Crendor Selects: No Hope

[@crendor]

I hand pick these games fresh off the assembly line from the game factory

[@howardhavardramberg333]

Last time you selected games we ended up with the fever dream adventure of a cocaine-addled madman chasing an interdimensional bear. This can *only* promise greatness now.

[@JSilverMoonC]

As a brazilian, really happy you got this one Also as a brazilian, this game is fun with the details lmao

[@littlejerry4957]

Greatest news of the day

[@camloch]

I've been waiting for this ever since you picked those three (chef's kiss) *gems* of cheap horror games. This is exciting.

[@johnwelsh872]

Love your initiative, always getting these games to the squad even before they've been spell-checked.

[@AirdorfGames]

Collab? Hang out? With the Scary Games Squad? M-m-me? 😮😭

[@bernardomedeiros6697]

Brazilian here with a few translations: "Deus é fiel" is God is faithful is a common frase (like in god we trust) "Foco eh o golpe" is focus is the coop (i have no idea if this really is a political thing but every politician here cries coup for anything) "Fogo de chão" is fire on the floor, named after the traditional suthern barbeque where you dig a hole, set fire to it and stick a pole where you have impaled a rack of ribs

[@bernardomedeiros6697]

"O crime eh nois" is "Da Crime iz uz"

[@gr0inhernia]

I think golpe means strike or blow in the context. Like your Focus is your blow against something... Dunno

[@bernardomedeiros6697]

@@gr0inhernia yes

[@evilbob840]

I had to look up "golpe" because a "coop" is a house for chickens, and that seemed a little strange. You meant "coup" which is a political takeover (and is pronounced like "koo").

[@Rjcanuck18]

I can’t wait till this escalates to the point where Crendor just makes his own “horror” game for SGS to play

[@HappyPotat]

No Hope is when the Bus Driver was actually a figment of Crendor's imagination all along.

[@Deolrin]

🤣

[@KassiteriteVT]

Quick theory: Victor was drinking some of Simon's Homebrew, and now he's having a vivid nightmare about the apocalypse.

[@zaxonite2991]

Classic

[@Talausia]

I forgot how much I loved that ending song.

[@IIFrozenFlame]

Hahah top 10 goated tracks for sure.

[@elias306]

You’ve seen them play Little Hope, now get ready for No Hope

[@dirkstriderg234]

i want the 3rd game: some hope

[@TrisStrudel]

Still better than Little Hope.

[@tzuyd]

Crypt Keeper Crendor : "Greetings, boils and ghouls" said in the most monotone, effortless way possible

[@guhrizzlybaire]

“What are your offensive abilities here” Jirard: does the voice

[@johnwelsh872]

Gotta love when the boys are together. Also gotta love when Crendor picks games that have great dialogue: "Don't you know what's happening? Were you alseep? Anyway...people are all killing each other."

[@AFKburrito]

The scariest part of the game was when Jesse hit "new game"

[@PFloydWall]

Thank you for playing games together and recording it and showing us.

[@facetats2103]

I love that this ended with that saints row 3 rap from a trillion years ago.

[@dennisl9176]

That was everything I wanted and more, especially the outro

[@FidgetThePepperTheGhost]

As the sage Jason Mraz once said "Heck is for the people not believin' in Gosh"

[@Sasonach]

11:19 “Do these guys have loot?” 😂 Never change Jesse!

[@lv.2073]

11:18

[@Sasonach]

@@lv.2073 lol, thanks, I always forget how to timestamp properly!

[@MRDLT00]

38:52 That Bus driver bit will never stop being funny. XD

[@gloriagomez4041]

IVE BEEN WAITING AHH whenever I see a SGS pop up I immediately call up my mom so we can watch together!

[@hagelslag9312]

SGS is the main thing I watch Jesse for. The guys are so much fun together

[@hillkillr]

I wish my mom was that cool. I don't even think she knows what youtube is.

[@chuchu9649]

that’s so precious

[@HarlequinHeart16]

That's the cutest thing I've ever heard 🥺

[@guhrizzlybaire]

This is so sweet, I hope I can still enjoy stuff with my daughter as we get older :’)

[@hawkeyeplerce5238]

Wow, that end song is fantastic

[@tinybee7780]

Another SGS with Crendor? This is definitely gonna be good.

[@bruceluiz]

We must not enter the neighbours apartment. That is the style of Brazil, our most sacred rule after having "Heynbulgers"

[@misaelnavarrete8031]

Sick the boys are back!! Also I'd love a crendor special guest with the squad some day

[@fluxgoodra9034]

I mean they did a couple years ago with the first Crendor picks

[@typewritermonkey8163]

I enjoy Crendor’s non-content content

[@misaelnavarrete8031]

I had no ideia they did a while back, would love it if it happened again then

[@yanderespecialist7142]

@@misaelnavarrete8031 Honestly same but you gotta take what you can get... gotta take what you can get

[@shoken4421]

Ahh im glad the guys are back. I seriously needed this.

[@RandomLoverOfNoodles]

"This is KZbin. If you're gone for 2 weeks, you never existed." Damn, I missed you guys.

[@mabman3235]

"Try opening the door which you wish was closed" sounds epic out of context.

[@estebanvelazquez353]

what a throwback on that outro man. those videos were when i was sold on the idea of cox n crendor

[@Desasterific]

wow I didn't realize that this game was situated in Italy, but it has to be so, because of course you wouldn't be using Italian accents otherwise

[@Baleur]

0:10 _"YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIE BAAYYYBEYYYY"_ no? Nobody? Okay then :( We're just gonna go like, through all of 2021 without making that reference anymore? Ok.. fine... see if i care... *starts sobbing*

[@johnoneil9188]

Those don´t look like tank controls, they look like hovercraft controls. The best one is still the game in the hospital with the umutsusluk meter.

[@MCOmegaX123]

The what? I feel like I missed something somewhere.

[@davidmontminy1654]

@@MCOmegaX123 I think, that he is talking about one of the other game that SGC play on the other Crendor episode

[@ImpDraPalMod]

Are you a basin?

[@dndinpodcast7234]

I love you guys! Haven't forgotten you all!

[@gorillaprutt]

as a swede Alex does NOT personally know; absolutely come to sweden, explore some haunted places here and have some Ikea foods!

[@alfredkabatay656]

That Outro Music is amazing!

[@bagrym]

Scary Games Squad featuring THE Crendor?! Sign me uuuup!

[@Robert20124]

Wait Jesse gets to fight his long time nemesis Poop Butt at 25:27 glorious it is

[@ThatPsdude]

Honestly this game wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be. Some of the camera angles and music were good. A little more polish and it'd be a decent game

[@christinam9182]

Yay more SGS! I needed something to watch.

[@MrWhite-bp6hc]

3:36 gave me a flashback to my Christian middle school were we would sing that song

[@katewackerle]

You know you're in for a treat when the words 'emotional purgatory' are uttered in the first 20 seconds. Thank you, gentlemen.

[@Pinkybear12]

I just wanna say.. I love you guys!! I think y’all are amazing!!

[@NavidSensei]

my gosh, Jesse screaming in the end. perfection.

[@M00SHTY]

This might be one of my favourite sgs episodes ever

[@zupasha]

"It's locked because of my morals." lmao XD

[@Balladefrede1]

Finally another Crendor Selects! Awesome!

[@Karimsama]

I'm Brazilian and the Fogo de Chão conversation is triggering me so bad XD It means Ground Fire. It's a Churrascaria, means it's a Brazilian BBQ place. Hope it helps.

[@downrightdreaming_5630]

Damn these ascents are killing me. Be it major games or very small games Ive never heard of I’ll always check out the best Squad ever.

[@downward412]

I'm so happy we get another crendor pick. The last one is my go to cheer up video

[@megstubing]

If you're still looking for some short bite games, I highly recommend the Squad plays Love, Sam and Blank Frame. Two short game experiences I REALLY enjoyed and I think you would have fun with!

[@MASigma]

Yay, here within the first hour! Also, hope to see u get to 1 million subscribers by the end of the year Jesse

[@WilThaGTKT]

I have long awaited another SGS: Crendor Picks edition the first was AMAZING.

[@user__214]

Can't wait to see you guys live with Carlos Santana~~

[@onescenewonder8904]

Picked by crendor, that's great, wonderful....! Wheres his guest spot tho???

[@gr0inhernia]

I dont know If someone Said that already, but "G" means generic medicine. Like, in Brazil you have the option of a cheaper medicine that has the same chemical composition but you dont pay for the brand. An anti-Shkreli law, so to speak.

[@judylandis9204]

Always glad to hear from you !!!!!

[@lukesmith8419]

That end credit song 👌👌 glad you brought it back

[@SherioCheers]

One Day I hope that you guys find a way to do Phasmophobia. You guys would do such a great job.

[@aqua-b7r]

i was JUST rewatching the first vid a few days ago after I’d watched all the sgs there was wishing there was more... on the verge of tears

[@SimplyConeh]

Gotta love the collective woahs and oohs for a blue world marker.

[@Chopskee9119]

There are few portents of disaster like Crendor picking games for SGS. My body is ready!

[@mirusasaki]

SGS feat. Crendor's picks is always fun to watch.

[@ZeKyra]

I would love to see the guys play the magnificent game that is "I have no mouth, and I must scream."

[@Hollypaaw]

Jesse played it with Octo a while back!

[@ImpDraPalMod]

Early for the squad!!! Just got vaxed and ate a pizza. Have fun.

[@nixipixi8945]

43:03 Holy shit Alex, that was an amazing impression nlg.

[@andreasbjerrepetersen1193]

I know the lines through the o's in the title are just there for aesthetics, but the pronunciation of Nø Høpe is VERY different from No Hope.

[@caspianberggren4195]

Nö höpe

[@SoggyMicrowaveNugget]

"I have no IᗪEIᗩ" 😂

[@Caraline]

YES to the Cop Priest/Priest Cop tshirt collab with Airdorf. Gimme!

[@jimjam7928]

Absolutely devastated by the fact that Crendor being present isn't actually an aspect of "Crendor Selects".

[@Terrakinetic]

16:00 You know how you can answer that question? Multiplayer Mayhem.

[@Uldihaa]

It literally said "ideia" and now I HAVE to see more of this game.

[@youmaybebusy]

Oh boy, that credits song gave me flashbacks. Guess I need to rewatch some Saints Row.

[@somebody.oncetoldme.3516]

man, i've got alot of content to catch up on. I've missed jesse and the bois

[@flazh773]

i love when games, movies and etc house ø instead of o in titles because when you read them in danish they are some super weird titler that does not make sense

[@GendoRokabundi]

"I'm glad this door is locked" "I don't know where I need to go with this key"

[@Alamar1]

20 seconds in and Davis is talking "emotional purgatory" :D

[@EJsGameplay]

11:34 "This is like Brazilian Resident Evil 2" "That is terrible"

[@j.r.huffnstuff3549]

Silent hill 4 waiting room... Oh, I'm still gonna watch this. This shit's like crack, you couldn't stop me from watching.

[@DimitrisPao92]

There should be a limit to chaos. But I'm glad that there isn't.

[@MCOmegaX123]

"Gronchald is like a cool Muppet" - Ud... You guys already forget about Groncho? Hello? Toomgis?

[@mamaliege2461]

My God, its funny watching you, guys, trying to speak portuguese! Chrisler e noas! I died lol

[@stephenwomack8882]

I've been watching this channel since it was OMFGCata, and I've never enjoyed any series like I have SGS. Tbh I even enjoyed the F.3.A.R playthrough, Jesse and Co. make for such a good crew to watch scary games with. And we have Jirard to keep us sane with his Completionist prowess.

[@TheSamuelCish]

Thank god. I needed my fix. I was about to shrivel up.

[@kekohokko7213]

13:53 Wonder whether he was citing Coleridge or Iron Maiden.

[@leomar8577]

Congratulations for SGS Live! I'm sad I can't attend this one but I'm going to be the first to reserve the next one!!

[@SusCalvin]

This is genuine Europe voice acting.

[@EWRPVM]

Speaking of airdorf, is there any word of faith 3 or the console ports? REALLY looking forward to that!

[@juliakovacs4885]

I'm wondering if that room full of shelves was supposed to be cubicles for urns

[@busybard]

"Anyway, most people are already dead or killing other people." Ah, the video game version of "It was a dark and stormy night..."

[@IceCrystalWolf]

Oh it's been so long since the first "Crendor selects a weird ass game" and oh boy I can't wait to watch this one. If it is anything like the previous one we are in for a treat!

[@loglog7]

The book of death and crime... The Crimeoire!

[@John-Cullen18]

Damn you Jesse, I spit my drink all over my phone at the “I have no ideia” part

[@GreatGospel97]

Guys I’m so happy you’re back but pls 😭 how can I get the merch if I’m not there?!

[@Deathmckilly2]

Oh thank god you guys aren’t dead.

[@hillkillr]

I still have "yabasin" stuck in my head from the last time Crendor did SGS...

[@connormcpherson8110]

Tries to search the game on youtube to see how it ends then realise nobody else is weird enough to play this game.

[@crazyking3211]

First minuet and they are already contemplating if there audience thinks they where dead or not, I missed this.

[@josephparks7628]

SCARYYYYYY GAAAAME SQQQUUUUAAAAAAAADDDD!!!!!!!! THE SCARY BOYS ARE BACK BABY!!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!

[@Sparks.Ignite]

"This game is about getting out of IKEA" 😂

[@Barbyng]

omg yes!!! they're not dead!!!!!

[@luizasimoes2700]

SCARY GAME SQUAD IZ NOOOOIS

[@ThroneOfBhaal]

I'd love to go to the live show. It's a long walk from Australia though... :(