"I would really prefer if you'd be quiet" - SGDQ 2014

[@Connor-fj5rc]

The guy who made him do the jumping jacks is a genius. Just when you thought it couldn’t get more uncomfortable.

[@SticcSkills]

Umm those... those..were not jumping jacks

[@Phatarse]

It didn't help that the speed runner was tryna talk about his favorite part of the game. The timing of everything was just too perfect.

[@androsp9105]

Whoever asked to hear more from the green sweatshirt gave us this amazing interaction 6:25 . And I am truly thankful.

[@jerryb4705]

...The sexual tension was unbelievable.....

[@Bottles7]

"Great job guy I don't know."

[@travman1987]

That was the most non-confrontational confrontation I have ever seen.

[@MarcoLongoMusic]

They don't even look each other in the eyes. It's so great!

[@-Ponyslaystation-]

Try living in Sweden...

[@benbobgilberto]

"But yes, he is"

[@megaKstudios]

Called being polite!

[@EmisuShow]

@@Assassin-ww6yr "nice moustache"

[@VBrinkV]

Big Bang Theory without laughtrack.

[@axdan_8]

😂😂😂Definitely one of the best comments I've ever seen, good job

[@enzoryan4268]

Funniest comment ever

[@childish._____8841]

💀😭

[@AbysmalGaming]

This was possibly the funniest comment iv ever read in my life.

[@shay.919]

i thought bbt was funny tho

[@joshuatealeaves]

The agonizing pain of awkwardly having to sit in silence on the couch unable to leave because your body is frozen after being socially demoted to peasant

[@piccolo54trunks2]

If you look at the timer, he was sitting there for 30 minutes before the donation. Can't imagine how agonizing it was lol

[@memberofchat2825]

@@piccolo54trunks2 i watched the full stream, he did kept talking he was just not talking a whole lot anymore

[@F0nkyNinja]

I feel it wouldn't have been such a big issue if mustache guy just let him talk and didn't feel the need to respond to everything hoodie guy says.

[@Akotski-ys9rr]

Experienced that myself too many times

[@adude4491]

Well his friends basically abandon him after putting him therr

[@user-lz2mt5nc9e]

He realized that it was a little harsh, so he added "but yes you are correct" to make it a bit less harsh.

[@drippin-jimmy]

But that was just the salt on top of the wound

[@Cronposh]

Yeah, failed attempt at damage control

[@eymannassole6162]

Harsh? He showed AMAZING restraint, cause I woulda had him crying probably!

[@Cronposh]

@@eymannassole6162 woah chill out tough guy

[@eymannassole6162]

@@Cronposh thanks for proving my point!

[@nova_zar]

"I want to hear more of the guy in the green sweatshirt, please let him talk" CHAOTIC EVIL

[@nicechoicee]

At it's finest. Rolled a 20 on his donation being read by the lady and another 20 with their reaction, awkward silence and deep stare at one another. Then the "Hi" is what guaranteed them the success in their donation.

[@Samuel-qc7kg]

More like wanting to cheer up the guy in the green sweater

[@tillythelad]

LMAO, he also donated $4.20 @ 6:20

[@bagginbrooks6573]

@@tillythelad His name was 2strains lol

[@mitchelljosephmccartney6428]

These guys are just joking they’re friends

[@JohnLutherable]

"But yes, you're correct". Like giving a dollar to a hobo after you set him on fire

[@snatcherofpeachs]

he was so annoyed but didn’t want to completely hurt the guy’s feelings at the same time. neither one of them navigated the situation well

[@anthony452]

Haven't even watched the video yet and this had me cracking up.

[@karimfrancois7294]

Hahahahahahaha

[@PacoCotero1221]

best comment ever

[@psyclops8439]

Yeah well your version would be setting their house on fire and refusing to put it out until they sold you the house so

[@olivetree9920]

I really love that the singular part of the game he seems excited to talk about comes around and Chibi starts doing jumping jacks in front of him

[@ozzcoremidmx8287]

This is proof that god exists, the timing was divine.

[@IAmCaligvla]

The absolute peak of autistic social skills on display for all the world to see live on camera.

[@Verticom10]

Those tippers were diabolical

[@aldxbaran]

Those were probably the worst jumping jacks ive ever seen in my life

[@Azrichiel]

@@aldxbaran They remind me of the old videos of Afghan National Army guys trying to do calisthenics under the direction of US military trainers.

[@huricanethreeonesix]

These are those guys in school that never even liked each other but hung out because they had no one else

[@ymmij388]

Inbetweeners

[@MrCoolman742]

Lmfaooo

[@luke9947]

Damn so true

[@jacquesfrancois4275]

So true the words cause actual pain

[@fabriziogarreta7160]

Lol you just described my high school life 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@classyassmothafucka8890]

The music is so perfect... really helps the cringe flow

[@abelazee]

Michael Dickey and that pfp really expresses your comment

[@sceplecture2382]

@@abelazee i get you

[@georgepapasimeonidis2636]

Like some good wine

[@Zeverinsen]

You can just feel it, almost like you're there.

[@cameronstoeppel7075]

Ah yes and no people in the background makes it 10 times better.

[@karldilkington8587]

I have a theory that this entire game was developed just for the sake of this one amazing moment in history.

[@miloleerdam4565]

This is fucking great, honestly deserves a stone in the memory of the entire internet

[@PeacefulJoint]

I agree with this theory on account of I'm pretty sure caveman is the only person in the world that plays this awful game.

[@Josh-ky8ei]

@@miloleerdam4565 Don't worry. It already is 👌👍👏👋🤣😂🤣😂

[@Josh-ky8ei]

@@miloleerdam4565 I mean come on, if someone asked me about my the top 5(Even 3) moments of gaming this would easily take the cake

[@coreyS33]

Have you been keeping up with the diary Karl?

[@jerryduffin1358]

Best part is when you realize that there was 30+ minutes of silence in between green man shutting up, and the donation letting him talk again

[@Couragethecowarddog]

Not true, if you watch the whole run chibi talks shortly afterwards

[@thelastnotary]

@@Couragethecowarddog man stfu quit hobloggin a joke

[@xtendo_64]

​@@Couragethecowarddogbut barely. When he truly gets out like 10 words in one sentence was 30 minutes in

[@dannyhernandez265]

The “But yes, you are correct.” Is just the icing on the cake.

[@citizenerased174]

Im watching that part over and over its pure Gold.

[@dubbeking]

It's so fucking funny how he's annoyed to shit but trying his darndest to be polite.

[@triplesixmafia]

You can tell he’s annoyed but he’s doing his best not to be a dick cuz he’s on camera

[@Yankovah]

That “But yes, you are correct” just beats him while he’s down

[@Gxrlla]

Soul crushing

[@kylewindsor199]

I finally mustered up the courage to watch this.

[@illgeteverythingback]

I FUCKING KNOW RIGHT, IT FEELS LIKE YOU HAVE TO AVOID IT BECAUSE IT'S JUST THAT BAD

[@hudsonsirheshicks2653]

FAST. PANTS.

[@marty3020]

I've clicked on this video like 5 different times wanting to watch it, and then i read the comments and i'm like, "actually nah i'm good, some other time." And again, I'll watch it some other time. Maybe

[@Nessthegreat]

I'm fighting through it now and it's taking a lot

[@unclerandy398]

Parabab Id really perfect it if you’d be quiet

[@BMB]

the fact that there’s nobody in the audience makes it 8 times better

[@happenedsafe6254]

bad muchacho b i would give your comment a like but it’s at 69, but anyways the reason there’s no audience is because this stream is from a 24 hour event in which more popular games are played during the day but this clip is from 4 am and no one really cares about this game lmao

[@Keshaire]

wdym there's a dude :)

[@Ultigen]

I went to the speed running section of a con once and it was identical to this and it was hell. Lines of empty chairs, a couch full of people who never talked or said awkward lines, and a tired looking guy playing a weird Japanese game no one has ever heard of. Truly hell

[@Chris-fj6pr]

Ultium99 I don’t know what it is but the fact that nobody is even present just makes it so much more cringey lmao

[@synthtronome9233]

anonymous Games done quick is a popular 24 hour event that is lot more packed in the morning. I have watched their streams for the last 5 years and in the middle of the night there is barely anyone at the stream or the place.

[@joddle23]

he does jumping jacks as if each limb were controlled by four different people on four different continents

[@ramensobs]

like if octodad was real

[@The_Devils_reject]

​@@ramensobsor if Voltron was controlled by spastics.

[@NaanosVEVO]

QWOP jumping jacks

[@aaaoooosoveryeepy]

just input lag

[@Mikeyjfox1]

Best part lol "great job guy I don't know" 🤣

[@DarthChrisB]

Director: "Why is this music so awkward, I wanted something more upbeat." Composer: "The time will come when you will understand."

[@paulosouza449]

Fuck dude I almost choked laughing

[@Superkaioken87]

Lmaooooo fuck!

[@justingoebel2835]

I liked this comment but couldn't bring myself to let the likes go over 666

[@PigeonFlare]

@@justingoebel2835 Don't worry I did it for you

[@CoolioTheMonkey]

This comment is brilliant 😂😂😂

[@yuudoooo]

I like how the two on either side of them just stay silent. its like a cringe sandwich

[@SMOKEThRuTHePaIN]

I'm hoping off youtube now 😂😂

[@shampouineurdu92]

Well, this is the funniest comment I have ever read. Kudos to you

[@tramquangpho]

Lolllll

[@mitchelljosephmccartney6428]

They’re trolling I remember seeing it a long time ago

[@isaacmendez1529]

Lmaooooooooooooooooooo WTFFFF💀💀💀💀💀

[@greenmushroom2587]

As someone with terrible social anxiety, I need to come back here once in a while just to show to myself that I am actually not doing that bad.

[@yayorneigh]

👍

[@jonathancerda794]

I feel you on that, I’m a basement anti socialist, love my privacy. But I get attention and people want to hang etc. But I feel like im working hard to just keep a conversation going or make things aight. I hate being put in awkward situations, but don’t want to be rude and make people think I don’t want to spend time with them. How do you keep friends, when you yourself don’t really want them?

[@doomerantiboomer206]

@@jonathancerda794 I'm in the same boat my guy. I'm tired of socially awkward moments that I'd rather not socialize and it feels like people think I don't wanna spend time with them specifically.

[@jonathancerda794]

@@doomerantiboomer206 lol yea same shit! I just don’t believe in true friends so idk, i guess i kinda see everyone fake as fuck. But that’s me though. I’m that guy that puts on a smiling face but inside, I’m dying lol

[@_.Dylan._]

@@jonathancerda794 yes

[@yes6707]

Nigthmare blunt rotation

[@senseiii3986]

Lol oh no

[@silenttvshka]

😭

[@Smitty.Bacall]

Lethal 😂😂

[@alexgreene7110]

Dream blunt rotation!

[@matthewosterman9030]

Lol

[@_MrMoney]

It's like seeing Spongebob and Squidward in real life

[@wakewind4129]

Oh my fucking God. You’re absolutely right..

[@TheFel0x]

U right lol

[@GTBlazingKirby]

💀

[@janggz7620]

@@wakewind4129 hello brother

[@jonw9791]

Shiiiit 🤣

[@CymruJedi]

I want a road trip comedy where the two of them travel across America together

[@connorcloke8121]

"Wow! That's the Eiffel Tower! The tip sure is pointy!" "Yep." "Do you think Giants would use it as a toothpick, if they existed?" "Probably not." "Too pointy?" "Yep."

[@elijahfyffe5176]

@@connorcloke8121 >America >Eiffel Tower Edit: I have been informed there's a remade Eiffel tower in Vegas. Thanks for the info!

[@connorcloke8121]

@@elijahfyffe5176 Oops. Don't know why but I didn't see the American part, my bad

[@elijahfyffe5176]

@@connorcloke8121 it's cool, I thought the comment was hilariously accurate

[@alexk1682]

Starkiller100 lmaooo

[@nocturnaldivision]

This is exactly what happens when you treat the real world like discord and reddit.

[@simpleclonetrooper2740]

so accurate it's scary

[@Teabone3]

fact.

[@Cosplaybuddygiraffes]

I tend to talk a lot and interrupt people in a voice chat, but boy howdy I’m happy I’m not THIS level of chatty (especially with strangers). It tends to come from a feeling of isolation and wanting validation though, so I can’t blame them tbh

[@battenburg6089]

@@Cosplaybuddygiraffes id really appreciate it if you would be quiet

[@princessmyprincess4284]

Your profile picture encapsulates this very well

[@Average_K]

Caveman is like the antithesis of an improv performer. He shuts every attempt at a bit or simple conversation down and it’s hilarious.

[@jefferson-tl3cr]

It's not "simple conversation". It's just forced and feels off, extremely uncomfortable. Sometimes it's just better to shut the fuck up. If you speak like this, you're on the spectrum, and I can assure you that people feel uneasy around you.

[@TheTdw2000]

which can, in its own way, be funny itself.

[@steven2457]

i wonder why the guy who likes playing the exact same route of shitty obscure game for thousands of hours would act like an autist

[@chichiaga]

he's just like me

[@Nomad524]

​@o_ToRTuRe_o ok?

[@alfiemitchell3026]

There are a couple of times where he makes the speedrunner laugh, then he just milks it and completely ruins it

[@Esdeath_0001]

We all have a friend who does this

[@rex-ch7lf]

@@Esdeath_0001 didnt you want a kid to milk you? (Making a joke people. Dont need to lose your mind) And yeah...sucks that its relatable for me lol

[@Supersquigi]

@@rex-ch7lf I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

[@altdelet3778]

He craves validation

[@rex-ch7lf]

@@Supersquigi hmmm. Nah

[@Smoove_J]

Look at that timer. He just sat there for 30 min and marinated in the humiliation.

[@kiy5278]

And when i thought this video couldn't get any more cringe. I didn't even realise this. Incredible.

[@lolboy546]

Oh Jesus, that is just delicious

[@Plexiscore]

It makes him stronger

[@nailmontana1993]

Marinated hahahah perfect

[@obsoletepowercorrupts]

He actually did not marinate in the humiliation though. He waited like a ninja for the opportune moment for the online audience to put that Chris-Cornell-Lookalike-Wannabe in his place. Chibi won because he called Caveman's bluff. Even the clapping guys behind the couch came round to the audience's view.

[@SavingSoulsMinistries]

I come back every 6 months or so to remind myself that.... It could always be worse

[@lp.shakur]

me too my man 😂

[@mikefast3967]

Same

[@cigarettpuppy6958]

@@patriciaallen5830 I would really prefer if you'd be quiet

[@patriciaallen5830]

Thenks

[@pla6ue]

@@patriciaallen5830 I would prefer if you'd wear a mask....good god.

[@firebirdude2]

I love how each donation made it worse and worse. Speedrunner: "I hate this guy." Green Hoodie: "This guy hates me." Twitch: "Here's $10 for green hoodie to do jumping jacks right in dude's face...."

[@narconyx]

At the end of the day while it sucks the speedrunner's GDQ experience was sub optimal at least the money was all going to a good cause.

[@CREESTAFAH]

The dead frozen expression on his face combined with the stupid background music is too damn funny lol

[@sppsports2449]

that tomba 2 background music complimented the awkwardness so very well...

[@habdochkeineahnung]

so im not the only one... it does.

[@gregmcgregginton574]

it very much does, dude

[@TheNighmare1]

Dude i love bagels!

[@alphakade8999]

Especially because it's not very good..

[@mustprince1254]

pewdiepie

[@Ziabetus]

It physically hurt to watch this. Thank you for making this.

[@ThatOneRedEchidna]

Timeghost Why? Doom is a great game.

[@ThatOneRedEchidna]

Ziabetus Whatever you say.

[@sakura_umi]

this vid is the greatest thing i ahve ever witnessed

[@shady4091]

I nearly had a fucking panic attack just trying to get through this shit.

[@vitalityfox]

Ziabetus I turned it off after the 1st minute.

[@feeblecrusty7914]

“Thank you for the list of pigs in video games” was the point of no return

[@madisonhartley5707]

The thing that gets me is he ASKED for the list too. Like, bruh.

[@ScotsmanJ]

@@madisonhartley5707 just autism all around

[@netnooker]

caveman never caught on chibi's autism and thought he was just some annoying dude. caveman tried to make him stammer and look stupid, and had to say something when chibi whole heartedley answered the question. its like cringe poetry, cannot be made up.

[@caseyjasey4446]

Oh look, it's 14 year old me talking to 18 year old me

[@mrmickfran]

It's 25 year old me talking to 25 year old me.

[@ademski3447]

I mean I wanna upvote your comment but can't for obvious reasons

[@crowns9966]

So... 18 year old you is a douche and 14 year old is an awkward dude that tries to fit in a place and never knows when enough is enough?

[@randomguy6712]

I wouldn’t say the 18 year old guy is a douche, I haven’t watched any other runs of him but based on this video alone his annoyance is justified when some guy invites himself to the couch and will not stop talking

[@crowns9966]

Random Guy I was joking a little bit to be honest, I know both of those guys were awkward to a degree in this video

[@smorgington]

“great job guy I don’t know” This man’s hatred is hilarious

[@intellectualhybrid2]

this makes like the best comedy duo

[@fsdspdf2717]

He really emphasized that he didn't know him.

[@diegouy8277]

Doesnt the speedrunner usually pick the couch?

[@jakobe8767]

Diego Uy he does the speed runner said that dude just showed up on the couch

[@M0vingtargetz98]

Someone link the timing of this comment I can’t find it 😂😭

[@nia.d33]

Somehow the repetative music enhances the effect of him slowly becoming more annoyed till he everntually just blurts it out.

[@ShouldOfStudiedForTheTest]

For me it sounds depressing and just underlines the monotone depressive social fail that Chibi experiences daily.

[@diegosotomiranda4107]

Yeah like its growing to madness at some point xD

[@BreadboiEVA01]

Nia.D33 fr

[@MRWhoreoscope]

The true cringe starts at 3:00 and it doesn't relent from there.

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

We're really glossing over the fact that he did 10 of the most uncoordinated jumping jacks I have ever beheld and then said that was his exercise "for the week" absolutely insane

[@MrLoowiz]

He did more exercise in these 10 jumping jacks than the entire room in a month, tbh.

[@MrZega000]

I mean...he was obviously trying to make a joke, but the room was so cold after he got burned.

[@rubub8455]

that was definitely a joke and a funny one at that

[@123ili]

Hes literally just making a joke theres nothing insane about it what are you talking about

[@-KillaWatt-]

The Iraqi military had better jumping jacks.

[@pencillegsjones6298]

I’ve never seen someone look so confident yet so awkward at the same time Edit: Watching this again, I actually retract my statement, he’s just cringe as hell.

[@sinatra_srb]

That's what happens when you think you can handle conversations with no social skills

[@lemoncaketerrorist2921]

He’s trying so hard. I really want to give him a hug lol.

[@ungayumungus8785]

@Elitedevil Not unless you get too cocky.

[@erenyeager3655]

@@sinatra_srb that's the fine caution for someone with aspergers.

[@gcjas1998]

@@sinatra_srb so what should he do? Stay silent forever? Social skills aren't a lesson that you are taught in a class. Only with real practice you can gain them. This too was a lesson on where the boundaries of excessive rambling exist.

[@CaleoGaming]

"great job, guy I don't know."

[@rwkane98]

Imma starting use this line lol

[@NireFuster]

The timing of the jumping jacks and the speedrunner reaching his favorite part has to be proof that some divine force exists and made this moment happen there's no way that was a coincidence

[@DylanZapf-dm4mh]

Nire i fucking love it

[@fresh-2-death953]

😂😂😂

[@SD-hc4nj]

Great moments happen to great people.... *WHEEZE*

[@NavidIsANoob]

Comedy fucking gold.

[@TylerMarshall0007]

Seriously. He could have waited until after. The player should have been leading the conversation and them focusing on the play thru instead we get this cringe of a dude trying to make irrelevant small talk

[@FreyrFox]

that "Hi" sounded so heartbroken. Rip In Pieces

[@twat9954]

Bradley Doesnt Give A Fox aye

[@iSerginhoo]

I love how humiliating the whole situation feels for all of them

[@faitharnett8177]

Holy crap, the fact that it was also chibi’s birthday just adds another layer to the awkwardness lmao

[@xdmemes5821]

Every birthday he’s gonna have from now on is forever tainted

[@TommysSketches]

The couch be like: 🗿😆😐🗿

[@KevinKuschel]

lmao

[@chadshackelford5040]

This comment made me laugh more than the video itself

[@flameguy3416]

When hoodie guy says something:🗿😃👀🗿

[@aidandrisgula3017]

@@flameguy3416 😂😂

[@scootsmcgoots]

Hahaha, this comment is amazing.

[@FusRoDah2]

The fact that this happened at like 6 or 7 in the morning makes so much sense.

[@Stephuzz]

jesus christ didn’t they have anything better to do?

[@Karl_Drogo55]

@@Stephuzz priorities man

[@broke5982]

@@Stephuzz yeah that’s fucking crazy... to think one would wake up in the morning and arrive by 7 o clock to spend the remainder of the day looking at a tv. It’s like a job but not a job. They could’ve at least waited till noon.

[@CaptainRasco]

@@broke5982 do you have absolutely any idea what's going on in front of you?

[@newlchipson2900]

@@CaptainRasco do you?

[@newchallenger9017]

This is my favorite comedy duo. An optimistic joker who is oblivious to everything. The other:a sarcastic down to earth man who takes everything seriously. It’s too great

[@Aomicplane]

Exactly my thought too lmao. Altho this sort of idea has been done many times before, you could some sort of comedy sketches with these 2 characters lol

[@dinsdag6juli2010]

Bert and Ernie, but better.

[@louisstepman5728]

spongebob and squidward

[@BandagedThumbs]

"optimistic joker" is too generous

[@ck891]

YaboiiLouis you hit the nail on the head right there lol

[@JM-hj3sm]

Right when you think it can't get anyore awkward, Chibi decides to do the jumping jacks right when Caveman starts talking about his favorite part of the game.

[@mylespando5192]

I mean he did do it to get an extra 10 dollar donation. The whole point of the stream

[@JM-hj3sm]

@mylespando5192 Lol I know. I just found the timing to be perfect.

[@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

@@JM-hj3sm And it was

[@cv_290]

The only person who could've saved him would've been the knitting girl.

[@CrazyBrick30]

*middle of a SPEED run* "Um, can you stop?" Criiiiiinge...

[@raggededge82]

@@CrazyBrick30 have some respect, that event was obviously all about her

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

I've somehow missed the video of this knitting girl. Anybody got a link?

[@sasquatchlil4173]

@@kidzbop38isstraightfire92 I gotchu

[@kidzbop38isstraightfire92]

@@sasquatchlil4173 fire it over fam

[@IHiggs]

These are like stoners that dont smoke weed

[@wesleyslowik2100]

Video games are their drug of choice

[@sirbalafort2620]

The common variable here is that they're both groups of losers

[@jimmybean420]

@@sirbalafort2620 damn lol

[@peternehemiah1606]

I would really preferred if you'd be quiet

[@TeddyOG]

@@sirbalafort2620 fuck off square

[@Fadzi2342]

The repetitive Tomba soundtrack is what really sold this for me.

[@Killjoy.Z]

It adds an entirely different vibe that ascends the video 10 levels, therein making the video historical.

[@Dante_Sparda_DMC]

Only one reply? Now two?

[@Gibbypg]

3

[@DIAMOND-_-SWAG13]

after he told him to be quiet and the music got louder I couldn’t help but burst out laughing

[@superarcade643]

it was like the soundtrack wasnt made for the game but for this whole speedrun

[@Spacemaaan]

"But yes, you are correct." You can tell he felt bad shutting up the special kid

[@BoverdeseKnuttz]

Every person in this video is a special kid

[@Interestinguiniyyah]

Indeed, surely they are all on the spectrum

[@runthenumbers9698]

Not the guy to green-hoodie's right He got tf out of there at exactly the right time

[@DepressedFishey123]

Did he tho? He was just a flat out dick to him the whole time

[@JokerFace090]

@@runthenumbers9698 He is at a fucking speed run event. He has autism.

[@coolbeans1256]

“The character design of this game kinda reminds me of Adventure Island.” “Alright.”

[@TravezMcostler]

CoolBeans “I believe you.”

[@David-wy7cj]

That’s where knowing social cues comes into play

[@vectro4284]

Heard any news from the other parts of Tamriel?

[@zigzag4491]

He just shuts down every bit of small talk the guy tries.

[@anotherhealingjourneybegins]

Ironically enough, I was like omg dude is so right, I thought I was the only one who remembered Adventure Island😂

[@connersmith4004]

I like how green hoodie guy has to look down and confirmed he's wearing green before doing the jumping jacks

[@DarkLeviathan8]

Matthew Peraica I know right? I wonder if that guy realise he has marked the speedrunning history

[@Arrow3766]

Conner Smith most people do it unconsciously

[@LieseFury]

pretty sure he was taking off the mic but i like this interpretation

[@rachelfujotesh6141]

"jumping jacks" .......like considering "chin-ups" as literally putting your chin above bar without actually pulling yourself up.

[@cakestalker]

+Lieselotte Aya The mic was in his hand, he sat holding it to his mouth basically the entire run.

[@louisthompson5781]

The two other guys on the cast are like extras in a sitcom. They take no notice.

[@tommyfleur7649]

They are not aware of, nor have ever questioned their own reality.

[@NocturnalAndres]

@@tommyfleur7649 lmaoooo

[@youzettasonsofdigits1639]

imagine after Caveman tells Chibi to be quiet he turns to the guy on his left and says "I would really prefer if you would speak up".

[@toasted2807]

Rough Divide NPCs.

[@lukesmith4698]

Rough Divide probably friends or colleagues of caveman. I read somewhere that everyone there was invited by caveman, with the exception of chibi of course.

[@Branchtail]

The jumping jacks were bad enough and then he scoots CLOSER to the speedrunner even with all that space on the couch 😭

[@nightinxgale7083]

“Alright, so this is like the coolest part in the game in my opinion.” *Green hoodie guy precedes to do bad jumping jacks.*

[@z42O]

You mean pathetic jumping jacks lol

[@userPrehistoricman]

Are you kidding me? The quality of the performance AT THAT TIME when the runner is trying to say something in the middle of the screen is what makes it perfect.

[@ryanilopan229]

911 Likes m8

[@MrOranck]

With 2 loud claps at that!

[@kakokapolei123]

The fact that he started doing jumping jacks right when the speedrunner tries to explain his favorite part of the game killed me

[@knowthycell]

@nasolem that’s the only reason you would ever do jumping jacks

[@nuroe1]

Absolutely ruined him, it came full circle. Truely a thing of beauty

[@Luccen69]

The comedic timing and the absolute lack of any social awareness by the guy in green sweater was just to perfect there.

[@izzy031096]

*tried to do jumping jacks

[@duckmastterflex]

They are on some petty stepbrothers shit right there

[@BL4CK-L1ST]

The fact that either he didn’t knew how to properly do jumping jacks for real or he was doing them awkwardly because he was doing them right next to the speedrunner made it ten times cringier lol.

[@fourpapa1]

I think he was trying not to swing his arms in front of the speedrunner

[@myvideos37]

Yeah like he could’ve moved

[@CreamyAlbafica]

He deadass didnt know how to open his legs like-

[@Prodrentjet]

No ones talking about the guy in the back who can’t clap properly

[@irregulargamer1352]

What kind of people do you expect these types of events to attract? I mean look at them. Even at my worst I will never be as sweaty, greasy or socially inept as most of these guys. If they weren't they would have better things to do.

[@cowpolk5763]

Up until 1:20 I think Caveman was genuinely being friendly but after that the armour begins to crack under the intense pressure of chibis autistic assault

[@DBZ483]

LMAO

[@somedude1561]

"The character design of this game kinda reminds me of Adventure Island" "a l r i g h t"

[@amarson2322]

I literally dyieied at that part lol

[@2millionblunts]

"never doubt the powers of weapon space" "Alright" "So this is a case where getting crabs is a good thing?" "yeah."

[@zambo6453]

if the dude had've given him more than 1 word responses, he probably wouldve calmed down a bit but he just gets more nervous and it gets worse they both suck

[@IsraelCountryCube]

@@zambo6453 no they dont suck. it was just a coincidence when an akward autistic 25 year old met an easily irritated 25 year old mustache man.

[@harrydinglbury4016]

You guys really need to look up what autism means or have a loved one or family member on the spectrum. These guys are just simply socially inept humans. Just because someone is socially off doesn’t classify them as autistic. They’re just simply a couple dweebs who only stayed in & played video games & also who never had any real friends outside of discord or twitch and only know how to communicate in the weird way they typically do on those platforms.

[@Post98w]

Love how after he did those jumping jacks the speedrunner was sure to point out he didn't know the guy lmao

[@myspacebarbrokenevermindif9892]

nead digger it's a way to completely disassociate himself with green sweater guy

[@lilfroozy]

This guy is literally twitch chat

[@t3hSn34kyN1nj4]

cringe inducing and le epic memespouting. incredibly, incredibly un-fucking-funny, old mate playing the game wanted none of that shit and I don't blame him.

[@NoobKillerRoof]

Jorge DeMuerte let me kiss u

[@t3hSn34kyN1nj4]

NoobKiller Roof *kissu*~~ uguu *eyes sparkle*

[@NoobKillerRoof]

Jorge DeMuerte cute boi!!!!

[@Voeris1]

Jorge DeMuerte I died.

[@thomas-zs2jm]

"Dude I love bagels!" The beginning of the end for this poor soul.

[@Darkfoot21]

I love how the in-game music syncs with the mood of the room

[@Teabone3]

lmfao very true

[@s-m9636]

UNDERRATED COMMENT

[@tomasmalin]

The music made it million times worse.

[@bait5257]

,

[@TheMightyKaiser]

I hope that this is the only remaining footage of society.

[@samuelb3121]

Wait...youre telling me we live in a society??????

[@frankiehatch7887]

super underated comment.

[@yeehaw4403]

bless you

[@n0zo.143]

@@samuelb3121 we used to

[@patrickpotter1620]

Fucking hilarious.

[@Olimar-ij6vd]

I really like how the thing that was the final straw for him was pointing out the fact that Santa’s number 1 helper is a squirrel

[@techmouse.]

Mustache guy hates being reminded he's not Santa's number 1 helper.

[@consumergeekaloid4912]

had to give him credit though, he was correct

[@audellaroque4730]

But yes you are correct

[@okat32]

@@consumergeekaloid4912mustache guy looks like an elf so it could be something factual. Mustache guys is having his arc, got exiled by Santa and came to earth to Make speed runs for games he created when he worked for Santa creating games and toys

[@Ckoz2829]

@@okat32 Elves aren’t aliens, they’re already on Earth. They live in the North Pole.

[@Mithrandir804]

Cannot believe it's been a decade, Jesus Christ.

[@cheese8bits795]

Time really flies brub

[@CharlieFoxtrot]

now the guy is probably like 28 and having flashbacks of this day on a frequent basis

[@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI]

Back when GDQ's unintentionally hilarious moments were truly something to behold. Like a Golden age of autism As for intentionally hilarious GDQ moments, Bonesaw's infamous Jak stream is now 8 years old!

[@JacobInNormalLand]

You know that scene in Saving Private Ryan when the soldier is slowly stabbed and killed? This is worse.

[@sovereign4045]

Jacob Zembower Good joke

[@anvxed]

Man that scene gave me nightmares back in the day!

[@DangAssDan]

Jacob Zembower I actually lol'd

[@TheGravitalEmpire]

Jacob Zembower i fapped to that scene

[@MaxSenj]

Jacob Zembower God damnit Uppam

[@srm5455]

4:22 "Someone else has a birthday today" "What are the odds" The way that line was delivered was beyond hilarious

[@Fugshot1]

Beautiful, utterly beautiful. You can see and hear the disdain in this dudes manner

[@xmachuuu]

“Rigggggght?”

[@rohanpapesch9913]

God dude I love that

[@sploofmcsterra4786]

It wasn't even his birthday, he said 'work day'

[@kevinharo4990]

@@sploofmcsterra4786 true

[@edjamaz4636]

I love how he just grows more and more passive aggressive lmao ‘alright.’ ‘Good joke.’

[@sparta117corza]

He made a mistake by starting to banter with him mid way through encouraging him.

[@jlupus8804]

He was dropping hints, but Green Guy kept feeling a need to prove himself

[@oliver2001]

I get how some people could be annoying but that guy was just really annoying and oblivious

[@oliver2001]

He probably was that guy that never learnt how to act around people cause they would just follow him

[@donjon5442]

Culminating in that brutal guy I don’t know line at the end

[@RandyInCandidCamera]

I think there was too much that made his "be quiet" more painful, the fact that he kept it in until then, the head tilted towards him, and the wording he chose. If earlier on he had casually asked him to be quiet while focused on his game Green Hoodie likely wouldn't take it personally and understood the tone of the room.

[@axelnilsson2031]

yes, but he held it in because he thought the other guy would eventually pick up on the vibes and self regulate because thats what people who are not on the spectrum would do having grown up with friends who were very clearly on the spectrum sometimes you really had to be sort of blunt with them, I mean you'd try to do it in a friendly way but you also needed to be really clear to get through to them guy in green is also not only on the spectrum, but also acting in a very histrionic fashion, he must have some notion of the fact that he can be really annoying to other people, because he has to have had similar incidents happen before, yet even after he's told to be quiet he gets angry quiet rather than reflect upon the situation then when he gets a chance to be in the spotlight again he does it in a very disrespectful manner, I dunno I side with mustache man here, green guy is being an asshole, just because its your bday that doesn't give you the right to crash someone elses event, and at some level I think he knows what he's doing but chooses to ignore it willingly not because he's on the spectrum but because he's histrionic

[@garfieldarbuckle6374]

This is absolutely perfect, he doesn’t even do the jumping jacks properly.

[@colinsmejkal4046]

Lol and he got his exercise for the week.

[@margaretasiedu4239]

69 likes nobody ruin it

[@sirpizo555]

Alright well we got this going on first of all

[@illastration1]

Did you expect anything else?

[@jacobpeters5458]

@@margaretasiedu4239 how we gonna get to 6969 bruh

[@seinfan9]

It's pretty great that the woman reading the donations goes ahead and says whatever they write. She doesn't give a rat's ass how much more awkward it makes the situation.

[@totoroneblinny6100]

It's text to speech

[@officiallydumb]

@@totoroneblinny6100 no its not lol

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@totoroneblinny6100 TTS doesn't complain about when it fucks up its own pronunciation.

[@nathancarr5437]

@@totoroneblinny6100 LOL!!!! You’re text to speech 🙄

[@TehSawnderz]

@@totoroneblinny6100 are you retarded

[@scottsmith8162]

When you place four guys who have spent a lifetime isolating themselves from human interaction uncomfortably close to one another on a small couch.

[@blu2697]

Like a homeschooled kid and a lonely gamer

[@henley1731]

The guy who is playing is more looking like he spent a lifetime isolating himself from human interaction as he's tight as a clam

[@novicenoobtube450]

Read that in geralds voice

[@baha2716]

Girls find isolating themselves and being antisocial cute until they become this

[@LUMINIZEDOG]

dont lump saboom (far left) into that group he's a fucking god gamer

[@rjante2236]

Whenever I feel down, I come back to this moment. I always end up feeling so much better.

[@facemelter2277]

“Someone else has a birthday today!” “What are the odds?” This guy is gold

[@terminalcancer2070]

Didnt even realise the joke until i saw your comment fosnsjs

[@veryonlineman]

I dont get it

[@bibabutzemann5661]

me too in german translation that is not funny at all :/

[@GooberDunk]

the joke is that Chibi said "someone else has a birthday today!" while CavemanDCJ said "what are the odds?" the joke here being that Chibi is nowhere near being the only person to have a birthday on that day, since he is one in billions to exist on that day, but somehow, was surprised at knowing someone else had a birthday on the same day he did, making CavemanDCJ reply sarcastically "what are the odds?"

[@bibabutzemann5661]

@@GooberDunk ahhhh thanks

[@UnloadedDie]

Chibi: "My name is Tomba the mighty!!" Caveman: "He doesn't actually talk, though. He would never say that in any situation." That is the best example of anti-chemistry I've ever heard in a conversation.

[@IRoYaILTY]

Yeah if you miss that que, youre asking for it.

[@IncredibleIceCastle]

Anti-improv

[@egusisoup1826]

Homie went for the jugular

[@LatinaCreamQueen]

That’d make for a funny buddy cop dynamic. It was basically me and Kim in Disco Elysium.

[@maxalonso2025]

Man the fact that he continues making the voice ☠️

[@chilli1472]

This makes me want to never say anything again ever in fear of being this guy

[@StarSonata10]

This everytime in a group with some people you're not used to. Perhaps this is how people got social anxiety grows in them.

[@frysebox1]

Sirius that's such a sad and submissive outlook, when you can in stead be part of shaping the social hierarchy game. Stop following, be yourself, but don't tread on other people unprovoked. Don't take shit from people, but also don't give shit (humor/banter is a completely different thing), and try to stand up for the little man when more malevolent people try to further themselves through belittling of others, although ultimately they will have to learn to stand up for themselves. If you have a modicum of self awereness & charm/social intelligence and follow these very fair principles, 90% of people will like you to varying degrees in the long term. As for the remaining 10%, they're shallow sociopaths who can go fuck themselves, they're not worth your time, so why would you care what opinion they have of you?

[@Solidsteakx]

Atornity yeah you better keep your mouth closed. 🎃

[@JohnPaul-nb5iu]

frysebox1 wtf dude, its not that serious. Just don't be annoying that's all.

[@JohnPaul-nb5iu]

Sirius people aren't that complex, don't listen to that guy he's crazy.

[@autumnwinter3639]

They actually have good chemistry it's entertaining

[@donnydont]

That game music is just the cherry on top.

[@Yoko-yl4zb]

LMAO it went on forever during the close up lol

[@galaxystarmap]

thought the same 😁😂

[@tommybhadmus6354]

1,000 like

[@johncameron6877]

he even warned us xD

[@rolanddelasse8585]

Yes hihihihihihi

[@Kurt-LoMein]

"This game kind of reminds me of adventure island." "Alright."

[@solotaughtme]

ahahahaha

[@ryloken4297]

Lmao that made me laugh

[@stllbreathnbut_y1844]

It was hilarious, but the guy did have a point.

[@joec4997]

the guy had no chill

[@turnt0ff]

Alright

[@OfficialMaxBox]

I wouldn't call myself a masochistic person. But something about forcing myself to watch this video in 10-second parts with 15-second recovery periods is just.. irresistible.

[@t4404]

i'm so glad it's not just me

[@tom_see]

I literally watched it like this BEFORE seeing your comment. lmao

[@getsu0]

So, I'm watching your videos, right. I'm thinking about cheaters in TF2, and then I start thinking about cheaters in speedrunning. I remember this guy, who cheated in paper Mario, and then look up the video he's known for (this one). I just happen to scroll down into the comments while watching this video, and find you here, a day after you commented. Are you in control of my life, Max?

[@sparklesparklesparkle6318]

I did it all in one go because taking breaks only elongates the pain.

[@scootsmcgoots]

It's definitely not just you. It's like taking tiny, tiny bites out of the most delicious dessert you've ever had and you're savouring every. single. moment. Because every single moment is magical.

[@XxDaniel317xX]

For somebody who grew up having social anxiety, low self-esteem and socially awkward. This gives me chills down my spine. I KNOW what that dude in green was feeling and it's awful...Obviously though I would never ACT like he does in this video. But the situation still gives me flashbacks.

[@Sja172]

ok.

[@fantasmatice999]

Alright

[@honcho4581]

Alright

[@ScrubbaDubDub]

Yeah, same.

[@holocaustguy1007]

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

[@niceladyoav7891]

"So confirmed Santa's number 1 helper is a squirrel" Famous last words

[@imadinowithoutaname]

But yes you are correct

[@tonikroosassistingyousince5973]

I would really prefer if you'd be quiet.... But yes you're correct

[@dylanmartin9190]

He crossed the line with that comment

[@misinformedowl9247]

So you have chosen... silence

[@slinkkkcrown6061]

Lol

[@sophiefilms4255]

If you’re looking for the part where he says ‘I would really prefer if you’d be quiet’ it’s at 5:19

[@11D7-n8d]

Thank you

[@awper901]

Thankyou... guy I don't know

[@_UnknownStory]

No, there is no speedrun-valid warping for this video. You must watch the whole thing, glitchless, 100%. However the rules do allow 2 pauses to let the cringe sink in so you don't overload

[@nightmode3782]

@@_UnknownStory Bruh, I used the 5:19 timestamp trick by using the fast scroll glitch on the comment section to find this comment with the timestamp.

[@hexx6120]

It's funnier if you don't skip it😂

[@TimeTravelingFetus]

Big Bang Theory but there's no laugh tracks and everybody hates eachother.

[@Kokkenbollz]

So like Big bang theory on the set

[@mikeoxlong567]

Except this is actually funny

[@brwhizz3060]

Big Bang Theory has a live audience, not a ‘laugh track’.

[@DanielMartinez-nw1pn]

@@brwhizz3060 Lol, the script was built around a laugh track. It's probably like "Hello Penny. Star Trek. Star Wars (Insert laugh track)"

[@DanielMartinez-nw1pn]

Except that this is actually funny

[@ningata2983]

something about chibi is that hes holding his mic like he's in a standup routine.

[@Lucas2k04]

he's the type of guy to say "omegalul" in real life

[@vectro4284]

Lul means dick in Dutch.

[@cornbrown338]

@@vectro4284 lul

[@AtroSpecter]

@@vectro4284 Grote lul

[@terx7308]

Or pogchamp

[@Monkey_30000]

@@terx7308 pOgGeRs

[@simonhansen5038]

I feel they connected when they were talking about the pants. They had something going there.

[@Jgrimwald]

Yeah. They were having a real, George Costanza - Jerry Seinfeld Season 1 thing going there...

[@nicholaspalacio9672]

This comment just made me laugh my ass off at 6AM.

[@FirestormDDash]

The thing that connects one man to another is the size and power of their pants.

[@albertwesker5674]

I wanted to like your comment but you’re a bronie.

[@albertwesker5674]

Firestorm Danger Dash for a second I didn’t what you were talking about then I saw ur pic and guessed it was some gay ass insult lol

[@Jodus_MacGotuss]

"so, confirmed. santa's #1 helper is a squirrel" Top ten phrases said moments before disaster.

[@videofudge]

Top ten straws that broke the camels back 😂

[@videofudge]

@Beefenne LiBre chill out dude. We're here to have a good time 😂

[@bigbirdmusic8199]

@Beefenne LiBre i would really prefer if youd be quiet...and no, youre wrong

[@videofudge]

@Beefenne LiBre whats wrong with you dude?

[@reasons2live]

@@videofudge Ah you’re about a week late.

[@bid3299]

i’ve watched this exact video like at least 20 times and it never gets old

[@pedjamigrant7189]

Same . It relaxes my nerves to a point

[@abellopez2552]

“So confirmed, Santa’s number one helper is a squirrel” is the straw that broke the camels back

[@jvideo0007]

I would really prefer if you would be quiet. But yes you are correct

[@chiefchimp4377]

No shit.

[@1989Ezal]

Really, Special Agent Doofie?

[@abellopez2552]

@@1989Ezal Im saying it’s funny how that was the comment that finally made him snap you dumb bitch

[@1989Ezal]

@@abellopez2552 No shit, Sherlock!!!

[@youseenednedisdead]

i wish they capitalized on this. i would absolutely watch a whole lets play channel of just these guys having an awful time together. the anti-two best friends play

[@zombyjano]

I think initially the joke was that TheSw1tcher was a channel of two guys who hate each other play games together, at least in the Machinima days. Then they actually fell apart :/

[@av_990]

@@zombyjano yeah its a shame, those were good times

[@KanalDerGutenSache]

Wdym anti two?

[@youseenednedisdead]

@@KanalDerGutenSache as in, an opposite schtick where two people who genuinely dislike eachother and cant even pretend to get along are doing lets plays together, preferably against their will

[@KanalDerGutenSache]

@@youseenednedisdead So you mean anti-friends, not anti-two.

[@girlnamedskully]

Green Jacket's trying to do anything to start a conversation and Speedrunner's trying to do anything to stop a conversation

[@navonmyhand7999]

Unstoppable gamer vs Immovable Speedrunner

[@tupacshakur4evar943]

@Carl Panzram introverts should be exterminated.

[@tupacshakur4evar943]

@Carl Panzram ethnic cleansing

[@phosphatepod]

@@phaserunner2413 the people in this are speedrunning for charity, not for world records. the speedunner here was being way too quiet and could have prevented this by actually participating in a conversation im not saying the annoying guy is completely innocent but I do believe the speedunner is at fault, too

[@phosphatepod]

@@phaserunner2413 yes, that's the problem. The speedrunner is trying to raise money and avoiding conversation isn't going to raise the money. obviously except for the donations that were supposed to add fuel to the fire

[@Nako3]

Caveman was super patient with him for a long time until he decided to make history xD

[@yahdood6015]

Love how the host announcer chick just keeps cheerfully saying things while hoodie guy is quietly having a social apocalypse to that droning soundtrack of loneliness

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

Oh well, atleast they got a cute host accompanying them.

[@almond3066]

@@AbrahamLincoln4 if I remember right, a bunch of guys SIMPed for her and eventually found out who she was and she ended up being a l@ndwhale with a cute voice lmao Those SIMPs were so devastated It's been a while though, so I may be mistaking it for another cringy speedrun

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

@@almond3066 She got fat? Bruh... I feel old now.

[@khalil7011]

@@almond3066 Who is she?

[@SamArChir]

@@almond3066 You sound like a real standup person. I've honestly never met a single person that used the word 'Simp' that wasn't a total incel.

[@tdns01]

Those people donating and asking green hoodie guy to do more stuff are the real heroes.

[@MongolEmpire77]

Thank you thank you this is a honour

[@cindybronwell3144]

@@KingOfFrye Somone who probably donated. Your 9 year old brain can't figure that out I guess.

[@isaiahshackleford6523]

@@KingOfFrye Why do you care?

[@isaiahshackleford6523]

@@KingOfFrye Yeah, but why?

[@clonetrooper8664]

@Gundyr 12 why would you wanna know that?

[@faustoneitor1]

"I want to hear more from the guy of the green sweatshirt on the couch, please let him talk more" *Moustache guy gives him a threatening look* "Hi... Nice moustache"

[@Hooded-Tet]

Now that's comedy I feel bad but that's funny as shart

[@prod.knorite4035]

We have the same channel icon. Are you my dad?

[@faustoneitor1]

STATIC 101 I am what u want me to be bby

[@MrKillabizzle]

That guy has his own epic cringe video of being swatted during a speed run stream and arguing constantly with his mom that enables him.It’s hilarious 😆

[@PinkStarburst717]

@@MrKillabizzle what's it called bro

[@SpokeInNoise]

Coming back to this clip years later, and having seein videos having analyzed and put it in compilations, I realize now, how these two are the perfect pair. It's like spongebob and squidward, get these two together, and you got yourself a sitcom. If they haven't already, they really need to look into collaborating

[@blackrose8418]

The most underrated part of this whole thing is that look they give eachother after someone donated to have him talk more. You couldnt get anymore awkward than that.

[@stoopidapples1596]

I don’t think there’s enough appreciation for the guy who donated after the bomb was dropped... he did the damage control

[@magnethand9478]

Plus he donated 4.20 which elevates it further

[@MrHyde-ku5qj]

The announcer usually doesn't read the donations instantly in order not to disturb the speedrunner. She does it whenever the speedrunner gives her the okay (see the full stream). But in this moment she just chose to read a donation on her own accord which was pretty nice of her. I'm sure she did that to ease the tension.

[@figgyswift8754]

@@MrHyde-ku5qj what I don't understand is why she would ever do that. The runner clearly stated that he did not want people talking, as it interuppted is run, yet she decides to read a donation, without any confirmation from the runner, encouraging the sweatshirt guy to keep talking. Did she think the runner was in the wrong, or was it simply an error?

[@chefchuck9500]

@@figgyswift8754 no he was pretty obviously referring only to the sweatshirt guy, nothing to do with interrupting the run

[@horeckilarion3310]

@@figgyswift8754 well the donations move to the speedrunner, so she probably saw how the chat wall boomed and after that it was clear that this isnt about the speedrun anymore.