Creating a Toothsome Warrior in Starfield | Monster Factory

Toddddddd, we fixed your game - you’re so welcome. Just jammed in a whole buncha extra sliders for our own personal uses, so we can create the twisted villain of a man we needed. You know how it is.

[@zorakzokstone7157]

Fungalore heard my wish.

[@Sahdirah]

He *didn’t grant it,* but he heard you. 🍄

[@MsDianagentaToYou]

@@Sahdirah Fungalore might not *grant* wishes, but his mycelium extends everywhere, and that communication structure carries information to where it might be used.

[@shockofthenew]

@@MsDianagentaToYou I know Fungalore has no (funga)lore™ but I'm choosing to accept this tidbit into my personal headcanon.

[@neil12]

@@MsDianagentaToYouobviously I don’t have to believe any of this but I do respect _your_ right to believe it

[@noahramirez4997]

fungalore is to me, what he is to you. stay heard friend. may the network know us all

[@drewbabe]

"I have an uncle who works at Todd" is one of the funniest jokes Griffin has ever told

[@MrSkerpentine]

surprised he didn’t say Nintoddo

[@mood_court]

...Implying it's not Justin's uncle as well. I had no idea Griffin married into royalty.

[@vuuvovuuv]

the running joke of them yelling "to-o-odd!!" and blaming everything that has the Bethany Esda name on Todd over the years, decaying and ossifying into "my uncle works at Todd" is so perfect

[@Pablo360able]

I heard Griffin's uncle was the first Tommy to work at Todd

[@justinsmart581]

I respect your opinion, but "It's Prince Legday" still stands undefeated. Though the entirety of Amiibo Corner may still be the best thing Griffin has ever created.

[@FaeQueenCory]

"Aw fuck now we have to play Starfield." That should be embossed on the box.

[@Whitecroc]

It looks like it's a decent, if somewhat harmless game. All shallow aesthetic. I'd rather play Elite: Dangerous.

[@onhold1706]

@@Whitecroc If you're a fan of Bethesda games, it's basically just that. It's the most Bethesda game to ever Bethesda game.

[@weneedaladder8384]

​@@onhold1706 its a pretty good rpg, but not a great space game. Always a bad sign when you can't manually take off and land in a space game.

[@theSC4RECR0W]

An open challenge to the Factory Boys: the smoothest face. No vertices, holes, or edges; completely baby-safe

[@heyiquit]

How smooth can that boy be? A challenge worthy of Monster Factory.

[@cerocero2817]

bonus points if it looks like it is covered in a slick layer of slime

[@cringesuperhell]

The Egg

[@TigirlakaLaserwolf6]

an orb man who can ponder himself...

[@plantmage9850]

The ultimate nanny

[@f1rstperson517]

This guy eats bees for every single meal of his life

[@KSignalEingang]

Thank you for this headcanon. Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot, just gummin' up dem bees.

[@MrSknottykid]

😂 bees and lip filler.

[@Gildedpossum]

Monster factory is at its best when by the end the boys have created the most buckwild lore to justify their sins

[@hitorisakurindou]

i laughed at "molar mike da wisdom toot" so hard as to launch myself into a brief but torrential coughing and wheezing fit. i am 33 years old. i have filed income taxes.

[@MsDianagentaToYou]

Our Inner Child lives eternally in Fart jokes...

[@lymebomb2867]

Absolute same. I had 0 air left in my body.

[@nuclearlo0ve]

Lmao. Same. I was eating a cookie and exhaled so many crumbs.

[@stephenkelly7263]

Literally word for word me. No notes.

[@AveryEngstrom]

I had this on in the background while at my office job it took great strength not to explode while my coworkers looked on

[@andrewwdavvid]

There’s always enough time between episodes that it’s almost always appropriate to say WE’RE SO BACK

[@mb4456]

Like Chilean miners...

[@beafbuger]

the naming of the wisdom toot made me cry real salty tears

[@MsDianagentaToYou]

This is where I regretted watching this over lunch...

[@TheBonchampion]

Cry laughed like I haven't since "omg he looks like the girl from the vine"

[@rancidprince3133]

Same😭

[@thecrimsoncurse9070]

Da*

[@charlieworst]

im still in tears and still laughing while i type this

[@HamburgerTime209]

Scuzz Lightyear is such a good name lmao

[@charliegiammarco5178]

I'm devastated we didn't get to see Mr. Lightyear

[@AntheanCeilliers]

A soul still burns.

[@WelhamGaming]

I'm Louie Anderson! Hey do battle on me brave knight

[@MrSkerpentine]

A star still fields

[@michaelsimms7396]

A fungalore blessing

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

The base character they started with here really looked like a soul caliber preset, I feel seen

[@jesandersonmedia7229]

Hatelove that I said that in my head the same way they did

[@sydposting]

At last, we are once again allowed to ask: “I wonder what Todd’s boys are up to?”

[@moebiusvonstripp7162]

my main complaint about starfield was that there were no aliens in it so im really glad that justin and griffin came in clutch to fix that. much respect to the bicuspids

[@mamero8140]

14:27 "No, I want that Rutherford B. Hayes nonsense. I want someone who looks like it took a half hour to take his picture." that's really funny. good to see monster factory again

[@LimeyLassen]

Only 1890's kids get it!

[@myettechase]

G A R F I E L D

[@Yammenkow]

A BANGER START

[@G30R6E93]

It made me go "NO NO NO NO NOOOOO" We're so back

[@SamsUndertale]

G I A R F I E L D

[@lizscoville3473]

“He’s dangerous, but in a way you’d love to bed” is the best thing I’ve ever heard.

[@andrejwalilko634]

this is where the rubber hits the face

[@abbiegibbs5924]

The feeling of watching a Monster Factory for the first time is indescribable.

[@Emily-oq1ey]

And when the world (me) needed them most.. they returned

[@Liv69696]

Oh my fucking *FUNGALORE WE'RE BACK!

[@cryssnail]

I want to believe this is the first of a new wave but I fear that it's the only one we'll get in 2024

[@sumacmusac]

we are SO back

[@Yammenkow]

Thank Todd

[@michaelsimms7396]

You mean "oh my fucking FUNGALORE"

[@Liv69696]

@@michaelsimms7396 my apologies you are so correct

[@LuvTonique]

"Aw fuck now I have to play Starfield" I have never felt greater empathy for a human being in my life.

[@springtrap_66pg66]

I exhaled so hard from laughing when they named him "Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot" I almost passed out.

[@189pac]

hey, just so ya’ll know, a close friend of mine who I bonded with over your content passed recently and this video made me feel really connected to him. Thank you guys for being the best!

[@honeybumkin]

🍄🍄🍄Fungalor heard our wish🍄🍄🍄

[@michaelsimms7396]

He has blessed us❤

[@kaylynns8878]

heard, chef

[@spencykings3182]

i'm out of the loop - who's fungalore?

[@itspronouncedkeely]

@@spencykings3182watch MBMBAM “the naming of 2024” episode

[@benpelczynski6964]

The Monster Factory boys playing a witch’s-brewed Bethesda game? We are back to a level that we have never been back before

[@charli3k4052]

WE ARE SO BACK!!

[@TheJeffrum]

Every day MF comes out is the best day of the year. It’s like a birthday, both in frequency and in hype.

[@stephanief5794]

it actually is my birthday

[@TheJeffrum]

@@stephanief5794 Happy Birthday!! May Fungalore hear your wish 🍄

[@loreleimarivaine6241]

I watched a bunch of Monster Factory yesterday, so I’m excited for this. Also, at no point should a character creation be called “toothsome” which doubles my excitement for this

[@sycastells1212]

"geniticular" is the best word

[@justinsmart581]

"I mean... it's 2024, if you want a middle slider, I think that that's fine." What a solid joke. Thanks, Justin.

[@DigitaIJustice]

A new monster factory is a jump scare at this point

[@sahelhappenstance8992]

It really is but I kind of like the surprise

[@CarolynRae]

So happy that 90s straight-to-VHS star Timmy the Tooth survived his fluoride addiction and was able to start his family. So proud of his great great great grandson Mike

[@Jenny-fk3ke]

12:37 “Huh… toothless… I could’ve sworn you had… teeth”

[@TrefaBelmont]

From this point on, I was in tears 😭

[@badooney]

My dad used to talk about a guy he knew as a kid named Molar Blank. Except that wasn't his name. I realized as an adult that the guy's name was Moe LeBlanc.

[@spillfish4327]

JUSTICE FOR SKUZZ

[@debdebberton]

get in line skuzz lightyear i'm still waitin' on that raw Jefferson Tallpipe cut 😤

[@fioblah]

closing my eyes because hacking makes me nervous.. sounds like you guys are having a lot of fun but you have to understand i get so scared

[@acisme6442]

The thumbnail... I am compelled by his big, watery eyes

[@t.j.duncan5692]

he looks like a crash bandicoot character

[@meaganlongley618]

12:39 I was viscerally repulsed and physically recoiled. 10/10

[@RJohnODonnell]

6:46 Was fully expecting for this character to be named Al Dente

[@ayafan3876]

"My child said that" completely killed me

[@DavidHohShow]

In my head, the Wisdom Teeth are members of their tribe who have been sent away for whatever reason, four selected every 18 years, sort of like a mix between exile and Rumspringa. Not by age necessarily, just teeth who are capable to fend for themselves, perhaps sending knowledge and resources back to the homeworld, but functionally they are like ronin: a tooth without a mouth.

[@jesandersonmedia7229]

Okay but why did this backstory make me emotional?!

[@handthattakes]

he has a look in his eye like he can feel everything you've done to him

[@TK421ShotFirst]

6:35 I audibly screamed when he turned the boy to the side

[@whipstitchzombie]

dog the way i just SHOT out of my seat seeing this uploaded

[@variousdinosaurs]

Wooo! I was here for the birth of our new savior........ Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot.

[@LimeyLassen]

all aboard the molar express!!!

[@thatonesdani975]

My sweet baby boy Trent (my cat) died very unexpectedly last week, and to cope I have been watching more Monster Factory than usual. Fungalore not only heard my wish, he answered it tenfold. Thank you boys, I really needed this 🙏🏻💙

[@donqueshot2217]

Sorry for your loss.

[@charliegiammarco5178]

Dang bud. We are here for ya. Try to remember the happy times

[@thatonesdani975]

@@donqueshot2217 Thank you so much, I really appreciate it 💙

[@thatonesdani975]

@@charliegiammarco5178 This made my day, I really appreciate it. Thank you, truly 💙

[@chillithid8888]

My condolences. The love you gave your cat was the best gift and every moment you loved them was another that you fulfilled your cat's soul.

[@doctorreed_]

as soon as i saw garfield i knew this would be a special one

[@Lore_Librarian]

I will never forgive you for discarding the big beautiful beard, that shit was perfect

[@arin999]

skuzz lightyear was a good man. RIP

[@griffin1155]

the first 2 minutes gave me such a flashback to truck shepard

[@TeekyTK]

THE BOYS! THEY'RE BACK IN TOWN!!!

[@Seishae]

Production at the Monster Factory may have slowed down a bit, but you guys are still producing top quality monsters.

[@SpookyFraiser]

Dear Fungalore, hear my prayers. Make this a series like Fallout 4! That brought so much joy and light and this has that potential too

[@demndays]

that sneak peek at the start sent actual fear through my body, good golly

[@popcornenthusiast]

There are so few series of media that I return to as often as I do monster factory, and whenever a new horridly lovely face enters the rotation is brings me joy unspeakable

[@MichaelDavidWiller]

When the stars align and the Factory re-opens, I know it's gonna be a good year

[@awoods9793]

Monster Factory is like a warm blanket

[@psychotripnerdstuff]

I swear to Fungalore I angrily shouted the word "TODD" so many times while playing Starfield just like Griffin always does XD

[@ritah8415]

4:20 me at work after crying hoping no one can tell

[@elektricfox]

You dropped these, my kings 👑👑 Thank Fungalore for the surprise serotonin.

[@odditybloggity]

If any of you remember the straight-to-VHS classic The Adventures of Timmy The Tooth, you will see Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot's doppelgänger.

[@robinoakmoon1715]

Oh god, I'd buried that memory away deep and you've awakened it. 🤣

[@analoren4745]

the, "Fuck, now we have to play Starfield" at the end was perfect

[@Namisar]

> Aw fuck *sigh* now we have to play Starfield Gold. Pure Gold.

[@unofficialbridge]

felt Todd Howard’s siren call and so it feels right to say HELL YEAH WE’RE BACK BOYS

[@wildcosmia22]

"All right, Todd, you're the boss!" made me laugh the hardest I've laughed so far this year

[@glass8078]

Getting hit with Molar System, Molar Mike, and then Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot as a 3 hit combo absolutely decimated me.

[@RaccoonRevolution]

Looks like I'm gonna be late to work today

[@foxtrapped]

ah once again my life's essence is refilled, thank you sweet youngest and older bothers.

[@davidshute7615]

a new monster factory? a day before I get my wisdom teeth out? oh wow I can use this to distract myself..

[@thrownstair]

This is Disney live-action Earthworm Jim riiiight up until 12:09 when we reach the beyond

[@kincaiddebell2827]

HOLY SHIT I’ve been watching Monster Factory’s to fall asleep for the past two weeks and having a new one is a blessing beyond words

[@lordspaz88]

*to the tune of War* Starfield! Huh! What is it good for!? At least one episode of Monster Factory! Say it again!

[@robinoakmoon1715]

Huh! Good Todd, y'all!

[@jennaheiser625]

12:00 This phase is giving “cute, anime Hellboy” to me.

[@Musicman3812]

This is my first time watching Starfield footage. What a way to do it.

[@shwowbow5858]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN (and by town i mean space)

[@VictoriaVague]

I've missed Monster Factory more than I miss being happy

[@redglassraid]

This is literally the longest I've sat through a Starfield video

[@LifesNeverHumDrum]

I watched a compilation of Joseph Anderson breaking the game, I think that was like an hour? It’s a great vid

[@nunyabidnis7111]

I'd just dipped into the well of old Monster Factory vids the other day, bless these boys. 😭 Sudden uploads are such a joy, like gifts without an occasion.

[@overratedname]

8:22 his winning smile 🥰

[@MsDianagentaToYou]

"Look, an Earthman taught me a thing they do"

[@carsonbutch8386]

thank you monster gods for this rockin bod!!!

[@MaiseNow]

The amount of sliders here made it feel like a Soulsborne game and I am SO about it. Can't wait to see what nightmare glitches that Molar Mike da Wisdom Toot gets up to next time.

[@inaciomirandatt6470]

Damn that was a long ass week huh. Any way time to watch a new episode from my favorite weekly series!

[@merlinisland8133]

Okay can we all just agree that monster factory is the best thing on KZbin

[@ratmessiah7223]

The beard was genuinely so badass, I think the McElroy brothers simply feared what they had created

[@darkutopia2711]

Molar Mike is great, but I feel like Fox Molar was a real missed opportunity.

[@MorgottTheGraceGiven]

A NEW MONSTER FACTORY ON MY BIRTHDAY?! BLESS YOU, MCELROYS!!!!!

[@joanaecho]

Ayy same

[@garfieldbrooks]

happy birthday!

[@jackykillian]

Happy birthday!

[@thatonesdani975]

Happy birthday!!! 🎉🎉

[@Gallant_Silver]

This will be the most of Starfield I'll have seen yet!

[@tviruslove]

I love when you can pinpoint the EXACT moment they figure out the thesis of the monster

[@pandamandan87]

Almost thought this was Homer Simpson from the thumbnail. A good ol JustLikeBart

[@fordjohnson1363]

Pwetty pweaaase don't put the monster boi's FULL FACE REVEAL in the thumbnail of the video! I don't want spoilers I need to see the transformation unfold!

[@a_z-bruh]

Yessss. It'd be so much better if we didn't know the end result

[@Kryptnyt]

Sometimes I don't realize how much I needed a Monster Factory until it shows up on my doorstep

[@megkip9653]

Toe to tip, that’s a garf

[@oriaanhunter]

release the Scuzz Lightyear cut

[@BrotherlyBear]

ive literally been waiting for this since starwars the skyrim game came ou

[@landler656]

The factory is back open!

[@Lokaror]

Oh heck yeah. Was just going through all the old eps again

[@jotarodidyoubustthisnut]

The version of him with the beard feels like an evil badass clone of him from an alternate universe

[@ryandudek1298]

I hope you guys know how much joy it brings us that you’re still doing these after ten odd years - thank you!

[@Colebot9000]

Oh to laugh until I cried again. Until this moment, I thought those times had gone, but alas, those vertical eye sliders had once again brought tears of laughter to my own. Huzzah

[@constellationmajora2789]

I’ve been having an absolute bitch of a time recently with my mental health so im so grateful to see this video in my feed! monster factory is my ultimate comfort series that i return to when i need a laugh to fight off the brain demons. Thank you Brothers ❤