The urge to itch my nose overpowers all of the Boiled One's tricks.
@thenut42213 ай бұрын
my need to get my fix also does it
@2ThumbsUpInc3 ай бұрын
@@thenut4221 True.
@G1rl_fr0m_sp4c33 ай бұрын
Also needing to use the bathroom once in a comfy position, that would NEVER beat the boiled one
@phoenixpoole76673 ай бұрын
The Boiled One after watching me move again to unstick the balls from my thighs: 💀💀💀
@MilesHeywood3 ай бұрын
I imagine it would be looking at you and I would feel like the sound of either ice breaking or grass breaking or like glass and then it's just that you're just going to like reach up your hands and scratch your nose
@aurum37473 ай бұрын
"Nah, I'd win" I think to myself, whilist summoning my sleep paralysis demons to fight the boiled one like it's a stand battle
@potatofarmer94883 ай бұрын
That would work, since its all in your head. just summon gojo...
@lebronjames-eb4pe3 ай бұрын
WITH THIS MENTAL ILLNESS I SUMMON
@The.Boiled.One2403 ай бұрын
GOD DAMMIT
@TheMonkewGlasses3 ай бұрын
This is metal af what the fuck
@Dr.Zorafoxlvl32 ай бұрын
@@The.Boiled.One240 YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS STAND BATTLES WITH SLEEP PARALYSIS IS THE BOILED ONES WEAKNESS
@ExDixionconderoga2 ай бұрын
Survival Guide: 1. Don't use cable. 2. Move. Also maybe a gun. 3. Remember, they never said 2 and 3 still have plot armor, so its only a matter of time. And also lots of bug spray. 4. Move from areas where it's common. 5. Go to Greenland(If you get this reference you are an OG) 6. I've seen so many of a certain type of videos that I know how to make a pipe bomb, so do that. 7. Gather termites. 8. Guess. 9. Is Jello that good that you'd risk it?
@beepyyy2 ай бұрын
jello is mid as fuck
@namiidkhan40282 ай бұрын
Plague inc reference? On number 5.?
@Xxepicvortex3602 ай бұрын
I think the best mom one is you have to be an Albert Einstein brain so you would be able to get the robot to turn off or die
@SolLovesTeamGrimoire2 ай бұрын
OH NUMBER 5 IS A PLAGUE INC REFERENCE (Greenland is very hard to infect fully)
@th3k1ngdr4ws2 ай бұрын
@@Xxepicvortex360 shotgun. 12 gauge home security shotgun. :)
@DarisuccSA3 ай бұрын
"Youre not surviving sunny" Me with the bomb strapped to my chest that detonates when he eats me:
@DarisuccSA3 ай бұрын
I might not survive but he ain't EITHER
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
"If I'm going down you're going down with me" ahh kill
@horrors_of_the_void_sea3 ай бұрын
@TANGO8303 ай бұрын
Bro just used a kazikazi move
@Im_da_goober3 ай бұрын
"HUMAN... THERES A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST"
@mattguy17733 ай бұрын
The bat may be scary but at least he isn’t man or the jonkler
@angzarrpsyco3 ай бұрын
At least he isn't Soup
@wheatlycrab48683 ай бұрын
Is he stupid?
@worshiperofbingus88073 ай бұрын
At least he isn't Officer Balls
@officialbananakinita3 ай бұрын
ASLUME CONTAINMENR BREACHED 🚨🚨🚨🚨 I REPEAT ASLUME CONTAINMENR BREACHED 🚨🚨🚨🚨
@papyrusgaming48203 ай бұрын
why isn’t the bat as scary? is he stupid?
@BigBrainFnafGuyАй бұрын
i really like the idea of Sunflower's persona being an actual analog horror entity. Like imagine this: you just got into the doctors office, you're blindly staring at the paintings... then they start moving... then they start *speaking* "hey! wanna hear about the HOTTEST new analog horror series?"
@runningoutofnames3CS3 ай бұрын
I already deal with hallucinations on a daily basis, if the boiled one tried anything his ass is getting jumped by them 💀
@samuelpeters4793 ай бұрын
those guys finna be like OH HELL NAW MF GET YO ASS OUTTA HERE THIS IS OUR JOB. BOBBY GET THE GUN ITS TIME TO TEACH THIS SHIT TO RESPECT HIS DAMN ELDERS.
@GoblinSatyr3 ай бұрын
Weaponized schizophrenia?
@Profkol0rado3 ай бұрын
I wonder what happens if you take LSD in the first stage of Boiled one
@Oxide531153 ай бұрын
but those hallucinations dont put you in an pseudo coma do they
@YukitheDummy2 ай бұрын
@@Oxide53115 Yeah but...the Boiled One cant throw hands now can he?
@HuntBrownlee3 ай бұрын
I would survive the boiled one I just wouldn't be able to move after
@shadowking2783 ай бұрын
Yay. I can sleep more.
@yazanyazon25303 ай бұрын
@@shadowking278New Zealand with mechanism for Mercury
@Kuro-mg8vc3 ай бұрын
The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 one
@yazanyazon25303 ай бұрын
@@Kuro-mg8vcmanagement commercial production sonakshi Sinha broke your bank you broke your brain
@Juandelius3 ай бұрын
@@shadowking278 if im gonna be brutally honest i would somehow voluntarily poop bricks if i saw that thing while im paralyzed
@SolLovesTeamGrimoire2 ай бұрын
How to survive to boiled one. 1. Do not get cable 2. Always wear sound-proof headphones 3. When you feel like something is wrong and PHEN is going to appear, cover your eyes. 4. No communication from the outside, just don't get any way to communicate with anyone. 5. Sleep blindfolded. Just follow what I call the D.A.W.N.S. protocol.
@eims101Күн бұрын
yooo why is the boiled one just describing me???
@Jofowl1013 ай бұрын
To be fair if the boiled one was targeting me i wouldn't survive but in order to get the boiled one on you, you have to watch cable tv and i don't have cable tv so.
@PurpleReally3 ай бұрын
yea but the story is set in an time where people do watch cable tv so you would be watching it too
@thesuaviestbeatle3 ай бұрын
id destroy the tv@@PurpleReally
@raiguy893 ай бұрын
@@PurpleReally Skill diffed by technological evolution
@thenut42213 ай бұрын
@@PurpleReally just watch public
@tanyapattersonjohn28463 ай бұрын
@@PurpleReallyjust change the channel
@xXkubiX3 ай бұрын
6:25 "he could be watching you right now" my little brother (who really Likes Batman) just walked into my room with a Batman mask and cape 😭
@showcaserbrandnew3 ай бұрын
LMAO NAHH U BETTER HIDE DAWG
@GammaSwordsMachine3 ай бұрын
Run while you still can.
@whosjoesquidwardgaming20093 ай бұрын
the bat's new host 😭
@keteruyamiko3 ай бұрын
BRO IS COOKED PRAYING FOR UR ASS MANS 😭
@toastedprocastinator3 ай бұрын
IT'S THE FEAR GAS, *RUN.*
@Flintgamingandmemes2 ай бұрын
The spider: *attacking me* Me: the power of raid compels you
@rakash61403 ай бұрын
personally here's my tips The Boiled One: From what is being said, the best suggestion to have against the Boiled One is to simply not have any electronics, as it seems that it only shows up when it influences people via hijacking Broadcasts, so no Radios or TV ( if you can handle that, same may apply to phones, laptops, etc.) The Bat: I will be honest, this one is a tough one but your best bet is to outsmart or prep time your way out of this situation, traps may do you justice and if you are in a close combat situation I'd say an attempt at paralyzing or overdosing the guy is your best bet. he is human in the end of the day. The Spider: You're just fighting black suit Spiderman i'm sorry. The Araneae ( I hope i didn't butcher that ) : Hide, possibly use explosives or anything flammable to hopefully scare them away. The Medusa Virus: Quarantine until a cure is made for said Virus ( cannot be guaranteed ) Sunny: Set that bitch on fire ( blow up a gas station ) or lure it into a body of water The stairs in the forest : White ants?, who knows what it's made from but if it's wood then a Pack of white ants will do. The Best Mom: First of all, If you buy it then you're really stupid, second of all just drop water on it. Lime Jello: A meat locker is probably your best bet if i'm honest otherwise good luck.
@Benjamin-ultrakill3 ай бұрын
I think there’s a thing called water proof
@Zooms5143 ай бұрын
Bro no one is outsmarting The BAT
@ritchiedevon49073 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure the bat uses drugs to get stronger, which is why it's said he's strong and agile but very skinny, so overdosing him might be the easiest option.
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
@@Zooms514maybe you could considering the fact that he completely lost his mind, this is not the same Batman
@Zooms5143 ай бұрын
@@TheFlame_Hawk doesn't mean he is still completely dumb (I think)
@gregorymosher36363 ай бұрын
"where did the unstoppable lime jelly monster go?" Me with a suspiciously unstoppable lime jelly monster shaped bulge in my stomach
@RolandTheLibrarian2 ай бұрын
🫃
@ElPipiTheOriginalАй бұрын
Vore
@SquiddleTheThird25 күн бұрын
@@ElPipiTheOriginal get out
@ElPipiTheOriginal25 күн бұрын
@@SquiddleTheThird make me
@SquiddleTheThird25 күн бұрын
@@ElPipiTheOriginal *brandishes a minigun and a flamethrower combined* get out
@Xact6927 күн бұрын
As someone without cable, and who takes melatonin, I could easily beat the boiled one
@SharkFinAviation211 күн бұрын
Ad someone who doesn't care, id recommend not yapping and just admit you're gonna loose.
@poweroffriendship2.03 ай бұрын
Considering how ginormous The Boiled One is, that creature should be leagues with the NBA by now.
@North_Red_Dark_Academia3 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's white
@lordsky13533 ай бұрын
“Yeah that’s cool but the Lakers need a Center.”
@Landon_08-bd3vc3 ай бұрын
the balling one
@RegisteredFelon-ki8be3 ай бұрын
@Landon_08-bd3vc Another victim described the sound of “a basketball dribbling” played in his ears before he went to bed every night.
@tanyapattersonjohn28463 ай бұрын
@@North_Red_Dark_Academia How can we ever know if he has no skin, or his pigment is just red 40
@zxcasf3 ай бұрын
The Boiled one be like: "I am literally unbeatable" Literally just some old dude: "I heard a lot of trumpets, but I didn't hear no bell!"
@dominokitty1983 ай бұрын
Based
@MariaTorres-zz6vd3 ай бұрын
Bruh he is cooked now because the boiled one torches people( don’t know how to spell it)
@dominokitty1983 ай бұрын
@@MariaTorres-zz6vd Up
@JURASSICLEGO7772 ай бұрын
@@MariaTorres-zz6vdtorture
@YinYangles2 ай бұрын
@@MariaTorres-zz6vd tortures is what im guessing you mean but if you mean burn then torched is spelt correctly
@MasenVerse2 ай бұрын
You forget to mention the most horrifying pieces of analog horror: All the straight to VHS Disney Sequels
@Harribo66-h2wАй бұрын
Terrifying and true
@goldenshadow97763 ай бұрын
"Who would win... You or the analog horror monsters?" "If they are unstoppable, I could have a little trouble..." "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win"
@ELITE_GODZILLA3 ай бұрын
Lol wouldn't you win in cartoon cat Nah you lose😂
@guyyoung23553 ай бұрын
@@ELITE_GODZILLA "If you faced off against the cartoon cat... who would win?" "Well, if it used its undefined and possibly not-canon powers, it might give me a little trouble..." "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win."
@ELITE_GODZILLA3 ай бұрын
@@guyyoung2355 I don't want to make a war men
@Khalid1nnisthebest3 ай бұрын
But would u lose “Yes i’d lose”
@Fhise3 ай бұрын
You won't survive a second agaisnt the alternates vro
@DogFromEbay3 ай бұрын
2:42 "my nigas will eventually find you" bro calling the opps😭🙏
@dogebrando89023 ай бұрын
BROOO I JUST HEARD THAT 😭😭😭😭
@Sadhamter4653 ай бұрын
Bro didn't know he was gangata
@MaxJM7113 ай бұрын
I fucking spat out my drink lmao
@ariangh95203 ай бұрын
NAHHHHH WTF
@itzbraydenvr3 ай бұрын
my biggest opp
@iheardyouwereprettystrongoku2 ай бұрын
Nah, I'd win. The Boiled One - I don't watch TV. I don't get paralysis. I win. The Bat - I move out of Gotham. I don't die to the bat. I win. The Spider - I'm going to turn on my car, I'm going to drive as far away as I can. I press the gas whenever he tries to web sling my car. The Spider is distracted by someone else and I drive away. The Spider doesn't see me in his view anymore. I have escaped. I win. Surreal Broadcast - I move out of the forest. I don't get hit or killed by any of the entities. I win. The Medusa Virus - Gas mask. Eyes closed. Stay in my house. Go into a locked bunker. I don't get the virus, but I starve to death. Technically, I won because I didn't die to the medusa virus. Sunny - I get my car, and I drive the hell away. That thing's not gonna find me. Stairs in Forest - I'm gonna be honest, all I gotta do is not think about it or go to the forest. This is the easiest one to win against. The Best Mom - Water Bucket! Drop the water on the mom! They malfunction and turn off for a moment! I tamper with the mom! They now actually take care of me! I win, but better win this time! Lime Jello - I don't hit the jello. The jello doesn't atttack me and stays nice. I live. I win.
@ChristopherCorzo-cg1nw2 ай бұрын
The spider-Be a good guy
@Lv-sl3rm2 ай бұрын
Correction for Sunny: Trade your car in for a Toyota Hilux, build a pintel mount on the back for a Browning M2 HMG, and go to town.
"you're not surviving sunny" Meanwhile the suspiciously grenade launcher shaped mound in my poket
@SomeKidd-g5x3 ай бұрын
*Sunny didn't flinch.*
@alvisigiuliano61843 ай бұрын
@@SomeKidd-g5x tank
@toastedprocastinator3 ай бұрын
@@SomeKidd-g5x ...
@Tottally-real-demoman3 ай бұрын
LEEEEEEEEEETS DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!
@Ворошиловградочка3 ай бұрын
@@Tottally-real-demoman ATTAAAACK!! -TF2 RED Soldier Lets do this! -TF2 RED Scout Buildin a Sentry! -TF2 RED Engineer
@redsun81193 ай бұрын
Bro just close your eyes and cover your ears while yelling "Na na na na, i cant hear you!" When le boiled one shows up on le screen
@PurpleReally3 ай бұрын
the video tells you to repeat an sentance of words that repell it but sure
@Tamonke3 ай бұрын
nanananana nanananana HEY HEY HEY goodbye
@spademodding3 ай бұрын
la la la i cant hear you
@improbablyfur3 ай бұрын
@@Tamonke goodbye??? yeah I can’t do this shit anymore im not even gonna reference it
@BR1CK_BR41N3 ай бұрын
Nah I'd win, and then I'd have a mental battle in my brain like Im gildedguy fighting bog
@bree1004932 ай бұрын
Reracks shotgun “I don’t think you heard me the first time”
@TheWeirdcoreMan3 ай бұрын
After careful and serious consideration, I have come to the conclusion that I would still win.
@botondgal75973 ай бұрын
how?
@WinterTheNarehate3 ай бұрын
@@botondgal7597 He's the honored one, after all.
@zombas1153 ай бұрын
@botondgal7597 Throughout analouge horrors and the comment section, TheWeirdcoreMan Alone is the honored one.
@KappyJrThe4th3 ай бұрын
@@botondgal7597within the 4 minutes and 11 seconds of theweirdcoreman shitting his pants at the sight of these creatures theweirdcoreman has infinite adrenaline making him effectively… immortal
@Ungabungastick3 ай бұрын
@@botondgal7597 this is Theweirdcoreman, the one who left it all behind
@WaffleInv3 ай бұрын
1. No TV 2.Move Away 3.Move Away 4.Dont go to Burksaut 5.Stay home alone and cover all windows, radiation suit and ear muffs, boil everything 6.Move away from that thing to some remote place 7.Dont go up forest stairs 8.Dont hire babysitters 9.Contain it in a box TOO EASY
@VerdantPluto9483 ай бұрын
6. WATER
@Suitedbee3 ай бұрын
You its basicliy imposable to see without a tv right? Any kind of phone pc and basicliy any electirc with films yt heck even ADDS is a form show that on a tv its not like he can only do it agasint speficly tvs it can be any kind kf techognly shit
@WaffleInv3 ай бұрын
@@Suitedbee no electronics 😎
@RochelPairez-e8t3 ай бұрын
The spider one isn't easy realistically your basically facing black suit spiderman
@SPORTSY19873 ай бұрын
5. Mf where are you finding a radiation suit
@th3___y2 ай бұрын
8:36 bug spray
@Xanderedroblox26 күн бұрын
TRUE AS FUC-
@Ninecolumns2 күн бұрын
Bug zapper with explosives
@teagankoth-jw9ps3 ай бұрын
The only possible way to survive the medusa virus would be an air-tight doomsday bunker that's stocked with enough supplies to last a life time
@ajmainfahim85693 ай бұрын
What if I don't want to survive? Make a ranking video based on which entity would give a person the most quick & least painful death.
@joebolt42053 ай бұрын
That’s like forfeiting a match, the monster will still win tho.
@woahachannel3 ай бұрын
@@joebolt4205 that's the point
@joebolt42053 ай бұрын
@@woahachannel fair enough
@horrors_of_the_void_sea3 ай бұрын
That's actually apretty good idea, what about one where you see every way they can kill you
@toastedprocastinator3 ай бұрын
hmm.
@blackrose-designs631515 күн бұрын
What really weird was that the other night I had a “Nightmare” of the boiled one after I've watched a summary video (Sunflower) of. In this nightmare, my twin and I we're in our home, just talking and listening to a show. I look at the screen in the corner of my eye and saw the entity of this analogue horror, and quick turned the Tv off and kept reciting words of this degree, “I am real and alive, you are not but figment of my imagination. Evil as you are, you are not welcome in my home or mind, leave at once as I will refuse to remember you.” ... My dream self is for whatever reason extremely spiritual. It was an Overall really strange dream and that is all I remember of it.
@Fractvred3 ай бұрын
How I’d survive Boiled one: boil some random dude, then the boiled one can’t be the only one therefore a metaphorical paradox is created and the boiled one dies of information overload and overthinking Batman.exe: don’t live in Gotham, idiots Spiderman at 3AM: don’t live in New York (sorry New York people) Surreal broadcast: don’t go in the woods, and don’t own cable TV Medusa Virus (EDITED) : move out to a cabin in the woods, and wear a gas mask and an air filter at all times. Try not to use live TV. Jurassic park: don’t go to Jurassic park Stairs in forest: listen to forest rangers Best MOM: idk just like don’t have that I guess Lime jello: im not even watching the video at this point (yet) so I guess if there’s lime jello don’t eat it
@Therealwalterwhitetrust3 ай бұрын
Bros cooking up the monsters
@woahachannel3 ай бұрын
LEBRON JAMES *SPOTTED* NOT WATCHING *THE FULL VIDEO* BEFORE *COMMENTING*
@TahaSaikh3 ай бұрын
I love how you said you would kill the boiled one by making him overloaded with information since docter nowhere the same guy who made The Boiled Man also created another monster called the obelisk who will kill you by giving you way too much information for you to process
@Fractvred3 ай бұрын
@@woahachannel this is a certified Lebron james
@NathanN-dw1uh3 ай бұрын
“Batman.exe” is wild
@dickeylow3 ай бұрын
1:32 I can’t move it move it anymore
@Vomit_licker3 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHAHHH Underrated
@Hemusta-Official3 ай бұрын
Morisio... moris.... I cant... I cant move it move it anymore...
@pepozuniga64952 ай бұрын
I would not survive the boiled one but i would beat it by taking the 383mg MDMA Wario pill, we're both dying in my head
@Rise_543 ай бұрын
For the Boiled One: Don't watch TV For the Bat: Simply leave gotham For the Spider: Move country or just chill in your house without interfering with him For the Surreal Broadcast: Don't get out at night or move cities For the Medusa Virus: Close your eyes and if you wanna look around use a metallic surface, wear a gas mask as well. Stock up keep your crops inside a bunker or basement where the virus can't spread airborne, and use UV light to keep your crops light up. Use a generator for electricity and a well for water. Other methods of finding water are groundwater through a filter in your basement/bunker, and then distill it to remove all the possible infections. Put on some noise cancellation headphones as well, in case your bunker/basement isn't sound proof. For Jurassic Park: Try not to be a target, don't trust voices you can't see, even if they ask for help. Keep tabs on local newspapers to see where Sunny is roughly located, and stock up on food way before he reaches your local area. It is reccommended to setup a hidden base underground, as for it not to be detected. For stairs in the forest: Nuke it. Stay away from the stairs in the meanwhile, avoid all social media as to avoid seeing the stairs through your screen. For Mad Mom: Don't hire an android. Avoid robots For Lime Jello: Run away, slime isn't faster than you. In many places you can also get a flamethrower without a licence, so try that.
@Sylvia5683 ай бұрын
You're so smart, my ass saw robots and only thought of fridge magnets as a solution.
@FoolyFool483 ай бұрын
i love how stone cold is just "don't die lol"
@Watermeloncat683 ай бұрын
the apocalypse boıled one ıs brıngıng ın the questıon
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
@@Watermeloncat68he's not bringing it, he is simply fortelling future events
@Rise_543 ай бұрын
@@Sylvia568 Thanks!
@metindogan62713 ай бұрын
The boiled one is NOTHING to my mom she is blind
@Stoneygt3 ай бұрын
Lmfao
@woahachannel3 ай бұрын
but not deaf. she can still hear the boiled one, and that's enough for the boiled one to enter her mind and cause the effects.
@Purely_for_commenting3 ай бұрын
@@woahachannel yeah, infact it MANIFESTS ITSELF into your vision, she would see it and it only, i say being blind is worse.
@TahaSaikh3 ай бұрын
I feel like facing the boiled one while blind is worse because It does not appear physically but mentally, so if you see only darkness then you would only see Boiled one and nothing else
@Purely_for_commenting3 ай бұрын
@@TahaSaikh hey man r u copying me 👿
@ponker_goin_bonkers2 ай бұрын
The Boiled One is one of my favorite analog horrors. Something about it makes the entire thing so bone chilling...
@Prey-eq6xo3 ай бұрын
How to beat every entity on this list imo Jello: Similar to the T-1000 freeze it with liquid Nitrogen and throw it somewhere that houses magma like a volcano or industrial areas that house it or use acid that could disintegrate it. Best Mom: AR15 or a Pipebomb because robots won't survive either of those Stairs In the forest: Stay out of the forest and don't look at any screens Sunny: Stay high in a tree and use a high caliber weapon due to those bullets able to pierce metal and flesh such as an Elephant Gun or buy yourself an Abrams Tank because Sunny would probably see it as a bigger animal but his claws wouldn't be able to dent the thing, not only that; an Abrams would turn Sunny into a pile of meat and scrap metal Medusa Virus: Stay deep underground in a industrial bunker like the seed vault and only return to the surface when the pandemic is over. Araneae: Mustard Gas or Chlorine Gas The Spider: Don't do crime or Stay out of new york The Bat: Stay out of Gotham The Boiled One: Stay underground in a industrial bunker like the seed vault and never let anyone in or look at anything with a screen (again) while also using the bandaid fix method.
@TheEpikalREKT3 ай бұрын
for boiled one dont use cable TV
@charlesdoe28723 ай бұрын
Where would you even get all these weapons or even before you get killed
@Prey-eq6xo3 ай бұрын
@@charlesdoe2872 Prep time lmfao
@charlesdoe28723 ай бұрын
@@Prey-eq6xo oh your batman but better
@Prey-eq6xo3 ай бұрын
@charlesdoe2872 no just getting stuff off ebay but I think if someone had the equipment they'd probably kill these monsters, tbf
@SS-Bismarck3 ай бұрын
They ain't ready for me to turn the mic on and diss them. "FLAGSHIP WHOLE FLEET OBEY ME, RAW RHYMES I COOK TO TURN THE BOILED ONE TO A STEW FOR HIT' " (I'll keep my hidden talent hidden)
@GhostlyKai-s4iАй бұрын
isnt the "sunny the ytyrannus" one just... being springlocked? oh no EVERYTHINGS FNAF HELP
@IndominusRexShortsАй бұрын
As Owen Grady once said, "Put a gun on a chopper, and smoke that thing!"
@trinstonmichaels70623 ай бұрын
How I survive analog horror Boiled one: my autistic mind will not be able to process what the boiled one is saying. Batman.exe: I don't leave my room and when I do it's during the day. Spiderman: once again I don't leave my room. Surreal brodcast: I hate the woods and would never go to there. Medusa virus: my autistic body doesn't even look at people eyes as for the air I have asthma so I already watch the air for badness. Sunny: the dinosaur would just know I'm useless so would go after someone more important. Stairs in the forest: once again I would not be in the forest. Mad mom: my family is to poor to have one of those. The jello thing: I don't have any jello in my house. In conclusion: yes I would survive all of analog horror monsters because I'm just build different.
@Purely_for_commenting3 ай бұрын
LITTERALLY, built different.
@RIGAUX_3 ай бұрын
“Born to survive” ahh ✋💀💀
@Purely_for_commenting3 ай бұрын
however, sunny, spiderman, batman, and boiled one all attack at all times of day and do not care if you are fodder. they see people as things to torment, and the boiled one doesn't need you to comprehend it, it just takes effect.
@InvertedPolygon3 ай бұрын
this mf built like god
@trinstonmichaels70623 ай бұрын
@@Purely_for_commenting don't matter I still win I'm to stupid to understand what you're saying so I win regardless of your fantasy words.
@tylociraptor81313 ай бұрын
As a tarantula keeper I have to say I WOULD survive the Araneae because I would simply give them juicy hornworms and call them good spoods.
@someguyidk-iq2iz3 ай бұрын
Good spoods is crazy😂
@FalconCattOfficial2 ай бұрын
I read hornworms as hornyworms
@silverdrag0n_2 ай бұрын
the spooder wrangler
@DeezNuts-uk9bd2 ай бұрын
@@FalconCattOfficial FREAKY worms so FREAKY it scares off the araneae
@Ilovetsb_123468 күн бұрын
How id win 1. I’d just chillax with it (I might die regardless) 2. I would be in a different city 3. I would simply not have any beef with it or do crimes 4. Just no, I wouldn’t even go 5. Why is no one talking about just going to mars? 6. Just take out its batteries 7. Be blind, that simple 8. I’m broke, can’t even buy it so what’s the problem? 9. Easily out run it, it doesn’t even have legs Just beat them idk about the first one though, also your vids are great
@justaworthlessman59453 ай бұрын
You can dehydrate the jello and it'll turn into solid, after that you can just stuff it into some storage and just check up on it every once in a while to make sure it's still dehydrated
@Iolita.2 ай бұрын
PUTTING THE JELLO IN A DEHYDRATOR CHALLENGE!
@Be-lo_da_fluff3 ай бұрын
How to survive boiled one Opt 1. Since its already using scp style sci-fi ill do so too, use a anti idea to well.. delete it. Opt 2. Hope its bound to this reality and enter a pocket dimension Opt 3. “Test” if it has a physical form whilst over you with very fast pieces of tungsten
@walnzell9328Ай бұрын
Opt 4. Be Amish.
@double_jumperАй бұрын
0:47 bro really said 🫷
@Jangle-JanglesАй бұрын
💀
@NotFancyAtAll3 ай бұрын
i would survive the boiled one by overdosing on caffeine
@NotFancyAtAll3 ай бұрын
One way or another im not dying to the boiled one
@Ipolitelyaskyoutodie3 ай бұрын
The boiled one seeing his broadcast get cut off by a funky looking probably real probably not real dystopian propaganda guy:
@ryebreadthebread3 ай бұрын
Once again I am so grateful that you explain things so much as someone who can’t watch things with flashing lights, it makes me able to enjoy horror media without having seizures
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
Bro I got a warning. Don't watch tmk
@Purely_for_commenting3 ай бұрын
@@TheFlame_Hawk tmk?
@ryebreadthebread3 ай бұрын
@@Purely_for_commenting too much Kirby
@ryebreadthebread3 ай бұрын
@@TheFlame_Hawk learnt the hard way not to lmao
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
@@ryebreadthebreadoof
@Animations-of-mine2 ай бұрын
If I ever saw the boiled one on one of my devices I would just break the device and then listen to people raging on roblox to make me forget it even happened-
@travelmono25783 ай бұрын
How to defeat the boiled one:get the frozen two to haunt the boiled one
@emanuel5853 ай бұрын
Or get the drowned zero
@vicaiancu59713 ай бұрын
DUb
@MichaelGillan-iw4ol19 сағат бұрын
Or just be blind
@therealowenmcbride3 ай бұрын
The Boiled One: Don’t watch TV The Bat: Live outside of Gotham The Spider: Tell Miguel that he’s an anomaly Araneae: Don’t go in the forest Medusa: Wear a blindfold and gas mask Jurassic Park: Don’t go in the park Stairs in Forest: Same as Araneae The Best Mom: Don’t buy it Lime Jello: Ballistic Missile
@SolubleParrot97763 ай бұрын
Alternative Jurassic Paek solution (for sunny only): pour water on it.
@emanuel5853 ай бұрын
Alternative way to beat jurassic Park you dont need to do anything, just like a shark dinosaurs cant identify humans as food because they are from a completly different enviroment, we would be a invasive species to them, also they lived in a hot age, since they did die to the ice age a bucket of icy water should do the trick
@Glitched_Ghost1Ай бұрын
Jello strats 1:Go to the North Pole 2:hair spray and a lighter 3:big plastic box 📦
@withfam82462 ай бұрын
pretty sure the boiled one can't physically hurt you. he'll just make you go insane.
@MrT-ib4rw3 ай бұрын
Hey it’s me, Goku! Heard you guys were pretty strong 😁
@AspaLeilya2 ай бұрын
The analog horror squad: Ahh, let me introduce you to demonic goku
@MrT-ib4rw2 ай бұрын
@@AspaLeilya Goku: And let me introduce you to shaggy
@AspaLeilya2 ай бұрын
@@MrT-ib4rw plot twist, there's also demonic shaggy, yea, the list will continue non stop, it's like playing dnd with a 5 year old kid who never wanna lose
@MrT-ib4rw2 ай бұрын
@@AspaLeilya I like your challenge grumpy guy 👍🏿
@Frogking3902 ай бұрын
@@MrT-ib4rwlol
@gapho51983 ай бұрын
I'd survive the Batman, just move out of Gotham.
@Capital_snack693 ай бұрын
Lol try
@RandomYnontheinternet3 ай бұрын
@@Capital_snack69he does not come out at day
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
@@Capital_snack69ok, *drives away the instant they mention him as with me having no relation to him, it's unlikely he'll immediately go for me specifically
@Ipolitelyaskyoutodie3 ай бұрын
For the Batman, one simple solution, Chemical Warfare.
@Otherface3 ай бұрын
First of all, who the fuck wants to live in Gotham to begin with?!
@TheRealAmericanMan2 ай бұрын
2:30 is just my wife yapping every night at midnight
@fangworl51703 ай бұрын
The Bat: "I ain't gonna sugarcoat it..." ○□□□□□□□□□□□
@karbythekirby_ytАй бұрын
Just send out predators of an average bat
@shrubberyenjoyer22783 ай бұрын
The world isnt ready for my thoughts on the boiled one
@Epikcreator_mecookandgame2 ай бұрын
The Boiled One will be The Cooked One when he enters my incognito tab
@Berserker513 ай бұрын
I used to be genuinely scared of The Boiled One. What helped me through my fear was my little plan for if something like him did paralyze me for the rest of my days. I'd simply stare back at him, knowing that when the day comes and my time is inevitably up, I would seek him out as whatever spiritual form I'd end up taking and simply stalk him for the rest of eternity, serving as a grave reminder that when you hurt someone, you're likely to have that same pain, if not worse, cast upon you later down the line. Not only would I stare back, but I'd somehow communicate to him that I'm secretly smiling and content in knowing his days of peace of mind are now numbered.
@When_the23 ай бұрын
Alr to sum this comment up: oogly boogly gets u stare at oogly boogly so oogly boogly feel paranoia thus u haunt oogly boogly for all life
@OGkonez3 ай бұрын
Boiled one don't care bro he gonna spook you again so bad that you run away LOL
@spadeboi40553 ай бұрын
I'd just imagine if instead of The Boiled One, it was The Freaky One and it got freaky. Hopefully it sees my thoughts.
@When_the23 ай бұрын
@@spadeboi4055 no emoji can show my discomfort
@shadowslayer29293 ай бұрын
@@spadeboi4055you're legitimately thinking what's that mouth do? Aren't you?
@tigrex27003 ай бұрын
The thing is. It depends on how each person perceives it. People with different mentalities and different experiences might come up with a way to survive some analog horror creatures because of how our instincts for survival work. Even if it's something not very humane, a person can come up with a way to survive some of those.
@bendyboy82492 ай бұрын
BROOO WHY DIDN’T HE DO THE ONIGIRI CAT HAPPY CHILD! It’s like a if an alternate could physically assault you.
@samsteron11023 ай бұрын
Did this with the previous video, I'm doing this one too How I would survive (or not) these analog horror entities: 1- The Boiled One: No comment, pretty much cooked. Unless you have a Bible or you have fast reflexes and good hiding spots, you aren't surviving because it will NEVER leave. 2- The Bat: As long as I don't move into this version of Gotham, I should be fine. But if I do, I better not be stupid or else I'm being turned into a Robin. 3- The Spider: Holy shit, that's a human spider on my analog horror anylsis video. Anyway, If I'm not stupid and don't do any crime, I'm fine (unless he targets innocents too) 4- The Aranae (Surreal Broadcast): These things are massive spiders. Basically don't get bit. But if you have common sense, just stay indoors are listen to instructions. 5- The Medusa Virus (Stone Cold): Two words: I'M FUCKED. No matter if I tear my eyeballs out, or wear a mask, this world is doomed in every way possible. Food can be infected so I'd say I would rather end the pain than suffer more. 6- Jurrsasic Park Anomaly - 705 (Sunny): Bro, it's a robot. Just use water. 7- Stairs in Forest: Don't know about this one, since I really can't get close. Just grab an RPG, get far away and blow it up. GG. 8- Best Mom: Just don't buy it. But if your stupid enough to buy one, just use water. It's just an android. 9- Lime Jello: I'd try to burn or freeze it, but it seems unlikely. Me personally, I wouldn't buy it, I was never a big jelly fan. Thanks for reading this.
@milankapapp1870Ай бұрын
good strats for all of them. Honestly for the stairs in the forest i woulkd just pretend it doesnt exist.
@gatoloco39493 ай бұрын
The medusa virus sounds very similar to that one creepypasta, thats also about a virus that spreads through eye contact. I think the story is called "We found a strange virus".
@SpookyShadyGemlin26 күн бұрын
Me forgetting about the Boiled Man within 10 minutes (what memory of your face): And as for the lime Jello... 🎶Come on, kids! Let's squirt that gelatin monster!🎶
@jackmacksack73193 ай бұрын
2:00 with the power of God and friendship, Nah I'd Win.
@ConfusionMaster8313 ай бұрын
Fax
@magolor-v8zАй бұрын
Yup, we just need kirby
@Brendanowl3 ай бұрын
Random analogue horror creature: you cant kill me. Me: i know, but he can. *insert strong character from fiction here*
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
Grabs The Moon God from Nixonverse of Monument Mythos (he is a literal divine reality warper)
@Fish_TheFish3 ай бұрын
Hey it’s me goku!
@Brendanowl3 ай бұрын
@@Fish_TheFish mortimer mouse from the meme 6 months ago*
@Yabadabado6163 ай бұрын
Uncle grandpa: GOOD MORNING
@Brendanowl3 ай бұрын
@@Yabadabado616 curious George
@user-dg7fi5ut3g2 ай бұрын
"oh this is a demon that i assure you would kill you and it gets in your head when you see it on a electronic device" "now lets see a video of it"
@cherrymuncher3 ай бұрын
i think you should do a video about "creepypasta characters you wouldn't survive against."
@retroskeleton8913 ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure surviving the jello commercial entity is easy to survive against, you just gotta eat the jello. In the commercial there already some packaged jello so if I just eat that then the entity probably won’t drown me in jello.
@TigerRaptor92812 ай бұрын
When that one homie who always mans up when playing horror games and walks right up to the monster it’s fighting any of these analog horror entities. (Every one tells the crowd to let him cook)
@MordecaiTheLazy3 ай бұрын
Medusa virus gave me a thing that popped up in my mind where I knew that I watched a Percy Jackson movie where he took a glass shard and looked at his behind where the Medusa was, which he can’t turn to stone, I also watched the new Chip and Dale movie where I also saw a clay villain who can shapeshifter his entire body into anything, the only way he can be beaten is using a fire extinguisher or fire itself which also beats the green lime jello monster.
@sunwukong7983 ай бұрын
"A simple Nah I'd Win won't DISMANTLE" I see what you did there, amazing! WHAHHAHAHAHAH.
@18rocksthegames783 ай бұрын
:(((( nah id win got dismantled 😢😢😢😢
@Tommy_20152 ай бұрын
How to survive boiled one: Step 1: put on blindfold Step 2: put on headphone
@Kain12023 ай бұрын
Unfortunately for these things, I can just tap into the power of the indomitable human spirit. They don't stand a chance.
@North_Red_Dark_Academia3 ай бұрын
I don't think human adrenaline stops super natural phenomenons.
@Kain12023 ай бұрын
@@North_Red_Dark_Academia That's how losers think.
@Jack-mk7yy3 ай бұрын
Fr
@North_Red_Dark_Academia3 ай бұрын
@@Kain1202 So you think the same?
@Kain12023 ай бұрын
@@North_Red_Dark_Academia Nah, couldn't be me. My willpower would simply overcome the obstacle.
@obtainibleslayer58753 ай бұрын
You can survive the boiled one but paralyzed but amnestic agents could potentially reverse the effects by making you never having seen it.
@theplaguedocta3 ай бұрын
I mean, do amnesic agents that are strong enough to do that exist? We don't have any amnesic agents on the level of the SCP foundation that can just completely wipe out the targeted memories.
@etharrrrr19 сағат бұрын
Id just get more sleep if the boiled one attacks me
@missmadhousse3 ай бұрын
man i think id call my friend kevin to handle these baffoons
@leonardogrinstein40353 ай бұрын
Kevin, The One Above All, would do anything for his bros
@ZIMOU20143 ай бұрын
id call up poopoo man if i were you
@SansINess533 ай бұрын
Ha to survive batman. All I need to do is say that my parents are dead. And then he would adopt me.
@connor_hoxton_petrenko57453 ай бұрын
I don’t think that’s a great fate, considering what he does to the Robin’s of the Batman series
@SansINess533 ай бұрын
@@connor_hoxton_petrenko5745 that's because the robin in that universe called the bat a lunatic.
@improbablyfur3 ай бұрын
what if he only picks people with two fathers only?
@SansINess533 ай бұрын
@@improbablyfur stupid.
@cookiebro22492 ай бұрын
The boiled one: its all in your head so you best know ima cook him up in my dreams and i could survive but id be in a coma so (you could also start reading the bible every day or sum) The bat: im cooked😂 BUT i just won't live in gotham. It's easy i win, right? I would move out so fast gang The spider: never heard of this one tbh. Im just... a normal 9 to 5 working dude, i win Broadcast: i dont know this either. Here me out guys... just dont go to the forest, i was going on vacation there but, oh no! Something came up and i didnt go, i win. Also, lets watch this spider survive a high powered rifle. Im bite? Cut the arm off. Keep. Running. Virus: erm... just... dont look at anyone, be blind, cut your eyes out before anything happens, now that youve done that, live underground, or just dont cut your eyes out and live underground in a bunker, fish farm dawg, "this too easy man!" Oh yeah, air purification everywhere in the bunker. D-dinos?: what the actual f and i doing against this shiii? "Nah id shoot it with a rocket" also smash next question. (Why are their so many scary story dawg?) Stairs: ok bet uhm... wait idk well oh yeah! Dont go into forests! Wow! Also their is a chance that only evil people are killed and others are sent to heaven right? Seemsa like a very religious entity, im a good guy dawg. The best mom: mommy? Eat me please i beg! But yeah if i was the kid id just leave the house or id convince my parants to not buy this distusting thing, not comercial: dawg im eating it watch in learn, and also just dont hit it because then it cant expand, i can also easily just run away, lock it in a home, box, anything. My case is clear and also... "nah, i'd win"
@Flintgamingandmemes2 ай бұрын
Yes
@Bobbiejoinscore3 ай бұрын
How to survive all of these Boiled one: don’t watch it bro Batman: don’t live there The spider: become a spider as well and become besties S.B: don’t go there M.V: close yo eyes, gas mask, sound canceling headphones, indoor farm and livestock J.P.A: nuke Stairs: stay out of the forest The BEST MOM: stay with parents no matter what Lime jello: *E A T*
@PCX53013 ай бұрын
I feel like TMIS(The Man in the suit) should have been included in this vid, since The Man in the suit is imposible to survive, since he tanked on nuclear bomb with no damage at all, he can regenerate at the speed of Godzilla in minus one, he has acid blood breath that can disintegrate metal and human skin. Also when he got shot by a shotgun, he regenerated aswell in under secons or minutes.
@mayravelarde22472 ай бұрын
“Free my bro” Bro:
@The_Mob_Infusion3 ай бұрын
Prime Eddy Hall + Prime Mike Tyson vs Sunny = The battle of the titans
@sanspentuk18693 ай бұрын
Dude, I will become a Riddler in "The Bat" Gotham. The deadly joke one, where Enigma said "Fuck it" and start to do no riddle-remaining crime.
@TheAutism_Man2 ай бұрын
2:06 lol I got to see the live show 😂😂😂
@Shaggygoatdog3 күн бұрын
Are you shure budds
@joej98123 ай бұрын
Boiled one wouldn't beat the allegations I post on twitter
@foxfire75493 ай бұрын
16:05 have you ever heard of an emp?
@brboi3 ай бұрын
Along with the ultimate IMPACT GRENADE, it is not walking away
@Reaper-J1293 ай бұрын
Do you know how to make one? Didn't think so...
@brboi3 ай бұрын
@@Reaper-J129 We don’t know how to make one BUT the government would probably get involved, and they have said electromagnetic pulse grenade
@existing3033 ай бұрын
Activate infinity or just use max stat tech dodge like a normal person
@NaimChowdhury-fp7ir2 ай бұрын
How would you get it without sunny knowing tho?💀
@GreenEy32 ай бұрын
You could survive Batman if you just don’t live in Gotham? You could also try evacuating before he manages to get to you.
@HellnawNaw-zq2jx3 ай бұрын
They can't kill me if I do it first.
@theheller65733 ай бұрын
problem is: they WILL do it first
@Purely_for_commenting3 ай бұрын
@@theheller6573 yeah, unless ur in mandela, because they litterally choose not to kill you, they just drive you to suicide
@HellnawNaw-zq2jx3 ай бұрын
@@theheller6573 Who's faster: a demon or a bullet?
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
@@HellnawNaw-zq2jxme
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
@@theheller6573Only Sunny and the Bat are fast enough to do it most likely.
@davidwalker79713 ай бұрын
The medusa virus kills in 8 minutes, so the virus would just wipe itself out when you sleep 😂
@Ploant3 ай бұрын
U Forgot something
@Blixzadred2 ай бұрын
Nah give me a bottle of spider killing spray and spidermans gone.
@doppios_phone39253 ай бұрын
The boiled one when I close my eyes and ears and say “lalalalala I can’t hear you, lalalalala I can’t see you.”
@TweakJo3 ай бұрын
“I can’t see you, you can’t see me” i say while putting my hands on my face
@soarin643 ай бұрын
@@TweakJo you can''t since you can't move your mouth or hands
@Casual_Silverthehedgehog3 ай бұрын
For the Jurassic Park one . . . Bring a grenade, because when I get inside it, I pull the pin and there it goes. yes, I may die either way but at least we can destroy it. and I don't think it can crawl through vents lol
@emanuel5853 ай бұрын
Dont forget they died by ice age, just cast ice-shock- bucket
@Tottally-real-demoman2 ай бұрын
Oh there gonna have to glue him back together, IN HELL!
@CofaMakesVideos2 ай бұрын
@@emanuel585 Dinosaurs didn't die by the ice age, you have to hit them with a metor
@trendhopper64472 ай бұрын
Here is how to kill GREEN JELLO While it is still in it's small form grab it and flush it down the toilet; and if that doesnt work get away and go to the nearst National-Guard.
@HunterAlastor3 ай бұрын
The possibility survival against the entities The bat-> don’t go to Gotham City it’s a chaotic place. The spider -> never any circumstances visit lady liberty. Surreal spiders-> go to the in the morning never go in forest and leave at the afternoon. The boiled one-> don’t watch tv Sunny-> bruh I’m dead if he spots me because Sunny is too smart The stairs in the forest-> just ignore it though up to the creator if looking away counters it The best mom-> if you’re a child then just behave if adult then you’re safe her main priority are children The jello-> just eat it before it gets too big if possibly edible The Medusa virus-> it a world ending plague so💀
@Damian-cilr23 ай бұрын
Sunny:buy an rpg or landmines if legal A robot is vulnerable to explosives Still good luck predicting when it appears so you're probably fucked if it spots you if you hadn't got either of those
@joebolt42053 ай бұрын
@@Damian-cilr2How are you gonna buy explosives tho?
@TheFlame_Hawk3 ай бұрын
@@joebolt4205North Korea or Iraq
@charizards20093 ай бұрын
Sunny is a yuttaranus. One thing you don't want to do is to expect going in a straight line. He might be as smart as a human, but the question is, how much does he use his brain and question things. It's intelligence will play a more important role, as you literally have some people who can literally predict almost every move someone does.
@HunterAlastor3 ай бұрын
@@charizards2009 though the better question where is he at in the world because this is my first time seeing him.
@sawtist2 ай бұрын
nah i’d survive the boiled one, that shit’s just average pennsylvania activity
@PatriaWilliams-h3n3 ай бұрын
2:18 nah I’d stay awake
@ChristopherJames-W2 ай бұрын
You would eventually die after lack of sleep
@Phantom-pst2 ай бұрын
nah id win 1. nah id not watch 2. nah id run away 3. nah id have a flamethrower 4. nah id not go 5. nah id go blind 6. nah id not buy sonny 7. nah id have self control 8. nah id have a shotgun 9. nah id become satoru gojo
@SkylarBennett-xd9ps2 ай бұрын
One thing:You could survive the bat by just not living in Gotham and B)hes not really an entinty, just an insane human Keep up the good work!
@samantha079953 ай бұрын
Da fuck you mean "I can't survive the boiled one". what if just dont watch the thing. What if i dont use my TV, like it aint that hard