Lazy Prison Escapes

[@RYSyoutube]

*covers himself in hair grease* *puts clothing over greased skin* ah yes, a true genius.

[@landonfletch667]

TheLonelyMe he just likes smearing grease on himself bro no correlation to escaping the prison

[@AndrewGiles688]

He was learning about black culture while in prison. He'd put on lotion long before this.

[@j.t.1280]

thats exactly what I thought lol

[@peebopelican6119]

Spooky Boi that was needlessly racist.

[@titeem1lk337]

It will still work btw

[@blunot6941]

“The guard towers are not manned at night” the bikini bottom prison has better security than this prison

[@d.i.n.g.u.s]

BlueKnightSky LMAO

[@Zoochiini]

BlueKnightSky LMAO

[@RiasatSalminSami]

BlueKnightSky LMAO

[@Speedysense]

LMAO

[@naiverphilosophy]

BlueKnightSky LMAO

[@amanda2325]

Can we just agknoledge Charlie's other tabs for a moment. For example, "the crab exorcist" and "no tomatoes".

[@davidbatista1347]

Amanda suggestions from his stream--acknowledge*

[@amanda2325]

@@davidbatista1347 Thanks, I forgot how to spell for some reason

[@goo_dragon]

*a g k n o l e d g e*

[@Fireblaze40rblx]

@@goo_dragon I love that spelling more than the right spelling, haha

[@Paqcar]

@@Fireblaze40rblx same

[@ENEN-tz6eg]

The guards are only in the watch towers when every prisoner is inside.

[@hugono3938]

Ion Josan no shit

[@alexapexgod4643]

Dirty Mick no because they go on rec at night time

[@rebelspods]

😂

[@WeebRemover4500]

sounds like guards are really just super antisocial

[@huitlang931]

"Holy shit jim I just saw someone running out of the prison entrance! He's already outside the fence!" "He's outside the fence? Guess it's time to go on break."

[@mason2260]

Charlie in prison : " Both of those giant men were coming right at me, luckily I had peanut butter."

[@nileboy5055]

This sounds exactly like something he would say to the point where I read it in my head in his voice and it got higher pitched at the end.

[@montarou-chi]

@@nileboy5055 SAME

[@itspizzatime5206]

Mason Mak, you gave me a good giggle, hats off to you.

[@PigFishYT]

that would make the penetrating pain a bit less

[@Bell-js3ki]

BlueKnightSky LMAO

[@thebigshep]

Charlie would be the only man to flick his bean out of the prison system.

[@UAVizUp]

R3DXSKITELEZ no one cares fuck off

[@brad5277]

R3DXSKITELEZ Way to go! Great content

[@thebigshep]

@R3DXSKITELEZ Be gone, BOT!

[@patrickr.8824]

Just so you know, "flicking your bean" is referring to lady parts. So men don't really flick their bean, unless you've got a micro-penis maybe

[@Subscribersnodignity]

Patrick R. The ladder

[@stoutbroadcasts8135]

Wardens: Yep its been 30 mins lets go home

[@sci_pain3409]

*uses NCR emergency radio* *NCR takes like 20 minutes to arrive* *enemies are already dead and you’re almost dead*

[@keky1403]

@Juan Cortez Muro fuck off spammer

[@alecman95]

“If the inmates don’t show up within 30 minutes we are _legally_ allowed to leave”

[@Betterterms420]

Wardens? Aren’t there usually only one?

[@gus9512]

The amount of likes is 911 Coincidence? I think not!

[@JustinY.]

Daycares have more security than the prison this guy is talking about.

[@val-mz1ej]

ngl they do

[@tyrannosaurussex4225]

You are a fucking anomaly, how are you everywhere. Do you comment on every video on KZbin

[@navivaldez6240]

@@tyrannosaurussex4225 prolly just every video je watches, i mean, if I commented on every video i watch i would be everywhere.

[@rrohbot]

It’s been eleven months and there’s not even 10 replies

[@Djanbari]

G

[@thizlam4810]

These guards are like npc enemies in Japanese games. *loud noise* Guard: “huh?!” Guard: “Hmm...must’ve been my imagination”

[@akari350]

Reminds me of prestons wasteland, damn those settlements

[@gingermcgingin1733]

That's not just Japanese games, that's most games with stealth elements

[@C-MENP3N15]

Whose footprints are these

[@wafflesthearttoad6916]

A little timer above their head starts to count down so you can run and hide behind a tree.

[@thegamerfe8751]

Idk why you specifically said "Japanese games", it's almost all games with a stealth system which were popularized by western games.

[@oodlynoodly9148]

These aren’t just any kind of stories, these are true and boring stories.

[@JonBoy967]

I guess that's a kind of story then

[@ShockingHydra]

It ain't got nothing on Bored Burgers tho ;)

[@jjxrden]

Big Finger Who is this Juan ppl keep talking about, or am I just dumb

[@jamessparks3799]

@@jjxrden I keep missing him too

[@robertsimon841]

Charlie needs to get arrested so he can make an escape attempt

[@KodamaBoy69]

Prisoners: Guards: Yo we aren’t at the towers at night that might be a good time to escape

[@montarou-chi]

"feel free to take advantage of that, you kay escape but we will get you"

[@SomeGuyArchivist]

"rubber band animals" Sillybandz, you fool

[@broskiezISMYGAMERTAG]

Some Guy wow you just brought back a lot of middle school memories lmao

[@khanceptfitness1468]

I was the coolest w a tye dye cowboy boot

[@corbinbrier0]

I remember when they banned them in schools. Something about circulation being cut off. At that point it's natural selection if you are letting that happen, especially at the age we were.

[@superbtrilogy5049]

I don't understand why people say this was their middle school memories sillybandz were my elementary memories.

[@kenkaniff4078]

Ahhh sillybandz, Back in my cool kid days I used to have the best Pokémon yugy yo silly band collection . Forgot about those.

[@myrusEW]

“Guard towers weren’t manned at night” “I hope the mobile patrol doesn’t see us, when I looked up he had driven right by”-guy who was wearing a white shirt with his white skin in the middle of the night lying on grass while mobile patrol passed their light over him

[@GamingWithNikolas]

That car driver had to been blind

[@loy5800]

@@GamingWithNikolas or dead

[@themantis8815]

@@loy5800 or both

[@loy5800]

@@themantis8815 ?

[@SorowFame]

The Mantis don't you love how disabled people are being hired as prison guards nowadays? This guy was both blind and mortally challenged!

[@NobilityPsych]

These criminals clearly risked their lives breaking out of prison to see if Charlie finally played Lego Star Wars... He didn't. Absolute disturbia

[@xavierfaust9417]

Didn't know this was still a meme

[@TheSecondVersion]

Picture this: Some of the dudes from Forged In Fire get locked in prison with the Slapping Champion. They get Vasily to slap some bars loose, which they forges into a blade and they break out of jail by stabbing and slapping their way out.

[@ciarangale4738]

only problem is you kinda... you know... need heat to forge things

[@peebopelican6119]

This is so crazy… That it just might work…

[@prussiangermansoldier2987]

@@ciarangale4738 They slap it so hard and fast it gets hot from kinetic energy

[@vksasdgaming9472]

More like cold war-period piece of corrupt prison camp during Vietnam war where easier time is earned by slapping contests and Vasili is ex-Soviet Spetsnaz commando advisor to North Vietnamese who was fired from being too scary and he is named Nikita.

[@WattsonorSomething]

the slap god could just slap down the walls. he could escape any time and chooses to remain.

[@KingCoelacanth]

Next he’ll tell me that they smuggled a 1999 Ford F-150 Triton V8 in their pocket.

[@weakspirit_]

still easily caught, but i think they'll pull it off if they shove it in their ass like those drug smugglers.

[@C.H.V.]

1972 lincoln continental mk IV

[@n00bJesus]

After “Rub myself in hair grease”, I really hoped to see all his prison buddies gently caressing him with little headbutts all over his bod.

[@realnick3572]

i used only peanut butter to escape alcatraz and they havent found me yet

[@MaxLoafin]

@DISCO The best stand user 6ix9ine fan spotted

[@TheAnnoyingF2P]

Well if that's the case, then you must have crossed the bay to get to land. I assume you built a boat out of the peanut butter, or if you aren't handy, you could have used the peanut butter to train sharks to swim you across.

[@weakspirit_]

@@TheAnnoyingF2P its obvious that he used the peanut butter to lure seagulls so he could fly back to mainland.

[@alias588]

You don't have to escape Alcatraz though, it's just a museum/tourist trap now. Still well done, I guess.

[@TheAnnoyingF2P]

@@weakspirit_ Ah, then he must have escaped at night when the guards weren't in the watchtower.

[@firstlast9846]

Prisoner: *Guys We’ve Planned This for Months* Get Ready Freedom.. **walks up to Guard** Prisoner: Can We Go? Guard: No. Prisoner: Well we Tried Guys..

[@NoU-pf8fc]

First Last 10,000 IQ

[@elias197859]

Congratulations: You Have Just Achieved Comedy You: Thanks Me: You Are Welcome

[@greatregret8416]

Smh You should have told the guard you had green eyes

[@juggernogsoda3464]

What was that!?!?! huh must have been the wind

[@Symora]

If I had Charlie as my bunkmate it would become Prison School

[@Boooo]

If I had Charlie as my bunkmate we would both be covered in man egg juice.

[@KoltenTVC]

Source of yo pfp? @symora

[@Symora]

@@KoltenTVC me. lmao

[@PixelPhoenix]

Lol Charlie's GF would never let that happen.

[@Symora]

@@PixelPhoenix Tiana can join us

[@JustinY.]

"I learned to give stock tips to guards for favors" Holy cow this guy is just Martin Shkreli in disguise.

[@sarcastic-sulfur1683]

Hello

[@DarkDule1234]

Fuck off

[@thebigshep]

KZbin Comment Section: Return of the Phantom Menace

[@deviljho4260]

Justin Y. Haven’t seen you for a while

[@sna1466]

It’s funny that you can’t comment without people assuming it’s for attention

[@ThirstHomeless]

Only way to escape: Become MOIST

[@adamhenry6793]

Keanu.

[@BenBen-bb7bb]

my favorite afternoon activity to be honest

[@val-mz1ej]

i could have escaped forever ago, officer joe makes me moist.

[@ThirstHomeless]

meikarii truuuuu

[@dezzaboii]

*Yes, and then you could seep through the vents.*

[@asani9835]

Given that Florida is a giant GTA Online server, this was just a 2 star escape.

[@adrianb.4546]

Its more like a G Mod Rp with no server moderation

[@brandonunderwood7668]

Charlie: Sexual Favors until they say enough is enough and free me

[@claire___]

I'm laid up at home after hip replacement surgery and I'm staying fully entertained with your commentary, Charlie. Thanks, cheers

[@rock4glory713]

Hey idk if ur ever gunna see this but I hope things are better with your new hip

[@raptorjesus3894]

“You may escape our prison, but we will catch you, and when we do, we’ll throw you right back in”

[@cairok2097]

8:06 wtf am I seeing, I can't be crazy, there's definitely a headless child running after him...

[@paulallen5914]

Yeah idk I watched that clip over and over and I cannot figure out what it might be

[@a_true_generic_gamer1104]

"I wasn't running from you officer. I was running from the headless child demon."

[@mrupsidedown9879]

Hahaha

[@Terrible_name]

Stock advice from a prisoner: "Put it all in Siacoin!"

[@JediMasterBaiter]

"I heard about it from a homeless man who streams on Twitch. He can't be wrong."

[@JustinY.]

"Lazy Prison Escapes" If the prisoners are so bad, why don't we take the prisoners, and *PUSH* them somewhere else?

[@JonBoy967]

ok patrick

[@user-qd2fr5cy6o]

Because people are dumb

[@jackysongilly5404]

Huh, haven't seen you in a while

[@finkyfoo453]

Patrick, that might just be the DUMBEST idea I’ve ever heard.

[@sillysausage6677]

Justin Y do you do this

[@jaggerh-l2097]

“34 on trending for gaming” Yes gaming

[@Cartoonishly]

I used to think the guard AI in Hitman was too forgiving, and now I realize it's too accurate.

[@gabs8867]

"_Wait, that sounds like a prisioner trying to escape! _Nah, must have been the wind. Its been 30 minutes, mom made chilli let's go home."

[@e.t_1998]

Cup noodle, a paper clip, and a water damaged Yu-Gi-Oh cards. All a convict needs to break free.

[@Mr12Relic]

1:34 "I decided to get some butter from the kitchen to grease myself up" But then I ate all of the butter.

[@jbroadway12]

Dudes really watching all the tv shows I grew up on. I feel like half of my enjoyment of this channel is just nostalgia.

[@lantzos24_10]

When I play this hide and seek game with my friends, the seekers drive in their cars and look for the runners trying to get across town without being found. I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve just layer down flat and they drove right past me

[@avro9159]

My Vinyl came today and it's awesome! It's my first time buying a youtubers merch and I'm really happy with it

[@tronions3470]

The guards at night: Aight imma head out.

[@AKhoja]

"You should invest in rubber band animals. It's on the come-up" Penguin out here predicting silly bands -7 years ahead of time

[@Sableguy97]

The two men nod at eachother signifying that it is "peanut butter jaily time"

[@Goodluckwarzone]

One time I escape from prison using only a dental floss and my grandma’s lone dingleberry

[@enthralled3093]

“Sexual favours all the way up the food chain until someone says enough is enough.”

[@Biff_mB0ne]

Roblox Jailbreak is the most advanced prison escape in the history of man

[@nilleftw]

On tonights episode of ”Charlie watches KZbin”...

[@noobslayer10101]

I really enjoy your profile pic

[@bigclint5622]

“We just call it a fucking day, they’re not going anywhere” 😂

[@mean_mod6023]

"If I made up a prison break it'd have bombs, fairies, and elves" Have you ever read Artemis fowl, charleston?

[@perotekku]

Damn, those books are great! Really enjoyed them when I was young!

[@twospacedanimations5008]

Connor Croghan first series I ever read. Good stuff

[@kingofcringe9305]

best book series i read when i was younger

[@zeph769]

Men of culture, I see.

[@jacknagel9387]

You are now obligated to a veterans discount.

[@hopeordespair4033]

I was feeling very sick and sore today but I instantly knew that penguinz0 would cheer me up.

[@ssssssppppaaaccceeee]

1:15 "bombs, fairies, and elves" so Berserk then

[@PÉTRIC-m7f]

Charlie’s the only man who can get an entertainment video on the gaming trending tab

[@lukemis]

Charlie:*watches prison escape video* KZbin:”#20 on trending for gaming”

[@weakspirit_]

its a warning for gamers to prepare to escape prison before gaming becomes illegal in the western world. if i were you, i'd invest in travelling to africa where gaming is gonna be legal for a long time. maybe i'll be able to get an n-word pass.

[@MiguelLopez-vr7hs]

This man is so creative and funny Like something you’ll never hear every day Simple doesn’t exist when it comes to him This guy I don’t think he does poetry but He has way with words

[@viscountrainbows6452]

Charlie could talk about digital converter box setup and it'd be a feast

[@mr_scorpion321]

He wrote nsfw poems on an old website(can't remember the website's name) under the name of genghis swan, he also made a video where he looks back at these poems just search up penguinz0 genghis swan and it will pop up

[@xanaxhulk]

Guards during when its 3:31pm: ight imma head out

[@ronniewhitedx]

Charlie would probably carefully craft a Zipline to get out of there, like a true gentleman.

[@crisptomato9495]

“Made with KINEMASTER”

[@jabbathehutt9626]

CrispTomato94 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@cambreaKer]

not as good as unregistered hypercam 2

[@ljc606]

Love your vocabulary on the spot stringing hilarious sentences together cracks me up 😂

[@BreadApologist]

Im surprised they didn’t just do some Skyrim type shit and just crouch walk out the front of the prison totally undetected.

[@mokeymale8350]

#21 on gaming trending. This is my favorite kind of gaming content

[@gamingutility1193]

"the k9 engaged kill protocol"😂😂😂😂

[@Kopplex]

Instead of trying to escape from a prison I'll try to infiltrate one. Big brain.

[@flaviousblowhard4497]

I actually live near the prison from the second story, there’s been a number of escapes throughout the years I’ve lived here

[@averyaustin1]

I swear, Charlie’s far more entertaining than the stuff he watches.

[@TheSupremeShogun]

The worst part is that I remember watching this on tv and being so into it.

[@UndeadAlv]

Dude what The idea of putting costumes from any franchise is actually pretty good lmao

[@TruthIsEDM]

The greasiest prison escape ever

[@RaytheonNublinski]

I’ve figured it out. Charles is growing that mane out so you can use it for autoerotcasphyxiation purposes. After all, rope isn’t always available unless you’re a member of the boondock saints.

[@rasmustagu]

you know charlie delivers us content as fast as possible due to the sweet sweet 360p

[@criscrosxxx]

Its 1080p

[@natelarson2046]

Salcedo Nicoe do are you have stupid

[@matty_daddy]

Nate Larson I like farting

[@natelarson2046]

_matt_ cool

[@WayneIsUseless]

"If I was gonna make up a prison escape there'd be bombs, fairies, and elves." -Charlie

[@isuckatusernames4297]

I'd watch that

[@LoralieM]

I have a shank, Your money I will take Lazy Prison Break, Dies while attempting to Escape

[@Chimpanz33s]

5:28 I love having the same reactions as Charlie

[@flashmozzg]

3:40 a fan of Shawshank redemption.

[@utes5532]

If there's anything I've leanred about prison break documentaries is that it's a lot easier to break out of prison than it sounds

[@unorevers7160]

When they said he smuggled a hacksaw, I read hackysack at first and was very intrigued how he would use that to escape.

[@akhnamn]

*Keanu Reeves monologues as Prisoners escape Prisons with lazy protocol*

[@firstlast9846]

**Breaking News** Prison Hires Guards to Guard Original Guards - as Original Guards were accepting bribes from prisoners

[@oow9253]

I watched that episode of the show long time ago. Really nice to see Charlie reacting to it

[@SlimeBarfo]

1:50 did he say “maybe if i rub some hair grease on me i’ll be able to slip through” then he puts on his clothes

[@josiahgorgas3705]

Thank you for so much entertainment!

[@Fuer64]

The Mobile cop couldn't see them because they maxed out their stealth tree

[@freeynwmelly7415]

Number 19 on trending for gaming lol this is one hell of a game

[@TheyWhomTheGodsDetest]

Watching KZbin of a man watching and commenting on a KZbin video. Then, me proceeds to comment on this video. Hopefully my words will enrich the lives of those who stumble upon them.

[@tj9959]

I hope you step on a Lego

[@grantdotjpg]

The reason you are suggested to immediately request a lawyer is that (it varies state to state) there are few rules past "you can't torture them" in interrogation. All these rights things apply when you mention them, so if they turn the heat to one hundred and scream at you for five hours, they can claim you consented through not immediately denying consent.

[@ethanwilliams9712]

my finger when i saw the notification for this “i am speed”

[@liquicitizendirk2147]

sweet sweet 360p

[@thetexastickler5698]

Why tf do people continue commenting the same shit other people do over and over...sick of seeing this same comment on every video I watch. Nobody's original

[@ethanwilliams9712]

that’s a shame

[@TazmilyGum]

Ethan Williams it really is a shame you cant comeup with something actually funny

[@ethanwilliams9712]

do i care...no...

[@milesalbritton2295]

I love how this is on the gaming trending list

[@AWormsPurpose]

3:45 like Shawshank Redemption

[@Gu3ssWhatsN3XT]

The mobile patrol literally reminded me of an exercise we did in the Air Force where we were navigating our base at night and I sprawled out in the middle of an empty field and our op for or our opposition force patrol humvee used their spot light which went right over me and didn’t see me

[@diamondminer2546]

1:48 when you drop the soap

[@MuwuRS]

your commentary might be the greatest thing ever hands down

[@plebsicle1881]

Made with kinemaster damn this is really high quality editing for a free editing software.

[@malik3909]

Perfect, I got an upload on my birthday

[@gyalsnextman4725]

If your in prison just Walk out the front door? Duhh

[@peebopelican6119]

Yeah but what if… You can’t find… The… Prison?

[@bilto7254]

Yeah this actually happened a few times. Prisoners would just sneak in a pair of civilian clothes and walked out

[@farguy2615]

As it turns out, all prisons are run by Skyrim guard npcs…

[@GreatestChannelOfAllTime]

A baby could break out of this prison on accident.

[@anonymouse9922]

I like how the guards took stock tips from the people with limited access to the outside world

[@smallshrimpin6939]

So this is what it feels like to be early

[@aidenspooks6211]

Charlie went off meta with the street corner, sign holder guys, in costume its an underused high tier build

[@trackex9783]

Hahaha imagine a prison with guard towers manned at night! What an unrealistic approach to secure a prison

[@changelater3161]

This is trending on gaming and I love it

[@AxolotlGmbH]

„If Adolf Hitler was arrested today...“ Little „fun“ fact: He actually was in jail

[@hoanirooks6169]

2:43 interrogator: damn i cant break this guy, time to use the louis c.k tactic