Crown Your Short King - SNL

[@MelissaNgai]

Reminds me of that article "Is he cute or is he just tall and white?" LOL

[@MavvyMaloneTV]

Wait.. what?? 😳😂🤣

[@kgal1298]

Hahaha my internal voice whenever I’m watching something Ryan Murphy produces

[@tiananesbitt7156]

6”1?

[@T_Black_Lodge]

@@kgal1298”Is this actually good or does it just look pretty?” - my internal voice when watching Ryan Murphy shows.

[@perrinwillis4194]

@MellissaNgai Yeah, nah Im pretty sure @MavvyMaloneTv asked you a valid question. Wtf are you saying?! 😂

[@tsulfcosplay]

No joke I saw a casting call on backstage from SNL saying they needed 5’5 actors for a sketch. This was definitely the sketch.

[@DanMilano]

first time 5'6'' guys took an inch off

[@menm_91]

​@@DanMilano🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dazenguile4215]

@@DanMilanolmao “i’m usually 5’7” but the doctor says i’m 5’5 3/4”.”

[@nickhexum01]

Cause lord knows short guys aren't good for anything else. 🤣

[@voxveritas7941]

I’m so sorry you’re short.

[@StarWarsMoments]

Yeah I choose him. Her voice dropped, just cracked me the hell up.

[@matthewdar886285]

Me too

[@sugaredwards6207]

Shit suddenly got "serious."

[@themirrorsofmymind]

I thought, _"Woah, she's a dude now?"_ 😏

[@brianmallen8887]

That made it so funny. That move. She is so dam n good

[@coastthemost8097]

her visible neck strain too😭🥹

[@joshifereverlark8605]

I'm gonna assume Chloe wrote this solely for the opportunity to make out with Jacob 😂

[@saanasalonen8684]

just made the same comment lol

[@canaisyoung3601]

Hey, it worked for that Jason Momoa sketch where Jason comes back after being stranded on an island for years. Only here, there's no fear that Chloe (Fineman, not Troast) is getting tossed around like a ragdoll. She and Jacob might fall, but it's not that dangerous. Also, I think Marcello Hernandez could have co-wrote this, since he's probably had issues with getting women because of his height. There was a Weekend Update commentary on it.

[@kurtsudheim825]

You do realise they don't actually kids properly

[@glamourgirleventing8016]

who wouldn’t?

[@justianowski]

Nope, Marcello wrote it! The package joke and the wink! Naughty boy lol!

[@maxhoyt4712]

the funniest part is just how many of the snl cast members are ACTUALLY short kings

[@s.pottedjackal]

​@@annemarson4144: the entertainingness is a form of ego protection?

[@nickhexum01]

They have to be funny because they aren't tall.

[@notavailableatthemoment7623]

bro 5 8 is not short. idk when 6 foot became the minimum for dudes but they're def in the minority

[@ICP1SBJ]

@@notavailableatthemoment7623 5'9" is the average height of males in USA so that means under 5'9" is below average. People over 5'9" are often thought to be 6 foot tall because they are so close to it.

[@mixedandmatched9786]

I’m 5’8 and I don’t know when it started being considered short. That’s crazy.

[@ChantaBrite]

They were sooo disrespectful to Theodore 😂

[@wardenm]

To be fair, Teddy *was* one of America's better presidents. No shame in sharing a name/nickname! 😂

[@JachAnen]

*Chipmunk

[@ryanmarsh-zy7pt]

Poor little guy

[@bdp8102]

to be honest, the kinda had to, they needed to hammer home the point that he's undesirable, while he's actually so cute 🥰

[@mmmtsp]

Who? Oh tiny teddy

[@elle533]

"from the bottom of my heart your body is just okay" so deep lol thats some Nate Jacobs type of shit😂😂

[@TheDrewLynch]

“Incredible, little guys” 😅

[@melanieserguiev909]

💀💀💀😂😂

[@datgrrl_official]

@thedrewlynch you were the first person I thought of when I read the title of this sketch...our short king, long may you reign

[@datgrrl_official]

Thank you Mel for sharing your very own short king with the rest of the world... time to revisit some of #drewlynch standup specials

[@danielkeith2071]

Drew! The GOAT of short kings

[@scytheria7]

Omg Drew what a legend

[@maryschroeder1533]

Loved Mikey repeatedly calling Marcello a chipmunk.

[@christofferjenzen78]

It's somewhat accurate.

[@ryohry]

3:18 “Oooooh whoa, I caught a moth.” “ꪖꫝꪖꫝꪖ ! 𝓣𝓱𝓪𝓽’𝓼 𝓪𝔀𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓙𝓪𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓸𝓷! 😆”

[@alexonline2340]

so proud of this australian man for nailing that perfectly douchey italian american accent

[@ZzZ-qd1zo]

Pretty much the only part of his showings in this episode that wasn't underwhelming

[@DebNKY]

And his chewing gum. I love it!

[@johnbellocchio66]

​@ZzZ-qd1zo really, what the hell episode were you watching? Ratings and reviews were through the roof+

[@mountainous_port]

But I think he looks skinny here. He was so buff in Euphoria. Yummy and buff I mean.

[@dewilew2137]

There’s no such thing as an “Italian-American accent”. American accents are distinct based on region, not ethnicity. That wouldn’t even make any sense. 🤦🏽‍♀️ And if you were referring to a stereotypical NYC/NJ accent, this isn’t even that accent. At all.

[@jewelmarie3424]

This has to be Marcello’s sketch!!😂🫶🏾

[@nostrilsflared3635]

or chloe's

[@jamessirot854]

Why not both?

[@gr8dvd]

Huh, 🤷🏻 I’d guess Jacob Elordi wrote it and repeatedly flubbed rehearsals (Chloe’s so fine).

[@Sr.ArmandoCruz]

This was written, produced, directed, costume designed, casted AND soundtracked by Marcello Hernandez 😂😂😂😂😂

[@katiegalvin1773]

My dad said “this skit has Marcello written all over it” we love our short king

[@jl5749]

not even kidding this would be the perfect dating show...make the bachelorette show all this progress then bring in some random average yet tall man and watch it all crumble

[@bethanychatman9531]

Sad thing is you can do this with men to. Just make her curvy.

[@arleedennis791]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@carriesager]

This is exactly what happened in Average Joe

[@cseptember6562]

Why would that be perfect?

[@omars1369]

You mean reality

[@user-ur2wd8du4z]

Yang should win an Emmy for acting straight.. so exaggerated and full of stereotypes and I love it!!!

[@slayerduval1]

Have you seen the sketch "Bowen Is Straight?" He nails the asshole straight guy stereotypes perfectly! 🤣

[@alexhoward5709]

Marcello has had this sketch written in his soul for all his life

[@canaisyoung3601]

You know, it's easy to say that Chloe Fineman wrote this so she can make out with the host, and that is at least 80 to 90% true. But no one stops to think about what you said: that maybe Marcello Hernandez also had a hand in writing it because he probably was rejected a lot by girls in favor of a taller man.

[@gilliancooper2720]

Chloe is living every girl's dream right now

[@GaryDelabate]

She’s Fine, Man!

[@4everseekingwisdom690]

Every girl dreams of joining the cult of scientology?

[@4everseekingwisdom690]

​@@GaryDelabateshe can only date other scientologists.. Just mortgage your house learn about lord Xenu and she's all yours

[@GaryDelabate]

@@4everseekingwisdom690 done and done!

[@alessandro_exclusive]

!!!!!!

[@aazaasaa]

When he straight up called him chipmunk i died

[@sisi2474]

I’d still choose Marcello/Tiny Tedd cuz this man has me down bad for him 😂

[@elistari1050]

His voice, though. So freaking sexy, I don't even know why.

[@sashasilva7066]

love Jacob but SNL's very own petite prince>>>>>>>

[@hannahcraig6763]

I'm 5'10" I'd choose Marcello instantly 😆. My ex is like 5'7", it's really not a big deal unless you really care what you look like in photos.

[@Seetiyan]

@@hannahcraig6763 Not many out there like you. I've dated taller women though, and us guys usually don't care. Hope you enjoy another short guy down the road!

[@maddiek1980]

@@Seetiyanhaha “us guys usually don’t care” good one!

[@hannarampersad6699]

“That don’t matter that don’t matter come sign this baby girl” 😂

[@SandyHolmes0001]

cant believe I understand that reference 😂 im so chronically online ngl

[@nicholasgarrick8855]

Chloe wrote this sketch you can tell she a bachelor fan hysterical that kiss with jacob elordi was wild 😂😂😂.

[@sha11235]

How do you know she wrote it?

[@ananyasahay]

as they said ​they think it's because she's known to be a bachelor fan@@sha11235

[@sugaredwards6207]

@@sha11235 I think they were just guessing bc they said, "you can tell."

[@dchameleon2873]

4:36 the way she’s so lucky

[@Angel-Number444]

They’re not actually kissing lmaoao

[@EnzoTheBaker]

Well Chloe had a lot of fun between this and the Jason Momoa one.

[@Klos1neMN]

And Kelce.

[@jg2722]

@@Klos1neMNKelce is the hottest one

[@happyhogan17]

fuck no @@jg2722

[@starheartskull15]

Marcello my petite prince 🤴

[@InfinitePossibiIities]

too bad 99% of women think the opposite of you =(

[@MoniLein-yy2ue]

petit not petite. He’s not a woman.

[@captaincarl1]

He can be my "squirt"

[@Tao_Tology]

Girl, get in line.

[@starheartskull15]

@@MoniLein-yy2ue oop i didn’t know that word had gendered variations

[@dominiqueeden]

"awww very touching squirt" Ahahahahahahahahha poor poor teddy.

[@NoirFan01]

Poor Marcello. I would choose him over a tall guy, no question

[@toshiamiyumi2604]

you mean over jacob elordi?

[@roentgen822]

Absolute cap 😂 no self respecting person would ever choose a short guy no matter how much of a king he is lol

[@JUANxxTNAFAN]

@@roentgen822lol what

[@roentgen822]

@@JUANxxTNAFAN I meant if a girl had to choose between a short king and a tall guy let’s be real hehehe

[@JUANxxTNAFAN]

@@roentgen822 the tall guy wins every time lol unless the short guy is rich and incredibly handsome.

[@CarolHardesty]

This is EXACTLY like the reality show "Average Joe". A beautiful woman dated a bunch of average-looking guys. But THE MOMENT they introduced hot guys as a twist, she chose one of them.

[@tlahmed]

Never heard of this, I need to look it up 😂

[@jav9069]

Oh yeah I remember that show, the beautiful woman and the average joes were there looking for love, but the hot guys were there to be on TV and a vacation not to fall in love as some of them claimed, and the woman couldn’t see this cause she couldn’t get past their hotness!

[@boogermaiden]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[@JDMimeTHEFIRST]

Honestly, dudes do the exact same thing. So what? Are you upset that women are catching on? Also insecure men are proven to cheat more.

[@augustalavenderblue7353]

And then people felt so bad for the "average" guy who was a finalist but didn't get chosen that they put him on his own season as the bachelor role with a bunch of average and hot women....and he chose the hot finalist girl over the girl next door finalist girl lmao

[@PnoMonies]

You know my girl over here wrote that kissing scene in herself 😂laughing

[@GreenHairedKaiba]

Elordi looks like he could play Lurch

[@hoover728]

He's playing Frankenstein's monster in the new Del Toro film.

[@GreenHairedKaiba]

@@hoover728 Well there ya go lol

[@javiruiz8365]

He is also playing Jack Skellington!

[@Angel_Shyyy]

ONFGG STOPPP😂😂

[@TheGuyThatEveryoneIgnores]

The guy is quite lanky. He should lift weights and eat more protein.

[@graycer]

Marcello Hernandez you will always be choice #1 to me 😭

[@dietotaku]

look i've dated guys that were 6'5" and guys that were 5'4" and not only did i never feel the need to crouch awkwardly in photos in order to appear shorter than my date, the short guys were just way better boyfriends. and i'll be honest, it's actually pretty nice to be able to kiss my date without craning my neck at a 90-degree angle.

[@therearewormsundermyskinth2928]

TeeHee just so happens that my bf is 6'7

[@WilliamV1987]

@@therearewormsundermyskinth2928 weird flex, but ok

[@therearewormsundermyskinth2928]

​@@WilliamV1987whenever a chick says that their bf is 6'0+ istg

[@WilliamV1987]

@@therearewormsundermyskinth2928and the fact that I took your comment as legit😂

[@kiarimarie]

I dated guys closer to the 5'7-5'9 range for years because of the neck craning. Thankfully gave my now husband a chance despite him being over 6 feet. 😂

[@abbieburchard3180]

The way he hugged her before he put her down 🥺

[@deepikarajsingh5392]

Did they really makeout?

[@big12knights39]

This isn't comedy, it's documentary. 🤣

[@austinlim54]

as a short guy this was funny af but also dam hurts so much

[@revivedsoul1099]

It was funny, but not funny as f. Its hurts, like atleast give her to Theo

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

"From the bottom of my heart your body is just ok." Are you kidding me she picked him. 😅😅

[@TYBG85]

Yup. When push comes to shove many girls would rather have a tall lowlife abusive alcoholic with a couple DUIs, no car, lives at home and no job then a guy who would dare be under 5'9 and has his shit together and treat her well. It's the world we live in. Social media has a huge impact on young girls and they would be embarrassed to have a guy who doesn't tower over them.

[@Meik-n9h]

I'll never understand the obsession with tall men 💀 I understand tall women, but like I'm 157cm, a man over 185 is a tree to me 🌳

[@gonzo26nix]

*nods* yup.. I can believe she went for him. if she had chosen any of the other guys', I would have known it was a work of complete fiction.

[@ozzieenglelewis]

That line was over the line for humor. But, accurate.

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

@@Meik-n9h ok I get it. If women sees a tall handsome man they would do everything to be with that man. If I was a woman I would defienitly go for a tall man plus that tall man gets to carry you around without your heels which is a win win which is what makes love special.

[@DaniMalfoy22]

4:45 that should be me!

[@milksushi6640]

It's insane that, in the current social climate, it's significantly harder to forget that I'm short than it is to forget that im black 😂

[@STW0173]

😂😂😂😂 ditto

[@basedmanlett]

Heightism is worse than racism.

[@nawdude4292]

Thank goodness i grew up in an older generation cuz women were not nearly as hung up on height, or overall as shallow as they've become in the social media age. It's almost as if men are just there to raise their own status in competition with other women... 🤔 Hmm

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Height Growth USD SGD

[@zkeletonz001]

Make fun of someone for being overweight, something that's changeable, and people will throw a fit. Make fun of someone for being short, something that's not changeable, and no one cares.

[@taniaishere]

I'd still choose Teddy ❤

[@SuitedPup]

Heterosexual male but same

[@javiruiz8365]

As a gay man I agree the tall guy just doesn’t doit for me!! I’ll keep the pocket gay

[@elcuzzo4620]

*THEODORE 😂

[@DandelionVVA]

Agreed. Theodore ftw

[@susannehuber3996]

100%

[@gonzo26nix]

ya.. pretty accurate. thank you SNL for this dagger to my short guy little heart...

[@djhwty8725]

Man that skit was hilarious. I'm gonna go cry now.

[@libbyhicks7549]

I was at the funeral of a highschool friend last weekend and it definately morphed into a 'golden short king' episode for me once all the couples had taken leave.

[@Hai_Lello]

1:19 Her facial expressions looked soooo much like Taran Killam right here.

[@kellymadison48]

Wow that’s so random and obscure and also spot on

[@abdulwasey3506]

That is uncanny, man do I miss him. He was a very versatile actor.

[@kurtsudheim825]

They totally have the same blank, goofy smile

[@laurenkitcat8219]

I think Molly only uses they/them pronouns? Correct me if I am wrong, but I totally agree about the Taran comparison!

[@abdulwasey3506]

@@laurenkitcat8219 Molly identifies as non binary. I just use 'they' but in most instances I try to avoid using pronouns at all.

[@Archpope]

I suspect Chloe wrote this sketch.

[@kellymadison48]

I thought it was Marcelo lol

[@kennybegeske8824]

Molly Kearney Needs To Write Sketch

[@canaisyoung3601]

And maybe Marcello, since he probably has dealt with trying to compete with tall guys in getting women.

[@natashalyonne1674]

when Teddy got called squirt 😭😭😭

[@jamessirot854]

He prefers Thedore.

[@Dnichols619]

That's the one joke that made me laugh-cringe. In every single social situation, I'm "squirt," "buddy," "partner," "scout." I'm 30.

[@gregap8282]

I would pick Marcello 10 times out of 10 if the choice is between him and Elordi

[@SnowFoxParty]

Same!

[@SeaBassTian]

Marcello can be my short king anytime hahaha.

[@stquatro]

Chloe’s just living all of our dreams at 4:34

[@HomoAlone1]

idk which one is better being carried by him or making out with him

[@TheAnxietyCloset]

I think the sketch would have worked better if they didn't make the short guys look and act rather pathetic. The short guy jokes got repetitive and there's no payoff, just killing time between when Elordi's character is introduced and he and Chloe making out.

[@TheAnxietyCloset]

Just occurred to me that Krusty's lecture about hitting people with pies could apply to this sketch: "The pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity!"

[@dre6289]

Yeah, there is no silver lining at the end. Just brutal. It's unbalanced.

[@RichardSchiffman-jn1ds]

I agree. While there's some definitely blackpilled messaging with this sketch, I also couldn't help but notice that they made all three short guys (yes I know the 2nd one is a woman but I digress) seem rather corny and even borderline self-deprecating which I found pretty annoying. I'm a 5'6 guy myself and while I have always been self-conscious about it, I would like everyone to understand that most of us short guys still act every bit as normal as our taller peers and not in that overused "confidence" manner either that often seems contrived and phoney

[@robynmutema5830]

I loved the bit at the end where all the lil bachelors start dancing.

[@ethanchapman969]

It’s not even a parody. Just how dating apps actually work.

[@laalaa99stl]

Would watch Danny Devito in a Golden Short King.

[@KitC916]

Peter Dinklage!

[@toshiamiyumi2604]

LIsten he is not a short king. He is a little GOD@@KitC916

[@Kitty8791]

​@@KitC916 He's too young. Only 54yo! Golden = 60-75yo.

[@pervysage4934]

it's not fair , who would believe any woman would choose another guy over him? give me a break

[@juliannehannes11]

AND MARTIN SHORT!

[@sm5970]

‘Kinda till have a girlfriend and need $200 000.’ Is just so real somehow. And they still get the girl 😂

[@madisonjulian4382]

First boyfriend was 6'5, extremely toxic, and didnt think he had anything to worry abt because of his height. Second boyfriend was 5'5, is the kindest man I have ever met, and is the man I made my husband and soon to be father of our first child. Not all tall guys, but a lot of them, get away with way to much because so many girls think they're too good for a shorter guy. My husband is still taller than me, just not 6 ft + and treats me better than anyone ever has.

[@ADubbs-fd8xf]

This hit a little too close to home 😭 at least we still have our fantastic dance moves, my short brethren! 😂😂

[@saanasalonen8684]

there is no way this skit was not made for chloe making out with jacob lmao

[@deepikarajsingh5392]

Did they really makeout? It must be so weird for them at the end of the skit

[@d-maproductions9175]

I love how she walks over at the end and you see that she’s not even really taller than them or anything

[@aubreygraham5821]

I’m so depressed. I’m gonna have to get limb lengthening surgery.

[@katharinenoble1682]

Wow..... kudos to Bowen and Marcello for doing this. And i love them both a million per cent.

[@katharinenoble1682]

Like seriously, Bowen and Marcello, I love you. I have a friend who swears he cannot get a date because of his height (probably close to these guys).... to those women I say: you are sucky and shallow. Come on: Bowen and Marcello, both total catches (except B's gay but whatevs, still a catch).

[@SnowFoxParty]

I like my short kings, hugs and kisses are the best at the same level ❤❤❤

[@deneric928]

I swear so many guys use height as a crutch. Like, if my 5'4-ass self can find a wife, none of y'all got an excuse.

[@audreywoodcock3869]

love Marcello he has so many layers!!!!

[@ClifftonCrowder-yt2gt]

Don't know why every time Molly dresses like a dude I can't stop smiling 😂...it always just translates as adorable 😂

[@OvSpP]

‘Love don’t exist down here’

[@jeffredfern3744]

You just have to lower your standards.

[@stillsearching1284]

As a shoet man, this hits close to home. There are so many women who just dismiss you right off the bat.

[@martijn_yt]

Look at the positive: at least you don't have to waste time to weed out the shallow, narrow minded and superficial women that you don't want to end up with anyway ;)

[@figuenew]

@@martijn_yt X2 👍🏻

[@kissit012]

Women do that with men in general. Most don’t like being bothered regardless of your appearance. Being approached while minding your business can be annoying

[@arien_000]

I'm a girl. And what you say is true to a certain degree cuz of how we are programmed by nature. Still, when you have something that makes you stand out, like charm, charisma, talent, wit, intelligence, creativity and a good and reliable character, believe me, girls consider. Also, style is very important - like how you carry yourself, your demeanor and how you can carry a good conversation with a girl. I'm speaking from experience. I say, if you really like a girl, just be sincere and consistent and show her your charms.

[@BeKind2AllKinds]

Try being a woman…they get dismissed for EVERYTHING by guys who don’t deserve them anyway.

[@GenX1969]

I watched a video of guys paying $20k for leg lengthening surgery and the comment section was full of people putting them down and saying they would never do something like that if they were short. Tons of women saying “I love short kings” The truth is short guys are in pain. Why not recognize skits like this are humiliating. When things are mean spirited, it’s just not funny anymore

[@vereen70]

Well said!!! Salute!! 🫡

[@QHG415]

I think this skit is meant to make fun of and satirize women’s standards and how they are more likely to pick a tall loser over pretty much any short man. If anything, I think it draws awareness to how brutal it is for short men in the dating market. Sometimes satire is the best way to do that. Also, the skit was written by Marcello Hernandez, who plays one of the “short kings” in the skit.

[@philip7833]

Yeah its sucks when people literally have zero control over it

[@iamnatalieanne]

While I get what you're saying, it was written by Marcello (tiny Teddy), we saw him at the imrpov last night and the short king things is always part of his comedy. It's satire, not meant to be hurtful. My dad is 5 foot 5 and he was laughing his ass off (my mom is like 5 9 and it's never been an issue for them) - you just gotta find the right person and have a positive mindset. If it bothers you, it will bother others.

[@b-meaker99]

Boy if this isn't an accurate representation of life in the dating pool

[@InfinitePossibiIities]

sad but true

[@roachdoggjr722]

That's what makes it so funny, the biting satire @@InfinitePossibiIities

[@elistari1050]

Not really. I mean, the average man is under 6 feet, and the average man has a partner, so. Yeah, not really all that accurate. The problem is, a lot of men go for women who tend to have very specific....personalities and physical appearances that make them the type of people to only want someone "over 6 feet". Whilst overlooking women who are pretty or average, who have great personalities and don't care about height. This ultimately makes these men guilty of the same thing they accuse women of; being vain and shallow, only caring about physical appearence. Average men want the physically most beautiful women, but those beautiful women want the physically most beautiful men. So average men feel like ALL women just want ridiculously tall guys and average women feel like ALL men want super models; because they're both judging the entire other gender based on the preferences of the most beautiful people. It's a vicious cycle.

[@toitman2]

The problem is that there's nothing anyone can do about height. you can work on everything else but that's not enough. i think guys are willing to accept women for things they can control not things they can't ​@elistari1050

[@nawdude4292]

While there's truth in your statement you're either overlooking or not realizing the social pressure women put on each other the way they compete with each other for vain things like shoes and purses so then their choices in men become about their status and men are treated more like accessory shopping than finding who's right for them. This is more prevalent for those who grew up with a smart phone I've noticed, they're just overall dumber in every way 😂 lots of knowledge but no wisdom on what to do with any of it except again use it like an accessory to make themselves look good lol

[@kivonshe]

This was perfect to capitalize off Jacob’s projection in entertainment! He proved he has range lol

[@TheCrooksandCastle]

you mean height

[@javiruiz8365]

Unfortunately it showed he is not a great actor

[@dikigurung2222]

😂😂😂😂 little bachelors 2:43

[@WS102]

Chloe is the absolute best. Hilarious.

[@WonderWhatHappened]

As a little guy, this is so accurate.

[@InfinitePossibiIities]

same. painfully accurate

[@Repdem]

Not all women are shallow

[@vrcxdc3623]

@@Repdem not as shallow as your comment, that's true

[@Repdem]

@@vrcxdc3623 I am a woman who has dated short guys. It's not a selection criterion.

[@WomenHateShortMen]

@@Repdem Yes they are

[@pookiebearv2859]

Just be white and tall confirmed

[@cseptember6562]

Its always been true

[@joshuamccracken1498]

As a 5’5” dude I wish I could be offended by this…more than anything I’m disappointed at how lazily written and poorly executed this sketch was.

[@InfinitePossibiIities]

it happens in real life, thats why its supposed to be hilarious. "i write in my dating apps if your not over 6ft swipe left" is what the girl in the green dress said, which is pretty accurate in real life

[@mitekillem]

It's funny because it mirrors reality in a very blunt way.

[@DebNKY]

Not really, it's very exaggerated.

[@aubreygraham5821]

@@DebNKYunfortunately it really isn’t. Most women just have something wired in them to be unattracted to short men.

[@DebNKY]

@@aubreygraham5821 I'm 5'9", they're all short. It's not a factor for me.

[@DebNKY]

@@aubreygraham5821 I'm 5'9", so everybody's short. It doesn't slow me down.

[@preoximerianas]

@@DebNKY It’s not exaggerated.

[@Retributivist]

heightpill - SNL, it's over - SNL, never get up - SNL, take your pick.

[@persephrotisv.2655]

That dress on Chloe 🔥😻

[@chumark54]

This is a documentary.

[@MOTM1234]

I hate how accurate this is (written as a short king)

[@claudia8861]

Marcello looks so handsome in that suit.

[@jauxro]

my 5'0 king where are you

[@jaykay1899]

Three of the skits from this episode were solely based around Jacob Elordi walking in halfway through the sketch and everyone being flustered cuz he's hot. Come on SNL lol

[@BeautyNeedsAWitness]

"hey look, they're dancing!" Lol 😂

[@dieselpunk4117]

I thought body shaming was something society frowned on these days? Weird how male height is pretty much the only thing it's still socially acceptable to make fun of people for, without consequences. If you think I'm exaggerating, just picture the same sketch, but replace - 'Men under 5'8' - with - 'Women over 180lbs' - and try to imagine if as many people would find it funny.

[@Grandmaster-Kush]

Only women get a pass for being fat / ugly etc

[@elistari1050]

Tall women. Being a tall woman with a shorter or average height guy is still seen as odd or weird. It's funny how people talk about how women want taller guys, and never question why these tall guys want short women?

[@nawdude4292]

Yes turn it around and find blame with men. The statistics show guys are willing to date a greater range of heights including taller than them much much more than women willing to date even their own fkin height SMH. But yeah, guys suck right smh

[@ICP1SBJ]

This is SNL which is comedy. Nothing is off limits with comedy or at least that is the way it was when comedy was really funny.

[@Nippleless_Cage]

Jesus Christ. There's always one. 🙄 The whole point of the sketch was satirizing male body standards. You just won't understand unless it comes in the form of a strongly worded blog post.

[@prospectnyc]

short king here. this is accurate, painful and hilarious 😂

[@InfinitePossibiIities]

yes, about 99% accurate =(

[@Papa_khan553]

Imagine calling yourself a short king dude have some fucking respect these people don’t fucking respect us whatsoever they just call us that coz they pity short men

[@WilliamV1987]

C’mon SNL..”Crown your Stunning and Brave Plus Sized Princess” next week. You are on a roll..

[@libbyhicks7549]

yes.

[@AA-ew5uk]

They already did a skit with the same gender swapped joke with Jennifer lopez

[@nawdude4292]

Except there's plenty of guys who like bigger girls. The number of girls willing to date even their own height is practically null

[@elitestar]

@@nawdude4292the guys who like bigger girls only do so because they know they can’t get a hot fit chick. You bet your ass they’d rather get with Margot Robbie than Melissa McCarthy

[@Garcuam]

I haven't seen a single comment about Jacob's facial expressions. That shit had me dying more than anything. Lmfao. 2:59 lmao

[@jenwarshawsky189]

It was funny the way Marcello said, "ha, ha, ha."

[@MotorSwapDan]

🤔

[@user-gh5zk8er5h]

All the "lil" bachelor were funny 😂😂

[@mottopanukeiku7406]

😂 This is pretty much the dating scene now in big coastal cities. Only the cut off is 6’, not 5’8”. The smaller the woman the more a guy’s height is important as well. There’s going to be a huge spinster community in 10 years because many women can’t get over it. Of course men are picky now as well. Have fun!

[@jasonb2089]

I've noticed this being on the apps in a coastal city. I'm 5'7 and most of the women who "like" me first are 5'6-5'9. Just my experience of course, but super interesting how medium height to slightly tall women seem to care less about height.

[@mottopanukeiku7406]

@@jasonb2089 Yes, most smaller or average height guys will do just fine if they don’t completely depend on dating apps. It just seems to reduce the dating pool a bit. Luckily there are lots of things guys can do (as well as women) that make them desirable mates in the long run. But the tall trend is annoying.

[@Ari-ll1wp]

My sister married a guy 5" shorter than her, really funny and does all this adventurous stuff. She and I were talking one time and she says, "you know, short guys really get overlooked." We started cracking up about how both literal AND figurative it was.

[@sakuraflower7245]

Well, the truth is, if there's a guy that is above 5'8" and then a guy that is under 5'8" and they are pretty evenly matched in their qualities, the majority of women will choose the taller guy. Sorry, that's just the way it is.

[@laurenw.8178]

That was great, I should've seen the ending coming though 😂

[@preoximerianas]

Well, at least “skits” like this are being honest about how woman actually feel about short men. The comments here don’t help either. Not even going into how much Twitter & Tiktok salivate over tall men and get hundreds of thousands of likes. What’s the point in fighting for a society like this that celebrates hating me for being 5’2? No Russian or Chinese ever hated me, called me disgusting because of my height. But woman from my own country do that daily and get supported. And I’m meant to fight & die for them?

[@preoximerianas]

@ANGELISUNCHAINED America.

[@joshuabailey9578]

You are a whiner. Get over it

[@MichaelGaran-t8g]

Obsessing over your height is a choice I promise you. It is true that a lot of women prefer height over everything, but I am certain that it is less than you think it is. You wouldn't want to be with a girl that obsessed over height anyway, even if you were tall. The only thing you miss out on by not being tall is the ability to be an a$- h0le and still get play (even if your ugly). If you're not an a$- h0le, you really shouldn't care about sleeping around. Being ran through is a huge regret because love is what you actually want.

[@MatthewTheWanderer]

I'm surprised this isn't a real show yet!

[@dont-look-down]

Give it a year 😂

[@omars1369]

No need, it’s real life

[@johnbellocchio66]

Wait a week.

[@videovoidtv]

As a short king at 5’8… I laughed and got angry simultaneously.

[@spirit469]

5'8 is not short

[@elistari1050]

5,8 is average. You're not short, you're normal.

[@davidamaya4330]

@mr.giggles6265chronically online

[@videovoidtv]

@@elistari1050 Id beg to disagree. Its normal for a Latino like myself. But I do think most guys are taller. Just what I notice.

[@jayhay8]

5’8” ain’t short.

[@PasleyAviationPhotography]

As someone whos 5'4", them saying anyone under 5'8" is short made me die a little.

[@CharliePetricor]

I love how the audience started laughing as soon as they realized Molly was one of the guys. 😂

[@laalaa99stl]

Hey! I thought it was Heidi who always tries to make out with the hunky guest host! 🤣

[@cloudglider]

Don’t forget Ego

[@canadianhappyinitalytruest6556]

Ego and Jason sudekis… that was some spark! Loved it!

[@grouchypete1]

Heidi does it only if she can also be cheating on a dude in the sketch as well. It’s weird.

[@YugaliGullapalli]

The moment the host mentioned a twist, I knew there is gonna be a tall guy in the mix. And he always wins! 😂

[@mpmcassey]

Why is "body shaming" unacceptable if it regards being overweight, but perfectly acceptable and even a source of humor if it regards a man's height? For short men, we endure teasing about our height from early childhood onward, and being frequently rejected by prospective girlfriends simply because we are short. The psychological scars this leaves on us are nothing to be laughed at.

[@dylancobalt7807]

Jeeze kid take a joke😂 are you sure you're not being rejected because of that massive chip in your shoulder 😊

[@christofferjenzen78]

But you little rascals are so funny. You're almost like real people.

[@stuartdennis8506]

@@christofferjenzen78 there’s a Stefon joke in here somewhere

[@dylancobalt7807]

@aaronsinger6363 I know Americans aren't funny. I helps me fall asleep

[@alisonf6478]

There have been SNL skits about overweight women, etc. (one with a prince and princess comes immediately to mind. I forgot the name.) I’m pretty sure it’s about recognizing the ridiculousness of any and everything. Including folks who choose partners only on height/looks. (Which goes both ways. I bet you choose partners based upon certain appearances, yes?)

[@Myke030-e4h]

"Hahaha, that's AWESOME Jackson!" 🤣

[@Goth_Goat]

The audacity for the writers to name one of them Kevin 🤣