Staged Once Said

[@Gabrielle_2022]

The “no, I’m infertile” gets me every time. 😂

[@jessicas.6235]

The delivery of that line was so funny to me 😂

[@lemonystar_]

That's honestly one of my favorite lines in the entire series

[@sophielou4243]

So casually said 😂

[@silviathefan]

Me too I can't stop watching this 😂

[@linshanhsiang]

"You enJOYED it". I just can't...

[@soggyfritter]

The face David makes as he turns to Georgia and says "she thinks he's sexy" makes me die laughing every time. They are so obviously madly in love.

[@Lankynibs]

Genuinely love them both so much lol, Capricorn + Aries is a power combo

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

So true they're so cute together

[@Claudia-c5d3c]

The look she's gives him is hilarious like really?

[@linshanhsiang]

And the voice he says it in.

[@TheDreamingJune]

"I'M DOCTOR WHO!" "NOT ANYMORE BABY!!!" God I just love watching these two bicker like some crazy married couple.

[@tracyroweauthor]

and now he's Doctor Who again lol

[@raxacoricofallapatorius23]

but like, he is now 😂

[@janesanders2728]

He played the long game.

[@cameurysm]

neil saying that's the tits made me CHOKE

[@catherinehayes4482]

David’s reaction to that makes it even better

[@samcalder2024]

LITERALLY give me life I fucking loved it

[@constanzaconiglioni3273]

Can anyone give me context for that I am begging you😭

[@phoenixfeathers4128]

@constanzaconiglioni3273 There was never any context lmao

[@harvestcutie.3345]

​@@constanzaconiglioni3273 they asked him to write a part on S3

[@Neptune_EQ]

"Twister?" "Too sexual." IM WEEPING, HELP.

[@nephelechong6889]

7:01

[@dangmefinnish]

It's a welsh fruit cake. -TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!!

[@dana_0612]

"Dentist doesn't need stethoscope" "...how else they're gonna take temperature?" I lost a bit of my braincells watching this part😂

[@FrolleinFroschbein]

I'm pretty sure I could hear my last braincell wheezing

[@ellymyths]

It hurts me inside and outside 😭😭

[@turtle10141]

ive no clue wtf is going on here but after watching the first two seasons of good omens in like two days, i think this healed me and also gave me more vocal stims

[@tracyroweauthor]

Staged was an internet show that David and Michael did during COVID lockdown. It is hysterical.

[@Loweene_Ancalimon]

Go watch Staged ! All three seasons. Perfect for healing post GOS2

[@tracyroweauthor]

you can watch all of Staged here kzbin.info/aero/PLjA__cn1NuqKJHHcvtMFwG5FP3D6PnSX0

[@daresh5064]

where can i find the series?@@Loweene_Ancalimon

[@frutapicada6252]

@@Loweene_Ancalimonwhere can I watch it?

[@nataliaalvarado5997]

No matter how many times I watch it, the "hey bitches" always kills me, such a good delivery lmao

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

"Hey bitches! 😊"

[@samcalder2024]

KILLED ME

[@thisistheaccountname]

21:07 Felt exactly like the end of Good Omens season 2. It was like Gaiman wrote that scene.

[@tracyroweauthor]

EXACTLY!

[@EterPuralis]

Isn't it a Love Actually reference?

[@bettycbaby2360]

I hv no doubt about that💔

[@gothictrashqueen9109]

My favorite things about David is when his voice gets louder and he gets angrier the Scottish accent thickens. Like mother Scotland just WHAM😂😂😂

[@Claudia-c5d3c]

So does Michael's Welsh accent lol

[@malinicorrea9379]

To the day that I die, the words "The Amazing Michael Sheen and the Scottish David Tennant" will be burned into my brain

[@lexxchinchillaa]

i have "the credits will be Michael Sheen...and that fucking liar David Tennant." on repeat in mine

[@ArtemisMoon12]

Michael screaming to god in the rain is magnificently unhinged

[@kaistorm777]

0:55 David's accent comes out STRONG when he gets pissed. It's kinda beautiful lol

[@tracyroweauthor]

that moment at the end when Michael holds up the sign that says "we'll be ok" and their faces as they look at each other is so sweet.

[@oddsausage1286]

absolutely sobbing

[@NoNightingalesForYou1]

And i just know that they referenced good omens with that one

[@ozzyfromscotland]

"I'M DOCTOR WHO" "NOT ANYMORE BABY!!" david tennant coming back to doctor who as the 14th doctor:

[@cigarette_ahegao]

the tiny voice of david going “i’m from paisley” is so funny

[@georgie5870]

I want more Staged 😭😭 the writing is so damn funny and I love everybody involved

[@storytimealfiemations]

I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL UNSCRIPTED, THEIRS NO WAY IN HELL THATS BEEN SCRIPTED!!!😂😂

[@elfgooby9650]

@@storytimealfiemations its not fully scripted. Its alot of improve.

[@MySkydawg]

The collection of outtakes and bloopers they released was almost entirely indistinguishable from the actual show. Didn’t realise when I saw it that it wasn’t just another episode until after it finished 😂

[@AUBREY-ml4ex]

Micheal: I've got an older friend David, who's a whole two years younger than Micheal: I'm old

[@korgaupisc129]

For the record, David Tennant was in four scenes in Goblet of fire. Harry's nightmare, at the quidditch world cup casting the dark mark, in the memory and finally when it's discovered that he was Moody.

[@completeutterfoolishness]

9:49 the delivery of 'the _fuck_ is a moot?' IMMEDIATELY follwed by the 'throw a stick for you' bit gave me whiplash 💀

[@sammey-vision504]

17:56 I love how you can just see David's shoes that he used to play the doctor lmao

[@pikachu2.096]

OH I JUST REALISED THX!

[@welshman8954]

Michael screaming too god is a regular sight in port talbot

[@mistygreenrose9230]

the crossword bit makes me die laughing everytime, their reactions after counting is too good

[@NoNightingalesForYou1]

I just paused when it came up,counted David's name on my fingers and got stuck on Michael because i forgot how to spell michael

[@lillithdv8]

Was not ready for 9:54 that "good boy/bark-bare teeth/nose twitch-bark" 😳 I'm gonna head out to AO3 for a bit. Also, Georgia and Anna are just sublime

[@LuZhang87]

I know!!! David's face gets me everytime

[@l.l.a.s3645]

David lil jump scare when Michael barked 😂

[@linshanhsiang]

The way David lowers his head and mutters softly "guh boy" is honestly the best ever.

[@Squish_Squash]

I was mistakenly drinking sprite when "No, I'm infertile" was just slapped up on screen and I almost choked

[@someone_ig9625]

14:32 is the fans after watching s2e6 (we love Neil really)

[@SassyCricket]

even their wives ship them. i love it.

[@theniftycat]

I laughed so hard! Need to rewatch the show!

[@Darklord_B]

Yes...

[@noonlight-kv5ks]

I am so in love with these two absolutely brilliant actors together.

[@thomasthemetriacanthosauru7030]

We just gonna ignore Georgia's eyebrow raise when David shows her the b o o b i e s painting? 14:42

[@alexioteach]

was waiting for the ''your fly's undone'' ''lucky you'' lmao

[@beawolfe]

My mother and I binged this very recently and have not stopped saying "is there a version..." since

[@clarajosephine3295]

NOT ANYMOREE, BABYYYE is a phrase i use everyday now

[@brittany1049]

Except he *IS* again! Played the long game there 😂😂😂

[@eteru2669]

Half of the time Nina’s just there 😭😭💀

[@NoNightingalesForYou1]

Shes like:👁️👄👁️the fucks happening...

[@rabbithill4958]

9:53 awoke something in me. Michael’s bellowed plea for a sign from God, “De profundis”-style, at 16:03 made me cry laughing.

[@marycr4280]

60% of this video is David screaming and I love it

[@giovanaguarizo5049]

I can’t believe this video doesn’t have a single clip of David Tennant saying the words “version” ou “heard”

[@iantosbf]

I KNOW shocked

[@linshanhsiang]

He pronounces "heard " as "hard".

[@willowfernn]

“What inspires you?” “THE RRRISING OF BREAD!”

[@sevytumnus2717]

16:04 micheal when he read the season 2 episode 6 of good omens script

[@katayoonkalaeirad2238]

"I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that."

[@Sharpe1502]

How the hell did Michael Sheen not die laughing at Ken Jenny doing the absolute worst impression known to man?

[@gabrielasilva9056]

this is pure gold but i can't believe the "i wanna be heard" bit

[@lucaliliahidas5738]

14:14 I had to look it up, there's one that fits, written in 2015, but like it's not even about David, it's about Christopher Eccleston (ninth doctor) Edit: after i did that i realised that this is scripted and also "just what the doctor ordered" is a common phrase as well

[@melonowl333]

I don't know the context AT ALL this is golden

[@iantosbf]

best way to watch staged tbh

[@onedaxster]

12:02 Does anyone else want to see Michael Sheen as the Doctor after this?

[@sheilaembry]

His voice was in a Doctor Who episode once.

[@onedaxster]

@@sheilaembry Really? Which one?

[@sheilaembry]

@@onedaxster Here you go. I remember reading/listening? reading I think, NG saying he wrote it with DT in mind, but they didn't have the budget, so it was sidelined and brought out for Matt later. He offered to do a rewrite to fit the new doctor's persona, but it seems there were multiple rewrites and the whole thing became a tedious progress with no joy. I'll see if I can find the Neil piece. Anyway, here's the Wikipedia version: MS plays the voice of the house that traps the doctor and companions for the TARDIS. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doctor%27s_Wife#External_links "The Doctor's Wife" is the fourth episode of the sixth series of the British science fiction television series Doctor Who, which was broadcast on 14 May 2011 in the United Kingdom, and later the same day in the United States. It was written by Neil Gaiman and directed by Richard Clark. In the episode, an entity called the House (voiced by Michael Sheen) lures the alien time traveller the Doctor (Matt Smith) and his companions Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) and Rory Williams (Arthur Darvill) to an asteroid outside the universe, by sending a distress call to the Doctor's time machine, the TARDIS. The House removes the matrix of the TARDIS and places it in the body of a woman named Idris (Suranne Jones), who proceeds to help the Doctor prevent House from escaping its pocket universe with the TARDIS. "The Doctor's Wife" was originally intended to be produced as part of the previous series but was pushed back due to budget constraints. Gaiman revised the script many times, having to add and remove characters and events as production saw fit. The episode was filmed in the autumn of 2010 and featured a makeshift TARDIS control room which was the design from a winner of a contest on the children's programme Blue Peter. The episode was seen by 7.97 million viewers in the UK and was met with positive reviews from critics, with praise for Jones's performance. The episode won the 2011 Ray Bradbury Award for Outstanding Dramatic Presentation and the 2012 Hugo Award for Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form. The Eleventh Doctor, Amy and Rory follow a distress call with the identification of the Time Lord with the name of the Corsair, to an asteroid outside the universe. After landing in a junkyard, the TARDIS shuts down and its matrix disappears. The asteroid, called House, removes the matrix, and places it in the body of a woman called Idris. The Doctor discovers the Corsair and hundreds of other Time Lords on the asteroid were murdered by House and that two inhabitants of the asteroid, Uncle and Auntie, are constructed from the body parts of Time Lords. Upon learning that the Doctor is the last Time Lord and that no more will ever arrive, House transfers its consciousness into the TARDIS to escape from the rift. Amy and Rory are trapped inside as the House-controlled TARDIS dematerialises. Uncle and Auntie are allowed to die. The Doctor learns that Idris contains the personality of the TARDIS's matrix and that they can talk to each other for the first time. With minutes before her body fails, Idris reveals that House had stranded many TARDISes before, and that its pocket universe is hours away from collapsing. The Doctor and Idris work together to construct a makeshift TARDIS from scraps, and then pursue House. Aboard the Doctor's TARDIS, House threatens to kill Amy and Rory. He plays with their senses as they try to flee through the corridors, and then sends an Ood called Nephew after them. Idris makes a psychic connection with Rory to give him directions to a secondary control room, where he and Amy are able to lower the TARDIS shields. This allows the Doctor to land the makeshift TARDIS in the secondary control room, which atomises Nephew. House deletes the secondary control room as he prepares to break through the rift to the main universe, which the Doctor anticipates. The TARDIS's safety protocols transfer them to the main control room, where the dying Idris releases the TARDIS's matrix back to the TARDIS, destroying House. A remnant of the TARDIS's matrix, in Idris' body, states that she will not be able to speak to the Doctor again but will be there for him. Idris's body then disappears as the TARDIS matrix is fully restored. During a dinner with incoming executive producer Steven Moffat, writer Neil Gaiman asked Moffat if he could write an episode. In an interview Gaiman stated "I came up with something that was one of those things where you thought that nobody's done that before."[7] The episode was originally titled "The House of Nothing"[8] before Gaiman sat down to write it, but that was changed to "Bigger on the Inside".[9] This title remained until about six weeks before the episode aired, but the crew was beginning to worry that "Bigger on the Inside" would give away the surprise that Idris was the TARDIS, so it was changed.[9] "The Doctor's Wife" was also a fake title attached to the 1984 serial The Caves of Androzani; then-producer John Nathan-Turner had changed the title to that on his planning board in an attempt to weed out a suspected leak in his office.[9] Gaiman suggested they make an episode which centres on the TARDIS itself, which was not done before for the entire series since it began in 1963. The original plan focused on the idea of the Doctor being pursued by an enemy inside the TARDIS, but went through several subsequent changes; Gaiman changed the plan to focus on the companion due to the Doctor's knowledge of his ship making it too easy for him to escape his enemy, made the TARDIS the threat rather than just a specific alien to avoid making it a simple 'cat-and-mouse' game, and then included the idea of Idris to account for what happened to the TARDIS's mind during this attack. The central idea was a "what if" scenario to see what would happen if the Doctor and the TARDIS got to talk together. Moffat liked the idea of featuring the TARDIS as a woman, believing this to be the "ultimate love story" for the Doctor.[10] Gaiman began writing the episode before Matt Smith was even cast as the Eleventh Doctor; Gaiman had envisioned David Tennant's performance in the first draft, knowing Smith would play the Doctor differently. Despite this he had no issue writing the dialogue. The episode was originally slated for the eleventh episode of the fifth series. However, it was delayed to the sixth series because of budget issues; the eleventh episode would be replaced with "The Lodger".[7] Even so, Gaiman was forced to operate with less money than he would have liked; for instance, he had to scrap a scene set in the TARDIS' swimming pool,[11] and instead of being able to use a monster of his own design he had to use an Ood.[12] The move to the sixth series also meant Gaiman had to include Rory, who had ceased to exist in the original slot in the fifth series. With Rory included, Gaiman had to "reshape" much of the second half of the episode, featuring Amy being on the run in the TARDIS. In the original draft where Amy was the only companion, Gaiman added a "heartbreaking monologue" by the character, further stating "you get to see what it's like to be the companion from the companion's point of view, and she got to talk about essentially in that version how sad it is, in some ways. One day something will happen to her, she'll get married, she'll get eaten by monsters, she'll die, she'll get sick of this, but he'll go on forever."[7] At a certain point, Gaiman became tired of rewriting drafts and asked Steven Moffat for help. Moffat wrote in what Gaiman called "several of [the episode's] best lines" and rapidly rewrote several scenes when budget problems harmed filming locations.[13] And here's the BBC link - www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b011884d

[@hollymatton474]

​@@onedaxsterMichael Sheen was in the series 6 episode The Doctor's Wife voicing an alien entity called House 😊😊

[@princemyxomatosis]

The art rant.. the barking.. 💖 literally the best 😂

[@MikeRiderOOO]

The art rant gets me every time!

[@scdl-m2z]

i love how david’s face at 11:12 is literally 😧

[@s4sausage135]

"IM DOCTOR WHO" "NOT ANYMORE" well yes but acualy no

[@onedaxster]

David played the long game with that

[@1Vix1]

14:34 Everyone in the GO fandom after ending season 2.

[@snipers_nightmare]

Perfect timing! Just discovered your channel and was going on a binge of your content...

[@ivonnegomez9464]

1:38 Jesus Ty 2:10 smart kimono 5:49 steven 12:32 you from the future 13:10 Ken Jeong imitating 13:57 dreams 15:06 elephants 16:27 in a mood 18:18 credits 19:55 Kate Blanchet, oh saucy

[@banjopiggottwright1802]

David: "I'M DOCTOR WHO!" Michael: "NOT ANYMORE BABY!" Yeah....about that.

[@bavard100]

My fav quote as it’s so relatable NOT THERE D: is that wine? Bit early isn’t it M: what time did you have to get up this morning? D: uuummm about/around 8 M: I woke up at FIVE for the dawn. It’s 6pm now and I’m 3 hours ahead of you!

[@astraldaniel5253]

6:41 my favourite line from Staged

[@sorkinfanatic]

Smart kimono!!! 🎵

[@ironvlogger9712]

This is why i prefer my alternative titles: Man Wives Uncensored or The We Don't Like You, Simon Club

[@lavenderotaku2481]

“We are actually friends!” “Yes but nobody’s buying it.” ❤❤😂

[@StillABigKid]

"Do you clean his day-licks?" Why can't I stop watching this?

[@smay745]

I’ve shared this with so many people. This is my favorite compilation. 🎉

[@CreatureFromNeptune]

7:50 "KACH HKEE HKOOCKH" 8:36 "it's the old man from port Talbott!!"

[@mito-cun3877]

90% of this show is michael and David shouting at each other

[@lottiemorton6373]

20:40 the fact I quote this on a daily basis 😂

[@CardCatCardboard]

Oh my goodness now that I'm aware of this series' existance I will need to watch all of it to cope with GO S2 because this had be absolutely dying at times

[@user-vt7iv5xb8k]

HOW DID TY GET IN MICHAEL'S HOUSE

[@thegirlwitheeyes1232]

Idk, Michael doesn't know.. It's a mystery 😂😂😂

[@ninejackrose]

i cant watch rn but i only imagine i’m in it a few times

[@iantosbf]

hmm yeah only a few times

[@silverlady6126]

God I wish these two were my friends 😀 Just imagine a night on the town with them... It would be legendary!! 😂😂

[@DoodlesAndNaps]

Just gonna save these- 6:11 7:56 9:53 10:14 12:32 14:04 15:50 20:03

[@maddiedexter2737]

Imagine if these two bickering turned into a podcast I would listen to it all day every day

[@TheSun_ilios]

1:43 Favorite moment 😂

[@aande3657]

These two are like Rogers and Hammerstein, Abbott and Costello, Cagney and Lacey..Sheen and Tenant..and I love them both!!!

[@veronikakzl4637]

9:34 *cries in ending of GO2*

[@FrolleinFroschbein]

"BOOOOOBEEEHS" Why is this so funny?

[@linshanhsiang]

Maybe because he says it in such a childish, gentle voice?

[@KamKaz00]

i tried looking for the fanfiction mentioned at 14:10 but i found this cute tenrose fic about rose having her period and jt was so adorable 🥺🥺 like the doctor bought chocolates and a hot water bottle and everything 🥺🥺🥺

[@KamKaz00]

idk if it was actually psoted or anything, rewatchint the scene

[@emabuchet4528]

this is addictive

[@nathanjoseph8270]

‘Well that’s modern’ brilliant 😂😂😂😂

[@evadiva6122]

11:11 makes me laugh every time omg 😭 I quote it out of context on the regular

[@thisistheaccountname]

14:10 I was hoping that clip would be here.

[@linshanhsiang]

Michael "You enJOYED it"!

[@Novusa]

4:37 why does this sound exactly like when the doctor meets Donna for the first time

[@Quiqqy]

9:13 best quote

[@wrennewman6868]

Crying laughing. Highest compliment.

[@thegameis...something]

oh god, I love this show

[@LucreziaDeiana]

this is what i 'll watch every time i'll be sad

[@takayamija]

this is SO GOOD

[@lennyravioli1813]

7:01 Davids face is just priceless. Just the realization what Michael just said ahaha

[@foundwantingwaiting]

13:05 my favorite part lmao

[@TheSolarWitch]

Pls do one that's just nothing but all their fights 😂❤

[@danielasannemann7774]

Michael and David best couple ever ...so Funny

[@RandySullivan-n8f]

14:42 b o o b i e s

[@ayoyoulookingweird]

I imagine like this happend between David and Neil gaiman and micheal David: Neil…I wanna chose a full name for Crowley Neil: ah ofcourse! Next day David: hey Micheal. I have a name for crowleyy Micheal: oh god no.. David: Anthony.. Micheal: again with the A?! David: Crowley is also before sheen~~ Micheal: fuck off

[@sagelovestacosuwu8150]

THE MOMENT THAT MAKED ME LAUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH: 9:42 9:56 10:14 12:32 12:55 14:05

[@hellochildren3780]

This is exactly why i love Micheal sheen and David tennant so much I need to watch this show now hehehehe. Where can i find it?

[@lifeonmvrs]

i believe all the episodes were uploaded on youtube by “Brttisun”. just search for staged and it will probably be one of the first options :3

[@iantosbf]

it’s on britbox and iplayer if either are available to you

[@sheilaembry]

Also on Amazon Prime

[@cookie7944]

14:40 is my favorite bit

[@linshanhsiang]

David: It shrunk in the wash". Michael: "Does your katana poke out"? And David makes no response, hes onto something else.

[@hbz5eq955]

YEAH MAN IM IN THERE!!! also this is my third rewatch already

[@MarriedToPearl]

I DID NOT EXPECT CATE BLANCHETT HOLY SHIT I LOVE HER SM

[@dubbingsync]

Yeah series two was interesting with the calibre of guests… but it’s a shame the over all story was a bit naff.

[@raegenarmer2351]

“Do they like cream cheese in Tokyo?” “Not a fuckin clue” 😂😂😂

[@bellsi3836]

1:51 it took me this frame to realize I kinda thought Michael Sheen and Simon Pegg were the same person ???

[@nicktroisi6347]

Some random: “Can you describe Staged?” Me: “Madness”