Ranking Your UNHINGED Tiktoks

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

Glad to see Jschlatt laughing at TikToks and not finding humour and pleasure out of killing people. Very inspirational

[@jschlattLIVE]

Are u from braking bad

[@kalisevakikkeli3567]

@@jschlattLIVE dont talk to him hes gonna knock on your door

[@erickwon4573]

Jesse we need to cook meth Jesse

[@Thischannelisdicontinued]

@@jschlattLIVE what did you do to our majesty

[@Jayfishu]

@@jschlattLIVE Braking baod

[@jax3636]

I love the way his laughs have gotten increasingly manic with each installment, half the time there will be no leadup- he'll be blank faced and suddenly be at full volume laughter in under 10 frames like at 16:29

[@brxwnie_bxy]

WATCH IT IN 0.5 BRO LMAO

[@bayuanddara9424]

plus the weird laugh at 16:38 XD

[@TheOtherLPer203]

i timed it with the frame forward function and from the frame his head starts moving to him laughing it takes ~15 - 20 frames so yeah... you're kinda wrong!!!!!!!!!!

[@eden2nies856]

@@bayuanddara9424 what was that 😭

[@Kool2772]

@@ItzMalick 😐

[@flatwoodsdaemon]

"He doesn't even see us" was probably actually half correct. Horses have blind spots directly in front and behind them. That's why they say you should never stand behind a horse. Equally though, standing in front of them and touching them on the nose is equally as likely to scare them, especially if you're silent. That being said, the horse could probably see his girlfriend and hear and smell them, so, really it balances out.

[@watevr4evr]

All speaking to the mic as if the horse can't hear

[@mistergg9150]

STOP. PUTTING. SHIT. INTO. MY. HEAD ITS EXPLODING

[@CottimCandee]

Nerd

[@watevr4evr]

Lmao yall showin how hard it is for yall to read huh

[@charliemartin8955]

I wish he would been like, "Stop looking at me like that. SERIOUSLY! *Slaps Horse's face* STOP IT!"

[@lspacca23]

13:24 schlatt warned us, why didn’t we listen?

[@NOTAChillGuyOfficial]

😅😅😅

[@NodManiac]

"He knew" -Jake The Viking

[@TeaCrap]

The submission had a vision

[@snaifhassnan6348]

216

[@Kepler93_]

It was an omen

[@AcesPrune]

The fact that Schlatt sprinted through all those Royal Guards, while traversing the high hills of Scotland. And still has the energy to stream this high quality content, is... Inspirational.

[@Oduwuini]

@@ItzMalick why the fuck would you self promo, that's gonna make people not want to check you out

[@mcmuffin1236]

@@ItzMalick is it harder than a 9-5?🤔

[@dawae7636]

@ItzMalick Yooooooo! Bro you must be so tired from that 30 sec content (Ps: 🍲🍔 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 🌰🍞)

[@BrodieG1]

@@ItzMalick do you stream

[@nehalarafa8260]

M

[@ezyjuice6621]

I'm not sure how Schlatt hasn't gone completely insane by now, big respect.

[@orphan_burner2089]

​@卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐Hitler overrated

[@zvoonyoutube1855]

"Schlatt"**

[@gapeape3895]

you think he hasnt? man has not been sane for like 2 years at least

[@belablanck]

What do you mean he hasn't?

[@davemiller638]

big suspect*

[@shenanigans01]

It's so "horrible" how people "accuse" "Jschlatt" for doing "it" while also "blaming" him for what happened in "1999"

[@sigmafella]

W commeny

[@Sisiahsshoa]

@estadiofifa10lol 1I recommend you delete this comment for your family and your own safety

[@kingofsomething3250]

​@estadiofifa10lol 1In 1999, Schlatt [REDACTED] and then proceeded to [REDACTED] while [REDACTED]

[@vyzzuc]

lmao

[@daggercatz7297]

What happened in 1999?

[@lhsunshinegarden4415]

7:14 In the situation, you got 2 options: 1. Yell at an flail your arms to scare it off. 2. Move slowly, grab a small snack like a fruit gummy or a cheeze-it (horses can have a single cheeze-it or fruit gummy), making sure it isn't toxic to horses (this step is optional tho. Snack is not required, but it does help), hold you hand out to the horse (snack in hand if available), and let the horse approach you. Watch its body language as you interact with horse. Pinned ears are a bad sign, but don't panic. Just back away slowly until ears are no longer pinned. Once horse sniffs your hand, slowly attempt to pet the neck in gentle strokes. If horse jerks it's head away, don't pet. Just enjoy company of horse until more trust is built, in which you may attempt again, but remember, no pets if it jerks its head away, wait some more, or until it goes away.

[@TheHimikoToga]

Respect for Schlatt going through hours of pain and suffering for us

[@jschlattLIVE]

Content creation is harder than your 9-5.

[@emma_nutella58]

@@jschlattLIVE truly

[@kristintaylor2128]

real

[@airtemperaturemilk4321]

@@jschlattLIVE harder than any war could ever be

[@timeking8386]

you mean "Schlatt"?

[@Ikasima]

Cooking Meme Timemarks: 5:33 Burger 8:23 Fries 13:43 Potato Chips 16:43 Chicken 24:06 Sausages 25:14 You like men? 25:45 Chicken 2 (Outro)

[@surfingtundra]

what is the song??

[@kbonheur]

@@surfingtundra Neverita by Bad Bunny

[@elegy8187]

You missed 5:33

[@Ikasima]

@@elegy8187 Thx, have added it to the list

[@Raven_-kk4im]

I barely got to the Fry's one and now I see what this list is all about

[@Donut-im9lk]

Schleyt really knows how to "rank" these "unhinged" TikToks

[@jgcoverkknot5701]

Pronounced *in Russian accent*; Shl-ey yuht

[@elainad6728]

Hip Hip Hooray!!

[@ooftheducky197]

ah yes my favorite streamer: schleyt we love him

[@__Immaterial__]

Schleyt??

[@aroshota]

Yeah! He did it so flawlessly, just like he did "it" back in "1999"

[@4L3CCCCC]

13:28 SKIBID TOILET CAME OUT IN 2023 AND THIS HAPPENED IN 2022

[@calvinpell1738]

Glad to see “schlatt” is able to make “content” for us even while the British “police” are after him for what “he” did a couple weeks ago in the “United Kingdom”

[@Unlimited_Powah]

Yeah Glad to see Brixton is able to make pasta for us even while the british queen are after him for what she did a couple of weeks ago in ur mom Ratio

[@nooneasked726]

sex

[@helloifuseethis]

Yo fam I'm a disease, and I make a variety of diffrent people passing away, go through grief, and some others and I guarantee you will find one that will put you in the hospital🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@211sambo]

“Allegedly”

[@smod15]

@@ItzMalick yo fam I'm a random dude and I'm telling you shut the fuk up

[@milesgraham7239]

Why does every jschlatt video feel like a reoccurring dream that gets more and more strange and obscure every time you dream it

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

How did you nail this feeling exactly

[@oogaboog-br6ew]

Exactly

[@cephaleaorion4888]

so fuckin true

[@sebiranga7944]

@@cephaleaorion4888? P

[@BeauDacier]

I creamed at how Perfectly you nailed the feeling of this man and how my life feels and the emptiness of big man and wondering what is this eternal plain I’m living on what am I doing with myself any way can I get 2 number 3s with a number 6 a big mac and thick shake and 6 number 9s

[@Boonesman]

The funny thing is that the 'small streamer' guy is clearly joking but he's essentially spawned a subgenre of people who mock him

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

His satire is either being replicated or hes being mocked no in-between

[@polocatfan]

yeah kinda shitty of jschlatt to do that to someone who is clearly joking.

[@truffle_cs]

@@polocatfan ???

[@penmaster7863]

bro says that with the straightest fucking face he ain't joking or that man needs an oscar now. plus the dude looks like the type of guy that would not do his job because he was a little tired

[@Flome810]

Pyro’s fanbase in a nutshell

[@waoawoaw]

16:27 "And now you're ranting about needing to wait 15 sec-"🐬🐬🐬🐬

[@AverageDays]

LMAOOO

[@waoawoaw]

@@AverageDays u made me smile 😃

[@PaulieHD]

We gonna talk about how quick Schlatt made that shirt? IT WAS A DAY AFTER... HE PLANNED IT

[@emilythomson418]

mans probably had been sitting on the design for years now, all he needed was to wait for the day, put that day in and boom 😂😂

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@emilythomson418 he planned it in September 1st, because he knew when the queen would die

[@highdefinition450]

Man it was locked and loaded lol, no hesitation profiting off an old woman's death lmao

[@TS_Outlaw]

@@highdefinition450 classic Jschlatt move

[@theyeeterson]

a

[@emma_nutella58]

How nice of Schlatt to use the very human fast sleep aid machine on the queen after she’s been having trouble sleeping

[@a.maus.2615]

weirdly enough, horses eyes are designed to see out the sides of the head to give the widest field of view possible. this gives them a small blind spot directly in front of them. this dude could have been right.

[@gnomad28]

….designed?

[@IeeIee778]

@@gnomad28 for real like dude God designed their eyes to hurt them if so maybe god aint the "good man" we all thought

[@froggy5748]

@@gnomad28 yeah, designed by genetics smh. It’s like how chameleons are designed to see everything

[@thegamingwitch]

@@froggy5748 they even saw my brain cells and humor deteriorate from this video lol

[@froggy5748]

@@thegamingwitch correct. The chameleon gang is always watching. They were amused by this video as well.

[@tethalicon]

22:03 My name is Patrick Bateman. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial masque which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman. Some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me. Only an entity. Something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours, and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

[@THATRANDOMYTKID.]

How has no one replied to this?

[@Bluellamaa]

that's that's the guy

[@your.Charlotte]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

[@cocoplayz7887]

Schlatt being traumatized by cooking videos timeline 5:33 First Attack 8:23 Second, More Brutal, Yet More Schlatt Prepared Attack 13:44 Less Severe, Even More Prepared Attack 16:44 Deadliest, Most Horrifying, Most Brutal Attack 24:06 Prepared Finisher 25:15 Trick Attack 25:49 Fake-Out

[@Frostypower-uj4jl]

You missed one at the end

[@cocoplayz7887]

@@Frostypower-uj4jlwhich one?

[@landonwhite1134]

@@cocoplayz7887the one at the very end where the queen disintegrates

[@B0ndsee]

Whichever part of you gave you the idea to make this comment is evil...

[@JVMonge]

25:49 The counter-attack

[@Jkier0]

"content creation is harder than your 9-5" is quite possibly the hardest i have ever seen schlatt laugh at something

[@noahwhite659]

I’m glad jshark has a brain unlike Hassan and asmongold.

[@JayPlusForerunner]

​@@noahwhite659Assmongold

[@GunterBagsYT]

That and the seeing the hunter's gaming setup 😂

[@keannoxyrenceesquivel2349]

Background song name?

[@BusinessTeapot]

shows a video from men working in an oil rig as a 9-5: i hope that guy was joking, cause that was f@cking hilarious.

[@keceti9606]

Calling it JFK "event" is devious💀

[@HarryPorpise]

It’s going to be the next fortnite concert

[@petrels8692]

@@HarryPorpise 💀

[@Cera_01]

"Assassination" is probably censored

[@jetstreamsam9726]

@@HarryPorpise shit's gonna be mind blowing

[@HarryPorpise]

@@jetstreamsam9726 😭

[@TomFoolery-e]

13:23 This is the precurser to skibidi toilet

[@aBitBombastic]

Schlatt confirmed to have predicted the existence of the almighty, Skeebeedee Toylet

[@lewisdoyle6893]

I was just thinking that the second I seen this, this video was the start of the downfall

[@social_avocado]

"schlatt" is such a great content creator, and definitely "didn't" "kill" the "queen"

[@SickobingNotAutism]

jelly fan unfunny , unalive.

[@edwinjosepacheco43]

And is "innocent" and "definitely" "didnt do" "anything" in 1999

[@thecrimsonfuckeralucardlor5087]

@edwin Ramos """1999"""

[@thecrimsonfuckeralucardlor5087]

@Simon Punta "Yeah"

[@ZeranZeran]

The ghost of Kyiv did it

[@protigon9260]

Dude schlatt is literally the Shaquille O'Neal of content creators. HE OWNS EVERYTHING

[@bornofpixels]

Schlaquille O'Neal

[@lordtoomas]

Jquille O'Schlatt

[@xilpes6254]

tequilla nail

[@duduzingameplayscookiesedi8826]

@@ItzMalick not small, but big with annoying content.

[@BrassWing]

I like when Schlatt intentionally overreacts so far past the line of reality that you can tell just how dead inside he is

[@littlemoth4956]

…what?

[@TijnHams]

Yeah it's a shame how he got to this point, i wish i could see the old type of videos of him gaming and stuff like that. I'm sick of reaction videos

[@BrassWing]

@@littlemoth4956 If you don't see what I'm talking about, ignore me and just enjoy his content honestly. It's not like it's hurting anyone, just something I've noticed

[@CWHolleman]

This is what happens when you create content that attracts millions of 12 year olds. Destroys your will to live as you put on a facade for all these children.

[@aweave24]

Do you mean the kinda typical influencer fake positive yay-flower-rainbow thing? Cause yeah, i almost feel like he exerts it intentionally in an over the top ironic way.

[@miromaki9662]

I look at the toilet clip and I dread that jschlatt was the start of a decaying era

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

Man imagine if that started skibidi 😭💀The start of a brainrotted generation

[@NotCpecial]

@@gachabloxgirl3958 skibi toile was made in 2023, this video was released in 2022

[@NotCpecial]

this is crazy..

[@ianmcgregor349]

Glad “schlatt” is making “content” more “frequently” again. It’s been really “nice” seeing “schlatt” “enjoy” “him”self.

[@crazykee7552]

Glad is making more again. It's been really seeing self.

[@StarGloomy0]

@卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐 >swastika in username huuuuge nope from me buddy. lol

[@grinmace4834]

@卐-Chadimir_Putin-卐 putin aint a nazi, 0/10 would not think of youtube replys a true, untrue liberal statement.

[@iamluhy1930]

Cuz its harder than ur 9 - 5

[@jaylee6083]

schlatt content frequently nice schlatt enjoy him.

[@emma_nutella58]

Respect for Schlatt for going through hours of pain and suffering for us, truly one of the toughest jobs out there, harder then your 9-5 job

[@Mr_Also]

*oil mill video plays*

[@jodadami]

Or more accurately his 9-8 job

[@Totasfunnynumber]

​@@jodadami9-9

[@Tom-pf9hg]

​@jodadami or more more accurately the 9/11 job

[@Tom-pf9hg]

​@@RobbedmyLilcousinlast I heard he used to be called Hitler

[@hpblue7217]

From a Walmart associate, thanks Schlatt for respecting our daily grind and sacrifices to the Walmart gods. It’s CAP OR DIE for me so feeling tired is all but a lame excuse to not give it your all till your body is broken, no matter how many departments you get thrown into that day keep that energy and smile going, keep up the facade for the customers because you love your job and we’re never not happy to help out.

[@waxtrax_]

Me too, watching this vid on my lunch break lmao

[@KeAishaReads]

This is the one ☝️ He described my exact situation except Walmart fired me over an IBS flare up 🤠

[@minecraftencrypted1294]

Sorry to hear that.

[@adriandotexe]

Yup, the unreasonable expectations from higher-ups without giving us proper equipment or pay is real. I'm just eternally grateful that no one in this company actually enforces the 10-foot rule

[@lionheart5206]

worked at walmart for a month i still walk in there everyday like i didnt quit without notice. stole from there twice since then too

[@AlexPelegrinoArent]

i caught you 6898 oppa at 16:46 you said in chat "Chats going so fast no one will know I'm gay"

[@Vocable-Twins369]

How did you catch that

[@oliveoildoesnttastegood]

my father yearns for the caves.

[@AlexPelegrinoArent]

@@Vocable-Twins369 im just better ig

[@BubblingPisplaysofAffection]

8:16 I find that "Schlatt" acts like a cat whenever it sees its reflection for the first time; Full panic and anger mode.

[@snivydream]

TRUUUE

[@coolepic519]

I read this before i watched the video without reading the timestamp, and when i found it i knew exactly what you were talking about lmao

[@henrymellor9760]

I’m glad “schlatt” finds “humor” in these TikToks it really emphasizes the fact that he really is just another “human”

[@greyghost8763]

What with all the """ like is he just hypothetical???? May, or may not be at all times???

[@someoneontheinternet40]

​@@greyghost8763you will never know

[@johnlime1469]

I like how the chat was spamming "it's free" to the wild horse video.

[@froggy5748]

It truly is free

[@TheBoogieMan-tq5dz]

Oh my god they predicted it 13:15

[@ethanjc1971]

I can’t believe what “Schlatt” did to “the queen”. Really takes me back to what he did in 99’

[@winyjeffgd5558]

yea kinda like what i did in 01'

[@duduzingameplayscookiesedi8826]

I will "never forget" about what "shart" did on "that day" with a "flying car"

[@noahlunnen9161]

13:32 schlatt predicts skibidi toilet.

[@aresthecoolguy]

I know he saw it before anyone

[@Devspace007]

True

[@weezerbeetle]

HE MADE SKIBIDI TOILET

[@ultimazilla9814]

skibidi toilet was supposed to be ignorable, just a fad that lasted 3 weeks and disappeared, but now we got fucking skibidi toilet lore, it needs to die _now_

[@fatlardeatingchungus]

I THOUGHT THE SAME THINK I'M GLAD OTHER PEOPLE THINK ALIKE

[@CommanderWiggins]

The Very Human guy is one of my favorite Tik Tok creators. He unironically puts so much effort into his videos, and even though you know what the punchline is going to be it's still incredibly funny.

[@jackscorpion6442]

13:23 skibidi toilet prediction?!???

[@Skidude12]

Skibidi toilet lore?

[@Giordano_furlano]

I was about to say that, lol

[@snaifhassnan6348]

* @jackscorpion64425

[@TheBigAwesome5542]

🎉

[@sidhantraj3433]

I can't believe Schlatt would do this much for us. I never had to work this hard at my 9 to 5.

[@My_name_is_Daniel]

Why am I afraid that Schlatt's editor is ACTUALLY held hostage EdIT: OH mY GoD gUyS thANKs sO mUCH fOR 4K omg iM sO hAPpY eDiT2: mOM iM fAMouS

[@Licas13882]

Because he is

[@My_name_is_Daniel]

@@Licas13882 WAIT REALLY

[@4GNG]

@@My_name_is_Daniel you wanna join him?

[@My_name_is_Daniel]

@@4GNG Should I make a phone call?

[@boomba3032]

@@My_name_is_Daniel bro sleep lmao

[@waldo4277]

glad to see schlatt is fulfilling his sleep derprived new years resolution of bear hugging more company's into his ownership

[@theriptide_4260]

Finally, I found you!

[@waldo4277]

@@theriptide_4260 yessir. You get a trophy now 🏆

[@bisexual-final-girl5171]

HOLY SHIT I FOUND WALDO

[@waldo4277]

@@bisexual-final-girl5171 yes you have. Your granted the waldo trophy 🏆

[@huhwhat2673]

No fuckin way! After all these years, finally found waldo

[@WhyamIalive123]

7:08 Peter the horse is here

[@trace1506]

21:23 for those who are wondering what that is Its called the glide the man keithgroover made it himself its actually really cool and I have one

[@jaxonlambert135]

Thank you so so so so so so much

[@Lakefruit]

thank you I was skimming the comments looking for the name of it!!

[@oatsathehumanoid]

Bro, THANK YOU

[@TheoneandonlyHimrr]

You have my deepest respect sir. You are the one who will bring peace and stability to the human race and any other beings we find in the vastness of space.

[@AtlynYoutube]

i love how he just crafted that gizmo and just made it slap

[@plum.phobia]

18:20 i can already tell there’s gonna be a screenshot of this on every dsmp amino tumblr whatever the fuck with a bunch of hearts and cute emojis

[@KingSaysHello]

Ahhh fuck nah

[@oashky]

true

[@J-Crash]

7:14 technically he was right, horses cant see a small distance in front of them due to their eye position edit: damn these replies making me question if my source was real or not

[@mushroom.equestrians]

their eye potion does not matter they only have a blind spot in the middle but otherwise they can see perfectly fine

[@loki7701]

@@mushroom.equestrians the eye position is exactly why they have that blind spot, wdym it doesnt matter

[@mushroom.equestrians]

@@loki7701 i mean that yk what tbh idk why i siad that i mean that they can see longer distances

[@communistcowboy]

@@mushroom.equestrians dude just edit the comment, you can't let "eye potion" stay on your comment history

[@muhammadnawfalkhairulazlan9581]

it's still scary as hell seeing that in their position

[@helljumpersofthegalacticre5437]

16:15 that laugh feels so genuine that’s actually what made me laugh and not the tik toks

[@Randomeud]

14:52 THAT WAS THE GREATEST JOKE I'VE HEARD IN A WHILE. YOU MADE ME LAUGH FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES.

[@supplice-03-aaliyah]

SAME

[@nemothakidd1731]

Im DYING

[@die4057]

NAH FR I FROZE THERE 😭😭

[@inkyisdreaming]

I was watching the VOD, chat started SCREAMING in horror

[@supplice-03-aaliyah]

@nyx me too also do you know why everyone is putting random quotes around words below?

[@slimely9758]

the video at 18:17 actually calmed me down a lot. I'm not good at staying calm and I'm so hard on myself. now with senior year starting and getting all of my college stuff ready, I'm starting to get really stressed out. I have an SAT coming up soon and I am just absolutely terrible in the math section. it's weird how the impact of someone random encouraging you is sometimes so much stronger than someone you're close with. right now it's so hard to tell myself that I'm doing good because I know I could be doing better, I just don't have the strength, but things like that seem to help a lot for some reason..

[@mikudayoooooo]

ignore the bot i’m sorry things have been stressful for you recently hope more of these wholesome/peaceful moments are on their way for you dude you deserve them

[@slimely9758]

@@mikudayoooooo thank you, things have honestly gotten worse lol but I think I did well on my SAT:)

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

Since when are Tiktokers not "Unhinged" or "Mentally Unstable" literally just the average TikTok user Jschlatt is describing.

[@piedpiper814]

are you from braking bad

[@thelazyy1]

Hi waltuh

[@riddleisariddler]

Are you from braking bad

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Are u from braking bad

[@emma_nutella58]

Are you from braking bad

[@BugMaster09]

16:28 this laugh 💀

[@dogoman410]

Bro hit the: 🐦🐦🐦

[@BebruKaralius]

Wow even when watching tik toks and doing nothing whatsoever "schlamm" can still make us laugh! Thats why we love this "man"

[@gourmetbird1483]

the Schigglesmith

[@unknownentity798]

7:07 The fact that the horse was looking at them straight on (and not through the side of their face where their eyes are) makes it scarier because it means they are no longer prey and now a predator.

[@axeljeanlindsey1584]

I like the way Schlatt treats us and chat like a bunch of toddlers on sugar who know exactly how to press their dad's buttons. He's the dad who's had a very long day at work and just wants to relax with his beer and reruns of family feud

[@samurexatlas7373]

22:50 There's a much _sweeter_ alternative out there, Sea World is using candy-ish straws for their world dining in the Orlando location. There are also some sparkly plastic straws that are supposed to be biodegradable, but I cannot personally vouch on those.

[@mydogsmells]

14:45 wow that was hilarious . Can't believe I just got an ad. Wow. Crazy.

[@jstar3382]

13:38 the prophecy

[@Glunpy]

BRRR-

[@matthewboire6843]

Yes

[@NM2008]

Would not be surprised if this video was, what started the whole thing

[@comradejux]

ski-

[@NezbolOG]

I’m gonna kill mys-

[@purplvurpl0295]

I really enjoy just existing in hotels. The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air-conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six stories off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the dresser. No past, but an infinite present.

[@Aradus-Fireteam-Team-Leader]

In the dystopian future of 'Slaughterland: Bloodbath,' you play as Sergeant Rambo McShootsalot, a retired SWAT sniper turned rogue rat exterminator. Armed with your trusty ERDL Leaf Pattern sniper rifle from 1960, you're dropped into a post-apocalyptic wasteland in the USSR circa 1985, overrun by mutated rats. Your mission? Hunt down these radioactive rodents while dodging old Soviet tanks and communicating only via Morse code with your AI companion, Bleep-Bloop. Can you survive the rodent uprising and uncover the dark secret behind why the rats are hoarding grapes?

[@fence3013]

I would recommend watching schlatt videos at 2 am over any other time. Very enjoyable

[@brokedolph]

just don't call him at 3am

[@davidbronzilberg4600]

I raise you 4am

[@fence3013]

@@davidbronzilberg4600 *checks cards* “call”

[@brokedolph]

@davidbronzilberg4600 420 and that's my final offer

[@greyghost8763]

Can confirm at 2:27 am😌

[@Limes_not_Lemons]

Loved the surprise appearance of Kschlatt at 8:05

[@derpyhead3414]

Finally "schlatt" has found a clone to "take the fall" for what he did in "99"

[@Crabapplez]

I’m a fuckin Easter egg >:)

[@Mrbeans-0-0]

Kschlatt is to funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@triigrr3644]

Never stop making content Schlatt. You bring a lot of real joy to a lot of people. Always helps seeing a video of yours pop up.

[@aduckonaplane3816]

@Boxing hell nah man the bot is councious

[@bruhdespacito8324]

Lies, "shaltt" makes content which makes me want to enact horrible deeds upon humanity

[@virikan3518]

This is honestly the most positive comment I've seen on a Schlatt vid in a long time, thank you brother

[@tr0y644]

truly disgusting that some “people” would do such a thing

[@triigrr3644]

@@virikan3518 everyone can spread positivity, they just gotta let themselves feel it more often

[@Bigrandy-g2z]

17:15 legend says schlatt schlerked off to that clip back in ‘99 and schlummed all over his desk

[@Minicon11424]

I love how Jschlatt hates tik toks where two videos are playing at once but thats also what his reaction videos are because his camera and the actual video PLUS there is chat so thats 3 things going on at once and you can only really focus on one at a time

[@snaifhassnan6348]

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[@icykairo]

I like how schlatt immensely did it again at 25:31

[@joekerr5418]

Did what again? Killed a very important royal figure very close to the annual memorial of one of the most tragic events in world history?

[@froggy3.021]

@@joekerr5418 probably

[@lucasho-hz4tt]

“Jesus fking Christ dude” “Why did you wait for the countdown? Did you want to see men kissing?” “You like kissing” “NO I DONT, THIS I-“ “You like men kissing.” “NO I-“

[@lavasharkandboygirl9716]

So about that giant crusher machine - I work for a company that has one of those industrial shredders, its about the size of a car. If Schlatt really thinks he could just *BUY ONE* he would need about $10 million, 6 months of employing electricians, mechanical engineers, construction crew, and at-least 3 permanent full time operating engineers to keep it in working order. That's not even mentioning the gigantic mess of toxic plastic, metal and varnished wood dust that have to be cleaned up after every processing. I hate to be the barer of bad news but even Big Guy couldn't afford an Industrial Shredder

[@smittywerbenjagermanjenson1094]

Not with that attitude

[@bunsenn5064]

True. It’d be an endless money pit.

[@MaxC_1]

I have no clue where that thing costs 10 million but I have seen those go for literally less than 100-200K albeit you'd prolly end up spending double that trying to get one running As for the rest of the part of maintenance and keeping it running. Well I mean you can own one- like a tank. Not to use, just to establish dominance

[@counterfeit1148]

I thought he said he wanted to locate one, not buy one

[@braynjohnson4302]

You pulled $10 mil out of your ass

[@Rickintheroll]

21:08 thats actually so fire its like a thrilling scene in a horror movie

[@willt6412]

Schlatt really did pre record the content truly a great man R.I.P Schlatt 1999-2022

[@maestrofeli4259]

can't bwlwivw schalt predicted the queen's death 23 years before it hapepened

[@tnapeepeelu]

oh god the bots

[@willt6412]

@@tnapeepeelu yeah man it sucks

[@thehostlehost4158]

24:06 pattern recognition kicks in

[@colonelkenneth6214]

Bro should have went with his gut 😭

[@pigglesgoomshby7249]

25:33 The greatest plot twist in the history of Schlagg

[@AlexsaysBruh]

“WHY DID YOU WAIT FOR THE COUNT DOWN”

[@Botan_VEVO_Official_Real]

21:36 Used to live in pcb, that boat is a rental for parties that's pretty famous in the area, rode by it a couple times going out fishing and diving.

[@spacefull8535]

16:38 his laugh made me laugh for 3 minutes straight, and after finishing the video I watched it again, still funny

[@finnster3276]

WHATTHEFUCK HAHJAJSHAHA

[@NM2008]

It sounds like if a cat could laugh. This is the sound it would make

[@Na_Turek]

BRO WTH

[@EyeCantDraw_]

There is no way a human can make that sound it has to be fake

[@soos_daboss1725]

The queen went through ww2 and other historical events, but seeing another jshlatt video is where she drew the line

[@gamerboi64729]

i love how jschlatt is either insanely confused, laughing to death, or gay while watching these

[@iamnolongerhereanymore]

Or just frickin’ RANTING.

[@Commonroadduckspoon]

I done schlittily Schlatt myself after schlatching this schlideo

[@Muffon.]

Are we gonna ignore the fact that shlatt might be responsible for the creation of skibidi toilet 13:33

[@tarekmetallaoui1744]

Oh my sigma !!!!!!!

[@Walkies125]

@@tarekmetallaoui1744cease.

[@happyboy07685]

😭

[@happyboy07685]

it's probably more of whoever submitted the video

[@studmcmuffin8844]

22:24 is how the Drill Sergeants expected us to make our beds every morning in under 30 seconds.

[@JeffeOmega]

This video is hilarious, unlike the deeds “Schlatt” has committed from 1999-2001

[@Skibidi11234]

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[@TheHimikoToga]

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[@dylan74837]

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[@Birth0fVenus]

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[@itsbricket]

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[@Purple_guy7723]

9:25 what he was trying to say was “when you’re in the Nether and you see a ghast

[@memegalodon4522]

The great Jschlatt, once reviving a community from the dead and making some of the funniest videos on the platform, now making “cursed tiktoks” reaction vids weekly… damn.

[@PyroGothNerd]

He mentioned in a video (can't remember which one) that he has to do what sells to keep his company afloat, and he plans on going back to gaming.

[@memegalodon4522]

@@PyroGothNerd Hope he does, this just feels forced and unlike him.

[@bluscout1857]

personally i don’t mind it, it’s funny as hell when he does these types of vids

[@ItsUpItsStuck]

At least some of the titkoks are good, but yeah it sucks that it's come to this lmao

[@PyroGothNerd]

@@bluscout1857 IDK, the 9/11 jokes people keep submitting are getting old. If you go to the subreddit where people submit stuff, 80% of it is bad 9/11 jokes. I was kind of relieved when there was a JFK one, instead...only for the 9/11 ones to pop right back up. The fans need to get new material.

[@dutchvanderline7536]

Jschlatt is laughing so much, he was almost laughing as much in 1999 in that village

[@taizhang-ef2kj]

Jschlatt: WHY WHY I RATHER HAVE THE DUDES Also Jschlatt: proceeds to replay it

[@rainwobrain]

13:34 fucking skibidi toilets before they were invented "slay" is a time traveler

[@D77tcPelican]

21:35 I can confirm, you can find this ship sailing the western coast of Florida. I’ve seen it many times.

[@That-Guy6676]

Oh God, their turning to broadside us

[@anne-mariecuongtran3808]

12:48 schlatts face went from 😄 to 😨 so fast

[@beans3669]

Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin Bugs under your skin

[@Subpar1O1]

Bro went from yabba dabba doo to yabba dabba don't die

[@sereapple]

Anyone else love seeing what Schlatt loves seeing every day? A weeks worth of TikToks which include inappropriate content for both Schlatt and KZbin! *Continue having fun, Schlatt!*

[@Godmaid7]

the last one schlatt looked at, it was perfect, whoever made that deserves an A+

[@drbeandog4209]

It makes me super happy to see that schlatt doesn't find humor at car crashes, It would be especially concerning considering what happened in '99

[@Mcytinnit]

THAT ENDING 💀💀 Also I have been binge watching Schlatt all day and it’s so addicting and currently 2:25 am-

[@chyguyman]

Same lmao

[@vgiamp10]

im in his attic

[@vxntus..]

bro stuttered on text

[@Mcytinnit]

@@vxntus.. I didn’t??

[@vxntus..]

@@Mcytinnit it’s okay lil bro we get it 😭

[@Trem_Travesty]

14:00 it's confirmed! Jschlatt wants to be a Cottagecore Lesbian (the lesbian part is optional, but required for the title)

[@DylanDiaz-hc3dw]

13:24 THEY PREDICTED SKIBIDI TOILET!?!🗣️🔥🥶

[@Andrew-uy9ms]

Schlatts humor is so good that he even makes adds funny 😂

[@alexanderduff895]

the funny thing is that i actually got an ad

[@AnkyloDyno]

@@alexanderduff895 yeah he placed that there. people who don't have adblocker will get an ad there

[@therealburgerr]

​@@ItzMalick w bot

[@jarmusmusic]

One of the tiktoks predicted skibidi toilet 💀

[@ericgolightly8450]

13:22 That's what I was gonna say

[@deluxe1of1]

Random streamer:”content creation is harder than your 9-5” Schlatt: *laughs in streamer*

[@Lizzardthething]

Jschlatt is the true chaotic good. AYE WAIT A MINUTE 13:34 DID NOT AGE WELL

[@the-bobby-chad]

21:22 schlatt fears for his life as he remembers his sins

[@gothic_velvet4642]

schlatt: don’t record yourself having a mental breakdown and post it on the internet. 10 mins later: “i’m going to have a mental breakdown”

[@joshc5613]

@@ItzMalick do you also get tired after a couple hours of editing and have to go to bed?

[@pirig-gal]

@@joshc5613 Nah, he's dedicated. It's 3h editing and 5h of spamming other people's comment sections.

[@Breakdown5297]

12:53 Mechanic's note: This car is structurally unsound. DO NOT DRIVE. DO NOT DRIVE. DO NOT DRIVE. DO NOT DRIVE.

[@poison-LICKTHEPOISON]

🚗

[@holahola-ym1xv]

"tis i's murica i hav my rights!"

[@maybeavariable]

narr really?

[@Totasfunnynumber]

🤓

[@SuperGamingBrosSGB]

B-but Flintstones..

[@TheCheese-rv5oj]

13:28 I was watching this and my cousin watching next to me was like “is that skibidi toilet?!” And I gave him the most disappointed stare I have ever given someone