you fucking lunatic, you play heastin so so so much that the wikipedia about the actual historical him mentions you. now that's some dedication ,,Jarl Hastein appears in the popular "Crusader Kings" video game series, first appearing in Crusader Kings II The Old Gods DLC "Viking Age" era and again in Crusader Kings III as a highlighted character to play during "The Great Adventurers" start. In the game, he is portrayed as Hæsteinn Hæsteinning. He is popular within the Crusader Kings III community, mainly due to the many videos by the KZbin channel Koifish where he plays as Hastein."
@Boretheory9 ай бұрын
Conquered all of India as him extremely cool.
@KnockoutsKoKings9 ай бұрын
you have to do it now koifish, u cant let somebody else use heastinn to make the roman empire, u can do it with true roman religion too instead of the false gods wtf is orthodox anyway 😒
@AnimeAddictedNerd9 ай бұрын
MYYYYY LOOOORRDDDDD! IITSSSSSSS YYYOOOOUUUUUU! PLEASE! BLESS MY CHILDREN!
@addmolitionexe95739 ай бұрын
It's actually a good thing you never converted to Orthodox before. Being Asatru allowed you to use the conquest CB and ignore borders.
@emib65999 ай бұрын
It's one if the easiest religions fir reviving hellenim
@Kasaaz9 ай бұрын
Novgorod: "Well, we've been called to war." "Where?" "I... I'm not sure. It'll be fine. Lets go!"
@filipexavier87719 ай бұрын
A Byzantine Emperor with retinues of Varangian guards in his army is awesome.
@tapewormsally40309 ай бұрын
It still bewilders me as to how and why you don't have more subscribers, everything about your videos is phenomenal! ❤
@the_niss9 ай бұрын
Imagine the byz emperor's reaction when "rome" asked to become their vassal
@aruik83329 ай бұрын
I'm shocked there's no Koifish in the comments yet and it's been 17 minutes already
@thoraxe96268 ай бұрын
There is actually
@ladylaluna229 ай бұрын
No! The Haesteinn curse is spreading! Please Laith no!
@Mattis069 ай бұрын
I just checked the wiki of Hæsteinn and koifish was mentioned there😂
@TheBanannMan9 ай бұрын
That's awesome
@miles44049 ай бұрын
@@TheBanannMan16 sec ago
@karaltar79149 ай бұрын
„He is popular within the Crusader Kings III community, mainly due to the many videos by the KZbin channel Koifish where he plays as Hastein.“
@Stigmezz9 ай бұрын
Reddit
@Stigmezz9 ай бұрын
That has absolutely no place to be in Wikipedia I'm going to change it
@princeofdaemons73449 ай бұрын
I formed it on my very first game, literally the second I loaded up I went. "I have to reform Rome." Starting as Matilda of Tuscany cause she's one of my favourite characters, I became Emperor of Italia around 3 generations later and inherited Byzantium. After that it was a bunch of just Steam rolling. My favourite run ever.
@KnockoutsKoKings9 ай бұрын
its one of those things you just have to do i am taking roman borders again but as elves with the elven destiny mod lol
@mrwyatt60066 ай бұрын
My favorite run ever was also forming rome with matilda’s family. I ended up with like 70 learning on matilda
@supersandwich89674 ай бұрын
One of my favorites was playing as Ireland and making the Celtic Empire
@lapisdragon12379 ай бұрын
It may take my Life time to convince you to play a Fire Emblem Game. But I'm stopping after 198 days. I mean not stopping fuckin typos...
@disappointedmess2099 ай бұрын
Do you mean not stopping or are you finally done with this?
@GwainSagaFanChannel9 ай бұрын
@@disappointedmess209 the later
@VelascoAnastasi9 ай бұрын
Never give up
@lapisdragon12379 ай бұрын
@@disappointedmess209 it was a typo
@darcinit9 ай бұрын
Dont stop! It worked for the cuba guy
@arno_grnfld4559 ай бұрын
18:20 we need a fire edit for Haesteinn, but fr he have 40+ martial, i once obliterated an army about twice the size of mine with him
@jaredprather80606 ай бұрын
The actual Crusaders didn't understand supply very well either, so AI Crusaders not understanding it is just realism
@odin_way9 ай бұрын
Hes turning Swedish
@aroma139 ай бұрын
The stress if giving vassals doesn't happen if you grant dejure lands, like if I grant a county to someone, I will get stressed, if I make that person a duke without giving him all the dejure counties, it's also stress, but if I grant him the duchy and the dejure counties, then there is no stress
@AMpersand_videos4 ай бұрын
>Invade Rome >Ask to become a vassal to the Byzantine Empire >Take his throne >Conquer like 51 counties >Convert to the religion you conquered 40 years ago >Form Roman Empire >Die Another day in the life of Chædstein
@Benwut9 ай бұрын
Please continue that Achaemenid run! Was so fun and I want to see you defeat the Persians!
@DarkPortall9 ай бұрын
i once made a custom character with max stats and made the entire roman empire in one life, with de jure over byzantine, arabian, Maghreb, iberian, frankian, and holy roman empire de jures. it's really fun to just play as a god.
@keyos43989 ай бұрын
You can also start in 866 as byzantium and then with cheats create empire titles and then create the roman empire. Now you have all of them as dejure and you have cb on them for a fun game
@maartenbusker30239 ай бұрын
Absolutely amazing playthrough. Haesting never disappoints!! Is there a way for you to include all the ongoing war (percentages)? Your face camera is usually on top of these (apart from the out of focus part)
@johnconnor82068 ай бұрын
Day 1 of asking you to play Victoria 2 semi regulary.
@mr.crowgamer62508 ай бұрын
Did this as some custom character in Cagliari of Roman culture as hard but worth it
@relenltlessgoat76039 ай бұрын
Mother of us all, and play until end date the hardest. I've done rome by starting as Sardinia
@AntoniThePiano9 ай бұрын
*Laith* divide et imperas vassals land and split it between many counts also laith: surprised how did his vassals get replaced after he put them there
@BepeTheToad8 ай бұрын
I'm surprised laith hasn't reached a million already, he's like one of the best creators in the genre 😭
@hejd17777 ай бұрын
If you can, try to swear fealty for low obligations and then modify the vassal contract to religous protection and to either medium levies or taxes or smth. it does the same thing for cheaper.
@troykanotz6269 ай бұрын
The moment I heard haeisteinn I said “oh god dammit!” 😂
@MarkHeathcliff-bf2im9 ай бұрын
Now all we need is for this campaign to continue and fully replicate the borders of the Roman Empire.
@HarrytheUnlucky8 ай бұрын
Check for low, and then just modify for normal with religious. Even if you were not planning to be a vassal for long.
@dmagz012119 күн бұрын
I can’t take his throne. It says “do not control 51 counties”
@DondarfSnowbonk7 ай бұрын
Laith making Belisarius look like an idiot.
@TheBusbyBabes8 ай бұрын
wait a minute... youre not a fish!!!
@ShadowBeeing8 ай бұрын
Would it be possible to make the face cam a bit smaller so that the day/month/year visible is?
@B100inCP9 ай бұрын
“France has been completely ruined, which has made my day.” 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@katherinee.91058 ай бұрын
incredible video but the best moment was undoubtedly "you guys really hate me. that's fine. i hate you too."
@juanitoarcoiris58248 ай бұрын
That was a quite anxiety inducing video tbh
@callmepaddy4 ай бұрын
Go to 0:00 and spam skipping back, this made me laugh so hard 😂
@laurenztillger41986 ай бұрын
When you realtize he is forming: Swedish-norse-rom. Gotta be one of the most cursed Roman Empires ever. After Arragonese-communist-rom
@snp46199 ай бұрын
CHECK WHEN I WAS SUBSCRIBED I WAS HERE SINCE 2017
@peterq32716 ай бұрын
Not only reforming Rome in one life... But doing it with a character who starts the game ~60 years old
@tommerker80634 ай бұрын
haestein has a bunch of health modifiers on top of starting with whole of body. he can easily live to 90 if no one murders him
@carltonleboss9 ай бұрын
Surprised that the Byzantine nobility generally seemed to accept a pagan Viking ruling over them.
@alexbattaglia8297Ай бұрын
i mean, there were a bunch of revolts
@relenltlessgoat76039 ай бұрын
I thought it was an addiction, i guess its a bacteria
@smasherlol3518 ай бұрын
You made koifish proud
@azrulashraf008 ай бұрын
Haestings is really that guy😂
@Reece_Hart9 ай бұрын
Time for a Koifish's great, great, great, great something or rather grand daddy playthrough
@Gamereal62869 ай бұрын
Nice, its time we saw some of Koifishs most favorite person on this channel. Haesteinn! That was also very quick, impressive. Enjoyed it alot. 😄 You know the drill, here are some out of context quotes: "Why are you fat?" "Did she die? I just married her!" "Can I divorce her because she doesnt help with my taxes?" "I love destroying Romagna! My favorite thing!" Poor Italians 😓
@IronWolf1239 ай бұрын
Do you think if a character gets a stress level they react to reaching it like they have a migraine?
@theSwordoftheAfternoon8 ай бұрын
You should do starting as a count in Asia or Africa and eventually unite all of Europe
@Haelidhh8 ай бұрын
I was playing Haesteinn yesterday and he died in 867 :/
@pimmpslap9 ай бұрын
Really not meant to be one of the hardest, especially when you start as Byzantines and very easy with Haesteinn. Event troops and Norse men-at-arms make it super easy.
@robertandersson34178 ай бұрын
Dude... You revocate titles then release them on the terms "RENOUNCE CLAIMS". Then they can't rise against you again.
@tommerker80634 ай бұрын
why would you let them go? they are walking bags of piety
@robertandersson34174 ай бұрын
@@tommerker8063 They are... If you can handle the pressure from the vassals. So it depends, do you want constant uprisings or more piety.
@tommerker80634 ай бұрын
@@robertandersson3417 not realy a question when you choose to play viking.
@arno_grnfld4559 ай бұрын
Also Haesteinn absolutely can become the roman emperor with asatru, idk why it doesn't work, but i did hybridised norse with greek
@mrclean298 ай бұрын
I think it either counts that you are some type of Christian, and/or you’re Latin or Byzantine heritage. Was your Norse-Greek culture of Byzantine heritage?
@arno_grnfld4558 ай бұрын
@@mrclean29 yes, I keep Norse language cuz cool Norse Byzantium
@lieutenantlael83099 ай бұрын
When Koifish hacks your channel
@Joshieboy759 ай бұрын
Rome content finally
@ocbwhyte18719 ай бұрын
Koifish on life support
@kieranbarnbrock52198 ай бұрын
I feel like im watching a koifish video
@vincentdreiig82059 ай бұрын
When Factorio again?
@b.ug.p.76819 ай бұрын
Laith. I have a trade agreement for you. If you make more Anbennar videos (my fav mod ❤), I fill buy Imperator and play it every couple of days for the next month.
@ryannowo59549 ай бұрын
he finally got a haircut
@Fizbun9 ай бұрын
Haestinn can do anything. What can't he do?
@utopianexo3169 ай бұрын
Durham University shirt ???
@KaiserTwo9 ай бұрын
Sure enough, Koifish has been summoned…
@Hamji8 ай бұрын
I haven’t seen your channel in a whole, what the hell happened to your hair?
@richman26019 ай бұрын
14:10 I prefer fluffy sir
@bayatekmekjohn74454 ай бұрын
i think it is really stupid that forming rome has a religion requirement
@mylvie3 ай бұрын
why do you have an unholy amalgamation of the ck2 and ck3 logos as the thumbnail????
@Furious_Johnson6 ай бұрын
Anyone else have literally no fucking clue what just happened!?! Maybe on live stream it’d make more sense but this just confused the bejesus out of me
@youngking53289 ай бұрын
Oh no, its spreading to others
@mroldman_no7 ай бұрын
Btw I don't think you had to convert, you just had to unpause the game and let a tick pass, its happened to me before.
@KingJupiter9 ай бұрын
Laith, what happened to your hair?
@rexcert35699 ай бұрын
Real move is playing as a random count and just changing ur title name to Rome…..
@RubberToeYT9 ай бұрын
Haestinn is inevitable!
@thepopeofpineapples62759 ай бұрын
Day 4 of asking for laith to play march of the eagles.
@Tammicci9 ай бұрын
This feel wrong! Haestin-video and it's not Koifish.
@juanitoarcoiris58248 ай бұрын
When another Kenshi video UwU
@Piratejoe449 ай бұрын
Day 238 of asking for an Oranje Free State Playthrough of Vicky 3.
@JerryCuberton9 ай бұрын
Day 4 of demanding Laith to play boi in imperator rome
@deluxesofa9 ай бұрын
laith do be falling off
@lightningmcqueen171713 күн бұрын
thought you were going to end up cheating romagna or some shit so glad you noticed it was a different duchy 😭😭
@gegepandora68729 ай бұрын
This Achievement isn't very hard.
@frankiecedeno37249 ай бұрын
Smh coulda been Hellenic
@thomastome83968 ай бұрын
Hásteinn!
@arno_grnfld4559 ай бұрын
Give venice to a republican, the buildings there have tax bonus for republican government
@hinkelstein14949 ай бұрын
I subscribe as soon as u get a haircut
@Karate_Shark8 ай бұрын
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
@mithatbilgi81999 ай бұрын
day 3948198491 of asking for a guide on Tunis to Muslim Italy in EU4
@fakename60049 ай бұрын
Yo
@cerealgingy75874 ай бұрын
im so bad at this game it took me a whole life time to take one provence of athens
@sh4rk5359 ай бұрын
4 views in 1 minute? Laith fell off 💀
@SquirrelMaestro9 ай бұрын
Koifish moment
@friendlygaming85439 ай бұрын
You koifish and simo should fight to see who will make the romen empire first.
@leedanielbrown57149 ай бұрын
No one does haestinning like Koifish 😅😅
@shutdowncorner77439 ай бұрын
Your hair is too much lol
@gurrtug92139 ай бұрын
Could have also went hellenic instead of christian!