Crusader Kings 2: Castration Challenge Can a Eunuch Make a Dynasty?

Is it possible to create a dynasty as a castrated eunuch in Crusader Kings 2? In this video we will be playing as Emir Mu'nis of Galilee in the 867 starting date, one of the most difficult starts in CK2.
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The music used in this video is "that epic song from matrix (look it up for cc reasons)", “sitar pok3m0n theme”, “Crusader Kings 2 Main Theme” and “CK2 Legacy of Rome” from the CK2 OST and typical musician's youtube channel (check out his video here: • Pokemon Theme Song - S... )
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[@AlzaboHD]

Check out the amazing pokemon sitar cover in the video by Typical Musician here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/nWGTaKtjps5krZY

[@freealter]

AlzaboHD Be a buddhist a teach the world your peaceful ways by force

[@MrWeedWacky]

this game is basically "what if we..." "sure!" and so they did... My favorite game is starting in Northern Spain, converting to Germanic pagan by either getting a doctor or randomly inviting a germanic pagan to court and using him as tutor: and starting to pillage the Mediterranean coastlines...

[@dominicperez3777]

How to Make a Harem: Step One: Boil as many dwarfs as possible

[@EpicRenegade777]

that would be a very thick and hairy stew

[@OmegaTrooper]

@@EpicRenegade777 Go ask Dong Zhuo what he did with the eunuch tongues

[@Bothrops_Asper_89]

I attempted to make a kingdom out of dwarves. Didn't went as great as expected.

[@someorclad9738]

@@OmegaTrooper Ah Dong Zhuo. Charming man. He's the quintessential CK2 tyrant. Ancestors bless him in his based glory.

[@dannytourigny9403]

@@EpicRenegade777 'a very thick and hairy stew' Mmmm I never realized that I like men that way!

[@alexanderblack6619]

this shit is actually hilarious. Keep it up. This is how I try to play CK2 but its just not fun sitting and narrating the stuff by yourself lol

[@thisistherevolt]

The only multiplayer I was ever able to successfully play was incredible due to us roleplaying.

[@viggoelenius4400]

thisistherevolt How did that work?

[@dapperbunch5029]

You do that to? Thank God I thought I was the only one.

[@AndrewFullerton]

He died in 1917? The Great War took so much from us all

[@josephjoestar1958]

Never forget

[@AlzaboHD]

Thank you to the community for 30,000 subscribers! This video is the result of the "silly video" poll winner from last month. Want to see similar content? New EU4 content dropping this weekend!

[@PaulEIvory]

What did I just watch? And how can I get more?

[@AlzaboHD]

sᴉlqᴉ dᴉɥsɹoʍ puɐ uɐʇɐs oʇ ʎɐɹd

[@shashwatsinha2704]

@@AlzaboHD how did you type upside down?

[@jonathanlakey5962]

@@shashwatsinha2704 by worshipping satan obviously

[@christofferthorsson607]

@@shashwatsinha2704 the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some considered to be unnatural

[@umuzealot9044]

5:19 "The real resurrection of Satan was the friends we made along the way..."

[@Madafaka2343]

Mate, hands down best video you've ever uploaded. Had me crying in tears...

[@SpanishDio]

May god have mercy on your soul

[@AlzaboHD]

Ok but can god cure castration?

[@OmegaGamer707]

@@AlzaboHD apparently that’s satan’s job if you try 3 times

[@ENTProductions]

Valefisk: *fails incest only* Alzabo: *WiNs eUniCH OnLy cHaLLeNGe*

[@William.Kelly7]

Love the pokemon theme song in the background!

[@ACE1918]

You just got yourself another subscriber, that was hilarious.

[@murplesman]

I'd love more silly videos like this in the future.

[@AlzaboHD]

One is dropping this weekend, thanks for the feedback!

[@hattiegodfrey566]

what a wonderful bedtime story

[@butter_nut1817]

Scarred scabbard is the best euphemism ever

[@FonVegen]

So if the ruler had no living relatives of the same dynasty from the start, would that mean that every last descendant of his, every future member of the dynasty would be the offspring of Satan in a way? After all, only by His dark forces could the sword grow back in the first place.

[@vicentgalvan70]

This was brilliant.

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

If you can't fly, fall with style.

[@Paguo]

Thank you for this

[@LLCreepJ]

loved it!

[@ruby-yc2pq]

Excellent travail!! (J. de Marseille)

[@labrynianrebel]

More like House of al-Muzaffair

[@jutfrank]

Brilliant!

[@llamaboioflusatia]

Is that Arab Pokemon theme. Honestly I love it. Can you reply with a link

[@grbrrrrr]

Dedicate the remaining years of his life spreading his unholy seed only to have them close to sh*t.

[@c0nn3]

Wait a minute. The woman that introduced him into the society came from the Papal States? hahahaha

[@DoesCrime]

Wonderful

[@Donderu]

"Man-made deficiencies" >Shows Greek I lost my shit

[@tomasnouza2642]

I was expecting ISP' voice after the ironside intro.

[@JCaleb]

Same!

[@ilan.woodward]

me too i was very confused for 2 minutes

[@anonymousreboot5910]

Lmaoo same

[@YuiFunami]

Iron Side Productions

[@EsamforMEMES]

Same

[@christendombaffler]

"In the year of our lord 1917..." Wow, he sure lived a long time.

[@AlzaboHD]

whoopsies

[@liberatusblair]

Well, after all he's been through, he became immortal.

[@eaglefighter1295]

@@liberatusblair Musta been his new found fertility

[@Dustin_Bins]

From 867 CE to 1917 CE, but he was 72?

[@ethpling165]

Hardbeat Eurobass rumor has it that his “exploits” are the real reason World War I started

[@aquapuppy9838]

I saw. I conquered. I came.

[@xeanderman6688]

I came as well

[@Jsay18]

coom

[@porsche911sbs]

Vidi, Vici, Veni

[@ctblue5316]

I played as this guy before he was one of my favorite characters ever because i stopped being a eunuch was a high priest in the Lucifer's Own and then died a saint.

[@shaynemc7533]

CTBlue you can’t stop being a Eunuch...

[@T25l]

@@shaynemc7533 Everything is possible with power of our lord and savior Lucufer

[@mailware6090]

@@shaynemc7533 Yeah, Dark Healing removes any injuries, including your lack of uh... confidence.

[@shaynemc7533]

swixel popilo Yeah I didn’t actually know that. I play more EA4 tbh. I still prefer the old gods and warrior lodges. I guess it’s a cool if you are a count of the Byzantines and he tries to wipe you out lol.

[@luminator911]

@@shaynemc7533 EA4 is my worst nightmare

[@Domhnall_A_Ghalltachd]

When he named his son Judas and became a homosexual eunuch hunchback I lost it looool!

[@AlzaboHD]

I couldn't help the "Judas priest" pun lol

[@Koifish]

YES! More of this my dude! >:D

[@xeanderman6688]

Koifish! Impressed to see you here

[@someorclad9738]

Oh shit. Did not expect to find you here Koifish. How you doing my dude? Is Bannerlord as awesome as they say. Can't play cause.my lappy is too mid tier

[@dustygrrrl]

Make a part 2 please! I wanna know what Judas gets up to! maybe he can get his many many siblings into foreign thrones and bring them to the dark side.... the dynasty is just starting!

[@krankarvolund7771]

An eunuch that regrow his sword, sire almost 50 children and cinsume human flesh? Even for CK II that's a strange story XD

[@keith3278]

Look up Quill18's "Count of Paris" episodes 4-6 The ruling timeline of " Count Hunter-bilico" it's GOLD !

[@b-1battledroid674]

Duke Wilhelm: He could even make penises come back to life... Mu'nis of Galilee: Could I learn this power? Duke Wilhelm: not from Allah

[@tomthecat9546]

I hope you do more of these!

[@AlzaboHD]

I had a blast making it, thanks for watching!

[@JakeAustriaco]

Very funny, well written & edited. 100% entertaining.

[@ninakuup21]

Man this is literally the first video of you that I've watched and had to give it a like at the 2 minute mark, awesome video!

[@AlzaboHD]

Thank you! More silly CK2 videos are in the works, Iblis willing!

[@js500y9]

I almost lost my Ironman game when my dynasty’s sole heir had his dick cutoff for cancer reasons. But thanks to the power of Satan, I had it grown back and the game continued!

[@AlzaboHD]

Praise Satan!

[@arcade3252]

This is... The most bizarre crusader kings playthrough I've seen so far @_@

[@yx7628]

This is one of the greatest shitposts in CK2 history

[@pixelcat5159]

Honestly? Not only was this great from a comedic perspective, but was also great from a narrative perspective as well. I was *invested* in the story ffs, that's really impressive If you did an actual series following a dynasty through a game of CK2 with this format, and kept it *relatively* on a serious note (This is CK2, even if you weren't playing for memes, they'd happen anyways), it'd probably end up being one of the most entertaining series on the goddamn platform If you wanna see more of what I mean, OfficiallyDevin has mastered making narratives from games on his channel (he even did a CK2 playthrough like this, but following a specific character through his life): I think you could do something like that too!

[@thejake1453]

You'd probably alos like Rhadamantplays too if you like narrative based lets plays. His kenshi stuff is good.

[@88kjk75]

"Years were spent in hedonistic homoeroticism" - ahhh this, this is one of those golden lines that make yt worthwhile

[@fkstalkers3940]

wilhelm scream

[@asdbuddy4848]

Ah yes. This is why the internet was created. When can I expect some more content along these lines, my good sir?

[@AlzaboHD]

Soon! In the next couple of videos I'll whip something up like this, I'm thinking... demonic impregnation

[@LittleMushroomGuy]

Convert to Catharism, become a perfectii and adobt a son. YOU WIN

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

But it is not his blood, thus it is for naught in the eyes of the Duke.

[@aidanflaherty6183]

"A miracle emerged! His sword returned to him!" LMFAOOO

[@iapetusmccool]

After all that, "the ill-ruler" seems a disappointingly tame and unspecific nickname.

[@lukecreed5767]

I spent the whole video giggling, then finally lost it at the "husband and wife" section. Well done! Both from a narrative and a comedic point of view!

[@rasmjsneherse1145]

Just thought I was watching an Isorrows video lol

[@AlzaboHD]

To be fair this video's content is more Isorrow-like than pretty much any of the other ones haha

[@fin5317]

@@AlzaboHD just missing a bit of edgy humor, a small edgy laugh and a joke about being depresssed

[@shrimpboom8]

8:05 The incredible contrast between your tone and the content of your speech made this one of the funniest ck2 videos ever.

[@wtffy]

I feel like you should get a bloodline if you get the Eunuch trait at any point and have a child after, even if you've lost the trait by that point.

[@Mysterios1989]

It is kind of a strange combination hearing someone falling into satanism while an acustic version of the pokemon theme songs plays in the background xD

[@AR-mp2ib]

Holy crap this was the most absolute abhorrent thing I've ever seen I cant believe I haven't watched this sooner I thank you greatly for this video now I got to go get some bleach for my eyes 10/10 would chop my sword off again

[@karimm.elsayad9539]

Munir? more like Mudhlim. Munir is "bright" in Arabic and Mudhlim is "Dark".

[@tibbygaycat]

This is absolutely perfect. I LOVE it.

[@Aleph3575]

I swear, at the Travel Far and Wide part, when the music kicked in, i was like "Man i expected the pokemon theme song". Seconds later i was like "IT IS THE POKEMON THEME."

[@charlespennyworth3698]

Emir Mu’unis is the hero of a generation.

[@DetectiveNyx]

"Emir Mu'nis was having so much sex that he fell into a deep depression" comments section can't relate at least to that first part i'm comments section

[@andrewmaximus1247]

I had a fun playthrough with that character, though mine was a god of war. His descendants ended up becoming Jewish and creating the kingdom of Israel

[@guillaumekaas6505]

CK2 is such a meme that Satan is the answer to everything.

[@publicanimal]

13:53 "In the year of our lord, 1917"... uhh, that was 917, my friend.

[@rateeightx]

Wait Hold Up.... Why Is That An Option, You Find Two People In The Tunnels, So You Make Them Marry Eachother? Sure... That Makes Perfect Sense.

[@ThejollyFrenchman]

What makes this funny is how deadpan the narration is.

[@smcilia]

This took balls 😂

[@AugustTheStag]

*"Galililililililee"*

[@AugustTheStag]

And don't forget about *"Papple"*

[@alekdechateau7492]

Nice joke Alzabo... It was worth the wait...

[@AlzaboHD]

It was... the will of the people

[@alekdechateau7492]

@@AlzaboHD Indeed xD

[@biggybrolunch3809]

Finally, after years of dark ritual, I have done it. I have... made a friend!!

[@CallMeRito]

6:18 Brought to you be the Sith Gang.

[@aloethereqt]

I always enjoy CK2 videos, especially story telling kind of ones, I want more

[@Bedinsis]

It makes sense that he'd become a devout worshiper of Shaitan. I mean doing so made his member grow back, a literal miracle.

[@trancecod]

duke of austria is palpatine

[@adamlifevictor5772]

Wilhelm Palpatine... Seems legit

[@rateeightx]

13:53 Wait, 1917? Those Must've Been Some Long Years He Had His Court Isolated, If 1000 Years Passed And Nobody Noticed.

[@Tuppie_]

Today, a classic was born.

[@KaiserVonFeuer]

This is just....... beautiful, I think I’m crying from happiness. This is a piece of art, it should be on the world stage! Thanks for the great laugh

[@awsomeman754]

In the year of our lord 1917

[@alexiosviapokios3057]

saw the ironside logo, thought I was watching isorrowproductions

[@AlzaboHD]

Wait this isnt isorrowproductions?

[@tweet_thebird668]

Someone should make a trash comedy out of it, this is fucking hilarious

[@AnomalyINC]

"Castration Challenge" sounds like a great hashtag for Twitter.

[@noahjohnson935]

I wish to see the epic of this dynasty continue. Maybe you can put one of his descendants on the throne of China?

[@grahamgawd1615]

This isn't an narrative, no....This is art.

[@L-A-C-IV]

b r a v o I give it 11 exploding male lovers out of 10

[@danielhyberg2590]

The 4channer challenge

[@moosegoose3159]

Daniel Høyberg You need a sex drive in order to be an incel. Can’t have a sex drive with no balls.

[@r.p.4756]

@@moosegoose3159 so, woman never want to have sex?

[@KitsuneMp9]

Dropping a like just for thinking the same thing as me when he had to travel the lands. Great work!

[@AlzaboHD]

SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

[@dominicperez3777]

He became gay then became ungay, then became a cannibal, then died from depression. If that isn't the biggest plot twist of all time I don't know what the fuck is *WHEEZES*

[@darkcognitive]

"Skin Flute".... fucking LOL

[@TaeSunWoo]

Not even 5 mins in and you already joined an evil court (facepalm) 😂

[@mirjanbouma]

*searches for odd CK2 videos* *Finds this one* *Watches the whole depraved thing* Well then, looks like I found a new channel to subscribe to!

[@jaxhollywood9804]

I’m not gonna lie I got a little bit of whiplash when this man pronounced Galilee (G AE-l uh-l EE), G Uh-lil-l uh-l EE

[@byronfickett]

"natural medieval enhancement"

[@johnnygreenface4195]

Castrated man gets measles. At least he is pretty safe

[@georgewaddy]

Wow my drink just went everywhere after you said pumping and dumping. Haha

[@cyphi474]

Hmmm, boiled Dwarf.

[@Mark-xq7lh]

The Pokémon music in the background makes this just 👌

[@AAAntiochus]

Perfect storytelling for ck2. our Kindgom needs MOAR of that stuff!

[@Rob_Thorsman]

He ruled a single county, but was nevertheless the greatest conqueror the world has ever known.

[@Lonesighe]

I laugh so hard, thank you, c'était hilarant !

[@harryeast95]

The daughter who ran away and was never seen again appearing on the family tree. There was an opportunity for a joke there I think. Which is probably the only one you didn't make. Hilarious video. Well worth the watch.

[@runelessruneless9024]

The sheer number of jokes you managed to sell in that dry tone merit you as a genius, sir

[@mafv4091]

it explain why his scimitar was taken from him.