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@williamdrum98997 ай бұрын
If this game overtakes Hearthstone it's because of Blizzard's incompetence rather than Gods Unchained's own merit
@BucketOfFuk7 ай бұрын
@@williamdrum9899Blizzard would have to torpedo it pretty hard. Better not jinx it
@swaggerdagger89767 ай бұрын
hey where was that end video quiz you mentioned?
@michaelschullermusic7 ай бұрын
Take a look at Heroes of Mavia next please :)
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
quiz was rugpulled
@AgentHeroic7 ай бұрын
It's insane how crypto touts itself as the future but needs multiple middleware managers just to make a card game playable
@gorgon56337 ай бұрын
It's insane how you're gay
@idontevenknow97587 ай бұрын
Right! like WTF. I would never go through so much annoying account flipping just to play a mediocre card game.
@lgbtthefeministgamer40397 ай бұрын
and the entire point of crypto initially was to be decentralized!
@GyroCannon7 ай бұрын
It’s kind of a flaw inherent to the technology, at least with proof of work. I’m not familiar with the dozens of other crypto schemes. In order to make it “secure”, you have to make it hard to forge transactions, which means it requires computational power and time… which means you can’t support large transaction volumes unless you build on a different layer of the chain… so you introduce a bunch of middlemen that take a cut. I’ll just let Visa do the work of handling USD transactions for me, and if they try to scam me, the law will take care of it. No ASICs burning up the planet required. Edit: Ah got to the part of the video where jauwn explains it himself lol
@PrincessFelicie7 ай бұрын
@@GyroCannonAnd the worst part is that man-in-the-middle attacks aren't even that common. The crypto bubble is oversaturated with social engineering because it has no protections against it and it already was the most common type of scam in the real world.
@AntiVectorTV7 ай бұрын
So basically it survived because it was Hearthstone, not because it was crypto.
@solouno22807 ай бұрын
I think it is because it is a TCG, which actually involve loot boxing, outright banning cards and pay to win before videogames even implemented it
@Nirual867 ай бұрын
even then there are tons of other games like that at this point. Like I'm pretty sure there's even a handful of pron games that are more competent Hearthstone clones than this and aren't as expensive to P2W either. That all said its sorta impressive it has any lasting power to this day. Sure most NFT games have some bagholders still desperately clinging on, and the bots certainly help, but still.
@dang.92097 ай бұрын
Which really boggles the mind, since Hearthstone already exists.
@TordBot692 ай бұрын
@@dang.9209 they prob havent heard of hs, idk
@leiagelwasser21687 ай бұрын
I've seen plenty of people talk about the negative sides of cryptocurrency and everything wrong with the system itself, but you're one of the only people I see who actually engages with it to show just how miserable engaging with crypto actually is. Holy cow this is so slow and boring to work with. They could have just made a game with off-site trading utilizing the steam and epic apis but instead they just made it worse for everybody.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Yep, that's my goal. I approach it from the perspective of someone who is learning about it for the first time, and legitimately trying to use it.
@speedrobo997 ай бұрын
That's exactly why Jauwn is my favorite web3 content creator. This is coming from someone that kinda likes some of the crypto stuff too. I really appreciate how he's always fair in his reviews. Gives every game a fair shake from how it plays as a game. The vast majority of web3 content is total trash and I'm very glad he's here to shine a light on it. Very funny, great reviews, I hope he keeps it going.
@electricindigoball12447 ай бұрын
Learning how awful it can be to actually do something "useful" with cryptocurrency makes me wonder how did anyone think that crypto was ever going to go mainstream.
@DeuxisWasTaken7 ай бұрын
Steam and Epic APIs are extremely proprietary and closed to their ecosystems, on purpose. Gabe is growing old, at some point in the not so distant future the management of Steam will change, doubtlessly to some greedy fuck, and all hell will break loose with people getting f'd over with not only their games "ownership" but also the items within them being held hostage to extort them. Not to mention Epic, which is already greedy and corrupt and only playing nice because they don't hold the market by the throat enough yet. This crap is one of the primary ways in which crypto gaming is an appealing concept, you can't enshittify a blockchain.
@unknownname37037 ай бұрын
@@DeuxisWasTakenyou can actually enshittify a blockchain. everything can be enshittified. its just memory after all, and you can fuck with it however you want. Regardless, its already enshittified as seen by this video.
@DaveyGunface7 ай бұрын
"Gods Unchained was one of the first crypto games I reviewed. It was also one of my favorites, scoring just below a 5/10" is an absolutely incredible statement and is more evocative than entire articles or videos I've seen discussing similar games. 11/10.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
the funniest part is that the first 5 games in the series received a 0 or below
@dmas77497 ай бұрын
i spent way too long figuring out how to write a comment acknowledging a youtuber i like acknowledging another youtuber i like so hi
@markopopovic98746 ай бұрын
Yo it's Gunface You make pretty cool videos
@nikita87317 ай бұрын
gods unchained more like gods unchanged
@LilyApus7 ай бұрын
This comment just made everyone who made this game take psychic damage and they have no idea why.
@stevo88267 ай бұрын
more like god, it's still unchanged
@elgato17217 ай бұрын
Well yeah, what do you think immutable means
@xxdesertstorm6 ай бұрын
its pretty sad Amazon allowed them to push Prime Twitch reward when that game is a scam but then again Amazon has many scams on its site and refuse to remove them as Amazon like many companies are Indian ran just like KZbin who's allowed scam ads
@kitsunemusicisfire5 ай бұрын
@@LilyApus comments like these two are the sole reason why the internet's existence is justified
@morriswyrm67567 ай бұрын
"The game play is good, but doing the crypto dance sucks." Wow, if only there was a way to make a game without adding crypto.
@Gustoberg7 ай бұрын
wish this technology would develop 😢
@zjanez28687 ай бұрын
@@Gustoberg the issue is with the technology itself, not the implementation crypto by providing decentralised security requires a large ammount of inefficency and redundancy, something just not required in a centralised system where you can just trust the other system not to be compromised
@Gustoberg7 ай бұрын
@@zjanez2868 I was making a joke about a world where making games without crypto is impossible because of our lack of technology to implement no crypto but aight lol Also I'm with you
@TordBot692 ай бұрын
it sounds like the fans of this game would love hearthstone lmfao
@bigchungus68272 ай бұрын
@@TordBot69 Most of them vehemently preach how much better at heartstone it is to try to rope in more players, unfortunately.
@tornadotoss7 ай бұрын
Powerwash Simulator b-roll was more effective an editing choice than I would like to admit
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
i will report back with the watch time analytics to see if it kept people sticking around
@normallife44337 ай бұрын
watch out subway surfers and family guy clips, there's a new kid on the block
@BearFoLife7 ай бұрын
I am eagerly awaiting to see the watch time impact of the B-Roll
@harlesdavidson737 ай бұрын
Yeah no i can say for certain i was more engaged in wondering where the kast few bits of dirt were than i was in watching walmart hearthstone lol
@RASHIDOOOOO7 ай бұрын
@@jauwnI was sad there was no quiz, for what it's worth.
@ikefromsmashbros92377 ай бұрын
This Powerwash Simulator review was absolutely peak content
@rorot12107 ай бұрын
This game looks like a bootleg browser version of Hearthstone that immediately drowns your PC with spyware. Except a card costs 20 bucks and takes a week to process.
@elsadoesdumbthings60037 ай бұрын
If I wanted to spend 20 bucks a piece on a card and wait a week to use it, I'd just play Yu-gi-oh.
@stigmaoftherose7 ай бұрын
@elsadoesdumbthings6003 why yugioh and not MTG? is it because you are too poor, or do you just prefer to read a PHD thesis worth of words just to end the game in 1 turn? Pokemon is also an option but I don't think anyone actually plays that TCG they just buy cards that look pretty for the sake of owning pretty cards. Edit: not trying to throw shade at yugioh just meant to be playful jest. All phisical card games are equally valid.
@kateslate32287 ай бұрын
@@stigmaoftherose Pokemon actually has a strong competitive scene and the decks are super accessible because the only expensive cards are the ones with the pretty premium artwork.
@Keanuthelegend7 ай бұрын
@@stigmaoftheroseFor playful jest that’s a rather heavy amount of shade you’re throwing. Also inaccurate considering how ungodly expensive even a tier 1 deck can be. Mtg’s expensive but calling yugioh cheap in the slightest is funny as hell.
@achehex7 ай бұрын
@@stigmaoftheroseI don't even care about the "playful" jest thrown at YGO, "is it because you are too poor" is just a low insult to throw around.
@iversiafanatic7 ай бұрын
I’m convinced “triple a” for nft bros actually means “playable”
@anon94697 ай бұрын
Actually, it means 'we spent all our money on ultra-high-poly assets that make the game play at 2 FPS'
@tvvista97157 ай бұрын
Well if this counts as "AAA" maybe Ubisoft was right calling Skull & Bones "AAAA". Is an actual good game then "AAAAA" ? Where does it even stop?
@starleaf-luna6 ай бұрын
it stops at AAAAAAAA :: the best game ever known to mankind@@tvvista9715
@pantherosgaming19956 ай бұрын
Sadly AAA games now just mean "playable, but don't expect to have fun."
@ValeBridges4 ай бұрын
@@tvvista9715 the best game ever will be described through an eternal scream
@Vogelchen7 ай бұрын
Hearing that credit cards decline crypto related purchases puts a big smile on my face
@spookyperfume7 ай бұрын
really does show the effort and time it would take to get into these games even if devs make it really easy for people to join. Another way these systems can't work if the largest financial institutions won't even give an inch. For most people thats the end of the line there if the bank won't even go along with it.
@TomJakobW7 ай бұрын
You like that your payment processor is telling you what you are allowed to purchase and what not?
@nman5517 ай бұрын
@@TomJakobWbe quiet crypto degen
@TomJakobW7 ай бұрын
@@nman551 literally don’t own any crypto and despise the entire crypto gaming sphere; but go ahead strawman-ing hard. It‘s not I that is the degen here, bud…
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Credit card companies and banks often don't want you to buy crypto because you could technically "scam" the bank, since you're turning credit into cash. If you just defaulted on your credit card and didn't pay it, you'd still have the crypto, which could in theory be sold for the exact dollar value they lent you but will never receive. Especially since it could be purchased on a stolen card. Of course not the only reason why they don't let you do it but it's one of them.
@Malao5587 ай бұрын
Man, I really love Hearthstone, but I think they would really improve if they took the Gods Unchained approach and removed all the production value. I really prefer when my cards slowly tween into the enemy hero and a little -2 pops up with no particle effects or anything. So much more exciting!
@planescaped7 ай бұрын
Sounds like something a Gods Unchained -investor- player would legit say...
@Chiberia7 ай бұрын
If you had shown someone this comment 10-15 years ago, they would have laughed you out of the room. How have our expectations dropped to "particle effects?"
@e71937 ай бұрын
@@Chiberiaso you prefer video games that have zero visual flair ? lmao
@blakksheep7367 ай бұрын
@@e7193 i think they mean the opposite. That, even games of 10-15 years ago had particle effects, so GU looks even worse by modern standards.
@spooky67037 ай бұрын
The idea of a game who's code is so entirely fucked that speeding up some animations would require a full rewrite, terrifies me. It's like if someone said the guestroom sink only *sometimes* runs with human blood.
@BE-ew2pt7 ай бұрын
It's unfathomable to me how they did this. It's like building a bomb out of an Ikea furniture kit.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
i can see why it would happen though, imagine you are an indie dev making your first online game and it suddenly becomes the most popular crypto game ever. They threw it together really haphazardly
@DeuxisWasTaken7 ай бұрын
@@jauwn that is true, but for the server to depend on animations the dev would have to not have the slightest idea about client-server architecture and be a beginner programmer overall, not just an indie dev making their first online game.
@ZeroPlayerGame7 ай бұрын
@@DeuxisWasTakenI think more likely culprit is that card scripts expect animations to take a certain amount of time, might not be a client-server issue.
Worked as a backend dev for a crypto game for the past year (rough market, i’m in a better place now). Everyone working on it knows it’s a scam but the vibe was basically hey it’s a pay check. Great content ❤
@Frommerman7 ай бұрын
And you get to say you made money on crypto lol.
@anonvideo7387 ай бұрын
@@Frommermanits like being the guy selling shovels in a gold rush.
@blueyandicy7 ай бұрын
atleast you're honest about it. I'd rather scam cryptbros than old ladies lol
@sinwithagrin42433 ай бұрын
Understandable. How do i get in on one?
@larrea0007 ай бұрын
Everytime I see play to earn crypto card games I'm reminded that Magic Online is a 20+ year old game that looks like Microsoft Excel and it has a functioning real money economy.
@davidcheplowitz34787 ай бұрын
Ditto this comment but also to add poker both online and offline has a very long history of play to earn being a workable model. Whales pay the pros, while the casino takes a cut. The only thing that make's crypto's version of this idea bad is the crypto.
@einstein9517 ай бұрын
And is still better than Arena
@CalvinChikelue7 ай бұрын
“Sucks” is an absolute understatement for that crypto dance. Expecting players to jump through so many hoops for the sake of buying into your TCG is genuine lunacy
@qwqk0xkx7 ай бұрын
This is what you call a "quit moment" 😊
@proglinuxoid7 ай бұрын
I don't know man. I don't have any difficulties and I'm happy with Gods Unchained, earned a good sum for me.
@M50A16 ай бұрын
@@proglinuxoida good sum of fake cash that'll crash in seconds. Great value.
@jamiejam99766 ай бұрын
@@proglinuxoidyou must be a dev lol
@proglinuxoid6 ай бұрын
@@jamiejam9976 Nope, just a man who trying to earn with crypto stuff and happy with it.
@shotgunman10007 ай бұрын
I play gods unchained exclusively with my nerual link in my cyber truck, sitting in the gamestop parking lot and i find it great! Everytime i stake a card the nerual link directly stimulates the pleasure center of my brain! I haven't ate anything in like 3 days but who needs food when you are making dat nft money.
@mrZocker117 ай бұрын
"Ten thousand ai generated characters. WOW" and then this simple blank stare zoom. love it. and love your humor. keep it up and keep using these zooms
@liastaob7 ай бұрын
Who in their right mind would think that was a selling point?
@cheeseboy46737 ай бұрын
Seeing you talk about this games issues with animation loops that take an incredibly long time and essentially skip the opponents turn is really funny, because this is the exact issue that Hearthstone ran into like 5 years ago with the release of the card "Shudderwock". The card would cause all your previous battlecry (roar in this game) effects that you activated that game to trigger again, often causing 20+ animations that went for so long your opponent would get stuck watching them and would be unable to take any actions until they were done. They fixed it after a few weeks by just speeding up the animations if they took too long. Funny that a game meant to be a Hearthstone killer is running into the exact same dumb issues that Hearthstone had in 2019.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Yup I remember I played that card all the time. First time I hit legend was using it.
@blueyandicy7 ай бұрын
I don't even play hearthstone yet the name shutterwock seems very familiar...
@crunchytoast60073 ай бұрын
@@blueyandicywho walks on poxed rocks where stalks the shudderwock
@nitiratp7 ай бұрын
I like how you timed the end of the video to coincide with a 100% completion of Power Wash Simulator ^_^
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Last time I used powerwash sim gameplay as b-roll people got mad because the video ended with a half-finished level so I had to do it all this time
@gabrw7 ай бұрын
@@jauwn was it in the video about the scam ARG?
@dagda11807 ай бұрын
@@gabrw Probably yes.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
yeah
@TomJakobW7 ай бұрын
@@jauwnxDDD now that‘s a “channel segue” plan b in the back pocket!
@lostmarble5407 ай бұрын
Fascinated by the decision to create a fixed number of cards. Of course the game can't compete with other digital card games, there's literally not enough cards available to support that many players.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
That’s also why people are so quick to invest into the game. Limited supply and the game ends up becoming super popular? Then you’ll be rich as all the new players come to buy your cards. This is legitimately what they think
@Frommerman7 ай бұрын
I mean that did happen with baseball cards...but only because people didn't expect it. Old cards are valuable now because the vast majority of them got trashed years ago. That will never happen again. Worse, there's no way for immutable cards to get trashed. A limited number of cards is only limiting on price if that number is also expected to go DOWN over time.
@ferinzz7 ай бұрын
@@Frommerman Depends how easy it is to lose access to a wallet or what happens if someone gets banned (which in itself is a whole can of worms) You are 100% correct. A lot of the 'valuable' toys are valuable because of being limited for one reason or another. Or someone eventually deciding that they want to collect them.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
If you get banned you still keep your wallet, so really the only way to lose a card would be to lose your wallet keys.
@555Soupy5557 ай бұрын
@jauwn so one of the only ways for the value to increase is for people to get scammed out of their wallets???? incredible system
@BurntL7 ай бұрын
Honestly, I'd watch an entire video of you showcasing the bagholder commenters from your various videos. It's quite amusing to see such confidence in something that has never had a leg to stand on.
@ShadowRulah7 ай бұрын
You could almos say theyre confidence men. People shill next level for crypto because by buying in you now have a financial interest in people thinking it's great.
@StarrChild.7 ай бұрын
Loving the call out on the people who try and criticise you. Most of the people saying you are wrong or the game will make it big have a failed youtube channel of latching onto the game in question. They've probably lost money on it as well which I can only hope the best outcome is they don't have a family effected by their bad money decisions.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Sadly one of my biggest haters actually uploaded a video recently saying that he basically ruined his life cause of crypto games. Invested his entire family business and life savings into the game, and lost it all. No idea what he’s up to now since he deleted his account shortly after but yeah, it’s sad
@ember93617 ай бұрын
@@jauwn oh man, it always pains me to learn about cases like this... Poor family too! This crypto stuff has people behaving just like gambling addicts.
@skorqion_art7 ай бұрын
@@jauwn That's terrible. In the end I just feel really bad for these people. Yeah, they made stupid desicions, but some of these crypto hype communities are almost cult like and suck gullible people in.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Absolutely a cult, without a doubt.
@StarrChild.7 ай бұрын
@@jauwn Damn. Super sad to hear. I hope his family can recover. Did he say what game it was specifically or was it a mess of a bunch of them?
@johndetlie78537 ай бұрын
Imagine being excited about a partnership with GameStop in the year 2022. That's like a company in 1912 saying "Good news, everyone! We just booked an exclusive cruise on the Titanic!"
@justanotheraccounthere20147 ай бұрын
I remember in many GDC talks on mobile games, one of the most important thing to do for successful game monetization is reducing purchasing frictions: advertising sales upon login, having daily/weekly/battlepass on the same page as stores, using alternative currencies usually with bigger numbers than its dollar amount, skipping confirmation and authentications, popping up sales with a direct button for purchase right after a hard level, even go as far as using dark patterns to turn mis-clicks into profit etc. A lot of research have been done in this direction and many developers have become quite good at doing these things. Turns out, these "developers", on the other hand, decide the best way is to throw all those data-backed research away and implement their purchase system in the most convoluted way possible. They are even incompetent at taking money from players.
@snil47 ай бұрын
"buT imAgIne alL tHe teSlaS YoU cAn buY fROm pLayIng tHesE gAmeS"
@liastaob7 ай бұрын
Weirdly though, it's probably worked out pretty well for them (the developers). They have a skeleton crew hacking out barely usable garbage and selling millions of dollars worth of virtual cards to... somebody; somebody hoping to get rich quick, most likely. It's almost like it's some kind of transparent scheme...
@CainXVII7 ай бұрын
That's the only thing I like about crypto. You shouldn't be able to mis-click and buy in-game currency
@lazyer05117 ай бұрын
Powerwash simulator gameplay with Balatro music playing is pretty peak
@BoisegangGaming6 ай бұрын
The funniest thing here is that people realized "hey this block chain stuff kind of sucks for doing things efficiently" and their answer was to make another block chain on top of the blockchain.
@jauwn6 ай бұрын
Building a brick house on a toothpick foundation, as I say
@TheCommanderTaco7 ай бұрын
Juawn you have to be fair to the comment at the beginning. They said they would return in 2027. That means we will need another re-visit to the Alpha build of the beta that has been updated with more bugs in 3 years.
@LonelyKnightess7 ай бұрын
Thanks for showing how much you actually made - I understand why so many KZbinrs are cagey about exact numbers but it's always really enlightening to see the 1:1 view to dollar ratio for a larger creator.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
I love sharing my analytics, I think transparency is key especially if you’re someone who maybe wants to do KZbin. I’m always happy to say exactly how much I make on KZbin
@kingkiller140007 ай бұрын
@@jauwn This makes me remember a few others who talked about it but your channel is in a real good spot/size for the question. How much of the value is in your catalog vs new releases. Since you actually get solid views on each new video but have a good back catalog for people to get recommended into and chain together very few ever talk about that aspect. Not even really exact values just like is it at the point where the catalog is a noticeable amount VS new video boom income.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
It's definitely a noticeable amount of revenue. I have not gone below $3000/mo since I got monetized last August. My best month was November with a couple huge hits and that was $11,000 after fees, which is just insane. The backlog alone is easily $100 per video per month. Makes me really wonder how some KZbinrs bigger than me are complaining about not making enough on KZbin, especially when you add in sponsored videos. A channel of my size, with my consistency in views, can easily pull in $9,000 a month with a consistent sponsor for 2 vids/month.
@EntropicMalevolence7 ай бұрын
@@jauwn Have any of your videos, especially the big ones, been hit with claims or demonetization? I assume that's usually what ends up screwing over larger channels the hardest, especially if its one of the channels with an asinine amount of production quality.
@SwizzleMix7 ай бұрын
@@jauwn Lots of money to invest in $GODS, nice
@tairad94747 ай бұрын
Initially watched for the update on gods unchained Got drawn into the powerwash simulator footage.
@Legendary2317 ай бұрын
I love these revisits, it's like checking in on your dementia-ridden hated relative to see if they're still shouting at the nurses.
@alfalldoot671521 күн бұрын
Hey, at least I'd feel guilty for making fun of a dementia patient
@wibbol7 ай бұрын
Balatro music + power washing + crypto talk is the perfect mix for my modern mind to fall asleep to. Can’t wait to watch the other half of the video tomorrow!
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
It’s a dangerous mix because it means that I can basically just throw all of the hard editing work out the window and still maintain viewers 😂😂😂
@smugshrug7 ай бұрын
The amount of fees involved in ETH transactions is the biggest reason why it will never see mass adoption. Imagine getting $100 in groceries and that suddenly turns in to $140 because gwei fees happen to be high at that moment. It's stupid.
@oliver_twistor7 ай бұрын
And the ridiculous transfer times. I own crypto and a while back I was transferring some crypto between two addresses of mine. It took 30 minutes. Imagine a checkout line at the grocery store, each of them having to wait 30 minutes for their payment to clear.
@matthewnardin73046 ай бұрын
Dude that gameplay footage was amazing. Can't believe you cleaned that whole area.
@Unprotected12327 ай бұрын
Man I love fiat currency. It's so abundant and liquid. You know, like actual currency. On a serious note its kinda amazing how cryptobros inadvertently made fiat currency actually sound appealing. I dunno how but they found a way.
@Frommerman7 ай бұрын
Hey I have an idea! Let's take all the problems inherent to capital markets, turbocharge them, remove all utility from their products, and call this the future! Unironically though, this is exactly what we expect of capital markets going long. They've run out of new resources to exploit mercilessly and new products to sell, so all that's left is iterating on all the things that hack human brains until there's no more value to extract from anyone. Crypto isn't the future of business. It's the terminal form of business.
@handsomejack30577 ай бұрын
The rope problem also used to work with early hearthstone, so, if you game have "spagetti code" that dosnt let you speed up animations or fix a simple xploit that means you didnt program the game and can pay who did it, or just follow a tutorial without understanding
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Yeah bro remember Shudderwock too. What a nightmare
@Malao5587 ай бұрын
@@jauwn My favorite example of stupid rope abuse was that one Priest deck that would queue enough animations to skip the opponent’s turn. Fucking stupid and hilarious.
@TomJakobW7 ай бұрын
@@Malao558yeah, that one was pure gold!
@williamdrum98997 ай бұрын
@@jauwnI quit long before then. What was the thing that copied all battlecries this game? C'thun?
@williamdrum98997 ай бұрын
@@Malao558 The pokemon video games had a similar exploit where there was a move called "Celebrate" that did literally nothing in battle but had a long animation. In world championships, animations are forced on regardless of user settings and the game has a time limit. I think you can see where this is going
@Keokithederp7 ай бұрын
I like how the KZbin auto game detector says this IS Heartstone.
@droopy_eyes5 ай бұрын
It also marked, for example: Soul Calibur 1 as Tekken 2, Sonic games as mario, Puyo as Tetris, etc... There was a brief moment of HS gameplay and it took from it, that's my guess.
@GiggsVids7 ай бұрын
God I missed the good ol' Jauwn score. Nice to see it! Loved the video man
@DearZeusy7 ай бұрын
Seeing the flowchart to just get in game currency was enough to prove crypto is just a full on scam. "It's so much easier and better than using money we all agreed to use! So long as you also pay us real money fees. And go through layers of our junk tech. And want to play our broken game."
@FluxChanneler7 ай бұрын
Remember when tech innovation improved on existing advancements and made life more convenient?
@notnoaintno51347 ай бұрын
Its been a while
@nert42857 ай бұрын
It seems like crypto just isn't stable enough to have a well functioning game built off of it. Even if it was, what is fundamentally different from a normal game using normal money vs. a crypto game using internet bucks? Not that microtransactions are good, they arent, it just gets a whole lot worse when you have to jump through 10 hoops to buy a single thing.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
it wasnt designed for games. it's an immutable ledge, games don't run on ledgers, they run on databases. so for the most part they're just trying to shoehorn crypto into something that neither needs it or benefits from it
@theodoreabshire9337 ай бұрын
I'd argue that having to jump through 10 hoops to buy a single thing is actually a plus. Since that gives you a chance to realize what a mistake you are making and give up, as opposed to the ease of a single-click impulse purchase.
@lamMeTV7 ай бұрын
I think calling this a AAA is very accurate. Its buggy to all hell, very low quality and predatory. Much like most AAA games.
@Strawhatish7 ай бұрын
I love how open and engaged you are with responding to comments, showing ad rev., Showing the crypto process, and actually giving these games a chance to prove themselves as more than shovelware crypto scams (even though they rarely are anything otherwise). Keep up the amazing work jawn
@Dajudge067 ай бұрын
I dont know about anyone else, but that power washer simulator had my attention 95% of the time. Much more entertaining than GODs ImBored.
@Patashu7 ай бұрын
I love how Gods Unchained has all the same bugs Hearthstone has ever had, from skipping your opponents' turn with animations to cards glitching out and becoming invisible or un-interactive. Even the same excuse of spaghetti code! If you can't learn from the past, you're doomed to repeat it.
@SollowP7 ай бұрын
Epic Games has NFT/Crypto game shovel ware, Steam has hentai games. Steam won :D
@EphemeralTao7 ай бұрын
I's clear to me which one of those is going to bring me more enjoyment from playing them, since I don't get off on game-breaking bugs and interminable transaction times...
@alfalldoot67157 ай бұрын
Funnily enough there are hentai/fetish games that put a shocking amount of effort into their actual game mechanics, crypto games not so much.
@ryokiritani287 ай бұрын
@@alfalldoot6715 Tribal Hunter is all imma say
@xerfrex78697 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the 3rd competitor with hentai crypto games
@zurabsiradze78226 ай бұрын
@alfalldoot6715 As someone who plays a lot of hentai games, i can confirm the quality of some of them is INSANE!!!
@IRDeady7 ай бұрын
Wow, so they even copied the terrible game code that is nearly impossible to change from hearthstone? Love it. Disguised toast got banned from hearthstone for discovering a glitch that let you expire your opponents turn. Can't believe that's just a regular part of this game.
@allideni8367 ай бұрын
Man, you're gonna feel so stupid once they fix the mobile app in 3087.
@some-replies7 ай бұрын
Crypto gives me a "I'm not like other currencies" vibe.
@cerealforserious7 ай бұрын
Jauwn: "I don't think I've ever talked about the different layers of the blockchain in depth..." Me with my mouth hanging open watching power washing gameplay: "uuuhhhh huuuuhhhh" 😅
@CharlatanWonder7 ай бұрын
Oh snap you passed 100k, congrats!
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Yup! It’s so exciting 😀
@th3bigboi3 ай бұрын
"It's almost like the game is fundamentally broken at it's core, and every patch introduces more bugs." I have never once heard a quote that describes Rainbow Six Siege any more.
@Raven-kn5ih6 ай бұрын
I do like watching the power washing more than the actual game play lol
@DoodsUnited7 ай бұрын
Dood, whenever I see a half-decent crypto game, my thought is always the same: "I might try this if it was NOT a block chain game".
@stinkbanana25227 ай бұрын
Who would play knock off crypto Hearthstone when they could play the real thing, besides botters and bagholders?
@cashnelson23067 ай бұрын
God damn dude, this game didn’t even TRY to be distinct from Hearthstone. I mean that’s worked before, League did the same thing ripping off Dota and had tons of success, but it’s just so creatively bankrupt I can’t believe it
@1Helloimhere7 ай бұрын
This game is the best at being revisited by Jauwn, and quite good at being not enjoyable.
@equidistanthoneyjoy76007 ай бұрын
2:37 I looked that guy up on socialblade, and that little shoutout did actually help him break 20 views. That video has almost 60 views now, and about 1/10 of his subscribers are from after this video. Wild.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
and people were mad that i dissed him bro is just grinding
@GhaWasTaken7 ай бұрын
wow, as someone who is making a CCG on my free time i am stunned how things like client reconnecting and serverside logic being based on animation time are a thing for anyone with any bit of programing skills with foresight to match (since foresight is one of the most important programing skills to not end up with spaghetti code ).
@Joe90h7 ай бұрын
In fairness to Gods Unchained, animations running down your opponent's turn timer was a problem that plagued Hearthstone's first couple of years. And that's the last time I ever say 'In fairness to Gods Unchained'.
@Joe90h7 ай бұрын
Actually, I take back that 'in fairness', because I went back and checked the timeframes. The Joust mechanic introduced in The Grand Tournament expansion was the major offender for allowing players to exploit animation times to deny your opponent their turn. This happened in August/September 2015, so either the devs didn't pay attention to what problems Blizzard ran into when making their game, didn't care to fix such a game breaking issue, or most likely didn't want to do the work to prevent it.
@llewelynshingler21737 ай бұрын
The Fairest Treatment for Gods Unchained is Scorn
@cashnelson23067 ай бұрын
That’s not fair to Gods Unchained at all - that’s literally the reason this is so inexcusable.
@Joe90h7 ай бұрын
@@cashnelson2306 In my head I kind of conflated when Gods Unchained went into development to when Hearthstone was in its early days. Mostly because I stopped playing back in 2017 and every fiber of my body wants to reject that that was seven years ago. But yes. Them making a game with a full 3-4 years of extremely relevent market research in the bank, supporting it for a further 5+ years, and making some of the exact same mistakes is inexcusable. Imo Marvel Snap is making a whole bunch of mistakes all on its own right now too, but at least those mistakes are unique to that game and not the ones that killed Hearthstone.
@niccolobardini89056 ай бұрын
Saving this url for 2027 (I just like having a lotta bookmarks)
@unflexian6 ай бұрын
mood
@thesxex7 ай бұрын
i was just at GDC last week and the crypto companies were like more than half the booths there, it was a sad state
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
That’s what I heard. Sad
@wubberson44506 ай бұрын
23:11 I’ve been listening to this video in the background as I’m doing stuff, and just happened to look over and see this on my screen. As a graphic designer, I love this. It’s so unbelievably gaudy and offensive to the eyes, and the no attention span video in the bottom left really just sells it. Thank you for making my eyes burn, love your channel!
@jauwn6 ай бұрын
Lol, it’s actually a bit of an inside joke for older fans of my channel as this is what my videos used to look like when I was new to KZbin. My whole aesthetic is kind of “abuse and overuse every design anti pattern”
@aethertoast43207 ай бұрын
Them calling their game AAA isn't as outlandish as it used to be. It is riddled with glitches, has lots of graphical issues, has a repeative gameplay made to bleed players of money, and the developers give zero craps about fixing any issues. This is completely indistinguishable from your average AAA experience.
@rexim905 ай бұрын
I'm one of the best players in Gods Unchained. I make about 2 usd per day in gods, and the average cards I get in a weekend ranked is about 10 usd, while I play about 2h a day. So I make about 1.7 an hour. Which is horrible if you look at it from pay but it's not a job, it's getting paid for my entertainment. The bottom line is I enjoy F2P Gods Unchained more than I enjoy F2P Hearthstone or MTGA, but that might be because I started when it was impossible to buy cards so everyone was F2P and I earned my cards. Also technically they did add a new tutorial. Not that it really matters.
@BizmoBimblar7 ай бұрын
One of the best youtubers ive ever seen and i hope your subs keep growing at this crazy rate. Your vids are so entertaining and that documentary and the bed bath and beyond guy was great
@ph1lny37 ай бұрын
This is very timely, now that a lot of Hearthstone influencers/pros are flocking to crypto games that are sponsoring them this past week. I'd love to see a dive in those games.
@ZeroPlayerGame7 ай бұрын
Animation speed is one of those things that's relatively easy to add at the beginning and maintain, and becomes harder and harder as you get more animations done. Not even necessarily spaghetti code, more likely an architectural oversight by people with little game programming experience.
@jakesteel49167 ай бұрын
Thumbnail made me think this was a Cruelty Squad video
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
Good
@giwake5 ай бұрын
honestly, as a beginning game developer in australia i feel ashamed that there's more than 1 crypto/nft game coming out of this country. we don't really get much representation in the video game scene (as all the AAA companies are in america or europe and most of the independent games don't really get recognized as australian (did you know that hollow knight is australian? i didn't know until i visited the ACMI in melbourne and saw development sketches on display!)) and i feel like these games damage our reputation.
@michaelgamel59157 ай бұрын
2:12 wow epic games the platform that everyone for sure loves
@sixexgames7 ай бұрын
A couple years ago I had a $200ish dollar deck but I was always playing unfun, ridiculous $1K+ decks. I calculated my hourly earnings at about $2.50 (based on pack value, not card value which is generally lower)... which is cool and all, but not when the grind starts feeling like a 2nd sub minimum wage job.
@TheRedOGRE7 ай бұрын
But you can get someone in a 3rd world to grind for a dollar and pocket that 1.50.. it worked for axie infinity.
@strippinheat7 ай бұрын
Man, now I want to play Powerwash Simulator.
@lo-fidevil29507 ай бұрын
That power washing simulator looks amazing
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
its pretty good
@bigchungus68272 ай бұрын
While I take severe issue with some recent balance changes, it's a pretty damn good game if you have some time to waste. I have like 300h in it and I don't really regret them. Does kinda feel like they're churning out dlc for easy money though.
@AsianMemeWhore7 ай бұрын
Jauwn I just wanted to say that I appreciate you putting gameplay of an actually good game over your commentary rather than that crypto slop lmao. Definitely helped keep my interest through the whole video :)
@nicolaslugo93577 ай бұрын
As much i love watching crypto games get made fun of, i think it’s really nice that jauwn is very open about everything. Not only what he likes about the game, but even saying how much he makes off a youtube video and how he invests that money and how as an investment, GU does have the highest ROI (before ridiculous fees).
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
yup, try my best to be as honest and open as possible. Only way to encourage rational discourse on the internet these days
@1000MilesAway7 ай бұрын
Boy oh boy it's been about 14 years since your last upload
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
it has been 14 days
@elrymoe7 ай бұрын
too long@@jauwn
@yourworstenema97217 ай бұрын
Feed the piggies @jauwn
@stefani.57377 ай бұрын
Good lord that is one dirty yard. How do you grime up the UNDERSIDE of an umbrella??
@liastaob7 ай бұрын
Florida.
@NotSoMelancholy7 ай бұрын
My one thought for most of the crypto integration in these games stays the same. There’s no point. There’s nothing that hosting your own market place like warthunder or using existing marketplaces like steam wouldn’t solve or improve. There’s no need to use the blockchain, the cards aren’t being used by any other service. It just feels like a bunch of trust fund babies thinking they can turn their baseball card collection hobby into a profitable job. It’s over complication for no discernible reason
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
There is a discernible reason - gullible investors and hype. People wouldn't play this game in a million years if it didn't have crypto attached
@dr.cornwater28867 ай бұрын
I really can't stress enough how insane it is to me that through this process, you can't rebalance cards. Even paper Magic the Gathering has gone back to errata over a 1000 cards due to mechanical changes in the game over now 30 years. There's not a hint of care for the hard work that's required for real card game design. Every design decision they've made leads to such a mess in the long term. Every choice is money over making a fun game. This makes me feel a little better about my MTG Arena purchases too lmao.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
They had to make that a mechanic, otherwise it would devalue people's NFTs. It's very short-sighted, however.
@Exio4077 ай бұрын
Bruh it’s a nft game they don’t care about that 😂 it’s not that insane tbh
@Bavid_Doughie7 ай бұрын
Power washing simulator gameplay was a fun twist for this video, I love it!
@jexzis82647 ай бұрын
To be fair to Gods unchained, Hearthstone also suffered from that same animation glitch where too many animations could effectively almost skip a players turn. They did however add a animation speed up later on and it's not a common or even a rare problem in today's hearthstone. Just thought it would be good to mention as a side note.
@davidlennyman4447 ай бұрын
Ah the days of DDOS priest
@lilyofthatvelley7 ай бұрын
Bro about to cook
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
literally, making chili rn
@101lwx7 ай бұрын
We're so back jauwn bros
@AnonymousCheshire7 ай бұрын
Soooooo Immutable is actually ostracized in the local Sydney game dev circles. I haven't heard much drama since moving, but I was there for a few... questionable... fb posts in the local dev meetup group.
@jauwn7 ай бұрын
haha I have actually talked to a quite a few people who have met them / worked with them IRL. Biggest common trend is that the founders are daddy's money rich kids who are full of buzzwords without any substance
@giwake5 ай бұрын
@@jauwn seems to be standard for a lot of these crypto games.
@ahoy10147 ай бұрын
12:30 Luv me DDOS Priest, good to see it transcends games
@BarrelloFermin7 ай бұрын
I know this might sound like a weird complaint, but my biggest issue with all these crypto games is actually the dishonesty, both with the community and the devs. Trying to market these like some sort of revolutionary step in gaming when that is demonstrably false just annoys me, and even as someone who dislikes Roblox due to its careless management, hearing The Sandbox trying to market itself as something better really rubs me the wrong way as that's simply not the case. There really is no sense of genuine community with these things either. No matter what, the popular sentiment is, "this thing is going to go to the moon and we'll laugh at how wrong everyone was for doubting us", and if you even suggest that a project has issues that need to be addressed, you're pretty much ostracized. Every single NFT community I've seen is like this. If crypto games weren't so obviously made in ways that just try to nickel and dime people (making the game downright annoying to play without forking over some cash), and devs were transparent about issues and the realistic scope of their project, I probably wouldn't even feel like complaining so much. Sure, most people would still be wasting their money, but at least they weren't lied to. Maybe some people could even walk away and go, "Well I'm never seeing that $20 again, but at least it was an interesting experience" if the games weren't blatant rip offs of other games or just asset flips. Wow that went from complaint to full on rant. Anyway, thanks Jauwn for showing people to be careful before they jump into projects that try to sell you on a buzzword salad.
@l-l7 ай бұрын
That bit about the no sense of community is so true. Those "communities" will always do whatever financially benefits them. Anyone or anything that possibly puts their investment on the line will receive to mob-like responses.
@yeahgirl117 ай бұрын
It really shows how mentally/emotionally stunted this group of people is. They're mentally teenagers; teenagers have a stupid mentality of "I'm always right and I'll shut you out if you call me out on my bullshit."
@ThePageofRage7 ай бұрын
Thanks to your video, I finally invested!!! ...In Powerwash Simulator. Mostly for the 40K DLC.
@trentress7 ай бұрын
I love that I got a hearthstone ad before this video started
@elliejohnson27867 ай бұрын
Why does Gods Unchained succeed? It's actually a game. Why does Gods Unchained fail? It's not a very good game.
@williamkrueger24677 ай бұрын
I’m mad you didn’t 360 no-scope the swing off the shed
@kurdtcoben7 ай бұрын
If the future of gaming is Hearthstone I wanna die right here and now.
@KissItAndWink7 ай бұрын
Great video as always! I saw some ads on Twitter recently for Big Time, would love an update on that next
@Mythikal136 ай бұрын
The idea of cards selling out for a card game is really cool, but charging $200 for a booster is a little ridiculous. Id rather go buy an irl magic pack for $7 or booster box for $200
@SparkstarScope6 ай бұрын
Wonder if Widget's done grinding those 10 views by now. Shit's hard to do. Unrelated, but nice job hitting 175k on this video alone.
@harperelliott12097 ай бұрын
The 20 view count PR is crazy 😭
@MasuLW7 ай бұрын
12:30 I'm pretty sure Hearthstone also had this issue in the past. This "feature" of the game was used to skip the opponent's turn in tandem with the effect of Nozdormu, if memory serves.
@RisingRevengeance7 ай бұрын
How is it even possible for crypto to still be such a hassle? If I can't pay with something as simple as paypal it's just not worth it