DON'T LAUGH OR.. you end up like this ~ #77

[@adamkampen]

I have a scar across my eyebrow, like where you'd see it on a storied mercenary or gladiator. But instead of a history of glory and courage my story is that I tripped over a laundry basket and fell into the corner of my bookshelf

[@casuallycloaked]

I have one too, I ran into a glass table as a toddler

[@hypercore8175]

I have scars all over my toes from stubing them on corners

[@haydenkashima]

Scar over eyebrow aswell, was playing tag in elementary and looked behind me as a ran Ended up running into a heavy kid and I fell down, face landed on a rock split my eyebrow open and got stitches

[@nataliecoronado4206]

I have a scar down the center of my nose because I got thwapped with a box of tin foil for being an idiot in the kitchen and the cutting edge sliced my bridge right down the middle

[@krispy_kornflake]

my right eyebrow parted in two because of running into the door post as a toddler also got a cut on my other eyebrow with a knife as a 6 year old when I tried to cut some tape on one of my chinese knockoff bionicles iirc almost stabbed my eye out over bionicle smh

[@ultradude15]

I have a scar on my chest from where I lost a knife fight. With a surgeon. He cheated, though. He knocked me out with some sort of gas beforehand.

[@amuro9624]

Those damn surgeons with their dirty tricks. This is why I always equip an apple when I walk into a hospital.

[@Андрей-ц7э6ю]

You also have a scar on your belly, made when you lost your first ever fight with a doctor on your 0th birthday. Bastard was also dual-wielding! :D

[@GarlyleWilds]

I dunno, "I got this scar in the labors of forging a legendary armament" sounds pretty good, if you phrase it right.

[@Scrubsy0]

0:20 honestly tion adds so much to these videos. This clip alone is a perfect example lmao Also 8:48. While I haven’t gotten a scar from it, I have cut myself on a baguette... twice

[@amuro9624]

How the fuck do you yourself with a baguette??

[@Scrubsy0]

@@amuro9624 I ripped off a piece, piece was somehow a bit sharp in one edge, it cut. I didn’t bleed but I felt it (I know this sounds like I’m making it up. Feel free to not believe me. I sure didn’t believe it myself when it happened)

[@manupm9161]

14:47 I love how she casually did a Jojo pose

[@mariaevens8969]

7 laughs on the 77'th episode 0.0 ...Mhh -111 would make - *dramatic gasping* 0o0

[@PlausiblyBryce]

14:30 "What are you doing?" "Oh you know, just hanging around." "Booooooo!"

[@enzoforgets9456]

0:12 describes me any time i wanna order something on a restaurant menu (it was the easiest meal to pronounce)

[@dexterdreams8521]

That Connor clip will never not be funny😂

[@nokonation40]

FOUR! BIG! GUYS!!

[@wolffoxbear]

The setup of "Brainless - video duo" to "my sword is stuck in my car" is a good combo. First you fell sorry for the person, and now you fell sorry for yourself because you just lost your braincells. 😲

[@mkdfan]

16:00 Yay it’s Halfmoonjoe! I love him!

[@makarakar]

That was a cockatoo, which is indeed a kind of parrot!

[@Sqirly123]

I know it’s a try not to laugh but seeing people laugh is half the fun.

[@JoJoestar]

suddenly very into wrestling now after that clip lol

[@smartalecl4]

I can't believe this is the first episode with the "mingey Calypso" video

[@amuro9624]

Ikr that's such a classic

[@HuyNguyen-gm3zt]

18:21 my dude was feeling romantical You can say He was battle hardened

[@jonasquinn7977]

I’m afraid that you’re going to have to return that back pat Crystal

[@CJBooks4]

"I'm a mess!" Aren't we all CrystAAHHL?😂😅

[@TriangularPrism]

I received a scar on my finger from a conflict with a beast of great renown in my youth! ...which is to say that my pet guinea pig bit me when I was eight, and it's been there ever since.

[@badwolf4777]

I got a scar on my index finger while I was grating cheese and my cheese grater decided it wanted flesh to be part of the recipe

[@fonfano3220]

i think its kinda crazy that i seeing some brazilian tiktoks in here LOL i fell so... represented, thanks crystaahhl you are great, and this community is awsome

[@J1ntu]

9:49 BULLSHIT saying a dog would never do that I still have the scars from dog biting the everloving shit out of my arm when I had to hold him just so we could do laundry. If you didnt hold him down, he would attack whoever was there. Wasn't my dog but I had to put up with him until they finally rehomed his ass.

[@desnaymk]

7:41 I love seeing this guy pop up in my shorts watching

[@mario100ismlg9]

5:37 who would be up for yakuza game has time travel characters from the past and present meet and fight together

[@Hamster7678]

i have a scar on my finger from trying to open a tube of gogurt with a steak knife

[@rakaswift6529]

not me acknowledging the Miles prosecutor badge in the video she has the hidden Edgeworth agenda 🙃

[@DawnDaSkuppy09]

No no Crystal that's not a parrot, that's simply a Flying Anteater that loves to rock and roll everyday XD (Jkjk) have a good rest of your week Girl!!

[@Illecron]

better luck with the 200 episodes with no laughter

[@asukadranzer]

Maybe the bird... is a bird anteater :3 who knows what evolution has in hold for us

[@Kakyo01]

For the effort to get a zero laugh episode before number 100: "good laugh.. er.. luck."

[@ocaradasmaoladobokunohero]

I have two main scars. One is on my cheek, which is from when I was a kid and annoying the hell out of my dog, so she barked at me, but since I was so close to her face... Well, you know what happened. And the second is a long scar on my chest that's also from when I was a kid and our teacher had taken our class to a playground in the nearby park. It was a very shitty playground, and when I was playing on the seesaw, I lost balance, fell, and scratched my chest on a nail that was sticking out.

[@taipolar333]

thank you Tion

[@giuliorosoni9962]

18:05 we will make Crystaaahl watch NJPW!! It's only a matter of time

[@-irritatora-3998]

Hi Crystaaaaal! It was my birthday yesterday, and to me, this video is like a late birthday gift! I love watching these every single day Wednesday! It’s become one of my things I do, like: oh Try not to laugh is here time to watch. There so fun! So thank you for continuing to do these! I hope my birthday luck can pass on to you!

[@CrystAAHHL]

Happy birthday and thank you so much!!

[@marymurphy1429]

It's okay crystal I do what you did at the beginning of the video literally all the time. We can all be a mess.

[@DieHardAnimeOtaku15]

1:29 I did this exact thing to a guy, who approached me when I (28F) was shopping alone at the mall. He wanted me to “call his work and tell them he’s sick” because his English wasn’t very good. I was ALONE with him in broad daylight in a mall parking lot. I’ve been paranoid about it for 2 weeks.

[@PizzaJacket48]

I have scars on 40% of my body from hot water .

[@ShirokumaSama]

1:50 it was a nice effort, good luck on next week ep sis! 😂

[@Sephini]

I have a scar on my left hand that's easily over 25 years old now which is basically just a hole in the back of my hand. Pulled our dog's tail when I was barely taller than him, he didn't like it. BODY HORROR WARNING! Can confirm, tendons are indeed very white. :) BODY HORROR WARNING! Funnily enough, on my other hand I also some small scars from the next dog after that. Also my fault but for totally different reasons.

[@ChrisBleu]

I have a scar right underneath my left eye because I went to hug my dog… *_Turns out some dogs don’t like hugs…_*

[@indulgent_pooch]

I was playing with my siblings with toys and there was just... Random shard of glass on the floor and my knee slid into it while i was helping my sister drive her barbie jeep

[@mfowl777]

Someone has a prosecutor's badge.

[@Joemerowastaken]

1:45 it wasn't this episode, 21 more chances

[@fightingfiremonk5945]

I have a scar on my finger.I was going swimming at my uncles apartment complex and was looking for by swimsuit in the back of the car and sliced my finger on a (grill) spatula. Left a trail of blood from the car to the pool house. Then there's the scar on my upper lip. I was like five, and had an itch under my nose and decided to scratch it with my dad's razor. Completely terrified my parents, my dad still mentions how scared he was.

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

I have a scar on my knee because of one of those stinging caterpillars I was like 5 in some playground and just had this realization that “My knee is starting to hurt” and when i looked down I just saw my leg barely touching one

[@jamauln1]

That backwards wave looked like a threat. Just saying.

[@Paws42]

I have a scar on my arm from being pinched by my older sibling, still visible after 18 years

[@amuro9624]

I have a scar on the back of my head from getting pushed mid air into the corner of a wall during the world cup of 98 after someone scored and everyone was jumping around in celebration. By now I can't really feel it but for years I was able to and it would sometimes open when I got a haircut.

[@antoniopraide6855]

My scars? See my father was a drinker and a fiend, and one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself, he didn’t like that. Not. One. Bit. Nah I’m just playing, I tripped on an extension chord in the middle of the night put my hand through my bedroom window. My scars ran pretty deep; they are at the base of my right thumb and under my index and middle finger. I was more afraid of getting stitches than what my parents were gonna say. They were pretty chill about it as well so that was something.

[@swapniljoshi99]

I cut myself with a ceramic mug when I was like 17. I was pouring coffee into it and the handle just randomly separated. Made a cut about a centimetre long and it bled more than i thought it would. It didn't hurt much, but it did leave a scar that reminds me of the perils of handling pottery every day.

[@Skeranda]

I have a scar on my knee where I literally just tripped and fell when i was like 7 and running too fast

[@l0ker507]

W E A K

[@08Juan80]

I mean, I also have a scar on my finger. I got it trying to separate ice cubes... with a knife... And I have one on my chin because I fell on my pacifier as a little kid (like very few years old).

[@akwardsheep1474]

I actually have a scar on my lip! I got it from tripping and falling face first onto a small weight rack.

[@PirikkoP]

I have a big scar on my stomach that is the result if multiple operations. The scar got bigger with each operation and I almost dieda couple of times. Guess that's an epic enough story

[@Mohammad-hf1rn]

I once got a scar because of the bidet in my school bathroom, i got it in 3rd grade, its still there

[@SyxxPunk]

I have a scar on my right knee that I do not remember getting, all I know is that I've had it since I was 5-ish.

[@jamcalx]

9:02 so you were forging a weapon and lost part of your being to it.

[@PillboxBollocks]

It's bad luck to pay too much attention to negative occurrences. Just sayin', kid. Thanks for the content. You and Tion are incredible.

[@Darkatious]

@14:56 This is just what it's like having ADHD.

[@i5rrxxgaming350]

I got a scar on my lip you know those shavers where you have to use shaving cream?Yeah that I took the shaver and slashed my bottom lip and my mom saw it and it took 15 minutes for my mom to patch my lip and I was a little boy

[@Godspeeds]

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[@seanstone749]

Crystal please do the specialist dance for next week's You Laugh You Lose

[@ojthemonsterartist7046]

Let’s see…I have a scar on my right wrist because my biological father lowered his hand which had a cigarette in it and I was right behind him and he accidentally burned me and a scar on my left eyebrow because I was jumping on my parents bed with a screwdriver in hand and when my mom caught me, I fell off and almost hit my eye but I instead got my eyebrow. I also had a box TV fall on top of me and I’ve accidentally sprayed axe body spray in my eyes all around the exact same time so needless to say that I was either a really stupid or really suicidal toddler. Lol

[@silverhairedgamer]

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