I am the horny police

[@zoegrobbelaar]

“thank you for another upload bach” we all say in unison

[@twdnerd]

thank you for another upload bach

[@meycore]

thank you for another upload bach

[@alexandra-fp9np]

thank you for another upload bach

[@stinkysausage500]

thank you for another upload bach

[@smellybeed]

thank you for another upload bach

[@LJGator808]

Now now Isaac, you're guilty of having a shirtless profile picture up until a few weeks ago if I remember correctly.

[@abbs2368]

pretty sure its still his instagram profile pic too loll

[@madinicole0]

bro said it’s crazy to be shirtless in your pfp but also has a picture of him shirtless on his tiktok profile picture

[@OO-pl4wn]

I ♡ ur pfp

[@madinicole0]

@@OO-pl4wn THANKSSSS

[@ItsJC-gu3jz]

lanaaaaa

[@madinicole0]

@@ItsJC-gu3jz love my bb lana

[@perla..t]

ik what i wanna watch today, "I am the horny police" perfect.

[@ItalianBach]

Share it with your family

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@italianbach I tried, they're signing papers for smth...

[@martyd7176]

@@ItalianBach accidentally air played it on the family living room telly

[@eric9061]

@@martyd7176rip to you

[@helenasouthcott]

Sometimes I fill the bath up with marinara sauce and roll around pretending to be a meatball

[@amelia_shroom]

are you ok

[@starz4isla]

me too

[@lemonteeth69]

you're healing

[@taylove1461]

i'm sure you smell great afterward

[@marthamo1629]

i dont believe you buddy

[@LukeHayes1000]

Laughed so hard at the broken phone night club story

[@joeryland8968]

i don’t understand how Isaac doesn’t have at least 1mil subs yet definitely my favourite youtuber to watch

[@BelinaBelii]

No pls let’s keep him a secret

[@blumendaisy]

Gatekeep this man

[@ItalianBach]

Or at least 1 billion too am I right?

[@no.7021]

No​@@ItalianBach

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@ItalianBach yes 😏

[@dorkchops]

7:04 apple is just testing out a rave mode

[@notzayboy]

ah, yes, my favorite colors. poot and crum.

[@Katdoessimscraft]

hahah what the hek

[@zararose31.]

bach is his own category of comedy 🙏🏼

[@reykaye6096]

Bro called his nipples coughdrops 💀

[@JustAllieThanks]

how have i only just realised that Bach absolutely has a lovely voice?!

[@laurafantini1026]

its so relaxing fr😭

[@JustAllieThanks]

@@laurafantini1026 im surprised the booktok girlies aren't after him honestly

[@Lemondrop_andBerry]

@xXxalliexXx real.

[@laurafantini1026]

@@JustAllieThanks don't give them ideas...

[@hotmilo]

This helped my crippling depression.

[@HownotFortnite]

So I’ve officially changed my “meet one famous person” wish to Italianbach

[@lottie227]

Shhh he’s not famous don’t boost his ego even more

[@biggiecheese7011]

0:59 as a goth this is exactly how conversations would go on any dating app. like who ever would wanna hear that

[@owenthfc9055]

1:58 “to be topless in your profile picture is crazy enough anyway” isaac have you seen your ig pfp mate

[@racistsheep572]

Did u know that LANDO NORRIS follows him ??? I went to check Isaac’s pfp and there I see it

[@SpiderwickOllie]

this was a really normal notification to get

[@inumaki_theonigirioracle]

"Hey, what do you watch at 2AM when your sleep deprivation kicks in?" "y e s"

[@cld9ina]

1:35 that sound was sooo satisfying and cool wth

[@weekeemo1940]

Bach is gonna stroke his slommy on the next podcast

[@okaymoonstorm]

Not “slommy” 😂

[@Br4inb0]

Can’t wait

[@Bryanferrywife]

That’s crazy

[@Annie-sb1dp]

Dream come true

[@katiedisney5866]

patreon exclusive of course

[@elyssatesta]

Thankyou for uploading Mr Bach , just wanted to mention I too have an Italian Bach, generational family Italian quote tattoo on my Bach aswell as my back being made of fine Italian olive skin. Thanks for listening 😘

[@swiftlyaswiftie]

6:12 I love that he liked the message insulting him

[@cash_Machi0]

can i be cringe for a sec your vids actually help my anxiety somehow so thanks mate i really appreciate them

[@Jennifer-cc2fk]

20 seconds after posted is crazy even for me.

[@charlotte.maplesong]

if I shared this to my family groupchat, id be removed. from the group chat and my family.

[@bellewhite3764]

The Absinthe one is hilarious! Full props to the profile owner of that one! 👌😂

[@elin_]

I don't understand why people feel the need to squeeze in their bitter opinions about fat people and the lgbt+. Just swipe left and move tf on.

[@meversdena8156]

“Ávid milp” has me crying how did you read that so wrong 16:30

[@Tiggy_fruity]

i just read a book about a cult like community and there was an antihorny pill and i feel like we need this at this point

[@spectrescopic1298]

What was the book called? I have questions I feel like it could answer lol

[@LeaNannt]

The title made me uncomfortable at first but after 3 mins i realised what it means

[@zoearsenault902]

I doubt you'll see this but I was using my electric water flosser when you were attempting to say "redirected" and it made me laugh so hard the thing flew out and sprayed all over the bathroom lmao love the content 😂😅🎉

[@martyd7176]

I just discovered Isaac and I'm in a black hole of laughter

[@TheFreshPrinceOfSaiyans]

That skinwalker comment took my Native ass out. 💀

[@AgentProRyan]

So I'm not the only one but I am not native

[@officially.anonymous]

I GOT A ‘GET CLOSER TO GOD’ AD BEFORE THIS VID HELP-

[@kleee711]

Don’t ever stretch and curl ur naked toes like that on my screen again

[@ThatSharkGirl]

He’s Bach with another one!

[@h4yleeals]

i couldn’t even edge to this i bursted out laughing immediately

[@heatheretaithaha]

drake ass double entendre 💀

[@mckaylcampbell8366]

18:57 bach is now imagining things

[@jaketaphouse7266]

Did not realise u did KZbin I feel like my life has now gained meaning

[@mexicanwaffles]

the title gave me a little scare daddy isaac

[@starz4isla]

i got the notification for this video as i was asleep, i giggled at it and had to stop myself watching this video at school since i didnt want my friends to question what the fuck i was watching turns out watching it at home was the better decision- :D

[@monze_2318]

When people say they’re partially owned by the government they’re usually saying they are in the military

[@tessgothan3761]

current hyperfixation youtuber

[@Mogijup]

I have epilepsy if that happened to my phone I would literally be so cooked, I had to close my eyes and fast forward through you showing it. Genuinely curious how that happened so I can avoid it lmao

[@Bean-hz8jo]

Oh my god i just now realised because of your comment that he held up the phone *on screen* for an entire audience, and was like 'lol imagine someone with epilepsy saw this' 😆 That's dangerous, bach! Glad youre alright!

[@Holllyrae]

Poot is literally my favourite colour

[@chloemorss]

“great video bach” we all say in unison

[@ProjectWAB]

6:40 Issac as a fetus waking up at 7:38am to a pp pic

[@alurraphillips9371]

Bach ur gonna think im joking, genuinely farted from laughing so hard at the “had your first period yet” joke

[@hecateinanna3925]

"I was in a place where I wasn't allowed to take pictures or even have a phone out." 😏😏😏

[@ashtxn.66]

it always throws me off when people say “full stop” instead of just period

[@eden_valentina]

it's full stop in england

[@xfreja]

we don’t say period 💀

[@Dovve-q8k]

the skin walker one was gen funny

[@thedoctorissogroovy]

I chose to take a sip of my drink and then got hit with "Hey what's up milkers!"

[@eggo_halo]

6:42 What is bro doing with his toes 😱😭😭😭

[@macy6609]

Wait, what kind of “bar” doesn’t allow photos?? 🤨 😂

[@alisonfitton7326]

☝️☝️☝️👁️👄👁️ one direction...we are one direction 👁️👄👁️ ☝️☝️☝️

[@poppylang638]

bach you make my week ILY ITALIAN STALLION

[@purgatorysan9381]

That one guy's bio was just a entire nazi phrase bingo

[@love_ontour]

i can't believe you managed to get a one direction reunion 🥳

[@xfreja]

9:35 this part is taking me tf out 😭😭😭

[@bbeccalynne]

Absinthe lowkey a sick name 😮‍💨

[@The_gachacerberus]

11:10 apparently my mom was when she named my brother 😭😭

[@KaiEsha7]

“Arrest me, but make it sexy”👮🏻‍♂️

[@isabellasavu9812]

you can intro talking about whatever you want, i’ll always watch

[@jadearchambault8547]

will be red-d... red-d-d

[@gabbriadforf777]

not funny mate my fish is epileptic, well she was epileptic

[@alma_nilsson]

My phones broken like that too, idk what happened to it

[@lalalaleex]

fun fact: men into MLP (my little pony) are considered "brony/bronies" i BEG you to do a deep dive video just on them alone. that mans bio SCREAMS pdf file 😭😭

[@Grace-gw2fs]

did no one notice the toes at 6:40?? 😭

[@charlottemikhael8783]

for real because the big toe was moving around like a sandworm

[@YoMandz]

What if we don’t have a train? WHAT IF WE DON’T HAVE A TRAIN????

[@clairedrew22]

This video is brilliant 😂😂😂 absolutely hilarious lol

[@morgandougherty6958]

Marry me? -me and my bf

[@keisha7412]

you make my nightmares a reality ..

[@Edb129]

The raisins guy was hilarious

[@farrrpa]

...I would swipe right for absinthe creature. Thinking of using a photo like that next time I get into a dating app actually (minus the weird bio, if I may.) kudos

[@shesaselkie]

no isaac, I'm actually the horny police identity theft is not a joke

[@bestbeech52]

Absinthe is definitely a skin walker.

[@auroraz4740]

I’m not absent, you are.

[@hollylaite]

i have to say this but the one direction joke she be put in liam paynes memorial cl

[@miriamgollnick9028]

the dawgs

[@xfreja]

bro got his feet out fr 😭

[@6enny]

here before title change

[@gooodmorning4526]

11:25 this man just exposed that hes never had sex and has no idea what it is beyond nudity lmao

[@regmb820]

very interesting you aren't allowed to take photos in bars! thats all uni students post here in canada lol clubs/bars even hire photographers on busy nights and post them to their socials

[@elisealexandre2537]

Absinthe

[@felicityxclarke]

okay yoshi 💀

[@raichallenger1961]

Why is no one talking about the dog flea lady 😂

[@avagrace7939]

Bach I was eating salami and now I feel ill. that’s not on .

[@gracepuddifoot]

wake up the king has posted

[@ellenbradley1146]

the toe curling at 6:41 was the worst part of this video

[@racistsheep572]

I went to our masters insta and found out that LANDO NORRIS FOLLOWS HIM

[@libertywilk4233]

there was not bud over his face to click and now i’m scared 😮

[@Scarr.555]

I associate goats cheese with Isaac

[@miasarkisian3090]

I had that happen to my iPhone 8. They said it was a software issue. I sent it in to be fixed and then it happened again months later

[@JosephThorley-h5t]

32 seconds ago 🔥🔥 Im such a big fan love the vids 👍

[@jameswells9677]

What’s “where London life happens”?

[@jaseyrae338]

I’m pansexual and I have it on my tinder profile and one time a guy opened a chat with me saying “I can turn you straight 😏” I immediately blocked him

[@vamosukraine7662]

Woooooo can’t wait to watch AFTER the darts ⏳

[@jaymesEo6]

That's what u get for having an iPhone.

[@isabellasavu9812]

What a nice notification

[@kevinnkambule4223]

Yeah i am just a minion😞

[@broskiladoski69]

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