Mirror's Edge speedrunner roasted SGDQ 2017

[@romilrh]

For all you haters out there, he's pretty sure it's fine, so *don't worry about it*

[@UndeadItachi2]

For me... I'm not worried about it, so it's fine.

[@gunziscomin2058]

Lmfao

[@SH19922x]

I've got severe whiplash from this video lol, someone needs to slap the pair of these wimps

[@ziiziizii3838]

Yea i feel u Romil its not okay to worry about it when u know its fine.

[@ziiziizii3838]

"I feel like a person is pretty solid"

[@somatic85]

“I saw you with another girl” Umm no it’s glitchless so it’s fine

[@Edgard422]

Trust me, it's no big deal

[@kurejzi4379]

don't worry about it

[@Ocaljr]

It was a broken mechanic.

[@See_Jayy]

I'm gonna ignore you

[@987werther]

@@Ocaljr Broken life mechanics

[@shaunj66]

I want this guy defending me in court

[@jacobjordan8340]

Judge: so you proceeded to stab the victim several times, why? Speedrunner: it's fine

[@matthewjackson4915]

Jacob Jordan don’t worry about it

[@dance8940]

There is no defending in court animation but thats not my fault. Dont worry bout it

[@user-qg2gy5lg4g]

@@jacobjordan8340 it wasn't his fault that knives be able to stab people so it's fine.

[@liammcqueeney8768]

which one lol

[@veronicai6278]

"I feel like the integrity of speedrunning itself is in question here." Best line.

[@butterspike680]

Which is non-existent

[@themonsterunderyourbed9408]

They had troons running the show. They have ZERO integrity.

[@valletas]

"I agree but i will ignore you"

[@Taystesouth]

death abusing doesn't sound intended... "that's glitchless for ya"

[@Marshallthegod]

" I completely agree... But i'm gonna ignore you"💀💀💀💀

[@medicalpaca9832]

I wish he would've told him *"I'd really prefer if you'd be quiet"*

[@chen4908]

MAH BOHI CHIBBY IS FEELING BAD BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU but you jesus fuck why didn't he tell him to SHUT THE HELL UP

[@WalrusMan526]

“Can you stop?”

[@jotarokujo3603]

Are you gonna tell the man to be quiet when he has a 50% chance of not dying from cancer and this is the last of her grandmothers blue yarn?!

[@elliotburing87]

I wish the guy in the beanie would have done 10 push ups.

[@STP.Productions]

😂😂😂

[@aminimoose3971]

"It's fine, don't worry about it." *Speech* 100

[@LuisLopez-om8zr]

More like ILLUSION 100

[@juliuscorr9058]

1.2 thousand likes 1 comment haha

[@aminimoose3971]

lol the first time I've been above a couple hundred likes, damn

[@MrOrangeonion]

@Ivory Birchman Because the gingerninja guy said it and the fat guy shut up, but then added that his speech level is 100. which comes from elder scrolls game that you can convince whoever what you want

[@botalex4845]

“It’s s not my fault” BLAME 100

[@allihavearepasta-basedthou2890]

Scientist: I have created a formula that can reverse death! This lad: Hmmmmmm. Avoiding intended mechanics...

[@THAC0MANIC]

it is a glitchless run it should you know avoid glitches its like saying im not going to kill you then i posion eveything your going to eat/drink with posion that will kill you or shooting you with a gun and then claiming i didnt kill you the bullet did.

[@yurrye7243]

TheBabadookWasOverrated he’s the same person to remind his teacher about home work

[@allihavearepasta-basedthou2890]

@@THAC0MANIC You missed the joke that the stream was, didn't you?

[@Cody-sk2dr]

@@THAC0MANIC ahh thats not My fault

[@cuntstablepoon8148]

@@THAC0MANIC you're gonna poison someone with poison?

[@sonictrain1]

This guy single handedly created the No major Glitches category and I won't be convinced otherwise

[@Joshua12450]

Game: starts Couch guy: court is now in session

[@_saitama1566]

I dont know if thats intended but this comment reminds me of a certain game

[@theiceygamer4742]

_Saitama what are you talking about nothing is wrong your honor

[@_saitama1566]

@@theiceygamer4742 lmao i c what's going on now

[@PadsterX]

@@_saitama1566 ahahaha he said "court is now in session" just like vibeo game

[@ezra5325]

@@_saitama1566 Phoenix wright?

[@_g00mba]

IRS: "You haven't paid taxes for the last 5 years" "Don't worry about it"

[@chrisl1446]

I see you're doing your taxes under the glitchless category, there's a death glitch where you make the IRS think you died and you never have to pay taxes again

[@thatoneguy9291]

surprisingly sad “it’s fine”

[@marcdominguez3595]

@@thatoneguy9291 that's right, there is a fine but since you know that... It's fine 🤣

[@wavytheluvbug8842]

Uhhh I’m pretty sure that’s a glitch

[@macbethhately7000]

Sounds like a glitch

[@Jaaykify]

“That seems pretty exploitable” “Yea well thats life”

[@terrellm7571]

“This doesn’t look intended”

[@JamBaby88]

Yea well that’s life

[@JamBaby88]

Lol

[@StephenDdunguMusic]

Truer words have never been spoken.

[@xanshen9011]

*China 100*

[@Titantr0n]

I went from hard cringing to wholesome smiling after reading the comments. What a relief.

[@thelabs7128]

Holy reddit

[@Dark_Tesla]

Same

[@youpwned9015]

You couldn’t figure out the context on your own?

[@5godhand620]

⁠@@youpwned9015 oh no they assumed something. Are you gonna cry about it? Piss? Want a binky?

[@Titantr0n]

@@youpwned9015 Couldn't you figure out the meaning of my sentence?? Fucking tool.

[@bry7721]

Player: jumps. The commentator guy: mmmmmmmmmmh

[@mastaslate5982]

Did you just glitch yourself above the ground

[@alanlopezr.7104]

To be fair he does call out some tricks that can't be considered glitches, it's just mechanic exploit. But there were some glitches, like the one that the runner himself called it a glitch, and some clipping.

[@vvvsss796]

@@alanlopezr.7104 the thing is that that isn't exactly a glitch, becuse it techincally wasn't out of bounds and all he did was kick

[@alanlopezr.7104]

@@vvvsss796 Yeah that one didn't feel out of bounds to be fair, again we'd have to slowly judge each one to see which are ok and which aren't. But overall it was sketchy for sure.

[@vvvsss796]

@@alanlopezr.7104 yeah mirror's edge glitchless is a bit odd but they all agree on the rules anyway so it doesn't really matter.

[@showtime1235]

Speed runner: so my mom died today Guy in the back: well that seems like a glitch

[@h.p.sabjion4247]

No I don't think so

[@bbcroc]

Yeah it’s ok

[@Nathan-ny3xp]

*I'm pretty sure its fine*

[@iamtheteapot7405]

It's not my fault

[@弘睿甫]

Speed runner : its fine that's in the game

[@cashwe]

"I feel like the whole integrity of speedrunning is at question here." "Right, right, I completely agree, but I'm going to ignore you."

[@linearmetroidvania888]

I know this is a quote, but this also describes the entire video

[@CalebCosner]

This had me dying lolol

[@Jaysmaug]

I'm gonna start using that irl "I agree but I'm going to ignore you

[@aidencrawford9704]

But it's all Kayfabe? They even made an entire video about how it was all a joke about how 'glitchless' was a terrible title.

[@MattCrawley_Music]

I thought you joking, then I heard him say those exact words

[@cloud9847]

the fact this was done without abusing glitches is pretty special.

[@daibo0ne]

Nice joke. 😂

[@austinfaber2247]

"So it's not glitchless, it's just glitch less." Damn this guy is genius

[@picasmo103]

Not genius, *jeans yes*

[@kickskii]

It's fine, don't worry about it

[@shagnastyfo20]

BOOM

[@Hola-hv4wo]

700 likes

[@randyrichmondiii3415]

😲

[@esg_zom3319]

“This isn’t a glitch” Sources: *Dude trust me*

[@Solizeus]

I think they call it glitchless because you can't warp using glitchs to another stage

[@xesxxx]

@@Solizeus But he did that in the run haha, it was all staged to make fun of people who say they are doing glitchless runs and then proceed to do like every glitch.

[@whosjojo9882]

“It’s not my fault”

[@joelavalos9148]

Sources: Wikipedia

[@0-Kirby-0]

The rules for categories are made up by the community, that goes for absolutely every game.

[@eetuhalmela9361]

*yeah, its fine* *not a glitch* *not my fault*

[@dominikh.5202]

Not a big deal

[@jmullet12100]

They weren’t glitches, they were bugs, so he was right all along.

[@Pokerface-jpg]

If I lost I'd turn around and slap the shit out of him.

[@mr.fufucudlypoops8207]

Tekko and Jo wait there's a difference between bugs and glitches? That's like saying there's a difference between pork and pig meat.

[@MrDragonorp]

Mr. Fufu Cudlypoops glitch is a bug that you exploit, its meaning is that it happen after an unintended mechanic that gives unintended result, exploit is a intended mechanic that give unintended result, all of them have a difference.

[@jasonbaker1493]

every speedrun should have a friendly smug heckler

[@Coffeecup-sb5mw]

word of the day "Glitch" phrase of the day "Not my fault"

[@jovialdemonn]

What about "Don't worry about it"

[@mikey420ful]

Sergeant Detergent it's fine

[@noahk4602]

Meh that's life

[@Ratselmeister]

Its fine

[@kyles.8332]

“Was that a glitch?” “I would really prefer if you’d be quiet right now.”

[@ravimaharjandangol6608]

Kyle S. *Music intensifies *zooms

genius 👌

[@silkiercomet]

"but yes, is not my fault"

[@broccoli_jaeger]

Crowbcat XD

[@racky2]

XDDDD

[@aidanabregov1412]

"Sounds pretty exploitable..." "Meh, that's Life." Glitch boi dropping some truth.

[@beserkcheeto1512]

That exact phrase happened in sync with the video as I read your comment. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

[@heyjoji1954]

Aidan Abregov "it's not a glitch so it's fine okay?"

[@Molemanski]

The best part is that your comment sounds like a joke based on the video but it's an actual quote 😂😂

[@sp00kyd4ddy6]

Everytime the speedrunner says something really confrontational you can see him trying not to laugh lol

[@SaturnSnapple]

“No jumping on mid air” “You just jumped mid air!” “It’s fine”

[@beefiemanextraordinaire3579]

He skipped a cut scene too, and clipped lol

[@MegaJared2]

Everything's fine lol

[@tomek5873]

Not his fault

[@silversabre2537]

The run is glitchless so that actually wasn’t a glitch, it was a bug

[@nutbrandon893]

these guys are actually really good friends, the reason he kept heckling him was because they were trying to show the hypocrisy of the "glitchless" catagory and how arbitrary the rules are for what constitutes "glitchless"

[@IamCanadian3333]

Yeah it was pretty obvious that this was staged.

[@alelaera13]

@@IamCanadian3333 ok man just how many comments are you gonna answer when you just confirm it's scripted? we get it lol

[@IamCanadian3333]

@@alelaera13 As many as needed because people apparently don't get it lol

[@alelaera13]

@@IamCanadian3333 I think they are gonna get it from the original commenters, your comments don't add anything if not the fact that I learned you got it

[@IamCanadian3333]

@@alelaera13 Yes they will get it when they read my response to them, that is the idea. ;-)

[@drippymuffin1436]

Wife: so you cheated on me again Speed runner: don’t worry about it

[@kevtlee08]

It’s fine. It’s not my fault.

[@elliottrosario5815]

Divorce any% speedrun glitchless

[@epsi9923]

I think you meant "Glitch less" ;)

[@CoolReptiles70]

eh, that’s life

[@XilentDesign]

Wife: What TF is that Glitches name!! I wanna know who she is!!

[@kibsnek]

I was going to say, I'm glad it was a skit because having someone on the couch behind you heckling during your speedrun would be the absolute worst

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

Don't worry heckling is fine, it's not abusive so it's fine.

[@KryzysX]

Being fine, so don't worry they are fine

[@flednanders4601]

I’m fine, we’re all fine. Except for Chibi. I don’t think he is fine.

[@noisehero4409]

It’s glitchless though so it’s fine

[@timetravelingoldman6839]

It's not a skit lol

[@J8den]

So basically Guy 1: hmmmm Guy 2: it’s fine dont worry about it

[@Actual-Knight]

why why why why why why

[@akelly9528]

Guy 3: hehehehe

[@evenhartwick4422]

ikr! i honestly have no idea what these two are guys are even talking about but it sounded both hated and passive aggressive

[@chefboyardee9618]

It's not my fault its the game

[@arealhumanbean3058]

@@RedditNovelties Simp

[@IvanNOFX]

This guy would make a great politician. "Not illegal, trust me, don't worry about it."

[@pringle6686]

Иван Нанић it’s not one of the laws i stated so its fine

[@haroldbalzac6336]

(insert very topical political joke here)

[@cubeincubes]

You have my vote

[@luridftwgaming8983]

So a good Donald Trump then? We already have too many.

[@haroldbalzac6336]

@@luridftwgaming8983 ayyyy I was wondering when you people were going to show up

[@evangonzalez9944]

"Is dying a glitch" R.I.P

[@Slide-]

Just letting you know that you have 700+ likes

[@Social1kxd]

900, on route to 1000.

[@muoviputki]

Evan Gonzàlez x

[@JorgetePanete]

Evan Gonzàlez glitch?*

[@someguyxddd]

Are these likes a glitch?

[@emex313]

That guy was so convincing I 100% thought this was real. Hilarious video.

[@skleetbeast]

Is this a sketch?

[@bobwillneverdie]

Yeah, they planned it.

[@umadbro4493]

@@bobwillneverdie word for word?

[@marksism4292]

@@bobwillneverdieI’m so glad, I felt fucking horrible for this guy lol

[@JimmyJames10-k7v]

@@skleetbeastobviously

[@coder928]

This is basically a canadian streetfight

[@Therealxq]

Lmao im Canadian so I can see this happening

[@shizoshadow9241]

underrated Comment

[@Ketchup1810]

?

[@bacicinvatteneaca]

Nah Canadian streetfights are when cops pick up a drunk native and drop him out of the city to die to the cold weather

[@amlasm]

Hahahahha

[@Nathansthing]

Judge: So you murdered your wife, son, and mom? This guy: yeah it's fine dont worry about it.

[@ohshid1643]

Why do I see so many people with your profile picture

[@sufficientmagister9061]

@@ohshid1643 It's a reference to some edgy KZbinr (MaximilianMus), he started a meme awhile back with chants to his embarrassing song "oh yeah yeah". His religious fans use that profile picture as a way of showing their allegiance to him.

[@ohshid1643]

@@sufficientmagister9061 wack

[@reconss5290]

@@ohshid1643 Yeah, teenagers nowadays.

[@santiagodiaz3358]

@@sufficientmagister9061 that was like a year ago, I remember having the pfp but I wasn't a fan of him so I just changed my pfp in like a month, do people still do it?

[@jjwhite6860]

This dude could murder someone in the crowd and completely deny it.

[@isaacg.1185]

It wouldn't be a _major_ crime, so it's fine, don't worry about it.

[@jjwhite6860]

AccessDennied lmao

[@H00ntr]

While he's standing over the dead body, covered in blood, attempting to hide the murder weapon: "That's fine, yeah. It's fine, don't worry about it."

[@picodrift]

The fat dude obviously did not finished mirror edge Or played it before

[@daddy7644]

Innocent meme *finished

[@ComixMultiplication]

I thought this was real for years... Honestly the acting from both guys is amazing lol

[@dddddd211]

If you think it's normal to let someone keep interrupting you like that it's bad :D

[@ComixMultiplication]

@@dddddd211 isn't it expected at these speed run events for people on the couch to interject?

[@dddddd211]

@@ComixMultiplication but not like this you know 😅 if those two didn't know each other it wouldn't make sense to bully the player constantly about everything and for the player to just take it like it's okay

[@dddddd211]

@@ComixMultiplication but I agree it was pretty realistic for me too until it kept going on and on

[@96bmb]

@@dddddd211 The Speedrunning community aint known for being socially adept lol

[@littlenuggets6426]

For those wondering, the guy who played this game did this on purpose to prove a point on how stupid the glitchless category is

[@trizzyplease69]

hmmmmm idk anything about speed running or why like everyone is watching... hahah but can you explain it all to me like im 5 years old? do people normally do glitches in glitchless ? sorry! hahah

[@reubenbailey7491]

Thanks for telling me this, seeing as with how much much of a terrible reputation SGDQ has nowadays it wouldn't be suprising

[@randomnpc445]

@@trizzyplease69 Normally a category named glitchless would be just that: no glitches at all (a glitch being something with a specific definition within the speedrunning community, I can't remember what it is off the top of my head.) However it seems like this category would be more befitting of the "No Major Glitches" title, as hinted at near the beginning of the video.

[@Revoltine]

@@trizzyplease69 Just to add on what the previous commenter has explained, the definition of what a "glitch" is can differ from each speedrunning community. The basic gist is utilizing elements in the game that is not part of the intended gameplay mechanic. One reason why the couch commentator was openly mocking it (they practiced doing the commentary with the runner beforehand, meaning the mockery is fully intentional), was because, for what's considered a "glitchless" speedrun of this game, the rules for it do allow numerous actions that would be normally considered a glitch and arbitrarily prohibits the use of some intended gameplay mechanic such as skipping cutscenes, which is an actual gameplay feature that was intentionally placed in by the game developers as a part of the game. Legalizing glitches in a glitchless category is quite unheard of, but this is one rather extreme case of speedrunning communities practicing their right to define what can be considered a "glitch" for their speedrun category.

[@trizzyplease69]

@@Revoltine thank you sooooo much! hahahah!

[@temporium3982]

Speedrunner : *Takes a breath* Dude on the couch : *W A S T H A T A G L I T C H ?*

[@ADR9471]

Spooky Temporium *EXPLOITING BREATHING*

[@doolenny9458]

god did not intend for u to live

[@doolenny9458]

@zero zero ok then u sound like a polite fellow

[@doolenny9458]

@zero zero what do u mean?

[@cookieman8057]

XD

[@aakrueger]

"Wait, you just [insert glitch here]" "No, it's fine."

[@g29000]

summs “Did you just clip through that guy?” **Insert spongebob mocking meme** “diD yOu JUsT cLiP tHrOugH tHat gUy?”

[@NeilusNihilus]

Sums up the entire vid.

[@g29000]

dageezerboi his name is Summs and u said sums I was confused lmao

[@TheRealCptObvious1]

Let’s just have a category for “playing the game kinda fast but mostly just having fun”

[@layerislive]

easy speezy kinda does that

[@tldrspidershark]

i'd really prefer if you'd be quiet

[@aidengoates603]

Ha, I get that...

[@milesdeep4004]

Oldie but goodie

[@blazingfire90034]

@@milesdeep4004 oldie but goldie?

[@milesdeep4004]

Blake Flame no goodie its a saying too 😪

[@blazingfire90034]

@@milesdeep4004 but "old but gold" rhymes so it feels better and it's also a saying where as "oldie but goodie" sort of feels off. "Oldie but goldie" was an effort to corrrect what you had done.

[@Reldif3]

“Is that a glitch?” “Eh it’s fine. “

[@Yammdaff]

ŘØЖΔŞ your profile pic says it all

[@lordtachanka9323]

“Yeah, it’s fine”

[@victorydance6439]

"I Don't Think So"

[@grandwizardcartman9041]

Don't worry about it

[@MikeGiraldo]

it's not even my fault :(

[@xmaserbex7392]

Autistic Space Sounds like a clip to me.

[@imtheman84]

The new "IT JUST WORKS!"

[@BurnSchulz]

Say what you want.. Theese two definitely have some good chemistry and are so damn entertaining. It sure is one of the most entertaining runs out there. I love em for doing it.

[@Terszel]

"So what you're saying is that it's not really glitchless but more glitch *less* hehehehehe" Bro i'm DEAD

[@g29000]

“Did you just clip through that guy?” **Insert spongebob mocking meme** “diD yOu JUsT cLiP tHrOugH tHat gUy?”

[@tkskater1]

Glitch fewer* actually

[@zSion]

Quinten You don't get the joke?

[@someguyxddd]

You clearly didn't watch the video.

[@littlefuniman6881]

any glitch that can change the time majorly is banned, not that hes bending the rules so it fits him its so the game is more traditional, all miniture glitches dont change the time what so ever

[@lolitakubrick7790]

"Sounds pretty exploitable..." - "eh, that's life."

[@T1LL3R]

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS HAHAHAHAHHA

[@Triattt]

"Sounds like you hit a trigger unintentionally..." - "Running theme." This joke was even more brilliant, being a running based game.

[@Seichensi]

Literally loud laughed at that part. This dude is like someone committing a crime, yet sees nothing wrong in it.

[@xanthangum1217]

4;58

[@snailspeedster6556]

Bro just perfect timing, i read this for the first time when the guy said that...

[@sge1Andy]

I can summaraize this video for you if you don't wanna watch it: "Wait hold on.." "No it's fine, don't worry about it."

[@Yadowing]

"it's not a big deal"

[@UnitSe7en]

That one's not my fault.

[@elitebelt]

sge1Andy Dont forget the "eh heh"

[@ripvanwinkle1854]

if Pat and Matt did a speed run

[@yoadonis5712]

"tsk I dunno..."

[@_Envoy]

Speedrunner: *takes a sip of water* Couch boi: did you just glitch the water?

[@C_The_Guy]

Envoy of Mortality "couch boi" lol

[@Godofclouts69]

Lol

[@ijaazsharif8328]

Yeah it’s fine

[@z3poXP]

Yeaa...dont worry about it

[@infernalmachine1063]

its not my fault

[@xsnowpirate10x]

Judge: Sir you’re being charged with murder Him: It wasn’t my fault Judge: it’s was pre meditated Him: It’s fine don’t worry about it

[@nomineterrameareligionis4021]

xSnowpiratex *Its not a big deal

[@Mega_Mikey]

That’s life. It’s glitchless so.

[@whyisblue923taken]

It's not my fault the knife can cut someone.

[@ohmanhotham8823]

*I didn't mean to I swear*

[@youngroyalty7991]

It's EA, so It's not a glitch, *IT'S A FEATURE*

[@WeabooMoe]

it's a hidden feature that was not supposed to be leaked, they were supposed to add it as a dlc for a price ofcourse

[@berk-berk-berk]

fEAture

[@thyfinestego5788]

Dlc*

[@jx7945]

Young Royalty How much do you pay for it tho?

[@zoxplers]

Your profile picture matches that exactly

[@MinjaTeh]

ah really glad they are doing a bit. that makes this actually amazing

[@alexrubin9751]

That guy is just thinking, "I would really prefer if you would be quiet."

[@oohplah]

"Its not even my fault"

[@orangeman131313]

"... But yes, you are correct."

[@jordibear]

Hey, so uh, none of you are funny. If you'd like to prevent cancer, I'd suggest standing in front of the shuttle bus that runs in front of the hotel on the hour. Jokes about GDQ degeneracy aside, I'm certain they're both in on it in this case.

[@alexrubin9751]

In this situation, they were both in on it. Just a couple of questions regarding your approach to "cancerous" people online. By telling cancerous people to kill themselves, you are simply advocating that behavior, so what's the point? Second, how were we being at all cancerous by making jokes that may not appeal to your specific and personal sense of humor?

[@zachstevens6233]

Alex Rubin You actually replied to that knucklehead? Thats your bad lmao.

[@retierashia]

“I’m pretty sure it’s fine.” “It’s fine.” “It’s not my fault.” “Don’t worry about it.”

[@marcosantoniocaparrosloren5721]

It's not a big deal

[@user-ke6fj8cg6m]

That's life

[@LoneKuroRaifu]

Sounds like Trump lol

[@Kryptnyt]

@@LoneKuroRaifu Sounds like Johnathan Frakes

[@ThanatosIRL]

They did it on purpose to show how stupid glitchless is

[@obsideonyx7604]

"I know it's a glitch but I'm going to ignore you"

[@metaljacket8128]

TheMuhalefet Yeah, but it's fine, and it's not his fault.

[@zera2314]

I'm shocked the majority of the top comments are not people pointing out that this was a pre planned commentary by the runner and the commentator to highlight the ridiculousness of glitchless categories.

[@MinecraftWillZoBoB]

same

[@lordkrythic6246]

"And this is a glitch that does..." "So it's a glitch then?" "No."

[@Bollecider]

He’s so annoying i want to smack the shit out of him

[@lordkrythic6246]

Wow, thanks for all the upvotes, guys!

[@christaggart5687]

It’s actually pretty ingenious when you know the background of this video. These guys coordinated this and are using satire to mock the “glitchless” speedrun category

[@RellenMcDee]

Oh that makes more sense

[@leejones8082]

Wait, this is staged? These are the two best actors I've ever seen in my life.

[@vancearama]

"Seems pretty intended so far"

[@gethprime6549]

That just ruins it.

[@95Bartlett]

The guys in the back? The guy playing the speed run isn’t in on it, he made a response to this event occurring explaining why he felt justified calling these rules glitch less. It’s like a 30 minute long video if I remember correctly.

[@MrFathat]

"High teen spends 50 minutes convincing dad he's sober" is the vibe i got from the video. Had good chuckles.

[@MacaqueStinx]

For real

[@itwontcomeout5678]

Dad: “Are you high? Are you doing drugs?” Me: “uuhhhhh..... It’s fine don’t worry about it...”

[@arcstar8337]

@@itwontcomeout5678 I glitched the drugs out of my system so it's fine don't worry about it

[@speeble]

This whole video reads like a smiling friends bit

[@Sh1ftane]

"You just killed soldiers after admitting surrender to them while their backs were turned, you're violating the Geneva Convention!" This speedrunner: "Eh, it's not my fault."

[@My_Old_YT_Account]

yeah it's fine dont worry about it.

[@bloodshottwitchhighlights3810]

The Judge: UNDERSTANDABLE HAVE A GREAT DAY

[@tedsmalldick499]

Made me lol 😅

[@jackdenihan5333]

"pretty sure it's fine, was just following orders, don't worry about it, its not a big deal"

[@thomasdanley7642]

"Geneva is for players in war, I surrendered, so it's not my fault"

[@cincoutmagus5508]

Out of context, this sounds like some kind of deity trying and failing to pass as a regular human with no supernatural abilities. "Did you just teleport?" "It's fine, don't worry about it." "Did you glitch those guards out of existence?" "That one's not even my fault."

[@thomasgriffin2198]

Underrated comment 🤣 actually laughed pretty hard thinking about this

[@Knifegash]

Holy shit, yeah this is hilarious!

[@johnjurell8365]

Thats a lowkey god complex

[@dienstaghd5815]

Why can I relate to this comment BUT in video games when I'm just too op and ppl are questioning what the hell I just did

[@toonxlink]

This made me wheeze. Thank you.

[@iiqhtninq]

You are glitching. "No, its fine" I thought you said no glitching. "Don't worry about it"

[@iiqhtninq]

"It's not my fault"

[@TSEZyph4LYFE]

Ehh, not a big deal

[@nurduwek7768]

That's glitchless for ya

[@ContexTube]

Iiqhtninq sounds like a president I’ve heard about

[@JamesTheManiac]

I have a "friend" who fucking says that all the time when I ask a question that I'm wondering about him, he just says "Don't worry about it" and I wanna fucking murder him. It drives me insane.

[@Ty-vj4wg]

It was really sweet when the family of the speedrunner donated and gave him words of affirmation.

[@colorsinmyhead]

"No skipping animations" *skips hard landing animation with neutral kick* Glitchless machine broke

[@agathorr3200]

its fine, not his fault

[@thatonegooze]

He made a video explaining it

[@gamingeuphoria7928]

Why do I have 8 subs and no content? and that solves the problem ? lol he was the one saying "it's fine, don't worry about it" and because he made a video it's fine that he was glitching cause he said he wasn't. if it was a speerun site that said he was aloud to do those things then fine.. it's like that guy murdered someone and then we all say that murdering is bad and he says " no its not, don't worry about" but then he makes a vid explaining why it's fine so now it's fine?

[@renkemeyer7949]

Understandable, have a great day

[@thatonegooze]

Ryane torres dude did u even fucking watch his video? He explains the rules and purpose of glitchless% dipshit

[@xirzrzgamin]

This is more passive aggressive than a girlfriend saying “no it’s okay, have fun with your friends tonight.”

[@darkwindsage]

it's fine don't worry about it

[@TheOnePieceGuyAi]

It’s not illegal trust me

[@-CrimsoN-]

"its nothing"

[@andersonbroberg3531]

Lol

[@gorkskoal9315]

lol 😂 Which really means: "no pussy, and you better sleep with one eye open, because I'm fix'n to stab you...many many many times"

[@ohdoubleyouoh6086]

for those of you who are getting mad at the dude for grilling the runner: it’s a bit. they made it up, or else the runner would have quit or told the guy to leave.

[@NatesiKness]

SpontaneousCombusken okay thank God, I was just like about to lose my mind thinking DrTchops was actually capable of being such an asshole

[@micasali]

Wait people were getting mad at the dude and NOT the runner? I understand it was a bit but why would they not get mad at the misleading title of glitchless and it's arbitrary rules?

[@ohdoubleyouoh6086]

Michael Casali eh the runner didn’t make the rules and it seemed like the guy was kinda blaming him for something he didn’t do

[@functionform]

So it went from hilarious to low key genius

[@LaserbeamXperience]

This isn't a bit. Anyone that believes op needs to learn to think for themselves. Here is a video of the runner defending himself. kzbin.info/www/bejne/apC3ZoFsprajmLc

[@kiriyama1]

these guys were pretty funny, if I remember the Lore correctly they are actually friends that hate the ridiculous crap surrounding 'Glitchless' runs and wanted to just highlight some of it

[@kmccw]

Guy: “wai-“ Speed runner: “nope it’s fine”

[@pentelics168]

Guy: Breathes Commentator: That sounds like a glitch

[@rashodhustle9718]

No, it's ok

[@rashodhustle9718]

Don't worry about it,it's fine

[@keko9719]

Is not my fault

[@sad10promo]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@romilrh]

Are you CLIPPING the AIR into your LUNGS? Sounds like a glitch

[@mastershadowreaper]

This speed runner literally sounds like Todd Howard when people bring up glitches in fallout 76

[@Mr_Jumbles]

Idk why you said "glitches in fallout 76". Kind of redundant to say the same thing twice.

[@44tharia46]

“Not my fault”

[@madssc9601]

“It just works” = “don’t worry about it”

[@jaidcz9068]

“I’m pretty sure it’s fine”

[@stickylungs]

“A glitch in my game? It’s not my fault”

[@heitorcruz7895]

this skinny nerd vs fat nerd must be some kinda of classic

[@mihckale4980]

"its not really glitchless its just glitch... less" that had me dying XD

[@Cryatrix]

Well, that's true. In fact, Blackbelt himself even said that in one of his new video's about Mirror's Edge Glitchless speedrun.

[@DookJob]

glitch less is also a hard category to keep because u restrict intended game mechanics for there broken elements like as a example bhopping in halflife 2

[@VaisalS]

Dame u guys should go outside sometimes... If that crack you up maybe seeing a humen being walking in the street would be like some magical moment for you

[@mihckale4980]

"humen".

[@VaisalS]

+UntrainedTurtle u must be thinking u r genius for a spelling comeback... What a sad life u have

[@W1ldSm1le]

The funny thing is this is genuinely less awkward than most of gdq.

[@sharpnova2]

definitely. i've seen some prime examples of autism in streamed speedruns.

[@Badusername2000]

Most speedruns i watch from GDQ stuff is never that cringey or awkward, maybe i get lucky and watch good ones, or just have a high tolerance for cringe.

[@thecclan2]

“Glitchless exclusive: you get to see inside of the boat.” “oh boy” hahahaaa

[@Asancu]

+ "dude I just ran out of money I'm broke!" - "'broke'? like... 'glitched'?"

[@LateNightHalo]

The guy on the couch had me dying 😂 he didn’t give the speedrunner ANY room. Haha

[@TechnoBacon]

Holy shit LateNightGaming! Fucking love your videos.

[@KairuYakushiHD]

That guy on the couch is my favorite speed runner there tbh

[@Mentohs]

DTChops is awesome haha

[@jbskyfall9271]

DrT don’t give a single heck bruh

[@fritzbaum7332]

@@alb2935 Do you mean DrTChops or the one beside him? Because DrTChops just wants to make sure these world records are legit.

[@peduarte2003]

"You can't do that" "it's fine, trust me" "You're glitching" "Not my fault though"

[@DankoHidalgo]

I did it, but it's not my fault

[@Aname550]

To all the people who are here because it showed up on their recommended: the runner gets to pick the couch, they're friends doing a gag. The whole bit is playing off an inside joke in the mirror's edge speedrunning community

[@lassefischer6974]

Oh, thank you saying so. I was getting so frustrated by their smooth groins.

[@qqlez]

Thanks i was so confused

[@MKOFT3N]

Shut up nerd!

[@Aname550]

@@MKOFT3N who you callin nerd, weeb!

[@Aname550]

@@MKOFT3N for the last time, hotgluing anime figurines is not a "culture"

[@christophercruz1513]

The guys behind this skit is amazing and comedic genius

[@dinogee]

"So some of you guys might have noticed I've been knitting here the whole time" "It's fine, don't worry about it." "Hmmmmmm"

[@Sh1znitz]

why didnt you say you had cancer lol

[@angryscan2970]

Just watched that video right before this one! I understand references!

[@dertyp6833]

"Half of my family died because of cancer" "So it's a glitch in your genes?"

[@The1juhi]

I would really prefer you guys to be quiet.

[@breakingkamehameha2235]

Can you guys stop arguing? I'm trying to talk about my cancer!

[@basedlord]

6:52 it's kiᶰᵈ ᵒᶠ ᵃ ᵇᶦᵍ ᵈᵉᵃᶫ

[@panda-goat]

smoke blud LOL

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

smoke blud *I* *T'* *S* *F* *I* *N* *E*

[@IceCreamBuick]

Fuck this gave me a good laugh

[@SkubaniecSzymonSmaga]

smoke blud xD

[@kamurotetsu4860]

I feel like a human is pretty solid.

[@ricarleite]

After Chibi, they set a rule where the runner decides who is on the couch, so I'm pretty certain he was OK with the jokes.

[@CMacten09]

ricarleite Person outside of the speedrunning community here, what happened with Chibi that runners now get to pick the couch?

[@flan310]

Gruesome_Guava Just search "I would really prefer if you'd be quiet". Thats what happened

[@drunkN]

Gruesome_Guava chibi invited himself to a speedrun and was being annoying to the runner

[@phoenixflame2882]

even if this is planned its more annoying than a "bit"

[@TheUnlocked]

shmuckadoodledandy You literally can't get onto the couch unless you're invited, and they were clearly both fine with it.

[@yaboiblue]

I started out feeling bad for the dude but the longer it went on the guy really started making some points 😂

[@jcr1766]

Rlly recommend watching the full run of it makes you feel alot less bad for the runner, still one of the best comedic skitts in GDQ history imo

[@haniffaris8917]

He didn't, the name is a bit confusing, but other than that "glitchless" is a valid way to speedrun, a truly glitchless speedrun would be frustrating in a lot of games since if the game accidentally glitched, bam! you're suddenly competing in any%, thus minor glitches is allowed.

[@MrSlowestD16]

@@haniffaris8917 Oh that's a bullshit reason, lol. You make it sound like there's just land mines of glitches all over the place and there'd be no way to play without stepping on one. Meanwhile the guy is like clipping through shit, lol. Glitchless IS a valid way to speedrun, but this is not glitchless, even if labeled as such. There's a difference between a wallrun or something and clipping through objects.

[@Toadsanime]

For anyone that is taking the completely seriously, he's entirely joking and the two are on good terms; he's just deadpan poking fun at the ludicrousness of the 'glitchless' category in general, not the streamer abiding by its odd ruleset.

[@Chaotic_Observer]

Ryan Brown thx for the clarification, i was getting annoyed 😆

[@Genetonic]

The real name of glitchless runs should be no exploit

[@jerrygeorge312]

I felt bad because I thought they were being jerks to him

[@TheRubberMatch]

Ryan Brown why don’t people take glitchless runs seriously? I’m new here

[@olynodren]

Even though it's said to be glitchless, this usually means "no major glitches" and so there's still a couple minor glitches and exploits that can be used in the run. That's what they're making fun of in the vid, the fact that the supposedly glitchless run still allows several glitches in the ruleset

[@jc1424]

This was honestly a great comedy skit. They made it work so perfectly.

[@nickolaibrosky]

No way it was a skit big man looks so heated

[@Gohabsgo1236]

@@nickolaibrosky well I mean it is

[@trashboet]

@@nickolaibrosky Ehhh don’t worry about it

[@Colei0]

I like how you say that as if you think you’re right

[@jc1424]

@@Colei0 yeah me too

[@Mai-gj1vv]

The speedrunner is a good actor, without the comments saying it's a troll I wouldn't even think about it lol

[@SpiritGear]

Oh wow really? Dam never would have guess that

[@Mr_Peem]

Aleks its not a troll just cause comments say it

[@Mr_Peem]

SpiritGear dont be sarcastic if you use the wrong damn you 12 yo

[@respecmybrain4324]

Thicc_Boi_Matt jeez calm down dude

[@Mr_Peem]

MelvinDoo? Im not even angry? I think you need to stop being a little snowflake

[@antepa112]

One of the best set ups in history. People to this day still think that this was real when in reality these two are friends doing a social experiment/prank

[@rnspurgn3015]

Guy 1: **BREATHES** Guy 2: Did you just glitch the air?

[@obrunodamacena]

You just clipped the air into your lungs

[@GAMERDANKAR]

Dont worry about it, its fine

[@rvbererers]

Breathing is technically death cancelling, definitely a glitch

[@sawyerraines7430]

Guy: “You can’t skip cut scenes in glitchless” Also guy: “if you reload here it skips the cut scene”

[@icrypticality1365]

He said, it skips animations. Not cut scenes.

[@10framojmabilangan61]

*it's fine*

[@Laocoon283]

Not his fault

[@joesmalley2681]

@@icrypticality1365 The very end he said skip the cutscene

[@NamekianG]

@@icrypticality1365 Don't worry about it

[@Dosser1995]

The guy talking behind him is like the anxiety voice in my head constantly questioning everything 😂

[@edicreynaga5368]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@TehUltimateSnake]

😭😂😂

[@joelerby9714]

This shit right here lol

[@I3l4ckDe4th]

This. xD

[@bruhSaintJohn]

I mean he does make valid points. A lot of em.

[@SpunkyDunk]

Glitch LESS. Speed RUN. Mirror’s EDGE. It all makes sense now.

[@purmhy]

Take a drink everytime *"glitch"* is said.

[@scandilad5152]

Will you be my liver donor?

[@purmhy]

Fredrik Löfstedt - *NEIN*

[@Ozz_Omen]

Purmhy I’m at 16 and I’m almost done with the bottle lol

[@oxygen0069]

Purmhy or "its fine"

[@snakezera07]

Always see you on Rainbow Six videos lol

[@Gold3nNathan]

"Glitchless" [x] doubt

[@someswedishdude6669]

GoldenNathan go watch the video the runner made, where he explains a lot of the stuff he does.

[@Gold3nNathan]

Cpt. Skelly it's still funny af tho

[@Vannilla]

I see you're a man of a culture as well

[@under_nose]

x

[@flowmotiiion9441]

GoldenNathan glitch less

[@pompiNC]

Most people dont know the "guy on the couch" is actually a well known speed runner and is very good at what he does

[@ethanstaton642]

Yep, everyone callin him a bitch and whiny, meanwhile he can outwerk all their asses and he's very entertaining

[@user-ef7gn4jy6v]

@@ethanstaton642 One thing doesn't have anything to do with the other

[@ethanstaton642]

@@user-ef7gn4jy6v I never said he isn't whiny and bitchy I'm just saying he can back up his sass with badassery

[@iSuckAtGamesGG]

@@ethanstaton642 yea but thats a glitch tho so he is not allowed to do that

[@pompiNC]

@@steelpapaya6270 DrTChops

[@LordOfJazz]

I love this! I wish I had seen this live. This is comedy gold. Hats off to them for making it so entertaining. Don't let the video title fool. This has to have been planned to be funny.

[@abovemercury25]

"I think its fine" - Danny Duncan

[@serroberto98]

Above Mercury z

[@itshydrosus9446]

“So its a glitch?” Danny - “Noooooo, it’s not thaaaat.”

[@goodexecution7810]

All I thought about throughout the whole video xD

[@whynotanyting]

*Uses glitch to launch nuclear missile > "I don't think that was intended by the developers." "Eh, it's fine." > "I feel like the integrity of the US government is at question here." "Right, right. I completely agree, but I'm going to ignore you."

[@rahfen2507]

Nincadalop an underrated comment.

[@levinies2187]

Cody Cigar you mean palestine

[@levinies2187]

Cody Cigar okay i'm not going to argue about this, it's been nice talking to you

[@rasmuswellejus2809]

@Cody Cigar spot on!

[@lokijoshi3594]

Greatest comment

[@georgodgaardlocht7422]

"Its fine dont worry about it"

[@d1sknt73]

say'd every socialist ever

[@MikeRetroModz]

These guys making satire together GDQ Admins: BAN THIS GUY FOR HARRASSING A SPEED RUNNER ;-; BAN HIM FOR EVER, JAIL HIM CALL THE COPS

[@SpicyNoodles12]

broken, like, *G L I T C H E D* ?

[@megamanx2056]

"glitchless"

[@CaIebwithaK]

Don't worry about it. It's fine.