CRUNCH TIME | Dimir Control going for TOP 1200 MYTHIC | Kaldheim Standard

[@dafickler]

Me and my 6 year old always watch you. I've always appreciated your not swearing. This was totally understandable and made me laugh. No worries.

[@somedudeontheinterwebs45]

So wholesome. :)

[@jayran86]

This reply! Amazing. I only hope I'm like this as a dad.

[@axljohnson5225]

fun fact your lastname actually translates to the f-word in german

[@dafickler]

@@axljohnson5225 since I am from German descent...I know. lol

[@klarthkoken1925]

"Let's grab a Saw It Coming cause I don't know quite what I'm going to need to counter." Flavour fail.

[@v_o_r_p_a_l]

37:50 first time i’ve ever heard CGB swear, it is both cursed and beautiful at the same time

[@Timmo885]

That is everyone's feelings when they face Rogues.

[@yonahgreene]

Ahhhh the day has arrived...

[@sam-wv2ds]

lmao that was hilarious

[@RafitoOoO]

You know you're annoying when cgb drops a f bomb in you

[@sam-wv2ds]

@@RafitoOoO in? 😳

[@Tzone13]

A like and a comment for the "F" bomb that was badly needed.. well done

[@RobbieB2606]

The most deserved F bomb of all time.

[@MowJoeJoJo]

lol. First time in the video streak that I’ve ever heard him drop that!

[@HokaMagic]

I was so surprised hearing him say that but the man he was up against would have driven me insane too.

[@Tzone13]

@@HokaMagic Yep same here

[@ealdscield]

hahah this is amazing

[@JuiceSinceBerf]

CGB, first-time commenter. 23:30 I want you to know that I watch for your commentary while you are thinking (taking your time). Your ability to predict what your opponent might be planning next and planning ahead has taught me a lot. Don't change a thing.

[@DonGeritch]

plot twist - SpoomGoom is actually 90 years old and unable to play any faster due to cognitive decline

[@dwilburn]

Maybe SpoomGoom is just salty about all the Yorion videos?

[@DonGeritch]

@@dwilburn but this deck has no Yorion

[@dwilburn]

@@DonGeritch True, but they could just be holding a grudge. ;)

[@lonelongboarder27]

Playing mtga on a galaxy s2

[@mtgayrek]

You are a lucky human if you've never been in a situation where you were frustrated with a person you already KNEW was dealing with issues of cognitive decline. For an anonymous opponent, I'm not sure it matters.

[@SimonTam-omgitslink]

"Eliminate is better than Heartless Act in case of Call" "Trade Omenkeel with Enforcer to stop more mill" These things are obvious in hindsight, but never immediately apparent to me during a game. I can't say how much I appreciate you always laying out your thought processes like that. I feel that I learn much more from watching your videos than from others. Keep doing what you're doing man! (PS: can't wait for the CGB shark token! should be shipping soon)

[@hjt091]

That rogues player must have, like, the smoothest brain in the entire history of humanity

[@SilentNyite]

How do THEY get to Mythic?!?

[@adampopeens2728]

@@SilentNyite "How do THEY get to Mythic?!?" I bet 90% of their victories are tilt-concedes

[@samrlbarton2722]

@@SilentNyite Some streamers are even worse, just get told how to play by chat

[@SilentNyite]

@@adampopeens2728 I HAVE ZERO DOUBTS!

[@SilentNyite]

@@samrlbarton2722 ...Oh. Hell. No. Why are they even there?!?

[@snugglyhugs8698]

0:16 Good part starts! 3:16 Dedication 3:48 Is that a Wookie mating call? 3:59 Let the nonsense begin 14:16 Game 2 (Warning: Opponent was on the ropes! ADDRRIIIAANNNN! ... maybe play some Hearts on Fire?) 25:43 * shocking play * 37:47 Understandable. Apology accepted. 38:30 Game 3 39:47 Here, have a wookie-plushie 48:36 Game 4 57:42 Big Brain Move brought to you by... MTGA Assist! (Link in the description) 1:06:03 Best part starts Sorry for being so slow on this one. Today was... FUN! hehehehehehe......hehehehe.... *cries* But again, CGB brings a bit of joy to my day. Thank you CGB.

[@KeithBuhler]

"You are the fucking..." [worst.] That statement needed some closure.

[@emyron1843]

When that opponent punted and exiled your Cosima after stealing it, that was the Magic Gods going "CGB, we've tormented you enough for today, here, this one's on the house."

[@gobinddhawan271]

That F bomb was the best thing I heard all day. Edit: wow 50 likes! Cgb you should swear more often 😉

[@adampopeens2728]

No joke; he spoke for us all

[@FatboyGengiz]

We've all been there! 😂

[@andresvillarroel6216]

we needed that

[@GripCitadel]

Hahaha...The F Bomb was so deserved...that person was a miserable opponent...nice work CGB!

[@Cazamalos]

I low-key enjoy when CGB has to deal with a slow player

[@DannyG2108]

First ever F Bomb I've witnessed from CGB. Definitely justified lol

[@darendroid]

Blue mages amirite??

[@MannBergPig]

Cosima the new yorion for CGB

[@ubirajaralopes8415]

A Yorion that will not rotate anytime soon.

[@RafitoOoO]

Yeah, he'll try to force it into every deck lmao.

[@blakedicus1156]

The cgb f bomb made this the best cgb video ever... have you ever thought about doing like an uncensored stream???

[@covertgoblue]

First :p

[@itsmr.rainbow3861]

Cheater 🤣😂

[@AJKiesel]

First to say second!

[@God-ch8lq]

You madlad

[@barney3444]

nowadays we say UNO

[@wrentheseedling]

First? must be playing monored . . .

[@koi_ofmadness7649]

CGB cursing, the most silken curses I have ever beheld.

[@caddaddy22]

bout time we heard a F bomb on a cgb vid, youve played plenty of turd matches to warrant the use of it

[@darangen]

I love your videos because you explain your thought process, like using heartless act first against a lurrus rogues because later eliminate is better.

[@ajgameaccount309]

CGB thinking about playing Cosima, "let's make 'em have it." My experience with Cosima, "they always have it."

[@dougcarey2233]

Tectonic Giant has become an absolute beast lately.

[@ToadimusPrime]

I've always used it in red decks, for no reason. It's a mediocre card and no one expects it. Well, they do now

[@Derael]

I don't see it. It's bad vs Wicked Wolf and Apparition and can't attack into lovestruck beast. For a 4 drop it's not terrible, but I'm not even sure it's worth a slot in a giants deck.

[@dougcarey2233]

@@Derael Granted, but most creatures die to removal, and most cards have their downsides in general. That said, in the games I've seen/played, Tectonic Giant appears to pull a lot of weight as either a Lightning Bolt or Light up the Stage on a stick. It's not Elder Gargaroth, but it's pretty darn close.

[@Derael]

@@dougcarey2233 While most creatures indeed die to removal, the key point is their mana cost. Even cards like Questing Beast don't see much play, for 4 drop to be good, it needs to be really good. Elder Gargaroth is also mostly played in sideboard for that reason. Tectonic Giant's statline is a bit awkward, and it lines up relatively poorly vs popular creatures. It's not a terrible card, but it's only playable in a dedicated giants deck.

[@sheaandrus-oak6546]

@@ToadimusPrime I disagree I think tectonic was always a great card just over looked and under appreciated because no one ever gave it a chance

[@LastHunter23]

i want to send u a hug

[@itsmr.rainbow3861]

The F Bomb at 37:50 Made me spill my drink man, did not expect it from you the one and In Best of one!

[@sirhamalot8651]

Honestly, even with escape cards, when opponent plays turn 1 Crab, I resign. It's not worth the half-hour of frustration knowing that if my draws falter even a little in the early game, I've already lost. Good for you CGB. (As an aside, today I played a turn 2 Ugin off of a Tibalt's Trickery against a Rogue player, and I was so unapologetic about it. He stuck it out for 2 more turns and resigned. So sweet!)

[@goldfishragnarok]

I was literally thinking about cgb and how he doesn’t swear only to hear a blessing to my ears

[@lifeisawesome1391]

Thank you CGB! Dimir control is my favorite archetype. I think that Cosima and Alrund make it competitive. Would you consider swapping maze mind tome for into the multiverse? One thing I like about the multiverse card is that when you foretell it, it bluffs as a saw it coming.

[@aeonstasis]

Mazemind Tome is pretty important for the life gain against aggro and smoothing your draws, especially in BO1. You could definitely try swapping some copies of Cosima for Behold since they function similarly.

[@sleshstamp]

CGB I just got #32 mythic in BO1 with your Rakdos list. Immertsum Predator is a BEAST. Please use that deck!

[@Methus3lah]

I’ve been playing a Jeskai Cosima tap-out control deck. 4 doomskars, 4 shatter the sky, and 4 storm’s wrath. 4 ECD too, for all the non-creature permanents. And Castle Ardenvale for a secondary wincon!

[@porphura4448]

I feel like I've noticed an uptick in the forever ropers. I assumed it was because now Arena is on mobile more people are playing on the toilet and need to wipe between passes.

[@ZakanaHachihaCBC]

The solution would be to not pair across platforms

[@justinofioravanti2841]

I love the f bomb.. Its nice to see unedited CGB every once in a while.

[@TheMarsKce]

The Giant match was so funny xD This guy had like a perfect draws all the time

[@efitwithnick]

“Oh my god, I F-Bombed” got me howling. You said what we were all thinking. 🤣🤣🤣

[@xvandamagex]

We forgive the F bomb against Rogues. They deserve every one.

[@jjjblack010]

I legitimately come back to watch this video occasionally just for the f bomb. There's something so pure about it

[@joefat420]

Your showcase 9f C9sima/Omenkeel has made me like this card so much. Great video as always.

[@Minase636]

That double Stomp was a Big Brain Play

[@thekwillis2830]

I just pictured Will Ferrell in step brothers cursing into the drumset "fuck you SpoomGoom" "FUCK YOU"

[@edwardfreda3335]

Loving this race to mythic series...can't wait for the Thursday mono red!

[@daviddewidt5261]

No, he has too much integrity for mono red. Right? Right? Gotta be mono white and he faces 90% mirror matches.

[@edwardfreda3335]

@@daviddewidt5261 Daniel has too much integrity, but CGB....?

[@PoisonxAlchemist]

Does anyone have a list for the four color landfall deck?

[@PiNoYeBoy85]

That swear was awesome, and the fact that I think you were about to swear again for swearing right after was hilarious.

[@AdamGRiley]

XD The F boom though. Editor let that one through.

[@obtuu9911]

Really cool DL. I would say that having only 2 counter spell other than jwari could be dangerous. Especially with only 3 extinction. I don’t believe that much in the 4 copy of cosima as long as it doesn’t synergize in a kill such as DT. Keep up the good content !

[@fuzbuzz00]

I swear like a sailor in my day-to-day life and my heart skipped a beat when the f-bomb dropped, like =O He's really mad!

[@ChristianZ504]

Best video of the year, thus far!

[@cafemalo]

Thank you for enduring the awful games to bring us quality content CGB. I can't imagine how many toxic players you get like that rogue player. I think that was just a glimpse into your daily grind. Stay strong and good luck!

[@joshuasalinas5117]

Hearing CGB curse at Rogues made my day because same lol

[@lifeisawesome1391]

49:55 Can any judges out there explain to me what happened? Why did CGB is the one who got the emblem when OP exiled Cosima?

[@aragounaaragouna9437]

I was asking myself the same question. For exemple, if you get a bonecrusher from opponent library with +2 ability of Tibalt, you get to cast the stomp side and the creature goes to YOUR exile. What is the difference between the trigger of Cosima at the upkeep and the scenario with adventure cards ?

[@vidividivicious]

Why faceless heaven in the side board if you don't have snow lands?

[@adamjohnson2933]

Vs the grixus giants i would have probably never cracked that tome and just fueled up the other, being greedy for that card cost ya. But good games all around 😁

[@doctor-goggles]

Yeah I didn't understand that. But I am a perpetual percentage gamer so

[@andrewjodocy3516]

Twice.

[@phamtomK9]

Came for the Demir....stayed for the game play....liked for the "F" bomb...

[@hansolo4911]

Why no ashiok?

[@quinnenstrom4808]

That rogues matchup was something else

[@alexprovost8813]

The face at 14minutes after the 2nd crusher, priceless!!!

[@getlooky736]

You have three or four graveyard hate cards in your wishboard but no necromentia?

[@IzzetNilson]

I am no joke a fan of that last matchup. I don't think anyone expected the latest Izzet Tech: The WarOven. I know I wasn't. I kind of want to see a game where it's Portent Betrayal, Claim Firstborn, Akroan War and basically ALL the ovens. Late game blue got cards that do similar stuff, too. Not viable, sure, but omg it sounds fun.

[@andrewfreeman7540]

I was shooketh 😂 caught me off guard but I understand your frustration

[@mrblondecpa]

Help. Could CGB have cracked the fabled passage to save the cosima from heartless act in the first game? He says he’s saving it to exile cosima right after but that doesn’t make sense to me. Thanks

[@TheFifthsWord]

Cosima goes into exile on upkeep. She returns with counters on landfall

[@guntherderbaum253]

No. The trigger to exile Cosima happens only at the beginning of your upkeep, but if Cosima is already in exile and you have a fabled passage on the field, you can crack it to put an additional counter on the cosima.

[@thomasmiller8289]

I'm picturing the crawling barrens crewing the omenkeel like a human crews a finger skateboard😄

[@comedyman4896]

Shoutout to that one rouges player who singlehandedly pushed the video time to 1hr+

[@drejerm7856]

Anyone got that sweet giants list from first game?

[@ryanhenderson225]

When can we expect to see mono red Cosima?

[@IncrediPaulAZ]

I was playing this deck last night when I found it on your aetherhub. It's exactly what I've been looking for

[@alexpalmer9194]

I laughed so hard at the "F" bomb. Honestly, I had to put it on 1.5x speed for that game, and even then it was hard to watch. It was the first time I've ever heard you cuss, and it was glorious.

[@sirhamalot8651]

Jwari Disruption was underwhelming in these match-ups. An expensive Force Spike on one side and a tapped land on the other? And as a 4-of? Surely there's better.

[@magaryia]

Dude I seriously laughed out loud after that Fbomb! Lol I feel you though,I have to constantly go on a hiatus from arena because it gets so frustrating

[@nalyd7020]

38:03 Don't say sorry CGB. You said "freaking" right there. 😁✌right?!🤭🤫🤔

[@mark6502]

"You're a skyyyyyy, you're a skyyyyyy full of sharks. Wanna give you my heart" ~ Coldplay

[@67OMC]

Now we know what it takes to make CGB swear, you have the patience of a saint!

[@christiancornier9357]

Do you regret not playing the elixir in the giants game?

[@robertocalegarioenning5192]

Soooo, you said that saw it coming is better than neutralize, for me is the opposite, but I wanna now way do you think that saw it coming is better (sorry for bad english not my first language)

[@313cardcollections6]

Great game against that mill deck..pro plays! Props!

[@me3796]

At 13:45 wasn't it better to draw from the 0 charge Mazemind tome? Then you could scry in response to the second bonecrusher. Or was it because they hadn't done that last turn that you assumed they didn't have both? Edit: wow that rogues game.

[@jeffw8674]

That Grixis Giants match reminded me of Shenhar’s quad-bolt win against Stark

[@jorgamund07]

All right Dimir mages, CGB cleared the way by sucking up all the bad luck. Now it's time to go out and Dimir up the ladder, scot free!

[@ravenphoenix]

No kids here CGB we all felt your pain.

[@thomaslewis9114]

I love cosmos elixir I use it in my angel deck as a card draw engine.

[@adamkampia]

Any thoughts on Raven's Warning (needs white) in control decks in place of Fae? I've tried it a bit, and can't really prove it doesn't suck. If anyone could make it work, it's CGB

[@iceicicle3046]

KZbin: How many ads do you want on the video CovertGoBlue: yes

[@lifeisawesome1391]

Can content creators choose how many adds to display? This is the account I use the most and I get very few ads (usually just one at the beginning). But when I witch to my other non-anonymous account, I get tons of ads.

[@iceicicle3046]

@@lifeisawesome1391 depends I think sometimes youtube can choose how many ads some creators get to choose how many ads however

[@axodys]

@@iceicicle3046 The ads that kill me are the unskippable little girl dolly/toy ones that are so far off my demographic (and I imagine most of CGB's viewing audience) that I feel like KZbin is just ripping off that company.

[@lifeisawesome1391]

@@axodys Do you share a computer with your sister/daughter? Because the ads you get are personalized. They depend on your cookies, not on the video. Lately, all the ads I get are for manscaped.

[@axodys]

@@lifeisawesome1391 I get a lot of manscaped and Dr. Squatch as well. My younger kids don’t get to use any of the devices where I’m logged into my KZbin account so it’s surprising ads from their demographic would pass through to me, but not impossible given we share an IP address externally.

[@jacoblockhart7745]

CGB getting salty with rogues, love it

[@AdamGRiley]

So how does cracking a passage work? Could you crack it in response to Cosima being eliminated and it'll just go into exile instead?

[@AlGoreRhythm227]

Nah, the exile only happens at upkeep. The landfall choice only occurs while Cosima is exiled this way

[@AdamGRiley]

Got it

[@clagen86]

Don't feel bad. Giants have been kicking my ass lately too. Lots of people farming easy wins with it in the play queue.

[@stonerainproductions]

I like the deck but I would consider running a cling to dust in the board. My reasoning is it can eat problematic cards from the yard or gain life.

[@WrisColf]

CGB: "Its gonna be one video game" Me: well he's not wrong...

[@leehunt6031]

I love the F bomb drop 😆 I don't think I've heard you swear before " My virgin ears" 🤣

[@activityenjoyer]

finally tried out 1.5 speed for the slow f-ing gamer. great video CGB

[@artisto8947]

so you made a "new" deck with Cosima in it great work.

[@kurtmooreca]

AHHHHHH YEAH BEEN WAITING FOR DIMIR!

[@gyorficserka]

That rogue player made my blood pressure rise

[@wrydrune]

You put a land in boat....I have no words.

[@shadowkev101]

Rogues (and specifically this rogue player) the only thing I've ever seen make CGB Drop an F-bomb. Wow

[@WUBRGTheCardHoarder]

lmao CGB dropping the F bomb, love it

[@meowan22]

hey cgb, i don't know if you already knew, but the new mtga client on andoid is probably the reason why some opponents play so slowly. i think they have cross play enabled. i myself have tried the app on my rather poor mobile phone and encountered massive lags between phases and at the start of each turn. later in the game the lag can last until rope. i'm afraid you'll be experiencing this more often in the near future until they fix the performance on poorer phones. just a guess.

[@casperionx]

CGB IS human after all! Thank you for proving you are human after all! lol!

[@jameslacy7236]

I think Rogues has gotten to a place where they want the hate scoops for wins. I’ve had people turn 1 scoop in play queue after seeing a Temple of Deceit. First time hearing CGB swear, but they f***ing earned it. I wouldn’t have lasted that long, good on you man! Keep up the great work! CKC

[@jameslacy7236]

Same for blue turbo mill. Turn one Ruin Crab and there they go.

[@theandyizzyshow]

Oh CGB actually said the F word. Mad respect for showing your frustration. Good good, let your anger flow.

[@adamwarnock2929]

Shark Typhoon + Alrunds Epiphany + Kiora Bests the sea God on the 2nd turn nothing's better 😂😂

[@sheaandrus-oak6546]

Will cosima get banned

[@Xed_Lasso]

Ohhhhh, BAAAAAABY! Yes. This was beautiful

[@Xed_Lasso]

My eyes popped out. Never thought I'd hear that from CGB especially not on YT. All good, made me laugh really hard.