Crusader Kings 3 - King of Sweden

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[@Robbaz]

Crusader Kings 3 is out today! play.crusaderkings.com/Robbaz #sponsored Only Streamed Ck2 / Stellaris / Hoi4 so this is the first paradox video.

[@LocoMe4u]

Oh no robbaz is selling out

[@sionphillip2624]

Where are the ftd videos robert

[@Bobby_Muggs]

When robbaz fights wars.. he fights with his pork sword

[@echomjp]

I'm glad to see a video from you on this game! I have been excited to play it for a while, and will be playing it not long from now.

[@Pyrolysis2142]

You know Robbaz, you wouldn't have to do sponsored videos if, you know released more content consistently 😉

[@jordanalexander4293]

“The Pope won’t let me divorce my homosexual wife.”

[@pollishion8394]

Dude same

[@LaughingMan44]

Seems very historical

[@Kyuschi]

the entire crusader kings franchise in a nutshell right here

[@Basspelarn]

Things only said in CK

[@karsonpatton6311]

That’s quite the pickle... 😅

[@paradoxinteractive]

We were worried for a moment that you were going to embarrass Paradox by losing to the Danish. Glad you came back and kicked their ass while they were weak!

[@MyBanan69]

Oi paradox does ck3 have bloodlines

[@skyyzz4316]

Even Publishers hate Danish geez

[@ancalagon1144]

based

[@rileycadonetti4340]

I wish i could buy the game in australia but im not allowed

[@ferrusmanus4013]

Ok fine, I will buy some DLCs now.

[@axelmartinez5713]

"Wait I can marry my little daughter with the king of france!? thats disgusting... YES!!!" Robbaz 2020

[@baconbro304]

"Oh no is she Danish? WHAT HAVE I DONE!!?"

[@Epotheros]

"If I give it to my brother he might die in battle. That's smart."

[@Circuitssmith]

Medieval problems require medieval solutions.

[@MatthewPearce85]

Can we please have this as a series? It's like a soap opera, I want to know what happens next!

[@Sporegenitelo]

Robbaz is king of Sweden, as all things should be. Hail, King Robert!

[@owenbrandt789]

We all simp for Robert

[@mr.meister7617]

@@owenbrandt789we all do

[@nukafizz8499]

#robertforking

[@metal8194]

Yes all things are the King of Sweden.

[@Furko08]

Some good nostalgia going on in this video

[@walnzell9328]

The moment I saw this I was struck with absolute excitement and joy.

[@windsurfer912]

This is Glorious!!

[@kaptnhansenpresidentjamaic9577]

GLO-RI-OUS!

[@jackrooker2354]

After watching Robert for over half a decade I’d have to say my favorite part is when the new subscribers piss their pants in happiness every time he comes back from a Slacking binge thinking they’d never see him again

[@BatmanShampoo]

Oh man, this just makes me realize that I’ve been watching his videos for almost 9 years. What a long, intermittent journey 😂

[@rosenthorn_]

"my wife is a homosexual, can we still make babies?" this reads like some sort of confused yahoo answers.

[@Circuitssmith]

Robbaz is a living Yahoo Answer.

[@Bigbaddude3]

"I can marry away my daughter to the king of france? Thats DISGUSTING... yes"

[@obsolete8210]

"A lil incest never hurt anyone" - Robbaz, King of Sweden

[@LordAlacorn]

Basically whole Europe at that time

[@dandytastic7465]

It is still legal to marry your cousin in Sweden, fun fact!

[@CraigeMachine]

@@dandytastic7465 thanks for the help, gonna move to sweden

[@Masterchezze]

"Norway won, how is that even possible?" Robbaz didn't do his viking history.

[@MrFirefox]

But they didn't win in 1066

[@l0rf]

Had Hardrade won at Stamford Bridge, who knows if Godwinson (also of Norwegian descent, basically) would have remained king for long, and of William could have bested the Norwegians. Basically England in that war was about which norwegian ruler got to call himself king.

[@goldenxper8167]

@@l0rf from my understanding the Normans were descendants from the swedish or the Danish I haven't read up on them in a while but it's from one of those areas but overall yes they were all Nordic people fighting for a British crown well a German crown technically at the time

[@l0rf]

@@goldenxper8167 I was certainly overgeneralizing but I thought it'd be more fun that way. History in Europe is so full of cultural mixing and people migrating its absurd.

[@l0rf]

@@goldenxper8167 rollo, or Hrolfr, or Robert I. Duke of Rouen is suspected to be Danish. But anything from the 10th century is a little hard to track and verify, especially with the geographic knowledge of that time. Could have been Swedish or Norwegian leading a band of Danes, could have been Danish himself.

[@Bobby_Muggs]

My pleb boomer brain cant comprehend the uploads Robert!!

[@forscienceistokra1549]

My guess is 1965

[@WiseMogwaii]

WhErE aRE tHe viDeOS, rObErT!?!?!

[@jgweasleshh6788]

WHERE ARE THEY

[@mrjakedasnake813]

@Samuel Ramsten 03 he streams on twitch last stream was like couple of days ago.

[@trailerparkboys9656]

@@mrjakedasnake813 thank God

[@robertcollier3199]

@Samuel Ramsten 03 deserves him right for betraying KSP

[@jgweasleshh6788]

@Summit Glenn sorry

[@imjustyourneighbor3602]

Oh no, the great Viking has fallen deep in his slumber.

[@willhincks8748]

Man, I haven't watched Robbaz since I was about 13 or 14 (I'm almost 22 now) So happy to say that nothing has changed here haha, blast from the past hearing an old friends voice

[@lowellmatheny4518]

Same here man, I used to live off these videos back in freshman year. Still my favorite youtube account to this day

[@quasarcreator]

Same, I've been watching on or off since I was basically 12 (8 years ago). One of the few channels I've stuck around with for this long and that has remained so consistent

[@lowellmatheny4518]

@@quasarcreator literally, its the only account that I still keep up with and by far my favorite to this day

[@a52159355]

I'm so happy when watching robbaz's video.

[@forscienceistokra1549]

Same

[@andrewhurst6625]

Same man

[@SuperCleats]

For a moment, I believed with all my heart he would begin with the King of Sweden phrase once last time.

[@moosegoosler]

Sometimes I get worried it’ll be his last video

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

Robbaz finally the king of Sweden

[@LnPPersonified]

Robert's always been the King of Sweden.

[@furryhunter7838]

I’ve been watching this mans for 7 years and he’s become a mighty king in that time

[@bodybuildingABC]

i dont play computer games, i dont even like to watch people play, im just here for Sir Robbaz. love the guy

[@TheAirRunner1]

"I have really potent spunk" got a genuine laugh out of me at 1 in the morning.

[@kidnamedalaska]

" Brought him back to Sweden, where we put him in a chest... years of war and agony, now the king can finally rest!"

[@tiarnacais9656]

It fills my irish heart with glee that you pronounce 3 the same way we do, tree

[@TheCyberSatyr]

A video on this every half year or so would be cool

[@protobit8253]

disappointed he didnt bring "Robbaz here, king of Sweden" back, just this once

[@RobCoxxy]

"She needs a name that represents her value. 'Not boii'" Fucking *slayed me*.

[@leopoldbutters2633]

I miss you papa Robert😭

[@itzalex3633]

I love watching your videos man. keep posting brother!

[@silphibuka225]

Truly, we have been blessed this week. Follow me in chant, brothers. "Thank you for the videos, Robert."

[@Smygar]

The Norwegian empire rises, bend the knee or taste my cheese-slicer!

[@gilgamesh7055]

"Ah dammit, Norskjävlarna are invading! Quick, let loose the surströmming fumes at them and hope the gods dont change the wind!"

[@MrPaashaas1]

Please do another episode! This was really entertaining to watch actually

[@chesterfield44x9]

Robbaz, just wanted to let you know, i love all your videos and watch them as soon as they come out. I know a lot of people get angry for you not uploading all the time, but just take your time lol. The people who really love your videos will be there whenever you decide to put them out.

[@kevinrdunnphs]

Two uploads in a row. What have we done to deserve such a blessing.

[@DaFamily_1]

You totally need to do more videos of this game. It completely matches your sense of humour!

[@RaymondH]

“That’s disgusting!” Continues to give the king of France his daughter😂 this is why I love Robert

[@davidshoyt1979]

Seriously robbaz im going through a hard breakup right now snd your uploads have been helping me to get through the depression and pain. Very grateful gor your new upload.

[@swagswag6823]

dunkey just said your name

[@Deedo_67]

I like watching this video as it’s the closest I’ll ever get to being able to play a paradox game without growing a brain tumor from complexity and difficulty.

[@stermyslides6214]

“I can actually marry away my little daughter to the king of France...that’s disgusting...yes!”

[@grognakthedestroyer2685]

woah it’s been like 7 years but what a reintroduction. I’m happy I’ve stumbled back on the most badass vikings channel.

[@baileyliebler5115]

I feel like you could easily be one of the top KZbin gamers if you posted more

[@seasargarcia8138]

Honestly same

[@chrislewis8714]

"Robbaz here, King of Sweden" If there was ever to be a series to bring that back, this is it.

[@PlayerOblivion]

"I have really potent spunk" -Robbaz

[@joebuns6601]

Robbaz is back!!! My life is complete.... i wish yt could get their shit together so he would stay here longer

[@ah-moya9650]

Where are the videos Robert!!

[@jamesart9]

Yay, a video from Robbaz to make my day. Now make more, you SLACKER ! ! !

[@ludvigthebirb7131]

As a proud Dane I approve of a good scrap with the Swedes. As long as we win ofcourse.

[@gearsofbanana7171]

From now on, when robbaz uploads a video we all need to refresh or watch the video 10 times. I’m mad that for like 2 or 3 years he’s been stagnant at 1.2-1.5mil subs. If even half of his view on this video are from consistent viewers, his views on his new videos will be between 500k and 1 million. We need to force the King Slacker to make more videos!!!

[@redchaosblazer2276]

He’s slacking again

[@borderlands_lad1672]

He makes like 10 vids a year niw

[@borderlands_lad1672]

Now

[@thedumbdog1964]

Robert really turned it around from the jaws of defeat!! Just like the real old kings

[@iiropeltonen]

"I can execute children! That's great!" 6/5 game.

[@fluffyjack]

Two videos in a row? Did I die! I’m glad your back :D

[@emmetriley22]

"Sten-kill-son" is this foreshadowing?

[@swagger9978]

I don't know how many games Robbaz' videos made me buy but this is another one of those

[@TerraeChannel]

"Oh my god this is horrible." *accept* "Yes!"

[@haydenbsiegel]

Ah, once again Robbaz's strategy is to conquer through impregnation! Thanks for making videos again Robbaz, you always cheer me up on depressing days!

[@jayant4394]

I gladly accept the hand of your daughter not boii🤣😂🤣 The game has everything to unleash full Robbaz

[@ionicavenger]

I have been waiting for a video like this for years

[@Aceb_k]

stop SHLACKING ROBERT

[@TheRealHusk]

I’m again glad robbaz is still providing us with content after so many years and such a busy twitch.

[@LPyourplay]

WHERE ARE THE VIDEOS, ROBERT‽

[@wilmersandstrom2826]

Love videos Robert. They always bring a smile to my face after a long day. Stay slacking, stay happy man.

[@Showtime178_slo]

Two wonderful Robbaz uploads in the same week? Impossible, what have you done with the real Robert and where is he slacking?

[@DanTheDracoKingVT]

Would love to see this continue as a series!

[@gullyfoyle2615]

This was brilliant!! "I can execute children?"

[@upperjohn117aka]

thank you paradox for paying robert to upload another video because we all know you couldn't wait like the rest of us

[@Narcoanalysis]

Please come back to youtube. I miss you robbaz..

[@SpaceMan101South]

Robert is uploading at a rate faster than Christmas, 2020 is definitely just a lil bit better.

[@reggiep75]

04:02 - Being able to execute little ones made King Robbaz's life a happy life!

[@rays-tfl]

2 videos in 2 days? We are truly blessed. This game is right up your alley, anyway. Hope you had fun!

[@alliancesuxftw]

Robbaz we need a cyberpunk character creation :(

[@MrMinefool]

I’ll wait for you for forever

[@strikerwcc7234]

Anyone remember when Robbaz always started his Intro with "King of Sweden"? Was reall hoping he would start this video off with it :D

[@X1N30F]

Nice present for my birthday, a robbaz video :D

[@gabrielnievesdemelo]

Robert, you lost the oportunity to start the video with the classic intro "Robbaz here, king of Sweden."

[@feliscatus7526]

i have a bit of a crush on robbaz's voice

[@NytZor]

Love from your Norwegian brother! ❤️

[@HowardKarpfendale]

You guys raided him. :(

[@NytZor]

@@HowardKarpfendale We just wanted to taste his kangaroo taco! And maybe sample his balls. Get a selfie with the swedish king! Maybe he'd autograph one of your walruses too! Seemed like he only wanted to mate with our females! The men got a little jealous! Of said females!

[@Aelwoc]

I would love to see more CK3 from Robbaz! Keep it up!

[@aaront432]

Last time I was this early he wasn’t shlacking

[@tylanlanders4230]

I've been watching u for a long time keep the uploads going we love u

[@DerZeldaFan1]

and thus, he disappeared forever

[@Addink999]

thankyou for not slacking papa, we need you now, more than ever

[@BaxterCash]

Where are the videos Robert?!

[@SmolPotatowo]

That was hilarious, I hope there's more CK III on your channel!

[@samielgo1]

slacker

[@heavyweaponsguy21]

My Ancestry is Swedish, I know very little about Sweden and it's history. Thank you for this accurate historical lesson. Now if excuse me I must fuck my way to the top.

[@Dreamw4lk3r]

"Become an adulterer today!" xD

[@imjustyourneighbor3602]

its about that time for a new video

[@dashs2597]

WHERE ARE THE VIDEOS ROBERT????

[@GSyd500]

"I can execute children... That's great!" -Robbaz, 2020

[@Joshuaw10]

Robbaz why are you shlacking

[@KingPOF]

King of Sweden, ... haven't heard that phrase in a while

[@TrollMcLolTheFirst]

Where are the videos, Robert?

[@mrbeep8096]

I have built a nsa radar tower, so I can hear you slacking

[@free_live_free-511]

It's been two months, Robert. Where is the videos, Robert?

[@James11111]

Who else is looking forward to Robbaz playing Phasmaphobia and pulling out a gun on the ghosts like he did for Slenderman?