Criss Angel Is A God

This is the greatest magic performance of All Time

[@superstone13]

Update: I got bent over an mind frucked but chris hasn’t called me back. If you’re reading this chris, I have your chain wallet.

[@yyctallguy2365]

I usually skip KZbin comments cause their full of trolls but you got me laughing my ass off. Thanks man

[@bradbradleys6091]

U gey

[@sparky3000200]

exhibit A folks

[@FangXL]

😂😂 Chain wallet, I forgot such a thing existed

[@sickspaq]

Bruh

[@memeolade9079]

New Guiness World Record: Most onions cut without crying Record Holder: Charlie White Record: 9,672

[@CIOOfficial]

Hi I am Ryan Aspar, and I actually work for Guinness Book of World Records. I would love to have Charlie White in our 2020 Edition book. Please email [e-mail] I would love to get on a call with you. It really means the world that he broke this prosperous record.

[@Moxo_]

@@CIOOfficial Magnificent.

[@thecynic75]

He never cried, he ran out of onions. As did the local farmer's market. And the wholesale grocer's.

[@memeolade9079]

@@thecynic75 the only reason why I picked that number is because I don't have an infinity symbol

[@joeyjbeck]

Only because they ran out of onions

[@FrankLoon]

*"These are all random and absolutely NOT PAID Vegas bystanders... This is not arranged."* - Criss Angel

[@HRRRRRDRRRRR]

*Ignore* *the* *carpet* *under* *that* *lady!* _MIIINDFREEEAAAK_

[@mattfuller3172]

Mayor of the Galaxy Flavor Flave was in the mix!

[@FrankLoon]

@@mattfuller3172 kzbin.info/www/bejne/l2KQYoOhmbadatU

[@daBEAGLE1017]

Oh thanks slot for ruining the illusion for me.

[@vexoz7933]

@@daBEAGLE1017 i cant tell if you are joking

[@bepisthebenis5111]

The best part about Chris angel is he really makes you *feel* like you’re watching a staged performance

[@gregzeke2956]

bepisbenis I saw Chris angel live and it is was lowkey insane

[@bepisthebenis5111]

Greg Zeke memes aside, I actually have a ton of respect for him. He really knows how to work a crowd and he’s good at what he does

[@zain6008]

@@bepisthebenis5111 besides the fact he tries to act like its real.

[@Cloud-wh6np]

@@zain6008 He called out Uri Geller awhile back. He never claims to be legit. He claims to be an illusionist, not a magician. Everything he does is fake, and he says as such. His show however glosses over that tidbit for the most part.

[@eldritchinterface7481]

@@zain6008 It is... all real. He just makes it look like something it's not.

[@Web4Brainz]

Criss angel’s greatest trick was when his TV show disappeared from A&E and moved to spike

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Gg

[@madxruler]

I thought his greatest trick was getting a nail shot through his hand and screaming in pain.

[@Web4Brainz]

madxruler i remember him getting shot in the hand in the sketchiest warehouse ever

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

@@madxruler and saying he didnt felt a thing

[@milesedgeworth132]

Criss headlines Las Vegas and makes 70m a year. The guy was also given the "Make a Wish" award for most supportive celebrity. The guy is killing it.

[@ImpatientTurtle]

“I can break a Guinness World Record if I wanted to” Smallest calf muscles on an adult man.

[@reggiereagan2214]

ImpatientTurtle lolllllllllll😂😂😂😂

[@hwoarangthedoorbell]

Doug dimmadome Bolen Just like Charlie’s calf muscle gains since childhood.

[@vonwilhite6106]

Ive probably got him beat on that one😂

[@greablood1072]

Ruuuude 😂

[@sukhmandersingh4306]

Shortest man ever

[@sparky3000200]

Charlie looks like a survival game character at the mid game point.

[@user-qk1jg6mr3g]

FR THAT FÁĞĞØŢ

[@sparky3000200]

this man is cosplaying an Ark Survival character creation people

[@Daniel-nm2qb]

@@user-qk1jg6mr3g Australia.

[@hypnoticskull6342]

How can you say something so controversial yet so brave?

[@SubliminalMessagesTV]

Baaahhh PEGGY

[@TsweenX]

3:06 you can legit see the wire holding her up

[@technicallyimarmen6497]

No that’s magic wire noob Edit:Ok this is epic I got 122 likes from saying “magic wire” now this is a get noobed moment

[@wesleyalan9179]

@@technicallyimarmen6497 hahah"magic wire"

[@willwunsche6940]

Was literally going to say the same thing, glad you got it for me

[@noble14]

Very few can comprehend such things good job noticing we truly live in a society 👍

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

It is not the wire lol wym dumbass

[@dannyboy2005]

Jesus Christ is starting to look more and more like Charlie

[@user-ue9gj3ng4w]

exactly

[@evilthecat13]

More like Steve Aoki

[@reileymartell4646]

You incel. He is jesus christ. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@810wasaninsidejob9]

"He's going straight to heaven! Gonna play one on one basketball with Jesus Christ" Holy shit, I thought you were gonna say Kobe

[@KH0LRA]

sameeee

[@GattedGazoo91]

I was looking for a Kobe comment.

[@skrtiee]

8/10 was an inside job na too soon bro

[@s-ebbyy841]

I reckon he was and pulled a quick one to fix

[@malcolmhodnett8874]

skates i predicted this conspiracy

[@sentientmeat96]

“this is like a Bill Cosby wet dream” made me choke on my dinner 😂

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Hahahahahahha

[@mikeoxlong1395]

This made me wake up the next day with a throbbing headache and a sore asshole.

[@victornochesavila6129]

I had to come back to this video just for that comment lol

[@robloxlover123456790]

im dinner😎

[@sentientmeat96]

extreme oof true

[@pinkcrowdemo6960]

I feel like a good wild card in Cards Against Humanity would be "Chris Angel floating behind you"

[@forbidden_channelexe]

Nothin’ personnel, kid

[@carterrilee]

I could see Charlie being a magician. All he needs is black eye liner

[@douglasgonzalez5412]

He has said he used to do magic, pretty sure.

[@washedblue]

in an alternate universe, Charlie never made it on YT and instead became Criss Angel's biggest competitor

[@Morty143]

I remember when Chris Angle made me disappear and forgot to bring me back Chris if you are reading this bring me back it's been 3 years and the internet here sucks

[@greablood1072]

It was just *acute* prank

[@matlinmai3630]

Charlie definitely strikes me as the kind of guy that’s a magician on the streets of Vegas

[@jacen884]

It's the long hair and beard

[@matlinmai3630]

Gerry Buckets oh my god I forgot about that

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

HAHAHAHAH BEFORE HE TURNS TO A SEX OFFENDER 😂

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

@Gerry Buckets so? You can't even do magic LOL

[@breastmilkgaming]

that gives washing powder as cocaine

[@snuseren]

"Omg hes gonna make him play guitar hero with his eyes closed on expert"

[@thetalkinggreenbox8948]

Charlie looks like he’s about to start calling a volleyball Wilson

[@VermillionRedd]

That movie is a classic

[@thetalkinggreenbox8948]

Sean dude Tom Hanks is one of the greatest actors ever imo

[@Olinn2000]

Imagine chris angel coming into you’re house and making you’re parents disappear then whispering in you’re ear “You have until monday to get me 10 grand or your family will disappear for good” then disappearing him self

[@Niphredyl]

*YOUR *HIMSELF

[@Eisenwulf666]

@@Niphredyl THANK YOU ! i hope it was just an autocorrect nightmare.

[@frostbitepokin9520]

That wouldn’t be a problem because my parents would be paid actors which means I would have money for him

[@pimpyoda1579]

3:21 People in 1686 When Isaac Newton hasn't discovered gravity

[@HeronSight]

Considering newton discovered it in 1666 scientific denial has really lost a lot of its power.

[@user-gy9vs9xd6v]

*invented

[@AtheistGamerz]

Yeah it's supposed to be invented lol. Unless you're pulling a double whammy.

[@greablood1072]

The good old days

[@ClimaticHawk]

Criss' mom: "tell me how you did it" Criss: "okay, it's simple" *Snaps her neck* Criss: "YEEEAAAH"

[@ceramicfawn]

"i can break a guinness world record if i wanted to" *fastest man to become moist in a matter of seconds*

[@Azby64]

*most people made instantly moist at once*

[@SirSpookley]

Papa John actually holds that title

[@dreammfyre]

Criss "who cares about magic, lets just use editing" Angel

[@TheSecondVersion]

"A&E" Network went from "Arts and Entertainment" to "Accident and Emergency"

[@sad_tbh]

you have a network called A&E? Seems like one of the worst acronyms they could have chosen

[@breastmilkgaming]

Assay and Essay

[@permanentlydreaming]

Especially when he did the nailgun nail catch and the nail went right through his hand lol

[@Gromek999]

Should’ve reacted to his legendarily badly edited car jump into a cage over a cliff “””stunt”””

[@technicallyimarmen6497]

What’s the video called

[@al112v4]

He did I think.

[@Jakeypretzels]

Shaq balloon is my personal favorite. It's a whole new level of awful

[@brysonkuervers2570]

He did now

[@LAdS897]

3:54 They’ve turned him into a drone LOL, murdered me.

[@professionalgamer4678]

"Supernatural" Episode Title: "Criss Angel is a Douchebag"

[@lifedecoded9842]

2:42 that breathing made this go from public cringe compilation to found footage horror movie in an instant

[@frankensloth4694]

My guinea pig died today. I’ve been crying for hours and feel so heartbroken. This vid really helped make things a little better for me. Thank you for always making us laugh, Charlie.

[@officeroof7339]

Sorry for your loss.

[@kebabmarley2505]

It's real he made my dad disappear

[@user-qk1jg6mr3g]

That fāğğőť HAD to got💀

[@ruthless-ryu8619]

Kebab Marley yooo sammmmeeee

[@Zalibidas]

@RyftyMilky Must be Chris again.

[@andremartinez5307]

He was behind on his child support

[@gogomarioloshi]

He did the same thing with my mother's approval.

[@alexteagle9782]

2:47 “God this is like a Bill Cosby wet dream” gold

[@ricebum6266]

“Gonna play one v one against Jesus” quote of the century.

[@heartofvanillaice7443]

Seems like a RIP Kobe line tbh

[@kevincorso7929]

I thought he was gonna say Kobe. I was like no!!!!! They’ll kill you.

[@broadcast770]

3:28 shaq going to heaven to visit kobe

[@terucks740]

me: i'd like to introduce you to my religion him: what's your religion? me: criss Angel him: *i'm interested*

[@caprifoliaceousConfectioner]

interesting

[@Kirealta]

Definitely not the English language that's for f'n sure.

[@gavinochoa591]

Him*

[@JimsyFlimsy]

Just don’t. Please.

[@xlyg343]

Here from your recent video. Thanks for reminding me about Chris Angel. I say he is a force for good. He isn't like that dude that could "talk to the dead". He is an actor. One that successfully made people smile and wonder.

[@strangerofthe2067]

It’s amazing how Shaq floated over that house at the speed of a slow moving crane. The Mindfreak does it again.

[@TheRainmustFall7]

Editor: how far do you want him to float? Criss: Yes

[@evanmanochio]

Christ angel looks like a member of avenged sevenfold

[@DrRyan82994]

He made the rev disappear

[@pisspissababab4027]

I always thought that too, plus his name would fit as one of their stage names.

[@Rad-Dude63andathird]

"Most white T-shirts carried up a flight of stairs" I uh, Charlie they do legitimately have a no stupid records rule iirc.

[@squalltheonly]

I saw a video the other day of a guy breaking the record for claps under a minute. That is pretty stupid IMO. They weren't even real claps.

[@jerrywashere3618]

r u the same guy from twitter?

[@isaiah3680]

Theres a record for fastest 100m dash in high heels... And a record for most walnuts anally crushed in a min... And a record for most bottles broken on the head in a min... Soooo they definition seems pretty lax

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

@@squalltheonly true

[@nvr2late666]

@@isaiah3680 Anally crushing walnuts might be stupid, but fuck me if that isn't impressive. My asshole is so loose, I couldn't even crack an egg with it. You know, if I was ever shoving things up there with the intention of crushing them.

[@ashrmchls]

"He speaks to the manager of death" -moistcr1tikal

[@NZand]

This is nothing. Theres a Chris Angel “magic trick” where he twirls a little girl around in the air and turns her into an adult.

[@aki-lucky8345]

Am I reading this right?

[@renderyours510]

Aki - Lucky yep the trick is called statutory rape

[@NZand]

Aki - Lucky kzbin.info/www/bejne/rprYeHl-a9eWl5Y

[@mussaorazkan8613]

@@NZand the fuck I just saw

[@7ele5crivente]

And when I try to turn a little girl into a woman I get arrested and assraped in jail. Double standards

[@ethanbitar7073]

3:05 not even an attempt to conceal the wire

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Idk the quality is shit but I think it's not the wire

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

@@TheAngelOfTheBottomlessPit I just dont know how they fake this shit maybe wires but how can it support so much weight like that and be smooth at the same time

[@sydberetta4649]

My middle school PTSD is back in full swing with MCR reunion tour and Criss Angel

[@sonicbelmont300]

Legitimately though, I gained a lot of respect for Chriss after watching him call out a supposed "faith healer" or whatever that guy said he did. It was super satisfying having a magician piss off someone who takes advantage of desperate people

[@gash8995]

I swear bro Charlie’s commentary is like no other bro I love it 😂 😂

[@Nicky12376]

I love how in the mall Chris told everyone to close their eyes and get hypnotized, but he only fucked with the people that just so happened to be standing on a square of carpet ‘randomly’ placed.. in a mall.. also I love how the people who “levitated” did it so jerkily, as if they’re on a mechanism. Lmao

[@jangamaster8677]

I’m glad too see you’re finally recognized Criss Angel for the TRUEGOD that he is too all of us!!

[@milliondollarsoup75]

4:38 what's the cameraman doing?

[@dmaster225]

I think criss angel broke the guinness world record for most paid actors.

[@colonelsanders3512]

I love how they have to cover up their “magic trick” to finish it. 4:30

[@rae7085]

"Chris! Bring my family back!" That made me laugh, man

[@michaelc6516]

2:37 “Oh god, he’s gonna make him play guitar hero with his eyes closed on expert”

[@peytonmcclain6668]

Ironically that would be much more impressive then the staged bullshit he's doing

[@kingpin6736]

100 people are gone, but somehow 100 corpses just randomly appeared in their place

[@AllisonLinner]

*”I’m not gonna tell you on the air mom, but I’ll tell you IN the air.”* **points at camera with gratuitous Hot Topic jewelry, dubstep returns**

[@JoreSLAPS]

I literally just finished watching the other chris angel video and get absolutely blessed with this gem. Pog

[@da_nanu329]

Chris rips the souls of inconcent people for his luscious hair.

[@Syndicate_LS]

I love the atmosphere in this video. Parents houses make everything feel really welcoming idk why

[@azyx5849]

No one: Luke after Darth Vader told him he was his father: 2:42

[@mike_ely]

Guinness world record for most paid actors in a magic act.

[@roquesolorio8842]

You’re a god Charlie

[@eshock753]

Man, Charlie’s Criss Angel cosplay is looking great!

[@theTrevorluck]

3:30 how the man who knows Obama’s last name sleeps

[@xandereaton4543]

"where's my family Criss ?!" oh man that killed me

[@kire134]

3:45 so that’s where that meme is from

[@BeLIEveInTy]

Still hoping that Cris Angel would save us all from Coronavirus.

[@pokemonparade1337]

Someone call jaystation, he’s got an entire audience to call up on that wee-gee board

[@NarniaThePitbull]

Lol what you said about falling down the stairs had me rolling!

[@rookbunker]

Ah, the old “Karen” haircut ,Chris Angel . he speaks to the manager 😂😂

[@joeyrozic1100]

Can we appreciate that Chris Angel in his right mind shouted "BAM!" Jacob Collins would be proud

[@pizzatime7433]

3:26 Shaq being transported into heaven to play a 1v1 game with Kobe

[@thematturbator2146]

Charlie's entries into Guiness book of World Records: Most times mistaken for John Wick Most battles won with a fleshlight Shortest Man

[@magmalogic6805]

Really? You couldn’t title it “Criss Angel is an Angel”? Disappointed, Charlie

[@GreenGoblinCoryintheHouse]

The background theme really sets the tone.

[@spyda-cherno1342]

Stand: Invisible Man Stand User: Criss Angel

[@Mr_December]

Ability: covers himself with objects so you can’t see how lame the tricks really are. Manifested stand in the form of his hat, which non stand users can see. Can also pick out any paid actor attached to wires to make them float. Destructive power: D Speed: B Precision: A Durability: D Developmental potential: E

[@murmur5024]

SHES STILL GOING SHES GONNA GO STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN

[@user-eu4bq8wn8w]

He’s gonna go 1 on 1 with Jesus Christ His commentary is everything💖💖💖

[@MikeGarland__]

Love the jump cuts he does.

[@NonFiqShun]

Years ago I used to love Chris Angel. When I was in Vegas with all of my friends I was taking a piss and they all met him while we were walking rough the Luxor...I was upset... They’re all married now. I’m still not. Thank god I didn’t see Chris Angel I now see how saved I am.

[@Sclumsy]

Charlie could take the spot in the Guinness Book of World Records for being the lord of onions

[@jimbo0o0o]

I love Chris Angle

[@MatataMcCleskey]

Charlie is on a roll on this video. Give me back my family!

[@johngreider1210]

My Dad left us when I was young but it wasn't any of that "going out for a pack of cigs" bullshit. He took me to Vegas and was an audience volunteer for the Chris Angle show. Haven't seen him since

[@donniejefferson9554]

I really like the part when he hypnotized the entire room and somehow only the cameraman is resistant to hypnosis. How convenient for them

[@Candried]

how is shaq levitating not a meme already? that shit is funny as hell

[@justinmontalvo2819]

I’ve seen it being memed. But it was really obscure memes

[@comedian2479]

Charlie’s vocabulary is on another level, no other can compare.

[@kaitama414]

Imagine walking into a neighborhood with people just causality flying away

[@Chips52782]

I like how the way he proves a solid can pass through a solid is covering it up when it actually happens

[@dorian4191]

"I could break a guineas world record if i wanted to" and he did

[@bobs1474]

I purposely didn't watch this last night bcz I knew you would make a video today

[@lestweforget7438]

Imagine if his kids were like him, that would be hilaaaaarious

[@Mia-nb1ir]

i feel so bad for his toddler son who has cancer😢❤️

[@MrTylerisaboss]

I want you to get into the Guinness book of world records.

[@plaidomelette4358]

Not gonna lie when I was younger I ate most of this shit up. Hell, I even had seasons 1-3 on dvd.

[@bro-ld4js]

I remember seeing this when i was like 11 and being absolutely baffled

[@tetrafy70]

I love you Charlie you're the best

[@saiki5484]

He has a world record of using the most camera work and cuts.

[@calo7306]

‘Come back, the lakers need you’ Savage

[@basedsouljah]

Criss Angel is like the Sonic the Hedgehog of magic

[@basedsouljah]

"YEAHHH!!!!!" after every single accomplishment lmao

[@vsr3276]

Charlie: "I could beat a Guinnes world record if i wanted to" Also Charlie: Can't position his facecam within the overlay

[@Jukelikesgames]

I cannot believe this guy was once famous and his acts were taken rather seriously.

[@mattfuller3172]

Criss Angel actually perished years ago & his soul, clothing and ego came back as Zac Bagans!