Creating the BEST POSSIBLE KNIGHTS.

[@TheSocialStreamers]

I cannot tell you how much I *DESPISE* Bjorn.

[@Pomlithe]

*What?!* How dare you! Strike, parry, riposte!

[@arcanus5120]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO RUDE!

[@AmericaIncapableComplexThought]

"Kratos your wife wanted to sleep with me and as a noble man I had to tell you" "Who hasn't she slept with?" "Me" Actual Monty Python sketch there

[@Leo.V]

Also from Oversimplifieds Napoleon series

[@cba2make1up]

@@Leo.V nice catch

[@Elyseon]

"Is there any man in Italy who has NOT slept with my wife?!"

[@history7501]

"our liege does not have copyright authority" -a concerned vassal

[@TopatTom]

Lmao

[@kabobawsome]

I think that the reason it kept crashing was because when you lost the game suddenly had to deal with the complete destruction of an army with 70+ knights, meaning the game HAD to do something with each character and it was just too much all at once. EDIT: People are implying he was just alt-f4ing. At several points, you can straight up see the crash report pop-up. CK3 just isn't a very stable game lmao

[@pohorex6834]

That isn’t why it kept crashing lmao

[@abebuenodemesquita8111]

thats definitely it...

[@Fuer64]

Was half expecting something like "He's got quite a sad backstory, he's albanian."

[@italianspaghett4359]

this vid convinced me to play 5 ppl coop on one nation in ck3, it looks like so much fun

[@sizanogreen9900]

Sadly this isn't possible in single player. ( -_-)

[@mistjor]

@@sizanogreen9900 I mean, why would you think otherwise?

[@sizanogreen9900]

@@mistjor it was a reference to me only playing single player because of a lack of friends who play ck3 xD

[@damienzht]

@@sizanogreen9900 true, there are few discords, eventually you find someone

[@XMysticHerox]

All playing in one nation (not necessarily coop) is the best CK MP exprience imo.

[@TheColdOnez]

Bjorn losing it and going full joker mode towards the end was hilarious.

[@csalivar25]

"can I point out your culture is Bosnian?" 😂😂

[@jefferybrown6473]

These aren't Knights, they're Master Chief with the Halo CE Magnum.

[@Gamereal6286]

Okay so we have mentally challenged knights and one of them (Björn aka Arcanus) destroys Laith mental like it's a piece of paper. Good to see that's being implemented again. Also, forwards knights! For the crown! Just noticed one of you could've played a female knight and try to marry one of them. That would have been a feast.

[@bradleylogan94]

Lord Flashheart from Blackadder a great addition to this lineup

[@dustindavis3537]

I will definitely say that this was awesome, I could not stop laughing the entire time. Well done, and please please please do this again.

[@azpont7275]

So, to reach max K.E. in vanilla; start as a (custom) Norse in India (so you can raid early and build up a treasury, prestige). As for the realm, focus keeping provinces that either have universities (for stewardship), and jungle terrains, preferably province capitals. Double build everywhere Elephantries and MA. After forming India, I’d go Tengri for the bonuses, but Norse is ok too. Don’t get attached to Holy sites, double elephantries and MIlitary Academies are better. As for culture, focus on KE tenets. There is also (possible a bloodline, can’t recall) which lets your knights gain prowess in battles. Must have. Getting better knights with eugenetics within the family is also kinda nessesariy. Hand out land only to family from the start.

[@puddledelta6285]

backstory of the emperor of man and the custodes be like

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

11:53 - Absolutely *Based* SAOAbridged moment here

[@gulermi4173]

Sometimes i wonder whats is said on the blips...

[@FrederikJolle]

Damm just woke up and I'm blessed with your video thank you so much laith appreciate you

[@kevdog6425]

I want more Bjorn.

[@arcanus5120]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@IronWolf123]

Why do you have -900000 renown?!?!?!

[@grouchypotatowolfpack5580]

I've heard better covers of sweet Caroline at 2am in an english sports pub.

[@Timbo376]

naked Kratos is now in my nightmares

[@birbd7467]

this is crusader kings but your knights are a dnd party

[@yolkonut6851]

This must be played in Elder Kings as Orcs or Imga

[@meth4163]

u should try ck2 bro id say its way more in depth but also way more wacky than ck3

[@Rockstar-bq5fm]

Absolutely Glorious

[@niko7877]

Love how the Albanian is in Bari just like real life ones

[@scipioafricanus2212]

Yo Laith... so how about that Byzantium perma bankruptcy challenge huh?

[@Petrolofisi12344]

so realistic lol

[@completedoofus111]

bruh i tried playing ck3 and it just ended up crashing 27 times

[@STORYSEEKER1]

Nice

[@juliandezeeuw4404]

Playing Mount and Blade with cheats be like.

[@epicnesssss]

This is Day 51 of me asking you to do a mega campaign from ck3 to hoi4. (Wait for the Vic 3 to hoi4 converter)

[@Okil_Atlas]

All these fake voices gave me a headache. I'm sad

[@johnconnor8206]

Day 37 of asking for you to play Victoria 2 as cuba and become Fidel castro

[@HowDareYouSpeakToMe]

"My knight got killed by another knight, he was a good knight too" "THEN WHY'D HE LOSE?" Facts.

[@Realflawdababy]

you should keep doing more colab conteynt like this its a good break a pattern

[@robertfisher8359]

Lord Kirito...I can't think of any household or character who is so cursed and yet so brilliantly made!

[@petar_bibic]

Bjorn and Sir Robin are legendary! Love the video.

[@burgerking2783]

Laith - TheSocialStreamers

[@lema0925]

thank you for the glorious colonial novagrod run

[@firedeath1154]

I loved this collab, this was hilarious. I hope you do some more collabs in the future.

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Bjorn's voice was the best, justice for Bjorn. Bjorn deserves acceptance. Bjorn deserves to live. Bjorn deserves to love. But most of all, he deserves to laugh.

[@jehooft8569]

"...What?"

[@arcanus5120]

That Bjorn guy was pretty cool

[@aeris5142]

Fuck you, I hate you

[@knightlypoleaxe2501]

I love this voice-acting lol 11:12 15:22 17:20

[@seanoverholt1736]

I just imagine giant incomprehensible meat heads fighting amongst themselves and everyone else in the world just trying to stay away.

[@lapisdragon1237]

Defeating impossible odds is just part of the job in Fire Emblem. Day 47, I would especially recommend three houses.

[@legitplayin6977]

Won’t happen

[@burgerking2783]

@@legitplayin6977 after further review and my burger looking up what fire emblem is, all previous statements have been revoked.

[@legitplayin6977]

@@burgerking2783 That’s not a good comparison to make, Fire Emblem isn’t in eu4

[@burgerking2783]

@@legitplayin6977 statement revoked after learning what fire emblem is

[@burgerking2783]

@@goeijmejisju1510 i just looked it up, it seems horrible

[@cba2make1up]

Bless my man Bjorn he's too precious

[@Caio22011]

So... There's the Warband mod and then there's this, a Dinasty Warriors mod

[@HansWurst1569]

I’ce been saying this for ages: Knights and siege MAA only. So you can siege down fort lvl 10 in like 2 months, and in the slim chance you need to fight just use knights and allies. Mercenaries become more of an option later in the game when you can probably make enough money

[@Rand0mGypsy]

This is actually Monty Python stuff here lmao

[@randomguy-tg7ok]

Count Afrim the Albanian, a Bosnian, because the Albanian culture doesn't actually exist in CK3 and everyone's just Greek instead.

[@micharespondek1172]

I had to look it up because I didn’t believe it. Why would PDX do that wtf

[@randomguy-tg7ok]

I think the only reason is that there are no counties that would be Albanian in culture at the start date - but that's debatable at best, and even so there's no reason to not have Albanian as a "dead" culture that can get "revived" through an event.

[@randomguy-tg7ok]

Byzantine DLC coming up. No mention of Albanians yet as far as I'm aware.

[@jnliewmichael4235]

0:53 For context: Kirito's cousin, Suguha, (his father's sister's daughter, I think?) has a massive crush on Kirito. Her character is literally just being sad that Kirito loves Asuna instead of her. So yes, he literally didn't have sexual relations with his sister cause: 1. He's an only child 2. The only one who he has banged is Asuna.

[@FlatlandsSurvivor]

"Cousin" who was adopted into his family and raised as a sibling in the same house from a very young age.

[@jnliewmichael4235]

@@FlatlandsSurvivor It's the reverse, Kirito's parents died in an accident when he was 1, he's the one who was adopted into Suguha's family. (This I remember) Which I guess, fair enough. (Reading the wiki, wow, I forgot about his grandfather beating Kirito for quiting kendo, and Suguha defending Kirito.)

[@jnliewmichael4235]

@@FlatlandsSurvivor Also, wtf, I've been reading through the wikipedia for "cousin marriages" for the past 20 minutes, 10% of all mariages are between 1st and 2nd cousins. That's way higher than I had assumed. Also, apparently modern laws on cousin marriages stem from roman civil law, starting from Theodosius with a more than 4 degree seperation requirement, increasing to 7 in the 11th-12th century. Apparently it's just a societal taboo for a majority of countries, with no law banning it. Only parts of the Balkans (Romania, Croatia, Serbia, Bulgaria and maybe Kosovo), most states in the US, China, Taiwan, both Koreas and the Phillipines banning it. That is... surprisingly few countries that ban it.

[@jnliewmichael4235]

Also, I guess the stuff I've heard growing up seems to match the data, Muslims, South Asians, and certain African groups have the highest percentages of close cousin marriages. For the west, at least, the change towards being against cousin marriages seems to have really started developing starting from the 18th century and really solidified in the past half century. Apparently this change was one of the contributing factors to the breakdown of large family units and into the modern western understanding of the nuclear family. While in mainland East Asian cultures, there was already major taboo of marrying someone with the same surname (even if there's literal no real blood connection. For example, we Chinese do only have about 100 surnames altogether), so it seems at some point this evolved into a blanket ban for anything remotely resembling incest.

[@aeris5142]

They were raised as siblings, hence the need for the statement

[@SuperRabbit195]

Mate go to bed it's half 2

[@plusxz821]

Bjorn the goat

[@dr0g_Oakblood]

0:58 - you know, since Kirito and his "sister" are actually cousins, they could actually have a relationship in Ck3 world, cursed.

[@drakebalzer2098]

The day that OP learns of the religion that allows you to legally marry your siblings will be a bright one.

[@fromthe9893]

bro was holding that laugh in all game 🤣

[@UndesignatedFellow]

Should have started in the Himalayas for a accurate Thunder Warrior experience.

[@sonnyocad287]

TIL the weakest Albanian is a Bosnian. Also, Laith, "blackguard" is pronounced like blaggard!

[@thepopeofpineapples6275]

Day 36 of asking for an eu4 Austria into Germany (Not HRE) run.

[@Me-zj4fd]

When I saw this, I instantly thought: FROM THE GRACE OF THE MIGHT OF THE LORD FROM THE HOME OF THE HOLY FOR THE FAITH THE WAY OF THE SWORD GAVE THEIR LIVES SO BOLDY - Sabaton, THE LAST STAND

[@Illuminat-ve5ue]

Those are Leonidas and ancient greek mycenean heroes type of knights

[@foxdavion6865]

Knights in this game are like freaking space marines.

[@DiaberlyDiablo]

Love your vids

[@Cohor101]

It is day 163 since I asked you to do the challenge with Croatia in VIC 3 but in one of the videos, a good person named Andraip (Thanks for all the help) said it has a few flaws so it's time to correct them. So when you start playing as Croatia you have 15 years to get your independence, after that you cannot ally, get in a defensive pact, and you cannot be under any kind of protection and you must rival these powers as soon as possible: Austria, Russia, Serbia, Montenegro, Ottomans, and all nations from the Italian boot. You also must embargo all those nations and cannot enter their custom union nor can they enter yours. You cannot be in an alliance with any of the top 10 nations, including a defensive pact custom union, or protectorate, but you can trade with them. AI must be put on the default settings in case it isn't. If you ally let's say Portugal, and later on they get into the top 10, you must break the alliance. You also must stay monarchy all the time. Form the Danubian state with Croatia following these rules. (FYI incase I didn't make it more specific, you cannot join anybody's custom union you must always at all times have your own market)

[@ederferreiraleal4087]

"WHAT?!"

[@arcanus5120]

I had a lot of fun for this one

[@riley-2908]

Love the CK3 content!!

[@SiodogRehane]

Maybe with no cheats on

[@isamotahar2708]

i only need twenty goodmen

[@Rockstar-bq5fm]

Bjorn sounds like Anakin Skywalker

[@kaspernielsen9149]

The amount of Crashes in Paradox games are just mind boggling

[@creamage.]

i wish my friends like to play this game...multiplayer with the bros seems so fun

[@lostbankai6521]

A typical day in Midland

[@jordinagel1184]

Duke Kratos? Honestly looks more like Dijkstra to me

[@georgec.5682]

Man, this is Awesome!

[@Empereur1805]

Russia 1.35 pleaaase

[@skipperxiv9401]

This is just an anime plot

[@antoninobaldasari5232]

"I want to call you Grog" he says to the 'berserker' Intentional or unintentional Critical Role reference?

[@matheusGMN]

I love that you messed so much with the game in this game that it kept crashing because it probably didn't know how to calculate stuff x)

[@freshzoother7533]

This is the best video I have watched in a while. God I laughed so hard.

[@creamage.]

Sir Robin is a brilliant man

[@Wombo55]

I imagine every battle looks like a metal gear solid rising level

[@gwensmith7439]

Works a lot better in Princes of Darkness

[@limbobilbo8743]

I want a tv series about this crew of chads

[@generalgeneric9358]

the knights are just built different

[@tebard8432]

bruv created ar 15 swat team to kill medieval peasants

[@bossatrino]

this is th ebest one

[@anti-mate407]

literal space marines

[@Denis07376]

one albanian is worth an army

[@ManslayerHimura]

Its Rufus Hagrid for first name and last lol

[@BrainrotOf87]

Close, it's Rubeus

[@Bobomb1000]

the part where they just kept catching each others laughter is priceless

[@pawtter_ink]

LET 👏 ME 👏 FLAG 👏 MYSELF 👏 AS 👏 A 👏 KNIGHT 👏 PARADOX seriously I want to see how many soldiers my prowess drunk warrior king can take. Prowess is useless for players on wars, it can easily be changed and it will give so much more value for the player AND INCREASE our presence in the map (which is the main objective of the next expansion) Like bro...

[@Piratejoe44]

Day 50 of asking for a National Supremacy Oranje Free State Playthrough of Vicky 3. Almost been doing this as long as that one Novgorod guy.

[@shahkrown]

Bit dissapointed he didn't name his kid BOY, or Atreus too ig

[@Yuki_Francisco]

I hate the zombie horde levy compared to what we had in CK2

[@cesaralarcon5228]

So we failed to see a Round Table video potential here?

[@justsomeperson8806]

Day 18 of asking for a Bread Teir List 🍞🍞🍞

[@peterbertha8401]

Late but day 10 of asking for more bannerlord

[@lsdrad]

Day 68 asking for a warhammer 3 total war vid

[@anti-spiral159]

Not enough arrows and circles Laithhhh

[@paulschumacher4308]

This is so funny that I can't watch it at work.

[@filipsokolovic6084]

Bro made squad of absolute chads .