Crusader Kings 2 Horse Only Challenge

[@MasterOfManyMuffins]

4:36 "The kingdom was not as... stable" made me laugh way more than it should

[@SabreBash]

I like that the horses refer to humans as 'meatbags', which implies that horses are not made of meat.

[@crytyping.]

Of course they're not made of meat, they're made of *HORSE*

[@reallyFrogman]

Of course, they're bags of grass

[@bennerdinner646]

or maybe they are just more organized meat, like cows for example, with stomachs for every kind of food they eat.

[@bernardosales1044]

Reasons why CK3 will never be as good as CK2: This whole video

[@AndiVicio]

OR they embrace their inner horse and we will have 3D Glitterhoof!!

[@bernardosales1044]

@@AndiVicio they already said they're toning down the surrealistic stuff That ain't it for me chief

[@pixelcat5159]

Child murder is okay Saying a phrase that united Europe is stinky and bad

[@bernardosales1044]

@@pixelcat5159 you can't say Deus Vult, that's racist!

[@pixelcat5159]

@@bernardosales1044 by refusing to use it for that reason, they ironically are the ones making it racist

[@kevinmastron6700]

so many horse puns but you said miracle instead of mareacle...

[@AlzaboHD]

This is genius thank you

[@DiscoDreamer1]

Alzabo, did you make this video just as an excuse to tell as many horse puns as possible?

[@AlzaboHD]

Neigh

[@ankelaostheweird905]

Thy punnage art loud as the horselords.

[@davidmescher2526]

@@AlzaboHD But the puns were the mane event!

[@koffieanon]

He just wanted to horse around.

[@Haxler8]

For that he would have to play EaW in HOI4

[@divine1448]

"what are you watching, honey?" "about 20 minutes of horse puns" "ah... ok..."

[@JebeTheGreat]

And you're telling me everything seen in this video is actually part of the game? No mods or anything? This game is wack!!

[@AlzaboHD]

100% vanilla excluding portrait mods for young horses lol

[@DiamondDust132]

@@AlzaboHD How have I played the game so long without knowing about young horse portraits?

[@AleksoLaĈevalo999]

Actually you cannot put people under horse arrest in vanilla. Even horses are put under house arrest unless you have a mod to change name of that decision.

[@evolvedasone6403]

@@AlzaboHD wait so is this all base games

[@Ohflipsnap]

@@evolvedasone6403 Yes.

[@Skartak]

All hail King Jingleberry, long may he neigh!

[@AlzaboHD]

So neigh we all!

[@wayofthedead2648]

Long may he rein.

[@hhdhpublic]

>Horse This is a horse. . .

[@crqf2010ruler]

Give him a pizza and Roy will be cooooming

[@crqf2010ruler]

Minimum wage chin

[@who_cares848]

Wait that was a horse? I thought it was a bike pump. Or a pizza.

[@illmaster]

"This episode will be linked at the top right of your screen" >nothing at my top right of screen >ANGRILY SUBSCRIBING

[@WodkaEclair]

I cant find the episode in the videos section T_T

[@stargazer7184]

August 2021, still waiting for the harrowing conclusion.

[@Goosiepoo]

We need more

[@AlzaboHD]

@@Goosiepoo Coming soon to a subscription box near you!

[@Goosiepoo]

@@AlzaboHD yesss, your not horsing around right?

[@sophie9419]

... I'm really hoping the dev's make this an actual achievement.

[@diamondinthesky4771]

I'm just picturing Bojack in a classroom teaching young Pictish kings/princes how to be horses and I thank you for that mental imagery.

[@specky8836]

As a Scotsman, I can confirm our Kings during the medieval era were part horse. 100% accuracy is shown in this video.

[@thisisaname5589]

That explains the accent. I cannae understand it at all.

[@LadyCoyKoi]

I thought they were fairies... oh wait that would be irish royals and nobles, not the Scottish. Sorry... carry on.

[@nathanc939]

CK2 is the best game ever made! Now you need to convert your horse to Zoroastrianism and spead the love.

[@AlzaboHD]

Keeping it in the family, nice strategy!

[@MFFNL]

Crusaddle Kings 2 has never looked better.

[@lassassindu5071]

You should have set your capital to Shetland or Clydesdale for maximum horse memeing.

[@SwedishSinologyNerd]

Alternate title: If G.R.R. Martin was the author of MLP: Friendship is Magic

[@Self-replicating_whatnot]

This is fkn magical, i love it when extremely complex simulations spiral out of control.

[@miltongalindo5493]

Oh man the Isle of Man to Isle of Horse cracked me up, for some stupid reason.

[@jeffryfernhout7636]

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing

[@scottmclaughlin2329]

Pun count: 51 But I’m pretty sure I missed a couple.

[@mrpatman1163]

Isn’t it hilarious one of your heirs learned more about tactics from a horse than a life trained battle hardened trusted general But even the most obvious things are hilarious🦄🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴

[@MegaAwesomeNick]

A horse! A horse! My kingdom *is* a horse!?

[@DaneVogel]

I did this with Mercia 769, got glitterhoof as the prince bishop of mann, made him tutor my daughter making her horse and she had high enough learning to be the court tutor so everyone turned horse while the Aztecs invaded and I created my secret society of human sacrificing horses. Pretty good game.

[@vegabtw]

This is the challenge we deserve, thank you

[@boooster101]

2:52 "The Weeb dynasty" Damn. Not even medieval times were save from them

[@wulfherecyning1282]

I was playing a game the other day and my lunatic character kept making his horse the chancellor. When he died, as his heir I plotted against the horse. The guy who killed it said he was trying to make it look "natural" as the railing gave way and the horse plummeted off the balcony.

[@doghotline3262]

Great setting for a Dungeon and dragons campaign.

[@blackkaiser7757]

Why am I watching this at 2 am? My brain: Yes.

[@WillCarter1976]

You scoff old Chap, but many of the English of that time thought this story of Scottish/Horse history to be absolute truth.

[@RIlianP]

This reminds me of Xena the warrior princess episode where the titular character had to perform C-section on a woman giving birth to a child whose daddy turned out to be a centaur, at the time the episode made me vaguely uncomfortable, but being young and innocent I soon forgot about it. Years later I thought about this episode and it hit me like a truck.

[@LadyCoyKoi]

To be fair, that Centaur was a sweet stallion. 🥰

[@allenedwards7595]

I need to know literally everything about Bill the Pony right the hell now

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

And so begins the age of the centaurs

[@MissDarknSpooky]

I loved this, can't wait for the next one. Incredibly entertaining!

[@theobsidiangaming5381]

I thought this was ISP because of that sponsor

[@Rand0mGypsy]

Same

[@ScurvyBoi]

And the title istelf doesn't really lag behind lol

[@dominicmanester8125]

ISP with actual jokes instead of just shouting as loud as you can at random times for no reason.

[@xyo1337]

Literally spent 90% of the video belly laughing. I'm so dizzy and exhausted. I feel like i've just had a stroke... the highlight for me was when Bojak got angry at the prince for opening his mail and gave him a papercut.

[@realhawaii5o]

Anyone else still waiting for the next episode?

[@AlzaboHD]

Me

[@licota11]

Me

[@arealwerewolf501]

@@AlzaboHD still am to this day

[@enriquetorres3295]

Yes

[@somedude1331]

@@AlzaboHD I am still waiting

[@thefamoussheamus]

The amount of puns in this video is amazing!

[@fist406]

This is it, the greatest thing on KZbin. Kinda sucks knowing that nothing I see in the future will ever top this.

[@davidmescher2526]

I'm hoping CK3 has a Horse chancellor and Horse courtiers.

[@johnmorales6281]

Imagine the idiot who made a drinking game out of all the horse puns.... I'm currently in the hospital with a failing liver

[@vallraffs]

Okay, describing humans as "meatbags" and "bags of meat" twice in the first minute... Does he think horses are robots?

[@excalibur2772]

I thought he said the horses were TREATED as bags of meat

[@Vanderyn]

I'm on a AlzaboHD marathon. This channel is a gem.

[@stefanm.734]

17:45 This is when the "challenge" starts. Despite the title being clickbait, I would actually recommend watching the entire video. It is quite the wild ride, and the title is it's only real downside.

[@markusraat818]

Bruh

[@BlackSabbath628]

King Jangleberry would go on to create a proud lineage of horse rulers, one of whom is Butt Stallion.

[@cybervantyz]

Well... Now you MUST do horse mega-campaign, teaching the entire world in ways of horsing around =)

[@dastoopid2871]

the sequel that never came

[@weirdaisongz]

This is absolutely amazing... I'm really glad I found this channel. I just don't understand how you don't just burst out laughing while reading the script LOL

[@HoundofOdin]

Promptly test drove his werewolf-horse-human Satanic sword. _The boys were back in town._

[@oguzhangorgun6918]

why this guy doesn't have more subscribers

[@darian_2247]

True

[@davidmescher2526]

We can't put this out to pasture.

[@beckettthirion3147]

"Human rights activists" takes on a whole other meaning here

[@jerryk843]

10:26 The sound change the course of history and you know this is when the true sh*t begins!

[@daneelpancras569]

This is, and forever will be the best ck2 video ever made.

[@xcreenzm8]

Bojack the horse, literally the funniest thing i've heard so far

[@limbobilbo8743]

I love the implication that in this timeline alzabo is a horse

[@tylerguyler]

Hey, so I have hundreds of hours in CK3, but I've never played CK2. I have a question. What the fuck?

[@hristrevna9812]

"I've always had a thing for pushing the extremes"

[@Lemino101]

"And I just got a thing you won't find in the magazines. This molten silicone has got me begging please..."

[@JacobEllinger]

I once read a book with a military ai that chose a horse as it's body and became obsessed with its looks and flowing hair.

[@themakaron3228]

This video makes me remember the horse scene in the berserk manga.

[@rodrikforrester6989]

When is the next one coming?! This one was uploaded in November, now we've reached the middle of January and there's still no Horse Only pt 2!

[@AlzaboHD]

Its coming

[@chocolatebarize]

@@AlzaboHD soon plz

[@TheBigEevee]

AlzaboHD ...

[@stinkytoby]

Is it though?

[@manelgrinder3027]

@@stinkytoby yes

[@migukmoonpark4312]

You put her in horse arrest? That sure would make her stable...

[@Hiroakiarai88]

where is the next episode?

[@who2807]

It must be a good episode if it’s taking this long

[@charlesprichard5235]

So many horse puns, I love it

[@imperlast2]

wheres part 2?

[@terreliv]

My Little Chancellor: Friendship is Mad Pict

[@mehmetmuhammedar7889]

This is wrong. Also "This is a horse."

[@justinlabrosse8506]

I did not know you could do this. This game just got 100x better lmao

[@deregapreyahvattaffdiff]

While Richard III never said "a horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!", king Padur definitely said

[@GarfieldRex]

Haha! I love these stories👌 please make more!

[@stupidelf1]

dude you are killing it with your recent content, keep it up and good luck

[@jacobjonesofmagna]

Why did horse arrest make me laugh so hard

[@RomaInvicta202]

You have to watch it drunk, otherwise it gets way too kinky lol

[@MrMaxenen11]

Where is part 2? Great video man.

[@AlzaboHD]

Its in my harddrive! Actually ive never gotten around to writing the full script or editing it. I hope I can bring back the story in CK3

[@MrMaxenen11]

@@AlzaboHD Great news man. I'm looking forward to part 2 of this and your midget incest vid. That reads horribly.

[@Phillip_of_Burns]

I love these. You do a good job narrating them. Keep up the good work!

[@goodbanter4427]

All those fcking horse puns are unholy

[@thenuggetlord4290]

“Postpartum abortion of his half brother” 😂😂

[@mahmud7645]

YAH YAH YAH YHA HYA AYE YAH I like horses bruh, I like em strong I like them quick, a long faced genius with a spartan kick and big thick thingamajig

[@markusraat818]

when will part 2 come out?

[@GarfieldRex]

13:46 guessssss, that happens if you love a mare.

[@beyond12021]

What did I just see? This is hilarious! How? I want a horse kingdom lol.

[@austinjones8964]

Nice Futurama reference!

[@Ilposeidonll]

Hot Damn! Being early! Feels good! Btw you need to do a Sseth intro one day ;) XD

[@wispywhiskers3502]

This is a gem.

[@NyxInfernal]

10/10 perfect amount of horse puns ps at the end of the video, it was subsribe in the top right instead of subscribe. :)

[@realsupercool22]

I'm a simple man. I see AlzaboHD video, I click it. 😜

[@blobfish_plays6548]

Still waiting for part 2

[@Outbear]

This and the eunuch video are some of the most brilliant videos ive ever watched

[@SAMPAIDAWG]

RIP King, he was An Hero :(

[@rgm96x49]

I want my sides back. GIVE THEM BACK, HORSE-LORD

[@GarfieldRex]

9:00 for some reason it sounds like he will work for Brazzers and make a Rambo movie

[@jacobbrubaker9525]

Are you gonna continue this series?

[@kadethayer3708]

Thats enough internet for today

[@Skulljeep00]

You and @spiffingbrit would be absolutely gold!

[@archsteel7]

If the sequel is as good as this one, I'll subscribe

[@archsteel7]

It was, and I did.

[@Moonbrony]

I want the next episode of this so much!

[@StateholderofLunt]

There's no sequel! Where's the sequel?!?!?!?!

[@Jig_up]

Okay but when is the next episode, Alzabo pls (is it patrons only?)

[@AlzaboHD]

Hey Jacob! I definitely intend to getting a part two going soon, hopefully this or next month. It's been in the works for awhile and don't worry, it'll be free and available on my channel like all of my other uploads. Cheers!

[@thekillingduck]

@@AlzaboHD yesssss

[@dwightmanne]

@@AlzaboHD thank you man. You do good work

[@xanatar3009]

You had me at the flower of scotland opening music

[@stargazer7184]

I had never heard of this game. That...that was the before time. Then I found this video, and the other one about the all-inbred dynasty, and I had to check it out. That was four days ago, and in those four days I have played 72 hours! You've ruined my life!

[@somerandomdude769]

Honestly man I love your CK2 video

[@noaccount4]

Neigh is the winter of our discontent, made all the merrier by this son of Horse