Snow: The Last Gnar - Part 1

HEY LETS CARVE SOME GNARLY POWDER EY?
Check out the last video here: • Viscera Cleanup Detail...
Snow is a super accurate skiing game with lots of gnarly tricks and cool bros. Part 2 coming next week!
Edited by Neocranium:
/ neocranium
The Skii Squad:
Criken - White Text
Bedbananas - Blue Text ( / bedbananas )
Zyke - Yellow Text ( / zykeboy )
Buck - Red Text ( / bucklington )
Shayne Hawke - Green Text ( / shaynehawke )
Music at the end composed by: / snahkay
Twitter:
/ crikmaster

[@birgirpall]

The rare ski-ngularity, caught on VHS tape. Spooky.

[@CausticFoil]

+BirgirPall Still not a molecule though.

[@RobloxLevelDude]

+BirgirPall I prefer singulari-ski

[@maxvitek1764]

french, but hot

[@JohnyScissors]

+BirgirPall They passed the Gnar Horizon

[@nahnah9521]

+BirgirPall I KNEW YOUD BE HERE

[@wilfholyoak7093]

"I'm a natural born" you know who says that? A goddamn synth

[@DEDomain]

Listen carefully. I. AM NOT. A SYNTH. I am the same flesh and blood boy that grew up in these streets.

[@50shadesofmycow]

@@DEDomain shut up mc donough

[@AngriestGinger]

It`s like its not possible for Criken to end any of his videos on a non terrifying note.

[@Criken]

+Ginger games are scary man

[@EstelleFGC]

+Criken2 only if you play them. i bet you 100% that you could make barbies play house scary BRO.

[@justine.3576]

+Criken2 You would make doggo simulator into a horror story.

[@Swagodactyll]

+Criken2 Just gotta take em nice and pizza and everything will be a okay, eh.

[@TheRealHusk]

+Ginger wow, too sexy icon.

[@OckhamAsylum]

I've never been on a ski trip, so I'm curious: Are they supposed to end with everybody plunging into the boundless, cosmic depths of infinity and truth far beyond human comprehension where time and space cease to matter and the universe begins and ends all at once forever and ever after that? If so, I may have to squeeze one into the schedule.

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

No, you just Ski down the mountain until you reach the entrance to hell, then you fight Cthulhu while riding a pair of tennis rackets firing cats cars and dogs into his eyes with a rainbow bazooka.

[@ChrisNinjaEagle]

Then you drink hot cocoa.

[@Tool__]

What pepsi cola said

[@solar_silver3197]

Yes

[@TheDragonsRose]

yeah sometimes.

[@suggestions8]

You all combined to become Gnarlathotep, skiiety of chaos

[@kuranox2922]

I know this is five years old, but THIS COMMENT IS BRILLIANT.

[@stovepipe6115]

2001: A Snow Odyssey

[@tehcasualties]

+Stovepipe ;)

[@microusb118]

Fallout: nuclear odyssey

[@Sionixca]

+Casualties OMIGOD CASUALTIESSOSSSOSSO

[@joshuaburnett7643]

It's full of snow!

[@TooCooFoYou]

*2001: A Gnar Odyssey Fixed it for you.

[@skakoanscarecrow9830]

You folks have a knack for turning silly fun times into something truly horrifying by the end.

[@dexterkun4307]

Criken and the boys: ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)

[@goosemcloose1654]

skiing without a helmet? thats what i call livin like larry!

[@adeliciousburrito5141]

+Goose McLoose YES

[@aaronkanala409]

Oh yap! I got my eyes trained on dat butt!

[@SkyNinja759]

+Aaron Kanala It's like he's wearing NOTHIN' AT ALL...

[@TheCptCoy]

Remember, if you french fry when you want to pizza, you're going to have a BAD TIME.

[@fairdot]

the gnar continues, even though this is the last gnar?

[@Criken]

+Nick Cannon its post modern gnar

[@daks5122]

+Criken2 Modern Gnarfare.

[@overloard73able]

+Criken2 the next one should be "LY the sequel"

[@drakejellison7368]

+Nick Cannon Blue Shell simulator 2016

[@torchman43officialchannel93]

+Criken2 why the fuck don't you have 1M what the fuck is wrong with the Internet?

[@MoaRider]

Is this what the fabled Canada is like?

[@XblackopsX100]

+Slavesforsale1 Mostly, except there are a lot more polar bears and usually our igloos are situated along the runs, since all Canadian cities are centered around ski hills.

[@Throrface]

+Slavesforsale1 This is exactly what Canada is like. It's basically a Canada Simulator.

[@TheoLcr]

+Slavesforsale1 Without the maple syrup

[@marcusmcc5850]

+John Lemon Just imagine this is Australia, then you get our wake up routine

[@emmae2002]

Just about eh just with a little more syrup and a lot more sorrys

[@ha10dud3]

They fused together. They became one in a beautiful union of the flesh, bone, meat, and soul. Some may consider this creature, demented, disturbing, twisted, sickening. But they can not see, what I can see. I see a creature knitted by the void herself. The void, the empty mother that brings us all together as one. That is what we are seeing here. We are seeing people who love each other being made into one! It is beautiful! Not bad! Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful! Let us rejoice, friends. Let us apologize for our misguided disgust towards this ritual. And now beg for it. Beg for us to be united as one! United in flesh, bone, meat, blood, organs, minds, SOUL! We can be one, all of us together can be one together! Pray to her friends! Pray to the void mother!

[@DavidJDiehl]

I'm surprised you didn't get a copyright claim for using footage from Interstellar.

[@galacticheroman]

You are now entering an entirely new dimension. A dimension of Jumps. A dimension of Speed. A dimension of Snow as far as the eye can see. Here, you may think everything is perfectly normal...yet suddenly, that little delusion you call reality crumbles around you, leaving you stranded in this new world. This world is known as: "The Gnarlight Zone".

[@Evanz111]

It's like Skate except you don't have wheels.

[@shibalogic5269]

+Evanz111 yup, for those that think there is a difference, when you beef it you still get your shit destroy when you land badly lol

[@NoAndNo]

+Evanz111 It's like Skyrim with skis.

[@PootieWienerfish]

skate with better physics really

[@callumwhitecross1630]

+Evanz111 It's like skate, without the skate

[@Syuurp]

They're not wheels... They're called bearings

[@ryanbecker6713]

𝓟𝓲𝔃𝔃𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝔀𝓪𝔂

[@chelitopower]

+Ryan Becker *livebypizza.mp3*

[@turingsghost]

+Ryan Becker HOW THE FUCK

[@TescoValueMemes369]

Terrorists your game is through...

[@TheAmazingchickens]

+Ryan Becker FLY! FLY! PIZZA DIE!

[@cheezandtoast]

+Ryan Becker French fry for lyfe

[@slothsong080]

Pizza mode is my new daily schedule.

[@Morgan02]

😂😂😂 your pic

[@lelenny4522]

+Tony Gregory hey sexy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@slothsong080]

Le Lenny hello

[@lelenny4522]

Tony Gregory why hi there

[@channelchannelchannelchannel]

Tony Gregory pizza is love pizza is life

[@thesarkive7746]

Ssx at its finest, they made sure to get the right amount of crunch in this one.

[@OneTimeFails]

how can it be part one if its the LAST gnar? Can science explain that, ATHIESTS? Checkmate!

[@gravelessomega7951]

Are you claiming to have found proof of God in a Criken video? What are you on, exactly?

[@lwutx3]

+EmptySpace94 it will all be clear soon my son

[@OneTimeFails]

The Red Suited Skiier clearly ascended into God-hood, you filthy Heretic! FOR HE HATH CONSUMED THINE FLESH, AND BECAME WHOLE WITH THE ABOVE AND BELOW!

[@thedarkknight1209]

+EmptySpace94 the joke flew right by your head didn't it

[@AlphaHawkP]

+Wilsons wagon Like a Gnar Bro pizza'ing over head.

[@strawby]

Ive rewatched this way too many times by now, but i just keep finding myself back here. Its beautiful, a real masterpiece. Ski on, bros

[@user-ec4fm6uq8d]

That last minute is like a whole different game.

[@shayneHawke]

Bro, this vid was so Gnar! I saw some real sick shred happening, and that pizza action was nasty, bro!

[@connor4wilson]

Honestly this game is really fun and I cannot wait for it to release. It's the next super fun skateboarding game in disguise as a skiing game.

[@bloodraven432]

They say that those who climb up the mountain, are doomed to never ski back down it.

[@JJ-Trick]

did you add those effects at the end of the video around 8:40

[@Evanz111]

+Radical Lad windows movie maker

[@PipEnigma]

+Radical Lad Yeah, haha. Otherwise they would have commented on it.

[@cleabus]

+Radical Lad Nah dude it's all in game

[@LordSturm777]

in the desc. it says "music at the end composed be snahkay"

[@NeoCranium]

+Sturm Novahl I thought nobody would ever find out that the music wasn't in-game. Good ears.

[@pj-wille]

That last part just made me like...wish there was a game like this, that pretended to be a simple goofy game, but had an entire giant plot and section that came if you managed to escape it. Like the game itself was supposed to be a barrier to stop players from entering *their world*. I love silly stuff like that...

[@noelsoong777]

love how dark crikens videos end

[@stewartmoyer2018]

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Gnar Zone.

[@luisernestochaconguerrero778]

Dude.. I.. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

[@TheFranny117]

+No chill ima edit dat out!!!

[@toms5605]

+Counterattack 2 gnarly

[@ABombQ]

+Luis Ernesto Chacon Guerrero Did you have a bad time?

[@spiderman1523]

+ABombQ HEY, I WAS GONNA SAY THAT.

[@hamytheturtle]

"This is the last jump we'll ever do." "Guys! We're combining!" "Natural selection..."

[@buppington]

If you ski without the pizza,youre gonna have a bad time.

[@jakekw4527]

"It's the last jump you'll ever do"

[@caleb6056]

I have a question. What ever happend to Oats, Martz, Skippy, Downs_Chicken, Casualties, Boon, and the rest of the people he played with all the time? for ex: Criken's Fun house videos they were funny as hell and I miss him playing with them so much.

[@phruck235]

+Caleb White Some people kind of forget that time constraints are a huge thing in any videos. Not to mention his schedule is really off because he's still in college.

[@GrimZombiex]

+Caleb White They're probably just as busy as Criken is.

[@ODSTshaneS41]

+Bard to Master I assumed as much, but i often think the same thing. I understand, but i miss the old guys, not to say that Banana and Zyke are not funny, they are, just miss the old guys as well i guess ^^;;

[@solo364]

+Caleb White I miss Da Xing

[@microsoftjacket6374]

+solo364 "My W key is stuck i need to dislodge it"

[@jerama]

A place beyond touch, just beyond sight, and sound. You have entered, The Gnarlight Zone

[@m3t4lmancer]

Warning: Contact with any object in the game results in severe seizures and Boneitis.

[@gettinitfosho]

Where the bros where the bros where the bros at?

[@gravelessomega7951]

Different artist[s], but... S.W.A. Skiers With Attitude.

[@gettinitfosho]

EmptySpace94 Comin straight outta LA, gnarly skier named Criken!

[@marcusmcc5850]

+gettinitfosho doing pizza I'm Skiin.

[@emzedjiklool511]

Losing all of their 13 million subscribers, i'm sure

[@davidtheroamingmusician2174]

This game looks HILARIOUSLY fun with friends. Otherwise, dear good god....

[@KiddProto]

Do you guys even Understand the gratitude of what the fuck happened at the end? That was the Birth of the Universe. To divine Entities splitting into Red and Blue, to only then merge back together to form OUR Galaxy. Holy shit dude.

[@_Levison]

SSX Tricky music, I can dig it.

[@RazorCamel]

All jokes aside this was very insightful and and almost symbolic.

[@DJstarrfish]

But does this game have busting your balls on a metal railing? Being able to bust your balls on a metal railing is a quintessential part of the freelance snowboarding experience.

[@Piratewaffle43]

They are creating a single massive element!

[@MyLittleZergling]

To tell you the truth, I was not having a good weekend, and this is what I needed to bounce back. This made my day! I love you Criken

[@the57ftw]

lmao "natural selection"

[@newbanbaby]

props to criken for putting one of the best ssx tricky songs as the back ground music

[@TrueFool188]

The bulk beings are closing the Tessaract.

[@JCCarter1150]

The wait for a new Criken video is painful but worth it.

[@helperinokripperino8885]

What happened to funhouse 10?

[@killjoy_5309]

We all need it

[@GuathixStarDust]

If I remember correctly, the original video was on a hard drive that corrupted. And then life got him...

[@lollal3527]

it got the half life 3 syndrome

[@NoAndNo]

+Martin Ipsen The loss of all his footage and collage.

[@tylerbalser4700]

it's here now lol

[@ltcuddles685]

So glad you're doing stuff with BedBanana, love you guys.

[@RogueFreeman2]

What a suprise criken, love you.

[@aquabuffet]

+bestFreemaneva great moves, keep it up, proud of you!

[@Boamere]

+Reece11201 WHAT ARE YOU? CRAZY?!

[@triadia7059]

+B. oamere (Boamere) ARE YOU OUTTA YA MIND?!

[@CryoDragon]

What do you want on your tombstone?

[@aquabuffet]

Triadia WHAT WOULD ME AND YA MOTHA DO WITHOUT YA?

[@SoapMovie2300]

Criken is such a smartass. Please never stop making them videos.

[@SrswizardsStuffTM]

Skiing is 2 intense 4 me

[@TheNerfer]

You've surpassed the level of any normal skiier. You are... Gnarly Criken, the Great Pizza Lord.

[@deaseth6836]

they were never seen again..

[@ItsDSP]

That shit at the end was some next-level, powerful, emotional shit right there.

[@boolcops]

Question: how do I spell snow?

[@sebagnus]

+Detective Sealz Well first you have an S, then you take an N, then you get an O and try to slice it vertically with a knife and get an Ø. There, snow spelt in Norwegian.

[@Nawticc]

+sebagnus So Its.....ØØØØØØØØØØØØØpenisØØØØØØØØØØØØ

[@protogsr7284]

You did spell snow

[@Angel_Flash]

+Fezbot552 funny.

[@emmae2002]

osnw

[@Darkhunter441995]

I love NeoCranium's editing. What a guy.

[@Boo97388]

The moment I heard the SSX Tricky music kick in I knew things were about to get funky.

[@ZTheTinyTonTerror]

If anyone's wondering, the song is called Gin and Sin from SSX.

[@aza484]

I'm enjoying that the backing music loop is basically one of the SSX game's songs :D

[@musher52]

as you fell into the void, I felt the urge to scream: "UNLIMITEEEEEEDDD POWWWAAAAAAHHHH"

[@maxberry158]

Bed looks at the phone, but it won't speak to him. Criken stares into the void, and slips into the final Gnar.

[@SatinFoxx]

I am now downloading this game. This is amazing. First snow based game I will play since Project Powder back when it came out. I had dial up at the time.

[@saevaragonsenave4684]

criken this is why you don't take dem happy pills before skiing. ya break logic and fall into the abyss of creepy music and combined people.

[@Sioolol]

The ending made my day. Transcendent as fuck. I think this is place, where all bad behaving gamers go after death.

[@gooseman7522]

“Having criken behind you almost makes you want to go faster! He kinda looks like a missile” “got my eye trained on that butt” lmao

[@ashb712]

As the mountain hungers, The Gnar devours all.

[@MiniBlackWaltz]

that has to be the trippiest out of bounds I've ever seen

[@bloodrosereaper2099]

Achievement Unlocked! Breaking Purgatory!

[@SoulSeeking]

For those who want to know the music played in this video, it's titled "Gin and Sin" from the game SSX Tricky.

[@MsWatsupwiththat]

So funny I am crying. Bro-buck Mountain Bro! Bro-kin, Bro-banana, Brozyke, and Brohawke....gnarley dudes

[@GarretOakamber]

That was an unexpected ending. I love it.

[@quack_stack]

I'm calling it, this is the last chronological gnar, but at the end they went back in time to a time where the gnar was fresher.

[@NotSayyde]

I like how Criken finds a way to break every single fucking game he plays

[@jeremywellman3518]

This is Like Goat Simulator Skiiing. You Earned a Sub.

[@ZhiYT]

7:24 "He kind of just looks like a missile!" "Oh, yap." "I got my eyes trained on that butt." *zeros in on BedBananas* *crashes into BedBananas* I laughed so hard at this part XD

[@Sheridan2LT]

All quiet on the Western Front didn't miss that reference, Criken! Oh yeah, gotcha!

[@harrisonjames4831]

now that look at this Iv'e realized something:either Criken has world's best Canadian impression or he is one hundred percent Canadian.

[@7Comic7mischief7]

This is one of the funniest ones to date.

[@pyschofish2137]

a video from criken and bed in the same day!?!?!. congratufuckinglations you guys are the best!

[@CaylexT]

This is one of your best videos ever. Oh my god, I'm still... I can't even handle it *You reached the Gnar singularity*

[@pyschofish2137]

that was the trippiest thing i have ever witnessed.

[@Qtreta]

Some space odissey shit right there at the end bro!

[@primejrc3550]

Golden age of criken

[@ShigKirby]

That was pure gold. Great job as usual Criken.

[@PurpleFreezerPage]

This video was nice. Been too long since I had some good ol' cricken. Like mom's best meal for dinner that you always had as a kid

[@katanamaker]

I instantly recognized Gin&Sin. Very sneaky SSX Tricky refrence, Criken,

[@chandlerfrantz3140]

Every time Criken uploads a video, it feels like Christmas come early

[@GFan1985]

"My God, it's full of snow!"

[@DavidLoderIII]

Shred the Gnar was a saying my friend used during his service in the Navy. He died Oct 2013... Shred the Gnar Kody

[@D35troy3r199]

Well, I'm glad I waited a day to watch this while tripping on acid.

[@subject153]

And so they became one with the earth. They are earthworms once again. Praise be.

[@direweeb]

The herd eliminates its slowest members by colliding into them like missiles. This is also their hunting strategy.

[@sandran17]

I was skiing last week in the alps and I can confirm this is how it works.

[@1tap313]

I couldn't stop laughing. That's why I love Criken.

[@TheAtlasReview]

Criken stared into the abyss and the abyss was gnarly.

[@MauricioRodriguez-tq4mp]

My sister entered my room because I kept laughing out loud while my volume was on high. She entered during the last minute of the video. Needless to say, she thought I was being possessed with the dementing music.

[@ZionSype]

Criken's Canadian voice is the greatest thing

[@OULIED2]

This is the Final Gnar. Oh my god. That was amazing.

[@unearthlyenemy]

This episode went from Criken to Kubrick and it freaked me the hell out