Crowley Once Said

[@thealtpandapng]

I love when David gets all Scottish, you know he was having a field day when he got to actually be Scottish.

[@Finn-qu8ln]

Yeah i loved the “O great flag of Scotland”

[@Michelle-s4z]

Me too. My grandparents were Scots and I miss their accent nearly as much as I miss them.

[@pie_IRL]

wait how did I not even notice Crowley driving slowly due to heartbreak wtf 😭

[@mystic585]

No cause I stopped the video in awe cause like it’s so true

we were too heartbroken to notice

[@julialungan4722]

I cant believe i didnt notice that

[@aresjupiter847]

when i saw it my first instict was to joke over my sadness so i said "driving slow cause you eyes are full of tears huh ik"

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

Oh my God BRILLIANT observation!! You’re right! He always peels out of everywhere and now he’s just…doing 35 😢my heart 💔

[@alyxleaf]

The nebula creation noises make me wanna smile so big and cry an ocean at the same time, angel!Crowley is too precious

[@charlie9539]

Same. I'm neurodivergent and I used to make those kinds of sounds a lot when I was young, but then I stopped because I was told it was weird and lots of people mocked me for that. Now, I'm trying to re-learn how to stim without being ashamed and this scene brings me so much joy because Crowley's adorable and if a cool character like him can make happy stim noises then so can I.

[@ellymyths]

When I was starting S2 I could stop smiling because of the happy noises, I'M SO SOFT❤❤❤❤

[@_Take_That_Depression_]

Me too it’s so sweet 🥺

[@TheTiredAndSleepyOwl]

​@ellymyths oh, how'd it end, I just started it , and I need a spoiler 😊

[@ellymyths]

@@TheTiredAndSleepyOwl Spoilers! 😉

[@abouthergrace3086]

I got a tattoo that says “grow better” and my artist thought it was so inspirational. 😊

[@_huahua]

BAHAHAHAHSHAGSHAHSHAHAHAHAHAH

[@NyxTrix.]

@@_huahuaEXACTLY MY RESPONSE-

[@Azi483]

LMAO ICONIC

[@venayaramkissoon]

LMFAOOOOOOO

[@badiba79]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Tarere8]

i love the way he said "celestial harmonies"

[@bekah9743]

Dude I am in love w that, I want to shag his voice. Also the part where he smacks his glass w his spoon and declares 'Alcohol' is just entirely too hot

[@KayDee778]

😂❤😂❤❤😂 brilliant

[@sassylittleprophet]

I love his snark when he says, "Wonder if you might heLp uS wItH oUr iNqUiriEs?"

[@user-yf1zc7zb6y]

THE SOFTNESS IN HIS VOICE WHEN HE SAYS “Lift home?” AAAAAHHHHHH

[@milkboy7427]

Okay but like the way Crowley's voice gets a little emotional like Azirphales when he says "I'm a demon, I lied."

[@zippykatherine6005]

I love how Crowley just gives people Aziraphale's money.

[@milly1068]

More proof they're married 😂

[@Sam-does-uke-stuff]

Crowley likes ducks. Ducks are his spirit animals

[@uglebeffus]

I mean, have you seen them? The running ones as well, they're like penguins but duck shaped! Resistant to holy water as well. I mean most things are, but it'd be nice to have feathers like a duck's, I'd bet.

[@stars-on-my-bedroom-ceiling]

He voiced scrooge mcduck in ducktales haha

[@purenonsense22]

Don't forget the ocean creatures

[@jessicaglossop7047]

He's a freaking snake

[@linshanhsiang]

Ducks (male ) turn out to be rapists.

[@x-virusthecreepypasta1078]

The chirping crowley makes when he made the nebula is absolutely adorable and shows that crowley can still be an adorable bean when he wants to

[@agent_277]

I really love the fact that Crowley’s Bentley ALEAYS has a song that perfectly suits the situation. Playing “I’m in love with my car“ while driving on a flaming M25 trying to hold his car together because he loves it do much… Playing “Bicycle Race“ at 3:13 after the bicycle accident 😂

[@jessealvarado7796]

let me guess its GG isn't it

[@poorlyanimated9632]

Queen have a song for every GO situation

[@dianastylik4420]

I can’t tell you how much my ADHD ass has watched this video, but it has been a week with my new obsession and I have not spend a day without this video

[@iantosbf]

i’m glad i can help fuel the good omens obsession

[@PreciseSpace]

I love how most of his lines won't make sense without aziraphale's :)

[@kaishaman7144]

What touches me every time is how much he's grown since he is not working for Hell anymore. It may be strange for a being who has lived for thousands of years on Earth and Someone knows how long before that, but he has become a lot more mature. In the first season, he barely took responsibility for anything: "I didn't hit somebody, somebody hit me", "Is it my fault they never check?", "WE (not I) lost a boy", "She's on the street, she knows the risks she's taking". In the second season, he might still not be perfect, but he behaves like a responsible adult much more. He is the one who is trying to get Aziraphale to stick to a plan, warning him that "People will get hurt, angel", he evacuates the humans from the premises, he actually finds the courage to face his feelings and talk about them to Aziraphale. He still has a long road ahead, but he has changed a lot, and it's really clear in compilations such as this, when you put together scenes from the first and second seasons

[@HoneyBeeOpal]

“Oh Lord, Heal This Bike” plays on repeat in my head every day.

[@Miroslava_Ivanova]

Thank you for putting Crowley waving his arms around as an angel right before the gorilla bit that parallel was killing me and I never saw anyone talk about it 😅

[@ohboilien]

What’s the time stamp please?

[@lunaiiid3358]

3:33 :)

[@RowanArk]

'look at you, you're gorgeous 😍' I love how Azirapheal thought Crowley was talking about him for a minute 😂🤣

[@epic-artistb8779]

THE S2 E6 JUMP SCARES STOP.

[@dragonfire5308]

fr it's all hehehe ohohoh then. out of Literally Nowhere!!! "you idiot. we could have been an us...."

[@FlatSatire]

The way he says "enquiries" gives me goosebumps

[@kalichambers7973]

For those of who who have watched Ducktales, David Tennet voiced Scrooge McDuck. Try listening to this and knowing this fact. It's all you'll hear.

[@virginialee5065]

did he??? omg 🤯

[@JalapenoCat1933]

No.. NO… NOOOOO!!!! I WILL HEAR IT TO THE END OF TIME

[@liblib620]

I figured that out while I was watching the episode where he got to be Scottish and was like “that sounds like Scrooge”

[@Michelle-s4z]

Makes sense. Scrooge McDuck was pretty demonic about his money.

[@naethepool3937]

i just love that humankind finally got an occasion to use the infamous "defenestration" word, and you know what? i'm glad it was because of good omens.

[@phoenixfeathers4128]

YES!

[@katguyot6351]

I adore Crowley’s sarcastic wit!

[@blueberry6327]

It's the "can i hear a wahoo" for me

[@simoneritchie9203]

The music when Crowley creates the nebula just makes my heart swell

[@itzastirstea]

you forgot the "and I would like to spend... hhhmmmm....." that breaks me every time

[@KayDee778]

Every single time 😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@giovannaargon9010]

You're wrong, I'm pretty sure that Crowley never said that in the end of season 2, he just said "I do", right? Right? 😭

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

That little “hhmmmmm” pops into my head at the most inconvenient moments 😢

[@giuliarutigliano528]

why is angel Crowley so fucking adorable I'm gonna cry

[@choco.__.cat8088]

the way he said 'dont bother' in his Scottish accent🥲🥲

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

I noticed that too!!

[@koalbent]

francis being like every single one thats crazy

[@koalbent]

carried the video

[@iantosbf]

@@koalbent FR

[@ninejackrose]

@@koalbentglad someone appreciates my hard work🫡

[@user-qc7eu3gd7n]

The "Not actually, either" ( 6:57 ) is wonderful

[@ThatOneArchivist]

neil got sick of people confining him to one gender and sexuality /silly

[@redbanana6841]

Aziraphale: But it's ✨️pretty✨️ * *pout* *

[@NearEastMugwump]

Good job posting this on Aleister Crowley's 148th birthday!

[@iantosbf]

it was a complete accident but let’s pretend it was on puepose

[@phoenixfeathers4128]

14:47 Crowley was making a toast toward -the- *his* world here. His world is Aziraphale, or at least a big chunk is. I put this into my head a long time ago and you will not change my mind.

[@Michelle-s4z]

Nor mine ❤

[@PhantomQueenOne]

Of course a bird starts singing as Crowley walks out the door. Right after the doorbell rings after the kiss. Very softly, gently, almost hidden by the music. Then the Bentley plays the song. Neil Gaiman you magnificent bastard, were you trying to tell us something?

[@HappyMusicFox]

I very much appreciate that the break up scenes where sprawled out throughout the videos, if it was all together I might have had to cry again

[@GhostRiley-vj5ft]

“AGgHhHh GABRIEL” 😂my fav quote

[@one_smol_duck]

ok but is crowley working through his trauma by reenacting the tortures of hell in a safe space where only plants will be hurt by it

[@joelledieduksman]

probably, yeah

[@laurasofiaruizgallego9681]

this "francis" pal really just memorized all of Crowley lines LMAO

[@ninejackrose]

WHY ARE YOU SAYING FRANCIS IN QUOTES LIKE IM NOT REAL

[@ninejackrose]

okay “buddy”

[@laurasofiaruizgallego9681]

@@ninejackrose HOLYS SHIT NFKDJN SORRY I NEVER SAW THIS I can see you're very real

[@laurasofiaruizgallego9681]

@@ninejackrose ACTUALLY NEVERMIND I JUST SAW THERE ARE NOT ONE BUT TWO FRANCIS?? you've been demoted to francis1

[@heyitsella117]

WAIT I NEVER NOTICED HIM DRIVING UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT!!!!!!! DONT DO THIS TO ME

[@mezoO28_]

I was hoping someone said "don't listen to him, listen to me" 😭😭😭

[@icarius.q]

im cackling bec francis just shows up almost every time

[@ninejackrose]

boo

[@icarius.q]

@@ninejackrose WHAGHT THE FYCK I JURT WOEK UP AND I SEE YPU IN MY NOTIFICARIOND

[@ninejackrose]

@@icarius.qLMAOOO

[@renkaiz_]

"celestial harmonies" i just luv how he said that 😭💗💞

[@Dead-or-Alive1985]

David Tennant the man you are

[@rachelmann7488]

It was flaming like anything!

[@animefanlol]

francis providing quotes every single time is just so funny to me. He commented every single thing lol

[@maylily4329]

no nightingales.. we could have been us im dying 😞..

[@FerretKibble]

The comment saying canopé instead of canopy makes me picture Aziracrow cuddling under a snack

[@istherealvy]

Crowley's voice at 24:57 just makes me so comfortable I dunnu why :(

[@るばー]

I feel it too

[@justyourlocalrat_]

oh wow never realized the tickety boo thing was foreshadowing

[@diefranzi]

Ohhhh!!! I watched "good omens once said" and "staged once said" so much, so nice there is another one!

[@placefantasy1821]

Francis being 90% of these is so funny to me. They went insane in your replies and I respect it LMAO

[@letolethe3344]

Who's Francis?

[@Lane_11]

I still find it so funny that Heaven didn't change their passwords never expecting a demon to get in to heaven and get into their files also the end of season one actually makes me cry now it was so sweet and innocent and now its just pain

[@linshanhsiang]

"GREAT PUSTULANT MANGLED BULLOCKS TO THE GREAT BLASTED PLAN"! I'm so with you Crowley....

[@m0nt3m3l]

to the WORLD 😭

[@raeda--lover_TOH]

at 1:16 crowley said "hey aziraphale i see you found a ride nice dress suits you" for people who did hear it correctly

[@neramystique]

*throws books housewifely* 😭😭

[@renshi101]

Happy crowley noises make me so happy 😭😭 in any which way or form, I wish to have more happy noises

[@scarlettzweb420]

Crowley Is my favorite person right now

[@linshanhsiang]

Davids voice is so growelly...cant get enough of it!

[@monicatalmud823]

I feel like I am alone in my interpretation of the angels/gorgeous scene. I do not think Aziraphale thought Crowley was referring to them. Crowley: "Look at you, your gorgeous". Az: Looks at Crowley when he says this. Thinks Crowley looks gorgeous. Then catches himself thinking this. Panics. Turns back to the Nebula. Stutters. Starts flirting nervously.

[@Michelle-s4z]

You are not alone. Not even remotely. Put "ineffable husbands" into KZbin search box.

[@ameliakusar9136]

Ok, I came here for the wrong Crowley (supernatural!) but I still thoroughly enjoyed this, thank you!

[@lordtyrion1051]

😂 the straits, the gays...everyone loves crowley

[@sophiefrankis9476]

I hadn't noticed he drove under the speed limit when Aziraphale left 😢

[@tigristhelynx7224]

3:06 "Oh it's a new cologne, my barber suggested.." Suggested that you use cologne for what purpose, Angel? Your barber was either trying to push cologne he sells in the shop, or he was flirting with you and you didn't know. Now I really want to know what cologne he uses.

[@Cosmic_0ak]

Crowley and azri never got their very alcoholic breakfast at the ritz 😢

[@Squish_Squash]

with the amount of times twitter user mfdeparted appeared I'm half-convinced they quoted every single line Crowley said in both seasons in the replies also every quote from the s2 finale gave me emotional damage

[@ninejackrose]

mfdeparted here! I went through the both series looking for quotes, lots didn’t make it into the video bc I did so many 😭😭 I was even banned half way through for quoting the “jump out that window,” so I had to counting on my other acc

[@idkbishsss]

francis is around every corner😭

[@frogfelloww]

i love when crowley growls. actually passed out cause of it. i kept watching the clip of him growling and saying "not kind" and i got so happy because of it that i passed out but it also might've been because i had just drank two coffees and it was three in the morning.

[@letolethe3344]

Yeah, coffee does the opposite of making people pass out. Also, it being 3 in the morning doesn't make people pass out. Those are all really dumb theories. You might have a health problem, as well as a stupidity problem.

[@klairikrali7025]

He so so cute handsome wise and funny and clever!!

[@ninejackrose]

Just finished the video RIP mfdeparted I will miss you forever and this is my legacy

[@iantosbf]

it’s a good legacy to have

[@elnic_kai]

"can't get that sort of performance out of a modern car!"

[@GhostKingDeAngelo]

The dying carnival noises and random sentences put together in the drunk scene in series 1

[@Toby-jx4ng]

francis was a paid actor in this

[@ninejackrose]

no I was unpaid, infact this video got me banned. I think @iantosbf should pay me money for my hours of dedication

[@jqiuguhi]

It’s kick but Aziraphale, for heavens sake - eurghhh h can’t believe I just said that

[@arieljewel6481]

how do i get a 'i have sinned very bigly' tattoo across my face

[@saskiaelisa06]

Stop I forgot how funny he was 😂❤

[@linshanhsiang]

The was he says "inquiries"! Such brilliant enunciation!

[@ninejackrose]

wonder if I’m in this

[@iantosbf]

idk i don’t think you are actually?

[@kath26]

Maybe once or twice.

[@AWeirdoNamedKieraDaley]

Perhaps...

[@olwenstamper1346]

Love how like 90% of these are from one guy. Thanks Francis

[@lieutenantdan1503]

00:25 MY HEARTTTTT

[@golnooshjahromi8333]

Bless your soul for making this compilation lad. You made my fangirling breaks much more convenient.

[@notlucinda]

bookmarks 4 myself: 1:07 1:14 2:23 4:24 6:38 8:01 9:28 10:46 10:57 14:13 18:27 25:13

[@niftythegoblin]

14:18 was so unnecessarily romantic. I am begging them both to cut it tf out.

[@visitjessiechan]

francis here transcripting the entire show

[@LukeOnLeave2005]

10:45 I can't stop laughing tho, Crowley is so straight thought it XDDD

[@Mystic_Zync]

Francis had a fun time with this one

[@paulsimpson9903]

"Woodyalikeaweehandwiyurcorpse?~"

[@martixxd624]

Definitely not me watching this and thinking witch his line I should tattoo.

[@coolbill579]

oh boy francis had a lot to say

[@dablackparade]

best 26 minutes of my life

[@pagenein]

24:22 I just noticed it looks like a heart in his eye

[@iantosbf]

WHOA

[@nattybobatty4272]

I had to stop after the fourth one, that hit me like a kick in the guts T.T T.T T.T

[@linshanhsiang]

In "Bedazzled" (original version) with Dudley Moore and Peter Cook, Dudley asks the devil (Peter) why he left heaven. Peter climbs up on a light pole and tells Dudley to dance around it singing his praises, which h he does for a bit till he says he doesn't want to anymore. Peter: "That's how I felt". Marvelous movie.

[@letolethe3344]

Um, so what? What does that have to do with this video?

[@linshanhsiang]

Think about it.

[@Binges55]

0:32 aaaaa my heart I love this man ❤❤

[@TheVoicesinyourHead-4life]

Not me hearing all these lines and picturing Scrooge McDuck because it’s David- Noooo ! And Aziraphale is played by the guy who voiced the White Rabbit in Alice in Wonderland in 2010.

[@JheniSnow]

"NO PAPERWORK!!!"

[@zachlewis9751]

I love when David Tennant looks like Geddy Lee.

[@swingghost424]

FINE ill watch it a 37th tiime

[@lilytwinklenoodle]

4:40 Please tell me I'm not the only one who headcanons/theorizes that he inherited his plant parenting style from his own creator.

[@lilytwinklenoodle]

@@letolethe3344 I think this is a reenactment of how They kicked Crowley and the other fallen out.

[@Whyistomatoafruit]

10:08 I love how f*cking random and ADHD Crowley can be 😂

[@AggressiveHydration]

It’s very the doctor to wear the fez

[@kiragibsonmusic]

When he says "GROW BETTER" I thought he was similar to Kilgrave in Jessica Jones

[@Phantom682]

It’s him telling Gabriel to jump out the window for me.

[@KayDee778]

Oh Lord, heal this bike 😂😂😂😂❤😂❤❤😂😂❤