Cthulhu's Corner | ASMR

[@N9WS]

It’s so crazy how I’ve been watching this man for over 5 years and his content has only gotten better and better

[@MakoMusic_]

4 for me

[@alfkiew1869]

3 for me

[@shushupyounaughtyminx4832]

7 for me.

[@Lucas64169]

I have been watching him for a year but in that year I've basically watched every single one of his videos

[@da_scrub]

Same bro same

[@anthonywaldera1706]

Ephemeral Rift, the only ASMRtist that provides top Cthulhu content.

[@shto4782]

He's the only Chtulhu in asmr

[@LunarEdge7]

And somehow we're not insane yet after this much exposure to him I wonder what ancient magical makeup he uses..?

[@sergiovergaramontemiranda2116]

to be fair you will need a good amount of insanity resist to put that on

[@anthonywaldera1706]

How did this get so many likes???

[@pissbaby6975]

@@shto4782🎉t😮t😮 1:06:42 🎉

[@Sonderax]

I love how Cthulhu always looks so happy

[@YankeeStacking]

How can you tell?? 😆

[@alphabonnnx8249]

@@YankeeStacking the eyes are like a half moon facing upwards, it makes Cthulhu look happy!

[@apex9177]

​@@alphabonnnx8249 I thought he was going to ask politely for a cookie at one point up close

[@vulxh]

@@alphabonnnx8249 happy!

[@dummy1o2u]

​@@apex9177 "Uh, yes sir I uhm...would like a cookie."

[@aakcop4561]

Was wondering when we would see Kevin again glad to see he's doing well.

[@devinn5493]

I don’t know why, but it’s so cute to me the idea that an elder god, Cthulhu is just a nervous businessman selling things that he doesn’t really know what they are.

[@sketchtheparadigmyork1217]

As an octopus, I’m very happy to see a little representation in ASMR I dint feel so left out

[@MrQuixe]

Hahahah

[@r.l.9986]

Lmfao😂

[@raffaelbaumkaenguruh2654]

Please don't take this the wrong way, but "dint" is a very cute typing error Much love to the Octopus community btw

[@egg8806]

I’ve been watching you since “Cthulhu tries McDonalds” and I have been hooked ever since. Thank you for all the amazing work you’ve done

[@elaw13]

Uncle E, you really pump out so much content, so many high quality videos so rapidly I hardly have time to fully enjoy thr last video, I'm stil replaying the laat video with the void painting. I even replay videos from years ago from time to time, thank you so much for all the content you produce, I don't know how have have time to, plan, write, record, edit and render a video once every other day its amazing!

[@skellybones1428]

This is definitely one of the cthulhu moments ever

[@PyronusSouria]

I loved when he said "Its Cthuluing time" and then Cthulu'd all over the place

[@atimetraveler4910]

Srsly whats up with this overrated "one of the moment" comments? What am i missing? Context?

[@Stp1497]

@@atimetraveler4910 man this is was one of the confused moments of all

[@boi5375]

@@Stp1497 i liked it when he started confusing around the room

[@samael5552]

@@atimetraveler4910 you’re missing having no sense of humour

[@RowanMackenzie]

Dave's Thrift Shop is my absolute favourite series of yours, so this is right up my street! Thank you so much!

[@mslovelyshot]

SAME! Dave is the Best!

[@missm.e9914]

Mr Cthulhu is so soft spoken, so nice to shop with

[@rianscott3163]

ER I doubt you’ll see this, but I just wanna say I love your content. I’ve been listening since high school, and now that I’m in a college dorm I’ve never needed these videos more, they help me stay sane lol. Thank you for the hours upon hours of amazing content sir

[@isaacoliver991]

its insane how the mask looks so real

[@Kel_Omori_official]

Yeah silly billy! I can't believe you didn't know that! Im actually a distant relative of Cthulhu personally and he's a really nice dude!

[@kitneyspears]

What mask?

[@isaacoliver991]

@@kitneyspears idk maybe there was something wrong with my brain when i saw that

[@excme22]

when we needed Kevin the most.... He came

[@jasyn197]

Gross

[@warrickcaldecott2866]

In his pants

[@xThat1Guyxx]

He did what?!?

[@GregLemons]

He did what??!?

[@Rockislush]

Well 😵

[@izzyclown]

I discovered the Great Old One Under The Bed a couple months after it was posted. Now 3 years later and I still fall asleep to your ASMR almost every night! I'm an insomniac and your content has been such a huge help! Thank you!

[@crinklyonion1410]

It’s hilarious that this menacing creature that is completely overwhelming and panic inducing to look at is just a calm little dude.

[@Gewrghs]

I wish we could get one of these videos from the perspective of the seller, or in other videos the perspective of the doctor going through multiple patients/ buyers. Anyhow, great video as always, glad to have a talk with Kevin again.

[@gwyn3831]

Cthulhu saying "I don't have all the knowhow" is very funny to me

[@foaliish]

Man as someone who collects skulls, a treat to see em in asmr. Idk if you actually know the species but they’re a goat and a raccoon :)

[@Bentaiisart]

Was looking for someone who knew, thank you 😭

[@F0xEagle]

As a fellow skull collector I agree! Skulls can make such a wonderful sounds

[@SkullKr0ncher]

As someone who is SkullKr0ncher everywhere but here because it was taken, would you happen to have a few spare skulls?

[@KarpetBurn]

As someone who likes to pick the bones clean of meat when I eat my local racoons, I immediately recognized it.

[@maryamdear2122]

@@KarpetBurn glad someone is handling the local raccoon overpopulation problem

[@waddlecopter3139]

The mask is absolutely splentastic

[@darkzer0670]

What mask?

[@clairemac3848]

I hope Kevin is still enjoying his pancakes at the Sanitarium Cafeteria ❤

[@aestriex]

The cafeteria was expunged from this reality, unfortunately.

[@obi5398]

@@aestriexskill issue tbh

[@TheRogueDM]

But without coffee, as Kevin can't stand coffee.

[@wolfyboy]

Cthulhu/Kevin looks surprisingly good in a suit.

[@EphemeralRift]

he told me to tell you thanks

[@wolfyboy]

@@EphemeralRift of course. take care. BOTH of you! ;)

[@Smiley_ASMR]

Cthulhu looks so kind

[@myftpuqtsm]

Bro makes the weirdest asmr and i love it so much

[@Oxijinn_]

Still to this day I wonder what Kevin and Dave's relationship would be? Grandfather / Grandson? God / Follower? Void in disguise / Not a void in disguise? We may never know...

[@retsell459]

I think he does mention them being good friends in this video!

[@cassiopeiasfire6457]

It's at 7:00

[@GiafyViews]

How can this man pump out so many weird but diverse ideas? Every new video is always a surprise

[@ikth7]

So sad it's not Dave, but so happy the shop format is back. It's my favorite type. I'm guessing something about playing Dave on camera must be very difficult since we seem to only see Dave like once a year. Maybe it's the clunky hands, or maybe the black makeup around the eyes is irritating or something?

[@raccman2240]

Listening to this on my break so I go back to work somewhat relaxed.

[@Noodle177]

8:59 unironically goes hard 🥶

[@l0re863]

love the void painting, i'd sell my bag of ancient worlds for it

[@goronimus304]

trade you for piece of popcorn and half an egg carton

[@link5493]

Trade you half a cats ear(long story) and a bag of superhero dust plus my ticket to go to void 339

[@goronimus304]

@@link5493 I'll give the pestle and mortar (with salt) that I found for the dust

[@l0re863]

@@link5493 what about 3/4 of the ancient worlds and a penny that i found in lincoln's hair for the ticket?

[@link5493]

@@l0re863 deal, I’ll transfer you them if when we meet in Asguard

[@BatmanDC27]

Uncle E did asmr with a skull... A literal SKULL. never would've known that's a trigger for me without this gem

[@jordanmartina]

The skull is a Flying Fox Skull

[@winder2182]

I love your job brother, I relax too much ❤️

[@calebhubbard6398]

Ive been waiting for another Cthulhu video for so long now. Thanks rift.

[@astral2861]

I dont know what you did but somehow u cured my asmr problem, this video is the first that made me feel the tingles in a while

[@andrewhilbert4790]

This store seems like an easter egg youd find around bum fuck nowhere in the midwest. Great video as always!

[@Fern995]

Your items are very intriguing- But how much would it cost to convince you to part ways with the "sale sign" ?

[@SupposedFish]

Just 3 years ago he was under my bed, and now he has his own corner.

[@valentinharnisch4482]

I don't know if this has anything to do with this, but after watching this video I had a lucid dream where I could control everything that happened for the first time in my life. I also have no memory of finishing this video and unplugging my headphones afterwards. The best sleep I had in years

[@doommageddon]

Uncle Rift's content just never disappoints.

[@a.lex.is.]

Transformer blew on my street tonight, lit the telephone pole on fire, and the entire block doesn't have power. After that and sitting in the quiet, I was worried how to even begin settling down. I'm SO happy thank you thank you thank you for this one

[@LuckyArceus]

Was it an autobot or a decepticon?

[@Frostyaxolotl88]

It's good to see you again Cthulhu!

[@KarpetBurn]

I didn't realize the ancient horrors of our vast universe were so polite and soft spoken. I was kind of expecting my ears to start bleeding when he started wailing in his eldritch tongue.

[@tylerwoosley6029]

I got to thank ER for helping me sleep this past summer I had broken 2 bones in my arm/wrist and it was so uncomfortable to sleep I remember the first night I put on ER I fell asleep instantly

[@JLawL]

Yes! I've missed this little cuttlefish!

[@lemonshark.]

I love how all his ASMRs are in the same universe

[@etotheend8893]

Thank you for this video. I have been looking forward to another one in this format

[@Sputnick_00]

The longer Rift stays on earth, the better his ideas will become

[@Short_Potato]

You can't just blow a hole into the surface of the Rift

[@ValerianHearts]

this is the best video of all of youtube fr

[@Ezackiel1]

it's been awhile with the Chtulhu RPs ^^ I'm glad it's back :D

[@Rusty186]

The way he stifled a laugh as he presented the letter Q made me giggle, ngl, i wanted you to know i love your content and you are among the last ASMR creators that can make me tingle. Keep up the great work and have a great evening/night/day/morning lol.

[@DonutGuard]

Dude, going through some of your older videos... you gotta bring back bag thing! The tingles were unreal. Imagine if you did that with all the new recording equipment you've got!

[@cherr5940]

Honey wake up, rift uploaded a new asmr

[@hasechoward2928]

Okay hear me out here. Batman returns, and goes through souvenirs from his villains with you. (The black umbrella made me think of the penguin)

[@alexandruarseni4327]

Missed you buddy!

[@wolfilton3406]

What a lovely business, I think ill do some last minute Christmas shopping here.

[@PEYTONTHECOWBOYPRINCESS]

I misread it as “Cuthulu’s coroner” thinking there was gonna be an autopsy

[@shawncarney9657]

Good to see the eldritch cheapskate still kicking

[@K1ng_Squ1dZ]

Cthulhu can't die so he would just end up waking back up at some point of the video

[@AerolockePKMN]

This sure is the cthulu asmr video ever made

[@Asmrhero]

Kevin is back!!!

[@wairhare]

Been a minute since a cthulhu asmr, good timing for one too considering i’m finding this at one in the morning when I need to sleep l

[@ArmundJay]

Woah, Kevin did his telepathy and then totally pulled out something i'd love; rad skull and rad telepathic powers, E.

[@yosher]

Good to see Kevin back in action, quite the intriguing selection of wares he has

[@stormhunter2627]

i saw Kevin’s face, checked how long ago this was posted (15 hours ago), and said out loud in my room to no one at 3:30am: “Kevin has returned!”

[@lilchromie]

Finally some more Cthulhu

[@cyanology2350]

WOOOOOO YEAHHHH BABY THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR

[@AuroraeCora]

All of those lovely items and no toasters to speak of. I guess ill settle for this masterpiece instead. Sad Rorschach toast testing noises.

[@EldritchDruid410]

Might use this costume for next Halloween

[@EldritchDruid410]

Nvm, way too expensive

[@hauldeendabomb]

I remember the very first video I ever discovered of yours was the video where a deep one in the raincoat dissects the pineapple when it was relatively new crazy to see all the characters and ideas that have popped up since then love ya E

[@stormhunter2627]

The Relaxation of Ethan Pineapple! who knew how good ASMR with an axe/hatchet could be? i miss Dave so much

[@helmut9313]

Mr. Rift you are such a GOAT i love your work

[@thediynetwork11]

Enjoyed this so much. Subscribed❤

[@Shadowheart181]

I wonder if we're missing an organ that detects *something*, something fundamental to the universe that is impossible to explain or understand without it. Like some creatures without ears, or eyes, or a nose can't experience the world through those senses.

[@WevvMang]

Thoroughly enjoying the friendly rivalry between Cthulhu or Qthulhu and my OG fish man Dave. Looking forward to Dave’s response

[@puregaming3d260]

Ty rift, awesome video, love this type of vids

[@jsdcvud7834]

47:50 Finally the lego joystick!

[@The1stInterviewer]

So do Cthulhu and Deep One Dave have a friendly rivalry going on with their respective stores?

[@EphemeralRift]

hm, perhaps....

[@hellstarrblx]

Bros so creative man I love his work

[@walisonferreira1706]

bring more cthulhu videos, we love each other so much!

[@jeremiah3886]

I love my my dawg, glad to see the return of cthulu

[@meganwilliams9275]

Stares into my soul.

[@yoursenpai1973]

KEVIN HAS RETURNED‼️‼️

[@tomcreswick3359]

Pins and tweezers are my favourite trigger

[@gmoneymoney3994]

This is what I've been waiting for !!!

[@MKPrive]

Extremely choice Cthulhu content, thank you.

[@tipoftheiceberg7034]

I've now been watching and listening almost every single night since I was 14. I'm going on 23 next year

[@spec5385]

Day 25 of asking Uncle ER to make a video where he tells inanimate objects just how truly he appreciates them

[@SouthernPsychopath]

When that goat was still alive, it probably never though that a man in a cthulhu mask would be stroking its skull on the internet, but thats how life goes sometimes.

[@Oxedyneyt]

Cthulhu is certainly classy

[@davidoceano3305]

Have you ever thought of making a ”time traveling role play” like you’ve been time traveling from 1800’s and you can react to modern day things :D would be nice

[@vivalavalentina]

Never change, man. Never change.

[@Evan-fw6wt]

at this point he could literally make up characters and we would all be down with them

[@LovelessMilo]

Idea: showing you and praising your past forms. Where we are shown and told about an assortment of different little creatures that we once were in a past life, and we get to hear how interesting and beautiful they all were.

[@PotluckB]

Of course he'd release THIS right after setting up a new Spotify playlist and not before ;3;

[@endleontiozae7061]

man this is a R'leyh awesome place

[@ЭдельвейсМонолит]

Шедевр! ❤️✨

[@subtare3900]

so happy to see kevin

[@collector6457]

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

[@KiltLeo]

>be me >be Riftwalking >sees Khu'thu'luh knick knacks >"Brown shoe, bröwn shöe, brôwn shoe, Iäe ieä khu'thu'luh fäthäng rubber chicken pineapple [REDACTED]." >me drifts away

[@Amadeus55555]

If this isn’t evidence of Arkham sanitarium money laundering I don’t know what is. How could two high positioned doctors have the time to separately own stores that they manage? A private PI should investigate

[@Amadeus55555]

@@catherinemartin1957yes, we know that the regular PI is compromised by arkham, they’ve got him in their pocket for sure. We need to go a layer deeper to uncover this mess

[@DelayedPenalty]

Baubles and knick-knacks are lovely, but I was really looking for bric-a-brac.

[@cnicoj]

The corner is comforting Mr. Rift !

[@mastamcpoop]

This is chess, not checkers. Gotta respect the dedication to the craft. I know I do.