CS:GO SURF SHENANIGANS

[@Brett-vo4qi]

"I wanna buy a r8 and crash it into a children's hospital"

[@senseikush4336]

Why not???

[@finntaylor3590]

Ok

[@martaiglesias6453]

Can I join

[@phos5865]

Me too

[@mattcs]

lets all swear in the comments to equalize the video

[@mattcs]

fuck

[@oliviermarcoux9675]

My life is potato

[@mattcs]

now it just seems like you guys are bullying me

[@helix7]

MattCS you are a bundle of sticks primarily used for starting fires

[@heatherkirk8425]

MattCS heck

[@ninjagamer0021]

A man hung himself with a telephone wire I guess you can say he hung up

[@dogz7908]

Fetus deleteus hippydidee I failed my medical degree

[@matts46991]

Dogz Holy shit, I thought only I came up with that... You are a good man.

[@matts46991]

And this was eight months ago, jesus.

[@spicyspaghetti8598]

Yeah

[@ChristianUrea]

Lol

[@alisajohns8949]

You failed because you pronounced it wrong. You're supposed to say Bombetus deleteus begone fetus. Not fetus deleteus.

[@ltcreampie4206]

You me-.... You mean an owl?

[@d34thb34ts]

You also watch the furry

[@Hazzikaze]

MadLad_Randum ROFL.

[@natemcdevitt9384]

A hoot hoot

[@blackieechan6215]

Randum he’s lesbian

[@weaver-5824]

I died when the kid "i will call my mom for swaggersouls merch" and racc just replaced it with racconeggs.

[@Saintfrenchfry]

I swear jc, raccoon, and swaggers voices are so low that I confuse them a lot

[@GrimxLeaferX]

French Fry omg thank you so much in so glad I'm not the only one i was soooo confused in the beginning when i first knew them all

[@Gojira_uz]

Imagine a game with all three of them.

[@ravelordnito6099]

I can tell the voice by swagger having a deeper and voice

[@dude2083]

same

[@alishbazafar8484]

French Fry same I thought I was the same one

[@looklook478]

“I want to see a genderbent cat”

[@sleepyscarecrow4953]

Look Look I don’t even understand what that’d be...

[@b3nclare]

Search up furries

[@vaekirby3570]

Do u mean furrys?

[@to-much-sossauceyboi8306]

Tckytefghuuuyy

[@jgj0691]

Us too

[@tavvy4426]

Gender bent cat *_you mean furries_*

[@laney3151]

SpringyStudios 44 wait aren’t u a furry

[@dumbls2620]

Furrys scare the fuck out of me

[@azryxthefolf6331]

mlgvelocity So your scared of me? It's okay. I'm just gonna go get plastic surgery for my ugly self tomorrow. Been realising for a while now how horrifying I really am.

[@azryxthefolf6331]

THOT SLAYER You can't really identify as animal if you're just a person in a costume... Y'know your.... just a person in a costume. And also even if we were animals it would still be animal cruelty.Sorry if I may have started a conflict with you. I don't want to hurt anyone I just want peace. And one guy took it too far. I'm sincerely sorry if I have made you mad or upset. This will likely be my last message if an outrage happens between us. Anyways sorry... Sincerely.

[@azryxthefolf6331]

THOT SLAYER Well I mean... You know if it's quick and painless meet me sometime in No Furry February, I just can't take it anymore. I've already done too much harm. Even if I spent the entire war sitting in a bunker. Nothing to do,no one to talk to. Except for one person who threatened to bomb me. Just get it over with. I'm tired of living. When you bring nothing but peace and tranquility to everyone. And you get back hatred,pain and embarrassment. Sorry to get all emotional,but when we meet. Just pretend like I don't have feelings. And pull the trigger. Anyways again,I'm so sorry.

[@Hightree]

Dildo wand.

[@leytonsmith1]

471 likes and no comments?

[@grimgamer8776]

@@leytonsmith1 agreed

[@victoriarn03able]

@@grimgamer8776 i agree

[@thebillgye5272]

?

[@srebro9559]

Gotta love the CSGO community

[@StarXsu90]

A Mango LOL

[@gasoline6573]

You ever been apart of the r6s community

[@sijuix5683]

I bought it this morning and didnt find 1 nice / english person only russian, French and muslim angry people

[@StarXsu90]

@@sijuix5683 soloQ in europe is sure hell

[@gravegrrl]

Completely Discombobulated you really don’t 😂

[@DogeDogeriffic]

“...one of those birds from Harry Potter.” “You mean an owl?” hahah

[@jxomxo]

I am actually wheezing from laughter this is amazing

[@ryno5699]

literally the first few seconds of this video had me laughing Racc, keep up the great work m8!

[@crystalidleburgh9517]

RyanTehLegend but swagger and JC sound alike racoon doesn't sound that much like him. All you have to do is listen to how they talk and make jokes to decipher who is who, if your confused.

[@duxkzy]

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock? Who’s there? Not sally

[@eetu54]

Fuck you

[@diacsec4401]

i am ephemeral soft much lmao

[@arbetor12]

Hahaha

[@notnottheslam-jamfrancisco9262]

The only good knock knock joke

[@moe7754]

She can use her head

[@bel410la]

"I got one of those birds from Harry potter." "You mean-" "You mean an Owl?"

[@Krit933]

I gotta say racoon eggs makes me have a good time with his humor. its a shame hes still taking a break.

[@beanhighway9759]

Maybe after covid ends for good.

[@livviemon]

@@beanhighway9759 we can hope

[@Peepeepants4747]

nice pfp

[@Krit933]

@@Peepeepants4747 YO WHOS THIS FUCKIN GUY

[@mcpurple5639]

1:44 got me dead

[@notvezq]

20k congrats

[@itsflabulous9851]

0 u mean

[@AT-nq7yq]

Raccooneggs videos are just coordinated chaos

[@zegermanpotato5617]

I prioritised this video over a soviet womble video be proud

[@zegermanpotato5617]

Rebumai you clearly do or you wouldn't have replied

[@nancya3210]

ZeGermanPotato me too!

[@amaraseeri7256]

This is the best raccooneggs video

[@anthonycoles2034]

I love the x ten intro haha!

[@Dagauur]

Haha me too

[@whoami5680]

Sir ToastMuncher what is the song name!?

[@bdpace17]

Random guy that wants to die,thats no lie rip roach

[@billyshuig6087]

Mr nobody its called rip roach

[@pheebs80officialaccount40]

Sir ToastMuncher p

[@cheese5024]

1:37 he predicted the future

[@augustbred]

"one tap some third graders" - RaccoonEggs 2017

[@SpectreAnimations]

4:02 Amazon when they offer free shipping

[@SwaggerSonic]

“Jake paulumbine”

[@discwar7379]

Tessa hooks

[@blackieechan6215]

Nick Boston Bomber

[@livviemon]

ok these got me lmao

[@landhynhusband2277]

What a nice and chill dude “y’all have a good night”

[@luuksprock676]

I'm begging you for more of this. I am Dutch and in Dutch kont means butt, and tent means tent (the same) So if you translate kontent its a tent for your but.

[@michellematthews9780]

Raccoon eggs is the funniest KZbinr you’ll ever know because he makes jokes on his own and he doesn’t steal them which are funnier then any other KZbin

[@colbydecker5924]

oh man I'll just go to a raccoon video, they're always great since I'm morbidly depressed over XXXTenta.. XxX oN tHe KiLLstReaK

[@koreabomb1233]

Colby Decker what’s the song name?

[@YouTubeMozzy]

R.I.P ROACH

[@jimpickens3812]

@HAXUS fuck you lmao

[@vxporr9999]

I’m actually dead

[@abdielsilva4802]

It's rip roach x a thousand miles

[@Gingie_98]

I’ve been depressed for awhile and you’re videos help me fall asleep thank you Racc

[@megamonke5151]

Tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8s *IM DECAEASED*

[@jordincowherd19]

“Tie a noose to a ski lift and do figure 8’s” “Greetings!” 😂😂😂

[@Bedogg25]

FINALLY FOUND THIS VIDEO

[@brendan8799]

Bedogg yes dude the intro is fire I heard it once and accidentally exited out of KZbin then went through every single one of his videos to re find this one 😁😁😁

[@OMGItzKontrol]

why... why didn't you just go into your search history...

[@brendan8799]

Byperrr some people have theirs turned off

[@rayelinger307]

"When you finally do something good in red dead redemption 2" 1:07

[@JM_E46]

HOW TF YOU HAVE ONLY 19K SUBS??? I just cried whole video ffs xDD

[@krewjudd1927]

Anyone else coming back to his old csgo vids and end up being sad after because you miss the hilarious content

[@ItsNiqv]

Hey Racc, dont think you'll see this since you're blowing up but if you do i'm glad you're finally getting the attention you deserve. You're fucking hilarious man, keep up the good work and ill see you at 1 million.

[@harrisoncohen1962]

Im 20, and i like to chug vodka at 11am while watching these videos.

[@acreativename1790]

Wait, what got demonetized?

[@helix7]

A Creative Name all of it

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

A Creative Name his whole channel

[@kalej6122]

Thank you rac you helped my anxiety by being so funny u really do help

[@charlo7333]

XXX ON A KILLSTREAK

[@harrisonadamson9253]

Honestly sometimes I’m sad then I watch videos like this and realize there’s still hope left in this world

[@HassanKhan-ck5gq]

Whats the server raccoon plays on

[@nf7560]

A surf server

[@wolveswz]

this video made me sub so god damn quick, my first time watching one of your vids and you've earned it

[@PoweredByCoffeee]

Thanks for staying offensive even though it might fuck your revenue. Staying true to the viewers!

[@psychmoshi]

1:35 The fuckin “uhhh, will do” killed me 💀

[@charlie7557]

Rip X

[@wungus_9829]

Whats the song mate ive been tryna find the title

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

"Tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure eights" im crying

[@martin19072]

I just gt gramrly and Iam loving it, its one hundred % works lol

[@giantrat4456]

Clorox Bleach most original name ever

[@shaneevan5237]

Kid asks for SwaggerSouls merch, RacoonEggs puts the subtitles to say RacoonEggs merch

[@annabelle6197]

what server is it?

[@brieei]

“I play cs go for practice when I snap irl” Me too lmao

[@likezoinks9615]

0:06 "im gay"

[@taylordrew2444]

The fact out of all of this, the thing that made him laugh is confusing a owl and a bird

[@wolfishere1548]

lol

[@AwesomeTingle]

rac and jc have the voices of radio personalities

[@name2120]

The legend says i will get heart on this comment Is the legend real?

[@RaccoonEggs]

lol

[@chipbowdrie8910]

Guess not homie

[@otterboxboys]

Racc is a X fan dude i can tell all his little cut aways have take a step back

[@wolfishere1548]

nice but the jc ruined it

[@nicklenator]

"Yeah I did, I got good guy points" 😂

[@ChumperDumper]

19k subs but only 150 views in five minutes? Guess this channel must be dying

[@jkrapf]

ChumperDumper guess that was 5 minutes in all mighty smart one

[@Subvix]

ChumperDumper negatory

[@boiboi600]

About that...

[@rice4061]

Y- *trying not to laugh* y- you mean an owl That was my favorite part

[@microwavedburek]

I never laughed more in my life until i watched this video

[@Ghostly3011]

“Bird from Harry Potter” 😂

[@trombata_]

Swagger now the whole trebuchet community is after you

[@travoscs3742]

Probably one of my favorite videos by you so far

[@CoofieBox]

1:51 the correct term is sicko mode

[@requis9838]

"tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8s" God damn dude 😂

[@SluggardRaccoon]

My new favorite youtuber right here

[@henrymckean8248]

"I, the WarOwl, greets you!" "Fuckin tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8s"

[@MatNull]

Greatest 5 minutes of my life

[@mrsucc9293]

You know Raccoon Eggs' Videos have helped me through some tough times Thanks

[@stavastava9622]

I watch for less than 30 seconds and I'm already laughing.

[@7TYNJesus]

I love how he put r.i.p roach from XXXTENTACION

[@tsu2613]

conspiracy theory : jc is really swagger

[@The_Cheezit_Man]

I opened the video and put it to the bottom to find the next videos for after, and all I hear is “I play cs:go for practice when I finally snap,” it was awesome.

[@josiahostwald6242]

Lol the guy laughing at the end sounds like a car trying to start😂😂😂

[@Manko_Panko]

Literally died at "1-tapping 3rd graders". warm Regards, hell.

[@ivansalinas8810]

This is literally my fav video ever

[@vaekirby3570]

3:04 racc be straighter the the pole yur mom dance on

[@Abiiioxo]

I Swear hes so funny but his laugh makes it better 😂😂

[@porkins93]

Im watching this video on my break in a factory that makes the tubs for I cant believe its not butter. You found a niche racc

[@brendaginn9712]

CEO of perfectly cut laughs

[@bveagle8821]

Imagine going to a Vagician show, racc pops up and tells you to check behind your ear

[@Mrllama-ui5ke]

1:35 racc predicts the rise of tick tock

[@jimmyjam5350]

Congratulations on 20,000 subscribers Raccoon Eggs! I know it's early but it's happening

[@Mohamad-np6eh]

Hey raccoon I just wanted to say I’ve been watching your vids for a bit and I already love em your a hilarious KZbinr keep up the good work and hope you reach two million soon

[@themixer222]

Holy shit, this episode made me feel like i was literally dying from fucking laughter

[@yoru7852]

I just litterally watched the first 15 seconds and already laughed. Ye got a new sub boi.

[@lego007guym8]

Rac, that's called karma. *Everyone will remember that*

[@yeboi1168]

Even though it is an older video you are a legend in this one to my guy

[@bwaowwow]

"Tie a noose to a ski lift and run figure 8s"

[@ShadowRavenGaming222]

I tried so hard not to laugh (cause like it’s really late and fam is sleep), I just couldn’t hold it! 😭😭😭

[@zackyboi9818]

I want RaccoonEggs to upload again. His content is 10 mil sub worthy

[@sordakthemobile1777]

I could tell his exact jokes and not do as well. It's his voice that sends his jokes home.

[@bruhman2277]

I saw racc in my recommended and I got so excited

[@SmokeBlastt]

Surf is the absolute dumbest game but I love the commentary 😂

[@0eti]

honestly swagger, you're my favorite redtuber