Cringing with Threatin

[@7g6f5e4d3c2b1a]

*Melon is looking like a Sleazy Polish ecstasy dealer*

[@7g6f5e4d3c2b1a]

@Joshua The Perfect Cover some would say. Hiding in plain sight! He's at venues where live music is played under the guise that he reviews music but he's really peddling low grade ecstasy in the corner or bathroom.

[@isaiahharris6497]

7g6f5e4d3c2b1a I can see it

[@ula3865]

Ha! Ha! Ha! No, he is not! Melon is too good-looking. Even with the mustache. (I am Polish, btw, so I know my stuff)

[@wiktorsid123]

Antoni Fantanowski

[@AdmiraHax]

As a Polish person I can say that he looks a bit Polish here, but I have no idea how our ecstasy dealers look.

[@toolatetocolonize]

This is Boyinaband’s new musical project called Boyistheband

[@jamesduncan6729]

Genuinely enjoyed this post, thanks m8

[@sonoftherepublic1776]

BOOM! 👍

[@SlvtCorpse]

LMAOI

[@DJ-vg1pr]

Where is Dave?

[@altagerencia9835]

Made my day, thanks.

[@Darrylizer1]

“It’s bullshit, I did not fake my tour. I did nooot. Oh hi, Mark!”

[@khalilli6613]

how is this not top comment?

[@afroditesis4738]

Khalil Li I assume most wouldn't get the reference.

[@flavio7180]

Darrylizer1 What a story Mark.

[@jvnxiie2441]

LMDAOOOO

[@lazersmuertos3162]

STRONG 9 / NON ARGUEABLE

[@luckyduckydrivingschool3615]

When I was 10 years old I fancied myself a film maker. I did the exact same "fake interview" thing. I put on a little kid's tuxedo, sat in front of my Ikea desk, and talked in front of my Dad's SD handicam about the artistic techniques I used to make a stop-motion animation with Lego figurines.

[@mariacyr6494]

That's actually adorable

[@dgcharlie5360]

cute

[@allancastellon9248]

That rocks lol

[@sonicthehedgegod]

that's what im saying tho. he just like me fr

[@Jeffrey_Tyler]

I love this 😂

[@shrimp1276]

Ya gotta understand Melon, it’s easier to be a musician when you’re your own band, interviewer, and audience

[@rodowyfabian6753]

Doughboy underrated comment

[@seanmcdonald1111]

How's that quest to get lego star wars on the moist meter going?

[@seanmcdonald1111]

@@shrimp1276 keep up the good fight. It's only matter of time.

[@lefize4198]

day 99, I killed charlie

[@Hanzer-ns5bh]

lmao savage

[@SpiffingNZ]

"Living is Dying." I hope he didn't cut himself on all of that edge.

[@regimiro4888]

Living is dying And my breakfast is frying I have entirely given up I don’t give a single fuck

[@janesmith1840]

That's like the pinnacle of edge. It doesn't even make any god damn sense, it's just there to sound HaRdCoRe

[@A14-j7g]

Technically he's right

[@DodgaOfficial]

I remember when I was an edgey twelve year old I had a concept for an album called "life is suicide" lol

[@madamefeast4824]

Right. Threatin' in a universal light. A way. A path. A reason to live.. what a jabroni. Why even exist?!+#+@ haha

[@poketh5854]

Anthony looking absolutely gorgeous in that slav fit

[@Randomqtman]

For real right?

[@MattGuerreroo]

TRI POLOSKI

[@zacktorretta7347]

Kanye would be proud

[@abeltadokera6187]

Truly impeccable

[@jamessimonson9905]

Chavs dont even wear those tbh yous are all a bunch of virgins

[@brandonfehrle8304]

I don’t usually use this insult because I think it’s stupid but this guy is a legitimate poser

[@apothecurio]

He is the only one worthy of calling a poser. Jared obviously.

[@madamefeast4824]

It's so bad I consider.. were we trolled? .. No he's just that bad?

[@BirdUpFR]

Legitimate poser is a fun oxymoron and it applies perfectly to discount yms

[@lzi9452]

Brandon Fehrle this Jared’s worse than fogle

[@Picardspassword]

@@madamefeast4824 I don;t think he even knows if he's a troll, I think he's just saying anything and everything to try and be as "interesting" as possible so he can become famous one way or another. tbh he's an irl male ebony darkness dementia raven way

[@officialasa]

You didn’t need to Threatin to kill him, Anthony. Too far, dude.

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

Nice.

[@icedcapplord710]

Ba dum tssssss

[@camelcamilton3056]

Nice. Got him lol

[@c-snapthegamer4780]

I legitimately laughed out loud

[@DJogdog]

@Cap Archer Why?

[@funnyvideohaha5337]

Oh shit this man is smart. He's a SOLO act as in he does the band by himself (solo), he does interviews where he's alone (solo) he makes music that only he will ever listen too (solo) and he even does live shows where he's the only person in the room (solo) and even prints his own CDs where he's the only person who will ever own them (solo). Guy is a genius.

[@audiosurfarchive]

He's a black tank top.. musician..?

[@probabyjesus]

Sounds like a legend

[@LTDudzek]

And just wait 'til you hear how he has sex

[@user-lh7pl2fu9c]

yk what he's having fun and i respect that

[@mickey8298]

Jared's set looks like a camgirl's background lmao

[@Felix-Orion]

Onlyfans? More like NoFans

[@bratwurstred]

FelixOrion OnlyFans? He IS his only fan

[@philiphammar]

Out of sheer boredom I checked out his website. This dude Threatin is selling women THONGS with his name on it in his merch. Like WTF! This HAS to be a practical joke, right?

[@SpookyLukeyD]

Produced by Melon Directed by Melon Written by Melon Starring Melon

[@atnamusic]

Featuring Melon

[@HACHIMOTHEDESTROYER]

Starring Melon as Melon

[@karlhungus3904]

Well, he can do different things on different jobs

[@ElNietoPR]

Who’s the “Music by,” though?

[@Hevvvyyy]

Shredded by melon

[@sassm8142]

Fantano looks like when you select random on GTA 5 character creator

[@sawysauce1256]

Accurate

[@jf1376]

Fuck hahah

[@audiosurfarchive]

GTA5..? What about GTAIV; where there's literally these outfits..

[@Christian-97]

@@audiosurfarchive Thought the exact same, he legit looks like Niko of he was American instead of Serbian.

[@anyoutubeaccount]

sass mate whats goin on

[@omarsabir1210]

WE get it you're jealous of his luscious hair.

[@richie9a]

Melons have no hair.

[@Randomqtman]

BAHAHHAH I don't know what it is, I always forget that melon is bald.

[@doncornetto]

Tbh...

[@uwu-jv2jn]

you can say whatever but fuck he's handsome edit: of course I don't mean fantano

[@hartiiw]

imagine if this all turned out to be just a really complicated and intricate Nathan for You episode

[@tpate123345]

Underrated comment

[@XD-ly7fp]

i wish that show still was goin on

[@cyrollan]

Featured comment

[@probabyjesus]

💀

[@mjr_schneider]

Slavthony Fantanovsky

[@Tulpamartyr]

Threatin: *Fakes having notoriety in hopes people will wander into his shows and like him* Everyone: *acts completely indifferent because they literally have no idea who he is* Threatin: "Nevermind no haha I tricked you im a metalhead neo bc in fact you are all sheep and part of the illusion because I got like 5 journalists to write about how sad my performance was... Ohh basque in my shamefully transparent attempt at mystique. Yes because I tricked the world by paying for followers. Haha no one showed up at my shows because I am an ultra genius! Hazzah!"

[@ZoanBlade90]

Have we just met Aizen IRL?

[@barbzblueribbon]

@@ZoanBlade90 He never showed us his Bankai though... Or did he ?

[@ZoanBlade90]

@@barbzblueribbon Where's Ichigo when you need him?

[@CherrygroveCity]

Now I need to see a photo of melon squatting

[@Randomqtman]

I read that as squirting, thought you should know.

[@njklhs4578]

Agreed.

[@aaabbb-lq9cp]

Full body shot without socks

[@StormyCloudz]

Look up the meme review episode on the Im Gay meme. Your eyes will be graced by the sight of a melon squatting on a swivel chair

[@Felix-Orion]

Hey everyone. Cheekithany Breekitano here.

[@tukaanimies]

I listened to some threatin and I'm like 80% certain that the drums are programmed and the bass is done with a guitar.

[@apothecurio]

Hi drummer here! Yes those drums are 100% programmed

[@coltonc8562]

SoundCzech sorry I’m Ignorant but what does “programmed” mean? Like it was a drum machine?

[@yodellingllama3180]

Colton C they use a program to do it, like garage band or ableton!!

[@coltonc8562]

Yodelling Llama oh okay

[@hamishbarrett7695]

As someone who has recorded a bassline with a pitched down guitar, this is what it sounds like

[@solharv7817]

Ya boi looking like a Ukrainian mobster over here

[@sweetbunnybun]

they can't afford real adidas tracksuits

[@pepe9022]

@@maxbites23 blyat?

[@gcwens]

this didn't age well

[@R-H-B]

@@gcwens why tho

[@das.krishi]

The tweet at 3:20 makes me think that Jared is the only guy that would say "It's good that I got hit by a car, I wanted to break my legs anyway."

[@danbing856]

This sounds like the set up to a Nathan for you episode

[@ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929]

Your profile picture is a decent 7

[@danbing856]

@@ajdhjaoakdn2ndgoogleaccoun929 Wow original, i haven't seen that joke in every fantano comment section i comment in. Epiiiiiiiiiic

[@HarperNguyen]

Minerguy XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@billymessenger3982]

Right? Surprised threatin didn't bust out a smoke detector

[@Assimandeli]

Heavy Metal Pyramid Scheme Somebody record that album

[@Arcangel2992]

Glasses indoor? Must me sunny on planet cool.

[@TallicaMan1986]

Kanyime nah its nighttime. Sunglasses indoors at night is next level cool.

[@ardenscor3831]

@@TallicaMan1986 "moonglasses" if you will

[@silentgolden8507]

No but there are studio lights..... You dumb? A light source that isn't the sun!!!!! Scientists hate him OK I'm done now

[@miguelblasascensio6819]

It’s always sunny in Philadelphia.

[@decalice4272]

Honestly, 7:45 - 8:52 is probably the funniest thing you've ever said

[@danielm8360]

The flash of Fred Durst is what solidifies it for me

[@axl1555]

I agree man, we peaked

[@493HZ]

Agreed looool

[@pineapple7024]

Melon’s friend asked him what he was gonna do before he turned on the camera, and he said,”Maybe I’ll score some three pointers, maybe I’ll finish building that new shed I always wanted in my backyard”

[@gloomsouls]

Pft.

[@DragonFlopp]

8:08 That quick cut to Fred Durst killed me.

[@ChromeKong]

Taylor B Ich

[@jordymintz6443]

When I read this comment my mind pictured Robert Durst and it was a confusing time lol

[@colincassar469]

this era fantano was rly something else in the best way possible

[@RianPhin]

this is very interesting and weird. please make a vegan skincare video and eyebrow routine. thank you, love you

[@T3Level]

Has to be a vegan tweezer

[@pizzatime1978]

Vegan cream

[@Randomqtman]

Yes.

[@dylanefg]

Vegan cutthroat razor

[@SwooshJush83]

I’d rather just have his skin

[@rauldjvp3053]

“He’s like the bizarro version of Adam from YMS. He seems a lot skinnier” LMAO

[@suave8109]

Tom McDonald before his breakthrough.

[@prismatica_official]

This man isn’t just a clown. He truly is the whole circus.

[@Catman_321]

He ran it himself

[@xpythonxx7771]

Read the book? READ THE BOOK!? I watch your videos to see what I should think! Not to get recommendations that require me to form my own opinion!

[@bobbyphiller3426]

That's the Mark Kozelek effect.

[@rzSeattle253]

LOWKEY “THE DISASTER ARTIST” BY GREG SESTERO LIT AF

[@JeddtheJedi]

In the audiobook, Greg does all of Tommy's dialogue in an amazing Tommy impression.

[@orestisl6539]

Marx debunked books.....

[@ReitheOffbeatOtaku]

He did say that it was great, and that you'd like it if you're a fan of The Room, so you only half to form like half an opinion

[@conorkelly947]

Melon looking like he's gonna sell me some coke in Amsterdam

[@brandontadday6288]

Not sure if Melon or Andrew Tate

[@jayy-4d511]

@@brandontadday6288 💀

[@crass340]

Niko Bellic's son over here

[@tavonlewis2629]

Big American MELONS

[@Yuuuuhhhhhhhh]

*_l e t s g o b o w l i n g_*

[@musyarofah1]

NIKO MA CAASIN IS HIR

[@BrokenGodEnt]

pHAUCK YOU NIKO

[@EruditeFuzz]

We can blame him for being duplicitous, but let's be real: It's entirely the venue's fault for being manipulated by this obvious dweeb.

[@caiopatric]

This is so mean-spirited. i love it.

[@major7thsharp11]

:(

[@whatsittooya3799]

why does he look like a musical Onision

[@YoungEldritch]

Funny thing, Onision is actually the musical Onision I'm serious, he's made three or four songs and they're all soul-suckingly, engragingly bad.

[@whatsittooya3799]

@@YoungEldritch Are those songs really considered music though 😔

[@jeremybrezenoff1280]

They're really just spoken word poetry over a default GarageBand track

[@tatupapana6529]

Ok, now you're too harsh. If anyone is the musical Onision, that'd be Ian Watkins.

[@TheRymaster10]

If Threatin plays a song in the woods and nobody is there to hear it, does anybody give a shit?

[@keithprice7119]

And does the given shit stink?

[@44almm]

@@keithprice7119 typical threatin show

[@ZoanBlade90]

It's like a Zen riddle given by Nickelback.

[@kiwi5351]

7:43 I found the Metallica thing way too funny lmao

[@scottowen3022]

The funniest thing melon has ever graced us with, to this day. I laughed for over an hour.

[@myriadpath]

Watching in 2020, I could've sworn this was like 5 years ago. I had completely forgotten ol' Theratin

[@DodgaOfficial]

I don't understand why he wouldn't just reverse the footage of a clock moving, seems easier than manually moving the hands.

[@youtuberreviewer4040]

He’s actually my ex-cousin from my moms 2nd marriage. I only met him a handful of times. Needless to say my brother and I were relieved when my mom decided to get a divorce. 😅

[@estebanb7166]

Your hair makes me sad. Merry Christmas.

[@TheMusicLeak]

Esteban B bruh your name is esteban lmao

[@estebanb7166]

@@TheMusicLeak No, my username is Esteban. Your username is senor gooch. Do you have a point?

[@jeremyc9593]

@@estebanb7166 I'd prefer to be called Senor GOOCH over Esteban any day. Happy Labor Day.

[@estebanb7166]

@@jeremyc9593 Your opinion is valued and noted, Jeremy.

[@bjorkscolon6247]

"That's a sloppy finger bass" Melon, let me be your bass pls

[@1tonofclay]

This video actually cost him 6 million dollars which he raised by importing jackets.

[@aaronhrk]

Hahaha, what a story AXioS!

[@nomeca961]

He is literally the definition of I’m 14 and this is deep

[@celestialmonkey]

The videos this Threatin guy had up on youtube were hilarious. You could tell he considers himself the greatest musician ever.

[@kipzonderkop1994]

Melon looking like a true chav from the streets of every council estate, glad to know the true brits are inspiring you 🙌🏼

[@MrGnuifje]

New kidz style

[@3DKURLS]

Yeah, this new Threatin publicity stunt? It's *_NOT GOOD._*

[@blushslice]

I come back to this every time I doubt myself

[@peanutboxes4076]

😂 his confidence is pretty inspiring tbh, he put more effort into faking his career than most bands put into self promotion.

[@maxoldendorff3264]

Watched this because I thought Pitbull was in the thumbnail. Disappointed

[@imlost6050]

God bless your heart for this comment xaxaxax

[@aryanarora8734]

This comment is awesome lmao

[@christopherminutolo9384]

Dalé!

[@hagoromootsutski9058]

@@christopherminutolo9384 Him not working hard? Yeah right, picture that with a Kodak.

[@telequacker-9529]

man... I don't even play bass and I can tell that finger is just floppin all over the place like a fish on the boat deck

[@nojaynojay]

“but the second hand is going forwards... *breathes* WHYYYYY!!!!???”

[@jimcarrey2014]

This is a nathan for you episode, you’ll get it when it comes out

[@lucaflookaflames9007]

When melon man said "make sure to cut that out" at the end, he wasn't talking about the burp, he said the N word, #bigthinkzone

[@captainrobsadventures3274]

I think you secretly own his CD and fall asleep to it every night.

[@neem2048]

"No attention is bad attention" Except this, this is very bad attention

[@jajus1485]

3:43 Missed a HUGE opportunity to say Master of Puppets

[@PFDadReacts]

That intro is very… well… *THAT IS THE PLAN* of you…

[@kravvall4869]

10:30 ahaha, nearly spilled my coffee

[@shapedsilver3689]

His music sounds to me like BAD emo, not metal

[@korlryan5669]

"metal"

[@ALIEN-DUDE]

It sounds like shit to me

[@Limabeans1]

>more self-serious than YMS not possible

[@Sebvibevanse]

This needs to become a weekly thing

[@billhicks8]

I wish he'd let the video play a little before he starts riffing on it though. It would be way funnier if he just waited to have something to actually make fun of rather than just stopping every 2 seconds

[@Sebvibevanse]

@@billhicks8 yeah but at that point why even show the video? Why not just make a response video where he just talks about it? Because then the viewer has to watch the video and it's still subtracting from the quality because the viewer won't remember every word.

[@DaGhostInside33]

Slavthony squatano

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

You liar! You promised that this video would include different melons and you would showcase the different things you could _do_ with them

[@monty1389]

NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE-NIGHTMARE is ur username an eric andre reference

[@WraithTimid]

DRAX...THEM...SLKOUNST

[@Casablinky]

Its you from BLARF!

[@Violant3]

"looking sharp" proceeds to film himself on a blurry ass webcam

[@williamlavagna1096]

Melon here. Internet’s busiest polish nerd.

[@MisterPancake778]

I'm 4 years late to late but, this is basically The Room of metal (like Anthony did say), this guy put the cart before the horse and expected it to take him far, jesus.

[@FlyingPirahna1]

Notification squad bigger than Threatin's fan base

[@coltoncurlee2423]

Flying Piranha I mean significantly so

[@WettworkerOfficial]

Fuck yeah bois.

[@Shwizzynet]

Man trying to explain recording an album to the aliens who abducted him.

[@emiliorueda5367]

Melon out here looking like Freddie Gibbs

[@arden3322]

In what way

[@MrPiksovs]

Its uncanny

[@moviemaster8510]

It's odd that you compare this guy to Tommy Wiseau, considering his insistence on doing everything makes him come across more like a heavy-metal Neil Breen.

[@jonaha.k.ashazam2535]

Neil Breen yes!

[@domj.m.410]

Do 'I Hate Mars Bars'.

[@novasnotvibing]

Good shit

[@therealsmalk]

Based and redpilled

[@matthewkendall8592]

Yes

[@domj.m.410]

@@novasnotvibing Yes.

[@domj.m.410]

@@therealsmalk Yes.

[@ipredictacatastrophe4370]

11:43 is the reason why I rewatch this till this day

[@spoonmanvlogs5386]

Gopthony niktano

[@sumitjain9875]

the fact that melon made a video about this guy further pushes the "illusion"

[@agitationfree5980]

Breaking: THE MELON COMMENTS ON THE WATERGATE OF MUSIC

[@Rhuggins]

Trent Reznor is a real example of how to actually do this in real life

[@sicksabre]

“Maybe we’ll come out of that bitch with a movie” was way funnier than it should have been

[@wtc5198]

As a Slav, I'm proud of you.

[@Hevvvyyy]

Anthony threatins ur fav album by giving it a 3/10

[@caxe7]

regardless of how i feel about you or your video fantano I appreciate that you generally, almost always end your videos with a positive message for your audience to take away.

[@jax3636]

The kind of guy who would pay someone else to make a reaction video to his music video

[@pedrolandivar1648]

The guy just wanted to share to the world he play all the instruments, let him alone

[@amsbeats841]

He's the rock version of Kid Buu 😂

[@MagnusEise]

I don’t think Dave grohl was like “aw man making an album all by myself is sooo easy, im just gonna do this instead of finding band members”, the only issue is, Dave actually made an album by himself

[@polishpipebomb]

I honestly died when you said "Maybe we'll come out of that bitch with a movie" You're alright Melon

[@jeffapellido1959]

I've actually seen this guy live. He used to be in a black/death metal band with his brother called Saetith. They opened for a festival I went to back in 2008. I, and no one else, had any idea who they were, but I must admit that I was quite impressed with their performance. It destroys whatever the hell he is doing musically with Threatin.

[@joshuab9226]

He looks like a ContraPoints character

[@Dirth13]

These are my favourite type of vids from you melon king.

[@hughtalmage2927]

Been waiting for another one of these

[@boha7234]

The song sounds like something I would really like when I was 10

[@Rekko82]

I am feeling that clock was a time machine and it is taking us to the the early 1970's when Pink Floyd made the movie Live At Pompeii in which they play in front of the empty stadium. This guy is a clown though and volcano could not help him.

[@charliesazo1230]

I can imagine Fantano slowly nodding his head in contentment after adding that distortion in the beginning of the video

[@Antennenwels1]

11:45 kills me

[@DeathIsAnAnarchist]

The thing i can't get over after almost two years is that at 10:35 you can see Jered's and on the lower side of the screen

[@Sluglove]

Tbh u have the most contagious laugh 😂

[@ippotsk]

hHAH-HAH-HAH!!!

[@charliedawson6318]

I want to believe this is performance art. I need to believe this is performance art.

[@morpheusfrater7327]

Also recommend the Disaster Artist, my melon man.

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

Great movie.

[@jesseshr3ds]

DUDE how are you not at one mill yet? Youve been around for ages!!! I subbed, keep it up :)