

I've heard - directly from an American - that Americans get fed a steady diet of propaganda about how great America is, so that they don't realise how much better the rest of the world has it and how badly their leaders are screwing them and denying them what most Europeans consider basic human rights.

[@vaughnhaney7020]

The guy who was alone on the plane is so wholesome though, like he wasn't the usual vibe of this subreddit where the person's trying to make everything about themselves, he just kinda happened to end up in the spotlight and had a good time

[@alisaurus4224]

I was one of about 3 passengers on a flight once and it was lit. The flight attendants had time to chat with us, gave us extra snacks & drinks etc & i could lie across a whole row & sleep

[@Jammythewerewolf]

@@alisaurus4224 That sounds awesome, I bet the flight attendants had a good time too. It must be a very stressful job sometimes.

[@chatboulon743]

It was a mix of spooky and awesome. I'm not sure if I'd want a plane all to myself because I'd be 100% awkward the entire time. Lol

[@suitov]

I bet an empty plane feels something like those liminal space horror scenes. Spooky to some people, oddly relaxing to introverts*, sometimes there's a monster... hang on, wait... *Me. I'm the introverts.

[@austin.luther]

Accidental main character. Seemed like a cool dude.

[@lucideandre]

The one with the KZbinr is, like, the guy actually was EXTREMELY chill. He even said he’d be ok with taking pictures after he’s done working. Which I wouldn’t have expected. He’s being SUPER understanding. And Karen complains because having to wait for him to finish will make her be late for something?

[@silverthehero1295]

Right? Trespassing and asking for a photo while he’s working, and when he gives her a time frame for when he can oblige, she’s acts like he’s inconveniencing her.

[@Thenoobestgirl]

The audacity of some people...

[@an_avidpanda_lover8349]

When she could’ve completing avoided the risk of being late by just.. NOT going to a stranger’s house expecting to get pictures with them.

[@dapperpotato4243]

Also, our eyes are naturally drawn to movement because we have a survival instinct. If your mind is wandering, your eyes will naturally be drawn to others in the room because even if they are sitting still, small movements like breathing and shifting will make you subconsciously stare.

[@empressmarowynn]

I once took a pottery class that had room for 20 students but I was the only one who had signed up. So it was just me and the teacher there chilling at our wheels. He would teach me something new, let me work on it for a bit while doing his own projects, and then check in to see how I was progressing and teach me something else. It was a great main character experience.

[@saragreenfire4515]

Nice! I used to have pottery classes too. Loved the feeling when you start building up a new piece. I bet it was a lot of fun, having most of your teacher's attention.

[@halfknight2310]

this is like when I picked a certain subject that was new to our school. I was with like 10 others. but they all left. leaving me and the teacher. basically becoming a tutoring session. now, with that lack of other student, me and the teacher often just discuss other topics while working. cause we have the time to. cause of how fast I normally work.

[@NiqIce]

Damn I would’ve love to join that class. Life skills and experience is worth its weight in gold

[@Saturnm0ss]

Why do I feel upset? Like the guy was probably hoping for people to sign up and get his class full but only one person did

[@bellahawthorn4575]

That legit sounds like a movie. It could be like a mentor thing like Good Will Hunting, or if the people were the same age it could be a romance

[@MaebhsUrbanity]

Fun fact: singing on trains is explicitly banned in British railway by-laws, after of course the first by-law, queuing.

[@KitsuneGB-hc9zb]

*insert “mind the gap” joke here*

[@rustyjones7908]

​@@KitsuneGB-hc9zb Just don't sing it...

[@spiffywolf2850]

why lol

[@Anders_Art]

As I British person, I can confirm this

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

Remind me to never listen to my favorite songs on the subways then… I tend to sing the lyrics sometimes…

[@WaitingxInxSilence]

Filming in the locker room is illegal because you have implied privacy, just like in the restrooms. Doesn’t matter if it’s a public restroom, you can (and should) report it. Even if you don’t file a police report, the gym can revoke their membership.

[@blackqweenmars]

It depends on where you’re filming. It’s OK to take a picture in the common area of a restroom or locker room as long as there’s no naked people in the background or something like I see people taking pictures in the bathroom mirror all the time.

[@Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic]

​@@blackqweenmars A picture is different to a video. He has his back to his phone as he's recording *while you can see other men moving around trying to get dressed* and that guy doesn't have any control to what the phone picks up, unlike a photo which is a second max and isn't really inconveniencing anyone. Recordings are far longer. 🤣

[@sharkrancher282]

That one with the woman bringing her kids to that KZbinr's house is so unintentionally eerie. To my knowledge, most celebrities (internet or otherwise) don't make a habit of putting out their personal address info; which means that woman probably had to do some digging to find out where he lived. That alone should be a hint that maybe, just showing up there as an unannounced stranger would be a not cool thing to do. Fortunately The Click does not have to worry about this, because The Click clearly lives within a special pocket dimension outside of space & time; which can only be accessed by traveling to the fictional land of Sweden.

[@denkisupremacy]

I love The Click, I wish Sweden was real 💔

[@bendingdemon6483]

I thought it was Finland that was fake, or is it both of them

[@sharkrancher282]

@@bendingdemon6483; Lol, "Finland". What, was it founded by sharks? (If that was a real place, I would totally go)

[@jacobjohnson8686]

Apparently it's not uncommon, unfortunately-my sibling's ex was a KZbinr (like 20,000 subscribers at the time, which was enough to make it a full-time job and give him a decent crowd of fans, to my surprise) and he moved to Texas and had multiple fans show up to his house within a short time. He had no idea how they tracked him down, because he never gave out his address anywhere. These were mostly teenage fans, I think. So yeah, that was pretty shocking to learn was a thing, and when Click started talking about the incident in this video, I was actually surprised he wasn't familiar with it happening a lot more. Glad, though. Hopefully it isn't as common as it seemed when I first heard of it, or maybe somehow KZbin helps creators better protect their privacy nowadays (this was ~2015/16). (Probably too hopeful on that last one, though.)

[@sharkrancher282]

@@jacobjohnson8686; That's so alarming! Mr. The Click seems pretty savvy, so it wouldn't surprise me if he's taken steps to secure his privacy beyond what KZbin offers. I imagine accessibility is a factor as well. It's harder for most fans to travel to a whole other country to stalk someone, and it looks like a lot of these scary fans are American. Some will still find a way, but I figure the harder you can make it to be found, the better.

[@WhoStoleKirya73]

"The benefit of having anxiety is that you're too scared to do stupid things like this" -Me, 2023

[@dariacampbell5956]

Me too girl

[@AhavaMath]

Yeah, I wouldn't want all that attention on me.

[@iclynnx]

Yup, true

[@qhyirrghsteinne3109]

You see, my problem is that whenever I feel anxious, I don’t know if it’s something I should be anxious about or if I’m just being paranoid, so I can’t even trust my gut feelings. I used expired milk in my oatmeal for like two weeks because I thought the white chunks coming out “gave it character”. I also let a guy I’d met in person for the first time take me to his dorm and I got in his car.

[@kitkatboard]

Sometimes I wish I could give a piece of my social anxiety to these kind of people

[@donttouchmehand2454]

The baby on the plane reminds me of this three year old on my last flight. We landed and were waiting to pull up to the gate when she turns around and goes "hello!". Without missing a beat, there was a chorus of hellos from every row behind her. It was adorable.

[@missaniebananie6473]

Wholesome main characters like that really make my day

[@KeinAbendessen]

what I like about the KZbinr one, is how respectful he is. This Woman is literally breaking his privacy, but he is still so nice and respectful. I don't now who he is, but he seems to be a nice person.

[@Bean-kh9cu]

Yeah cudos to him. I dont get why people hate on his reaction just off the fact that he faked his videos. Let the man do what he wants. Its youtube. Its for entertainment, its meant to just watch entertaining videos

[@WildCanadian0_0]

@@Bean-kh9cu fr right. So what if x is a skit. It's entertaining nevertheless. Not his fault you don't have an imagination

[@Bean-kh9cu]

@@WildCanadian0_0 RIGHT?! Ngl i used to watch his videos before. I knew it was fake but i just found it really entertaining. I can guarantee that just about every video on youtube is scripted to a degree. So why hate?

[@galning2768]

@@Bean-kh9cu vods

[@CreeperCart]

@@Bean-kh9cu I'm so confused right now

[@charleyfenn7777]

Let me just say, I’ve been around lots and lots of doggos in my life, and dogs carrying sticks/toys that are too big for them has never gotten old. 10/10 main character doggo

[@knowledge_leaf]

Most of the "People staring in gym" videos I've seen are like; 1. They could be staring with good reason, because they're making sure their fellow gym goers aren't dropping heavy weights on their legs and breaking bones. 2. Like me, they could be checking what you're doing to make sure you're not a threat to ME. 3. They're looking at your camera because they're uncomfortable with the idea they Could be in the shot and don't know (many people don't like being filmed). 4. They could be looking at you with distain because you're filming in A Gym, and a lot of people Do Not Like That. 5. They respect your muscles/commitment to working out, Like You Should with your fellow gym goers, like c'mon, Encourage eachother. 6. They're trying to learn from you but feel too awkward approaching you directly. 7. They're staring off into space not knowing what they're looking at. I could go on. But instead people assume the worst, which is that someone thinks they're attractive, and is staring because they are imagining some lewd scenario or something. Most people in those videos don't even stare, they just glance, which, is very respectful. You look at other people don't you? I understand, you're in your gym clothes, maybe you feel exposed and vulnerable because of it, I know I do, but that's not a reason to blame other people.

[@lenax9798]

Had a dude stare at me in the gym while i was using an equipement. Asked him if he needed something. He said he didnt know how to tell me i was using it wrong. I felt like an idiot, appolagized and thanked him after he told me the correct way. I cant even remember what it was and i remember thinking "pfft this is easy" but when I did it the right way, it was harder. I also cant understand how i was doing it wrong because the correct way made way more sence. Still feel like an idiot 🤦‍♀️🫣

[@lilscenechick1995]

I really hate that these women are accusing men of being creeps for normal behavior when there really IS a bigger issue of harassment. Personally I’ve never been harassed in the gym and if someone has stared at me, having sexual fantasies, I didn’t notice because I was focused on my workout. Not posing for a camera. That one girl melodramatically calling that innocent dude “feral” really got me heated. Feral behavior would result in your bodily harm, ma’am. A mere glance in your direction isn’t assault.

[@omgnoooooo]

I like this line of thought. We're all main characters in our stories, but it's important to not disrupt other people's stories because those stories belong to them and you don't know what kind of scene this is for them.

[@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339]

That’s adorable. I’ll be thinking about that the next time I go for a walk and observe other people’s stories.

[@microqueen69]

I am not the protagonist. I'm the antagonist.

[@LiamthegoofyGOOBER]

@@microqueen69im the side character

[@torgranael]

@@microqueen69 Same here.

[@TheNormExperience]

Perfectly put.

[@kitty_catra]

I would hate to be the main character so I don't know why people love pretending that they are Also the girl that thinks she is a cat is satire

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

It's cringe not funny so she needs to work on what humor is.

[@pink-flower.]

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon you when comedy is subjective: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@bumblebeeyellowdragon]

@@pink-flower. Are you saying you think a girl pretending to turn into a cat bc she's outraged is funny comedy to you?

[@pink-flower.]

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon no i said comedy is subjective it's personal opinion i don't think it's funny but someone does

[@noodlepoodlegirl]

@@bumblebeeyellowdragon my daughter just turned 10, and she fully believes that she’s half cat. She wears a little collar and she has ear hair clips that I pin on to her pigtails. It’s actually darling. So yeah, let’s support kids being a little bit creative and nutty! I love it. sometimes kids find really interesting ways of feeling comfortable enough to express themselves, and I think it’s pretty cool.

[@leylagutierrez5834]

The pregnant girl that was mad other people were pregnant too, would have absolutely hated working with me. There were at least six of us pregnant at the same time. There were so many of us pregnant, some of the women stopped drinking the water that came out of the filter in the wall. 😂

[@helendunn9905]

If only we could stop people like her having children and bringing them up to hate themselves.

[@lizzybeary]

Haha "Must be in the water." 😂

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Lol.😂

[@NexTakenouchi]

I love when an animal makes it's way onto a sporting field, and everyone just goes nuts with joy. Humans are so cute sometimes.

[@maggieq5696]

This is my exact line of thinking lol

[@emirlerdtm6774]

What do you mean by that🤨

[@Thenoobestgirl]

It's the dogs who are cute... :P

[@thegameplayers494]

I think you accidentally wrote humans

[@mr.mothly]

A dog posted this

[@gabriellavedier9650]

Locker rooms are, indeed, not public spaces. This would be like having a toilet cam

[@animeloveer97]

more like a shower cam like people get naked in there lol

[@hannajung7512]

As a German I find it extremly wierd, that Americans just accept that they can be filmed in public everywere. In Germany you have to be notified specifically that there are cameras and the footage may ONLY be used for crime prosecution, unless its specifically noted that the footage is for release (or implied by the perspn filmimg being from a media house), and its generally not allowed to film or photograph a person or their private spaces (which includes the garden) outside of very specific exceptions.

[@Llortnerof]

@@hannajung7512 And in a lot of situations, you not only have to inform them, you have to get their explicit consent to being filmed. That fitness influenza at 20:55 releasing the footage would likely be illegal in Germany.

[@stormthescarred2211]

@@hannajung7512 In Australia they have to notify you as well! You'll often see a sign saying “Smile! You're on camera!” They don't have to notify why, it's assumed to be for security purposes so 🤷‍♂️

[@JackOfHarts96]

@@hannajung7512 I'm British, but we have very similar laws to Americans. Anyone's allowed to film on their own property, or on public streets. However you cannot film on other people's property without their permission, and you can't have cameras where privacy is to be expected (e.g. changing rooms and toilets).

[@tinawitte420]

30:55 Surprised you don't mention _her_ creepiness, filming in the gym without asking people for consent, and publishing it. Also, his looks are basically just like wtf is she doing there.

[@chatboulon743]

The best part about this, she got called out and tried to backtrack in a couple of apologies. It was awesome when she realized just how bad she fucked up.

[@benwagner5089]

I'm also curious on if those hip thrusting lifts are actually doing anything. Beyond gaining the attention of a guy who's actually there to lift weights. -I don't lift, so I don't know if this is a real thing or not.

[@maryamshaaban74]

@@benwagner5089 it is a real workout but I get your point. If she's being creeped out by him wouldn't she avoid certain "suggestive" excercises?

[@BluePhoenix_]

@@maryamshaaban74 imagine wildly thrusting your hips in public, while filming it and mumbling to yourself, and not expecting someone to go "wtf is she doing?"

[@genericname2747]

"Why is that lady recording herself in a public gym" -that guy, probably

[@MollyDollyy774]

38:24 "Like a Wise man once said, That's pretty cringe bro" - The Click

[@Charley-ju6yg]

as an aspiring volleyball player, if a dog walked on to the court in the middle of a game, that game can go to hell. That dog is getting ALL my attention and pets i can possibly give. Especially if it was as friendly as the one on that football field. Such a good boy!

[@brodericksiz625]

We really should take every opportunity to appreciate our animal friends, cats and dogs alike. I'm not huge on dogs personally, but there was this adorable Border Collie in a yard close to home and I would always go and say hi to her, and she was really happy. It really made my day a little bit better. I'm still more of a cat person, but every once in a while it's good to appreciate animals in general

[@suitov]

Right? I don't care if the audience came for a volleyball game - very few of them are likely to object to seeing bonus extra dog shenanigans, and those who do are probably grouches who _need_ some attention from a happy, excited dog. It's like a free extra smile added to your day.

[@noahgray543]

The dog looked so happy too! It was just thinking, "so many new friends! Imma say hi to all of them!"

[@myheartismadeofstars]

My fiance actually had a "i'm the only one here" situation! He went to see a horror movie in the middle of a weekday. They poked their heads in to make sure they weren't playing to an empty theatre, saw him sitting there and let him watch. He put his feet up, and made commentary aloud to himself. Just completely made himself at home.

[@animeloveer97]

lmao my mom and sisters saw the first kung fu panda movie and we were the only ones there it was so creepy to us xD i think we left early causemy mom didnt feel right cause the dude at the ticket counter was checking in randomly (no words to us) and she was super bad vibed by it

[@Jdvalentine13]

My friend and I had a similar experience when we went to see one of the godzilla movies at like 11pm one night. Only ones there so he got to tell me all about kaiju lore and we got to talk about stuff as it happened. Honestly was pretty great

[@noahgray543]

I've had a similar situation, except my girlfriend and I chose it specifically for that because we were in high school at the time. If you know what I mean. >_>

[@moonyfruit]

I had an ex, over 6 years ago, where nearly every time we went to the theatre, we were the only ones there. Became an ongoing joke because of how often it would happen. Was cool being able to pick the best seats, but always felt a little off to me with the theatre being empty, 🫥

[@theunseeliemperoress]

My town has a smallish cinema (6 screens) and quite a few times when I go I end up being the only one there. One of those times all but a couple of lights were off in the corridor leading to the screens, the electronic posters were all glitching so they were upside down, and there was no music playing over the speakers so all you could hear was the faint sounds of the film playing on the next screen over. Pretty sure there was only one member of staff there too (at least that I saw).

[@DragonFae16]

If I was someone who lived on that street the woman screaming R.E.S.P.E.C.T., I would have opened my window and shouted 'yeah, trying showing some to everyone on this street'.

[@PenguinLord10]

The real answer is to get in the way. Go outside and ruin their video.

[@DragonFae16]

@@PenguinLord10 Pro strat is to stand behind them and wave your arms in the air like you're one of those giant inflatable tube things you see outside car dealerships.

[@AtomicArtumas]

@@DragonFae16 Whacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man. That's their official name.

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

​@@AtomicArtumas WWIAFTM

[@adambomb1553]

Also, I would be willing to bet my life that, if that one girl actually had a boyfriend with cancer, she'd dump him as soon as he started losing his hair, weight, muscle mass, and ability to keep down food from the chemo. She'd claim it was sooooo hard for her to go through that with him and how it "took a toll" on her.

[@Drako2k0]

It’s sad that I know exactly what you’re referencing

[@BlazeNStar]

The doggo with the stick is 100% what must husband does. He takes walks through the forest when I'm in classes and he sometimes comes back like "HUN! I FOUND A STICK! LOOK HOW GOOD IT IS!!!" and its like a thin tree that fell over and its twice his height. lol

[@esl4287]

This comment makes me so happy. Everyone should have something minor that brings them such great joy as sticks do your husband!

[@originalnamehere292]

This comment is so underrated, holy crap😭✨🤍

[@BlazeNStar]

@@esl4287 He couldn't bring the stick back home because we took the bus, so the next time I had class I got a cab back home so I could bring the stick back home to him. He wants to carve it into a walking cane because his knee sometimes locks up. I told the taxi company it was a large wooden plank so I could get a van instead of a car.

[@Phantom_Hivemind]

You have a keeper. Protect him with your life

[@eldritchteletubby9319]

I had one experience where I was the "main character." It was during Senior Skip Day in high school. There was a rule at my school where if you didn't come to classes, you couldn't participate in any of the extracurriculars after school. The skip day happened to fall during tech week for a show I was part of, and because I was helping with directing, I couldn't risk not being allowed to attend rehearsal. Every other senior in the school didn't show up (the one other person who did left after first period), so it was just me. I was the only person in most of my classes, and I ended up wandering the halls and hanging out with teachers I liked during their prep periods (if they wanted me to of course). I spent half the day with the drama teacher, who was very grateful that I had come, and she let me run the drama warm-ups and some games for all her freshmen while she did work on the show. It was hilarious, a great vibe.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

Had a similar thing during the days fresh out of online school. It was the last few week of 8th grade, and I was the only kid in my class who showed up. I just talked to my favorite teachers who were there and occasionally helped them pack up. At the end I hung out in a 6th grade class with my favorite science teacher and just drew with them and stuff.

[@arstotzka6520]

thats sick dude, cool that you got to experience that

[@voidspooks6372]

The girl sounded like she was recovering from ED. If those video's triggered her and the "not interested" button isn't working, it's a TikTok problem. We have had a similar issue with several audios that have slurs. They kept coming up on our FYP even though they were very triggering and we reported and "not interested" them

[@animeloveer97]

not interested usually means that specific persons content doesnt show up not necessarily that type of content because its not like evryone tags there stuff or whatnot the same

[@voidspooks6372]

@@animeloveer97 it's supposed to block out the person, the audio, and the tags. So related videos.

[@shewolfinubaka]

But also she must be interacting with work out and transformation content for it to be dominating her FYP and like we all can’t change what’s on her FYP because it’s literally “For YOU Page” so she really just needs to take a break from social media and tiktok if it’s effecting her mental health like this

[@RobinundCobra11]

she should rather close the app instead to report the videos she does not like. Some algorithm see a report as an interaction and will show this content more. Won't happen if you close the app, bc the algorithms goal is to keep you on the app. You can even go on the app again immediately after closing it. Takes probably the same amount of time as reporting would but is way more effective.

[@natkatmac]

@@shewolfinubaka a better trick would be intentionally searching up new things so they fill the fyp instead. It's how i change my targeted ads.

[@galaxypotato1286]

30:38 Stuff like this makes me so paranoid. I have a few problems with my vision. I have static, floaters, and just bad eyesight, these sometimes make me look at things/people for a little longer than other people because my brain needs extra processing time since the images it gets are so messed up.

[@shewolfinubaka]

That KZbinr was way too nice to those random kids that showed up to his house unannounced that’s straight up stalker behavior

[@sirbattlecat]

The woman has now learned that's acceptable behavior - and worse - her kids learned that too. The KZbinr, or other KZbinrs, will regret this in the future.

[@Fr0zenEagle]

@@sirbattlecat That situation could only end badly either way. The youtuber can shut them down hard, but then get lots of backlash online, possibly even enough to ruin his career, or he goes easy on them like this, which sets a really bad precedent.

[@kittyplayz1480]

I actually used to watch that KZbinr a lot, and yeah, Toby can be way too nice for his own good. Haven’t paid attention to what he’s doing in a while, but hopefully it wound up being one of the things he complains about on stream so at least some people know that that’s fuckin weird

[@santosic]

​@@Fr0zenEagle maybe that's why I could never be a KZbinr. Because if someone did this I'd shut them down hard and then get canceled because of the inevitable backlash from people who only got bits and pieces of the whole story. I'd adamantly stick to my guns that my house is my private place, and unless I'm in a public area accesible to literally anyone, please don't approach me let alone interrupt me in my own house.

[@ChrisRC2008]

​@@kittyplayz1480 quick question What's the KZbinr's channel name

[@MrNK1411]

18:47 if it’s really an “angry train”, she did a great service to the passengers since now they would collectively hate her instead of their internal anger

[@SkitsyCat]

Mankind is uniting and their hatred for one another has focused on a sole individual. The world is healing 😅

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@SkitsyCat like that time the whole world wanted to kill nappoleon

[@greyblories7894]

yeah were they angry before or after the person started singing? 🤣

[@SpoonieDoll]

wtf is she singing btw?

[@vapx0075]

@@SpoonieDoll I would like to be that internally happy, but then my sense of shame, self-consciousness, guilt and humiliation would take over and I would very shortly stfu. Life is not a silent movie, lol. I don't need to go out of my way to p* extra people off.

[@sciencemanguy]

An yes, a video from the click is bound to make me smile, cringe, laugh, and cry all in the same emotion. Love it

[@SuperHGB]

the new emotion: Cliccy thiccy wiccy

[@VaalkinTheOnly]

Experiencing the five stages of emotional grief at terminal velocity with each upload

[@domomitsune5920]

Always love a new clicky Wicky video. We all need some laughter in our lives.

[@einflinkeswiesel2695]

generally staring at other people is a very common thing to do in Germany so I guess that gym lady would run away screaming if she should ever go to my gym

[@WatcherObsi]

I remember vividly this old lady who got REALLY angry at me and my mom because we were first in line to the kettle corn stand at a mall and hated that SHE wasn't first. she actively followed us to the car and blocked our way and kept yelling and screaming. My mom only finally got her to back off by telling her that she would call the police for harassment of a child [I was 14-15 at the time I believe and I was the one holding the kettle corn, so she was mostly screaming towards me]. Kept saying that 'she was in line' but she wasn't anywhere near the stand when we got there. I think it was the ONLY time I experienced someone acting like they're the main character. Thankfully.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

That's dumb. You'd think she'd know better than to act like a child.

[@StoicVeR]

34:34 was so wholesome tho. The dude cackling the whole time, the flight attendant grinning, his lone luggage just waiting in the middle of the floor. Glad our bro had a safe trip.

[@biazacha]

Right? Dude looked like someone chill to have around, also the luggage part cracked me up! lol

[@grutarg2938]

He was having fun, but he was also polite to the airplane staff. I hope the staff also enjoyed the more relaxed flight.

[@Kinokoumori]

"Das mah luggage!" I CAN'T BRO HE'S TOO SWEET!

[@veebee1983]

Omg! That mother at the KZbinr’s house is the worst. She literally tried to guilt trip him “we’re going to be late”…..late for what exactly? Late for knocking on the next strangers house uninvited?

[@kennymartin5976]

Honestly, can we make "release a friendly dog onto a sportsball feild and everyone plays with it" a sport? I'd watch so much of that.

[@ojrmk1]

The "I haven't met you" thing with Michael Rosen is also nuts because he's one of the most famous children's poets and authors in the UK, was the Children's poet laureate, and has been writing poetry for pretty much the last 40 years. It's not like h's just some bloke who got sick.

[@frankm.2850]

The "I want to challenge you for your dojo" thing is hilarious. That's so obviously a movie thing it's terrifying that someone would think it's real to the point of actually trying to do it.

[@itsnola8095]

And then thinks he could win the guy over by saying “I’m a 3x winning champion I’m so good at this compared to you”💀

[@crystalgemgirl731]

You realized that, had the guy actually took him on that, the professional would have laid him out in five seconds flat, right?

[@itsnola8095]

@@crystalgemgirl731 you don’t know that

[@crystalgemgirl731]

@@itsnola8095 It's a possiblity.

[@gurllovesdragons]

@@itsnola8095 The fact that the guy owns a dojo probably means that yes, he probably could.

[@LadybugMeghan]

I'm guilty of posting my weight loss photos. I'm proud of what I've achieved and how it's helped with some health issues

[@HobieInTheBox]

You're not guilty of it, it's normal thing to do. People shouldn't project their insecurities onto others and cry about it

[@ivykaway]

Well done on your progress! It is hard and you should be proud 😊

[@JootjeJ]

Don't feel guilty! Whenever I see someone post their progress I'm just happy to see someone achieve their goals. That has nothing to do with how I feel about myself. Be proud of your progress and hard work!

[@akuma4321]

as you should be!! you've achieved a goal you worked hard for, there's no shame in being proud

[@discordiacreates6669]

That's nothing to be ashamed of, you set a goal and reached it and it's good that it's helped with some health related stuff. I just, not quite have the same issue myself because I'm probably a bit underweight ngl so that's not something I can do, but when it's done for body positivity, that's great imo. I think the one posting about that, Click got it right, she just needed a break from social media, less time to focus on the world around her and more time to focus on reaching a healthy point where they're happy and comfortable with themself. Kinda sad that happens at all though, humans can be real cruel at times to get people to hate themselves or others for such things

[@NotAFanOfHandles]

36:44 Did that schmuck just yoink a full roll of receipt paper out of one of the registers? Then just let it completely spool out to the ground? 🤬

[@alisaurus4224]

37:15 causing an obstruction at the top of an escalator isn’t just annoying, it’s dangerous

[@samisasmidgenpsycho]

The closest thing I had to a main character moment was in 11th grade. I managed to score 100% for every single maths assignment and test. The principal refused to believe that I was that good at maths, so he made everyone retake some of the tests. I scored more than 100% (bonus marks)😂 He insisted on a remark of everything, which took a while. I got one or two extra marks. So then he forced me to write an even harder test, IN HIS OFFICE. Beforehand he'd given me a lecture on how cheating isn't good and blah blah blah. He loomed over my shoulder the entire time I was writing. When I finished, he smiled and said something along the lines of "Now let's see how smart you really are." ...100% again. Needless to say he finally left me alone after that, but it was honestly hard not to feel a bit smug and main character-ish after the lengths he went to to deny me my grade 🤣

[@GirlinDream88]

That is a great story😂

[@zombieedrea]

That is so odd. Why couldn't he fathom a student being that smart? I can kinda understand being a little bit skeptical at first, if every single assignment and test has a perfect score, but if it were me I'd just talk to your math teacher like, "hey, is this student super smart or is she cheating somehow?" Because I figure the teacher would know more than anyone, and once they say, "no, she's just really great at maths," I'd leave it alone. Did he ever apologize to you? I assume no cuz of embarrassment lol.

[@samisasmidgenpsycho]

@@zombieedrea Nope, he just kind of went "... Alright, you can go" and sent me on my way 😂 I think it could have been any of a few reasons why he was skeptical of me specifically: I'm a female, I am of a different cultural background to him, I was more into culture and art than sports (he was all about rugby etc.), I had never performed THAT well in maths before (as in not 100%), and I also happened to be one of the students who got things done when other students weren't happy - we ended up getting lockers, bag weight restrictions, homework regulations, etc. because I would bring them up as problems to my teachers and parents. So I think I was just a bit of a thorn in his side and he wasn't happy I was getting so much attention 🤣 And also I was outperforming all the males / females in his culture, which was apparently an issue

[@deadlightdotnet]

@@zombieedrea past, it's because the story is obviously fake.

[@denjidenji9162]

I can kinda relate. Not to this level, ofc. When I was in highschool, I used to do really well on English (native language of the country is Spanish, so it's teaching a second language). I'm talking "finish the assignment in less than 5 minutes" well. I aced the tests, but they weren't always 100% because of minor mistakes. That is, until one year. All of my tests were perfect, flawless, not a single thing wrong. Except for one, when instead of a 10, I got a 9. I wasn't the only one, another girl in my class also had the same thing happen to her. (She was very annoying but she was good at English too). Teacher said that if she'd graded us what she should have, we would have made the rest of the class, and her, look bad. To this day, one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. Sorry for rambling, I was reminded of that by your story lmao, some teachers are dumb as shit

[@Account_Not_Applicable]

Dogs/pets in general absolutely get a pass to be main characters. The shop I work at is dog friendly. The moment my manager sees someone with a dog come in, she grabs a doggie treat from under the counter, makes a beeline to the owner, and asks them if the doggo if they can have a treat. Then she coos and fawns over the doggo while giving them a treat. She says "all dogs who come in this store are good boys/girls." All dogs are the main character of the store.

[@cloudstrife4534]

That’s absolutely delightful!

[@RobinRhoden]

Adorable. So glad she asks too bc my boy has dietary restrictions and I’d have to be sure what type of treat.

[@timtheconjurer]

No matter how cursed your content is, you take time to appreciate puppies. I dig that about your online persona. Im sure it translates equally to your regular personality because, well, puppies!

[@Bella51885]

I felt like the main character once, because I went to the cinema, and I was all alone. Like all alone in a very big cinema. And it honestly felt very damn good.

[@Sirtristepan]

No crying babies, no tall people's heads in front of you Absolute Heaven

[@rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242]

Yeah thats why i love my local cinema cause when me and my friends go were usually alone so we can be as loud as we want. The only drawback is that one time we didnt notice a couple sneak in after the movie started, but at least i was only with one other person and we werent being especially loud 😅

[@_____134]

my bff and i were alone in the cinema multiple times and it was lovely. we *redubbed* movies, sat on the balcony and had a great time

[@alisaurus4224]

I was alone in the theater for Phantom Menace. It was pretty cool

[@kitkatboard]

Happened to be too, and there were even bean bags in the front row. Got to sit like a roman emperor, shoes off. It was really fun, but I was a little sad no one else was interested in this movie.

[@aliceb.1481]

Schools don't kick students out for wearing a little collar like that, unless they have a very strict Dresscode, that would probably ban all kinds of jewellery, not just hers. Also: Cats that are upset and "crying" don't meow the way she did. Sounds like she never heard a cat..

[@HobieInTheBox]

It was satire, it was just a joke. The person who posted the video in the subreddit clearly didn't get that

[@aliceb.1481]

@@HobieInTheBox ok, there isn't much context given here, so I trust you know more? Because some people make up shit for attention..

[@cmqptkloacjko]

@@HobieInTheBox do you have a link to the channel? It would help to see that the user often does satire and not just only this specific catsona idea

[@UranusAngst_LOVER]

Yeah my schools has kind of a strict dresscode. We are only allowed to wear hoodies that are either dark blue or like an ocean blue (plain) and no jewelry (only earrings but small ones)

[@hitmewithacliche]

They make stuff like that as a transphobic dogwhistle, like the whole "they're putting litter trays in schools for kids who identify as cats!!!" b/s. Mocking the idea of identifying as something different from what you're born as and making people say "it's gone too far!!".

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Cuvier’s Beaked whales are one of the deepest diving mammals and can collapse their lungs to survive the high pressure. As one of the deepest diving mammals, an individual was recorded diving down to 2,992 m (9,816ft) below the surface. The pressure at these depths is so high that in order to survive it they have to collapse their lungs

[@seantaggart7382]

Wow *Hmm* That could help with design

[@k0ra1d0n]

Hi remember me

[@petrfedor1851]

Midly related fact: Beaked whales are in Czech called vorvaňovec which means spermwhale alike

[@genericname2747]

Fun animal fact: Sperm whales vomit up a substence called Ambergris. It is used in perfume.

[@robinchesterfield42]

Oh hey, it's you! The Fun Animal Fact person from Vincey's comments! Hey there! (waves) Fun? -animal- fungus fact: There's fungus in the cooling-tank water for the Chernobyl reactors, and it's actually growing TOWARDS the reactor itself like plants do towards the sun. It's now thought that that fungus could protect astronauts against the radiation of space. Isn't nature amazing? :)

[@bonnietelocole6777]

"why is he staring so long wtf" Ma'am, as a fellow female, that is literally just 5 seconds, no where near long enough to qualify as staring. It's just a glance. He saw movement in the corner of his eye, looked over to see what you were doing and then lost interest again when he figured it out. It's literally the nature of intelligent beings to do this! Cats, dogs, even a goldfish would do this! It's not that deep 🤦‍♀️

[@something_strange3086]

man the youtuber who was pretty much stalked at their own house has so much patience ... idk how i would've delt with something like that .. like i would've been so scared .. and he was so sweet too ... he deserved great things and not to be interuppted by strangers at his front door

[@Random-nx3lo]

Yeah it’s surprising how calm he was I know a lot of people who would feel terrified including me if that happened lol hope they possibly moved

[@Clownish.mp4]

ong, even tho i dont know who he is i hope he's doing better

[@papyrusofnani]

Then her audacity to ask how long it would be, as if they had planned mutually instead of her stalking outside his house with her kids, and she had things to do, it seemed so entitled, I would have none of that patience.

[@glenngriffon8032]

It's even worse if you listen to the conversation instead of Click (don't hurt me Click luv ya). I'm shocked he didn't talk about it. The YTer said he was making a video and just give him about ten minutes. Then that woman had the temerity to say that they couldn't wait for him because they would be late to something! Like... i don't even know how to react to that! There's multiple strata to that woman's sense of entitlement! Her ego has layers in it like the crust of the earth! Her psychologist could earn a degree in geology just by studying her perceived sense of self worth.

[@atomicnumber202]

​@@glenngriffon8032 Yeah, I'd give her a "Death to you, pedestrian" rating in terms of ego

[@BradyPostma]

"People don't drown! I've never known anyone who has drowned!" - guy who lives in the desert

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

Fun fact: people who live in areas with less rainfall and shallower bodies of water are actually more likely to drown :/

[@totallyreyalfactsfsfs]

@@Jellybeansatdusk not when they're isolated in the desert

[@waffles3629]

@@totallyreyalfactsfsfs you can drown in very very little water. People have drowned in puddles. You just need enough water to cover your mouth and nose.

[@nenamichelle]

@@Jellybeansatdusk why is that?

[@unionfire]

@@nenamichelle Sounds like a paradox tbh I also think that's unlikely If there were actual statistics

[@Luzisaustralian]

I was in a short film once and it was about the life behind influencers. We had to film some TikTok dances and one of them was in public. Because of the needed tik tok format, the camera man used his phone, therefore no one knew it was an actual set. People were staring at us annoyed. What they didn’t know is that we were, quite literally, the main characters

[@meowmasterL346]

And think of how many "influencers" actually do that unironically in convenience store parking lots all around the globe.

[@Netherdan]

The escalator dance... youngster... anyway, they didn't know how close they were from severely injuring their foot on that escalator, the shoelaces were basically rubbing on the lip of where the stairs go in

[@emmaclouse6352]

please tell me you at least explained the case after the shot ended (im assuming you did, i just want to make sure lol)

[@NettylSpryngs]

​@@Netherdan The anxiety I got watching that. I had to walk away from my phone until it was over. I have a phobia of escalators and that was not fun to watch

[@frick3417]

I kinda like the rocket reaction one though. Lots of cameras capture big historic events, and it’s fascinating to me to see the crowd of people reacting behind all the cameras. I’m sure her intent probably wasn’t an anthropological record of awestruck onlookers reacting to space exploration but that’s what she’s inadvertently captured. I love it.

[@John_Weiss]

31:12 Oh, she's definitely a 21-year-old _child._ What would make this especially humiliating to her is if another guy walked up to the one in the green shirt, planted a big old kiss on him, and said, "Ready to head home, hon?" Because then she looks like she's assuming that a gay guy is checking her out, making her look totally narcissistic.

[@adrianblake8876]

He could still be bisexual, though...

[@John_Weiss]

@@adrianblake8876 …but Ms. I'm-the-center-of-everything wouldn't know that. 😁😉

[@saragreenfire4515]

That would be. SO. FUNNY!

[@John_Weiss]

@@saragreenfire4515 I know, right?

[@herothebard]

I personally think that everyone is the 'main character' of their own life, that dosn’t mean that uou get to treat everyone else as less important then you, or that you get to be a giant douchbag.

[@ebbenazor7857]

So true! As a main character, you are expected to lead by good example on how to treat others. Or at the very least, take the piss out of yourself for being a bad example, with disclaimers. ;)

[@its_amarysso]

Excuse me, than*

[@animeloveer97]

well thats true you only experienced life thru your own eyes and ears not others but yea dont be a dick to others cause they dont cater to your life

[@shadowofthemoon3104]

This! That's how I've been coping with the wildness of my life recently. It's all plot points in the novel series that is my life. That doesn't give me an excuse to mess with other people, just kind of gives me a framework to process everything.

[@bottyhammer]

If you're the main character, why not be Tom Hanks about it.

[@blackhagalaz]

Oh wow the last one was so triggering. If some crazy lady screamed at me like this and was agressive towards my dog, she would have been on the floor so fast after a fair warning. Noone threatenes my pets like this. Cudos to this guy for staying so calm. What an absolutely insane woman.

[@ShadowFox1412]

Sameeee and my dog already has issues with strangers I’m working on retraining. (She’s a rescue that had never been properly socialized and tends to get fear aggressive and resource guards me) I take proper precautions when going out anywhere with her properly muzzle training her and making sure she’s comfy with the muzzle, and using an in training do not pet vest. But it just makes me shudder to think someone like that would probably ignore all my warnings and possibly ruin the progress I’ve made with this dog.

[@db_524]

As a animal lover that triggered me too. Who does that? Threatening anyone, especially animals is a major no no.

[@alexphillips6472]

35:16 he ain't the main character he's the ONLY chartacter

[@andiblend3537]

This reminded me of when I used to work in a South American restaurant. This restaurant was decorated with many trees and plants to represent the amazon forest, and there were paintings on the walls representing various goddesses I guess. Overall it was a very nice restaurant and pleasantly aesthetic. Many people would come in and just give a look and take a few quick pictures, which was totally fine. As the only waitress that day, I had to be very quick at cleaning the tables since we were almost closing. A few girls came in and decided to make something like a photoshooting with the paintings on the back. Problem was I had to clean the tables that were right below those paintings. So I just decided to get in the way, minding my own business since I was doing my job, and at some point these girls got so pissed off because WHO DARES TO STAY IN THE BACKGROUND DURING OUR 10 MINUTES PHOTOSHOOTING, and in the end decided to go away. I have never felt this good with my decisions

[@rompevuevitos222]

Goddamn, i also worked in a kitchen here in South America I was basically a wild card in a hotel, did everything down to raking leaves, serving food and showing people their room Anyway, i never had such a thing happen, people would ask if they where in the way just by getting close to them and where very polite (even a psychiatric guest was excessively polite) Usually, people around here are extra respectful to the average employee because they know how much it sucks

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@rompevuevitos222Wish more people who are stuck up Karens would spend a year doing the jobs they harass people at.

[@UniTheAppl]

The cat-collar girl at the start low-key reminded me of my school friend's story from his former school, where his teacher told the class that "you should not wear chokers or you are basically asking to be pulled into a toilet stall and f[censoring this for youtube]ed from top to bottom" To a class of 13-15 year old students :3 It's quite sad to see what kind of people get into teaching positions sometimes

[@krazycats564]

That is so messed up!

[@HobieInTheBox]

The girl in the video was joking but this story is genuinely so fucked up

[@maryianna912]

I remember in middle school any girl wearing a choker was bombarded with jokes about bj-es TT It totally stopped me from trying one. Only in my 20s I started appreciating chokers and I found out that I actually look good in them :(

[@Sirtristepan]

I'd love to wear the ones with the "chain hearts" things, and this person can't stop me

[@lyricsmind]

😵

[@JadeAislin]

I laughed at the backward ice skater falling, but also felt sorry for the pink sweater girl behind him he probably hit on the way down.

[@linpittsburgh2375]

Seriously! It looked like his skate blades were face height, is she still alive?? Presumably he wouldn’t post an incriminating video…except that people do that all the time…

[@gabrielhenson5751]

@@linpittsburgh2375 yeah the entire time i was watching that I was wincing thinking "please slow down and stop, or at least turn around for the love of god. this is how you cut someone's fingers off, or just straight up kill someone. If he doesn't stop on his own then this can only end badly please for the love of god stop."

[@N3RDYG0GGLES]

Oof yeah. You’ve got to be careful in public rinks, seen a grown ass guy crash into a young teen girl before and he didn’t give a single shit. Normally if you’re going backwards you’re either in a space in the centre and VERY aware of others, or you wait for bloody private sessions.

[@db_524]

15:11 - 16:23 I’ve seen this and it pissed me off to no end. I’ve stressed this for many years, “All celebrities, be it traditional or internet are human beings with boundaries and flaws like you and me, but just happened to make something out of nothing. You don’t ever show up to their property unannounced, even if you bring your kids.” I give props to the KZbinr/Twitch Streamer (I can’t remember his name now, if you do know his name, please feel free to remind me) for not only deescalating and cool headed the situation, cause if I ever in his situation, I’d be so outraged and called the police to have them leave for this behavior is not only unacceptable but intolerable. I swear to God some people are so awkward and gross.

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

Not her screaming at him for being a pedestrian when she’s riding her damn bike on the damn sidewalk 😭

[@gothicanimegirl44]

Is that what she was mad about? Because i was so confused i never heard her say why she was mad. Like what he did wrong

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

@@gothicanimegirl44 I have no clue, but she was mad at him about something and how he was in her way, and like, she was the one riding her bike on the sidewalk which is illegal and dangerous to pedestrians walking lol. We don’t really get to see why she’s so worked up, but she doesn’t say or do anything to garner sympathy towards her point, especially chasing him down the street screaming at him and trying to make him go around the block and not letting him get through to where he lives 🙄

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

She says that he's wearing all-black, i guess she didnt saw him, nearly hit him, and because she has been afraid she began to scream and being furious ? Maybe she thought she was on a bike lane ? (Sorry for bad english)

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

@@akitokutikabanae7010 all black is different in rural areas at night than in a clearly well lit area like the one they’re in. And again, it wouldn’t be a problem if she didn’t ride her bike on the sidewalk where she wasn’t allowed. You might be right, that might have been the thought process, but it’s a very poor one 😅

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

@@Jellybeansatdusk I totally agree, I just tried to understand 🥲

[@MissVonkeeyyy]

I think what a lot of these people don’t get is that they are actively inconveniencing other people, it’s perfectly fine to film yourself doing a lil dance or working out as long as your not bothering someone else. Go to a place where your Aline or not bothering anyone and it’s perfectly fine.

[@J624]

I wonder how many of these people see professional music videos (or similar) with people doing this stuff "in public" and don't realize that the subjects aren't actually in public, they're paid actors pretending to be the public.

[@Gardenpossum8]

I really appreciate Clicks empathy with the person struggling with too much “before and after’s” I’ve struggled with an eating disorder for most of my life and it can definitely be hard to see it all the time. ❤

[@zirconthecrystal1150]

It feels like when you go to buy something unusual as a one off that you won't need to buy another of for like 10 years and suddenly you keep getting recommended them all the time but it gives you anxiety

[@RockingNeverland_]

Right? I saw her video on tiktok and absolutely know where she's coming from. Click's reaction was so compassionate.

[@MatsuyoRific]

I find it hilarious that the song she's screaming is literally about giving respect, and yet she's being so disrespectful towards the people living around her.

[@JoseSerrato0420]

36:32 I know The Click isn't his real name but hearing him admit it isn't Theodore Click is just jarring.

[@noahgray543]

Because his name is actually Theodore Double Click

[@TheWilderCat]

It feels like forbidden knowledge. I know things now and I will never be the same.

[@amyerwin2276]

@@noahgray543 Cookie Clicker refrence?

[@snoko2]

The gym story reminds me of when I thought this guy was continuously staring at me for like five minutes straight without looking away. I was starting to get uncomfortable until I realized there was a tv right above me lol. Was good to realize I´m not that interesting haha.

[@danielyoung7534]

I'm definitely I've accidentally done that to people, I have a bad habit of spacing out while working out😂

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

The person who was upset about the ice cream ad for Ash Wednesday is the same one who gets mad their Muslim neighbor doesn’t want to come to their potluck during Ramadan 😂

[@wolf1066]

I'm sooooooo surprised that she doesn't get upset about people advertising food during Ramadan as well. 🤣

[@Jellybeansatdusk]

@@wolf1066 probably because she doesn’t seem like the type to give a damn about any other religions lol

[@wolf1066]

@@Jellybeansatdusk But, but... that'd be sooooo _hypocritical_ - people would suspect that she's some sort of religious bigot who cares only about her own beliefs and doesn't respect or care about other people, rather than the brave defender of people's religious sensibilities she claims to be 😜

[@gravyz2cute4u]

She's just hangry because she gave up ice cream for lent and now is noticing it everywhere. I was the same way when I attempted to give up chocolate 😢

[@wolf1066]

@@gravyz2cute4u Same reason why most people who give up smoking turn into insufferable dickheads.

[@-desertpackrat]

40:16 ugh when I was 16 I worked as a busboy in an Italian restaurant. Most weekday shifts I got off around 10 or 11 pm but Friday they made me closer, so I had to clean all the rooms. Closing was at midnight on friday, sat and sunday, 10 pm on weekdays. But they would let customers stay until as late as 2 am before actually telling them they have to leave. I wasn't allowed to clean any room with customers eating or any room they could see me from their table. Sometimes a couple thought it eas so romantic to have the entire restaurant to themselves, they would just sit there and chat, hours after the kitchen was closed up and the chefs went home, I was standing there waiting for some couple to finish flirting in the dark. Then when they'd finally leave, my manager who also has main character syndrome, made me sweep in the dark (only lamps and Christmas lights were used to light the rooms, probably to hide the cockroaches all over the place), and he would come in and shine a bright flashlight under the tables and tell me I missed a spot and gleefully watch me sweep the whole room again. Sometimes I didn't get home until 4am, sometimes I even had to close on weekdays, at 16, getting home at 2-4 am on a Tuesday, having to go to high school at 7 am. People really think other people are just a tool to accentuate their experience. Serve me, wait for me to finish my romantic night, sweep every room twice for my entertainment because I'm a bitter old man. And another thing he did, was get angry at me for buying a cannoli for full price after clocking out one day, because another manager said it was fine, she even assembled the cannoli for me personally. This jerk confronted me on my next shift about "staff isn't allowed to eat our food, not even off the clock" like I'm his palace butler and not an American citizen he employs and doesn't own. Hopefully he's dead now though, that was half my lifetime ago 😂

[@ClownHoundII]

The biggest moment of "I am the main character" I ever faced was a group of teens doing a school project (this was way before tiktok and vine was dead so it had to be for school). Unfortunately they decided to record on a huge open courtyard. The group thought because they were recording they had some right to the huge public area. I walked across it, trying to keep distance from the group since I didn't know what they were doing and I get anxious around people. They yelled and got mad at me for "ruining their video".

[@Just_a_commenter]

Click, please, don't call yourself old if you need caffeine. Not because it's wrong, but that means _I'm old too!_ To distract from that painful fact, I shall enjoy this 40 minutes of poking fun at those with an ego denser than a star. Thank you, you fabulous plushie providing Swedish lad!

[@coffeezombie6813]

YOUNG Swedish lad, even. I've got over 2 decades on you, Click, please don't get ahead of yourself! You've got plenty of time to still enjoy being young, don't embrace getting old before you absolutely need to! I'm not embracing it yet, screw that, I refuse to get old.

[@eiffelfeller7505]

The last one was just triggering anxiety. She was riding her bike on a sidewalk.. That is not normally where a bicycle goes. He has the right of way. Her losing her shit, over him assuming that the bicyclist would move; While the sidewalk looked very much open, is horrifyingly stunning.

[@WritingsOfQuill]

Everything about how she was acting was just so aggressive. I would have been terrified honestly

[@eleanorcooke7136]

The only people on bicycles that have right of way on the pavement are kids because they don't have much control.

[@OmegaTC666]

Her blocking him off and chasing him is illegal and by that point I wouldn't have blamed him if he Sparta kicked the bike outta his way lol

[@murphieslaw6932]

Yeah, Omega is right about that, what she did there was harassment (hm, not the best translation for Nötigung, I must look that up some time) and he would have been right to threaten her with actual low-key violence - pushing her out of the way - if she doesn´t cease this illegal, agressive behaviour. Some ppl think they can get way with anything, just because they are angry. Plus, if she would have endangered MY dog, I would have told her I´ll call the police if she doesn´t buzz off. I has similar arguments with bikers before. Two wheels or four, motor or not, you are on a VEHICLE and pedastrians, including and especially, with kids or dogs on hand have priority. Terrible behaviour. Also, with a dog on a leash or a kiddie on your hand, you are handicapped in defendign against someone like that crazy retard. She LITTERALLY tried to block him off phsyically with her bike, my goodness, so in germany, that would be Belästigung AND Nötigung, fascilitating self defense or calling the police. Also, as most of the times, well done public space for completely ignoring the scene, without showing any kind civil courage, helping the harassed person. Even with all those ppl running around. Oh mankind, woe is me -.-

[@JadeAnnabelArt]

Pepper spray is illegal in Australia, but if someone was going at me like she was, I'd call using pepper spray more than justified.

[@violetsmokes5815]

Biggest symptom of Main Characterizem is people who drive around blaring their music to the point everything around them is shaking.

[@susannairisastarte5192]

My friend called it a moving earthquake 😳

[@Shionoid]

Latino 'hoods have *a lot* of those guys. I live in one of those 'hoods.

[@CommissarMitch]

Story time. My younger brother is almost fully graduate to be a Civil Engineer, and he requested one of those Special Exams to speed things up. This exam was a presentation he was supposed to do in front of the class as everyone does it. Standard stuff. However there were nobody doing it that day, so he made it in front of, if I remember this correctly: - The teacher of the course. - The headmaster of the school. - The janitor (who was invited in after thinking the room was empty and needed cleaning) - And someone I have forgotten. He explained it as "The most bizarre 30 minutes of his 5 years education." He passed and, if all things goes well, will be a fully fledged Civil Engineer this Autumn.

[@DragonGrace4]

congrats to him. tbh those smaller crowds are sometimes the best and the worst to present in front of.

[@CaptainJackSparrowSavvy]

Yay. Hopefully he passes

[@philiphunt-bull5817]

Did the janitor like it?

[@vxicepickxv]

@@philiphunt-bull5817 this is the real question.

[@CommissarMitch]

@philiphunt-bull5817 According to my brother: "The janitor did not understand everything, as he made clear. However, he was happy to hear what people at the University talk about."

[@missnaomi613]

26:20 I'm pretty sure it's not legal to film anything in a locker room in the U.S.. They have signs up warning people to not take pictures, record, or even use a cell phone at all in the locker room.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

In the whole world !

[@missnaomi613]

@@akitokutikabanae7010 I thought so, but I didn't want to assume. Enough people think this country is the center of the world...

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

@@missnaomi613 yeah right... But well, here in France I can tell you that it's forbidden too !

[@MatingPress]

@@akitokutikabanae7010 it might be legal in North Korea

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

@@MatingPress Well, i guess it's illegal to film anyone there, so probably not-

[@SilvrRazorFeather]

Genuinely, I was really surprised by your reaction to the clip at 5:06. I've seen so much of the internet in the past few decades and a clip like this is always shat on and the person made fun of or told to grow up. This was a very mature and caring response to someone with clear apparent distress over something that is, admittedly, mostly under their control (meaning they can scroll past the video or cut their social media use down). Just, thank you for always being an empathetic person.

[@trucetruce335]

Same

[@Thefairyrat]

4:02 made me even more happy that the child didn't bother the person sleeping

[@passionate_possum_pal]

I genuinely can't tell who's creating satire and who isn't anymore

[@traditionalnative]

It sure is a wild ride, pal. At least we're all collectively confused (:

[@passionate_possum_pal]

@@traditionalnative I am so glad you commented, because I get to see this comment at 69 likes now

[@Snipergoat1]

It's called a Poe and was first used to describe religious nuts that you could not tell if they were real nuts or just people making fun of religious nuts. Now the term can apply to anything where you can't tell if someone is serious or making fun of people. It wasn't really a thing until the internet became a common thing. The internet strips away context and makes formerly easy to spot things like parody and sarcasm indistinguishable from earnestly held opinions.

[@thenugget1991]

That's because reality has become a joke God help us

[@naiba8948]

At least Althea (catgirl) is definitely satire

[@briannaabrego115]

That “staring at an underage 21 year old” thing caught me so off guard when I initially seen that on Twitter and it still does now. Like either she’s trolling or she bought into that “brain not fully developed til you’re 25” bs which ppl have used to insinuate ppl in their early 20s are still kids. Either way, chicks got some issues

[@ScaraGucci]

I mean I am almost 30 and act childish sometimes, doesn't mean I am not an adult. That woman simply admitted to it that she is acting childish lmao. Idk man some people always need to come up with new things to play the victim.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Those numbers don't add up.

[@NCC-1701_no_bloody_a_b_c_or_d]

I got a friend that does this and keeps saying how young she is which is odd when usually it's older people pointing out you're still young yet, but it's clear she does it to essentially diminish responsibility and appear innocent/naïve. but then she'll complain about not being taken seriously and people thinking she's immature. Like, pick a lane.

[@scouthedog]

@@NCC-1701_no_bloody_a_b_c_or_d she chooses the las cruces ally

[@ndawn90]

Just to be clear, it isn't BS to say that your brain isn't fully developed until about age 25, it's a well studied scientific fact. It shouldn't be used to justify treating people in their early 20s like children, obviously, but it is true that the last part of the brain to develop is the impulse control/decision making centers, the really highest level of brain development, hence why the early 20s are generally a time of more impulsive and reckless behavior. Which is why insurance rates go down in your mid-20s and why you can't legally rent a car until you are 25. It isn't a fact that should be used to infantilize legal adults, but it should be taken into consideration when looking at behavior and choices in the early 20s vs late 20s and beyond. Not to excuse all behavior, because even in the early 20s your brain is still mostly developed, but it's a factor. Shades of grey, and all of that. 21 is legally an adult, so she absolutely cannot claim to be underage. But also, your brain is only like, 95% developed at age 21, which does explain a teeny, tiny bit of the "main character syndrome".

[@LynetteTheRogue]

The dojo leader should have asked if he was willing to pay the rent on the space when the guy challenged him for the dojo. Could have got like 2-3k from him

[@JennyEverywhere]

I remember when a new dojo in my neighborhood tried that "challenge for your dojo" crap. The leader went to talk to the leader of an established dojo to present the challenge, but came shuffling out very fast. The challenged dojo leader had pulled out a .357 Magnum and told the challenger to get the hell out of his school or he'd blow the guy away.

[@alisaurus4224]

I read this comment before getting to that part and i thought “challenge” meant they wanted to set up a friendly rivalry where their students would compete or something like that. The actual video is 🤯

[@animeloveer97]

do these fuckers think they live in an 80s movie lol noone is going to fucking challenge some retard and lose their liveleyhood lol

[@Alverant]

If I were going to film a "challenge for your dojo" thing, I would inform the owner first offer to pay for their time, and fall down crying in pain with the first strike even before it hit.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

@@Alverant yeah, but that would actually be good though.

[@dihydrogenmonoxide7056]

People be watching to many B Movies....